1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:03,160 Speaker 1: Coming off at the top of the hour, about four 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:06,160 Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 1: I was in the closet the whole time. We'll get 4 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:12,520 Speaker 1: into that in just a bit. It's not what you think. 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 1: But right now it is time for the prank phone 6 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:20,000 Speaker 1: call Junior. What you got okay? Surely the plumber. The 7 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:25,919 Speaker 1: plumber is the prank for today. The plumber. Come on cat. Hello, Yeah, 8 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Mr. Please, Mrs. How you're doing 9 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 1: you you're the person that does the plumbing work, am 10 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 1: I right? Yeah? Yeah, nah, my wife got some work 11 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:38,760 Speaker 1: done for you. You come by the house now, do 12 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,919 Speaker 1: you know, I know you probably got quite a bit 13 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: of work. No. I do so many to throughout the day. 14 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 1: So I have it on my receiver. I can look 15 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 1: at over here about three days ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 16 00:00:55,640 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: I can recall a lady there. Yeah it was tarlet 17 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:04,080 Speaker 1: was backed up and was overflowing, and yeah yeah, yeah, 18 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,960 Speaker 1: I can recall that something's wrong with the sink in 19 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,319 Speaker 1: there too, and that that had a leak in the 20 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 1: back of it. Yeah, I had a leak in the 21 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,399 Speaker 1: back and uh, and I've done that. I fixed that 22 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,720 Speaker 1: there for you. And uh, I took that toilet that 23 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 1: I had around the bottom of your basic the toilet 24 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,120 Speaker 1: base there. I had to take that up and and 25 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:24,400 Speaker 1: retape it to that tape head came came loosing, was 26 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,240 Speaker 1: kind of older, and you know, I went through that 27 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:28,680 Speaker 1: and not all that and and saved it up and 28 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,679 Speaker 1: sealed it up, and I re based that seal back 29 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 1: there on your the tilet and and your sink had 30 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,480 Speaker 1: a little leak back there in the back. I fixed 31 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:39,480 Speaker 1: that because you know, that was really easy. Now, so well, 32 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 1: now I see that it's something went wrong with the tilet. 33 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:47,640 Speaker 1: Not did you did you put another pipe or something 34 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: that you rewrote a pipe or anything? No, No, like 35 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,560 Speaker 1: I said, all I did. I took the base of 36 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: it off there, and I taped it up where that 37 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 1: old tape there, and then I put me some cement 38 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: was was was with with my pipe there, and and 39 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:05,000 Speaker 1: I sealed it all up, and I checked it out 40 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 1: and let it drive and see if it leaked, and 41 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,080 Speaker 1: it didn't leak, and I put your base back on, 42 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,919 Speaker 1: and you know, and then then then you had a 43 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 1: little leak there in your sink, and that was on 44 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:18,440 Speaker 1: the top of the your nozzle there and I fixed that. 45 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, because I'm gonna be honest with you, 46 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,040 Speaker 1: can tell you. I'm not happy with what I got. 47 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,119 Speaker 1: You're not happy with it. No, now, let me tell 48 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:31,200 Speaker 1: you what's happening. Now. Say somebody in the bathroom and 49 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: they flushed that tilet right right when they flushed that tilet, 50 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:41,400 Speaker 1: come out the sink in the kitchen. Oh that that 51 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 1: what you did again, I said, when they flushed the 52 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 1: tilet in the bathroom, come out to shank in the kitchen. 53 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:51,119 Speaker 1: They come out in the kitchen like that. I don't 54 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 1: know what how you wropped something like you didn't You 55 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 1: didn't miss routed or something. No, I didn't. I didn't 56 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,639 Speaker 1: route anything. All I did was fixed up and put 57 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,360 Speaker 1: the tape on there, so I fixed the leak that was. 58 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: You know, it's a base of your toilet. I didn't 59 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 1: rewrote anything. I don't. I don't. I don't understand. How 60 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:11,519 Speaker 1: can you you rewrote a fight? I don't. That's not 61 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 1: right to go into your kitchen and shoot, We'll shoot 62 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,360 Speaker 1: crap out of your kitchen like that. I don't know 63 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,799 Speaker 1: what what what you did when you was up under 64 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: that and how you rerouted something. But that's what happened, 65 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 1: and it's got, it's got. It's going from the from 66 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:29,639 Speaker 1: that bathroom. When you flush that toilet, it come out 67 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 1: in my sink in my kitchen. Now, what's bad about 68 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 1: it is this morning I'm in there cooking and what 69 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: your name again? My name is? They called me okay? 70 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 1: And is coming out of your in my in my kitchen. Now, 71 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 1: this morning I set out some red beans and rice 72 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 1: to cook and I put my beans on not not 73 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 1: I've been cooking. I've been cooking. Listen to me, I've 74 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 1: been cooking all. I'm trying to be professional about this 75 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 1: because you know, I guarantee my work. I've been doing 76 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,280 Speaker 1: this over twenty years. And then one thing I do 77 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 1: our guarantee of work. And I'm really proud about the 78 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 1: things that you know I do. But what what did 79 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 1: you have anybody else over there working on your pipe? 80 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: Ain't nobody in your kitchen? You know what I did 81 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:15,840 Speaker 1: with your bathroom? You is the bathroom, don't have anything 82 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:19,040 Speaker 1: to do with your kitchen. That's throw a pipe, have 83 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 1: anything to do with one of the other. Then explain 84 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:25,040 Speaker 1: that coming through my sink and my kitchen. I can't 85 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 1: explain it coming from you, your seek. I can only 86 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:31,840 Speaker 1: explain that's in the toilet in you see, I have 87 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:34,719 Speaker 1: no idea. I'm gonna listen because that thing got me 88 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 1: wrapped up. Listen, not what it is. It well, you 89 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 1: got me kind of wrapped up here because you know, 90 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: like I said, I do this here and I've been 91 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 1: notable for twenty years and that's the first time I 92 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,920 Speaker 1: ever heard anything like that. Didn't happening. I ain't ever 93 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:47,680 Speaker 1: seen it. Well, if I'm gonna tell you, it's just 94 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:51,040 Speaker 1: disgusting the big cook to cook red beans all day 95 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: and not now find out that it's sitting in some 96 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,479 Speaker 1: dirty water like that. You can't smell a water when 97 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 1: you was in the in your seat because you haven't 98 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 1: had a loud uh. I didn't spell nothing that it's 99 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,560 Speaker 1: more earlier this morning. I washed my hand now and 100 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 1: I didn't I washed my hair in there. That's just 101 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 1: what it smell like a bagging. I'm just, I just 102 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 1: I just refused to believe that the work I did 103 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 1: on your toilet and there taking some stuff up and 104 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 1: seemings some stuff up and on your seat and anything 105 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 1: to do with crap me and shout out to damn 106 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 1: kitchen scene. Well, I tell you what what I need 107 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 1: to do is for you to get your back over 108 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,480 Speaker 1: here and fix it, because this here ain't a good job, 109 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:36,480 Speaker 1: and I don't recommend nobody using you. Well first of all, why, 110 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,880 Speaker 1: I'm trying to be professional about it, and you custened me, 111 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 1: and that ain't gonna getting nothing done once come out 112 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:47,160 Speaker 1: my plate, it was no longer professional. Not you had 113 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,680 Speaker 1: somebody else over there doing something in your scene. I 114 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:55,360 Speaker 1: ain't had nobody. Do you have a girl? It ain't 115 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:59,000 Speaker 1: the whaling and crap coming out of my gud. You 116 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,760 Speaker 1: get your back over and you fix what you're bold 117 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,119 Speaker 1: to fix and fin it right now. I'm not paying 118 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 1: another damn dying for it. Hey, I trying to be 119 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,560 Speaker 1: professional about it. I'm listening to what you gotta say. 120 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 1: I shout hum A long time ago when I get 121 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 1: her team of work, and I'm trying to, you know, 122 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:19,880 Speaker 1: deal with the customers. When I left, I told that 123 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,080 Speaker 1: pressure to its to it. She ran the faster in 124 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,680 Speaker 1: the path room. We ain't no problems. You don't have 125 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,880 Speaker 1: somebody else old now they're doing whatever. Lord knows what 126 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,200 Speaker 1: I don't. I damn sure I don't know do you 127 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:33,400 Speaker 1: know I ain't none of my fitting. I ate some 128 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 1: of them red beans and not what bothered me? Now 129 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:39,919 Speaker 1: I feel sick to my stomach. I'm feeling like red 130 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 1: bean and what here? You know? It's like what you you? 131 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:47,080 Speaker 1: You cleary ill, I'm gonna make your dick something the 132 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,440 Speaker 1: red beans. If you don't come fix me pipe, you 133 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:53,040 Speaker 1: can go ahead. I'm trying to be professional. I think 134 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,240 Speaker 1: I told you. I'm doing my job. I did it 135 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,760 Speaker 1: the best I know I could. And when I got 136 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:02,359 Speaker 1: when I left there one nothing weaking one. Don't you'll 137 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:06,720 Speaker 1: get over six step pipe? That what you you you? 138 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:11,520 Speaker 1: Because I know well I did. I'll stand the job 139 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,800 Speaker 1: over there. You ain't done nothing. If I got me 140 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,240 Speaker 1: in the right, stick them up, you and your pipes, 141 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,920 Speaker 1: and don't. I don't give a damn I know what's 142 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:24,320 Speaker 1: coming on the right. I ain't done nothing over there 143 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,160 Speaker 1: in your damn kitchen. To have you done ship with me? 144 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:30,080 Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to say to you, 145 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:33,400 Speaker 1: and you're listening. I'm listening to you. This is nephew 146 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:37,920 Speaker 1: timing from the Steve Harvey Marty Show. You just got 147 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:47,480 Speaker 1: played by your boy. You're kidding me, man, y'all y'all 148 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:51,120 Speaker 1: crazy man, Hey man, I gotta ask you big time. 149 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 1: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest READYO 150 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:59,400 Speaker 1: show in the land. You got to show y'all got 151 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:05,440 Speaker 1: me this more. I'll tell you what. What we're gonna 152 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,360 Speaker 1: do is it here Me and You're gonna get together 153 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:24,280 Speaker 1: and we're gonna prankums. I need a favor from the 154 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:27,400 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey nation and it will go a long way 155 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,800 Speaker 1: for me. Remember how we used to shut websites down. 156 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:33,440 Speaker 1: I need everybody that said work today and everybody on 157 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,480 Speaker 1: the way to work today. This is what I need 158 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:38,480 Speaker 1: you to do. If you would go to g Q 159 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:42,800 Speaker 1: dot com, the magazine GQ. Go to g Q dot 160 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:49,200 Speaker 1: com story Steve Harvey style. Everybody right now, just do 161 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:52,480 Speaker 1: me a favor and read the article. Let's shut the 162 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:55,280 Speaker 1: website down. I'm trying to show them the power that 163 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:58,760 Speaker 1: we have. Everybody. Go to g Q dot com story 164 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,400 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey style. Go there now, Just go and read 165 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,760 Speaker 1: the whole article and just go click on it all day. 166 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:07,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna show him something. Thank you, all right, Steve 167 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:12,280 Speaker 1: Harvey with your fly coming up next Strawberry letters. Subject 168 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,439 Speaker 1: I was in the closet the whole time. We'll get 169 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:18,000 Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to the Steve 170 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:19,080 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.