WEBVTT - What Did You Do with the Pirate? 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:07.520 Why don't we just start? Do you want to start? 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:16.520 Yeah, in the middle of nowhere and they're like, so 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:16.799 you like. 0:00:16.800 --> 0:00:18.600 When people come up and say, oh my god, it's 0:00:19.040 --> 0:00:20.320 count Let me take a picture. 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:23.280 No, I love, but I'm in a remote, random place 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:31.480 on a boat. I'm happy for myself for you. Guess what. 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:33.480 Nobody takes me down? You better? 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:36.200 Okay? 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:37.560 Can I start? 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:41.880 Can I start with you? Okay? I am very excited 0:00:42.080 --> 0:00:44.879 about this guest because I have never seen so much 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:49.360 excitement from the staff here as I have for land 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:51.159 A Lessa. Very nice to see you. 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:53.720 Thank you, Jeling. It's countess. 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:57.400 Okay, I'm glad you said that because from Countess. 0:00:57.440 --> 0:01:00.920 Lu like the intro because people love using the title 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:03.240 more than I do. Okay, my friends call me lou 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:04.839 so you are my friends. 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:07.880 Lou So. I have a question about the whole countess thing. 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:11.039 Though you've dropped countess, what do you mean, No, it's 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:11.720 still countess? 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:17.520 Well hell yah, I mean I have seventeen years of 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:21.640 marriage and two children with the count so that counts well. 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:25.240 And it's my cabaret show is Countess, Luanne. It's you know, 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:27.600 that's my That's where I go with Countess Luan, that's 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:29.760 what and I'm keeping. 0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:33.840 It absolutely, I'll get it tattooed on me. Countess Gandhi doesn't. 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:35.240 Sound a good idea. I never thought about that. 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:36.320 Oh do you have any tattoos? 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:37.119 I do one? 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:39.399 Oh what is that? Is that a lotus? 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:40.280 It is a lotus. 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:41.320 That's a nice one. 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:45.800 Because lotuses grown deep dark places and then they have 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:49.680 a beautiful flower. So you know, I've gone to deep 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.840 dark places, especially in my career. Okay, and on the show. 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:55.920 And guess what, I rose like a phoenix to the 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:56.760 cabaret stage. 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:59.320 And by the way, that is Diamond. Diamond has been 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:01.960 waiting on this maybe her entire life, probably to sit 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:04.400 here and talk to you. Every time your name is mentioned. 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:05.600 This is what happened. 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:13.080 She had silhouettes and fireworks every single live Oh, who's 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:14.440 gonna bring the diamonds me? 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:18.480 I'm like floored because you are just as fun in 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:20.040 person as you are on TV. 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:21.120 I'm a good time. 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:24.079 Oh honey, can we turn up together because I'm into it? 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:27.079 Speaking of a good time. Number one, I'm sure you 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:30.399 already know this. You were picked as the favorite housewife 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:33.639 of all of the forty six housewives in the franchise. 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:37.560 I'm understanding why. Well, also, you were talking about you 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:39.760 had a really good time last night. Speaking of having 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:40.600 a good time. 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:43.880 I went to see Cabaret on Broadway with Eddie Redmain 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:47.960 and bb Newarth Darling. It does not get better than that. 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:51.200 It's one of the best things I've ever seen in 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:51.800 my life. 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:53.040 And then we went out and partied. 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:54.280 Oh yes, oh yes. 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:56.480 If you can't see her right now, she is currently 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:59.000 wearing her sunglasses in the studio, which is always a 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:03.920 sign of a great night. Giovanni JUMPSU and Giovanni Jovanni. 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:08.240 Feeling jo Vannie and it feels so good. 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:10.359 Do you want to explain to the people who don't 0:03:10.400 --> 0:03:11.160 know what that means? 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:14.080 Because well, you know, listen, when you feel good, you 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:17.440 look good. You have to matching underwear, your nails are painted, 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:22.600 and you put a Giovanni outfit. It makes you feel good. 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:25.880 That's why I sing feeling Giovanni, because it makes me 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.040 feel good. So I sing about that, and Sheik said 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:32.480 to me, Okay, confident and cool passion is key. Live 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:34.880 the life you want to live. There's no sympathy. 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:37.160 So you mentioned something as soon as you came in, 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:40.160 because I pronounced the word water a little weirdly, just 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:43.120 messing around, and you said you sound like my German boyfriend. 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:46.680 Who is this German boyfriend? Do people know about him? 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:49.280 I can't tell you. It's it's secret. It's a secret 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:52.440 because mystery is everything. Does everyone have to know what 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:53.360 you're doing all the time? 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:54.200 Film? 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:57.240 Well, no, I'm not in the Housewives anymore, that's true. 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.960 So guess what Now I get to share what I feel. 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:03.120 Now I'm dating, I mean good time. But this one 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:06.880 in particular I love because he's European, right, Okay, I 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:12.760 go European. Okay, the Count Jacques Well and Tom is 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:17.000 a whole nother story, but that's okay. I brought up 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:18.760 the dirty word, Tom did. 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:20.719 And I love that for you. But here's my question. 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:24.760 I didn't love it for me. I'm loved it. 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:27.640 I didn't love it. 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:29.320 Yes, you can, you can say whatever you want. 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:34.479 Mary f kill. Yeah. My new cabaret show and tour 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:39.120 is all about there's men that I would marry. They 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:42.279 give me such a thrill. There's men that I would 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:46.400 f and men that I would kill. Right, So it's 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:48.800 about we're not killing anybody but the ones we want 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:49.400 to get rid of it. 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:53.039 Absolutely right. Here's my question. Can you still see his 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:54.200 terrace from your apartment? 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:54.479 Yeah? 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:57.560 Oh my gosh, how do you do that? 0:04:57.640 --> 0:04:59.040 I want to burn down the trees. 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:05.279 Imagine living in a beautiful apartment, You're having a great day. 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:08.240 You look out the window and you can see your 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:09.120 exus terrace. 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:11.320 Yes, but guess what. I don't give it a second 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:14.600 thought because I don't care. Oh, I've moved on. I 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:17.799 don't live in regret, and I don't live in the past. 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:20.360 I live in the in the moment. So I don't 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:23.560 worry about the past because it's gone. Yeah right, And 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:25.599 I don't worry about the future. Like when I do 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:29.159 my shows, people like, aren't you nervous? Like, not really, 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:31.920 because I don't think about it until I get on stage. 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:33.240 Then I'm in. 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:35.159 Does anything make you nervous? 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:39.279 Sure, you know, butterflies are good for shows, you know. 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:41.960 Of course. I have a little nervous before I get out, 0:05:42.200 --> 0:05:45.800 But once I'm there, this is my playground. And that's 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:48.719 what I love about cabaret because I get to do 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:51.800 whatever I want. I can say whatever I want, I 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:53.960 can play any music I want. You can't do that 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:56.800 on TV. So people think they know my cabaret show 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:59.320 from the show. Well, it's not about my show, it's 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:02.240 about the drama. It's around the cabaret show. Right when 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:05.400 they come to the show. They come into Toyota and 0:06:05.440 --> 0:06:06.919 they drive out in a rolls. 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:09.200 Royce, Oh you better, that's what I'm talking about. 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:11.359 And they have no idea what to expect. And guess what, 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:14.840 I blow their fucking minds. I believe that because I 0:06:15.040 --> 0:06:18.839 do a fantastic My director, Richard J. Alexander, Oh, just 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:22.240 Kristin Chenowith, Barbaras, Royce and Bette Miller, he's worked with 0:06:22.360 --> 0:06:24.400 all of them, and he's a fan of mine. Here 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:27.920 he says me, it's so good. He has countess. I 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:31.080 came here not expecting very much from you, But guess what, 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:34.839 you fucking blew my mind. First of all, you can say, 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:37.880 which people always say I can't. Well, that's not true. 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:38.560 It's not true. 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:42.240 And you you're funny, and you wear a dress like 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:45.200 no woman I've ever seen in my lifetime feel and 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:50.360 jove Vannie. So guess what. People don't know what to expect, 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:52.680 and I deliver because I work really hard on cabaret. 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:54.920 That's I love cabaret. That's I love it. 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:57.640 So where did this all come from? Because I was 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:01.400 looking at your bio here you've done everything from being 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:05.480 a career nurse, a model, an actress, an author, a philanthropist, 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:08.960 a TV star, and now successful cabaret entertainer and singer. 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:14.120 Where'd you get that list? I'm joking because it's all true, 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:17.920 So I'll tell you where it came from. So a 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:20.320 very old friend of mine said, Lou, you love to 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:23.840 host parties, you love to tell jokes, and I've got 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:28.360 some sick jokes and you're funny. You're funny cabaret jokes. 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:31.840 You should be doing cabaret. I was, see oh, never 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:35.920 thought about that, and then married, married again, divorce, and 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:38.520 I didn't think about until later when the should hit 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:41.880 the fan for me, and only one way to go. 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:44.840 You got to rise where you're gonna go when you're 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:48.120 down to the bottom up. It saved my life in 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:51.880 so many ways because I love the creative part about it, 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:55.400 and I self deprecate because guess what, listen, people have 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:58.360 been through shit. We all go through stuff, right, but 0:07:58.520 --> 0:08:01.200 I do it on TV my life with people, right, 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:05.640 And so cabaret was really my godsend. 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:08.520 Really you're touring right now with Mary f Kill I am. 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:13.200 I just came back from London. Wow. Well well no, no, no, 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:15.440 till the Swinton came to my show and then she 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:17.800 invited me to Scotland. What and I went? 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:19.800 And did you have a good time there? 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:22.840 Wait? A great time? Okay, I'm doing Baltimore, Maryland. Where 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:23.240 am I doing? 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:23.440 Oh? 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:26.760 Baltimore? Yeah, give us a wrong Alexandria, Virginia to coomb 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:30.160 in Washington, San Diego and Phoenix and New York. You 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:31.560 have to do it on my website to check it 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:33.120 out because I have a lot of dates coming up 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.800 and more to come and going back to London because 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:39.360 I had the best time and they they love the 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:40.280 Housewives over there. 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:41.800 But you said something earlier that I want to ask 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:44.400 you about. You said, you're not filming for the Housewives anymore, 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:47.040 so now you get to decide what people see and 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:50.040 what they don't see. When you look back at somebody 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:53.160 filming your life, did you appreciate that? Would you do 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:54.040 anything differently? 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:57.439 It was a job, right, So my private life was 0:08:57.640 --> 0:08:59.559 very separate always from the house was it? 0:08:59.640 --> 0:08:59.880 Okay? 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.640 Yeah, Jilliu's com I got the episode. Let's watch her, 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:06.079 I'd like to sleep well tonight. So I'm not wishing 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:10.360 because you know, you always there's always like, oh shit, 0:09:10.400 --> 0:09:13.600 I should have said that, or I wish I didn't 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:16.760 say that, because you can't take it back right. Once 0:09:16.800 --> 0:09:19.719 it's done, it's done. So we filmed and then had 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:22.319 to live it six months later or a year later, 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:25.400 depending on how the show had So when I got 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:26.640 in trouble with the pirate. 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:30.160 That I got in trouble with the pirates, what happened 0:09:30.400 --> 0:09:30.679 I did? 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:34.240 So what do you think happened with the pirates from. 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:36.840 A viewer's perspective? Diamond And I think but Celia, by 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:38.640 the way, this is intern Celia, Hika. 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:40.640 They were on a trip and. 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:42.840 Yes, St. 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:44.959 Barts and they went to they went to a bar 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:48.480 and they were guys dressed up like pirates and they 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:50.439 were dancing on the tables. They got lit, you know, 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:51.600 they as they. 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:55.200 Do their housewives trips, and I mean a great time. 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:59.880 Luanne found you know this one pirate, Tomas. 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:02.160 That looks like Johnny Depp. 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:03.920 Yes, totally okay. 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:08.120 And at the time lu Anne was with Jacques correct 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:14.599 and all the housewives conspired that Luenne had been unfaithful 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:17.040 I guess with Tomas the Pirate. 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:18.520 I'm going to tell you that story. 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:21.080 But yeah, of course this is from a viewer's perspective, 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:23.319 and it's that you know, she's on the phone with 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:25.800 her with her friend who only speaks French, and of 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:29.880 course only Countess Luanne is fluent in French, and so 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:32.880 she was speaking in French talking about her night, and 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:36.079 so all the girls were saying, oh lu Aanne hooked 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:38.839 up with Toma's the pirate, and then he was there 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:40.080 the next day. 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:43.800 Yeah, well, I'll tell you what happened there. So of 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:46.839 course I see this hot pirate, right. He wants to 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:48.360 come and see the house we're in because it's the 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:50.880 best house in St. Barts, okay, and he wanted to 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:54.240 come with me, of course, so the girls say we're 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:57.160 going home. I go bye. I'm with my Italian friends, 0:10:57.200 --> 0:10:58.960 which I did, have a whole group of friends there, 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:02.080 and ung up with him. The reality is I wanted 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:06.480 to smoke a doobie and he had pots, so who 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:12.079 has So I bring him to the house. The girls 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:15.679 are all sleeping and we have a party, actually him 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:17.400 around the house. We go to my room, we have 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:21.040 a little tequila and I said, you gotta go. I 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:23.160 have the film tomorrow and I have a boyfriend. You 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:28.599 can't stay. So he's like whining, little whining pirate, and 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:30.319 I said him out of the of the house. I 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:33.000 kicked him out right. It was a car from production 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:35.559 that took me back to the house with the guy. 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:38.959 So production knows how I got home. The girls don't know. 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:44.200 They're sleeping, so guess what production goes? Hey as Luna 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:45.280 got on that side. 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:49.160 Oh so production, You're saying, darling. 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:52.840 So I wake up in the morning. Now they they 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:56.400 know what's cooking in the kitchen, and I'm like, they 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:59.480 know no idea. How was you know? How'd you get home? 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:02.439 I said, well, my Italian friends, but they know otherwise, 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:05.200 and I don't. I have no idea that they know, right, 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:08.320 because the production has done that to me. Okay, fair enough, 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:12.000 So I guess who's coming for dinner the next night? Tuma. 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:15.680 First time ever on house its history. I got caught 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:18.280 with a mic pack on my back, which I forgot about, 0:12:18.720 --> 0:12:26.679 so I called to depart. Come, don't tell them how 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:29.160 that you were at the house. Basically, you were not 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:32.439 here because I'm trying to protect my boyfriend. I'm in 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:34.960 love with So I kicked the guy out, and guess 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:39.000 that they invite him and they grill him, and he's like, 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:41.760 he has no idea what he's just gotten into. How 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:44.599 can he navigate all these women? He tries, but he 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:47.480 looks like a liar and we look totally guilty. And 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:49.800 then guess what he seems with Sonia? 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:52.440 Oh was that in the bushes? 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:57.120 That's a that's another trip. 0:12:57.520 --> 0:12:58.240 That was Mexico. 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:11.199 That was Mexican where we drank all day. Anyway, that's 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:13.400 the story of the pirate. And guess what, Andy Cohen 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:16.079 fished him out because now he lives in Miami and 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:18.920 he cut all his hair off. You would not recognize him. 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:21.840 And Andy's did you see? No, I didn't see, but. 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:25.839 So they painted you out to be like that. Well 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:29.320 I kind of did, yeah, but editing is a motherfucker. 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:30.600 I fucked up. 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.280 Sorry, I had a question about that. Actually, So I 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:36.079 feel like, no, I have a press conference over here, 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:37.560 over here, I just. 0:13:37.600 --> 0:13:43.439 Sit here all day. I have to go to page 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:46.480 six next ship my favorite outlet. 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:50.439 I know, Like, I watched so much Bravo and I 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:55.200 have always had so many questions about production's role. How 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:58.839 much do we not see of production really calculating some 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:00.480 of these heights or. 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:07.079 So it's like you go, you don't get invited to 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:08.960 a party, you're a little upset about it, but you're 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:12.960 not going to flip out On Housewives. It's exaggerated because 0:14:13.000 --> 0:14:16.400 we're making a TV show. That's what we do making TV, right, 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:19.360 So it's you know, amped up of course, and it's 0:14:19.400 --> 0:14:22.960 our stories. But production likes to say, hey, ask. 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:25.320 Her about that from last night, So they're the lighter 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:28.160 fluid on the fire. Is any of it actually scripted 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:31.000 or is it more decided? None of it. So when 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:32.720 we see these things where you know you are feuding 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:35.360 with Bethany or Bethany's footing with you, that's real. That's 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:38.920 real because some some shit went down last weekend. Oh yeah, yeah, 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:40.440 how are you feeling about that? 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:45.360 You know, I'm feeling good because she really wants to 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:47.360 clean up this thing that we have. 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:51.320 From what I get, I don't trust her, understandable, especially 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:54.160 because you've the show and she sent her daughter to 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:56.280 do her dirty work. That's right, and you were nice. 0:14:56.840 --> 0:14:59.920 Daughter, and guess what when we're gonna do She's love 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:02.440 the girl, by the way, very cute looks just like 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:04.400 the father, nothing like Bethy. 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:08.560 Dig dig Sons fired. 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:13.800 It's true. Beautiful girl of course, can be nice to 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:18.000 I don't know, she's twelve or thirteen something. That was it, really, 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:20.760 And then Emma Roberts came over because she's a fan 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:23.720 of mine. She's done Exceller franchise and put it out there. 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:26.680 Oh oh and Roberts, you have to look for it. 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:29.440 She just excell franchise. Okay, So she comes over to 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:32.600 see me, say, hell, first of all, I'm with John Hamm. 0:15:33.200 --> 0:15:38.800 You had a hell of a time girlfriend and a 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:42.680 lot of a lot of friends there anyway, So then 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:47.160 she takes pictures me Emma her daughter. You can see them, 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:51.520 send them to me please. Did not get them? 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:53.720 Oh she never sent you the pictures, No, because she. 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:56.680 Had to post them first. Cool. And she also has 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:58.200 had me blocked in social media. 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:00.920 What do you think caused the initial block? Do you know, 0:16:01.000 --> 0:16:02.440 like the inciting incident. 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:05.040 Probably from the day that she announced she's not coming 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:07.560 back to the show. I was like jumping for joy. 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:13.400 You know what, Bething's really funny. I miss her wit 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:17.040 and I miss those moments we had epic fights because 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:21.320 guess what, it's real, like there's a real feud always 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:27.760 between us, like you fucked everyone. I go, really, am 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:30.080 I the Kim Katrell of the family of what? 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:32.920 I don't know about it? 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:34.960 I guess I'm not afraid of her. You see the 0:16:35.040 --> 0:16:38.280 other women are afraid of her. I'm not bring it. 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:38.720 You know what? 0:16:38.800 --> 0:16:41.520 I love the best? She concedes. I guess life is 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:42.840 a cabaret. 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:44.480 A hashtag. 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:47.320 I'm like, m maybe not for you, but it is 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:47.600 for me. 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:50.720 When it comes to the whole reality rackoning thing that 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:53.360 she was starting to talk about, what are your thoughts 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:55.160 on that? Are you glad that it's all coming out there? 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:57.400 Are you kind of like this is bullshit with her 0:16:57.600 --> 0:17:01.160 going after you know reality? Yes, listen, it's a we're 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:03.640 syndicated worldwide. We don't get residuals. 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:05.280 Oh wow, okay, no we do not. 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:09.320 So she's right there. I love that part. But guess what, 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:13.399 she burned down the house. You don't burn down the 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:14.680 house where you're trying to do that. 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:18.200 Also, yeah, absolutely, especially when a ton of other people are. 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:20.119 Involved, with a lot of respect for that, trying to 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:23.119 help reality stars make more money and do the right thing. 0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:27.639 But she burned down our house Andy and I spoke 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:33.000 about it. Oh, would she say that we are toxic people? 0:17:35.160 --> 0:17:37.600 Do you think she was actually doing it to help 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:39.679 out reality stars or do you think she was doing 0:17:39.720 --> 0:17:41.280 it because she wanted the attention back on her? 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:42.240 What do you think? 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:45.800 What was option B? This whole thing is fascinating to me. 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:48.000 We know a couple of the housewives from Jersey and 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:51.600 there's obviously drama popping off over there, crazy drama that 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:53.680 they allegedly might not even be coming back. 0:17:53.800 --> 0:17:56.400 Yeah, you know, I don't like taking down family shit. 0:17:57.119 --> 0:17:59.560 We never did that in New York. We thought it 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:08.680 fashion shows, hecklers on the cabaretage, we invited to fucking 0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:11.000 saying barts. Jill had to do the same wherever she 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:15.240 was that she got Scary Island. There's a girls trip 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:19.879 to Scary Island. My girlfriend owns the house they filmed in. 0:18:20.400 --> 0:18:24.120 What those are my friends, Darling? They had to rent 0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:26.160 it on the house, So I don't go on the trip. 0:18:26.200 --> 0:18:28.480 It's my daughter's birthday and it's Scary Island, right, And 0:18:28.600 --> 0:18:30.760 Kelly says, I'm going to go, I said, and Jill's 0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:35.000 not going either. We are her allies. So she goes 0:18:35.040 --> 0:18:40.359 into battle without her troops and she can't take it, 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:43.280 and because they're going to drive her nuts. But they 0:18:43.400 --> 0:18:47.240 bullied her into that. Now, anybody would be very hurt 0:18:47.280 --> 0:18:50.280 and upset. I get it. She looked crazy, but she's 0:18:50.320 --> 0:18:53.240 not crazy, you know what I'm saying. But they broke 0:18:53.280 --> 0:18:56.400 her and I was not there to help her out, 0:18:56.560 --> 0:18:57.480 and I felt bad about that. 0:18:58.080 --> 0:19:03.200 How do you feel about her canceling the wedding two 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:06.120 days two days before and where you invited? 0:19:06.280 --> 0:19:08.359 She was smurt of the man. I mean, I got 0:19:08.400 --> 0:19:11.200 divorced seven months later, so I wish I canceled the 0:19:11.240 --> 0:19:11.679 wedding too. 0:19:14.040 --> 0:19:15.840 Did you see it coming? Did you think that was 0:19:15.880 --> 0:19:16.320 gonna happen? 0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:18.800 No? No, I did not. No, I did not expect that. 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:20.960 You got to go to the hockey game after, right, 0:19:21.560 --> 0:19:25.400 So I'm like complaining, like, dude, hook me up. You've 0:19:25.440 --> 0:19:29.080 got this boyfriend, any single friends that are hot right 0:19:29.800 --> 0:19:33.320 and dating? Like, be a good wing man, and then 0:19:33.440 --> 0:19:36.280 call her out for it on that trip and guess what, now, 0:19:36.400 --> 0:19:38.480 she has to take me to the Raindeers game because 0:19:38.480 --> 0:19:41.879 it looks like an asshole the soues. So we go 0:19:42.520 --> 0:19:44.960 and we're on the jumbo dron and they play the 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:47.800 scene from the show on the jump on the joh. 0:19:47.760 --> 0:19:50.320 Wait, they played your fight about this on the JumboTron 0:19:50.560 --> 0:19:51.280 the game while you're there. 0:19:51.320 --> 0:19:56.840 The Rangers people loved it. They loved it. So we're like, 0:19:57.000 --> 0:20:00.440 we're like the stars of the Raindeers game. Here we 0:20:00.560 --> 0:20:02.639