Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, about four
Speaker 1: minutes after. To be exact, it's today's strawberry letter. Oh,
Speaker 1: I have one for you today the subject She gave
Speaker 1: him exactly what he wanted Right now, nephew in the building,
Speaker 1: he's right here with today's praying phone call. What you
Speaker 1: got for us? About to tell your lights off? Huh?
Speaker 1: What about to turn your lights? Act like nobody on
Speaker 1: you ain't never got their lives back off? Focus, not
Speaker 1: during the pandemic. Didn't didn't timmy out of have my
Speaker 1: lights turned off many times and off for maximum two hours.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just waiting on an electric truck to
Speaker 1: get off the street, get back home. I just need
Speaker 1: electric man get his ass off my block. As soon
Speaker 1: as he get off the block, I'm going back. He's
Speaker 1: going back to my house and cut it on. How
Speaker 1: long it take a certain lives back on? Gonna take nothing, though,
Speaker 1: bowl cutters, pair of ply needing those plies want to slip.
Speaker 1: I know how to get it back on though. I
Speaker 1: can get your gas back on. I had I had
Speaker 1: a reconnection service in the hood. How much stuff help
Speaker 1: you turn back on? I can turn your gas on.
Speaker 1: I could turn your water on, and I can turn
Speaker 1: on your electricity. That's able. Yeah, you know it wasn't
Speaker 1: no cable back then, so what put nothing to cut on?
Speaker 1: But if you the electricity here, you ain't gonna wear about.
Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing on. They cut your damn juice off,
Speaker 1: So you need to needing those pliers wire cutters, and
Speaker 1: you could and you can cut your electricity back on.
Speaker 1: They used to cut your gas off in front of
Speaker 1: your house with this little too. They take this lid off,
Speaker 1: say gas, stick that too down there and turn it
Speaker 1: and shut it off. I took a piece of clay,
Speaker 1: took the lid off, molded the nut on top of it,
Speaker 1: because we're like a hecks nut, took it to my
Speaker 1: boy had a well this shop had him make the
Speaker 1: tool the shape of the yeah, the shape of the
Speaker 1: clay into it. Yeah. So now so I had a
Speaker 1: business card making uh reconnection service and call my house
Speaker 1: and I come around there for fifteen dollars and whatever
Speaker 1: they have took the years off. Yeah, fifteen dollars. I
Speaker 1: cut you gas all, I cut your electricity, cut all
Speaker 1: that on. Everybody down. Yeah, here go to bray a
Speaker 1: colorful fast. I was wonderful, man, I wonderful. Let's go
Speaker 1: get Hello. Hello, I'm trying to find Gerard. Please get er.
Speaker 1: How are you doing? This is Mason man. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: the guy that turns the lights on and off if
Speaker 1: you haven't paid your bill, and I'm over here at
Speaker 1: your house. I actually give ready to turn the lights off,
Speaker 1: but I'm trying to. Uh, it's a courtesy car. We're
Speaker 1: supposed to give. If people can pay their bill before
Speaker 1: we turn them off, then we collect and we keep moving.
Speaker 1: You said, who are you? Who are you a getting
Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to turn the lights off because the
Speaker 1: bill hasn't been paid. I'm getting ready to turn the
Speaker 1: power off. Are are you here at the house? No,
Speaker 1: I'm at work. Okay, Well, listen, is there anyone at
Speaker 1: the house that can make a payment. The payment right
Speaker 1: now that I have is one dollars and thirty six cents?
Speaker 1: Is that right? For? What? For the electric bill? Yes? Sir, No, sir, no,
Speaker 1: sir no, no, there's nobody at the house, and I
Speaker 1: don't think I owe that much. Well, that's what I
Speaker 1: have right now, two one dollars and thirty six cents.
Speaker 1: My wife she already paid that okay, well they don't
Speaker 1: have a record of that. I'm in your driveway right now.
Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to turn this thing off until the
Speaker 1: payment has been made. Nobody right now? Okay, Well, if
Speaker 1: no one is here, then I have to follow through
Speaker 1: and continue and and go ahead and and and and
Speaker 1: turn the power off until everything is rectified. Oh you're
Speaker 1: my driveway, I mean you drive Is there anyone here
Speaker 1: or how far are you from here? I may work.
Speaker 1: I can't get off right now, but you gotta get
Speaker 1: out my driveway. No, no, sir, I'm not gonna be
Speaker 1: able to leave your driveway until I actually turned the
Speaker 1: power off. Can't turn my power off. I got food
Speaker 1: in the frigerator to my kids. Got fish, you know,
Speaker 1: come home? Man? Well, what do you mean you got fished?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? I can be there in thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: Give you the cash right now? What what what do
Speaker 1: you mean when you say you got fish? This this tank? Oh?
Speaker 1: Fish tank? You have a fish tank? Okay, well, sir,
Speaker 1: I understand that, but I'll be there in thirty minute.
Speaker 1: You stay right there, don't touch nothing. Okay, So I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't be here thirty minutes. I can't wait that
Speaker 1: long thirty minutes. I'll be there with cash and I'll
Speaker 1: pay you with a two hundred we we don't we
Speaker 1: don't accept cash, sir. We're gonna need the money or
Speaker 1: I don't have time to go to I'll be there
Speaker 1: with the cash thirty minute. I can't take cat Are
Speaker 1: you listening to me, sir? Are you listen to me?
Speaker 1: I'm listening to you. I can't take cash. I need
Speaker 1: a money or I'll beat that thirty minutes. Okay, sir,
Speaker 1: I have to cut I have to turn your power
Speaker 1: off if you're not here. I give everybody ten minutes,
Speaker 1: ten minutes where they can pay it or we can
Speaker 1: actually turn it off. Now, you tell me what you
Speaker 1: want me to do. I call my wife real quick, ir,
Speaker 1: real quick, So I don't have time to call you.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have time for that. First of all, sir,
Speaker 1: I'll get me upset. I'll might the mess up bills, okay,
Speaker 1: first of all, okay, okay. If she doesn't mess up bills,
Speaker 1: then what the hell is going on? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her real quickly, straight okay, Okay, Well, sir,
Speaker 1: I don't have a real quick time. What we have
Speaker 1: to do right now is I have to do this.
Speaker 1: I have to be to turn your power off. You
Speaker 1: get it turned off now listen. I can come back
Speaker 1: and turn this thing right back on next week. It
Speaker 1: will be a hundred dollar him reconnecting me. First of all,
Speaker 1: you need to get out of my yard. First of all.
Speaker 1: So call y'all. I'm here because I'm supposed to be here.
Speaker 1: I'm here because you haven't paid. I'm gonna call my
Speaker 1: wife and look at this thing right now. I'm here
Speaker 1: because you haven't paid your bill. I'll pay you my bit.
Speaker 1: My wife and paid is my bill? Well, how don't
Speaker 1: even know she paid it? Because you don't know what?
Speaker 1: Damn you don't know anything. What hold up, sir? Trust
Speaker 1: me for white paid the bill. It's my stick in
Speaker 1: your system. Get out of my yard. Now? Are you
Speaker 1: in Avenue? Yeah, that's correct, but I'm in I'm in
Speaker 1: there that I'm in the right place, sir. And you
Speaker 1: haven't played your bill, and I've been ordered to turn
Speaker 1: it off. I'll tell you what, tell you what tell
Speaker 1: me I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be there at thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: I don't gonna I'm not gonna be in thirty minutes. Okay,
Speaker 1: you talk about you are you listening. I'm turning this
Speaker 1: off in the next five minutes, and not test my
Speaker 1: wife paid the bill. Leave my lesson. My wife hasn't
Speaker 1: paid the bill. Now, maybe your wife is out lally
Speaker 1: gagging doing something else. Who whoo whoa who hoo ho.
Speaker 1: First of all, you keep keep out of this all right, Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't want to brought it in. I doesn't want
Speaker 1: to keep telling me what she has done, what she haspens.
Speaker 1: Then lesson, listen, keep my hey, that's why I draw
Speaker 1: the line. I'll be there in thirty minutes. Me and
Speaker 1: you could try. I'm gonna continue to go back and
Speaker 1: forth with you, so I don't have thirty minutes. I
Speaker 1: got ten minutes. You're just at me. I gotta I'm
Speaker 1: gonna leave right now. I'm I'm gonna getting call right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll be that thirty minutes, So I don't have thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: I'm turning it off. You can call downtown and get
Speaker 1: headquarters and turn it back on, and we'll come back
Speaker 1: out here. And it's a reconnecting for a hundred fifty
Speaker 1: dollars so I come up with three hundred Hell, your
Speaker 1: bill is two hundred something dollars and that's gonna be
Speaker 1: a hundred and fifty dollar reconnecting? No hell, no that Hey,
Speaker 1: I'll get had in ten minutes. Just okay, Well, sir,
Speaker 1: and I've told you before. You have five minutes to
Speaker 1: get here. No, listen, listen, listen. Let me call my
Speaker 1: neighbor real click, oh hold, let me call and hold up,
Speaker 1: let me call. I don't have time for you to
Speaker 1: click over and call other people? Sir. Is there somebody
Speaker 1: that can give me a money order right now? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: right now. I get your money order in five minutes. Okay, Now,
Speaker 1: who's gonna do that? I don't know. I called my wife.
Speaker 1: I told you. Your wife is the reason why you're
Speaker 1: in this situation. I'm gonna report you to your suit.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna whatever? Mean what? I'm out doing my
Speaker 1: job should report your wife for not doing what she's
Speaker 1: supposed Let's let's care what you say. If do you
Speaker 1: want your lights on off when you get here? Your
Speaker 1: lights are getting turned off in the next two minutes
Speaker 1: because your wife didn't pay the damn bill. I tell you,
Speaker 1: excuse me, I tell you listen. Keat my wife's name.
Speaker 1: How's your mouth? I'll tell you what. You know what
Speaker 1: my supervisor would tell you. I don't know what. Tell me.
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