1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,520 Speaker 1: Why don't we just start? Do you want to start? 2 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, in the middle of nowhere and they're like, so 3 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:16,799 Speaker 2: you like. 4 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,600 Speaker 1: When people come up and say, oh my god, it's 5 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:20,320 Speaker 1: count Let me take a picture. 6 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:23,280 Speaker 2: No, I love, but I'm in a remote, random place 7 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:31,480 Speaker 2: on a boat. I'm happy for myself for you. Guess what. 8 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,480 Speaker 2: Nobody takes me down? You better? 9 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:36,200 Speaker 3: Okay? 10 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:37,560 Speaker 2: Can I start? 11 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:41,880 Speaker 1: Can I start with you? Okay? I am very excited 12 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,879 Speaker 1: about this guest because I have never seen so much 13 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 1: excitement from the staff here as I have for land 14 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,159 Speaker 1: A Lessa. Very nice to see you. 15 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:53,720 Speaker 2: Thank you, Jeling. It's countess. 16 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 1: Okay, I'm glad you said that because from Countess. 17 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 2: Lu like the intro because people love using the title 18 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 2: more than I do. Okay, my friends call me lou 19 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:04,839 Speaker 2: so you are my friends. 20 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: Lou So. I have a question about the whole countess thing. 21 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:11,039 Speaker 1: Though you've dropped countess, what do you mean, No, it's 22 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 1: still countess? 23 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 2: Well hell yah, I mean I have seventeen years of 24 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:21,640 Speaker 2: marriage and two children with the count so that counts well. 25 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 2: And it's my cabaret show is Countess, Luanne. It's you know, 26 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 2: that's my That's where I go with Countess Luan, that's 27 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,760 Speaker 2: what and I'm keeping. 28 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 1: It absolutely, I'll get it tattooed on me. Countess Gandhi doesn't. 29 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 2: Sound a good idea. I never thought about that. 30 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:36,320 Speaker 1: Oh do you have any tattoos? 31 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:37,119 Speaker 2: I do one? 32 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,399 Speaker 1: Oh what is that? Is that a lotus? 33 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 2: It is a lotus. 34 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:41,320 Speaker 1: That's a nice one. 35 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 2: Because lotuses grown deep dark places and then they have 36 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 2: a beautiful flower. So you know, I've gone to deep 37 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 2: dark places, especially in my career. Okay, and on the show. 38 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,920 Speaker 2: And guess what, I rose like a phoenix to the 39 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 2: cabaret stage. 40 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 1: And by the way, that is Diamond. Diamond has been 41 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:01,960 Speaker 1: waiting on this maybe her entire life, probably to sit 42 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:04,400 Speaker 1: here and talk to you. Every time your name is mentioned. 43 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 1: This is what happened. 44 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:13,080 Speaker 2: She had silhouettes and fireworks every single live Oh, who's 45 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 2: gonna bring the diamonds me? 46 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 3: I'm like floored because you are just as fun in 47 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,040 Speaker 3: person as you are on TV. 48 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 2: I'm a good time. 49 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,079 Speaker 3: Oh honey, can we turn up together because I'm into it? 50 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,079 Speaker 1: Speaking of a good time. Number one, I'm sure you 51 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:30,399 Speaker 1: already know this. You were picked as the favorite housewife 52 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:33,639 Speaker 1: of all of the forty six housewives in the franchise. 53 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:37,560 Speaker 1: I'm understanding why. Well, also, you were talking about you 54 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 1: had a really good time last night. Speaking of having 55 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 1: a good time. 56 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 2: I went to see Cabaret on Broadway with Eddie Redmain 57 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:47,960 Speaker 2: and bb Newarth Darling. It does not get better than that. 58 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:51,200 Speaker 2: It's one of the best things I've ever seen in 59 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:51,800 Speaker 2: my life. 60 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: And then we went out and partied. 61 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 2: Oh yes, oh yes. 62 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 1: If you can't see her right now, she is currently 63 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,000 Speaker 1: wearing her sunglasses in the studio, which is always a 64 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:03,920 Speaker 1: sign of a great night. Giovanni JUMPSU and Giovanni Jovanni. 65 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 2: Feeling jo Vannie and it feels so good. 66 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,359 Speaker 1: Do you want to explain to the people who don't 67 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: know what that means? 68 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:14,080 Speaker 2: Because well, you know, listen, when you feel good, you 69 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 2: look good. You have to matching underwear, your nails are painted, 70 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:22,600 Speaker 2: and you put a Giovanni outfit. It makes you feel good. 71 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 2: That's why I sing feeling Giovanni, because it makes me 72 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 2: feel good. So I sing about that, and Sheik said 73 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 2: to me, Okay, confident and cool passion is key. Live 74 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 2: the life you want to live. There's no sympathy. 75 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,160 Speaker 1: So you mentioned something as soon as you came in, 76 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 1: because I pronounced the word water a little weirdly, just 77 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 1: messing around, and you said you sound like my German boyfriend. 78 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,680 Speaker 1: Who is this German boyfriend? Do people know about him? 79 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 2: I can't tell you. It's it's secret. It's a secret 80 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 2: because mystery is everything. Does everyone have to know what 81 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 2: you're doing all the time? 82 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:54,200 Speaker 1: Film? 83 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm not in the Housewives anymore, that's true. 84 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 2: So guess what Now I get to share what I feel. 85 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 2: Now I'm dating, I mean good time. But this one 86 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,880 Speaker 2: in particular I love because he's European, right, Okay, I 87 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 2: go European. Okay, the Count Jacques Well and Tom is 88 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 2: a whole nother story, but that's okay. I brought up 89 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 2: the dirty word, Tom did. 90 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:20,719 Speaker 3: And I love that for you. But here's my question. 91 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 2: I didn't love it for me. I'm loved it. 92 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,640 Speaker 3: I didn't love it. 93 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 1: Yes, you can, you can say whatever you want. 94 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:34,479 Speaker 2: Mary f kill. Yeah. My new cabaret show and tour 95 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 2: is all about there's men that I would marry. They 96 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,279 Speaker 2: give me such a thrill. There's men that I would 97 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 2: f and men that I would kill. Right, So it's 98 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,800 Speaker 2: about we're not killing anybody but the ones we want 99 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 2: to get rid of it. 100 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:53,039 Speaker 3: Absolutely right. Here's my question. Can you still see his 101 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 3: terrace from your apartment? 102 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:54,479 Speaker 4: Yeah? 103 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:57,560 Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, how do you do that? 104 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,040 Speaker 2: I want to burn down the trees. 105 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:05,279 Speaker 3: Imagine living in a beautiful apartment, You're having a great day. 106 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 3: You look out the window and you can see your 107 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 3: exus terrace. 108 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 2: Yes, but guess what. I don't give it a second 109 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,600 Speaker 2: thought because I don't care. Oh, I've moved on. I 110 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,799 Speaker 2: don't live in regret, and I don't live in the past. 111 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:20,360 Speaker 2: I live in the in the moment. So I don't 112 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:23,560 Speaker 2: worry about the past because it's gone. Yeah right, And 113 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,599 Speaker 2: I don't worry about the future. Like when I do 114 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:29,159 Speaker 2: my shows, people like, aren't you nervous? Like, not really, 115 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,920 Speaker 2: because I don't think about it until I get on stage. 116 00:05:32,279 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 2: Then I'm in. 117 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,159 Speaker 1: Does anything make you nervous? 118 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,279 Speaker 2: Sure, you know, butterflies are good for shows, you know. 119 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,960 Speaker 2: Of course. I have a little nervous before I get out, 120 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 2: But once I'm there, this is my playground. And that's 121 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:48,719 Speaker 2: what I love about cabaret because I get to do 122 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,800 Speaker 2: whatever I want. I can say whatever I want, I 123 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 2: can play any music I want. You can't do that 124 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 2: on TV. So people think they know my cabaret show 125 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:59,320 Speaker 2: from the show. Well, it's not about my show, it's 126 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,240 Speaker 2: about the drama. It's around the cabaret show. Right when 127 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 2: they come to the show. They come into Toyota and 128 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:06,919 Speaker 2: they drive out in a rolls. 129 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 3: Royce, Oh you better, that's what I'm talking about. 130 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:11,359 Speaker 2: And they have no idea what to expect. And guess what, 131 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:14,840 Speaker 2: I blow their fucking minds. I believe that because I 132 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:18,839 Speaker 2: do a fantastic My director, Richard J. Alexander, Oh, just 133 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 2: Kristin Chenowith, Barbaras, Royce and Bette Miller, he's worked with 134 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 2: all of them, and he's a fan of mine. Here 135 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:27,920 Speaker 2: he says me, it's so good. He has countess. I 136 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:31,080 Speaker 2: came here not expecting very much from you, But guess what, 137 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,839 Speaker 2: you fucking blew my mind. First of all, you can say, 138 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,880 Speaker 2: which people always say I can't. Well, that's not true. 139 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:38,560 Speaker 1: It's not true. 140 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:42,240 Speaker 2: And you you're funny, and you wear a dress like 141 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 2: no woman I've ever seen in my lifetime feel and 142 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:50,360 Speaker 2: jove Vannie. So guess what. People don't know what to expect, 143 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,680 Speaker 2: and I deliver because I work really hard on cabaret. 144 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:54,920 Speaker 2: That's I love cabaret. That's I love it. 145 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,640 Speaker 1: So where did this all come from? Because I was 146 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 1: looking at your bio here you've done everything from being 147 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:05,480 Speaker 1: a career nurse, a model, an actress, an author, a philanthropist, 148 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:08,960 Speaker 1: a TV star, and now successful cabaret entertainer and singer. 149 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:14,120 Speaker 2: Where'd you get that list? I'm joking because it's all true, 150 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,920 Speaker 2: So I'll tell you where it came from. So a 151 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,320 Speaker 2: very old friend of mine said, Lou, you love to 152 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,840 Speaker 2: host parties, you love to tell jokes, and I've got 153 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:28,360 Speaker 2: some sick jokes and you're funny. You're funny cabaret jokes. 154 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 2: You should be doing cabaret. I was, see oh, never 155 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:35,920 Speaker 2: thought about that, and then married, married again, divorce, and 156 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,520 Speaker 2: I didn't think about until later when the should hit 157 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:41,880 Speaker 2: the fan for me, and only one way to go. 158 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,840 Speaker 2: You got to rise where you're gonna go when you're 159 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:48,120 Speaker 2: down to the bottom up. It saved my life in 160 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,880 Speaker 2: so many ways because I love the creative part about it, 161 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,400 Speaker 2: and I self deprecate because guess what, listen, people have 162 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 2: been through shit. We all go through stuff, right, but 163 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,200 Speaker 2: I do it on TV my life with people, right, 164 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 2: And so cabaret was really my godsend. 165 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 1: Really you're touring right now with Mary f Kill I am. 166 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:13,200 Speaker 2: I just came back from London. Wow. Well well no, no, no, 167 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 2: till the Swinton came to my show and then she 168 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:17,800 Speaker 2: invited me to Scotland. What and I went? 169 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:19,800 Speaker 1: And did you have a good time there? 170 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 2: Wait? A great time? Okay, I'm doing Baltimore, Maryland. Where 171 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:23,240 Speaker 2: am I doing? 172 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:23,440 Speaker 3: Oh? 173 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:26,760 Speaker 2: Baltimore? Yeah, give us a wrong Alexandria, Virginia to coomb 174 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,160 Speaker 2: in Washington, San Diego and Phoenix and New York. You 175 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,560 Speaker 2: have to do it on my website to check it 176 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,120 Speaker 2: out because I have a lot of dates coming up 177 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,800 Speaker 2: and more to come and going back to London because 178 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:39,360 Speaker 2: I had the best time and they they love the 179 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 2: Housewives over there. 180 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 1: But you said something earlier that I want to ask 181 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:44,400 Speaker 1: you about. You said, you're not filming for the Housewives anymore, 182 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:47,040 Speaker 1: so now you get to decide what people see and 183 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:50,040 Speaker 1: what they don't see. When you look back at somebody 184 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:53,160 Speaker 1: filming your life, did you appreciate that? Would you do 185 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,040 Speaker 1: anything differently? 186 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,439 Speaker 2: It was a job, right, So my private life was 187 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,559 Speaker 2: very separate always from the house was it? 188 00:08:59,640 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 1: Okay? 189 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, Jilliu's com I got the episode. Let's watch her, 190 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,079 Speaker 2: I'd like to sleep well tonight. So I'm not wishing 191 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:10,360 Speaker 2: because you know, you always there's always like, oh shit, 192 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:13,600 Speaker 2: I should have said that, or I wish I didn't 193 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,760 Speaker 2: say that, because you can't take it back right. Once 194 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,719 Speaker 2: it's done, it's done. So we filmed and then had 195 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,319 Speaker 2: to live it six months later or a year later, 196 00:09:22,559 --> 00:09:25,400 Speaker 2: depending on how the show had So when I got 197 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,640 Speaker 2: in trouble with the pirate. 198 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,160 Speaker 1: That I got in trouble with the pirates, what happened 199 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:30,679 Speaker 1: I did? 200 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,240 Speaker 2: So what do you think happened with the pirates from. 201 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,840 Speaker 1: A viewer's perspective? Diamond And I think but Celia, by 202 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:38,640 Speaker 1: the way, this is intern Celia, Hika. 203 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 2: They were on a trip and. 204 00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:42,840 Speaker 1: Yes, St. 205 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,959 Speaker 4: Barts and they went to they went to a bar 206 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,480 Speaker 4: and they were guys dressed up like pirates and they 207 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,439 Speaker 4: were dancing on the tables. They got lit, you know, 208 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:51,600 Speaker 4: they as they. 209 00:09:51,559 --> 00:09:55,200 Speaker 2: Do their housewives trips, and I mean a great time. 210 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:59,880 Speaker 4: Luanne found you know this one pirate, Tomas. 211 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:02,160 Speaker 3: That looks like Johnny Depp. 212 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,920 Speaker 2: Yes, totally okay. 213 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:08,120 Speaker 4: And at the time lu Anne was with Jacques correct 214 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:14,599 Speaker 4: and all the housewives conspired that Luenne had been unfaithful 215 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:17,040 Speaker 4: I guess with Tomas the Pirate. 216 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:18,520 Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you that story. 217 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:21,080 Speaker 4: But yeah, of course this is from a viewer's perspective, 218 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,319 Speaker 4: and it's that you know, she's on the phone with 219 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,800 Speaker 4: her with her friend who only speaks French, and of 220 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:29,880 Speaker 4: course only Countess Luanne is fluent in French, and so 221 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:32,880 Speaker 4: she was speaking in French talking about her night, and 222 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,079 Speaker 4: so all the girls were saying, oh lu Aanne hooked 223 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,839 Speaker 4: up with Toma's the pirate, and then he was there 224 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,080 Speaker 4: the next day. 225 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:43,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'll tell you what happened there. So of 226 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:46,839 Speaker 2: course I see this hot pirate, right. He wants to 227 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,360 Speaker 2: come and see the house we're in because it's the 228 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,880 Speaker 2: best house in St. Barts, okay, and he wanted to 229 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:54,240 Speaker 2: come with me, of course, so the girls say we're 230 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:57,160 Speaker 2: going home. I go bye. I'm with my Italian friends, 231 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,960 Speaker 2: which I did, have a whole group of friends there, 232 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:02,080 Speaker 2: and ung up with him. The reality is I wanted 233 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:06,480 Speaker 2: to smoke a doobie and he had pots, so who 234 00:11:06,559 --> 00:11:12,079 Speaker 2: has So I bring him to the house. The girls 235 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:15,679 Speaker 2: are all sleeping and we have a party, actually him 236 00:11:15,679 --> 00:11:17,400 Speaker 2: around the house. We go to my room, we have 237 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:21,040 Speaker 2: a little tequila and I said, you gotta go. I 238 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,160 Speaker 2: have the film tomorrow and I have a boyfriend. You 239 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:28,599 Speaker 2: can't stay. So he's like whining, little whining pirate, and 240 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,319 Speaker 2: I said him out of the of the house. I 241 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 2: kicked him out right. It was a car from production 242 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,559 Speaker 2: that took me back to the house with the guy. 243 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,959 Speaker 2: So production knows how I got home. The girls don't know. 244 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:44,200 Speaker 2: They're sleeping, so guess what production goes? Hey as Luna 245 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,280 Speaker 2: got on that side. 246 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,160 Speaker 1: Oh so production, You're saying, darling. 247 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:52,840 Speaker 2: So I wake up in the morning. Now they they 248 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:56,400 Speaker 2: know what's cooking in the kitchen, and I'm like, they 249 00:11:56,559 --> 00:11:59,480 Speaker 2: know no idea. How was you know? How'd you get home? 250 00:11:59,559 --> 00:12:02,439 Speaker 2: I said, well, my Italian friends, but they know otherwise, 251 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,200 Speaker 2: and I don't. I have no idea that they know, right, 252 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,320 Speaker 2: because the production has done that to me. Okay, fair enough, 253 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:12,000 Speaker 2: So I guess who's coming for dinner the next night? Tuma. 254 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,680 Speaker 2: First time ever on house its history. I got caught 255 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,280 Speaker 2: with a mic pack on my back, which I forgot about, 256 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:26,679 Speaker 2: so I called to depart. Come, don't tell them how 257 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,160 Speaker 2: that you were at the house. Basically, you were not 258 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:32,439 Speaker 2: here because I'm trying to protect my boyfriend. I'm in 259 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,960 Speaker 2: love with So I kicked the guy out, and guess 260 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Speaker 2: that they invite him and they grill him, and he's like, 261 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,760 Speaker 2: he has no idea what he's just gotten into. How 262 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,599 Speaker 2: can he navigate all these women? He tries, but he 263 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:47,480 Speaker 2: looks like a liar and we look totally guilty. And 264 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,800 Speaker 2: then guess what he seems with Sonia? 265 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:52,440 Speaker 3: Oh was that in the bushes? 266 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,120 Speaker 2: That's a that's another trip. 267 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:58,240 Speaker 3: That was Mexico. 268 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:11,199 Speaker 2: That was Mexican where we drank all day. Anyway, that's 269 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,400 Speaker 2: the story of the pirate. And guess what, Andy Cohen 270 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,079 Speaker 2: fished him out because now he lives in Miami and 271 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,920 Speaker 2: he cut all his hair off. You would not recognize him. 272 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,840 Speaker 2: And Andy's did you see? No, I didn't see, but. 273 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,839 Speaker 1: So they painted you out to be like that. Well 274 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,320 Speaker 1: I kind of did, yeah, but editing is a motherfucker. 275 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:30,600 Speaker 2: I fucked up. 276 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,280 Speaker 1: Sorry, I had a question about that. Actually, So I 277 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,079 Speaker 1: feel like, no, I have a press conference over here, 278 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,560 Speaker 1: over here, I just. 279 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:43,439 Speaker 2: Sit here all day. I have to go to page 280 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,480 Speaker 2: six next ship my favorite outlet. 281 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,439 Speaker 4: I know, Like, I watched so much Bravo and I 282 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:55,200 Speaker 4: have always had so many questions about production's role. How 283 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,839 Speaker 4: much do we not see of production really calculating some 284 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,480 Speaker 4: of these heights or. 285 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:07,079 Speaker 2: So it's like you go, you don't get invited to 286 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,960 Speaker 2: a party, you're a little upset about it, but you're 287 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,960 Speaker 2: not going to flip out On Housewives. It's exaggerated because 288 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,400 Speaker 2: we're making a TV show. That's what we do making TV, right, 289 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:19,360 Speaker 2: So it's you know, amped up of course, and it's 290 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,960 Speaker 2: our stories. But production likes to say, hey, ask. 291 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:25,320 Speaker 1: Her about that from last night, So they're the lighter 292 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,160 Speaker 1: fluid on the fire. Is any of it actually scripted 293 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:31,000 Speaker 1: or is it more decided? None of it. So when 294 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,720 Speaker 1: we see these things where you know you are feuding 295 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,360 Speaker 1: with Bethany or Bethany's footing with you, that's real. That's 296 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:38,920 Speaker 1: real because some some shit went down last weekend. Oh yeah, yeah, 297 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:40,440 Speaker 1: how are you feeling about that? 298 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:45,360 Speaker 2: You know, I'm feeling good because she really wants to 299 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,360 Speaker 2: clean up this thing that we have. 300 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:51,320 Speaker 1: From what I get, I don't trust her, understandable, especially 301 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:54,160 Speaker 1: because you've the show and she sent her daughter to 302 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,280 Speaker 1: do her dirty work. That's right, and you were nice. 303 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,920 Speaker 2: Daughter, and guess what when we're gonna do She's love 304 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,440 Speaker 2: the girl, by the way, very cute looks just like 305 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,400 Speaker 2: the father, nothing like Bethy. 306 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,560 Speaker 1: Dig dig Sons fired. 307 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:13,800 Speaker 2: It's true. Beautiful girl of course, can be nice to 308 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:18,000 Speaker 2: I don't know, she's twelve or thirteen something. That was it, really, 309 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,760 Speaker 2: And then Emma Roberts came over because she's a fan 310 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,720 Speaker 2: of mine. She's done Exceller franchise and put it out there. 311 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,680 Speaker 2: Oh oh and Roberts, you have to look for it. 312 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:29,440 Speaker 2: She just excell franchise. Okay, So she comes over to 313 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:32,600 Speaker 2: see me, say, hell, first of all, I'm with John Hamm. 314 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:38,800 Speaker 2: You had a hell of a time girlfriend and a 315 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:42,680 Speaker 2: lot of a lot of friends there anyway, So then 316 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:47,160 Speaker 2: she takes pictures me Emma her daughter. You can see them, 317 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,520 Speaker 2: send them to me please. Did not get them? 318 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,720 Speaker 1: Oh she never sent you the pictures, No, because she. 319 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,680 Speaker 2: Had to post them first. Cool. And she also has 320 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,200 Speaker 2: had me blocked in social media. 321 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,920 Speaker 1: What do you think caused the initial block? Do you know, 322 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,440 Speaker 1: like the inciting incident. 323 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:05,040 Speaker 2: Probably from the day that she announced she's not coming 324 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,560 Speaker 2: back to the show. I was like jumping for joy. 325 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,400 Speaker 2: You know what, Bething's really funny. I miss her wit 326 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:17,040 Speaker 2: and I miss those moments we had epic fights because 327 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:21,320 Speaker 2: guess what, it's real, like there's a real feud always 328 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:27,760 Speaker 2: between us, like you fucked everyone. I go, really, am 329 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,080 Speaker 2: I the Kim Katrell of the family of what? 330 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:32,920 Speaker 3: I don't know about it? 331 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,960 Speaker 2: I guess I'm not afraid of her. You see the 332 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:38,280 Speaker 2: other women are afraid of her. I'm not bring it. 333 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:38,720 Speaker 4: You know what? 334 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:41,520 Speaker 2: I love the best? She concedes. I guess life is 335 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,840 Speaker 2: a cabaret. 336 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:44,480 Speaker 3: A hashtag. 337 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,320 Speaker 2: I'm like, m maybe not for you, but it is 338 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:47,600 Speaker 2: for me. 339 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,720 Speaker 1: When it comes to the whole reality rackoning thing that 340 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,360 Speaker 1: she was starting to talk about, what are your thoughts 341 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,160 Speaker 1: on that? Are you glad that it's all coming out there? 342 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,400 Speaker 2: Are you kind of like this is bullshit with her 343 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:01,160 Speaker 2: going after you know reality? Yes, listen, it's a we're 344 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,640 Speaker 2: syndicated worldwide. We don't get residuals. 345 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,280 Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, no we do not. 346 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:09,320 Speaker 2: So she's right there. I love that part. But guess what, 347 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:13,399 Speaker 2: she burned down the house. You don't burn down the 348 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,680 Speaker 2: house where you're trying to do that. 349 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,200 Speaker 1: Also, yeah, absolutely, especially when a ton of other people are. 350 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,119 Speaker 2: Involved, with a lot of respect for that, trying to 351 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:23,119 Speaker 2: help reality stars make more money and do the right thing. 352 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,639 Speaker 2: But she burned down our house Andy and I spoke 353 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:33,000 Speaker 2: about it. Oh, would she say that we are toxic people? 354 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,600 Speaker 1: Do you think she was actually doing it to help 355 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,679 Speaker 1: out reality stars or do you think she was doing 356 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,280 Speaker 1: it because she wanted the attention back on her? 357 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,240 Speaker 2: What do you think? 358 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,800 Speaker 1: What was option B? This whole thing is fascinating to me. 359 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,000 Speaker 1: We know a couple of the housewives from Jersey and 360 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:51,600 Speaker 1: there's obviously drama popping off over there, crazy drama that 361 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,680 Speaker 1: they allegedly might not even be coming back. 362 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I don't like taking down family shit. 363 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:59,560 Speaker 2: We never did that in New York. We thought it 364 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:08,680 Speaker 2: fashion shows, hecklers on the cabaretage, we invited to fucking 365 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,000 Speaker 2: saying barts. Jill had to do the same wherever she 366 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:15,240 Speaker 2: was that she got Scary Island. There's a girls trip 367 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:19,879 Speaker 2: to Scary Island. My girlfriend owns the house they filmed in. 368 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:24,120 Speaker 2: What those are my friends, Darling? They had to rent 369 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,160 Speaker 2: it on the house, So I don't go on the trip. 370 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,480 Speaker 2: It's my daughter's birthday and it's Scary Island, right, And 371 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,760 Speaker 2: Kelly says, I'm going to go, I said, and Jill's 372 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:35,000 Speaker 2: not going either. We are her allies. So she goes 373 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:40,359 Speaker 2: into battle without her troops and she can't take it, 374 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,280 Speaker 2: and because they're going to drive her nuts. But they 375 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:47,240 Speaker 2: bullied her into that. Now, anybody would be very hurt 376 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,280 Speaker 2: and upset. I get it. She looked crazy, but she's 377 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:53,240 Speaker 2: not crazy, you know what I'm saying. But they broke 378 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,400 Speaker 2: her and I was not there to help her out, 379 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:57,480 Speaker 2: and I felt bad about that. 380 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:03,200 Speaker 3: How do you feel about her canceling the wedding two 381 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,120 Speaker 3: days two days before and where you invited? 382 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,359 Speaker 2: She was smurt of the man. I mean, I got 383 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:11,200 Speaker 2: divorced seven months later, so I wish I canceled the 384 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:11,679 Speaker 2: wedding too. 385 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,840 Speaker 1: Did you see it coming? Did you think that was 386 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:16,320 Speaker 1: gonna happen? 387 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,800 Speaker 2: No? No, I did not. No, I did not expect that. 388 00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:20,960 Speaker 2: You got to go to the hockey game after, right, 389 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:25,400 Speaker 2: So I'm like complaining, like, dude, hook me up. You've 390 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:29,080 Speaker 2: got this boyfriend, any single friends that are hot right 391 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:33,320 Speaker 2: and dating? Like, be a good wing man, and then 392 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,280 Speaker 2: call her out for it on that trip and guess what, now, 393 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,480 Speaker 2: she has to take me to the Raindeers game because 394 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,879 Speaker 2: it looks like an asshole the soues. So we go 395 00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,960 Speaker 2: and we're on the jumbo dron and they play the 396 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,800 Speaker 2: scene from the show on the jump on the joh. 397 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,320 Speaker 1: Wait, they played your fight about this on the JumboTron 398 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:51,280 Speaker 1: the game while you're there. 399 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:56,840 Speaker 2: The Rangers people loved it. They loved it. So we're like, 400 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,440 Speaker 2: we're like the stars of the Raindeers game. Here we 401 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,639 Speaker 2: are the housewives. I mean, I mean the stuff we 402 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:05,960 Speaker 2: get to do is mind blowing and the people we 403 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,840 Speaker 2: get to meet. And so she takes me and I 404 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,600 Speaker 2: haven't been to a Rangers game since I don't know 405 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,800 Speaker 2: how many years, and we have the best time. So 406 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,720 Speaker 2: Kelly is now my wing man. I know she's single. 407 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:21,880 Speaker 2: Oh oh, we're just coming. 408 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,520 Speaker 1: So the drama that you guys have it was real, 409 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,719 Speaker 1: but it wasn't deep rooted family. 410 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:31,920 Speaker 2: It was real. Yeah, I don't want Dirk. I went 411 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,200 Speaker 2: good New York, crazy girl. 412 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,680 Speaker 1: Fun fights at a fashion show. It's like my favorite thing. 413 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,920 Speaker 2: And fights, And that was real. She's been saying to 414 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,120 Speaker 2: me forever, I'm going to take you to the Rangers game. 415 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,639 Speaker 2: Guess what never happened? 416 00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:47,119 Speaker 1: So well now we do. 417 00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:50,160 Speaker 2: We're filming TV shows on my bitch, You've never invited 418 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,000 Speaker 2: me to the Rangers game. So you have to hold 419 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,640 Speaker 2: people's feet to the fire. Once a while. 420 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,680 Speaker 1: Diamonds over here taking notes by the way, I think 421 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,440 Speaker 1: all she wanted life on I'm going to write. 422 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,719 Speaker 2: I'm going to write a dating, a book on dating. Oh, 423 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,560 Speaker 2: please do it in this generation. Girls, I can't. Are 424 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,000 Speaker 2: you single? 425 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,960 Speaker 1: I am not, but I would love to hear I 426 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,560 Speaker 1: would I am. 427 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,200 Speaker 2: I'm ready. 428 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,600 Speaker 1: Where do you start dating? Now? What's up? 429 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:18,280 Speaker 2: Well? Dating now today with social media and people on 430 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,600 Speaker 2: their phones. You know they go out, they're on their 431 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:24,080 Speaker 2: phone and they don't talk to people. So put down 432 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:30,160 Speaker 2: the laptops, the iPads and phones. Time for a hall day. Yeah, 433 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:38,240 Speaker 2: life is a caboerray my friends come to my cabouret. 434 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:42,560 Speaker 2: So women have to invite men they were in charge. 435 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,920 Speaker 2: Men are not in charge. Women are in charge. You 436 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,520 Speaker 2: have to have So like the Queen of England, if 437 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,280 Speaker 2: she works up to you, do not put your hand out. 438 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:54,280 Speaker 2: Guess who does it. She does invites you into her space, 439 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,800 Speaker 2: her personal space. So women have to do that. For example, 440 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,879 Speaker 2: you're at a bar, you with three girls, you have 441 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,639 Speaker 2: a table, you're drinking. You see a hot kite the bar. 442 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:07,040 Speaker 2: He's alone. Well, we're not going to go up tomorrow 443 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:10,480 Speaker 2: way now because a lady doesn't do that, and is 444 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,119 Speaker 2: he going to come to the table with three girls? 445 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,040 Speaker 2: Hell no, terrified. So we're going to send a little 446 00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:19,640 Speaker 2: note with the waiter and say please join us for drinks, 447 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:22,400 Speaker 2: and the waiter is gonna go welcome into the cabaret. 448 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,960 Speaker 1: I love that everything is a cabareight. 449 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,440 Speaker 2: And it makes complete sense. I know, my life. 450 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,640 Speaker 1: It's amazing nation. 451 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,400 Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? I just played London six dates, 452 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,760 Speaker 2: I mean killed it and over there. Let me tell 453 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:41,480 Speaker 2: you London loves Loves loves the housewives. I've never been there, 454 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,400 Speaker 2: so it was like I was new fresh meat over 455 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,400 Speaker 2: in London. Oh my god. 456 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,000 Speaker 1: Did you ever think when you started out on this 457 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,360 Speaker 1: journey that it would end up where? Yeah, we gave 458 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:55,240 Speaker 1: you options. We didn't want to. Yeah, get the hydraction back. 459 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:00,840 Speaker 2: I guess who came to see us? Vogue, okay, the 460 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:06,639 Speaker 2: pussy beyond, I mean the star Bridgerton. What's her name? 461 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:12,160 Speaker 2: The star? Yes, she wrote a story Shoes, more shoes, Cavier, 462 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,760 Speaker 2: more shoes. Have you heard it? I have not had. 463 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,960 Speaker 2: She's a star Bridgerton and she's a fan of mine. 464 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,200 Speaker 2: So she comes to meet me in London and she 465 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,520 Speaker 2: writes a song. 466 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,680 Speaker 1: Let's play it Oh my god, are you gonna play 467 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:25,160 Speaker 1: your phone? 468 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,600 Speaker 2: More shoes? Oh you have to listen. It's amazing. She's 469 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:28,119 Speaker 2: doing me. 470 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,320 Speaker 3: You know when real house so I released songs excusively 471 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:39,399 Speaker 3: for it's like my dream job, shoes, yacht caveat more shoes. 472 00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:53,840 Speaker 2: She's good inside fives, inspireworks every single line. She's good, diamonds, 473 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,040 Speaker 2: a game and shoes. 474 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,399 Speaker 3: But still good can be. 475 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,520 Speaker 1: So abridging, that's insane. 476 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,040 Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, you don't know all of fans. 477 00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:11,120 Speaker 2: I mean so Rihanna's watches everything. Oh I love Jennifer Lawrence. 478 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,879 Speaker 2: The list goes on, and now Jennifer Lawrence is what 479 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:14,480 Speaker 2: is she doing? 480 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,240 Speaker 1: She's doing the movie, the a twenty four movie about. 481 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:21,600 Speaker 2: Guess what that's about us? Yeah, Housewives. I better have 482 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,959 Speaker 2: a cameo. Okay, I'm playing you right now, Jennifer Lawrence, 483 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:32,680 Speaker 2: come on, keep on serving count Yes, yes, yes. 484 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,400 Speaker 3: You understand the way that you're making my day. 485 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:39,119 Speaker 4: No, this is my hear My childhood is made from this. 486 00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:51,680 Speaker 2: Like I grew up, I know you, so guess what 487 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:55,440 Speaker 2: My fans are really young like you. So, so this 488 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:57,760 Speaker 2: is how I build my cab ratio, which is I 489 00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,840 Speaker 2: start with a song. That I love personally, that I 490 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,840 Speaker 2: know my fans know because Mommy was listening to the 491 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:07,240 Speaker 2: same song. And then I go, Okay, what is the 492 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,840 Speaker 2: story that I got back in the song? Right? Because 493 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,840 Speaker 2: cabaret is about stories, it's my personal story, like Mary 494 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,600 Speaker 2: f Kill My new tour is about who I'd marry, 495 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,720 Speaker 2: who had f and who I'd kill. Right, Well, I 496 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:23,840 Speaker 2: felt a lot of experience. I've been married, divorced, married again, 497 00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:27,359 Speaker 2: divorced again. But I love men and I'm always in 498 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:31,840 Speaker 2: trouble with a man, always, whether it's a pirate, getting divorced, 499 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:37,720 Speaker 2: falling into a bush over anyway. So I'm inspired for 500 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,920 Speaker 2: my shows because of my life. Really, right, So we 501 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,760 Speaker 2: produce the show ourselves. It's about our lives, and the 502 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:48,840 Speaker 2: cabaret is really it's a It's it is pop culture 503 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:52,879 Speaker 2: meets cabaret meets comedy meets a fashion show. I'm like, 504 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,000 Speaker 2: you know, I'm like Lucille bullshit, do you know what 505 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,639 Speaker 2: I mean? That's what I do. I love it because 506 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:00,520 Speaker 2: I get to Then I go, oh, that's a story 507 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,520 Speaker 2: for that song. And then I picked a Jovanni dress. 508 00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,400 Speaker 2: I feel like, so I sing Tina Turner. 509 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,720 Speaker 4: I feel like you're super empowering and like really confident. 510 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,200 Speaker 2: So my fans are eighty percent women, and then I 511 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:17,480 Speaker 2: have my voice, right yeah, and all my music is 512 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:22,920 Speaker 2: empowering and confident and cool. Baysking the life you want 513 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:27,240 Speaker 2: to live. There's no sympathy, so money can't buy your class. 514 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:32,560 Speaker 2: Elegances learned, my friend, It's all about I try to 515 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,240 Speaker 2: be as inspirational as I can and share my knowledge. 516 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,600 Speaker 2: I'm almost six years old, girls, okay. 517 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:38,760 Speaker 1: And you look amazing. 518 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:42,920 Speaker 3: You better get it again one more time. Come on, 519 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,440 Speaker 3: no bags, no bags, and can we get. 520 00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:49,760 Speaker 1: A moment for these titties? Hello? Hello, take them off. 521 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,120 Speaker 2: Like you've never seen boobs before. 522 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,880 Speaker 1: No, they're amazing, I know, thank you. Okay, So when 523 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,119 Speaker 1: you started all of this, did you ever expect it 524 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:08,760 Speaker 1: was gonna take this turn and this is where you 525 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:09,200 Speaker 1: are now? 526 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:13,399 Speaker 2: No, we got paid ten thousand dollars for the first season, 527 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,640 Speaker 2: the entire season. 528 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,920 Speaker 1: The whole season, whole season. 529 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,880 Speaker 2: That's wild boom. I had no clue. If I saw 530 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,920 Speaker 2: the houseize of Orange County, I would have never done 531 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:26,000 Speaker 2: the show ever. Really, I'm married to a French whiriskrat. 532 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,240 Speaker 2: No wow, I was sold on Manhattan Moms. 533 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,399 Speaker 1: Oh I was going to ask you what was the 534 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,080 Speaker 1: origin of this? So it was just, Hey, we're gonna 535 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:34,800 Speaker 1: follow you around. 536 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,000 Speaker 2: I see chills here in at the party hot. So 537 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,600 Speaker 2: I'm with my I'm with my nieces at the screening 538 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,600 Speaker 2: of Michael Moore's movie called Siko with Tommy Hill figure 539 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,920 Speaker 2: and his wife were friends of mine. So I'm there 540 00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:49,240 Speaker 2: at the screening and I see a guy buying shots 541 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:53,480 Speaker 2: for my nieces. I'm like, who is that guy? So 542 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:58,320 Speaker 2: go over and I'm Bobby. You want to? Yes, I'll 543 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,439 Speaker 2: take a shot too. I'm gonna give a twin thrilled 544 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:04,280 Speaker 2: to shot I want to? And then who walks over? Hi, 545 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:09,760 Speaker 2: I'm Jill Zerin Till Zerin. I'm like, all right, I've 546 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,919 Speaker 2: never seen anything like it in my life. I was enthralled, 547 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,440 Speaker 2: you know why, because I love people that are real. 548 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,720 Speaker 2: I like posers, I like real people, and she's the 549 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,520 Speaker 2: real deal. And I'm doing a TV show you should 550 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,280 Speaker 2: be on. Okay. So that's how it happened, and I 551 00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,440 Speaker 2: got the house. It came to me. I didn't search 552 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,200 Speaker 2: for it came to me. 553 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:33,480 Speaker 3: Roney itself is my comfort show. I watch it every 554 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,440 Speaker 3: night to go to sleep, and I wonder if you do, 555 00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:36,840 Speaker 3: I swear to god she does. 556 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:40,240 Speaker 1: She can off like episode numbers. You should see what 557 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:40,680 Speaker 1: she sent me. 558 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:41,240 Speaker 3: It's crazy. 559 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,120 Speaker 2: Our show is the best. 560 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:49,560 Speaker 3: There is nothing that you know what why because we were. 561 00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:54,080 Speaker 2: Real friends that is not thrown together. We knew each 562 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:55,440 Speaker 2: other well true. 563 00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:01,040 Speaker 3: Out of all the seasons, what would your favorite in 564 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,240 Speaker 3: the moment, do you remember a season that was like, yes, 565 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,520 Speaker 3: you had so much fun? 566 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,720 Speaker 2: What season Marrakesh season four? Grandmost got killed on a 567 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,040 Speaker 2: camel hitting. 568 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:14,760 Speaker 3: Coming down the stairs. 569 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,160 Speaker 1: That is one of the best. 570 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,720 Speaker 2: Go back to the Count that you came from. 571 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:23,680 Speaker 1: Monster shoes, no idea what they're talking about. These are 572 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,080 Speaker 1: some of her most iconic lines. 573 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:29,120 Speaker 2: So then she is those are Louis vtone shoes and 574 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,680 Speaker 2: I go, well, even Louis Vutone makes mistakes. Yep. 575 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,680 Speaker 3: One time the fans like me, yeah, hobby Bee, yeah. 576 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:43,200 Speaker 2: Yeah baby all I wanted in to say that to 577 00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,240 Speaker 2: me and I actually wait wait. The best part for 578 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,880 Speaker 2: me was because I've been to a Marakesh many times 579 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 2: because I used to live in Europe and my husband, 580 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,719 Speaker 2: the Count was a rally driver, so you had an 581 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,200 Speaker 2: as like the one the dB six that's in bond, 582 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,520 Speaker 2: so he was driving it across the Atlas Mountains doing 583 00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,720 Speaker 2: a were you know, a car rally with classic car 584 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:08,160 Speaker 2: enthusiasts with that. So I went to America many times 585 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,160 Speaker 2: and was like, we're in a third world country. I'm like, 586 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:16,760 Speaker 2: no ship, dumbass. I mean, I love her, but she's 587 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:22,040 Speaker 2: Jill Zarran in the suk with the fanny pack. Well, 588 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,480 Speaker 2: you're this is an America right there. We had this 589 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:29,000 Speaker 2: ca We had some crazy, crazy moments that that was 590 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,680 Speaker 2: my favorite trip. I was the hostess. Do you think 591 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,840 Speaker 2: this is the Plaza Hotel? This is Morocco? 592 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,640 Speaker 1: Morocco began to attack you like these two do you 593 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:37,520 Speaker 1: invite it? 594 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:38,360 Speaker 2: Does it get old? 595 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:38,840 Speaker 1: Sometimes? 596 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,640 Speaker 2: Never? Never, never, because you know what, I'll be walking 597 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,719 Speaker 2: down the street, I'll be in the airport and I'm 598 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,840 Speaker 2: just I'm low right, so I'm walking around and then 599 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:49,600 Speaker 2: people are like and I goes, oh shit, I forgot. 600 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,720 Speaker 2: That's why I'm kind of a celebrity and this. You know, 601 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,480 Speaker 2: Simon Donan, who's married to Jonathan Adler, said to me, 602 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,520 Speaker 2: and he was very good friends with Mary Kate also 603 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:08,960 Speaker 2: who was married to the French president's brother, Olivier. He 604 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:13,680 Speaker 2: said to me, you know, lou Simon Donan, you're the 605 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,080 Speaker 2: right kind of fame. You're famous enough, but you're not 606 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:21,160 Speaker 2: too famous. And I like that. Listen. I was a nurse. 607 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,960 Speaker 2: I used to you know, tag a lot of toes, 608 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,640 Speaker 2: beard a lot of people. I mean, I was rough, 609 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:29,320 Speaker 2: and so guess what. Every day I walked out and 610 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:34,680 Speaker 2: I worked on a traumatic brain injury unit, suction people's 611 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,800 Speaker 2: throats at night. It was rough. I walk in the 612 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,920 Speaker 2: morning and go, I can get out into a car 613 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,760 Speaker 2: and they can drive away. They couldn't do that. So 614 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,880 Speaker 2: every day is gift to me, and I don't. I 615 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,160 Speaker 2: really am not that person. It seems like I'm very 616 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:54,240 Speaker 2: down to earth. They build up the count's character on 617 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,800 Speaker 2: the show every chance they got. Let's use the Countess 618 00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,360 Speaker 2: club because they're building a character, right, It's a part 619 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,240 Speaker 2: of who I am. For sure, I am a countess. 620 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:06,959 Speaker 2: I speak several languages. I have two kids from marriage. 621 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,560 Speaker 2: Do you know the history of deviceps? 622 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,920 Speaker 1: Now, I believe that's your family. They created the sus Canal. 623 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:15,280 Speaker 2: That's right, which is the only man in the world 624 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:20,200 Speaker 2: that parted two sees, Suez and Panama. Right, it's incredible, Right, 625 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,240 Speaker 2: and then guess what he was so important in France 626 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,400 Speaker 2: that he was given the task of giving this statue 627 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,320 Speaker 2: of liberty to America. So if you go to a 628 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,520 Speaker 2: statue of the Red, which New Yorkers don't do, I've 629 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,880 Speaker 2: never been there. I've been there. But if you go, 630 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,080 Speaker 2: there's Della steps everywhere. I mean I didn't. I didn't 631 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:44,120 Speaker 2: get the title from a cracker Jack's box. It's part 632 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,680 Speaker 2: of my history, and I'm very proud of that history. 633 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,320 Speaker 2: And I have two children from that history. So in 634 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,040 Speaker 2: my son's account, by the way, So if you're single, 635 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:56,800 Speaker 2: I might have took you up high and hot r 636 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:57,520 Speaker 2: on Instagram. 637 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,320 Speaker 1: Set me up and Celia just petehst eat. Thanks a lot, 638 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,120 Speaker 1: Thanks a lot. We've messed the studio. 639 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:03,560 Speaker 3: Before you go. 640 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, it wouldn't be. 641 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,680 Speaker 3: Mary f kill Ish unless we played the game with you. 642 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,080 Speaker 2: Oh, let's do it doing color photos. 643 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:13,960 Speaker 3: Stepping it up for the contest. 644 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,560 Speaker 2: You should do that, pop up pictures images of the 645 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,680 Speaker 2: people that we because we play Mary f kill on 646 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:20,120 Speaker 2: my show. 647 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,440 Speaker 1: You should. We played here all the time. It's so fun. 648 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,440 Speaker 2: I love it. So we should pop up images and 649 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,560 Speaker 2: write that down, Roger, write down we have. 650 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:34,239 Speaker 3: Is what Tom sandabal hot right here? 651 00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,360 Speaker 2: I cannot I like to play. 652 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,760 Speaker 3: So someone you already know, Harry Dubin. 653 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:42,960 Speaker 2: Okay, got you? 654 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:45,440 Speaker 3: Or Wilson? 655 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:52,720 Speaker 2: Who's that? Well, I'm definitely in the fun sound of 656 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:56,000 Speaker 2: all because he's hot and he's a cheater, so he's 657 00:33:56,040 --> 00:34:00,720 Speaker 2: perfect for me. Is that m cougar Harry Duban? You 658 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,920 Speaker 2: know I'm going to kill him? Oh wow, So I 659 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:03,880 Speaker 2: guess I'm marrying that guy. 660 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:06,320 Speaker 1: She killed herr. 661 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:14,120 Speaker 2: Jesse seven. Hey Wes, we're gonna get married darling. All right. 662 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,640 Speaker 1: Last question for all the Bravo fans. 663 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,120 Speaker 2: Are you to at the bathroom? 664 00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:17,400 Speaker 3: Okay? 665 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,680 Speaker 1: I mean you have? You have really hydrated yourself with 666 00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:21,359 Speaker 1: all the drinks here. 667 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,960 Speaker 2: I appreciate that I had to hydrate today. 668 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,920 Speaker 1: When it comes to Bravo Con twenty twenty five, are 669 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,560 Speaker 1: you going to be there? Do you have plans to 670 00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:27,920 Speaker 1: be there? 671 00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,320 Speaker 2: Listen? You know I crossed that bridge. When I crossed 672 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,080 Speaker 2: the bridge, you know, yes, why wouldn't I. 673 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,839 Speaker 1: Not be Okay? I think people are gonna be very 674 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,359 Speaker 1: bad about I went. 675 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:43,359 Speaker 2: You know this last year? Was this year or last year? Yeah? 676 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,400 Speaker 2: In Vegas was so much fun. I want to go 677 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:49,880 Speaker 2: to the sphere and see the Eagles. Digit is my 678 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 Speaker 2: favorite bath I hope too, and I hope they do 679 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:53,799 Speaker 2: it again in Vegas because it was a great time. 680 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:54,640 Speaker 2: Really good. 681 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,880 Speaker 1: You're a great time, I am. This has been probably 682 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,400 Speaker 1: one of the most fun interviews that we've had on 683 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,920 Speaker 1: the podcast has some really fun and stuff, but I 684 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,880 Speaker 1: don't think I've ever seen someone's booths before in here. 685 00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:06,040 Speaker 2: So girls, I could do this all day with me. 686 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,279 Speaker 1: Or thank you so much. 687 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,520 Speaker 2: You're so welcome, and don't forget to tell people where 688 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,160 Speaker 2: to get their cabaret tickets. Tell them right now, Countess 689 00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:15,879 Speaker 2: luand dot com. 690 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,640 Speaker 1: I'll counts dot com down. Yeah, I think you're gonna 691 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:21,439 Speaker 1: see three people keeping streaming things in the crowd. 692 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,880 Speaker 2: Thank you, God, thank you. 693 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:24,399 Speaker 1: You are the best.