1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, about four 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 1: minutes after. To be exact, it's today's strawberry letter. Oh, 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: I have one for you today the subject She gave 4 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:14,880 Speaker 1: him exactly what he wanted Right now, nephew in the building, 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:17,799 Speaker 1: he's right here with today's praying phone call. What you 6 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:21,599 Speaker 1: got for us? About to tell your lights off? Huh? 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 1: What about to turn your lights? Act like nobody on 8 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 1: you ain't never got their lives back off? Focus, not 9 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 1: during the pandemic. Didn't didn't timmy out of have my 10 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:39,560 Speaker 1: lights turned off many times and off for maximum two hours. 11 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:44,199 Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just waiting on an electric truck to 12 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:49,840 Speaker 1: get off the street, get back home. I just need 13 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 1: electric man get his ass off my block. As soon 14 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: as he get off the block, I'm going back. He's 15 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 1: going back to my house and cut it on. How 16 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,760 Speaker 1: long it take a certain lives back on? Gonna take nothing, though, 17 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,840 Speaker 1: bowl cutters, pair of ply needing those plies want to slip. 18 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:06,960 Speaker 1: I know how to get it back on though. I 19 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:09,040 Speaker 1: can get your gas back on. I had I had 20 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 1: a reconnection service in the hood. How much stuff help 21 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 1: you turn back on? I can turn your gas on. 22 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,679 Speaker 1: I could turn your water on, and I can turn 23 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 1: on your electricity. That's able. Yeah, you know it wasn't 24 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:30,760 Speaker 1: no cable back then, so what put nothing to cut on? 25 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 1: But if you the electricity here, you ain't gonna wear about. 26 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,320 Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing on. They cut your damn juice off, 27 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 1: So you need to needing those pliers wire cutters, and 28 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:45,600 Speaker 1: you could and you can cut your electricity back on. 29 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: They used to cut your gas off in front of 30 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 1: your house with this little too. They take this lid off, 31 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 1: say gas, stick that too down there and turn it 32 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 1: and shut it off. I took a piece of clay, 33 00:01:56,880 --> 00:02:00,480 Speaker 1: took the lid off, molded the nut on top of it, 34 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 1: because we're like a hecks nut, took it to my 35 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,960 Speaker 1: boy had a well this shop had him make the 36 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 1: tool the shape of the yeah, the shape of the 37 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:16,240 Speaker 1: clay into it. Yeah. So now so I had a 38 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:22,440 Speaker 1: business card making uh reconnection service and call my house 39 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:27,079 Speaker 1: and I come around there for fifteen dollars and whatever 40 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 1: they have took the years off. Yeah, fifteen dollars. I 41 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,960 Speaker 1: cut you gas all, I cut your electricity, cut all 42 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:41,639 Speaker 1: that on. Everybody down. Yeah, here go to bray a 43 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:46,160 Speaker 1: colorful fast. I was wonderful, man, I wonderful. Let's go 44 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 1: get Hello. Hello, I'm trying to find Gerard. Please get er. 45 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,840 Speaker 1: How are you doing? This is Mason man. I'm I'm 46 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: the guy that turns the lights on and off if 47 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 1: you haven't paid your bill, and I'm over here at 48 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:01,920 Speaker 1: your house. I actually give ready to turn the lights off, 49 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:04,119 Speaker 1: but I'm trying to. Uh, it's a courtesy car. We're 50 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,400 Speaker 1: supposed to give. If people can pay their bill before 51 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,919 Speaker 1: we turn them off, then we collect and we keep moving. 52 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,079 Speaker 1: You said, who are you? Who are you a getting 53 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to turn the lights off because the 54 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 1: bill hasn't been paid. I'm getting ready to turn the 55 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: power off. Are are you here at the house? No, 56 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: I'm at work. Okay, Well, listen, is there anyone at 57 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 1: the house that can make a payment. The payment right 58 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:30,400 Speaker 1: now that I have is one dollars and thirty six cents? 59 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 1: Is that right? For? What? For the electric bill? Yes? Sir, No, sir, no, 60 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 1: sir no, no, there's nobody at the house, and I 61 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,520 Speaker 1: don't think I owe that much. Well, that's what I 62 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 1: have right now, two one dollars and thirty six cents. 63 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: My wife she already paid that okay, well they don't 64 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 1: have a record of that. I'm in your driveway right now. 65 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to turn this thing off until the 66 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 1: payment has been made. Nobody right now? Okay, Well, if 67 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 1: no one is here, then I have to follow through 68 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: and continue and and go ahead and and and and 69 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: turn the power off until everything is rectified. Oh you're 70 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 1: my driveway, I mean you drive Is there anyone here 71 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: or how far are you from here? I may work. 72 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: I can't get off right now, but you gotta get 73 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,560 Speaker 1: out my driveway. No, no, sir, I'm not gonna be 74 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,960 Speaker 1: able to leave your driveway until I actually turned the 75 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,719 Speaker 1: power off. Can't turn my power off. I got food 76 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 1: in the frigerator to my kids. Got fish, you know, 77 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,360 Speaker 1: come home? Man? Well, what do you mean you got fished? 78 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,159 Speaker 1: What does that mean? I can be there in thirty minutes. 79 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 1: Give you the cash right now? What what what do 80 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,600 Speaker 1: you mean when you say you got fish? This this tank? Oh? 81 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,719 Speaker 1: Fish tank? You have a fish tank? Okay, well, sir, 82 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:37,160 Speaker 1: I understand that, but I'll be there in thirty minute. 83 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 1: You stay right there, don't touch nothing. Okay, So I can't. 84 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 1: I can't be here thirty minutes. I can't wait that 85 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:44,920 Speaker 1: long thirty minutes. I'll be there with cash and I'll 86 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,040 Speaker 1: pay you with a two hundred we we don't we 87 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,360 Speaker 1: don't accept cash, sir. We're gonna need the money or 88 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,320 Speaker 1: I don't have time to go to I'll be there 89 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: with the cash thirty minute. I can't take cat Are 90 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 1: you listening to me, sir? Are you listen to me? 91 00:04:56,279 --> 00:04:59,280 Speaker 1: I'm listening to you. I can't take cash. I need 92 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: a money or I'll beat that thirty minutes. Okay, sir, 93 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 1: I have to cut I have to turn your power 94 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:06,719 Speaker 1: off if you're not here. I give everybody ten minutes, 95 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,200 Speaker 1: ten minutes where they can pay it or we can 96 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 1: actually turn it off. Now, you tell me what you 97 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 1: want me to do. I call my wife real quick, ir, 98 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 1: real quick, So I don't have time to call you. 99 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,600 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have time for that. First of all, sir, 100 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 1: I'll get me upset. I'll might the mess up bills, okay, 101 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 1: first of all, okay, okay. If she doesn't mess up bills, 102 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 1: then what the hell is going on? I don't know. 103 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:29,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her real quickly, straight okay, Okay, Well, sir, 104 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,359 Speaker 1: I don't have a real quick time. What we have 105 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:33,719 Speaker 1: to do right now is I have to do this. 106 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:35,680 Speaker 1: I have to be to turn your power off. You 107 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,240 Speaker 1: get it turned off now listen. I can come back 108 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,040 Speaker 1: and turn this thing right back on next week. It 109 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:44,560 Speaker 1: will be a hundred dollar him reconnecting me. First of all, 110 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:47,039 Speaker 1: you need to get out of my yard. First of all. 111 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:51,120 Speaker 1: So call y'all. I'm here because I'm supposed to be here. 112 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,920 Speaker 1: I'm here because you haven't paid. I'm gonna call my 113 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 1: wife and look at this thing right now. I'm here 114 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,320 Speaker 1: because you haven't paid your bill. I'll pay you my bit. 115 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 1: My wife and paid is my bill? Well, how don't 116 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 1: even know she paid it? Because you don't know what? 117 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:06,800 Speaker 1: Damn you don't know anything. What hold up, sir? Trust 118 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 1: me for white paid the bill. It's my stick in 119 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 1: your system. Get out of my yard. Now? Are you 120 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 1: in Avenue? Yeah, that's correct, but I'm in I'm in 121 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:18,479 Speaker 1: there that I'm in the right place, sir. And you 122 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,840 Speaker 1: haven't played your bill, and I've been ordered to turn 123 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,480 Speaker 1: it off. I'll tell you what, tell you what tell 124 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,359 Speaker 1: me I'm gonna do. I'm gonna be there at thirty minutes. 125 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:27,840 Speaker 1: I don't gonna I'm not gonna be in thirty minutes. Okay, 126 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,000 Speaker 1: you talk about you are you listening. I'm turning this 127 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,240 Speaker 1: off in the next five minutes, and not test my 128 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,400 Speaker 1: wife paid the bill. Leave my lesson. My wife hasn't 129 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,839 Speaker 1: paid the bill. Now, maybe your wife is out lally 130 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:41,960 Speaker 1: gagging doing something else. Who whoo whoa who hoo ho. 131 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,480 Speaker 1: First of all, you keep keep out of this all right, Okay, 132 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,400 Speaker 1: you don't want to brought it in. I doesn't want 133 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,520 Speaker 1: to keep telling me what she has done, what she haspens. 134 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:51,320 Speaker 1: Then lesson, listen, keep my hey, that's why I draw 135 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,560 Speaker 1: the line. I'll be there in thirty minutes. Me and 136 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:56,040 Speaker 1: you could try. I'm gonna continue to go back and 137 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 1: forth with you, so I don't have thirty minutes. I 138 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,160 Speaker 1: got ten minutes. You're just at me. I gotta I'm 139 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:04,440 Speaker 1: gonna leave right now. I'm I'm gonna getting call right now. Okay, 140 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:07,159 Speaker 1: I'll be that thirty minutes, So I don't have thirty minutes. 141 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,960 Speaker 1: I'm turning it off. You can call downtown and get 142 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,640 Speaker 1: headquarters and turn it back on, and we'll come back 143 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:15,040 Speaker 1: out here. And it's a reconnecting for a hundred fifty 144 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:18,320 Speaker 1: dollars so I come up with three hundred Hell, your 145 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 1: bill is two hundred something dollars and that's gonna be 146 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:25,840 Speaker 1: a hundred and fifty dollar reconnecting? No hell, no that Hey, 147 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 1: I'll get had in ten minutes. Just okay, Well, sir, 148 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,680 Speaker 1: and I've told you before. You have five minutes to 149 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,360 Speaker 1: get here. No, listen, listen, listen. Let me call my 150 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:37,400 Speaker 1: neighbor real click, oh hold, let me call and hold up, 151 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 1: let me call. I don't have time for you to 152 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:42,040 Speaker 1: click over and call other people? Sir. Is there somebody 153 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:45,320 Speaker 1: that can give me a money order right now? Yeah? Yeah, 154 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:48,640 Speaker 1: right now. I get your money order in five minutes. Okay, Now, 155 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,000 Speaker 1: who's gonna do that? I don't know. I called my wife. 156 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,560 Speaker 1: I told you. Your wife is the reason why you're 157 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,720 Speaker 1: in this situation. I'm gonna report you to your suit. 158 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,400 Speaker 1: Are you gonna whatever? Mean what? I'm out doing my 159 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:02,400 Speaker 1: job should report your wife for not doing what she's 160 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:06,280 Speaker 1: supposed Let's let's care what you say. If do you 161 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:11,480 Speaker 1: want your lights on off when you get here? Your 162 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,640 Speaker 1: lights are getting turned off in the next two minutes 163 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 1: because your wife didn't pay the damn bill. I tell you, 164 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:21,480 Speaker 1: excuse me, I tell you listen. Keat my wife's name. 165 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:26,400 Speaker 1: How's your mouth? I'll tell you what. You know what 166 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 1: my supervisor would tell you. I don't know what. Tell me. 167 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 1: Tell you that you have been talking to nephew Tommy 168 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,240 Speaker 1: for the CEA Lobby more this show. You just got bright. 169 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:46,080 Speaker 1: I was on my way. Your co worker got Joseph. 170 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:50,360 Speaker 1: He got you. I'm gonna get into no more of 171 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:54,200 Speaker 1: that man you had me. Hey, I got one more 172 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,319 Speaker 1: thing to ask you. Man, what is the baddest radio 173 00:08:57,559 --> 00:09:01,040 Speaker 1: show in the land? Come on, man, Harvey Mortor Show. 174 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:07,480 Speaker 1: All right, thank you. Nephew coming up next, Strawberry letters subject. 175 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:10,120 Speaker 1: She gave him exactly what he wanted. We'll get into 176 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:13,480 Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey 177 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:14,080 Speaker 1: Morning Show.