WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Cut That Korean Meat! 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kabooms. 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.520 of the old republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.400 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.320 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:29.360 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:35.760 In the air everywhere. Welcome in Happy Saturday, Saturday Saturday. 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:41.000 The madness continues The Fifth Hour with me Ben mall 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:44.280 and back. He was on assignment yesterday, but he's back today. 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:51.800 Danny g Radio right over there celebrating National Make Lunch 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:56.400 Count Day, which is another dope holiday. There's endless amounts 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:59.080 of dope hollies. How do we get adope holiday, Danny, 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:01.600 we should start adope holiday, like the Fifth Hour Day 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:05.160 or something like that. Just something outrageous and just because 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:11.360 if there's there's National Scrabble Day, there's International Plant Appreciation Day, 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:15.160 smoke every day, insane. 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:18.480 I think, in your honor, we should start the Costco 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:19.440 Clothing Day. 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:22.960 Well, as you know, Daniel, I do have some Costco clothing, 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:26.720 but I'm more of a costco food guy than clothing guy, 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:30.839 because they do have sizes that are extra large, extra 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:33.200 extra large, but you gotta get us online in store, 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:39.720 not so much. I like the extended winner, dare you. 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:43.000 But anyway, on this podcast, we've got not all heroes 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:50.640 wear capes and also popping the cherry and a bunch 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:53.360 of other random things that will pop up here, I'm 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:55.840 sure on the podcast. So we begin with this now, 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:59.120 over the last few days, as we mentioned on the 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:03.840 Friday pod, I'm away. I'm not where I normally am. 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:05.880 I'm gonna talk more about that next week. And I'm 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:10.480 on assignment, on assignment at a far away location, but 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:12.240 for a good cause. So I had to take a 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:13.120 couple of nights off. 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:15.320 There's lots of assignments going on. 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:17.560 Yeah, a lot of assignments. So I missed a couple. 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:19.000 Of days on f Grades. 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:21.280 It sounds like I missed a couple of days there 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:25.960 in the radio show and whatnot. But one of the 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:28.560 things that took place here this is the Saturday pod. 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:32.600 So the Life and Times of Malor and Danny g 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:35.520 So I'm going to the gym now. I'm not bragging 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:37.720 about going to the gym. I'm not like I'm not 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:39.799 working out, like I'm not gonna win mister Universe or 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:41.960 anything like that. I'm just trying to maintain. So I 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:45.280 go to the gym, and I'm going during the day. 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:47.840 I used to go in the middle of the night, 0:02:48.000 --> 0:02:49.880 right after the show, but now I go during the day. 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:55.040 More people there, more activity, et cetera, etcetera. I go 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:59.000 to the gym whatever, normal day. In fact, I was 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:01.280 actually watching This was the day I was watching the 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:05.560 Henry documentary, which we featured on the Friday Pod again. 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:08.720 I rewatched it at the gym. While I was on 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:10.840 the treadmill, I was watching the documentary again, trying to 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:13.200 pick up on some stuff I maybe missed the first time. 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:15.120 So fine, regular day at the gym. I go to 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:18.440 the sauna, sweat a little bit more, get out, go 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:21.240 to the car. So in the car and I'm just 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:24.480 minding my own business. La la la la la la la. 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:27.280 Sit down and kind of take a deep breath, and 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:30.960 I've got my headphones in from the gym. I have 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:34.079 headphones on. Most people do. They don't have to talk 0:03:34.080 --> 0:03:36.480 to anyone. So I get to the car, I sit down. 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:38.080 I'm taking a deep breath. I'm like, all r, I'm 0:03:38.080 --> 0:03:39.960 gonna take the headphones out. So I start taking the 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:42.920 headphones out, and then I notice, oh my god, there's 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:47.000 a beautiful ladybug that is crawling on my shirt that 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:49.400 somehow got on my shirt while I was walking from 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:51.680 the gym to the car. And it's like, you know what, 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:55.600 I've got to save the ladybug, because if I don't 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:58.200 save the ladybug, the ladybug's gonna die. And who wants 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:01.400 to see a harmless ladybug die? I don't not on 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:05.120 my watch, right, I do not want that. So I 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:07.160 was a little taken aback by the ladybug. It's a 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:09.320 very small thing. As you know, we've all had ladybugs 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:12.160 on us at one point or another. And so I 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:14.760 try to get the ladybug to go onto the finger, 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:16.800 and then I was gonna put it out of the car. Well, 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:18.800 the ladybug does not want to crawl on the finger. 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:21.240 For whatever reason. The Ladybug's like, I'm not crawling on 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:24.279 the finger, that's it, not doing it, and so fine, 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:27.880 so fine. So then I'm like, okay, I'm gonna now 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:32.400 grab the ladybug, and in my haste to grab the 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:36.839 Ladybug and save it. I did end up saving it, 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:41.000 but my headphone went flying out of my ear. The 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:45.880 door was open, and let's just say, I don't know 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:49.240 where that. I think the headphone went into a time portal, Danny, 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:52.200 never to be seen again. I don't know where it went. 0:04:52.279 --> 0:04:56.560 I spent fifteen minutes. I thought, well, maybe it's in 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:58.680 my car, So I moved all the seats in the car. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:01.320 Up I went. I looked under the seats, I got 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:05.200 my freaking flashlight out of my iPhone trying to find 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:07.960 a stupid headphone. And so then I'm like, well, it's 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:09.719 not in the car. So then I'm like, all right, 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:11.400 it must be outside. I must have dropped it out 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:13.840 of the door to save the freaking Ladybug. So then 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:15.800 I got out of the car. Now I'm on my 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:20.839 hands and knees. My hands are covered in tar. It's ridiculous. 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:25.240 I'm a mess, I'm sweaty, and now now it looks 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:28.200 like I'm homeless, I'm a vagrant, and I can't find 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:32.440 the damn headphone. But Danny, I saved that. I saved 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:35.000 that ladybug. Okay, so not all heroes wear your capes 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:38.520 and now I gotta go buy some cheap, ripoff Chinese 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:41.560 headphones to replace my headphones that I lost because you 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:43.120 can't use one headphone, you gotta have the two. 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:46.560 You might have saved that one. But something tells me 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:48.719 the next lady bug you see, you're gonna squish it 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:50.000 into the ground with your toe. 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:52.839 Man, I'm gonna take a hammer. Okay, I'm gonna torture 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:56.440 the ladybug. I'm gonna go corporal punishment on the ladybug 0:05:56.720 --> 0:05:58.320 is what I am going to do. And that is 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:01.320 my plan for the ladybug. I mean, is this a 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:02.080 simple thing? 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:02.520 Like it was? 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:05.599 This freaking ladybug? Why would it not crawl my go 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:09.119 gidda up crawl on my finger? Basic paint by numbers. 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:11.159 I would have taken the damn ladybug out of the car. 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:13.360 I would have put the ladybug down. That would have 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:17.560 been in But no, no, the ladybug has to mess 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:20.800 around with me. How dare you, ladybug? But anyway, that 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:24.200 was my my jim tail. Also, by the way, this 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:26.799 week a big week food wise. No, we're not doing 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:31.240 We're gonna take a break on the food fund right 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:33.680 foody fun We're not doing foody fun. This week we 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:36.560 all have to eat. But I did something culinary wise 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:39.839 that I have never done before that I've been planning, undoing, 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:43.800 I've attempted to do. I've gone to establishments. They wouldn't 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:45.560 let me in because they said it was too late 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:46.440 and all that stuff. 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:49.520 This isn't something you made. This is somewhere you went 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:50.200 and visited. 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:52.960 Yeah, we went to We live in an area there's 0:06:52.960 --> 0:07:00.839 a lot of Korean restaurants and different picy restaurants whatever, barbecue, Chinese, Japanese, 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:02.239 you name it. They got a little bit of everything. 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:04.200 And so they have a lot of Korean barbecue places 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:07.600 kind of near where I live. And so we've racist 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:09.680 and we're like, ah, I go check it out, and 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:13.520 finally did finally did it. Made the leap, made the 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:15.920 leap to go have the Korean barbecue? 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:17.840 And did you have the short ribs? 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:21.600 Well, we didn't know. We didn't study it, liked We 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:25.680 made some mistakes. We didn't quite know. Although I love 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:27.760 this place because it was a Korean barbecue place. It 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:30.160 says all you can eat right flat fee. It's like 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:33.400 forty bucks all you can eat, but you have two 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:36.720 hours to eat the food tastes like a touchdown in 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:39.880 your mouth. So how how does that work? 0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:40.000 Then? 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:42.880 If it's all you can eat, why put a cap 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:45.560 on it? Right? Why why put a cap? What's up 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:47.880 with that? Right? But they put a cap on it? 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:48.760 Whatever? 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:52.880 Fine, So yeah, we went in there. We ordered the ribbi, 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:56.120 we got the we made a fatal mistake. We got 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:59.760 the chicken, and but the missed and the steak that 0:07:59.800 --> 0:08:01.800 we made was we didn't realize that you had to 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:05.280 cut everything up into little pieces for it to cook fast. 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:08.680 Like the chicken. It took like an hour for the 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:11.960 chicken to cook. So I ate a lot of rice. 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:15.280 It was good though. I liked it. If this is. 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:17.000 One of the spots where you cooked the meat in 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:18.520 front of you yourself. 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:20.760 Yeah, exactly. It says all you can eat Korean barbeue place. 0:08:20.800 --> 0:08:23.720 You go in there, they sit you down and they 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:28.360 had robots. It was like C three PO and R 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:31.080 two D two were coming to your table. Like you 0:08:31.080 --> 0:08:34.160 would go on your phone and order like I need 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:38.560 a new bowl of rice, loser, and a robot would 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:43.360 come out and deliver the rice to your table and 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:46.600 then go back. And it was very odd. Now I 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:50.920 also made a tactical decision. In an effort to consume 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:55.640 more food, they offered chopsticks at this Korean barbecue place, 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:58.840 and a lot of people were eating with chopsticks and 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:01.760 they seem to be doing fine. But I knew that 0:09:02.200 --> 0:09:06.080 the fork trump the chopstick. Danny right, that the fork 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:09.360 was much better than the chopstick. 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:12.360 Especially when you're working on a time limit exactly. 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:16.160 So I said, hey, I need a Can I get 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:22.000 a fork? And I couldn't ask the robot because the 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:26.800 robot can't talk back, and so anyway, I ended up 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:28.920 what we ended up doing was we found one of 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:31.720 the people that were I think the bar and they 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:35.640 handed like a cheap plastic fork, and they gave me 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:36.959 kind of a look of shame, like. 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:37.520 What are you doing? 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:40.360 You know you shouldn't be needing a fork, you use 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:43.800 your chopsticks. But anyway, I used the used the fork, 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:46.160 and I was able to consume a lot more food. 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:49.160 But the main problem was the waiting for the food 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:53.760 to cook. As you know, Danny, I like my food 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:57.240 well done. I enjoy food on the well done side. 0:09:57.520 --> 0:09:59.360 Yeah, you like it burned well. 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:02.320 When you're on a two hour time limit, it becomes 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:05.240 problematic because you want to wait for everything to be 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:09.880 cooked properly. And after the first round we ordered like 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:12.880 four different plates of meat. Didn't realize how big the 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:16.960 plates were, and they had in the fine print on 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:19.400 the menu they said if you don't eat all the meat, 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:22.760 if you have a lot of leftover meat, they'll charge 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:25.880 you extra, which I thought was kind of a douche move. 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:28.240 I mean, I could take the meat right, you know 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:30.439 what I'm saying, don't. I don't need to leave it. 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:31.960 I can take it if you're that if you have 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:33.559 that big a problem with it, I'll just take it. 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.280 And but then, of course these all you can eat places, 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:38.400 you're not supposed to take anything right, because that's the 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:40.240 whole business model. 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:42.240 You know. How you get around that. You take one 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:47.320 of those large zip block bags and a backpack boom just. 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:51.120 Going there have you know, a whole container like one 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:53.040 of those Costco size containers of. 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:55.480 Yeah, what are you gonna do? Frisk me, check my 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:56.640 backpack as I leave. 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:01.160 Yeah. So, once we got the hang of it, it's 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:05.120 like some rookie mistakes. Definitely some rookie mistakes that took place, 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:09.360 and that was fine, but it was pretty good You 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:11.280 definitely got to use the scissors. They have scissors there. 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:13.520 You got to cut everything up into really small pieces. 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:16.480 Otherwise it takes way too long to cook. 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:20.800 Yeah, obviously you want the thinner slices of meat. That way, 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:22.840 you didn't get that cooked and ready to go. And 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:25.120 then did you guys get any noodles? 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:30.079 We got rice. They had some weird like brain crap 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:32.160 that they had on the table. It was some animal 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:34.080 brain stuff. I don't even know what the hell that was, 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:37.320 but I didn't touch itoked it looked like it was normal, 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:38.960 but then they said what it was, and it was 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:40.800 like it was really disgusting. I don't know it was 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:42.560 a brain, but it was some weird part of a 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:45.080 body of an animal that we don't normally eat. So 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:46.679 that was pretty bad. I had a lot of rice 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:50.280 because I determined I got to keep eating here. I 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:52.200 got to get my forty dollars worth of all you 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:55.319 can eat. So the move was like with the food 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:57.480 was taking a long time to cook on the table, 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:00.839 and so I kept ordering rice, which is what they 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:02.880 want because the rice is cheap. They want you to 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:05.280 eat the rice, fill up on the rice because the 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:06.920 meat's more expensive. 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:09.080 Like man, I got to get my forty dollars worth. 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:11.240 That made you contemplate the squirrel brain. 0:12:11.960 --> 0:12:15.480 And the other thing too, is how much meat would 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:18.959 one have to consume in two hours to get full 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:23.080 value on the forty dollars You know what I'm saying. 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:28.160 How much would that have to be? How many packs 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:30.959 of meat to get it? Probably not that much for. 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:34.440 The price of food at grocery stores and especially in 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:38.800 the seafood and meat department nowadays, I'm sure that you 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:40.120 guys got your money's worth. 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:43.079 Yeah. The other thing we learned first time at Korean 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:46.280 barbecue is they have the thing in the table you're 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:49.600 supposed to cook the food, but they like to take 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:54.319 it out because it's a after like every thirty forty minutes, 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:56.400 they want to change out the metal tray that you 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:59.640 cook your food on because they have to clean it. 0:12:59.720 --> 0:13:01.840 And we were trying to be polite. We didn't realize that. 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:03.640 So we were trying to be polite. We're like, ah, well, 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:06.120 you're fine, you don't need to change it out, and 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:07.959 they were they were kind of like, nah, we kind 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:09.679 of you know, we would like to, And then they 0:13:09.720 --> 0:13:14.319 explained the situation and all that. But I'll be back. 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:15.839 I don't think I'm gonna go very often because it 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:18.400 is kind of expensive and it's hard to consume enough food. 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:21.360 You gotta be really hungry, like after a fast or 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:23.760 something like that. I would if I don't eat for 0:13:23.800 --> 0:13:25.320 a couple of days, I'd go in there and just 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:29.640 be a rock star and just go for it. 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:30.680 Uh. 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:33.080 And if you I think you have to be only 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:35.679 with like two or three people, I think more than that. 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:37.800 I think it's a little problem because you know, it's 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:40.720 problematic because the thing to cook on is not all 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:44.040 that big. So I don't know that would that would 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:50.079 go well. Also this weekday we had the big solar eclipse, 0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:54.760 which happened back on Monday of this week. 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:57.240 What a bunch of nerds, I know. 0:13:57.480 --> 0:13:59.600 I know. It's so funny because Eddie Garcia on the 0:13:59.640 --> 0:14:02.640 overn Show and he's like, oh, I don't understand why 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:05.160 anyone's into the solar eclipse and all that stuff, And 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:09.160 so then my phone's blowing up with all my relatives 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:12.280 during Monday, and I was actually at the gym. I 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:15.079 didn't I wasn't out, like I don't. We couldn't really 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:16.920 see it here anyway, right, I don't think it was 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:19.600 viewable from where we were now, Like there was I 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:22.120 remember that street streak of land that went through like 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:29.040 Arkansas up through Cleveland, Buffalo. That way, there's that sliver 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:31.040 of land you can see the solar eclips Anyway, whatever, 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:34.040 I didn't didn't pay attention, but my phone kept blowing up. 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:38.960 All my relatives from back East were sending me photos 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.480 of them wearing the funny glasses and all that. 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:44.440 Y'all looked like they were in back to the future too. 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:47.800 Yeah, what a scam. How much of those glasses costs? 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:49.640 I should have asked them? That seems like a scam 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:53.120 to me. I don't know, seems a little fugezy, but hey, 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:55.560 I got understand when I was a kid. Though we 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:59.480 were growing up, my dad loved space. He was all 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:03.120 about out space travel and all that stuff. So my 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:05.560 brothers are like totally into it. And I would have 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:08.040 gone out if I gone outside and checked it out. 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:11.600 If it was like something worth watching here, I don't 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:13.520 think again, we'll do the show from some in California. 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:15.960 I don't think it was. It was worth our time. 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:20.160 Yeah, I think I read that northern California had a 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:22.720 little bit better of a view than we did. But 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:26.240 I do remember in elementary school it happening one year 0:15:26.840 --> 0:15:29.680 and the teacher made this thing out of a cardboard, 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:33.040 like a cardboard box, maybe a shoe box. You could 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:35.560 see the shadow of it happening in the box. 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:37.360 What's in the box? 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:40.880 One kid looked up and that kid got sent to 0:15:40.920 --> 0:15:44.240 the office. We had to be led to the office. 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:45.000 We weren't sure why. 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:51.320 How many people went blind before they realized looking up 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:54.760 not a good idea. Looking up? Probably not a good 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:58.360 idea to do that, you know, just just you know, 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:00.600 there had to be a certain number of people that said, 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:03.680 wait a minute, I can't see now, my vision is 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:04.920 all fed up. 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:08.520 Yeah, probably the same person who first put their hand 0:16:08.560 --> 0:16:10.000 inside a beehive. 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:13.840 Yeah, oh sure, sure, sure sure. Or I was trying 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:16.440 to pet a lion out on the you know, serengetti 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:18.800 and said, oh that's a nice little lion. Let me 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:20.920 pet the lion. The lion rips their arm off, and 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:25.960 that's that's it. Wonderful. What else do we have? We've got? 0:16:26.240 --> 0:16:29.080 I did have, since it is the Saturday Pod, a 0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:33.680 rare and appropriate family dinner this week. Now, not just 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:36.680 with my family, I have some a few cousins that 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:39.360 live in the area. I've talked about this in the past. 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:41.480 My brother, my older brother, lives in New York. My 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:45.400 younger brother lives in Wisconsin. Parents aren't around anymore. So 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:48.200 I don't have a lot of a lot of family 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:51.640 in the area. I have a couple of cousins and 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:54.880 you know, a handful of cousins. That's about it. And 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:59.040 I was actually out at a grocery store. This is 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:02.160 probably about a month ago. I don't know if I've 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:03.640 told this story on the podcast or not. So about 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:06.520 a month ago, I was out doing some grocery shopping 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:10.119 with the wife and we happen to run in to 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:13.480 one of the cousins, and the cousins like, hey, you know, 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:16.120 I want to let's get together have a dinner. Now 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:18.119 you know how I feel about dinners, Danny. You know 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:24.720 my position on the socializing rare and appropriate, rare and appropriate. 0:17:24.760 --> 0:17:28.240 Try to avoid it. But we pretty much got we 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:30.560 got boxed in. We had to do it right. She 0:17:30.680 --> 0:17:32.159 really wanted to do it. We were like, all right, 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:35.920 we'll do so we scheduled for I think it was 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:39.919 last Friday, I believe Friday or Saturday, last weekend. So 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:46.720 it was me, the wife, my cousin, her husband, and 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:50.960 then my other cousin who is also in the media business. 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:52.640 And I've talked about him a few times. He works 0:17:52.680 --> 0:17:56.200 on a tabloid TV show. He's done it for years. 0:17:56.920 --> 0:17:59.240 Have you ever seen the show Inside Edition? Have you 0:17:59.240 --> 0:18:02.399 ever seen that? Of course, been around forever, the number 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:06.680 one syndicated tabloid TV show, and he's been a producer 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:09.880 there for a long time. And we grew up going 0:18:09.880 --> 0:18:12.840 to bar Mitzvah's weddings and all that crap. And he 0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:16.600 lives in La La Land as well, and so I 0:18:16.600 --> 0:18:19.280 don't see him that often. But he came down to 0:18:19.359 --> 0:18:22.320 the family dinner and so we we had burgers and 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:26.560 told stories and all that, and it was it was 0:18:26.560 --> 0:18:28.119 a lot fun we had. I had a good time, 0:18:28.720 --> 0:18:30.840 and I was a little concerned about the food because 0:18:31.320 --> 0:18:34.000 I like, as we talked about, with the Korean barbecue 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:38.280 and popping the cherry on the Korean barbecue. I enjoyed, Danny. 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:41.960 I enjoy my food well done. I like my food 0:18:41.960 --> 0:18:44.280 well done. And when you go to someone else's house 0:18:44.320 --> 0:18:47.280 and they're the ones cooking the food, you're completely helpless. 0:18:47.600 --> 0:18:50.959 You're at the mercy of the people cooking the food, 0:18:51.440 --> 0:18:55.280 whether or not. And nobody I know likes food the 0:18:55.320 --> 0:18:57.639 way I like food, you know what I'm saying. 0:18:58.119 --> 0:19:00.879 Yeah, we actually have good taste and to dip everything 0:19:00.920 --> 0:19:01.359 in ranch. 0:19:03.000 --> 0:19:05.679 Anyway, So they made the burgers, and my wife had 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:08.080 said she kind of let them on say how he 0:19:08.119 --> 0:19:10.119 kind of likes his food well done, and so they 0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:14.639 made the burger for me well done. But their definition 0:19:14.720 --> 0:19:17.639 of well done and my definition of well done not 0:19:18.160 --> 0:19:20.200 quite the same. I feel like Jim Nance. I feel 0:19:20.200 --> 0:19:21.480 like I need to be like Jim you know Jim 0:19:21.560 --> 0:19:23.879 Nantz with the burnt toast thing. Yeah, and he has 0:19:23.920 --> 0:19:25.760 a picture of how he wants the toast when he 0:19:25.800 --> 0:19:29.520 goes out to some diner to have breakfast after walking 0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:33.000 around with his pants down at the Masters so excited. 0:19:33.520 --> 0:19:35.639 He did need it burnt. And we talked about this 0:19:35.760 --> 0:19:38.760 last weekend on the podcast. He just actually wanted his 0:19:38.840 --> 0:19:39.720 toast toasted. 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:43.800 Yeah, okay, well, but my thing is like I want mine. 0:19:43.880 --> 0:19:48.440 I do not want any hankage, shall we say or whatever? 0:19:48.480 --> 0:19:50.720 You know what I'm saying, Yeah, you don't want the 0:19:51.160 --> 0:19:52.639 burger talking. 0:19:52.280 --> 0:19:55.600 To you exactly. I like to pretend my food was 0:19:55.600 --> 0:19:58.960 never living, not a vegan. I'm not a vegetarian. 0:19:59.080 --> 0:19:59.560 I like me. 0:20:00.440 --> 0:20:03.240 I like to think that it's just all gray. It's 0:20:03.280 --> 0:20:06.199 all gray and all that, and so I should just 0:20:06.560 --> 0:20:08.800 go out to the parking lot, look at the tire. 0:20:08.960 --> 0:20:11.840 It should look something like that, something like the tread 0:20:11.840 --> 0:20:14.560