Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. Oh my god, the FBI
Speaker 1: raided Donald Trump's house in Marlgo. The FBI people rated
Speaker 1: a former president's house. This is huge. This is bigger
Speaker 1: than when the FEDS investigated Bill Clinton for doing mouth
Speaker 1: stuff with that saxophone. And by the way, by the way,
Speaker 1: this raid, just so you know, has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with January six or tax fraud or giving the White
Speaker 1: House plumber PTSD. No. Apparently, apparently this investigation is about
Speaker 1: Trump taking classified documents from the White House. And and honestly,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm amazed that Trump has time for all
Speaker 1: of this crime back at any moment, At any moment,
Speaker 1: Trump's gotta crime that he's covering up. He's gotta crime
Speaker 1: that he's doing. Now, he's gonna crime that he's plots for.
Speaker 1: He's like the Steve Harvey but of crimes. You know,
Speaker 1: every day, I'm like, does he have the same hours
Speaker 1: in the day of meet He's get so much done now,
Speaker 1: if you'll remember, if you remember earlier this year, the
Speaker 1: FEDS already had to go down tomorrow lago and take
Speaker 1: back fifteen boxes of documents that Trump wasn't supposed to have.
Speaker 1: But Apparently they think there's more hidden on the property,
Speaker 1: all right, and I believe that. I believe that too.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, Trump's not gonna keep records in a
Speaker 1: filing cabinet like a normal person. There's the same dude
Speaker 1: who buried his ex wife on a golf course. I mean,
Speaker 1: think about that. And yes, it is totally unprecedented for
Speaker 1: the FBI to raid the home of a former president.
Speaker 1: That's true. That has never happened in American history. But
Speaker 1: don't forget Donald Trump has also never happened in American history.
Speaker 1: Everything is an anomaly with this man. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: why do you think a book from one of his
Speaker 1: staffers comes out every single week? Because every single person
Speaker 1: he interacts with is like, Yo, have I got a
Speaker 1: story for you? I wouldn't it be weird if this
Speaker 1: is the thing that takes Trump down. We thought it
Speaker 1: would be something like conspiracy or bribery or blackmail. But no,
Speaker 1: Trump's got busted for taking work home with him. What
Speaker 1: a nerd? Now, obviously, President Trump recognizes the gravity of
Speaker 1: the situation, which is why he has refrained from comments
Speaker 1: while the legal process is But I'm joking with you.
Speaker 1: Come on, the guy released a statement immediately immediately he read,
Speaker 1: these are dark times for our nation, as my beautiful
Speaker 1: moral ago in Palm Beach, Florida is currently under siege
Speaker 1: rated and I keep bied by a large group of
Speaker 1: the agents. They even broke into my safe. What's the
Speaker 1: difference between this and what a game? What's the difference?
Speaker 1: I love that even while he's complaining, he slips in
Speaker 1: that the thing is beautiful? How could they do this
Speaker 1: to my beautiful? Also, also, this is completely different from Watergates,
Speaker 1: all right. For one thing, the guy's breaking into Watergate
Speaker 1: didn't need to clean old ketchup stains off the documents.
Speaker 1: But the other big thing, the other big difference is
Speaker 1: that the raid was legal, all right, was approved by
Speaker 1: a federal judge, approved by the head of the FBI, who,
Speaker 1: by the way, was appointed by Donald Trump himself. I
Speaker 1: think got rid of like seventeen other heads of the
Speaker 1: FBI because they didn't want to do crimes of Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: So now the big mystery is what did the FBI find. Well,
Speaker 1: according to Donald Trump's third favorite son, the only thing
Speaker 1: the FBI took was his heart. What could they possibly
Speaker 1: think existed inside a moral lago in a box that
Speaker 1: was taken from the White House. At it that was
Speaker 1: so damaging that the FBI director and the Attorney General
Speaker 1: of the United States would would have to raid a
Speaker 1: former president's residence, uh and grab everything out of there.
Speaker 1: I don't know. They'll probably find a note for me
Speaker 1: telling him how proud I am of him and what
Speaker 1: a great job he was doing as president. They might
Speaker 1: find some pictures of my kids, maybe some nice you know, headlines,
Speaker 1: maybe a nice due from you. Sean. Oh, Eric, you silly,
Speaker 1: silly man. Did Daddy tell you? That's where you let
Speaker 1: us to him? Go hit in a way, somewhere safe.
Speaker 1: They're just too important to show anybody or acknowledge it anywhere. Eric.
Speaker 1: That's why I locked them up right next to my
Speaker 1: wedding ring. That's what I do now. Aside from the
Speaker 1: boxes that they took, the FBI also looked inside Trump's safe,
Speaker 1: which is very dramatic, like because apparently they had to
Speaker 1: break into it all right, So now you're like, how
Speaker 1: do they do it? They blow it open or did
Speaker 1: they just correctly guess the cold of Honestly, I I've
Speaker 1: been surprised. I would actually be surprised if they found
Speaker 1: white House documents in Trump's safe, because the safe is
Speaker 1: where you keep your most prized possessions. Yeah, so in
Speaker 1: my head, searching through Trump's safe would probably go a
Speaker 1: lot more like this. All right, guys, let's see what
Speaker 1: we have in here? All right, my god, the entire
Speaker 1: safe is just filled with mac rib after mac rebb.
Speaker 1: This is this is the stacked on top of each other.
Speaker 1: This is I don't even understand. It's an unventilated safe.
Speaker 1: Who would do this? Wait? Wait, wait, hold on, there
Speaker 1: there's a secret panel in the bottom. I think we
Speaker 1: found it. We just found no another mac reb. Boys,
Speaker 1: another mac Reb. Now you might be wondering. You might
Speaker 1: be wondering. Isn't this an extremely explosive situation for the
Speaker 1: United States? Yes, it is. It is. You don't want
Speaker 1: to let the president get away with crimes, right, because
Speaker 1: nobody in America is above the law except corporations and
Speaker 1: rich people and police and celebrities sometimes, but aside from them,
Speaker 1: nobody is above the law. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: even the perception that the Justice Department is being used
Speaker 1: to go after your political opponents, that could erode people's
Speaker 1: trust in governments. So it's a really tricky situation, and
Speaker 1: the only thing we can do is wait and see
Speaker 1: how the investigation unfolds. Oh, if your Fox News, you
Speaker 1: can just freak out right now. This is an abomination.
Speaker 1: It's probably the worst day in the history of the FBI.
Speaker 1: This is a wake up call for those in Congress
Speaker 1: to be able to use the tools at their disposal
Speaker 1: to defund the FBI, dismantle the FBI. In two a
Speaker 1: thousand bits, Representative Marjorie Taylor Green simply tweeting, defund the FBI.
Speaker 1: This is what they're able to do to the former
Speaker 1: president of the United States. Think about what they could
Speaker 1: do to you, to anybody in America. The real target
Speaker 1: of this investigation isn't Trump. The real target of this
Speaker 1: investigation is you do we have a dual justice system
Speaker 1: in America? Is their equal justice under the law? I
Speaker 1: am deathly afraid for Donald Trump. I would not put
Speaker 1: assassination behind these people. We're entering a basically a Venezuelan
Speaker 1: Zimbabwean East German style Banana Republican which the law doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: This is some third world bullshit right here. Let me
Speaker 1: say it again. Third world bullshit all right. First of all,
Speaker 1: as someone from the Third world. Maybe leave us out
Speaker 1: of your ship for once. Huh how about that? How
Speaker 1: above that? This is bull world bullshit right here? Here's
Speaker 1: a up every time every time Americans wants to call
Speaker 1: something in America that it is that's corrupted, all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, they're like, oh, this is a third world
Speaker 1: bullshit moment. At what point do you realize that it's
Speaker 1: happening here, it's you, it's you. Bad things only happen
Speaker 1: in other countries when it's heads still happening in other country.
Speaker 1: In fact, when something happens in the actual third world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: these days America has gotten so bad. People in Africa like,
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? This is just like America, these guys,
Speaker 1: it's turning into America. What are we doing here? What
Speaker 1: are we doing? But I do get what Super Karen
Speaker 1: is saying. If the FBI, if the FBI is going
Speaker 1: to go off the Trump was stealing classified documents from
Speaker 1: the White House, then what's to stop them from going
Speaker 1: off to you? When you steal classified documents from the
Speaker 1: White House? Is not the country we want to live
Speaker 1: in where anyone can be investigated just for the crime
Speaker 1: of doing crimes. And I don't think so. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. And you know, all of this just shows
Speaker 1: you it was just like you just get a moment
Speaker 1: to save. Is how amazing how quickly maga world turns
Speaker 1: on law enforcements and America as a whole. Whatever it
Speaker 1: suits them, whatever things go against them. Huh. All of
Speaker 1: a sudden, Marjorie Taylor Green posting a photo of an
Speaker 1: upside down American flag after this rate happened. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I thought respecting the flag was the most important thing
Speaker 1: in the world. Colin Kaepernick is probably kneeling in his
Speaker 1: grave right now, all of these people complaining what happened
Speaker 1: to you? If you don't like what's happening in America,
Speaker 1: why don't you just leave? What happened to that? Huh?
Speaker 1: And all all of these all of these years, what
Speaker 1: has it been two years now of people saying, defund
Speaker 1: the police. It's like the N word for law enforcement. Yes,
Speaker 1: but let the FBI take two boxes from marrow log.
Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, these same people are like,
Speaker 1: check that thin blue line and shove it up your ass.
Speaker 1: Day fund the FBI, day fund the cops, same people,
Speaker 1: same people. Where's more enforcement? Now? You know what we
Speaker 1: need to start for conservatives, and you start a like
Speaker 1: a game show called Who's Woken Now? That's what we
Speaker 1: should ut. Yeah, it's like bringing our first contestant to
Speaker 1: Sean Hannity, who says, now, there are tune justice systems
Speaker 1: in America. It's not fair. Oh, Who's woken now? Sean,
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