Speaker 1: Why don't we just start? Do you want to start?
Speaker 2: Yeah, in the middle of nowhere and they're like, so
Speaker 2: you like.
Speaker 1: When people come up and say, oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: count Let me take a picture.
Speaker 2: No, I love, but I'm in a remote, random place
Speaker 2: on a boat. I'm happy for myself for you. Guess what.
Speaker 2: Nobody takes me down? You better?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Can I start?
Speaker 1: Can I start with you? Okay? I am very excited
Speaker 1: about this guest because I have never seen so much
Speaker 1: excitement from the staff here as I have for land
Speaker 1: A Lessa. Very nice to see you.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Jeling. It's countess.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm glad you said that because from Countess.
Speaker 2: Lu like the intro because people love using the title
Speaker 2: more than I do. Okay, my friends call me lou
Speaker 2: so you are my friends.
Speaker 1: Lou So. I have a question about the whole countess thing.
Speaker 1: Though you've dropped countess, what do you mean, No, it's
Speaker 1: still countess?
Speaker 2: Well hell yah, I mean I have seventeen years of
Speaker 2: marriage and two children with the count so that counts well.
Speaker 2: And it's my cabaret show is Countess, Luanne. It's you know,
Speaker 2: that's my That's where I go with Countess Luan, that's
Speaker 2: what and I'm keeping.
Speaker 1: It absolutely, I'll get it tattooed on me. Countess Gandhi doesn't.
Speaker 2: Sound a good idea. I never thought about that.
Speaker 1: Oh do you have any tattoos?
Speaker 2: I do one?
Speaker 1: Oh what is that? Is that a lotus?
Speaker 2: It is a lotus.
Speaker 1: That's a nice one.
Speaker 2: Because lotuses grown deep dark places and then they have
Speaker 2: a beautiful flower. So you know, I've gone to deep
Speaker 2: dark places, especially in my career. Okay, and on the show.
Speaker 2: And guess what, I rose like a phoenix to the
Speaker 2: cabaret stage.
Speaker 1: And by the way, that is Diamond. Diamond has been
Speaker 1: waiting on this maybe her entire life, probably to sit
Speaker 1: here and talk to you. Every time your name is mentioned.
Speaker 1: This is what happened.
Speaker 2: She had silhouettes and fireworks every single live Oh, who's
Speaker 2: gonna bring the diamonds me?
Speaker 3: I'm like floored because you are just as fun in
Speaker 3: person as you are on TV.
Speaker 2: I'm a good time.
Speaker 3: Oh honey, can we turn up together because I'm into it?
Speaker 1: Speaking of a good time. Number one, I'm sure you
Speaker 1: already know this. You were picked as the favorite housewife
Speaker 1: of all of the forty six housewives in the franchise.
Speaker 1: I'm understanding why. Well, also, you were talking about you
Speaker 1: had a really good time last night. Speaking of having
Speaker 1: a good time.
Speaker 2: I went to see Cabaret on Broadway with Eddie Redmain
Speaker 2: and bb Newarth Darling. It does not get better than that.
Speaker 2: It's one of the best things I've ever seen in
Speaker 2: my life.
Speaker 1: And then we went out and partied.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, oh yes.
Speaker 1: If you can't see her right now, she is currently
Speaker 1: wearing her sunglasses in the studio, which is always a
Speaker 1: sign of a great night. Giovanni JUMPSU and Giovanni Jovanni.
Speaker 2: Feeling jo Vannie and it feels so good.
Speaker 1: Do you want to explain to the people who don't
Speaker 1: know what that means?
Speaker 2: Because well, you know, listen, when you feel good, you
Speaker 2: look good. You have to matching underwear, your nails are painted,
Speaker 2: and you put a Giovanni outfit. It makes you feel good.
Speaker 2: That's why I sing feeling Giovanni, because it makes me
Speaker 2: feel good. So I sing about that, and Sheik said
Speaker 2: to me, Okay, confident and cool passion is key. Live
Speaker 2: the life you want to live. There's no sympathy.
Speaker 1: So you mentioned something as soon as you came in,
Speaker 1: because I pronounced the word water a little weirdly, just
Speaker 1: messing around, and you said you sound like my German boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Who is this German boyfriend? Do people know about him?
Speaker 2: I can't tell you. It's it's secret. It's a secret
Speaker 2: because mystery is everything. Does everyone have to know what
Speaker 2: you're doing all the time?
Speaker 1: Film?
Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm not in the Housewives anymore, that's true.
Speaker 2: So guess what Now I get to share what I feel.
Speaker 2: Now I'm dating, I mean good time. But this one
Speaker 2: in particular I love because he's European, right, Okay, I
Speaker 2: go European. Okay, the Count Jacques Well and Tom is
Speaker 2: a whole nother story, but that's okay. I brought up
Speaker 2: the dirty word, Tom did.
Speaker 3: And I love that for you. But here's my question.
Speaker 2: I didn't love it for me. I'm loved it.
Speaker 3: I didn't love it.
Speaker 1: Yes, you can, you can say whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Mary f kill. Yeah. My new cabaret show and tour
Speaker 2: is all about there's men that I would marry. They
Speaker 2: give me such a thrill. There's men that I would
Speaker 2: f and men that I would kill. Right, So it's
Speaker 2: about we're not killing anybody but the ones we want
Speaker 2: to get rid of it.
Speaker 3: Absolutely right. Here's my question. Can you still see his
Speaker 3: terrace from your apartment?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, how do you do that?
Speaker 2: I want to burn down the trees.
Speaker 3: Imagine living in a beautiful apartment, You're having a great day.
Speaker 3: You look out the window and you can see your
Speaker 3: exus terrace.
Speaker 2: Yes, but guess what. I don't give it a second
Speaker 2: thought because I don't care. Oh, I've moved on. I
Speaker 2: don't live in regret, and I don't live in the past.
Speaker 2: I live in the in the moment. So I don't
Speaker 2: worry about the past because it's gone. Yeah right, And
Speaker 2: I don't worry about the future. Like when I do
Speaker 2: my shows, people like, aren't you nervous? Like, not really,
Speaker 2: because I don't think about it until I get on stage.
Speaker 2: Then I'm in.
Speaker 1: Does anything make you nervous?
Speaker 2: Sure, you know, butterflies are good for shows, you know.
Speaker 2: Of course. I have a little nervous before I get out,
Speaker 2: But once I'm there, this is my playground. And that's
Speaker 2: what I love about cabaret because I get to do
Speaker 2: whatever I want. I can say whatever I want, I
Speaker 2: can play any music I want. You can't do that
Speaker 2: on TV. So people think they know my cabaret show
Speaker 2: from the show. Well, it's not about my show, it's
Speaker 2: about the drama. It's around the cabaret show. Right when
Speaker 2: they come to the show. They come into Toyota and
Speaker 2: they drive out in a rolls.
Speaker 3: Royce, Oh you better, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: And they have no idea what to expect. And guess what,
Speaker 2: I blow their fucking minds. I believe that because I
Speaker 2: do a fantastic My director, Richard J. Alexander, Oh, just
Speaker 2: Kristin Chenowith, Barbaras, Royce and Bette Miller, he's worked with
Speaker 2: all of them, and he's a fan of mine. Here
Speaker 2: he says me, it's so good. He has countess. I
Speaker 2: came here not expecting very much from you, But guess what,
Speaker 2: you fucking blew my mind. First of all, you can say,
Speaker 2: which people always say I can't. Well, that's not true.
Speaker 1: It's not true.
Speaker 2: And you you're funny, and you wear a dress like
Speaker 2: no woman I've ever seen in my lifetime feel and
Speaker 2: jove Vannie. So guess what. People don't know what to expect,
Speaker 2: and I deliver because I work really hard on cabaret.
Speaker 2: That's I love cabaret. That's I love it.
Speaker 1: So where did this all come from? Because I was
Speaker 1: looking at your bio here you've done everything from being
Speaker 1: a career nurse, a model, an actress, an author, a philanthropist,
Speaker 1: a TV star, and now successful cabaret entertainer and singer.
Speaker 2: Where'd you get that list? I'm joking because it's all true,
Speaker 2: So I'll tell you where it came from. So a
Speaker 2: very old friend of mine said, Lou, you love to
Speaker 2: host parties, you love to tell jokes, and I've got
Speaker 2: some sick jokes and you're funny. You're funny cabaret jokes.
Speaker 2: You should be doing cabaret. I was, see oh, never
Speaker 2: thought about that, and then married, married again, divorce, and
Speaker 2: I didn't think about until later when the should hit
Speaker 2: the fan for me, and only one way to go.
Speaker 2: You got to rise where you're gonna go when you're
Speaker 2: down to the bottom up. It saved my life in
Speaker 2: so many ways because I love the creative part about it,
Speaker 2: and I self deprecate because guess what, listen, people have
Speaker 2: been through shit. We all go through stuff, right, but
Speaker 2: I do it on TV my life with people, right,
Speaker 2: And so cabaret was really my godsend.
Speaker 1: Really you're touring right now with Mary f Kill I am.
Speaker 2: I just came back from London. Wow. Well well no, no, no,
Speaker 2: till the Swinton came to my show and then she
Speaker 2: invited me to Scotland. What and I went?
Speaker 1: And did you have a good time there?
Speaker 2: Wait? A great time? Okay, I'm doing Baltimore, Maryland. Where
Speaker 2: am I doing?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Baltimore? Yeah, give us a wrong Alexandria, Virginia to coomb
Speaker 2: in Washington, San Diego and Phoenix and New York. You
Speaker 2: have to do it on my website to check it
Speaker 2: out because I have a lot of dates coming up
Speaker 2: and more to come and going back to London because
Speaker 2: I had the best time and they they love the
Speaker 2: Housewives over there.
Speaker 1: But you said something earlier that I want to ask
Speaker 1: you about. You said, you're not filming for the Housewives anymore,
Speaker 1: so now you get to decide what people see and
Speaker 1: what they don't see. When you look back at somebody
Speaker 1: filming your life, did you appreciate that? Would you do
Speaker 1: anything differently?
Speaker 2: It was a job, right, So my private life was
Speaker 2: very separate always from the house was it?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jilliu's com I got the episode. Let's watch her,
Speaker 2: I'd like to sleep well tonight. So I'm not wishing
Speaker 2: because you know, you always there's always like, oh shit,
Speaker 2: I should have said that, or I wish I didn't
Speaker 2: say that, because you can't take it back right. Once
Speaker 2: it's done, it's done. So we filmed and then had
Speaker 2: to live it six months later or a year later,
Speaker 2: depending on how the show had So when I got
Speaker 2: in trouble with the pirate.
Speaker 1: That I got in trouble with the pirates, what happened
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 2: So what do you think happened with the pirates from.
Speaker 1: A viewer's perspective? Diamond And I think but Celia, by
Speaker 1: the way, this is intern Celia, Hika.
Speaker 2: They were on a trip and.
Speaker 1: Yes, St.
Speaker 4: Barts and they went to they went to a bar
Speaker 4: and they were guys dressed up like pirates and they
Speaker 4: were dancing on the tables. They got lit, you know,
Speaker 4: they as they.
Speaker 2: Do their housewives trips, and I mean a great time.
Speaker 4: Luanne found you know this one pirate, Tomas.
Speaker 3: That looks like Johnny Depp.
Speaker 2: Yes, totally okay.
Speaker 4: And at the time lu Anne was with Jacques correct
Speaker 4: and all the housewives conspired that Luenne had been unfaithful
Speaker 4: I guess with Tomas the Pirate.
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you that story.
Speaker 4: But yeah, of course this is from a viewer's perspective,
Speaker 4: and it's that you know, she's on the phone with
Speaker 4: her with her friend who only speaks French, and of
Speaker 4: course only Countess Luanne is fluent in French, and so
Speaker 4: she was speaking in French talking about her night, and
Speaker 4: so all the girls were saying, oh lu Aanne hooked
Speaker 4: up with Toma's the pirate, and then he was there
Speaker 4: the next day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'll tell you what happened there. So of
Speaker 2: course I see this hot pirate, right. He wants to
Speaker 2: come and see the house we're in because it's the
Speaker 2: best house in St. Barts, okay, and he wanted to
Speaker 2: come with me, of course, so the girls say we're
Speaker 2: going home. I go bye. I'm with my Italian friends,
Speaker 2: which I did, have a whole group of friends there,
Speaker 2: and ung up with him. The reality is I wanted
Speaker 2: to smoke a doobie and he had pots, so who
Speaker 2: has So I bring him to the house. The girls
Speaker 2: are all sleeping and we have a party, actually him
Speaker 2: around the house. We go to my room, we have
Speaker 2: a little tequila and I said, you gotta go. I
Speaker 2: have the film tomorrow and I have a boyfriend. You
Speaker 2: can't stay. So he's like whining, little whining pirate, and
Speaker 2: I said him out of the of the house. I
Speaker 2: kicked him out right. It was a car from production
Speaker 2: that took me back to the house with the guy.
Speaker 2: So production knows how I got home. The girls don't know.
Speaker 2: They're sleeping, so guess what production goes? Hey as Luna
Speaker 2: got on that side.
Speaker 1: Oh so production, You're saying, darling.
Speaker 2: So I wake up in the morning. Now they they
Speaker 2: know what's cooking in the kitchen, and I'm like, they
Speaker 2: know no idea. How was you know? How'd you get home?
Speaker 2: I said, well, my Italian friends, but they know otherwise,
Speaker 2: and I don't. I have no idea that they know, right,
Speaker 2: because the production has done that to me. Okay, fair enough,
Speaker 2: So I guess who's coming for dinner the next night? Tuma.
Speaker 2: First time ever on house its history. I got caught
Speaker 2: with a mic pack on my back, which I forgot about,
Speaker 2: so I called to depart. Come, don't tell them how
Speaker 2: that you were at the house. Basically, you were not
Speaker 2: here because I'm trying to protect my boyfriend. I'm in
Speaker 2: love with So I kicked the guy out, and guess
Speaker 2: that they invite him and they grill him, and he's like,
Speaker 2: he has no idea what he's just gotten into. How
Speaker 2: can he navigate all these women? He tries, but he
Speaker 2: looks like a liar and we look totally guilty. And
Speaker 2: then guess what he seems with Sonia?
Speaker 3: Oh was that in the bushes?
Speaker 2: That's a that's another trip.
Speaker 3: That was Mexico.
Speaker 2: That was Mexican where we drank all day. Anyway, that's
Speaker 2: the story of the pirate. And guess what, Andy Cohen
Speaker 2: fished him out because now he lives in Miami and
Speaker 2: he cut all his hair off. You would not recognize him.
Speaker 2: And Andy's did you see? No, I didn't see, but.
Speaker 1: So they painted you out to be like that. Well
Speaker 1: I kind of did, yeah, but editing is a motherfucker.
Speaker 2: I fucked up.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I had a question about that. Actually, So I
Speaker 1: feel like, no, I have a press conference over here,
Speaker 1: over here, I just.
Speaker 2: Sit here all day. I have to go to page
Speaker 2: six next ship my favorite outlet.
Speaker 4: I know, Like, I watched so much Bravo and I
Speaker 4: have always had so many questions about production's role. How
Speaker 4: much do we not see of production really calculating some
Speaker 4: of these heights or.
Speaker 2: So it's like you go, you don't get invited to
Speaker 2: a party, you're a little upset about it, but you're
Speaker 2: not going to flip out On Housewives. It's exaggerated because
Speaker 2: we're making a TV show. That's what we do making TV, right,
Speaker 2: So it's you know, amped up of course, and it's
Speaker 2: our stories. But production likes to say, hey, ask.
Speaker 1: Her about that from last night, So they're the lighter
Speaker 1: fluid on the fire. Is any of it actually scripted
Speaker 1: or is it more decided? None of it. So when
Speaker 1: we see these things where you know you are feuding
Speaker 1: with Bethany or Bethany's footing with you, that's real. That's
Speaker 1: real because some some shit went down last weekend. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: how are you feeling about that?
Speaker 2: You know, I'm feeling good because she really wants to
Speaker 2: clean up this thing that we have.
Speaker 1: From what I get, I don't trust her, understandable, especially
Speaker 1: because you've the show and she sent her daughter to
Speaker 1: do her dirty work. That's right, and you were nice.
Speaker 2: Daughter, and guess what when we're gonna do She's love
Speaker 2: the girl, by the way, very cute looks just like
Speaker 2: the father, nothing like Bethy.
Speaker 1: Dig dig Sons fired.
Speaker 2: It's true. Beautiful girl of course, can be nice to
Speaker 2: I don't know, she's twelve or thirteen something. That was it, really,
Speaker 2: And then Emma Roberts came over because she's a fan
Speaker 2: of mine. She's done Exceller franchise and put it out there.
Speaker 2: Oh oh and Roberts, you have to look for it.
Speaker 2: She just excell franchise. Okay, So she comes over to
Speaker 2: see me, say, hell, first of all, I'm with John Hamm.
Speaker 2: You had a hell of a time girlfriend and a
Speaker 2: lot of a lot of friends there anyway, So then
Speaker 2: she takes pictures me Emma her daughter. You can see them,
Speaker 2: send them to me please. Did not get them?
Speaker 1: Oh she never sent you the pictures, No, because she.
Speaker 2: Had to post them first. Cool. And she also has
Speaker 2: had me blocked in social media.
Speaker 1: What do you think caused the initial block? Do you know,
Speaker 1: like the inciting incident.
Speaker 2: Probably from the day that she announced she's not coming
Speaker 2: back to the show. I was like jumping for joy.
Speaker 2: You know what, Bething's really funny. I miss her wit
Speaker 2: and I miss those moments we had epic fights because
Speaker 2: guess what, it's real, like there's a real feud always
Speaker 2: between us, like you fucked everyone. I go, really, am
Speaker 2: I the Kim Katrell of the family of what?
Speaker 3: I don't know about it?
Speaker 2: I guess I'm not afraid of her. You see the
Speaker 2: other women are afraid of her. I'm not bring it.
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 2: I love the best? She concedes. I guess life is
Speaker 2: a cabaret.
Speaker 3: A hashtag.
Speaker 2: I'm like, m maybe not for you, but it is
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 1: When it comes to the whole reality rackoning thing that
Speaker 1: she was starting to talk about, what are your thoughts
Speaker 1: on that? Are you glad that it's all coming out there?
Speaker 2: Are you kind of like this is bullshit with her
Speaker 2: going after you know reality? Yes, listen, it's a we're
Speaker 2: syndicated worldwide. We don't get residuals.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, no we do not.
Speaker 2: So she's right there. I love that part. But guess what,
Speaker 2: she burned down the house. You don't burn down the
Speaker 2: house where you're trying to do that.
Speaker 1: Also, yeah, absolutely, especially when a ton of other people are.
Speaker 2: Involved, with a lot of respect for that, trying to
Speaker 2: help reality stars make more money and do the right thing.
Speaker 2: But she burned down our house Andy and I spoke
Speaker 2: about it. Oh, would she say that we are toxic people?
Speaker 1: Do you think she was actually doing it to help
Speaker 1: out reality stars or do you think she was doing
Speaker 1: it because she wanted the attention back on her?
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 1: What was option B? This whole thing is fascinating to me.
Speaker 1: We know a couple of the housewives from Jersey and
Speaker 1: there's obviously drama popping off over there, crazy drama that
Speaker 1: they allegedly might not even be coming back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I don't like taking down family shit.
Speaker 2: We never did that in New York. We thought it
Speaker 2: fashion shows, hecklers on the cabaretage, we invited to fucking
Speaker 2: saying barts. Jill had to do the same wherever she
Speaker 2: was that she got Scary Island. There's a girls trip
Speaker 2: to Scary Island. My girlfriend owns the house they filmed in.
Speaker 2: What those are my friends, Darling? They had to rent
Speaker 2: it on the house, So I don't go on the trip.
Speaker 2: It's my daughter's birthday and it's Scary Island, right, And
Speaker 2: Kelly says, I'm going to go, I said, and Jill's
Speaker 2: not going either. We are her allies. So she goes
Speaker 2: into battle without her troops and she can't take it,
Speaker 2: and because they're going to drive her nuts. But they
Speaker 2: bullied her into that. Now, anybody would be very hurt
Speaker 2: and upset. I get it. She looked crazy, but she's
Speaker 2: not crazy, you know what I'm saying. But they broke
Speaker 2: her and I was not there to help her out,
Speaker 2: and I felt bad about that.
Speaker 3: How do you feel about her canceling the wedding two
Speaker 3: days two days before and where you invited?
Speaker 2: She was smurt of the man. I mean, I got
Speaker 2: divorced seven months later, so I wish I canceled the
Speaker 2: wedding too.
Speaker 1: Did you see it coming? Did you think that was
Speaker 1: gonna happen?
Speaker 2: No? No, I did not. No, I did not expect that.
Speaker 2: You got to go to the hockey game after, right,
Speaker 2: So I'm like complaining, like, dude, hook me up. You've
Speaker 2: got this boyfriend, any single friends that are hot right
Speaker 2: and dating? Like, be a good wing man, and then
Speaker 2: call her out for it on that trip and guess what, now,
Speaker 2: she has to take me to the Raindeers game because
Speaker 2: it looks like an asshole the soues. So we go
Speaker 2: and we're on the jumbo dron and they play the
Speaker 2: scene from the show on the jump on the joh.
Speaker 1: Wait, they played your fight about this on the JumboTron
Speaker 1: the game while you're there.
Speaker 2: The Rangers people loved it. They loved it. So we're like,
Speaker 2: we're like the stars of the Raindeers game. Here we
Speaker 2: are the housewives. I mean, I mean the stuff we
Speaker 2: get to do is mind blowing and the people we
Speaker 2: get to meet. And so she takes me and I
Speaker 2: haven't been to a Rangers game since I don't know
Speaker 2: how many years, and we have the best time. So
Speaker 2: Kelly is now my wing man. I know she's single.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, we're just coming.
Speaker 1: So the drama that you guys have it was real,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't deep rooted family.
Speaker 2: It was real. Yeah, I don't want Dirk. I went
Speaker 2: good New York, crazy girl.
Speaker 1: Fun fights at a fashion show. It's like my favorite thing.
Speaker 2: And fights, And that was real. She's been saying to
Speaker 2: me forever, I'm going to take you to the Rangers game.
Speaker 2: Guess what never happened?
Speaker 1: So well now we do.
Speaker 2: We're filming TV shows on my bitch, You've never invited
Speaker 2: me to the Rangers game. So you have to hold
Speaker 2: people's feet to the fire. Once a while.
Speaker 1: Diamonds over here taking notes by the way, I think
Speaker 1: all she wanted life on I'm going to write.
Speaker 2: I'm going to write a dating, a book on dating. Oh,
Speaker 2: please do it in this generation. Girls, I can't. Are
Speaker 2: you single?
Speaker 1: I am not, but I would love to hear I
Speaker 1: would I am.
Speaker 2: I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Where do you start dating? Now? What's up?
Speaker 2: Well? Dating now today with social media and people on
Speaker 2: their phones. You know they go out, they're on their
Speaker 2: phone and they don't talk to people. So put down
Speaker 2: the laptops, the iPads and phones. Time for a hall day. Yeah,
Speaker 2: life is a caboerray my friends come to my cabouret.
Speaker 2: So women have to invite men they were in charge.
Speaker 2: Men are not in charge. Women are in charge. You
Speaker 2: have to have So like the Queen of England, if
Speaker 2: she works up to you, do not put your hand out.
Speaker 2: Guess who does it. She does invites you into her space,
Speaker 2: her personal space. So women have to do that. For example,
Speaker 2: you're at a bar, you with three girls, you have
Speaker 2: a table, you're drinking. You see a hot kite the bar.
Speaker 2: He's alone. Well, we're not going to go up tomorrow
Speaker 2: way now because a lady doesn't do that, and is
Speaker 2: he going to come to the table with three girls?
Speaker 2: Hell no, terrified. So we're going to send a little
Speaker 2: note with the waiter and say please join us for drinks,
Speaker 2: and the waiter is gonna go welcome into the cabaret.
Speaker 1: I love that everything is a cabareight.
Speaker 2: And it makes complete sense. I know, my life.
Speaker 1: It's amazing nation.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? I just played London six dates,
Speaker 2: I mean killed it and over there. Let me tell
Speaker 2: you London loves Loves loves the housewives. I've never been there,
Speaker 2: so it was like I was new fresh meat over
Speaker 2: in London. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Did you ever think when you started out on this
Speaker 1: journey that it would end up where? Yeah, we gave
Speaker 1: you options. We didn't want to. Yeah, get the hydraction back.
Speaker 2: I guess who came to see us? Vogue, okay, the
Speaker 2: pussy beyond, I mean the star Bridgerton. What's her name?
Speaker 2: The star? Yes, she wrote a story Shoes, more shoes, Cavier,
Speaker 2: more shoes. Have you heard it? I have not had.
Speaker 2: She's a star Bridgerton and she's a fan of mine.
Speaker 2: So she comes to meet me in London and she
Speaker 2: writes a song.
Speaker 1: Let's play it Oh my god, are you gonna play
Speaker 1: your phone?
Speaker 2: More shoes? Oh you have to listen. It's amazing. She's
Speaker 2: doing me.
Speaker 3: You know when real house so I released songs excusively
Speaker 3: for it's like my dream job, shoes, yacht caveat more shoes.
Speaker 2: She's good inside fives, inspireworks every single line. She's good, diamonds,
Speaker 2: a game and shoes.
Speaker 3: But still good can be.
Speaker 1: So abridging, that's insane.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, you don't know all of fans.
Speaker 2: I mean so Rihanna's watches everything. Oh I love Jennifer Lawrence.
Speaker 2: The list goes on, and now Jennifer Lawrence is what
Speaker 2: is she doing?
Speaker 1: She's doing the movie, the a twenty four movie about.
Speaker 2: Guess what that's about us? Yeah, Housewives. I better have
Speaker 2: a cameo. Okay, I'm playing you right now, Jennifer Lawrence,
Speaker 2: come on, keep on serving count Yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 3: You understand the way that you're making my day.
Speaker 4: No, this is my hear My childhood is made from this.
Speaker 2: Like I grew up, I know you, so guess what
Speaker 2: My fans are really young like you. So, so this
Speaker 2: is how I build my cab ratio, which is I
Speaker 2: start with a song. That I love personally, that I
Speaker 2: know my fans know because Mommy was listening to the
Speaker 2: same song. And then I go, Okay, what is the
Speaker 2: story that I got back in the song? Right? Because
Speaker 2: cabaret is about stories, it's my personal story, like Mary
Speaker 2: f Kill My new tour is about who I'd marry,
Speaker 2: who had f and who I'd kill. Right, Well, I
Speaker 2: felt a lot of experience. I've been married, divorced, married again,
Speaker 2: divorced again. But I love men and I'm always in
Speaker 2: trouble with a man, always, whether it's a pirate, getting divorced,
Speaker 2: falling into a bush over anyway. So I'm inspired for
Speaker 2: my shows because of my life. Really, right, So we
Speaker 2: produce the show ourselves. It's about our lives, and the
Speaker 2: cabaret is really it's a It's it is pop culture
Speaker 2: meets cabaret meets comedy meets a fashion show. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm like Lucille bullshit, do you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? That's what I do. I love it because
Speaker 2: I get to Then I go, oh, that's a story
Speaker 2: for that song. And then I picked a Jovanni dress.
Speaker 2: I feel like, so I sing Tina Turner.
Speaker 4: I feel like you're super empowering and like really confident.
Speaker 2: So my fans are eighty percent women, and then I
Speaker 2: have my voice, right yeah, and all my music is
Speaker 2: empowering and confident and cool. Baysking the life you want
Speaker 2: to live. There's no sympathy, so money can't buy your class.
Speaker 2: Elegances learned, my friend, It's all about I try to
Speaker 2: be as inspirational as I can and share my knowledge.
Speaker 2: I'm almost six years old, girls, okay.
Speaker 1: And you look amazing.
Speaker 3: You better get it again one more time. Come on,
Speaker 3: no bags, no bags, and can we get.
Speaker 1: A moment for these titties? Hello? Hello, take them off.
Speaker 2: Like you've never seen boobs before.
Speaker 1: No, they're amazing, I know, thank you. Okay, So when
Speaker 1: you started all of this, did you ever expect it
Speaker 1: was gonna take this turn and this is where you
Speaker 1: are now?
Speaker 2: No, we got paid ten thousand dollars for the first season,
Speaker 2: the entire season.
Speaker 1: The whole season, whole season.
Speaker 2: That's wild boom. I had no clue. If I saw
Speaker 2: the houseize of Orange County, I would have never done
Speaker 2: the show ever. Really, I'm married to a French whiriskrat.
Speaker 2: No wow, I was sold on Manhattan Moms.
Speaker 1: Oh I was going to ask you what was the
Speaker 1: origin of this? So it was just, Hey, we're gonna
Speaker 1: follow you around.
Speaker 2: I see chills here in at the party hot. So
Speaker 2: I'm with my I'm with my nieces at the screening
Speaker 2: of Michael Moore's movie called Siko with Tommy Hill figure
Speaker 2: and his wife were friends of mine. So I'm there
Speaker 2: at the screening and I see a guy buying shots
Speaker 2: for my nieces. I'm like, who is that guy? So
Speaker 2: go over and I'm Bobby. You want to? Yes, I'll
Speaker 2: take a shot too. I'm gonna give a twin thrilled
Speaker 2: to shot I want to? And then who walks over? Hi,
Speaker 2: I'm Jill Zerin Till Zerin. I'm like, all right, I've
Speaker 2: never seen anything like it in my life. I was enthralled,
Speaker 2: you know why, because I love people that are real.
Speaker 2: I like posers, I like real people, and she's the
Speaker 2: real deal. And I'm doing a TV show you should
Speaker 2: be on. Okay. So that's how it happened, and I
Speaker 2: got the house. It came to me. I didn't search
Speaker 2: for it came to me.
Speaker 3: Roney itself is my comfort show. I watch it every
Speaker 3: night to go to sleep, and I wonder if you do,
Speaker 3: I swear to god she does.
Speaker 1: She can off like episode numbers. You should see what
Speaker 1: she sent me.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Our show is the best.
Speaker 3: There is nothing that you know what why because we were.
Speaker 2: Real friends that is not thrown together. We knew each
Speaker 2: other well true.
Speaker 3: Out of all the seasons, what would your favorite in
Speaker 3: the moment, do you remember a season that was like, yes,
Speaker 3: you had so much fun?
Speaker 2: What season Marrakesh season four? Grandmost got killed on a
Speaker 2: camel hitting.
Speaker 3: Coming down the stairs.
Speaker 1: That is one of the best.
Speaker 2: Go back to the Count that you came from.
Speaker 1: Monster shoes, no idea what they're talking about. These are
Speaker 1: some of her most iconic lines.
Speaker 2: So then she is those are Louis vtone shoes and
Speaker 2: I go, well, even Louis Vutone makes mistakes. Yep.
Speaker 3: One time the fans like me, yeah, hobby Bee, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah baby all I wanted in to say that to
Speaker 2: me and I actually wait wait. The best part for
Speaker 2: me was because I've been to a Marakesh many times
Speaker 2: because I used to live in Europe and my husband,
Speaker 2: the Count was a rally driver, so you had an
Speaker 2: as like the one the dB six that's in bond,
Speaker 2: so he was driving it across the Atlas Mountains doing
Speaker 2: a were you know, a car rally with classic car
Speaker 2: enthusiasts with that. So I went to America many times
Speaker 2: and was like, we're in a third world country. I'm like,
Speaker 2: no ship, dumbass. I mean, I love her, but she's
Speaker 2: Jill Zarran in the suk with the fanny pack. Well,
Speaker 2: you're this is an America right there. We had this
Speaker 2: ca We had some crazy, crazy moments that that was
Speaker 2: my favorite trip. I was the hostess. Do you think
Speaker 2: this is the Plaza Hotel? This is Morocco?
Speaker 1: Morocco began to attack you like these two do you
Speaker 1: invite it?
Speaker 2: Does it get old?
Speaker 1: Sometimes?
Speaker 2: Never? Never, never, because you know what, I'll be walking
Speaker 2: down the street, I'll be in the airport and I'm
Speaker 2: just I'm low right, so I'm walking around and then
Speaker 2: people are like and I goes, oh shit, I forgot.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm kind of a celebrity and this. You know,
Speaker 2: Simon Donan, who's married to Jonathan Adler, said to me,
Speaker 2: and he was very good friends with Mary Kate also
Speaker 2: who was married to the French president's brother, Olivier. He
Speaker 2: said to me, you know, lou Simon Donan, you're the
Speaker 2: right kind of fame. You're famous enough, but you're not
Speaker 2: too famous. And I like that. Listen. I was a nurse.
Speaker 2: I used to you know, tag a lot of toes,
Speaker 2: beard a lot of people. I mean, I was rough,
Speaker 2: and so guess what. Every day I walked out and
Speaker 2: I worked on a traumatic brain injury unit, suction people's
Speaker 2: throats at night. It was rough. I walk in the
Speaker 2: morning and go, I can get out into a car
Speaker 2: and they can drive away. They couldn't do that. So
Speaker 2: every day is gift to me, and I don't. I
Speaker 2: really am not that person. It seems like I'm very
Speaker 2: down to earth. They build up the count's character on
Speaker 2: the show every chance they got. Let's use the Countess
Speaker 2: club because they're building a character, right, It's a part
Speaker 2: of who I am. For sure, I am a countess.
Speaker 2: I speak several languages. I have two kids from marriage.
Speaker 2: Do you know the history of deviceps?
Speaker 1: Now, I believe that's your family. They created the sus Canal.
Speaker 2: That's right, which is the only man in the world
Speaker 2: that parted two sees, Suez and Panama. Right, it's incredible, Right,
Speaker 2: and then guess what he was so important in France
Speaker 2: that he was given the task of giving this statue
Speaker 2: of liberty to America. So if you go to a
Speaker 2: statue of the Red, which New Yorkers don't do, I've
Speaker 2: never been there. I've been there. But if you go,
Speaker 2: there's Della steps everywhere. I mean I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 2: get the title from a cracker Jack's box. It's part
Speaker 2: of my history, and I'm very proud of that history.
Speaker 2: And I have two children from that history. So in
Speaker 2: my son's account, by the way, So if you're single,
Speaker 2: I might have took you up high and hot r
Speaker 2: on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Set me up and Celia just petehst eat. Thanks a lot,
Speaker 1: Thanks a lot. We've messed the studio.
Speaker 3: Before you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wouldn't be.
Speaker 3: Mary f kill Ish unless we played the game with you.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's do it doing color photos.
Speaker 3: Stepping it up for the contest.
Speaker 2: You should do that, pop up pictures images of the
Speaker 2: people that we because we play Mary f kill on
Speaker 2: my show.
Speaker 1: You should. We played here all the time. It's so fun.
Speaker 2: I love it. So we should pop up images and
Speaker 2: write that down, Roger, write down we have.
Speaker 3: Is what Tom sandabal hot right here?
Speaker 2: I cannot I like to play.
Speaker 3: So someone you already know, Harry Dubin.
Speaker 2: Okay, got you?
Speaker 3: Or Wilson?
Speaker 2: Who's that? Well, I'm definitely in the fun sound of
Speaker 2: all because he's hot and he's a cheater, so he's
Speaker 2: perfect for me. Is that m cougar Harry Duban? You
Speaker 2: know I'm going to kill him? Oh wow, So I
Speaker 2: guess I'm marrying that guy.
Speaker 1: She killed herr.
Speaker 2: Jesse seven. Hey Wes, we're gonna get married darling. All right.
Speaker 1: Last question for all the Bravo fans.
Speaker 2: Are you to at the bathroom?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: I mean you have? You have really hydrated yourself with
Speaker 1: all the drinks here.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that I had to hydrate today.
Speaker 1: When it comes to Bravo Con twenty twenty five, are
Speaker 1: you going to be there? Do you have plans to
Speaker 1: be there?
Speaker 2: Listen? You know I crossed that bridge. When I crossed
Speaker 2: the bridge, you know, yes, why wouldn't I.
Speaker 1: Not be Okay? I think people are gonna be very
Speaker 1: bad about I went.
Speaker 2: You know this last year? Was this year or last year? Yeah?
Speaker 2: In Vegas was so much fun. I want to go
Speaker 2: to the sphere and see the Eagles. Digit is my
Speaker 2: favorite bath I hope too, and I hope they do
Speaker 2: it again in Vegas because it was a great time.
Speaker 2: Really good.
Speaker 1: You're a great time, I am. This has been probably
Speaker 1: one of the most fun interviews that we've had on
Speaker 1: the podcast has some really fun and stuff, but I
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever seen someone's booths before in here.
Speaker 2: So girls, I could do this all day with me.
Speaker 1: Or thank you so much.
Speaker 2: You're so welcome, and don't forget to tell people where
Speaker 2: to get their cabaret tickets. Tell them right now, Countess
Speaker 2: luand dot com.
Speaker 1: I'll counts dot com down. Yeah, I think you're gonna
Speaker 1: see three people keeping streaming things in the crowd.
Speaker 2: Thank you, God, thank you.
Speaker 1: You are the best.