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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret text in four one O

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a secret to tell us,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. Nobody will know who you are.

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Speaker 1: You're anonymous, trust me. People can't tell by your voice.

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Speaker 1: People are thinking, people can tell they voe you really

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Speaker 1: nobody knows who are We don't even ask what your

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Speaker 1: name is. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname.

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Speaker 1: So you're free to say whatever you want. And on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now? Is the loose change from the

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Speaker 1: couch cushions? Is there still change? I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: used to be though, Well, yeah, this is I think

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Speaker 1: sometimes there's people have changed every couches. Yeah, especially in couches.

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Speaker 1: Should you sit down and just like rose out? Though? Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Loose change short to loose change? Hi, you've

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Speaker 1: seen confused? It was just an interesting Sorry is that

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Speaker 1: name threw me off a little bit? Oh okay, sorry,

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Speaker 1: all right, Well anyway, enough about the name. You have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret? I do? And oh man, I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna say it. I am sleeping with my dad's

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Speaker 1: best friend. Oh, sleeping with your dad's best friend. And

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming not just napping like you like you just

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Speaker 1: like that's where you like to sleep, like you're doing stuff.

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Speaker 1: You're doing the opposite of sleeping, is what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: How old are you? I'm twenty one. And how old

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Speaker 1: is he? He's old enough, I mean he's my dad's age. Wow. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So is he like a is he a hot older?

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Speaker 1: Is he kind of like? Well, he might not be

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Speaker 1: a dad, so he does he does hee age? Like wise?

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Speaker 1: Is he a hog a hot older gentleman? Um? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just made that turn up, but I don't feel

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Speaker 1: I got enough respect. I think that's a cool, hog

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Speaker 1: hot older gentleman. I just want to take a moment

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Speaker 1: and clap for myself. Is he a hog hot older gentleman? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I have been attracted to him for a very long time.

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Speaker 1: And I'm assuming he probably doesn't want to tell your dad.

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Speaker 1: You probably don't want to tell your dad that you're

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Speaker 1: sleeping with your dad's best friend. How did that even start? Whoa? Um?

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Speaker 1: My dad was going to go golfing with him, and

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Speaker 1: they asked him to caddy for them, and I couldn'tinue anymore.

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Speaker 1: He went to the bathroom and I just kind of

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Speaker 1: followed him in there and kissed him and wow, and

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Speaker 1: since then we've been hooking up all the time. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: that seems like I would be like an uncle. It's

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Speaker 1: a very fo Yeah, I mean, like, how long has

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Speaker 1: your dad and have been best friends? For? Like ten years? Okay, whoa,

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Speaker 1: that's a long time. That's that. I mean, that's got

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Speaker 1: to be weird. But your dad never finds on. Well,

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Speaker 1: if he does find out, they won't be best friends

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Speaker 1: promotional girl, I doubt it would be so weird. Do

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Speaker 1: that be super? What if you guys get married, Oh,

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Speaker 1: you're married. You'll be married your dad's bestie. It seems

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Speaker 1: like he's really into me and we've well, of course

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Speaker 1: you are, you're half his age. Dude, if you got

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Speaker 1: married to him, think about this, because your dad's best friend,

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Speaker 1: your dad would probably be his best man. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: holy crub. And he he'd walk you down the aisle

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Speaker 1: and then stand there, why still there? He could be

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Speaker 1: the flower go the ring bearer. Yeah, I'm sorry. Did

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Speaker 1: I make you think too far into it? Too far

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Speaker 1: into the future on that one? Yeah? All right, now,

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm really struggling. If I used to tell

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Speaker 1: my dad or not. No, no, I definitely wouldn't know. Well,

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Speaker 1: what if we decide to have a future together, Well,

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Speaker 1: I guess moved to Mexico. Yeah then then I guess

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Speaker 1: you tell your dad because he's gonna need to know

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Speaker 1: so he can be the best man at the wedding.

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Speaker 1: End also give you away. At the wedding, he's gonna

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Speaker 1: have to ask his best friend to marry his daughter.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, that's actually a really good situation for you

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Speaker 1: if you think about it too, because if you decide

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Speaker 1: to marry you're hooking up with your dad's best friend.

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Speaker 1: And if you decide to marry him, your dad is

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Speaker 1: going to be your best man. Also, though, it's a

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Speaker 1: really good deal for you. You You know why why because

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Speaker 1: your dad's going to plan the bachelor party and you

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Speaker 1: know there'll be no funny business perfect all right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for your dirty little secret. Yeah yeah, all

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Speaker 1: right then. Jebel Show on demand