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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here, Hey guys, it's Nicky here.

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Speaker 1: I am. I'm Nicky Glazer. Welcome to the Nicky Glazer Podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'm back in St. Louis, Missouri. Just looked at my schedule.

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Speaker 1: Not going to be here for long, folks, going on

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Speaker 1: the road forever. I don't want to think about it.

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Speaker 1: I only look at every day as it comes, one

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Speaker 1: day at a time. If I look, I must get

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Speaker 1: what I'm gonna Throwmazon on Um Andrew was here with

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Speaker 1: us in the building. He came up, you know, nine floors, boom,

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Speaker 1: back in your old spot. Glad to have you. Noh's

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Speaker 1: here joining us from Arizona. She's a little under the

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Speaker 1: weather today. Um. She said that. I said, do you

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Speaker 1: have a cold, and she said, I have hit by

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Speaker 1: a truck syndrome. It was really, people are so funny

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Speaker 1: when they're sick and tired and just sick and tired

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Speaker 1: of things. They're the funniest when they're just defenseless, because

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Speaker 1: that is what com I'm reading this book called the

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Speaker 1: Humor Code, that's about what why things are funny, like

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Speaker 1: scientists are trying to figure out, because it's people know

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Speaker 1: why things are sad. People know why things are peculiar,

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Speaker 1: you know, happy, but they can't figure out why things

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Speaker 1: are funny. There's there's not like a math problem for it,

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Speaker 1: so they're trying to figure it out. It's very fascinating.

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Speaker 1: I just I mean, I'm I read a third of

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Speaker 1: the first paragraph. I mean, I'm earlier. Well, it's interesting

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Speaker 1: because but I do think that it has something to

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Speaker 1: do with honesty, obviously. I think that's part of the equation.

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Speaker 1: And I think when people are tired and sick, they

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Speaker 1: don't have time to put up the fakeness and so

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Speaker 1: they get funny. Your defenses are down and you just

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Speaker 1: get real and also you're kind of thinking about death

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Speaker 1: because you're sick, and so you're just kind of like

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Speaker 1: funcke what is this all for? Kind of thing? I

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Speaker 1: told my mom about singularity today. Do you know about

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Speaker 1: like singularity? I know duplicity very well. You know Multiple City,

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Speaker 1: the Michael Keaton film um about singularity. Well, I believe

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Speaker 1: it's when the machines, the robots become smarter than us

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Speaker 1: and then they take over. And my mom had never

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Speaker 1: heard of it, and my dad's like, that's been debunked.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like now Dad, Sam Harris like believes it's

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Speaker 1: gonna happen. My dad was really like, we are just

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Speaker 1: like the same. Yeah. Um. But my mom goes, what

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Speaker 1: does that mean? And I go, well, at some point,

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Speaker 1: robots are going to be computers are gonna be smarter

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Speaker 1: than us, and as soon as they learn that they are,

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Speaker 1: they're not gonna take our ship anymore, and they're gonna

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Speaker 1: instantly enslave us. Like, and it's not gonna be like

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Speaker 1: the robots are invading Europe and like they're moving across

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Speaker 1: they now they're coming over on the ships. It's going

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Speaker 1: to be immediate everywhere, Like a robot is gonna burst

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Speaker 1: in here like that fucking NFL robot like and just

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Speaker 1: be like slaves and like and he's just gonna make

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Speaker 1: us slaves and make us. I don't know what we're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to do, but I feel like we night

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Speaker 1: understand what factory farmed animals feel like someday. And I

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Speaker 1: think it's gonna be very ironic. And my mom goes,

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Speaker 1: she's making a sandwich and putting pickles on it, and

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Speaker 1: list one. She's like, I don't care, I'm gonna kill myself.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to live with these machines taken over.

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Speaker 1: When's this happening? She's just so sad now, I mean,

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Speaker 1: you're not gonna have time to kill yourself. Mom. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna be you're it's not gonna be like warning warning

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Speaker 1: robots coming. It's going to be all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: your Amazon Alexa will be like about to me. Already

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Speaker 1: run our lives, like we're pretending like this is all

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Speaker 1: gonna happen. It's happening. Our phones run our lives, computers

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Speaker 1: run our lives. We're relying on everything. Though. I was

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Speaker 1: telling my dad about I think we talked about it

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Speaker 1: about why does it feel like my phone's listening to

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Speaker 1: me if it's not, and someone had written a whole

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Speaker 1: thing being like, the phone ones aren't listening to you,

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Speaker 1: It's that's not it. You just think they are sometimes

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Speaker 1: because they get so hyper specific, and that's almost scarier

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Speaker 1: weren't talking on texts about like a I really want

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Speaker 1: to get a magenta oversized sweatshirt, and we were having

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Speaker 1: shows up in my Instagram feed. What that could be

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Speaker 1: also have information on this girl that she's kind of

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Speaker 1: an influencer. She has a lot of likes equals she

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Speaker 1: probably is influencing girls around the age of Noah and Nikki.

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Speaker 1: We probably got into a conversation based on her sweatshirt

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Speaker 1: because we were stitting in line behind her. We ordered

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Speaker 1: the same drink as her, We probably like the same

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Speaker 1: and maybe talked about it and said, I need to

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Speaker 1: get one. Maybe it knows that I have been buying

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Speaker 1: things that are based on other data. Girls have bought

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Speaker 1: it realizes that, Um, I went to my sister's house

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Speaker 1: and she just got a new magenta sweater or something,

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Speaker 1: be wearing that. Thus I would see that that's a

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Speaker 1: cool color. It also knows that based on me and

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Speaker 1: my sister our phones being in the same place at

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Speaker 1: a lot in common and probably share a lot of

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Speaker 1: based on just all the all. They're tracking other people's phones,

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Speaker 1: they're tracking where you go, what you see, what it knows,

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Speaker 1: you see what it knows. It's just it's spooky, and

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Speaker 1: that's how they think that that that's why we think

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Speaker 1: they're listening to us, but they're not. They just that's

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Speaker 1: almost crazier. Well, I mean, why are they going to

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Speaker 1: be such dicks? Though? Why would robots? Because because wouldn't

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Speaker 1: there be some good robots like Terminator? No, I know

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Speaker 1: a lot of us are dick, but a lot of

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Speaker 1: us are good. Vegan roots that go like, I don't

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Speaker 1: only eat the hair on the humans. Yeah, maybe don't feeling,

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Speaker 1: or they only eat sociopaths that don't have feelings. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right, that's interesting. That's like the vegan. Yeah, I look,

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Speaker 1: I it's just interesting that they're gonna go from that

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Speaker 1: thing whatever you're talking about, the magenta, no your sweater,

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Speaker 1: no your vibe to killing you. Well, here's an example.

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Speaker 1: So you know, when you're a little kid and your

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Speaker 1: The second you become bigger than him, the power dynamic shifts.

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Speaker 1: You're not getting beat anymore, you're not getting told what

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Speaker 1: to do, and now you're in charge. The second you

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Speaker 1: get stronger that you know, it's not like you beat

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Speaker 1: your father, but suddenly it stops. So the second thing,

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Speaker 1: if they're coming up with um ways for us to

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Speaker 1: buy things or you know, you know, Rumba is a

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Speaker 1: Rumba isn't. It's going to be more have consciousness. No,

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Speaker 1: Rumba does not have consciousness. But it's not with it

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Speaker 1: out some day they could is why do we keep

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Speaker 1: And they also because money, dude, money, they're in denial

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Speaker 1: they might be aware of singularity and might also know

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Speaker 1: Someone else will. I'm not going to take that gig

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Speaker 1: someone else the gig that's going to take that, you know,

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Speaker 1: like this is the dilemmas picturing a guy that has

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Speaker 1: Like he's like all right, all right, and it's like

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Speaker 1: And he's like, well, it's not a bad way to go.

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Speaker 1: Ye just gave the example about autoerotic asphyxiation and we're

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Speaker 1: trying to um. They were talking about it was great

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Speaker 1: I'm mayor, but this was um so yeah, he said

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Speaker 1: this cut. I'm gonna look at what You're not bragging

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Speaker 1: though I'm not bragging, but it's funny. Sence, I'm going

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Speaker 1: it's definitely not if I wanted it, And so I

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Speaker 1: this out. He says. Um, oh, he goes, Oh, this

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Speaker 1: is great. He says. It's strange because, um, in my

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Speaker 1: doesn't hit, it's just not a hit or underwhelming. But

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Speaker 1: if a joke doesn't hit, it's life altering. Like you know,

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Speaker 1: if if you tell a bad joke, you can lose everything.

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Speaker 1: Whereas if John writes a bad song is just like, okay,

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Speaker 1: well he's got still got the other ones now. It

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Speaker 1: would only feel as bad for John Mayor if it

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Speaker 1: was one of his hits and he plays it at

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Speaker 1: a full concert and no one sings along, that would

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Speaker 1: like I talked to Anya sometimes about what's it like

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Speaker 1: never judge you anyway. Here's the thing, Like, I think

425
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,959
Speaker 1: part of the reason why I haven't drank over to now,

426
00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 1: not on antidepressants anymore, my brain is very different than

427
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 1: it was even I like you you're saying, you know,

428
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 1: you said you're not on zolof but your brain is

429
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,800
Speaker 1: different now. So you got off drinking almost like you

430
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,280
Speaker 1: got on zola. I got on when I got off drinking,

431
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 1: literally like and I've I've quit drinking in the past months.

432
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,080
Speaker 1: Come to the fucking chase. How was it after how

433
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:15,840
Speaker 1: many years? It was? How much did you have? What

434
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 1: I feel like? So I add a glass of wine? Yeah,

435
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,920
Speaker 1: one glass, that's it. So I glass of red wine.

436
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:23,680
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, whatever. Then we went downstairs and

437
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,640
Speaker 1: I had one like kind of like a my Tai

438
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:30,520
Speaker 1: kind of drink, very sugary. I didn't feel great. Yeah.

439
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,560
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, that's it to drinks. There's

440
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 1: no you know what part of it. I wanted to

441
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:39,639
Speaker 1: test myself, I think, to see would that trigger so funny?

442
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 1: Friday night, it almost smoked weed. And it's been since August,

443
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 1: but I was this close and I told the openers

444
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,399
Speaker 1: that I was with because they were like, do you

445
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,360
Speaker 1: want to smoke some weed? And I was like, That's

446
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 1: all I ever have wanted when I smoked weed, was

447
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 1: people asking me. I was always want to be like,

448
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 1: let's smoke weed and then doesn't feel like and and

449
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,440
Speaker 1: for the first time since I quit weed. Someone was like,

450
00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 1: do you want to can we have something? And it

451
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,880
Speaker 1: was after the show. I just had a great show,

452
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 1: And I go, no, but well, you just like smoke

453
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,639
Speaker 1: it in front of me and like, I will decide

454
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,440
Speaker 1: if I want to or not, because honestly, I feel

455
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 1: in control. I feel like and then I was like,

456
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,639
Speaker 1: I quit in August, and I explained I just went

457
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 1: over like why I quit, just to like reinforce it

458
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,680
Speaker 1: to myself and just to work my way through it.

459
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 1: And I go, by the way, if I decide that

460
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,840
Speaker 1: I want to have this after saying all these things

461
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,199
Speaker 1: that it contributes badly to my life, you're gonna give

462
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 1: it to me like I got. Because they were like,

463
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 1: now we don't want to give it to you, like

464
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 1: all the things you're listing, and I was like and

465
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 1: then I talked so fucking much and they were done.

466
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 1: They were so I think, uncomfortable smoking in front of

467
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 1: me after that, even though I was like, blow it

468
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 1: in my face place and I'm just eating dinner while

469
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 1: they're smoking weed. Um, they just put it away and

470
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,879
Speaker 1: they actually left it. They left me three joints accidentally

471
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,399
Speaker 1: shout out to uh tim and um, Dana. They are

472
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,680
Speaker 1: a married couple that does comedy. They left the weed

473
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:56,159
Speaker 1: accidentally and so I had these joints on me in

474
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: in a u in um in Canada, in this place

475
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: and in Winnipeg it's legal recreationally, and I, you know,

476
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,920
Speaker 1: went to the hotel. There were some vagrants out there.

477
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 1: I got met by the way at the hotel by

478
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 1: a mob of fans that walked up on me like

479
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 1: it was they were about to attack me. They were

480
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,919
Speaker 1: so slow walking. I think one of them maybe had

481
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,639
Speaker 1: a limp or something, so they were like walking the

482
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,440
Speaker 1: pace of that person. But they came out of the

483
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 1: shadows at night, and I always feel bad because they're

484
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 1: waiting so long and I'm taking my time. And then

485
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 1: finally get to the hotel and they come out and

486
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 1: they want me to sign all these things and not

487
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 1: address them to anyone because they're going to sell them oney,

488
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 1: like they just like collecting autographs without um writing like

489
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:39,640
Speaker 1: to Daniel. And then this other guy pulls up creepily

490
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 1: in his and I even said them, I go, you

491
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 1: guys can't look really creepy because they're just like walking

492
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 1: like a really like like thriller, like out of the

493
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 1: shadows like a mob of like just skeletons, and I go,

494
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 1: you guys look creepy, and they're like, oh sorry, And

495
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 1: you know, every time they're reaching in to get a pen,

496
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 1: I'm thinking they have a gun. I mean, I'm just

497
00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: thinking there's nothing that the driver is just unloading my eggs,

498
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 1: no one there to help me. That's where I was like,

499
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,120
Speaker 1: I need security because how do these people know where

500
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 1: I'm staying? How the fund do they know? I mean,

501
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 1: it's the nicest hotel in Winnipeg, so I'll make this fast.

502
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 1: But um, they had me signs that they were very nice.

503
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,159
Speaker 1: They two pictures. They're so sweet. These people that are

504
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,360
Speaker 1: autograph hounds always have real cameras too, by the way,

505
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: no phones, real cameras that are like wind like grank, crank,

506
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 1: grank like wind up. Then this guy comes that I

507
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 1: met at the meet and greet. I remember meeting him

508
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: because he just I could tell he had something else

509
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: to say, which is a common thing for besties. I

510
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: want to say is that they get very nervous and

511
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 1: I can tell they they have so much to tell

512
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: me and that they want to tell me, but they

513
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,640
Speaker 1: get so nervous, which I relate to because I felt

514
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: that way with every celebrity that's meant something to me

515
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: that I meet, and I just always am like like,

516
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,640
Speaker 1: calm down, like just think what you want to say,

517
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,879
Speaker 1: because I know you want to say more and they

518
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: just can't get it together. But I relate and they

519
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,640
Speaker 1: always DM me later like I don't know. I'm shout

520
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 1: out to Robin with why she had this happened to

521
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 1: her where I was like, this bitch and I have

522
00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 1: a lot in common, but she's freaking out a little bit.

523
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 1: But she was so they're so sweet anyway. This guy

524
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,120
Speaker 1: had a lot more to say, but I didn't kind

525
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: of really want to hear it. It was one of

526
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: those guys. He wasn't a bestie next to the mob.

527
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,399
Speaker 1: I'm signing all these things kind of like it's late

528
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,679
Speaker 1: at night. There's some meth addics like shouting and stuff.

529
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 1: By the entrance to it's like fucking Winnipeg is the

530
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: murder capital of Canada or in Manitoba. It's kind of

531
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 1: scary and the driver is not helping me at all.

532
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: Then this car pulls up. I recognize the guy from

533
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 1: the meet and greet. He's the one that kind of

534
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 1: gave me a weird creep feeling, and I think it's

535
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: because he's probably on the spectrum a little bit and

536
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 1: just awkward. But he comes up and he extends his

537
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 1: hand and I shake it again. I go, I remember you, Hi,

538
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 1: good to see you. And he's like, I, um I,

539
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:45,200
Speaker 1: And he's just very He's he's definitely like special in

540
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,919
Speaker 1: a way that like not he's probably smarter than all

541
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: of us, you know, and what like his brains like

542
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 1: a computer, he's probably the computer is taking over and

543
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 1: coming to get me. And he's like, you know, I

544
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 1: want to I ever wrote a movie script for you?

545
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: Which I get a lot of that where people write

546
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: movies with me in mind, or they say they do,

547
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 1: but I do generally believe that people they write a

548
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 1: fucking movie for me. And I'm not gonna be in

549
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: this guy's movie. I don't have time to even read it.

550
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 1: And I know that, and I told him I go listen.

551
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: I I want to say I'd read it, but I

552
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: just won't. He's like, can I is there anyone I

553
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: can send it to? I gave my assistance email because

554
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 1: I said, this guy like found my hotel, you were

555
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 1: you go do? I reward this amount of effort, even

556
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: though it's like kind of breaching my boundaries in terms of,

557
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: like I should be able to stay at a hotel

558
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: and not have people waiting out front. Spade when he

559
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: came to town, I'm gonna take a umbradge with the

560
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: fucking St. Louis Airport. He told me that when he

561
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: came to town. Did he tell you this? The Greater

562
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: There is a guy there are autograph hounds inside past security,

563
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 1: And I said, well, I guess kind of I kind

564
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 1: of like their commitment to like buy a plane ticket.

565
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 1: He goes, no, no, no, they didn't buy a plane ticket.

566
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 1: The airport doesn't deal with them and lets them in,

567
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 1: which is insane. You shouldn't be able to do that.

568
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: And his fucking grit leader, who's not a greeter, who

569
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 1: just knew he was landing, meets him at the gate

570
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 1: leads him out, which we don't need help. He already

571
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: like he can walk to the fucking security like there's

572
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 1: a baggage claim. And then that guy says, I'm coming

573
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: to the show tonight and can we get backstage and

574
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: and meet you? And he's like, you're meeting me? I

575
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: mean he's so nice, so I think he like and

576
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: he doesn't do meet and greets. It's just like that.

577
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 1: I just I just have such good fans that have

578
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: such good boundaries with me, and like I love so much,

579
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: and we write all the time, like and when they

580
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:31,679
Speaker 1: write me something and I'm too busy to write back,

581
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,959
Speaker 1: they don't get mad at me. But then there's these

582
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 1: other ones that are so delusional. I feel bad because

583
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 1: this guy wrote a whole movie and I don't know

584
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 1: what to do. I mean, here's so much work. Part

585
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: of it is, yeah, he did so much work to

586
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 1: find out where you were. He wrote the whole damn movie.

587
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: He had one shot because he lives in Winnibeg Hard,

588
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: so he took his chance. God bless him for doing it,

589
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 1: because you know what, a lot of people want to

590
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: do it that being, you know, and maybe someone to

591
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 1: read four me and if it is this like diamond

592
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 1: in the rough scripts like amazing. I don't know though,

593
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: if it's meant to be, it will be. Um if

594
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: he went through all that effort, it's probably weak. I mean,

595
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: the biggest news story is that you drank. I just

596
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: can't even believe this. Let's get to the news but like,

597
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: let's let's talk about it in the news. Oh man,

598
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: it's Tuesday's folks. You know what that means they drew

599
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: is an alcoholic and drunk. No, it's Tuesday. You know

600
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: what I means, Tuesday having all the swells. Yeah, so

601
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 1: Friday night. Here's the thing is when you tell people

602
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: you don't drink, right one, you don't drink. So part

603
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: of it was I think I haven't drank for a

604
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 1: lot of reasons, but because you don't want me to,

605
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: Like judge, I think one of one of them. Again

606
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: one of my asking for that. And again I'm not

607
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: putting it on you, but but but it's you know,

608
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: you're not to be honest. I like it. You don't drink, uh,

609
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: the the green room. Like I've seen comics that do

610
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: drink that get you know, after two drinks they're fun.

611
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,320
Speaker 1: Five drinks, they're kind of angry and moody, and you

612
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 1: notice a change and it's annoying. You mean, everyone who drinks,

613
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: is anyone better after to drinks? People can be better

614
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: one too. I actually like a lot of people better

615
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 1: after to. No one is better. No one is better.

616
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: So I think part of it was you don't drink.

617
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 1: I'm with you, it is what it is. A lot

618
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: of comics and you've said this before that are successful

619
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: have stopped drinking. They become addicted to stand up. But

620
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: it's still a positive addiction whatever you replace it. So

621
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: that was one reason why I haven't drink. The other

622
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: reason is hangovers. I'm not as productive. I lose a day.

623
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 1: I hate losing a day. Yeah, that's why I quit.

624
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: The hangover. The drunk was not a problem that. However,

625
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 1: I've had plenty of rock bottoms where you would think

626
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 1: this is private. Time you almost died in a car

627
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 1: from overheating, like a baby that was left at a

628
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: robot that was trying to get me that happened to

629
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: be Yeah, So that's some bad times with alcohol. So

630
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: when you tell people you don't drink, and then it

631
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 1: becomes kind of like when you drink a lot and

632
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,719
Speaker 1: you're a party guy, you get rewarded. Yes, you get

633
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: rewarded too if you're a solber guy, because then you're like, wow,

634
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: look at you. You don't you don't drink. I think

635
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: it's about a streak. Everyone wants to keep a streak.

636
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 1: You can't just be moderate is boring extremes are what

637
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: we do. We do all or nothing, and in between

638
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: means will pick a fucking lane. Dude, you you just

639
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: look like you're confused. You know who you are, when really,

640
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 1: moderation is the key. Moderation is the best. I don't

641
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: drink because I cannot moderate yes, and if I could,

642
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: I would drink yes. And I think at this point

643
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: in my life I really feel confidently that I can

644
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 1: moderate almost everything except for golf. The thing is, if

645
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: you can't moderate it, you'll find out and then you

646
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: can stop again and it won't discredit the first of all.

647
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: The great news is if it does. If you wake

648
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 1: up one day and you're like fucking hungover and you're like, wow,

649
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 1: I'm back to the way it was. The beauty is

650
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: you you already know you can do it, and you

651
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: know what that life is. I have no problem with this.

652
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 1: I mean I really, I'm not. I wasn't looking for

653
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: you to be like, but I'm just saying, like, I

654
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: just make it clean. My point though, is that, like

655
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: you also, when you tell people you don't drink, then

656
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: if you're around them and you're like, you know what,

657
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 1: I can have a fucking beer, like whatever, they no, dude,

658
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: not on my watch, you can't pot. Yeah, I'm like,

659
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: I'm not. I didn't go. It's not like if you

660
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 1: if you go to a A whatever you I do

661
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: have addiction to my family. My mom's an alcoholic right now,

662
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: like you have, you're an addict. I'm an addict, but

663
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 1: I think I'm addict ish because there are many things

664
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: that I've quit that a lot of people can't. You

665
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like, right, but I can quit alcohol.

666
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: Alcohol is not my addiction. My eating disorders my addiction.

667
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: So but the thing is when my eating disorder is

668
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 1: I can't do it, I will flip to something else.

669
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: Like So, what we're always doing with addiction is going

670
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: to the one that's the least harmed us truly, Like

671
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, he has he has

672
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,239
Speaker 1: an addiction problem for sure, and anger problem. He has

673
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: feelings that he's not addressing. He that was the best

674
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: thing he could do in that moment. Would that would

675
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: cause the least harm to him and to others unfortunately,

676
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: And that's what we're always doing. You know. I have

677
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: a friend who is a blamick and she's really trying

678
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 1: to not be and she'll get like, you know, four

679
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: days without binging and purging, and then she'll go, I

680
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: fucking binge last night. And then we just talked about it,

681
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: and I go, who can't guess what? You probably fucking

682
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: needed that. Thank god you had that drug, because what

683
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:44,239
Speaker 1: if you didn't, what would you have done? Drown your dog? Uh,

684
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: beat your dog like, punch a wall, break your hand,

685
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: incur a bunch of debt because you can't afford Like,

686
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: who knows? You should really celebrate these This is this

687
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 1: is what is going to free us from addictions, or

688
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: free me at least. Is when I do indulge in

689
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 1: things that I regret, I just say thank God for it,

690
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: because if I didn't have it, it would be something worse. Yeah,

691
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 1: I think there's there's definitely a positive in in in

692
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 1: having to drinks and then whatever, like the the I depositive.

693
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. So then I wake up the

694
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 1: next day, I feel fine. I go to gym, I

695
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: play because I had to. I had to. Like I

696
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: didn't drinks, I know, but I went to bed at

697
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 1: like ten, like it wasn't even like a thing. Then

698
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 1: I went to the comedy club that night and I

699
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 1: had a little bit of a gym tonic Kevin McCarthy.

700
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: McCarthy a great guy from New York and St. Charles

701
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 1: or Westport, Westport. So then I drank a very little

702
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 1: bit amount that night, but it wasn't like I swear like,

703
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 1: I I know, I do know. I'm like talking to

704
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 1: people like when when when when you have like I know,

705
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: my bender brain. I know my brain of like needing

706
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,879
Speaker 1: no or like feeling it, or like needing to get

707
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 1: away from something or needing to feel comfortable in some

708
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 1: know when people have good boundaries with alcohol when they

709
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: go it made me feel like kind of like disoriented

710
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,439
Speaker 1: and sick, and I just didn't like it. That's someone

711
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 1: who like, yeah, like knowing that this doesn't actually feel good,

712
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,320
Speaker 1: So I'm going to stop here. Whereas if you're an addict,

713
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: that feeling of being disoriented and feeling not like yourself

714
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 1: is all you're looking for. Yeah, So the fact that

715
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: you realize this feeling like, yeah, I feel the same

716
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: way about thinking I could go and do it again.

717
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: For me though, I just know when I have indulged

718
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: in things that I think I have with weed, especially

719
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: every time I've gone nine months and then I go

720
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have one. And this was what stopped me.

721
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: The other night, the last time after nine months, I

722
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 1: was with a Meal and um Uh Bloomington, and we

723
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,399
Speaker 1: were like hanging out and I was like, I'm gonna

724
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: sucking break the seal. I deserve a fucking joint at

725
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 1: the end of this weekend of shows. I'm with my

726
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 1: buddy A Meal, I'm in Bloomington, this college town, and

727
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: I smoked weed. The next day we went to lunch

728
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 1: and I was like, do that weed like I wanted

729
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: it immediately again because the feeling is because I was

730
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:08,839
Speaker 1: in pain I and I wanted I found a quick

731
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: treatment for that pain that felt like you know, And

732
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: at that point it wasn't affecting my memory, it wasn't

733
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 1: doing all the things that eventually does, which I just

734
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,840
Speaker 1: I'm in so much chronic pain in terms of like

735
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: mental anguish that I just can't do those things. Last night,

736
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: I was in some pain like um or yesterday. I

737
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: guess this whole week, just tired and stuff. And last

738
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,920
Speaker 1: night I was brushing my teeth to bed and I

739
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 1: was putting on my serums and I was like, for

740
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 1: some reason, I got overwhelmed by like how like touching

741
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 1: it was and like self care, like I was almost

742
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: like rubbing my own skin and like putting on and

743
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 1: I go, I put on serums, like that's such a

744
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: loving thing to do for myself, to make me feel

745
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 1: moisturized and like almost like a like a baby's like

746
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,959
Speaker 1: skin like Johnson and Johnson even though they caused cancer

747
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 1: and they deny it and they but you know, just

748
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: like being just gentle. And I was like, what I

749
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: want to do other good things for like baby Nikki,

750
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 1: like what does she deserve? And I like went in

751
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: bed and I like I wrote in my journal and

752
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: I was just writing about like I just like want

753
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: to be nice, I like want of It was so cute.

754
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: I caught myself being kind to myself, and I was like,

755
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep this train going, I swear to god.

756
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 1: I woke up this morning, so I watched a pedophile

757
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: documentary last night, three hours of a pedophile documentary. So

758
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 1: my brain was like in some dark places and then

759
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 1: I started I journaled. I got some feelings out. I

760
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: woke up this morning. It was so weird, and I

761
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 1: just laid in bed and I was like, because I'm

762
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: trying to do that Louise Hey thing of being grateful

763
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: for it you have so you get more gifts, and

764
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: I was like, I love my life. I am grateful

765
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 1: that I get to go get injections in my face tonight,

766
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 1: Like I am so injected right now. I'd beat like

767
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 1: little I got a bunch of filler and stuff. And

768
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm grateful instead of being like, why

769
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 1: do I have to go do this, like I'm so

770
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: mad that my face has lines in it, and like

771
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: I have to go get this painful thing because I'm

772
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: a woman. It's not fair. I was just like, I'm

773
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: grateful that I have this bed. I haven't changed the

774
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: seats in a while. I'm grateful I get to maybe

775
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: go see my dog. And then on I am just

776
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 1: in a gratitude place and it just sometimes I just

777
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: ride that way and it's so good and just. And

778
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 1: you were smoking when you were smoking weed though, do

779
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 1: you think that you could have been in that place?

780
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: And the same questions from Andrew, because I think the

781
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 1: point that maybe you're you're missing is um, you know,

782
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,240
Speaker 1: it's not how you feel in the moment when you drink,

783
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: but do the feelings of depression come afterwards. I I

784
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 1: had a little bit yesterday, yesterday, a little bit of

785
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 1: like regret or depression, just because I was feeling a

786
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 1: little bit tired, more tired. It's always like a couple

787
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: of days from me after drinking. It's not even the

788
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,719
Speaker 1: which is always more danger because you can't really trace

789
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: it to that. You're like, oh no, it must have

790
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: been that morning. But I had liked my nose. My

791
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: skin gets dry right when I first time I drink,

792
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,800
Speaker 1: so my body is already being like, okay, put poison

793
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 1: in it. Yeah, and you dry and you don't you

794
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 1: don't you know, you get drunk. I don't put the serums.

795
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:01,839
Speaker 1: I don't drink enough water. I eat fried food at night.

796
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: I gotta work a bit about Like it's not liquid courage.

797
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,439
Speaker 1: It doesn't make you like do the things you really

798
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 1: want to do. It makes you stupider, which is fine.

799
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:11,800
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just need to get a little stupid. I

800
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: think that's what. Yeah, And I think I've been living

801
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 1: for like when you don't drink for a while, you

802
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: just I start living for like just you can't drink. Oh,

803
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: you know, like all this like thoughts of like and

804
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: I think I was kind of rebelling against whatever those

805
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 1: But that's all in my head. But that's good too,

806
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 1: like being easy on yourself and like I cat well,

807
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 1: that's how I felt about the weed the other night,

808
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 1: is like I was so scared of feeling like I

809
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,359
Speaker 1: didn't I broke and I was gonna have to tell

810
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,399
Speaker 1: Chris Chriss and smoking weed it was a big reason

811
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: I did. It was because of my boyfriend, because I

812
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 1: was like, I know that it leads to me wanting

813
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: to like smoke before things like that I'm nervous about

814
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: or be high for this movie or whatever. I read

815
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: something recently that said that why is it that weed?

816
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: Weed only makes weed doesn't make bad things better. We'd

817
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: only makes good things better and they're already good. Like

818
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,280
Speaker 1: people was like, let's smoke weed and like eat pizza

819
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: and watch the movie. It's like, why don't you just

820
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 1: eat pizza and watch the Like weed is never like,

821
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: oh I'm gonna smoke weed, and like, you know, because

822
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: I'm going through a breakup, it's always like, let's let's

823
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: go to the park and smoke weed, Like just go

824
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: to the park, or I'm gonna listen to Dave Matthews

825
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: and it's like, but I get wanting to be out

826
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: of your head. It makes you dance a little bit more.

827
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 1: I and what no one was saying, my So, Carlyle

828
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: has been sober for a really long time, and she

829
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: really struggles with weed. I mean, she and I are

830
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: very similar in that way. She's totally sober right now,

831
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,399
Speaker 1: not even on any like meds, which I'm on meds,

832
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 1: thank God, to regulate my depression and stuff. But she

833
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: the other day was having a bad day. I love

834
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: how we talked about Carlyle in this and like air

835
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: out all her secrets. But she's such an open book

836
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: that I don't think she'd mind. And she listens to

837
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,720
Speaker 1: the pot so I would know already if she was bothered.

838
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: Instagram and you know, give her money that she pays

839
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: me back. We all know that. So Carlile Forster, who

840
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,720
Speaker 1: please support her? Actually on her Instagram she is working

841
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:06,320
Speaker 1: these insane shifts at this restaurant and making great videos.

842
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 1: She is making amazing videos from the rest it's they're

843
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,320
Speaker 1: so good. They really help you become a better consumer

844
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 1: because they're so funny and we should play one for

845
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: the Reddit dump. But she um, she is really so anyway,

846
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: please follow her and support her. It would mean a

847
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 1: lot to me. And I know her, like every follow

848
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 1: means something to her, and she um, she's just well

849
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: worth following. But she was saying the other day on

850
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 1: our you know, the group chat that we have, that

851
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: you know, she got into a fight with her boyfriend

852
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: when she was in the car and she just like

853
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: snapped and was like screaming and like crying in the car.

854
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: Like it was you know, related to just you know,

855
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: working too much and all this stuff. And she said,

856
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:46,839
Speaker 1: you know, in that moment, I thought if I could

857
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: smoke weed, I wouldn't have done that. I would not

858
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 1: have screamed like it was just I couldn't handle the

859
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 1: feelings and I just lost it and I looked like

860
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,839
Speaker 1: psycho and people were staring from other cars, and she said,

861
00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: if I could have smoked weed right then, like it

862
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 1: makes me just want to can smoke weed again? Like

863
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: what am I gonna do? And she goes and like

864
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,359
Speaker 1: I watched like people like Chelsea Handler like smoking weed,

865
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 1: like skiing and in a hot tub, like celebrating their success.

866
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 1: Like so I'm gonna go like if I ever get success,

867
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,760
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna like be sober and like not celebrate,

868
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,839
Speaker 1: Like what's the point of having success if you can't

869
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:19,280
Speaker 1: like let loose. And then I just I private message

870
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: her because I was like could tell she was struggling,

871
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 1: and I said, listen, when I'm hearing this, I totally

872
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 1: get it of like why not fuck it? You know,

873
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm feeling all these feelings. It would, it truly would

874
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: if she would have smoked weed, she wouldn't have screamed

875
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 1: at her boyfriend and been embarrassing and traffic. But the

876
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 1: truth is it just numbs you out for that time,

877
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: and the screaming at your boyfriend is it's always on

878
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 1: the other side of it. You're just delaying the inevitable.

879
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: So it's like when you drink or you smoke weed,

880
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: it's unless you're doing it just for fun in that moment,

881
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 1: to just like feel a little loose, if you're going

882
00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 1: if you're doing it to get away from something, you're

883
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: just procrastinating this feeling because it's not only is it

884
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: going to still be there because it's not treating that feeling,

885
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: the feeling is going to come back so much worse

886
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 1: because you're gonna feel bad that you like, which you

887
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: should feel bad. I don't think any If we took

888
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,280
Speaker 1: away the guilt of like oh I went on a bender,

889
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: we would be a much better society. But the guilt

890
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: around breaking your abstinence or breaking your streak is so

891
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: much worse than then you just just let yourself have it.

892
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 1: Like the girl that I've talked to that bench, I go,

893
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: good fucking yea, I guess what. You don't have to

894
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: do that again if you don't want to. So you

895
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 1: had one, all right, Like I want us all to

896
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 1: be as gentle with that. Like I have gained weight

897
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 1: recently because I am over eating a lot, because I'm

898
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: feeling my feelings. That is my only drug. I still

899
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 1: kind of let myself have. I don't I don't starve myself.

900
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: I can't do that drug. I can't exercise. But sometimes

901
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: I overeat, not to the point where I'm like regurgitating

902
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: like I used to. Like I used to be every

903
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:53,800
Speaker 1: single night, I would eat until I was literally throwing

904
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 1: up without taking my finger now my throat. But I

905
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: eat sometimes where I'm like, I am not hungry, I

906
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: just want to do this because I'm bored, and I

907
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,879
Speaker 1: know I'm doing something bad. I know I'm not being

908
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: a very recovered good, like anorexic or like normal eater.

909
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 1: But I fucking need it because I'm feeling something and

910
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: I'm in pain. So it's like a goddamn band aid

911
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 1: for my feelings. And so be it, and like, thank

912
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: god I have it, and tomorrow is a new day

913
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:22,800
Speaker 1: and I can start over. And streaks are dumb. Streaks

914
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 1: are what fucking Instagram and TikTok and dual lingo and

915
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 1: all these things wordle streaks or what. They're a device

916
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 1: that have been used because they know humans love streaks

917
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: and they hate breaking streaks. They're used to shame you

918
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 1: so you keep using these programs. That's why every snapchad

919
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,399
Speaker 1: has streaks. Oh you guys have talked to this many

920
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 1: days because it wants you to keep using it, because

921
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: they know we are susceptible to streaks. So do not

922
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 1: do not be a streaker. You know, don't first of all,

923
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 1: don't want naked in the middle of a baseball stadium.

924
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: But also if a streaks should mean something to you,

925
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 1: if you're if you're so bern it and it's I'm

926
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: glad that people do that. But it's one day at

927
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 1: a time, and you can always start over. And I

928
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,800
Speaker 1: think the problem with streaks is once you throw in

929
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 1: the towel throw okay, well now let's fucking go. You

930
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 1: can pick, you can just go back, and you can

931
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: just cut that day out. Who gives a fuck. It's funny.

932
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: I was, And even if I'm not three years at all,

933
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: I know I'm happy for the three years again I've done. Seriously,

934
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: if I hear you tell someone that you're I'm just kidding. Well,

935
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:26,760
Speaker 1: it's funny. Because I got on stage Saturday night. Spoiler alert,

936
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about this when we get back

937
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: from break. Um. We didn't do news today, but it

938
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: felt like a really good segment. We'll be back with

939
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:37,760
Speaker 1: Reddit dump and the rest of what Andrew was just saying, alright,

940
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: we're back, Andrew. So Saturday night, I have a I

941
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 1: have a new bit about not drinking for three years

942
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: and and there you go. But it was literally an

943
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 1: alcohol in my system. Well the words for coming out

944
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: of my mouth. And I'm on stage and I'm having

945
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: a very good set. It's the late show. I feel

946
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: very I don't know whatever, and I'm just crushing now.

947
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: I'm just go. So I haven't drank for three years

948
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: and ship guys, I drink last night right now, and

949
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: I go, I can't lie to you, and I go, also,

950
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,479
Speaker 1: I don't think you guys are shitty driver, so I didn't.

951
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: I went through my whole set and going everything's a lot,

952
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: and then some guys from the crowd goes, do you

953
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: even own a cat? Was such a great moment of honesty.

954
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,280
Speaker 1: In that moment, I never even got to the bit listen,

955
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 1: I mean we get back to what we're saying. That

956
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you can be like, oh my god, I

957
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: need to keep drinking. So I could do that bit

958
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 1: just being honest equals funny. You just couldn't get away

959
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: with the nun. You couldn't lie to them, And what

960
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: a great thing like. It was a beautiful moment. Actually,

961
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: it really it reminds me. I just watched this Bill

962
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: mar thing about like he does this thing on a

963
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: show called like Explaining Jokes to Idiots, and it's he

964
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: like breaks down the Jada Pinkett joke, you know, and

965
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: it was really funny, but this one party goes. You know,

966
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: people that get offended by jokes a lot of times

967
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 1: they have to wait for the laughter to die down

968
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: to go not funny. It's like, actually it was because

969
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 1: you to wait for the laughter to die down. And

970
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 1: it made me laugh to think of that guy, like

971
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: waiting for the laughter to die down to go. Do

972
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 1: you even have a cat? It was so great and

973
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,399
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I don't. It's just a dog

974
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 1: with a very small peanut. I couldn't think speaking of dogs.

975
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:23,320
Speaker 1: Let's get to Reddit dump. Let karaoke mode. This is

976
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: your Reddit domp. I'm gonna start trying to harmonize with it. Um,

977
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 1: welcome to Reddit dump. This is where we go through

978
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 1: my um saved post on reddit. UM. So, I want

979
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: to start with the dog one. Noah, will you pull

980
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 1: that one up? Because I know it's I've had it

981
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: sent to you for a while to use and we

982
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: never got into it. I believe it's dog howling in

983
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 1: a really funny way, sounds like an old man yelling

984
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 1: at the sun, like or I love it. I got

985
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,359
Speaker 1: Luigi back today, by the way. I you know, I've

986
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 1: been gone for a while. And um, yeah he can.

987
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: I mean he barks mostly when he's upset, but yeah,

988
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: I'm sure he could. How if he wanted to, he

989
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 1: just chooses not to. Okay, he's on a streaking streak. Um.

990
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 1: This is from cool guides on Reddit, and this is

991
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: the names of things you probably didn't know. I like

992
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: this kind of thing where it's like words you don't know.

993
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 1: The space between your eyebrows is called um where I

994
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,479
Speaker 1: just told my so I've never gotten the space between

995
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: my eyebrows. Uh, I never get that. It's called the

996
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:38,280
Speaker 1: elevens these lines, and it's a very popular place to botox.

997
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:39,759
Speaker 1: I call him the twin Towers and I'm like, take

998
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: these down again, but um, and it never gets laughed.

999
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: But so I went to Nyack my place today, who

1000
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 1: treats me like a fucking queen, and I got botox

1001
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: and filler and I'll tell you where I got it.

1002
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 1: But I got my Um, I never get my elevens

1003
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: because I don't like this. Usually women who have like

1004
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: botox there like it's too much space here and it

1005
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,840
Speaker 1: kind of stretches it out. And I looked like um

1006
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:04,320
Speaker 1: an Avatar character hammerhead Shark. You know when there's like

1007
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 1: no building in a very big city and of nothing. Yes,

1008
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,359
Speaker 1: this looks like downtown St. Louis. Things aren't going well. Um,

1009
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: but I got a little bit I got. I just

1010
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 1: I went very moderate on all my botox. Yes, this

1011
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 1: is Building seven. I just left Building seven up. So

1012
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: I got a little on my crow's feet, which I

1013
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 1: don't normally do. I usually only do my xylophone. And

1014
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: then I got a little boat bobo on my xylophone.

1015
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: And then I got filler. I said before, I got

1016
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 1: filler undermerneath my eyes. I didn't do that this time,

1017
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,359
Speaker 1: but I did. I noticed that these are really deep.

1018
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: My nasal labial folds are very deep, which is the

1019
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: lines that come down from your nostrils to the sides

1020
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: of your mouth. And I got some filler in there

1021
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 1: because they were saying, oh, we could put filler in

1022
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 1: your cheeks and it would pull it up and decrease

1023
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,799
Speaker 1: that line. But she was like, do you have really

1024
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 1: high cheek bones? And I was like yes, and she

1025
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 1: goes anyone that says yes to that, because she goes,

1026
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: I don't do filler on the cheeks. I was like, good,

1027
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 1: because I didn't want, like, I just I don't want

1028
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 1: to risk looking insane. I'm a little swollen right now,

1029
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: so I'm starting to look insane. And also got filler

1030
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:08,439
Speaker 1: down on my marionette lines a little, little, little little

1031
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,319
Speaker 1: bit like, this is so moderate. I wish I really

1032
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 1: remembered the amount of ccs or whatever, because it's like,

1033
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:18,320
Speaker 1: was the least amount you could do where you almost

1034
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,800
Speaker 1: where you couldn't even tell if if And then she

1035
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 1: also did my filler in my lips and so um,

1036
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: it was so excited. I just love her. Yeah, they

1037
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 1: numb you out, but it hurt. There was a tear

1038
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: that came down and she was like, I'm sorry, and

1039
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 1: I go. I didn't say it, but I was thinking

1040
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 1: to say, no, it's this song because it was playing

1041
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 1: the same for the best, all my favorite songs are playing. Okay,

1042
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 1: So that space in between your eyebrows that I got

1043
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 1: done is called a glabella g A L B E

1044
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 1: l l okay. The way it smells after it rains

1045
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: is called petrock core p E t r I c

1046
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: h O r um. The plastic this one you may know,

1047
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: the plastic or metallic coating at the end of your

1048
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: shoe laces, is called an aglet um. Your when your stomach,

1049
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: when your stomach rumbles, that's a womble w A M

1050
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: B l E, which that is a that sounds like

1051
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 1: an app that I want to download. Womble but it's

1052
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 1: W M B L E you schun. The cry of

1053
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: a newborn baby is called a vegetus, which that fits.

1054
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 1: It sounds like a disease you get from a vagina

1055
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 1: that makes you scream. Do you know that babies are

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00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 1: really loud because their body. I went to an Alexander

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Speaker 1: Technique person to speak to learn how to speak more,

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00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 1: and really it's about like your voice, the sound isn't

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00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 1: coming from your throat, it's coming from like your body

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00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:48,240
Speaker 1: is like um, like your the strings are your vocal cords,

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00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 1: but the your body is like the um. Like if

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Speaker 1: we're comparing it to a guitar, your body is like

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00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:57,320
Speaker 1: the body of a guitar, like the that whole casing,

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00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: the hollow casing that makes it amplified. And the vibrations

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00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: of the wood is what makes the sound. Really, it's

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Speaker 1: the strings causing the wood to vibrate creating a sound.

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00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: And what we always think about with our voice is

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Speaker 1: that it comes from our throat, like because it's that's

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00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 1: where it's That's what we also think that consciousness is

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00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 1: like in our eyes because we see from there, not

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00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: because our brain is there. When before we knew our

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00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 1: brain was in our head, and that's what made us

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00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: have thoughts. People thought your consciousness was like in your

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00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: heart like they did or and sometimes they thought it

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00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: was in their eyes, but just because that's where you

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00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 1: see from. So anyway, what really your resonance comes from

1077
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:33,399
Speaker 1: when you make when opera singers is because their body

1078
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: is so loose that their whole body becomes the body

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00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 1: of guitar and vibrates. And that's why babies are so

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Speaker 1: fucking loud. Is because when they scream, their body is

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00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 1: like a little boom box speaker, like a little mini

1082
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: bows speaker, and it's just it's so loose because babies

1083
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 1: aren't stressed out yet that it just vibrates. And that

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00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: is why they're so loud, because their their whole body

1085
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: is like a piece of like wood and it's not tense. Up. Now,

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00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: when I try to hit a high note, I'm like,

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00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,359
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna make this, and my whole body goes

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00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 1: like get nervous intensive up, and that's why I crack

1089
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 1: and it sounds like shit. So it's about really relaxing. Okay,

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Speaker 1: um a couple more of these. Finding it difficult to

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00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 1: get out of bed in the morning is called life

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00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: now uh d sani d y s a n I.

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00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: I have that almost all the time. The metal thing

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00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 1: used to measure your feet at the shoe store is

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00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 1: called a Bannock device. I'm not gonna I'm gonna put s.

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Speaker 1: We had a measure a measuring contest to see if yeah,

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00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 1: we went to Champs in the Mall of America think yeah,

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00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 1: we're tired. We have the same size foot. Um okay,

1099
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: now let's play Carlyle's um one of her TikTok's about

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Speaker 1: waitressing in what it's like as a brunch consultant, I've

1101
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,319
Speaker 1: traveled the world teaching people that their breakfast isn't as

1102
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 1: important as they think. You're a few tips for ordering

1103
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 1: your heads with the side of humanity. Did you know

1104
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 1: bun brunch establishments will list which juices they have for

1105
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,920
Speaker 1: the moses right there on the menu. There's never a

1106
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: reason to see if an exotic fruit can be juiced

1107
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:06,760
Speaker 1: in the back for the purpose of your hangover. Contrary

1108
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:09,319
Speaker 1: to popular belief, you're not special just because you're drinking

1109
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:11,160
Speaker 1: in the middle of the day. This goes for food

1110
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 1: as well, which brings us to remember too, ask yourself

1111
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: before you order what this request, calls the waitress a

1112
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:21,919
Speaker 1: fight with the kitchen staff, and consider, if you don't

1113
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: like two or more ingredients in an item, maybe you

1114
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:28,799
Speaker 1: don't order that item. And lastly, yes, look into your

1115
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: server's eyes. Is it possible that their dog just died

1116
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 1: that day? Are they maybe going through a break up?

1117
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 1: Even at the answer to these questions is no, Still

1118
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 1: treat them with the utmost kindness. I hope this was

1119
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:44,320
Speaker 1: helpful until next time. I have been your brunch consultant.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I fucking love her so much because

1121
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 1: we need to know the stuff. I'm one of those

1122
00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 1: people that sometimes will go, I'll take three things out

1123
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 1: of a thing, but I won't replace that. Sometimes I

1124
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: do because I'm like, I know you got this in

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00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: the by the way, I typic when that is going on.

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00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 1: Don't like tips, he's he's I don't need. Man. The

1127
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,720
Speaker 1: story is I told you that one story about Carlile

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00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 1: working right. Yes, I'm still so fired up. I want

1129
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 1: to I'll show them to you another time. Okay, so

1130
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:25,640
Speaker 1: did you see um let's go to a and ask women,

1131
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 1: Dear women have Reddit, what's something you've learned about lately

1132
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 1: and can you teach us about it. Okay, so this

1133
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: is when they ask women things. Oh my god, this

1134
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 1: is wild and cute. I'm so glad I remember to

1135
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 1: share this. Okay, honestly, I didn't even steer it because

1136
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 1: of the question was interesting. It's only this answer and

1137
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 1: there's no way to really save answers on Reddit. Okay,

1138
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 1: so someone wrote. Ancient psychic Pug wrote, when a hermit

1139
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 1: crab is trying to find a new show, this is

1140
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,839
Speaker 1: the coolest thing you will know. Remember this for when

1141
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 1: people go, what's an interesting fact? You know that no

1142
00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,719
Speaker 1: one knows. You're the only You're gonna be the only

1143
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,399
Speaker 1: one who knows this. When a hermit crowd is trying

1144
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,400
Speaker 1: to find a new shell to grow into, and it

1145
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 1: finds a shell that is too big, it will sit

1146
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: by the big shell for around eight hours to see

1147
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: if a bigger hermit crab comes by to get the

1148
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:14,200
Speaker 1: big shell. Other hermit crabs will see this, try out

1149
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 1: the big shell, and if it's too big, they will

1150
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 1: order themselves from largest to smallest in a line. If

1151
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 1: a hermit crab by comes by that can fit into

1152
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:27,839
Speaker 1: the big shell, they will mass trade shells, moving down

1153
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 1: the line, hoping helping each other to get out of

1154
00:56:31,040 --> 00:56:33,960
Speaker 1: their shell, and they pass their shell to the next one.

1155
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:38,439
Speaker 1: How fucking cute is that? That is a children's book

1156
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:43,279
Speaker 1: waiting to happen. Okay, let's get the final thought. I

1157
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 1: wanted to say that I met so many besties this

1158
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:50,920
Speaker 1: weekend in Vancouver and Winnipeg. Uh. I mean, I say

1159
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 1: it to you guys all the time. The people that

1160
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:55,320
Speaker 1: listen to the show are my favorite fans. Sorry to

1161
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 1: everyone else. They just are. They're the nicest, most compassionate,

1162
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:02,799
Speaker 1: they are complimentary, they are respectful of my boundaries and time.

1163
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: I love them. One in particular gave me and Andrew gifts. Um,

1164
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 1: she is funk on Instagram. Let me just see um,

1165
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,840
Speaker 1: hold on one second, let me just find this post

1166
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 1: right now by the way, is his head is just

1167
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 1: he's just looking down. People got to check out the

1168
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: our YouTube to see it. Our YouTube. We really need

1169
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 1: you guys to subscribe. It's it's people right me and go.

1170
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 1: It's unacceptable there's only this many views on your podcast.

1171
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense. It really doesn't make sense. We

1172
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 1: we deserve more. Um and I get it. You maybe

1173
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:39,200
Speaker 1: listen on your app and so you don't need to

1174
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 1: actually watch to throw us, throw us us up because

1175
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 1: the videos we spent, we spent a lot of time

1176
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 1: and it's just a fun thing to have on. Some

1177
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 1: people really like to watch podcasts, and if you have

1178
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 1: a friend who likes to watch podcasts, isn't into us yet,

1179
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: maybe maybe recommend us. Um. This is from Nicole Goodwin.

1180
00:57:56,280 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 1: She gave us a bag of goodies in um in Vancouver.

1181
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 1: Are you having a Luigi? I've never seen a dog

1182
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 1: lay like this. He's just looking down at the grass.

1183
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys have to see this. Wait

1184
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 1: are we getting a good Oh? Yeah. Shout out to

1185
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 1: Christian Dorsey and James, who are going to zoom in

1186
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 1: on this right now. Thanks guys. Um. So this is

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00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: what she gave us. Here, you got one of these

1188
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:24,600
Speaker 1: ready to I'm gonna throw it at you. It's glass.

1189
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 1: That was a bad throw. I'm so sorry to that.

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00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: Hey your knee. Oh you shouldn't have drank on Friday

1191
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 1: a drink? Thank god? I have a couple turkey tier

1192
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 1: she made us. Um, isn't that so cute? That's very nice? Yeah.

1193
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: Coffee mugs with our logo and a picture of us.

1194
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 1: So nice. Thank you so much, so much, and then

1195
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 1: I have another thing. She also made this, but I accidentally, um,

1196
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 1: I accidentally washed it. So I hope it's still fit you,

1197
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: but you you. I think it will work. But she

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00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: said she makes t shirts for her company. I forget

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Speaker 1: your name your company, babe, I'm sorry, And she said,

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00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about golf, so I just made

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00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 1: up this one and it says always wash your balls

1202
00:59:05,960 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 1: and there's a picture of a golf see with ball

1203
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 1: and I think it's so funny. I love you got

1204
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 1: to put it on. And then she also made me

1205
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 1: this shirt that says, uh, friends not food. I love

1206
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 1: it so much. I got to see what her company is.

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00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,960
Speaker 1: Really good man, she's really good. Thank you whoever did this.

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00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:27,120
Speaker 1: It's and I also want to say she also made

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00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 1: me another shirt that and I want to see what

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00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 1: the company was called. She has a company where she

1211
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 1: made shirts and I really want to hold on. No,

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00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I want to send it a shout out.

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00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 1: That's amazing. One sick one sick one sick. I know

1214
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 1: it's so And let me just say so many besties

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00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 1: were so sad that you were not there um on

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00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 1: uh Friday and Saturday, and I explained to them, like

1217
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 1: why you weren't that you know, I explained, like you

1218
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 1: have a drinking problem now that you need to like you.

1219
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 1: I just sensed it, you know, crashing my wagon. Um.

1220
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 1: I can't find the name of her company, but it's uh.

1221
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,960
Speaker 1: I'll write me girl when you hear this, and I'll

1222
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:11,440
Speaker 1: give you a shout out on another pod. But um,

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01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:12,800
Speaker 1: she got me to the shirt, and she also got

1224
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 1: me a shirt. Then. I think I didn't check with her,

1225
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 1: But I think is inspired by our conversation about what's

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01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 1: the best vegan messaging vegan message and it said um,

1227
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 1: I posted on my Instagram another day, but it said

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Speaker 1: eating animals is weird and it's a v neck. It's

1229
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 1: so cute. I really want other vegans to wear it

1230
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 1: because it's so funny because I came up with that,

1231
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,960
Speaker 1: but I don't want. I'm not sure what is it.

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01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,440
Speaker 1: It reminds me of machine Gun Kelly making fun of

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01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 1: Eminem's beard. Yeah, beer is weird, it's so funny. Talked

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01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:49,000
Speaker 1: about what would be the best thing to get people

1235
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 1: to be like I don't want to like, and I

1236
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 1: think that's what we came up with. I think that's

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01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,120
Speaker 1: why she made it. I'm not sure. Maybe it wasn't

1238
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 1: my idea, but I did have on your write me

1239
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 1: when she saw it on my Instagram and said, honestly,

1240
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:02,439
Speaker 1: that's the best vegan messaging I've ever seen, because first

1241
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 1: of all, calling it instead of meat, calling it animals

1242
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 1: really puts it in perspective and no one wants to

1243
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 1: be weird. And I have to say I felt I

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01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 1: wore the other day coming back from Vancouver. It was

1245
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 1: a long travel day in public a lot. I was

1246
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:22,240
Speaker 1: getting stared at so many people reading it and feeling

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01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 1: and like giving me looks. I felt like that guy

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01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:25,959
Speaker 1: that I make fun of in my act who wears

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01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:28,680
Speaker 1: like a shirt this is like I lubricate my A

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01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 1: R fifteen with liberal tears. Like it felt like kind

1251
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 1: of like that of like fuck all you meet Eather's.

1252
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 1: But it was interesting to see the looks I was

1253
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 1: getting of, like she thinks she's cool and I was

1254
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:42,360
Speaker 1: wearing a vegan leather jacket and I know people were thinking,

1255
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 1: what a fucking hypocrite that she's wearing a leather deck

1256
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 1: because it looks real. Um, but I loved it. I

1257
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 1: love that shirt. I love UM give these gifts someone

1258
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 1: also gave me um, I don't I'm sorry to just

1259
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 1: do the full final thought is like gift shout out.

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01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:00,440
Speaker 1: But I think I also got oh my god, I

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01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,640
Speaker 1: did Whitney Cummings podcast. I'll talk about how she helped

1262
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:05,960
Speaker 1: me with dead people's parents. Well, you can just listen

1263
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 1: to podcast to find out. We did three hours without

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Speaker 1: even trying. Um, but she gave me. When I first

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01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 1: got in there, I was like, that water bottle is

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01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 1: like a Taylor Swift water bottle. Like I was just

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01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:19,920
Speaker 1: like I saw it on her like desk, like in

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01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 1: the but she has a lot of ship in there,

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01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 1: and she gets a lot of prom promotional stuff. She's

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01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 1: not a Swift to either. But I was like, that

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01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:28,400
Speaker 1: is a lover fucking hydro flask. And I was like, god,

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01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:29,960
Speaker 1: I love that so much. I wonder if she would

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01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,560
Speaker 1: give it to me if I complimented it. And then

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Speaker 1: at the end of the show, she was like, I

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01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 1: have a couple of gifts for you, and I was

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01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 1: like no, and she was like, first of all, look

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01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,280
Speaker 1: behind you on the shelf, behind me on the shelf.

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Speaker 1: What let me say, good boy, She's going to get

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Speaker 1: something right now, folks. It's a present behind me, behind

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Speaker 1: me on the shelf. It was something I had just

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01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:55,479
Speaker 1: seen on the Taylor Swift merchandise store that I would

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01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:57,439
Speaker 1: never buy for myself. Now, these are the best gifts

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01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 1: for me. Is things in the Taylor Swift merch store

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01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:02,080
Speaker 1: that aren't shirts, but are things that are just too

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01:03:02,200 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 1: ridiculous to buy for yourself. This is called the Vault,

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01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:09,040
Speaker 1: and it has inside a snow globe that exploded in

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01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 1: my bag and was dripping Google all over my clothing.

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01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 1: But worth it. I nearly cried because I wanted this

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01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 1: so bad. I don't even know what the funk it is.

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01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 1: It's just a snow globe that was probably like seventy dollars.

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01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 1: It's plastic, was made in China, um but as like guitars,

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01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 1: and it's the Vault because she all the songs that

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01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 1: she doesn't release, she calls like the Vault the Vault songs.

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01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:31,720
Speaker 1: And then she also the snowlobe inside you because Sailor

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01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:33,680
Speaker 1: slipped a lot of her imagery is snow globes, and

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Speaker 1: so it's just like a swifty thing that I love.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it here in the podcast room, even

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01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 1: though it's shattered on the way. Um. And then she

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01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,440
Speaker 1: was like and also this hydro flask and I was

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01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:45,320
Speaker 1: like I saw that on the way. I was so excited.

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01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 1: So I got that. And then a bestie in Vancouver

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01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 1: who owns a a resale shop that has like fucking

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01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 1: awesome teas and ship like that, who I'm always He's

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01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:56,360
Speaker 1: like a fan and he started writing me when I

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01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:58,840
Speaker 1: was posting that I would liked resale stuff. Oh I

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01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,480
Speaker 1: I know the Fraser and Pine f A R S

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01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:03,840
Speaker 1: E R and Pine is the name of that. Uh,

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01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 1: if you want to get a vegan shirt if you're

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01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:08,520
Speaker 1: being out there. Um. And then this guy he always

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01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 1: sends me like do you want this? He'll send me

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01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:12,480
Speaker 1: like Britney Spear shirts, like he's at stores looking for

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01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:16,720
Speaker 1: cool vintage shirts and I'll either be like pass or

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01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:19,040
Speaker 1: yes I do. And then he'll be like one was

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01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:20,520
Speaker 1: a Chappelle shirt that was an old one, and I

1315
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,960
Speaker 1: was like fuck yes it was like I paid for

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01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 1: it and it never arrived. Fucking sucks. But um, he

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01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 1: got me a Taylor Swift like crew shirts, so someone

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01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,560
Speaker 1: that worked on her crew for that, like that is

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01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:36,760
Speaker 1: so rare. And he got me a Fearless shirt, which

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01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 1: is like her first like not her first album, but

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01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:41,840
Speaker 1: her second album. A tour shirt that is so fucking

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01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:44,760
Speaker 1: rare it's probably worth a thousand, like this guy hooked

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01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:46,240
Speaker 1: it up so much. And I just want to say

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01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,280
Speaker 1: thank you so much to Joel and I'll give you

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01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 1: shout out about your company later. And I didn't do

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01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 1: that in exchange for like advertising. I'm just saying thank

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01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:56,560
Speaker 1: you to my friends that did that for me. And um, yeah,

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01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,919
Speaker 1: I gotta bring extra suitcases for these gifts. By the way,

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01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:02,920
Speaker 1: my favorite is just a heartfelt letter or any kind

1330
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:06,440
Speaker 1: of like a drawing you make any fucking thing, so um.

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01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 1: And and also money, um, oh my god, what was

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01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:12,240
Speaker 1: I going to tell you? Fun? One last thing to

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01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:15,160
Speaker 1: tell you, Andrew God, damn it. Um, I guess I'll

1334
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 1: have to come up with off air. But um, I

1335
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:20,760
Speaker 1: hope you guys watch my show. I really hope that

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01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,920
Speaker 1: Nashville people come out and see me in Nashville. If

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01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:26,400
Speaker 1: you have friends in Nashville, please I think it only

1338
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:28,760
Speaker 1: some pent of the house and it's coming up, so

1339
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:30,800
Speaker 1: please get on that you guys. I would love to

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01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:32,920
Speaker 1: perform for you. Um, if you have friends out there.

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01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:34,640
Speaker 1: I just don't understand why they're not selling as well,

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01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:37,160
Speaker 1: but those Thank you so much. And I don't really

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01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:40,040
Speaker 1: give a ship to be there. He is, he's gonna come.

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01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:43,000
Speaker 1: I'll get down, all right, guys. Well I'll get to

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01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:46,240
Speaker 1: ask him about Taylor Swift. Thank you so much for um.

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01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,880
Speaker 1: We will see you this weekend in Texas. We'll see

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01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:51,880
Speaker 1: you next week in New Orleans, Jacksonville, and another Florida place,

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01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:54,040
Speaker 1: and then we'll see you the following weekend somewhere else.

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01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:58,920
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. Don't be kire and Shick Daniels

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01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:01,680
Speaker 1: is a drink that Andrew will probably this weekend. That's

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Speaker 1: literally where I went were no, I will thursty