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Speaker 1: The nick podcast. Here, I am welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: It's Nicky Glats podcast. It's Monday. Marian's dancing over there.

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Speaker 1: Marian's here everyone, My parents dog. My parents are out

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Speaker 1: of town, and so I'm taking care of Marion and

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Speaker 1: she is not eating right now and she has diarrhea.

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Speaker 1: But Andrew just saw her and said that she looked fat.

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Speaker 1: Your parents are definitely given her something from the table. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they make her a plate every single They give her

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Speaker 1: so much food. These dogs always get fat when they

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Speaker 1: go over there because it's just my dad for doing nothing.

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Speaker 1: Treats are like a treat because you do something to

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Speaker 1: earn it. Yes, my dad just up like and then

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Speaker 1: he won't give one dog a treat for doing something

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Speaker 1: good because the other dog will get jealous. And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: dogs don't have jealousy, Like I don't know, I feel

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Speaker 1: like they're pretty jealous of each other. You pet one,

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Speaker 1: the other one jealousy though, will it be hurt like

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Speaker 1: the rest of the day and like suffer because um,

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Speaker 1: this goes back to like I don't know. I wonder

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Speaker 1: if you pet just one dog for a week and

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Speaker 1: not the other one, that would be so sad. I

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Speaker 1: don't even want to think about that. So maybe they

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Speaker 1: do have feelings or jealousy. Well, it goes back to

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Speaker 1: like what um Anya was talking about. It we were

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Speaker 1: at Starbucks this weekend. We probably went to the thirty

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Speaker 1: Starbucks this weekend. But when we were talking about like

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Speaker 1: she when she said she was living with me, and

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Speaker 1: I said, I haven't earned a nap today, Like I

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Speaker 1: I really want a nap, but I haven't earned one.

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Speaker 1: And she was like, I'd never heard someone say something

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Speaker 1: like that, And I was like, what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Like you anytime you do anything that is like relaxing

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Speaker 1: or like feels good, it should come after some sort

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Speaker 1: of hard work or like some sort of suffering. But

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Speaker 1: I think her idea is just to viewing a nap

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Speaker 1: as a treat as opposed to your body is just

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Speaker 1: like putting in your mind that it's like a dessert

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Speaker 1: that you don't deserve, so you deserve it. If you

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Speaker 1: put in work enough to be tired, you don't get

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Speaker 1: to nap. If you haven't worked all day, you're telling

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Speaker 1: me you can't wake up and then nap ten minutes.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I do, but it feels terrible and it's

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Speaker 1: it's probably more like a leading to depression than like

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Speaker 1: something balanced. But I I feel the same way with

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Speaker 1: the dogs. I'm just like, they don't get treats unless

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Speaker 1: they do something you can't just get. You have to

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Speaker 1: earn things. And we're talking about like I mean, and

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Speaker 1: I don't think that means like you don't give your

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Speaker 1: kids toys or like presenters or like a day off

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Speaker 1: school or whatever unless they earn it. But it shouldn't

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Speaker 1: just be for nothing. I think there needs to be

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Speaker 1: some kind of Is that wrong to know? I don't

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Speaker 1: think so. I think that's I think when I got

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Speaker 1: when I was sixteen, I got a car, right, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I should have had to have worked at least to

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Speaker 1: summer to at least put maybe five into that car.

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Speaker 1: That's what I would do if I ever have a kid,

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Speaker 1: like I think my parents they treated me like Marian

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Speaker 1: I was just the same thing, you know, got whatever

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Speaker 1: he wanted. As kind of yeah I was. I was spoiled,

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Speaker 1: spoiled with gifts, but not with love. So it's kind

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Speaker 1: of like here's a car. Now, I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: talk to you for a year about I didn't get

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Speaker 1: any everything I wanted, but we got a lot of

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Speaker 1: cool stuff, and like Kirsten would always say, you're like,

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Speaker 1: it's so fun hanging out with your dad because if

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Speaker 1: he goes to the gas station, goes into pay, he'd

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Speaker 1: come back and just throw a bunch of candy in

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Speaker 1: the backseat and be like I gotta watch, like you

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Speaker 1: feel like Twizzlers and peanut Eminem's and just like like

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Speaker 1: a waterfall of candy would fall and it was like

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Speaker 1: that was were you jealous of your sister if she

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Speaker 1: got something and you didn't get it? Yeah, but that

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Speaker 1: would never happen. My parents are very even if you

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Speaker 1: do not get something, if your sister gets like no

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Speaker 1: one gets more. There's this new thing that I learned

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Speaker 1: about if you're a parent that helps. Um. You know,

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Speaker 1: like they like I want more, like I want hers,

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Speaker 1: like they always want what isn't theirs? Um. And this

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Speaker 1: is a tactic I read about on Reddit that also

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Speaker 1: they use in a prisoner of war camps and there's

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Speaker 1: like food food rationing. UM. So you go you let

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Speaker 1: one kid ration each portion to go, okay, split it

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Speaker 1: and then the other kid decides which one they want first.

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Speaker 1: So one kid decide tries to make them equal as possible,

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Speaker 1: obviously because he doesn't know which one he's going to get,

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Speaker 1: and then the other kid chooses. And so that's how

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Speaker 1: you should have your kids decide what to eat so

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Speaker 1: that they don't one feels they both feel involved. Also,

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Speaker 1: kids eat horribly usually because sisters don't want to hear it.

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Speaker 1: I get it though, Like my kid was crying, But

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Speaker 1: then what if you never introduced chicken tenders to your kid?

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Speaker 1: Would they want chicken tenders? Is it what comes first

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Speaker 1: a chicken or to crying? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: They want things? Well, they they see things marketed, and

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Speaker 1: so you know what you want. You think the kids

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Speaker 1: seen on the highway. I used to say I need this.

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Speaker 1: My dad would say you don't need anything, and I go,

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Speaker 1: I need this, Like I would get ideas from commercials

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Speaker 1: of what I needed food. You're right, though, like do

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Speaker 1: if you feed your kids like balanced food and you

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Speaker 1: don't let them have those treats. But once, you mean,

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Speaker 1: once they get to school. School kids start school early,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna see another kids lunch. He's gonna have fucking yeah, gushers,

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Speaker 1: What was the thing that you would want out of school? Lunches?

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Speaker 1: At school, you guys like everything was trading up for

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Speaker 1: a sandwich that I wanted, Like you love sandwiches. So

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Speaker 1: my friend had this like roast beef, American cheese mayo sandwich.

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Speaker 1: It was nothing to go nuts about. But a mother

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Speaker 1: had made something for this child. Maybe it was a

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Speaker 1: mother's love. You just wanted. You wanted to taste a

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Speaker 1: mother's favorite. Prints. I didn't trade him a sandwich from home.

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Speaker 1: My mom gave me money to buy his sandwich from

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Speaker 1: so I gave him the school sandwich. I came with

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Speaker 1: mother's love. Well, the money, I guess, but but I

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Speaker 1: don't know. There was something about a homemade kind of

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Speaker 1: disgusting sandwich. Yes, well we get turkey sandwiches on the road.

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Speaker 1: Yes on the writer. I think I'm gonna change it,

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Speaker 1: though it makes me tired. Man, it's a thing I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you. So what do you change to do? Ham

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Speaker 1: Ham wakes Ham's cocaine of the tuna that will get

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Speaker 1: you fucking going? What are you gonna day to do?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna change into grilled chicken sandwich. That's hard to get.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, are grilled chicken sandwich is hard

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Speaker 1: to find? No grilled chickens in every turkey sandwich. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the same bird. Okay, do you remember getting jealous of

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Speaker 1: lunches and like things. So I used to get jealous

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Speaker 1: of kids who would get school lunch. But the thing

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Speaker 1: that really makes me jealous because I always had, like

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Speaker 1: you had a sack lunch. Yeah, like my my mom

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Speaker 1: would send this with food. It was lunch. What was

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Speaker 1: cheese and salami. Cute. No, just really it was very sad.

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Speaker 1: So I would get so jealous of the kids who

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Speaker 1: had lunch a bowles. Do you remember the packaging they

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Speaker 1: would have like a variety of cheeses and cold cuts

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Speaker 1: and a little the pizza. Yeah that was so gross

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Speaker 1: I mean the slippery meat. That's what I couldn't understand.

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Speaker 1: just be spaghetti. There would be no salad, there would

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Speaker 1: be no fruit. The like, I was really lucky that

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Speaker 1: just like that it's terrible lunch. Yeah, I mean too

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Speaker 1: like the snack sized Toritos, and then um, either peanut

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Speaker 1: Oh and the jelly was soak into the bread. Strawberry

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Speaker 1: My locker was fucking filthy. I mean, I'm sure ship

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Speaker 1: know your room was like that. Yeah, everything two months ago.

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Speaker 1: Yeah here, Yeah you haven't changed. I've changed. Your car

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Speaker 1: had cans almost to the uh you know, halfway up

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Speaker 1: it's funny. This was yesterday. I was listening to the

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Speaker 1: Puddles podcast and I learned about how what I'm just

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Speaker 1: plugging it. I know, I know that I'm making a joke.

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Speaker 1: And I learned about how Andrew had his car broken into,

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Speaker 1: and probably all the junk in there deterred the robber.

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Speaker 1: I'm stealing anything smart smart He's like awesome when he

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Speaker 1: got to yeah, I always want When my car got

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Speaker 1: first thing that came to my mind, was like, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for cleaning this up. Getting that taking

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Speaker 1: that CD case. It's much of crap. I love the idea,

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Speaker 1: What did you just Oh, you mean a wax figure?

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Speaker 1: this before, but what if I'm paying forty grand for something,

426
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,359
Speaker 1: get me in and out, treat me well, Yes, it

427
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:54,080
Speaker 1: should be like a venmold. You should go, okay, here's

428
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,120
Speaker 1: two initials you feel you fill out the right. I'm

429
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:57,520
Speaker 1: talking to Chris about this the other day. I was like,

430
00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,280
Speaker 1: I can't buy I don't want to buy a car today.

431
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,680
Speaker 1: I don't have the time. I don't have eight hours

432
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,480
Speaker 1: to spare to buy a fucking car. And he said,

433
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 1: I was trying to buy a car. Um there was

434
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,400
Speaker 1: some there's some football game or something that he wanted

435
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,639
Speaker 1: to watch, some race or something, and he went to

436
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,800
Speaker 1: go buy a car and the guy was like, let's

437
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,680
Speaker 1: do it, and he goes, I need to be done

438
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 1: by this time. This wouldn't kickoff is And it was

439
00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 1: two hours later and the guy was like, we can't

440
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,879
Speaker 1: get done. He goes, okay, then you just lost a sale.

441
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,359
Speaker 1: It's like, what is this really? What it comes down to?

442
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,439
Speaker 1: If someone's a car dealer, can you fucking tell me?

443
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,879
Speaker 1: Why the funk this takes so long? What are you

444
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 1: guys doing? Why does it Why is the manager never there?

445
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 1: Why do you if I'm not financing, if I'm paying cash,

446
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 1: why the fund does it take so long? You're fucking

447
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,880
Speaker 1: with us. You're trying to make it because there are

448
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,120
Speaker 1: some people that like things to just really they love

449
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 1: it drawn out thing. These are the people that like

450
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,760
Speaker 1: to wait in line for things because they feel like

451
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,879
Speaker 1: if they wait in line, if they suffer for it,

452
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 1: much like I was talking about before, then they've somehow

453
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:58,800
Speaker 1: earned it more. You know what I earned that forty

454
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,199
Speaker 1: dollars I stuff word for the money. I want to

455
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 1: get my car and drive away. I don't want to

456
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 1: sit in this stark fucking lobby and sit and talk

457
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 1: to you about your alcoholism, because as you talk you

458
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 1: try to relate to me, telling you me how ship

459
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 1: faced you got last night. I don't want to look

460
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,360
Speaker 1: at the pictures of your stupid kids. I don't want

461
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 1: to sit there and watch you twiddle with your tie

462
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,119
Speaker 1: and be all sweaty and gross. I don't want you

463
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 1: to talk to me about some deal you made yesterday

464
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 1: and about how your boss is so cool and he's

465
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 1: not a safari right now shooting elephants. I don't give

466
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 1: a fuck. I want my fucking car, and I don't

467
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 1: want to go to another office then to talk about

468
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,159
Speaker 1: all the extras you can give me. Why don't you

469
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,159
Speaker 1: tell me about him right here in the desk we're

470
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 1: sitting out. Why don't we to go to another office?

471
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 1: And I don't want to add any of your I

472
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 1: don't want you to offer me a soda. It is

473
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,120
Speaker 1: not interesting that you can get me a soda. Oh

474
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 1: any soda I want? Oh you don't like I can

475
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:52,400
Speaker 1: get that myself. I'm paying forty thou dollars, probably dollars

476
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 1: too much because everything costs way too much. Now you

477
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,239
Speaker 1: can't get a deal to save your fucking life. And

478
00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 1: I what is taking so long? I don't I just

479
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 1: feel like the strong, silent type right now. God, it

480
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,399
Speaker 1: makes me so mad. I really am not going to

481
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 1: buy a car because of it. I want, I'm gonna

482
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that's where you buy one online and

483
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 1: it just drives up and a guy like gives you

484
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 1: a clipboard, you sign it, and then you pull off

485
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:22,440
Speaker 1: in guarantee a car. I guarantee your filling out. You know,

486
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,880
Speaker 1: it's very It's it's like they pull the car off

487
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 1: the thing. It's that they're trying to eliminate this whole

488
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 1: thing because it's so annoying. Why do people like to

489
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 1: waste their time? People look so slow, They look you

490
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 1: and what's anyone waiting in line? Why? Why are you

491
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 1: waiting in line for anything to get in? The clubs

492
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 1: like hammered, like when you want to eat, don't you

493
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,360
Speaker 1: just want to eat? I will never ever wait more

494
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 1: than fifteen minutes for a table. And the only reason

495
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 1: I will wait fifteen minutes for a table is because

496
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 1: I'm with people who are okay with that, and I

497
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 1: want to be a good guy. I want to be

498
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 1: a good dinner partner. Otherwise I would walk away and

499
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 1: go to somewhere else. Waiting in line just it sucks

500
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 1: because they could get you in, but they're creating the

501
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 1: illusion of being in demand by making you wait. Oh

502
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 1: my god, you really just touched the nerve I was.

503
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: I was. I've been to like three different St. Louis

504
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 1: restaurants that have open tables, and they look at you

505
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 1: in the eye and they go an hour and a half.

506
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 1: That is about being understaffed. Don't ruin us, I guess.

507
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, this is the weird part. They

508
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 1: don't have reservations. Some places actually don't have Ressi's the

509
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 1: weird part is they go, I'm not bullishiting like four

510
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 1: different places has happened. They go, sorry, I won't be

511
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: for a minutes. Swear to god. They sit us in

512
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 1: three minutes. So I don't know what's happening. I don't

513
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 1: know what's going on here in St. Louis, where they're

514
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 1: telling you forty to make you feel better. I will

515
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 1: always side with waiters and waitresses. When my dad ever goes, well,

516
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 1: there's a table right there, I go, well, as you've

517
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,360
Speaker 1: never been a waiter. You were a waiter one day

518
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:01,360
Speaker 1: and then a piece of sweat dripped off your nose

519
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,120
Speaker 1: and went in soup and the guy said to you,

520
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 1: you're slipping son. No, you're slipping slim is what someone

521
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 1: said to my dad. And you quit that day. So

522
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 1: my dad doesn't understand what it's like to have seven

523
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 1: tables when you can really only handle five and that's

524
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,639
Speaker 1: why they're open tables because they could only get four

525
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 1: people to work that day. Gen Z doesn't want to work.

526
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: We know that old stereotype. So people call in sick.

527
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 1: You don't have enough people to have to cover the restaurant. Okay,

528
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: I'll handle that. Yeah, I get that's not the way

529
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 1: is running late. That's the kitchen. And it's not even

530
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 1: the kitchen s fault. They're understaffed too. They took the manager,

531
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 1: maybe set too many tables, but they couldn't handle. You know,

532
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a car guy just saying all this

533
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,479
Speaker 1: right now to you go. And actually I think but

534
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: I think it's part of their business model. I just

535
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: don't understand why people are like I look outside a

536
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 1: brunch place and people are just over hanging out in

537
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,439
Speaker 1: the sun waiting for a table. I'm just like, go

538
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: to fucking anywhere else. Do you think they're setting it

539
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 1: up so it seems like the demand is higher you

540
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 1: see people outside you say thirty minutes. I think they're

541
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 1: trying to make it. I think when they do it

542
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 1: inten they make it seem better. When you see what

543
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 1: do you go when you see a line where you

544
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:10,679
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. You go, what, Yeah, it

545
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,439
Speaker 1: breeds curiosity. It breaths like, oh, other people like this.

546
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like this too. There is a part of

547
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,199
Speaker 1: that that like makes you go, oh this is this

548
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: is popular if you're waiting in line for it. But

549
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:24,160
Speaker 1: I just like, I don't. I just hate waiting. I've

550
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 1: realized in my life, my life is scheduled where I

551
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 1: have no downtime, just twiddling my thumbs, being on my phone. Like,

552
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 1: that's why I don't like getting to the airport two

553
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: hours early. I just want to walk straight from the

554
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,679
Speaker 1: t s a right to my gate, get on the plane.

555
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: We had a pilot today first, oh my god, first

556
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: time pilot. We didn't know until we landed. They tell us, Well,

557
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: they told us at the very end we've we landed,

558
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 1: and he goes, this is our pilots. We just want

559
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 1: to say that, uh, your pilot today, it is his

560
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 1: first time flying. He didn't want me to tell you,

561
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna embarrass him a little bit. And I

562
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 1: go they they didn't want to tell us until we landed.

563
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 1: I knew going on because I've flown in enough planes

564
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 1: where it was the first time I was ever in

565
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,719
Speaker 1: a plane, and I started thinking about what happens if

566
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: we go down, Like I stayed calm. I just like

567
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,919
Speaker 1: kept my eyemask on. I was like, I can't do

568
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,239
Speaker 1: anything about this, but I was like, I think this

569
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: plane is going to crash. I have to wrap my

570
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 1: head around dying right now. It was the first time

571
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: ever felt that way, and it's because and then as

572
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: soon as they told us it was his first flight,

573
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 1: I was like, Wow, that's all coming together. We landed

574
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: like we fell out of the sky and God dropped

575
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: us on his toe and he goes, fuck. Well, they go,

576
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: it's gonna be uh. I love when they go it's

577
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 1: gonna be a smooth ride. And then five minutes later

578
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 1: like hold on for dear life, it's like and the

579
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: takeoff was just like it was a little bit herky jerky.

580
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: And then like a kid the first day, yes, listen,

581
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 1: you got there's the first time for everything. It sucks.

582
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: That were the guinea pigs of this guy first time.

583
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: I felt bad for the guy because the pilot that

584
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: told us that he was a new pilot told us

585
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: that he was going to make him stand at the

586
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: front so we could all say good job. When clearly

587
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: we landed, So it was I fly every day of

588
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: my life. It was the worst landing that's I've ever

589
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: had felt. It was very I mean the wings while

590
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: we were going down, it didn't bother me. It was

591
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: just a hard It was just you know, like really hard,

592
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: and so you know it's like it's like your bomb

593
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: on stage and you got to stay after and do

594
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: a meet and greet. Like that's how it felt. I

595
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: felt really bad for the guy because he knew he

596
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,479
Speaker 1: didn't do well. It's like my first pitch, Like that

597
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 1: kid probably flies every day, so well, he's done this

598
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: a million times in preparation for this. It's his first

599
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: day on the job and he fucking curves it to

600
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 1: the right and it goes in the dirt. And now

601
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 1: he's got to like go talk to everyone and act

602
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: like he's not embarrassed about it. But that's how you

603
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: get your wings. I mean there's probably something to like, Okay,

604
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: you job, because it was a good job. I mean, like,

605
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: you know, it's a you gotta do everything for the

606
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: first time. He was he was a sweet boy. I

607
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: was like, you just gotta keep getting up. No, I

608
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: think I think there's something too though, like making him

609
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 1: stand there knowing that it wasn't that good to like build. No.

610
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 1: I think he was like, no, I wanted you guys

611
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: to congratulate him. I don't think he was trying to

612
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 1: make him feel bad. I really don't you think that

613
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: pilot was trying to like haze him. Yeah, no way,

614
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: no way. It was supportive. Um. But I I go

615
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: on Twitter. I looked up first pilots, pilots, first flight

616
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: because I thought there's gotta be people tweeting about this

617
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: has happened a lot. And there was a tweet three

618
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 1: days ago that was like, you, at some point in

619
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 1: your life have been on a plane. It was the

620
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: pilot's first day. It was some like tweet that was

621
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: like and I'm like, oh my god, it was it

622
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: was the airplane. Was the airplane's first day. We were

623
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: on an airplane. Yeah, they're like, oh, this has any

624
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: I want a plane that still has ash trays and exactly,

625
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 1: you know those are the safer ones because they've been

626
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: through it. You know. Man, I was going to say

627
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: something even worse. Well, some of the planes now that

628
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: crash were so computerized that the pilot couldn't take control

629
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: back from those are the ones that like nose dived

630
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: what yeah, no, no, no, no, I'm talking about that. No,

631
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: but it is weird when you get on a plane

632
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: and they have ashtrays, they have just um no, like

633
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: no smoking signs, like why do we need to even

634
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: hear that? Just stuff that that was these planes. But

635
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: because they have such good maintenance, they last so long.

636
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 1: That's why we can fly in planes from the seventies.

637
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: They're being worked on every single day. If you did

638
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: that to your car and replaced everything that needed being replaced,

639
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 1: it would you know, it would still be working too. Acteen.

640
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: I just saw the video of a guy that just

641
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: lit up a cigarette he was on a plane, and

642
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:49,239
Speaker 1: it's just it's so foreign now, the fact that you know,

643
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 1: by someone outside in a blustery field and they're smoking,

644
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: and you go, fuck you, that's like idea, the rudest thing.

645
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can you imagine I'm playing full of

646
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:05,719
Speaker 1: fucking smoke. That's why every one looks so fucking old.

647
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 1: From the sixties, seventies, eighties, it was just smoking constantly.

648
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm around a cigarette one second now and

649
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:16,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh god, like I'm aging. I think crazy

650
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: came back a little bit too. Cigarettes. Yeah, like with

651
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: like teenagers and ship like I mean, jewels trying to

652
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: look cool, like there's something edgy about it with some girl.

653
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: Cigarette it does help cigarette. They were all really cool

654
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: and I wanted one so bad to be cool, but

655
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: I just couldn't, Yeah, because I knew I was just

656
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: going to leave them and be like, oh, cigarette is

657
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 1: way cooler than give me a headache just thinking about

658
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: I remember I smoked my first cigarette and my mom

659
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 1: smoked cigarettes, and I stole one was in the bathroom.

660
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: I didn't even know how to light it. Yeah, just

661
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 1: like just like I saw someone recently and I go, wow,

662
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: she used to have really good skins. Her skins like

663
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: not good anymore, and I didn't know what it was.

664
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, you know, smoker. And then

665
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: I saw later on she's addicted to jewels, and I'm like,

666
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: these jewels are not harmless. They make you look, they

667
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: make you sound like this, And a lot of people

668
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:11,959
Speaker 1: go in the hospital because, yeah, you think you're you're

669
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: getting something better than smoking cigarettes, which I'm sure in

670
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: some way, I mean obviously, but no, you hit the

671
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: thing fucking eight times more than a God, we were

672
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: when we were a F boy the first time. Yeah,

673
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: there was a there was a guy that um Robin witnessed,

674
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: you know my hair makeup girl Robin witnessed. He was

675
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,959
Speaker 1: one of the f boys. And she said that he

676
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: was pulling from um a vight pen and that he

677
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 1: never took a single breath of oxygen. Every single breath

678
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 1: he took, he would blow it out again, out again.

679
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 1: She watched him for ten minutes and he did not smoke.

680
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 1: He did not have one breath of fresh hackets oxygen.

681
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: How fucking insane is that? It was cool he won

682
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 1: walked through a cloud sometimes and I just out, that's

683
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: my life now, that's how big. Some of the clouds

684
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: were in New York City. Remember a little black box

685
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: on them. Yes, they look like a little hand to

686
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 1: help in the quarter. Very like smoke come out of those.

687
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: I have no idea, but it's crazy. I literally feel

688
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: like a plane that's trying to land, and it's like

689
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: you don't layd until the very end. And that's how

690
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,480
Speaker 1: I fell inside those clouds. Oh where you're like, where's

691
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 1: the ground? Yeah? When it's just so much like whatever.

692
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: They has such a good joke about that on his

693
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 1: special about like landing and like a really really scary

694
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,839
Speaker 1: flight where he literally almost died on a plane on

695
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 1: a private jet. Um, and it's about that he landed

696
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: in the pilots like we're landing and they're like, please

697
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 1: don't and they're like, we're going to do it. And

698
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: they land and he gets off the plane and there's

699
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: no he's he goes, there's no other planes, it's like

700
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,399
Speaker 1: and he walks around and he sees like through the

701
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: fog and like these like guys that are just standing

702
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: there like like like to baggage handler guys being like

703
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,839
Speaker 1: your plane just flew fell out of the sky. Like

704
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: and he goes, where's all the planes and they're like,

705
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:20,240
Speaker 1: we know one. Everyone diverted. We've diverted like a dozen planes.

706
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,359
Speaker 1: You're the only one. And like and then the he

707
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: the joke is like but he turns to the pilot

708
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 1: and the pilot goes, yeah, the pussy's and he's like smoking.

709
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: But the bin is so funny. But it's like so um,

710
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: it's all up to the pilot's discretion. I mean, like

711
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: Kobe Bryant, we don't know who made the argument to

712
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: like just go through the fog. But if they would

713
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: have just when you see something that you go, maybe

714
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 1: I might die doing this, but I won't. I'm always

715
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: going to air on the side of I will I'm

716
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: gonna do. That's the opposite of a line like the

717
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 1: idea that you you gotta get to like a high

718
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: school game, and every don't even matter what, how, what

719
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: how We're going to get there. I don't give a

720
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: shit about any of the costume tape. We're going, yes,

721
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,800
Speaker 1: like so many people just go. And that's how sometimes

722
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 1: when we were driving on the road, I feel that way,

723
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 1: Like when we have like a driver who's just like

724
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 1: in a rush to get something and you're just like,

725
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: I'm going to die because this guy wants to get

726
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: one more uber drive under his belt or something like.

727
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,359
Speaker 1: It's just and then you don't want to say anything

728
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,399
Speaker 1: because you're like, I don't want to make it bad.

729
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: But then you're like, am I gonna die because I

730
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 1: don't want to make this guy upset? Or I don't

731
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: want to be a backseat driver. It's myself dying like

732
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: that where some guys driving like a fucking asshole and

733
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, you know what, I'd still be falling

734
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: off the cliff going I would have taken this turn.

735
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the days. Man. Apparently you

736
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 1: had a good weekend, I heard folks. Maybe he didn't

737
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: so good seeing so many best needs we had all

738
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 1: the swells. It's Monday as well. Yes, oh my god,

739
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 1: like like I almost started crying last night when that

740
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:07,839
Speaker 1: girl was crying. It was it was something. Shout out

741
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 1: to everyone who came and did the meeting grades and

742
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:12,919
Speaker 1: came to the shows this weekend. There were so many

743
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: best seas there. We know who you are immediately. You

744
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 1: don't even have to tell us or be wearing merch.

745
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: You just get a vibe because they're so sweet. So

746
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,399
Speaker 1: many I got so many letters, so many gifts. Um,

747
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: they give you too much ship and some of them

748
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 1: abandon all right, so fun well. Um. One California couple's

749
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: worst nightmare might be Nikki's dream come true. California couple

750
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: of returns returns home from vacation but find their house

751
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: filled with birds. Hundreds of swallows had invaded the home,

752
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: apparently getting in through the chimney. But owner said, we

753
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: opened the door and it's like an Alfred Hitchcock movie.

754
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: Whoa it's like, oh, that's scary. They look like almost

755
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,320
Speaker 1: like hornets nest because they're like any kind of animal

756
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: just swarming is really really were blinds on top that

757
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: was like it's a decorative like garland that was the

758
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: Christmas decorations. So there's like a window with um, you

759
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: know what are those like blinds? And then at the

760
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: top there it looks like there's just these hordes of

761
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 1: swallows that look like a bunch of hornets nuts. Oh

762
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: my god. Over three hours to get all the birds

763
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: out of the house, which is currently uninhabitable. The furniture, carpets,

764
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: and blinds were all destroyed, and the worst part is

765
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,759
Speaker 1: that their homeowners insurance won't cover the damage. They have

766
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: an exclusion on the policy in regards to birds. They

767
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: will not pay the claim. Wow, it's like your thing

768
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 1: with the window Andrew is window bust started by those

769
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: thieves and and the insurance would not cover it. A bird?

770
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:02,399
Speaker 1: Can you imagine not reading to find like it's like

771
00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: pigs we got you, Like, like what is this where birds?

772
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:13,320
Speaker 1: Like how are birds excluded from this? What's it? Probably

773
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: says like animal infestation, like anything other than termites, like

774
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: maybe the classics and there's probably like some or maybe

775
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: it means it's common. It's so common that the insurance

776
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,760
Speaker 1: policies like, yeah, we're not coming, maybe we don't know

777
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: about how is it common? How many times I've never

778
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: heard this? Insurance companies know, and people that have the

779
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: bird in sestations they don't talk about it. They're too ashamed.

780
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: So that's so many birds, Like you ever see like

781
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 1: birds they fly together, they fly and then they kind

782
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: of like move like like like smoke like the way

783
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: the same. Have you ever seen bees do that? Any

784
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: kind of animal just like getting together in a group

785
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: is so gross? People, yeah, even yeah people lines don't

786
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 1: like lines. Why I'm not going back to Marti Gras,

787
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: I'll oh my god. You ever see that where the

788
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: bees will suddenly just like pick a you know, a

789
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: car bumper and just like the corner of it, and

790
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,919
Speaker 1: they just thousands of them in this little patch. It's

791
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 1: so gross, just blindly in the blind. Yes, I mean

792
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: that's what Marty Gros was. Marty did you ever go

793
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 1: to Marty Grot? Now in St. Louis, we have the

794
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: second largest one. Do you really is there too? You

795
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 1: live here? Do we really? Ye? I'll tell you what,

796
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 1: there's nothing scarier to meet on Bourbon Street and not

797
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 1: having control of where you're walking, like you're just getting

798
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:40,919
Speaker 1: pushed and everyone's like like yeah. My sister she once said,

799
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: I for forget where we are going. There was some

800
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: concerts something. She was like, I just don't want to go.

801
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 1: I just like hate crowds and I go, brother, like,

802
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: I was like, who is like I love crowd people? Really? Yes?

803
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,720
Speaker 1: Why do you think you're come on? You know, people

804
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: like fun and they put up with the crowd, but

805
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 1: no one likes crowding. People like a crowd. People love

806
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:01,800
Speaker 1: the energy. I guess it is the same thing of

807
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,839
Speaker 1: people liking lines, like people like things. I cannot under

808
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:13,800
Speaker 1: does that. Yeah, that is a bizarre s on our Instagram.

809
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: I like New Year's crowds. No, but you know what

810
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 1: Andrew said last night, like you can tell best our

811
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: besties when we meet them. They're never ones that say

812
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 1: anything creepy. They're never ones that like pitch us jokes

813
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 1: that are like really indecent. They never try to grab

814
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 1: me in a weird way. Besties always are just like

815
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,359
Speaker 1: the nicest, They're just like normal people. I don't think

816
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 1: our listeners would like crowds. I just trust them to

817
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 1: be cooler than that. I don't know. It is weird,

818
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: Like there's just a certain type of person that comes

819
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: to my show and will creably rub my back. This

820
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 1: guy the other night just rubbing my back like this,

821
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: like behind the scenes, just like trying to do something

822
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:54,240
Speaker 1: to me that I would go, Wow, that one was special.

823
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: I gotta find him again. Like you can tell he's

824
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 1: just trying to do something. I grabbed like near your

825
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: near your tit, like just close enough to the tit

826
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: where it's like he's kind of touching the tip, but

827
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 1: you couldn't accuse him of the tip. Yes, yes, it

828
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: was like that aana ariana Grande thing. Yeah, yeah, the

829
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: preacher grabbing like they know right where to grab where.

830
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: It's like you couldn't say anything because they'd be like, well, oh,

831
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: I didn't know suber driver driving hitty. It's it's just

832
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 1: it's just too much of a hassle to call it out. Yeah,

833
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: but bessies never do that. They're always just they just

834
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: say nice things. They they they cry sometimes and they're

835
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: like embarrassed of that. I'm like, no, this is awesome.

836
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: I love your emotions. Don't. But just you don't say

837
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 1: anything dirty, You're not like I gotta tell you, I

838
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 1: didn't love this one thing I saw you on, Like

839
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: they always have to say something like you were great,

840
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 1: But come on where something that you're not pulling down

841
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: the whole time? Can you be a little bit more comfortable.

842
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,280
Speaker 1: I would love to see you in more, something more comfortable.

843
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: On stage, you looked uncomfortable and I'm just like, because

844
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:04,319
Speaker 1: it didn't fit. Motherfucker, I ate too much last week.

845
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: I am uncomfortable and now I'm even more uncomfortable because

846
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 1: you're calling it out in front of my friends, Like

847
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 1: I always have to say something speaking of awesome besties.

848
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: Speaking of awesome besties, we had Rally send us this

849
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: story that is incredible. A woman bought a sculpture at

850
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 1: Goodwill for thirty and it was actually a missing ancient

851
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: Roman bust dating back two thousand years. How the fund

852
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: did that? Like not telling you how much it's worth.

853
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: I didn't sell it. I'm keeping it. How much was

854
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: it worth? It didn't say, I mean it's pretty much priceless. Um.

855
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 1: The woman actually is an antique dealer, which makes me

856
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: think that she probably gravitated towards this thing just from

857
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:56,319
Speaker 1: her intuition, and she bought it in twenty eighteen. It

858
00:43:56,320 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 1: had taken years to determine the authenticity of the bust. However,

859
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: after consulting a range of experts, she was able to

860
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: notify the German government of the finding and made arrangement

861
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:11,319
Speaker 1: to return into the Bavarian Administration of State owned Palaces.

862
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 1: That yeah, it's like on its way back, I think. Well.

863
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: She first wanted it to be put on displaying her

864
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,800
Speaker 1: home state, and an agreement was eventually made to allow

865
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 1: the sculpture to be put on exhibit at the San

866
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: Antonio Museum of Art. Okay, and then it's quite alright, No,

867
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 1: I bet it's just like, no, this is like the

868
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: property of the world or something. I'm selling that evening, right, Yeah, dude,

869
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:44,240
Speaker 1: just nine thousand years. I do love when you find

870
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: a good deal. I've been like looking for guitars deal

871
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: you got or like a recent good deal. I'd never

872
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 1: get good deals. I always overpay always. I've never once

873
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 1: gotten a deal on any literally anything. I'm not kidding you.

874
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,279
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like low balling people. I don't

875
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: like haggling. I like giving people more than what they

876
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 1: kind of want because people are always just trying to

877
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: make enough money to just like give my kid a lunchable,

878
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,879
Speaker 1: and I'm like, get your kid the pizza lunchable. It's

879
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: on me, Like, I just I don't like being, especially

880
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: people who are like artisans, like haggling people to get

881
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what, just if you have enough money,

882
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: just pay what they're asking. Stop this. But I know

883
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 1: that's how people get rich as being you know. But

884
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: I never a good deal ever. I don't think I've

885
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 1: ever once said like, oh man, I really got paid

886
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 1: out for this. I've never seeked it out. I've never

887
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 1: thought I'm gonna go some and find a deal. I've

888
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: never done that. My mom put the work in. The

889
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: only time I've ever made money back on any investment

890
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 1: was on accident. What was it? I bought a watch

891
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,879
Speaker 1: and I lost everything and I sold the watch back

892
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,800
Speaker 1: and it and it went up like nine hundred bucks.

893
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: Yeah oh and the website, Yeah you are. But I

894
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 1: stumbled into that that I've never gone to like go

895
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 1: daddy and and like, let me think of fucking some

896
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: names that I could give for three dollars. It's not

897
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 1: good at investing. What about you know, have you ever

898
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 1: invested in anything that had a good return? No? Yeah,

899
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: I've seen where like the guy will like he's like

900
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: I make a hundred fifty a month, and he's like,

901
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: this is what I do. You see this thing that

902
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: sells for two dollars at Walmart, Well it sells for

903
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: four dollars here, so I make that two extra dollars.

904
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,359
Speaker 1: I just buy it in bulk at It's just like,

905
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: what are you? This is your job? And also I

906
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: don't believe you. I don't understand people that sell things

907
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: on posh Mark that I buy. I'm like, you're selling

908
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 1: the stress for seventeen dollars. You have to ship it,

909
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 1: so like, I don't know what could you be. I

910
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 1: guess they're making seventeen dollars, which is worth it, But

911
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: like to me, I don't think I've ever shipped anything

912
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: in the past five years. Going to the post office

913
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,280
Speaker 1: stresses me out so much. I bought a belt today.

914
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: I got a belt arrived today. It was a size

915
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: thirty thirty four and I went to put it around

916
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: my waist and I was like, my thirty nine, Like

917
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 1: I thought I bought a thirty. I was no, I'm

918
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 1: just a thirty four. What you thought you were a thirty? No,

919
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: I was an accident. I don't know. I know I

920
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 1: could return it, but this goes back to the whole

921
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,839
Speaker 1: what do I do? Don't put it? I gotta fucking

922
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 1: ship and then print a label. I don't have a printer. Like,

923
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: returning things stresses me out. I put another hole in it.

924
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 1: About four pairs of jeans from Good American, these jeans

925
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: that they just got me one fucking Instagram at I

926
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 1: bought four pair none of them that no, none of

927
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: them that all one size. They were all too big,

928
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 1: even though, like because it's Chloe Kardashian and they fucking

929
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 1: try to make you feel skinnier, so they size it

930
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: in a way where it's like, oh, I'm a size two,

931
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: when really I'm a size fucking eight. And it's like, okay,

932
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 1: well so you I bought all these genes that none

933
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 1: of them fit. And I waited and waited and waited,

934
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: and then the second I go, I have I hire

935
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 1: someone to return them for me, because I'm too stressed

936
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: out to do it myself. I get a text that

937
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,399
Speaker 1: says I just checked and it's past the time. When

938
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: you can return. So I just I just spent five

939
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 1: on jeans that probably more four pairs of jeans. They

940
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 1: were like probably six d dollars in jeans. And just

941
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 1: because I'm lazy I cannot buy things. I will not

942
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: return them. I will not return them. What's wrong with

943
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: me to think? Like someone buys jeans that are too

944
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: big and and you're like, I'll I just gotta get

945
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: fat now, Like I just got like part of me.

946
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 1: I had a I had a thought, ID go, oh,

947
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: just I'll just you know what, I'll just work out

948
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 1: more and get into the thirty. I will never fit.

949
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: Like for a second there, I was like I could

950
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,359
Speaker 1: get into a thirty. Yes, I would have to put

951
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 1: a hole. I'd have to extend it and put a hole. Right,

952
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 1: you have to kill a cow, stry out the hide

953
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 1: and attach more about Do you imagine if we lived

954
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 1: in those times where you had to like fucking it

955
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,919
Speaker 1: would be nice because when you've got something, you would

956
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: keep it forever. You would like honor it. Oh my god,

957
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Well one of the best see this weekend.

958
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 1: I saw her and I go, oh my god, this

959
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 1: outfits amazing, And I go, where did you get these cheans.

960
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: She goes, I rent my clothes and I go rent

961
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: the runway. I've been seeing these fucking on rent the

962
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 1: runway and she goes, No, this other rent and she

963
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 1: sent me her code. I got off my first month.

964
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 1: I'm renting clothes from now on. I don't want to

965
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 1: deal with any more new clothes. But that's so easy.

966
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 1: It's there's literally we have a FedEx drop off downstairs.

967
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 1: You just throw the ship in the bag, unwashed. They

968
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 1: give you the label, You flip the label. That is

969
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,879
Speaker 1: that I can do standing in line at the post

970
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 1: office and then having them type in the zip code.

971
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:42,719
Speaker 1: Do you want to buy insurance for this? Do you

972
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: want confirmation? Do you want like packaging it? Wrapping it

973
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,240
Speaker 1: and bubbled? Like my mom's so good at that stuff

974
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 1: she ships. She goes to post on us every day.

975
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 1: She kind of like loves it. I don't understand it.

976
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 1: I can't get it. I mean, I think an at

977
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 1: home printer could help, right, But then you have to

978
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: call them. You have to tap the label, and then

979
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,399
Speaker 1: they can never find tape. And if I do find

980
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: the tape, that it doesn't I can't get peel it

981
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: off because it's stuck in a way that it looks

982
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 1: like it doesn't even have an end to it. Do

983
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? And then I get stressed,

984
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: and then I peel off little pieces of the tape

985
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 1: and I try to make it. It's a nightmare. I

986
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: can't do it. This is my A d D. This

987
00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: is like my dirty locker thing. I cannot cannot return things,

988
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:24,440
Speaker 1: I cannot ship things. I'm incapable of it. It stresses

989
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: me out. I feel like I'm gonna get arrested when

990
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,399
Speaker 1: I go there because I'm gonna be doing it. Feels

991
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 1: like I'm going through customs. It's too the company by

992
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: returning it, it's like, you know, I feel like they're

993
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,359
Speaker 1: going to get and go. No, we can tell your

994
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 1: fingerprints have been on this and you have dirty vagina

995
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 1: smelling pussy fingers or something like. They'll just be like

996
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 1: this smells gross because it was in your room once.

997
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 1: This was really funny too. I got dressed Jues with

998
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 1: I got I finally got dressed. Shoes as a year

999
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 1: old man there too slippery to walk. I don't know

1000
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 1: who's walking in these things. I can't. I literally put

1001
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 1: them on, and I felt like it was like slick shoes,

1002
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 1: like it was a prank. Oh my god, both those

1003
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: things on your shoes. And there's like a in the

1004
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: in the nineties, there was a workout thing where it

1005
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: would be like a a flat surface. And I don't

1006
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 1: know what to do. Take them to your class. I

1007
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: think what you gotta do is I think I gotta

1008
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 1: wear them outs. I gotta scuff them up. I'm gonna

1009
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 1: to a shoemaker, a cobbler and put rubber because they're

1010
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:27,800
Speaker 1: probably wooden bottoms. Right, Yes, what do you do? What

1011
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: does shoe doesn't come wearable? Did you get a good

1012
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,400
Speaker 1: deal on these shoes? I mean they weren't that expensive.

1013
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: I'm not saying the company because they haven't sent me

1014
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,239
Speaker 1: my boots yet and it's been fucking seven days and

1015
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 1: I can't get it. They're trying to scuff them up

1016
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: there to give him time. You know, with videos, I

1017
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,879
Speaker 1: love a horse getting his shoes taken off. Oh yeah,

1018
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 1: that's that's me watching wart videos. Dude. It's scraping out.

1019
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 1: It's like extracting this like stuff that is that's wart videos.

1020
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 1: You like watching those hoof videos. You're no different from me.

1021
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 1: I just go about it a different way. That is

1022
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 1: the same kind of thing. It's like hard, like like

1023
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 1: getting dirt out and all that, like whatever that crusty

1024
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: stuff is. Okay, we gotta go to break. Let's go

1025
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:11,839
Speaker 1: back with why do I care? Why do I care?

1026
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Joe Alwyn reveals how Taylor Swift

1027
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 1: feels about his racy scenes in conversations with friends. Really,

1028
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 1: I thought she's cool about it. He does not ever

1029
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 1: say anything about her. So this, let me guess whatever

1030
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: he said, no offense, I love you so much, but

1031
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: you scripted this. So let's hear what Taylor had to

1032
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:45,840
Speaker 1: say through Joe's mouth, because there it's true. That's they

1033
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 1: both collaborate together and they come up with exactly what

1034
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 1: they're saying. Well, no, because they keep everything hard and

1035
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 1: it's a good movie. It's a great way to advertise

1036
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: the movie without advertising the movie. Okay, but go ahead,

1037
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 1: all right, it's he says, I mean, she's read the

1038
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 1: book and she loves the book. She knows it. He

1039
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 1: told extra. She just like couldn't be a bigger fan

1040
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 1: of the project. Okay, So nothing, he said nothing exactly.

1041
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: That's what they always They never say anything about their relationship.

1042
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 1: I respect it. I love it because they're just they're

1043
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 1: not doing it for publicity. If they were, they would

1044
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: do what ben Affleck and j Lo do and have

1045
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 1: paparazzi shoot them touring houses on the beach, like they

1046
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:30,440
Speaker 1: called the paparazzi to let them know when they're we're

1047
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,320
Speaker 1: going to take our daughter to the bat and cage

1048
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: like that's that's a couple that loves being in the press.

1049
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift doesn't wants to keep this separate. Now do

1050
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: you think Taylor ten years from now would do something

1051
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 1: like that? Ten year Swift? You know what I mean?

1052
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: Do you think it's because no, no, no, no. I

1053
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: think she in the past, she's done stuff. I think

1054
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 1: in the past when she was less mature, she definitely

1055
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 1: was okay with like being paparazz seed, but then she

1056
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: really is it ruins relationships. I'm just thinking that if

1057
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 1: you're on if your career is, you know, deflating at all,

1058
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,319
Speaker 1: you would try to do something like that, or while

1059
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 1: you're coming out. Girl does not have a hard time

1060
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 1: going away. And I know that's maybe because you're like, oh,

1061
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 1: she doesn't need to worry. She has fans a lot

1062
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 1: of times though when people are super popular, they worry

1063
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:21,359
Speaker 1: they're gonna lose it, so they keep going. I mean

1064
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,319
Speaker 1: I relate to that. I'd be scared to go away

1065
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 1: even if I was super famous, because I'd be like,

1066
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,399
Speaker 1: they'll forget about me. She went away for a whole year.

1067
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: We haven't really heard from her for a really long

1068
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:32,800
Speaker 1: time now, even um, she didn't go to the met gala.

1069
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 1: You know, she was invited. Like, there's something about that

1070
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,959
Speaker 1: I really respect because I'm like, she's turning down opportunities

1071
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,759
Speaker 1: for us to all look at her and admire her

1072
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 1: and for her name to be in the press. And yeah,

1073
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 1: her name is getting in the press because her boyfriend's

1074
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,880
Speaker 1: doing an article. Because we will take anything we can

1075
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 1: get because she's not giving us anything. Do I think

1076
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: that's a tactic? No, I don't, Andrew, I don't. All right,

1077
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 1: let's get to top one, bottom one. The category today

1078
00:54:55,880 --> 00:55:04,320
Speaker 1: is friends. Top one, bottom one friends. Unbelievable. No, no, No,

1079
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: that would be fun too. Yeah, I mean I think

1080
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: that's everyone. That would be an interesting one. Actually we

1081
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 1: could do both. Okay, So um, let's start with your

1082
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 1: bottom friend, the worst friend you've ever had, and you

1083
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 1: don't say their name. I want to know Ross not

1084
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:26,320
Speaker 1: from the show Friends is also himself to know this

1085
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,240
Speaker 1: guy Ross Sullivan. I think his name was Ross Sullivan.

1086
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 1: He was just kid and we were kind of friendly.

1087
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 1: Ross and Claire. Yeah, that's his real name. Coming at you.

1088
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 1: Maybe we shouldn't um turn it up his last name.

1089
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:47,399
Speaker 1: Make sure you just really really crystal clear. Yeah, let's

1090
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 1: get that like spatial audio for that. So we were

1091
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 1: friendly in high school. He was a year older than me.

1092
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 1: He was tall and very skinny, and I was very

1093
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,800
Speaker 1: small at the time, and we were friendly, and I

1094
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:00,320
Speaker 1: had a little bit of a big mouth for a

1095
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: small kid, like I was funny. Uh yeah, it was bigger.

1096
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,280
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's bigger then it was, it's close.

1097
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 1: So yeah, my tongue was still the mouth was smaller

1098
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:17,120
Speaker 1: for that sense, as in like you couldn't open I know,

1099
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:20,279
Speaker 1: I wish so too. I'm trying not to say like,

1100
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:25,600
Speaker 1: okay um so uh no one day you've just released.

1101
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:28,400
Speaker 1: Now that you've said it, we're listening for likes, but

1102
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:30,280
Speaker 1: try not to say like the rest of the episode.

1103
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 1: Let's let's all try okay um similar as uh so

1104
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 1: um we were in I can't do it whatever. So

1105
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 1: we were in the after gym or whatever. He got

1106
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: in my face and he was he called me like,

1107
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 1: he's like, funk your Like he went off on me,

1108
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:58,439
Speaker 1: like to a bully, to an extent that you won't

1109
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 1: fucking do ship. You know, it was your friend. Initially

1110
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 1: he was my friend? Why did he turn on you?

1111
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: What happened? He was just mad at himself for being

1112
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: so skinny. I think like he was, so did you

1113
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 1: say something? Probably like just jokingly. Honestly, thinking back at

1114
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,439
Speaker 1: the story, it was kind of out of nowhere. Maybe

1115
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 1: we're all kind of rassing each other. But I remember

1116
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 1: just sitting down. I was sitting down in the locker

1117
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 1: room and he was standing above me and he's like,

1118
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 1: you're fucking pussy. You won't do ship. Yeah, you're just

1119
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 1: gonna sit there. And I just remember it's one of

1120
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: those moments where I was like, how am I not

1121
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 1: fighting for myself right now? And it was like and

1122
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 1: he's calling me out and I want to fight, but

1123
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to lose and like but and he

1124
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 1: was like like just went in like you fucking je

1125
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:45,920
Speaker 1: fuck your mom, fuck you, like like everything. People hear

1126
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 1: it and they were like Yeah. There were like two

1127
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 1: other people in there, and I remember so they were

1128
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:51,760
Speaker 1: like witnesses to me being a little bit and I

1129
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 1: was like, I know, I just remember looking down like

1130
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 1: if I just want to fuck, I gotta fight, I

1131
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 1: gotta fun. And I didn't fight. And then I remember

1132
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 1: seeing him at a party like five years later, and

1133
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: I was jacked then and I was like, I'm gonna

1134
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 1: fucking kill him, like I wanted to. I still like

1135
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 1: was I don't know, like I envisioned just murdering him

1136
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 1: at this party and at that point I could, you know,

1137
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 1: And what happened. My buddy talked me out of doing

1138
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 1: He's just like, dude, it's not worth it. Also, you're

1139
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 1: fighting over something that happened. It's just a weird thing.

1140
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 1: I'm friend my honor. No, I haven't talked. I've never talked.

1141
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:35,919
Speaker 1: I never talked to him after that. Yeah, said times,

1142
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 1: but I stopped keeping trying. Yeah, yeah, we forgot. You

1143
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 1: know what, do you have a bad friend? Um? I

1144
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 1: don't care. Okay, so currently I don't have any bad friends,

1145
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:50,640
Speaker 1: but I feel like we would not be listening someone

1146
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 1: that we were still friends with. Yeah. Yeah, so, um,

1147
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:56,560
Speaker 1: this was the thing that made this person a bad

1148
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 1: friend is that I let them into my life and

1149
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 1: they slowly cannibalized all I had to offer and then

1150
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: they shut me out of it, meaning they became friends

1151
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 1: with all my friends. And then you know, like I

1152
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:12,560
Speaker 1: made sure to invite her because she she didn't have

1153
00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 1: that many friends, um, and I and I invited her along,

1154
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 1: you know, come come hang out with us, comes in

1155
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,439
Speaker 1: in on this podcast with us, come do all these things.

1156
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 1: And then slowly I find out that, oh, you all

1157
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:30,760
Speaker 1: hung out this weekend and nobody invited me. And I

1158
00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 1: would always like I just had to stop being friends

1159
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 1: with her, and I did, and I told my friends.

1160
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 1: I was like, um, because we did a podcast together,

1161
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I can't have her on the podcast

1162
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 1: anymore because I don't want anything to do with her.

1163
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 1: And she she would talk about me behind my back.

1164
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 1: I didn't even like all I was was just giving

1165
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: to her. In my opinion, I was there was something else,

1166
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 1: but it was, you know, she was just like the

1167
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 1: type of person that would take and take and take

1168
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 1: and take. But she had a lot of yeah, and

1169
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 1: she and she had a lot to entice my friends with,

1170
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 1: Like she had her own house, she had a car

1171
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 1: that she would drive everyone around. She had Did you

1172
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 1: ever really like her? Though? Because I feel like these

1173
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 1: a lot of these relationships. Did you did? What did

1174
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 1: you like about her? What drew you to her? In

1175
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: the beginning, she was very like just a naturally funny

1176
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 1: and bombastic person, just really loud. She was a big

1177
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 1: fan of radio, and I was working in radio, and

1178
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 1: she know, she loved listening to Opie and Anthony and

1179
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 1: I would tell her stories what was happening down the hall.

1180
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 1: So she just loved to hear that stuff. Yeah, and

1181
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 1: you know, and and she was just like a girl

1182
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 1: that I had never been friends with before. Um. She

1183
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 1: also had this weird, like crazy sexual side. She'd like

1184
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:44,560
Speaker 1: joined this website called collar Me, and she would tell

1185
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:51,240
Speaker 1: me about all these like strange interesting friend and treated

1186
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,600
Speaker 1: like a dog. Is that what happened? Well? I feel

1187
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 1: like eventually she tried to like dominate me, you know,

1188
01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 1: because it was just in my personality. You'd be the collar.

1189
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 1: I yeah, I was the bottom. She was the top.

1190
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So glad, Yeah, what's she doing now?

1191
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 1: Like do you still you did you block her? Do

1192
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 1: you think about her? Ever? My friends stayed friends with her,

1193
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 1: which I had to accept um, and I couldn't fault

1194
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 1: them for why didn't she do it to them too?

1195
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:24,400
Speaker 1: Or did she? I don't know? Or is there something

1196
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 1: wrong with you? Kidding? Yeah, there's a lot wrong with me,

1197
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 1: know it's You're the nicest. Ever I can't I can't

1198
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 1: imagine someone not being friends with you. It doesn't make

1199
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:37,440
Speaker 1: sense to me. At the same token, this was like

1200
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 1: in my late twenties, and I was not emotionally intelligent

1201
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:44,080
Speaker 1: at all, So I don't know. I could have been

1202
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:48,439
Speaker 1: doing or saying something without even realizing it. Yes, yes,

1203
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 1: and then never have a conversation with her, never just

1204
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 1: ghosted each other and just never spoke again. I have

1205
01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 1: a lot of adult friends lately who have um had girls,

1206
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:06,560
Speaker 1: you know, mostly women who have girlfriends, who all they

1207
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 1: do is bitch about them. All they do is complain

1208
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 1: about these friends doing their things, taking advantage of them,

1209
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:16,720
Speaker 1: stealing from them in myrriad ways, and just just being rude,

1210
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:21,000
Speaker 1: being just taking and taking taking, And these people are

1211
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 1: very cunning and they're good at what they do because

1212
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,160
Speaker 1: that's how they've gotten by in life. Is like being

1213
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 1: your friend, get like showering you with affection and then

1214
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 1: taking and taking, digging and always making things seem like

1215
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 1: it's your fault, and like I had one friend. I'm

1216
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 1: not joking. This is a real story. Her friend was

1217
01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:39,600
Speaker 1: staying at her house because she had found out she

1218
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:43,000
Speaker 1: was like uh in it, Like she reached out to

1219
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 1: her friend because she knew her my friend was in

1220
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:49,320
Speaker 1: the city even though she was like on vacation there

1221
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:51,600
Speaker 1: or like staying with someone at this like awesome house,

1222
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:53,760
Speaker 1: and she knew my friend was there. She just reached

1223
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 1: out randomly to be like just thinking of you. She was,

1224
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:57,440
Speaker 1: what are you up to? And my friends like, oh,

1225
01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 1: I'm actually in you know, San Antonio. Where where the

1226
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 1: fun she was? And she was, I'm here too, I

1227
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:05,200
Speaker 1: knew she was there. Oh my god, my hotel just

1228
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:08,560
Speaker 1: fell through, like all this crazy coincidences. Needs a place

1229
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:10,640
Speaker 1: to stay, of course, she's so she gets my friend

1230
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:12,680
Speaker 1: to let her stay at the place she's staying at

1231
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 1: because the places her boyfriends, and so my friend is

1232
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:18,520
Speaker 1: able to offer a room, and so she does. And

1233
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 1: then this is not a separate occurrence. This friend stayed

1234
01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:23,919
Speaker 1: at my friend's place while she was out of town.

1235
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 1: A pair of shoes arrived from Zara a package, She

1236
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:33,200
Speaker 1: opened the shoes and wore them. Has anyone ever heard

1237
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 1: of anything like this? And this person remained friends with her,

1238
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 1: and because she kept always this girl was so good

1239
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:41,919
Speaker 1: and making it seem like she was doing nothing wrong.

1240
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:43,959
Speaker 1: She didn't understand. Oh no, I didn't know that would

1241
01:03:44,040 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 1: hurt you steal from her constantly jewelry would go missing,

1242
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:49,040
Speaker 1: and then she would see her friend wearing and be like, no,

1243
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 1: you lent this to meet ship like that, And it

1244
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:54,080
Speaker 1: was like it just happened recently where I told her

1245
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:55,800
Speaker 1: because she was talking about this friend, and I go,

1246
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:58,200
Speaker 1: you gotta be done with this. I can't be I

1247
01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:01,080
Speaker 1: honestly can't be friends with someone who gets mistreated this way.

1248
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 1: Like I'll say something on my podcast and hopefully this

1249
01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 1: girl hearst. Who's your your bottom friend? My bottom friend?

1250
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I have a couple that are just too

1251
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:15,520
Speaker 1: I just don't want that. I don't want them back

1252
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 1: in my life, so I don't want to talk about

1253
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:21,240
Speaker 1: them on here. I have actually several that you just

1254
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,480
Speaker 1: have to Eventually you just realize like, oh this is

1255
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 1: this friendship is not doesn't go both ways. Things are

1256
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:33,840
Speaker 1: not think uh, this person or you just realize I

1257
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:36,760
Speaker 1: don't think I like this person. I don't really like

1258
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:38,520
Speaker 1: hanging out with them. I hang out with them at

1259
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 1: an obligation to be nice, and that's not good enough.

1260
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:44,400
Speaker 1: Like it is nice for you to be nice to

1261
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:47,600
Speaker 1: people that need friends, to go visit old people who

1262
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 1: are you know, stuck inside. And if someone has the

1263
01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:54,479
Speaker 1: ability to make friends and it's just a bad friend,

1264
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,280
Speaker 1: never ask you about yourself. When they do, they make

1265
01:04:57,320 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 1: it about themselves. All of these things that's on them.

1266
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,040
Speaker 1: Free yourself. It is not up to you to remain

1267
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:03,920
Speaker 1: friends with that person. It took me a long time

1268
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,200
Speaker 1: to do that. You don't have to tell this person anything.

1269
01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:08,960
Speaker 1: You can do what a friend did to me one

1270
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 1: time when she didn't want to be friends with me

1271
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:13,040
Speaker 1: anymore and said, Babe, I just need some space right now.

1272
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:16,000
Speaker 1: That is a gentle way to let someone down in

1273
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:17,960
Speaker 1: a way that's like I just need space from you.

1274
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:20,800
Speaker 1: And then that space can there's no time limit, so

1275
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,080
Speaker 1: you can just that can last forever. So I've used that.

1276
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:26,200
Speaker 1: That was used on me once before. And then the

1277
01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 1: worst friend I ever had, though was like my uh

1278
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 1: was this girl in third grade who was like best

1279
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:32,960
Speaker 1: friends with my best friend, and she convinced my best

1280
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 1: friend to like hate me and tell the class that

1281
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:36,280
Speaker 1: I went to bed and called me a bit and

1282
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,200
Speaker 1: all this stuff. And she's a third grade though. I

1283
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,560
Speaker 1: mean that, But that was my first like they were

1284
01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:42,440
Speaker 1: my only friends, and then I had no friends, and

1285
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:44,320
Speaker 1: then then God Curson came along. But yeah, that was

1286
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:49,000
Speaker 1: and then um and then my least favorite friend from

1287
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:52,800
Speaker 1: the show Friends is Phoebe and Joey because they literally

1288
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:56,280
Speaker 1: buy the I don't know fifth season are If you

1289
01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:58,400
Speaker 1: had a friend that was that stupid, you would say

1290
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:01,880
Speaker 1: they're they've an explo is to lead or they had

1291
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:06,000
Speaker 1: many traumatic brain injuries. You would not remain friends with

1292
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:08,160
Speaker 1: someone that was that dumb. And I just hate how

1293
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:11,000
Speaker 1: dumb they are and how like they're kind of like

1294
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:13,840
Speaker 1: mean and they don't really like they're just stupid all

1295
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:15,320
Speaker 1: the time, and I'm like, why are you guys hanging

1296
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:18,200
Speaker 1: out with these people? And also Monica sucks too, like

1297
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:21,080
Speaker 1: she's always just yelling about everything and like don't don't

1298
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:22,920
Speaker 1: put your back there, and Rachel, you do this. It's

1299
01:06:22,960 --> 01:06:25,520
Speaker 1: just like you suck. You're always like you're too O

1300
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:29,160
Speaker 1: C D. Help. Maybe I don't like any of them,

1301
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:32,920
Speaker 1: kar I don't mean Ross was like a little why

1302
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,480
Speaker 1: I love Ross even though he was a whiny bit.

1303
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:39,040
Speaker 1: He does like dinosaurs and Rachel was a liar. They

1304
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:41,880
Speaker 1: all lie to each other. No show can exist without

1305
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:45,880
Speaker 1: lies being told all the time. It sitcoms normalized lying

1306
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:52,800
Speaker 1: and lying is unacceptable. Friendships relationships just don't you just

1307
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:55,080
Speaker 1: don't need to lie. And like, I'm so tired of

1308
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:58,480
Speaker 1: watching like quote unquote good friendships, The New Girl, any

1309
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 1: show there's just constantly lies being told. I understandingly a

1310
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:03,760
Speaker 1: thirty Rock or a Veep where these characters are inherently

1311
01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:06,400
Speaker 1: kind of like in bad businesses where you're supposed to

1312
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,400
Speaker 1: lie and that's what it's about. But when it's supposed

1313
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:11,240
Speaker 1: to be like we love these people and we want

1314
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:14,560
Speaker 1: to mimic their lives, that is not good to have

1315
01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:17,720
Speaker 1: them constantly lying. You can have a storyline without lies.

1316
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:22,800
Speaker 1: What was your best friend? I have like for to decade,

1317
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:25,040
Speaker 1: I have like a new one, you know what I mean?

1318
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:28,440
Speaker 1: So like I have my middle school, my high school,

1319
01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:32,680
Speaker 1: pick one. And why this is tough because I have

1320
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:35,000
Speaker 1: a lot of really good friends. They're all they're all

1321
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:37,200
Speaker 1: like they've been nominated. There's a camera on each of

1322
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:39,280
Speaker 1: them right now, waiting to hear who you're going to choose,

1323
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:44,040
Speaker 1: and they're gonna all have to applaud politely. Do you

1324
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:49,680
Speaker 1: remember on my Space you had like friend that was

1325
01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 1: very Yeah, yes, I would have to say, yeah, that's

1326
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:58,600
Speaker 1: oh man, this is tough. I would have to go

1327
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:01,720
Speaker 1: with Danny Colin Trail. I don't I've never even heard

1328
01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:03,680
Speaker 1: that name. That's how good of a friend he is.

1329
01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:08,760
Speaker 1: You respect so much. Yeah, except for right now. No,

1330
01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:11,920
Speaker 1: he's I've told you about Danny. He's done. He's from

1331
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:14,760
Speaker 1: the Irish Catholic family. He went to West Point. I've

1332
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:17,479
Speaker 1: told you. I lived at his house. Maybe you're the

1333
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:23,800
Speaker 1: least told you about him. We'd have sleepovers. He's the

1334
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:27,479
Speaker 1: one that fucking they found. No, I actually I can't

1335
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:30,639
Speaker 1: tell that story. But what do you like about him?

1336
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:33,439
Speaker 1: Why is he your top friend? Well, they took me

1337
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:37,040
Speaker 1: in like as a family kind of when my parents

1338
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:39,560
Speaker 1: were fighting so much and they were closer to my

1339
01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:42,160
Speaker 1: high school, and he was like the coolest kid. He

1340
01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:46,679
Speaker 1: was the quarterback, he was the point guard. He actually

1341
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:49,840
Speaker 1: runs an air conditioning company and is very successful and

1342
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:53,439
Speaker 1: has three kids. He went to west Port, he spent

1343
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:57,240
Speaker 1: two years in Afghanistan, Like yeah, he was always like

1344
01:08:57,439 --> 01:09:00,080
Speaker 1: way better. This is a good friend, Like he his

1345
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 1: family like took you in when you worked down and out. Yeah,

1346
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:05,240
Speaker 1: and then he's like one of these friends where I

1347
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:08,840
Speaker 1: call him and it's nothing but laughs. We we we

1348
01:09:09,280 --> 01:09:12,880
Speaker 1: catch up right, Like there's no I've never had a

1349
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:16,160
Speaker 1: conversation with him where it was like awkward or anything.

1350
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:21,160
Speaker 1: It's just silly and NonStop laughter. And if I needed

1351
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:24,160
Speaker 1: money or if I needed like if I really needed something,

1352
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,599
Speaker 1: it wouldn't even be a it wouldn't even I wouldn't

1353
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:30,280
Speaker 1: even have to say more than three words for like

1354
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,519
Speaker 1: there to be like a venmo coming at me, like

1355
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:37,840
Speaker 1: or like you know of three of them are but

1356
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:40,160
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, it's just like one of

1357
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:43,600
Speaker 1: those things you just you're just it's it's just you

1358
01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:47,479
Speaker 1: mold so well together that it's it's not really like

1359
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:50,439
Speaker 1: shot the bet on this well he funked up when

1360
01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:54,280
Speaker 1: he tried to you know, Ari and I are actually

1361
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:57,880
Speaker 1: speaking like we were always very a little bit competitive

1362
01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:00,439
Speaker 1: in a good way, in a fun way about like friends.

1363
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,160
Speaker 1: Because you go to New York, you get into the

1364
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,720
Speaker 1: open mic world, you know what I mean, And then

1365
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,800
Speaker 1: it's like, then you could actually get a little bit

1366
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:09,000
Speaker 1: of jealousy if one gets on a show and there's

1367
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:11,000
Speaker 1: that a whole that ship, and then one's hanging out

1368
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:14,280
Speaker 1: with this comic one because like and yeah, there's there's

1369
01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:16,599
Speaker 1: competition when you're in the same industry as your friend.

1370
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:18,840
Speaker 1: There tends to be that. Yeah, but I love I mean,

1371
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:25,120
Speaker 1: Ari would be, he'd be you know, no, but he's

1372
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:29,479
Speaker 1: up there. Top five. Yeah is amazing. Yeah, final thoughts

1373
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:33,320
Speaker 1: your best friend? Who your best friend? Okay it's not

1374
01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:38,880
Speaker 1: best Yeah, we couldn't. So I think of like top

1375
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:44,360
Speaker 1: shelf friends, which is a term that Nikki coined. Yes, um,

1376
01:10:45,479 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 1: so I have a lot of top friends. I'm going

1377
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:51,559
Speaker 1: to choose my friend Monica, and it's because she came

1378
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:55,320
Speaker 1: into my life when I only had like one other girlfriend.

1379
01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:57,880
Speaker 1: I was like in the metal scene. I was hanging

1380
01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,200
Speaker 1: out with a lot of dudes, and Monica is like

1381
01:11:00,280 --> 01:11:03,720
Speaker 1: this like fairy that came into my life. She was

1382
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:07,680
Speaker 1: so like feminine and giggly, and she was so positive

1383
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:10,920
Speaker 1: all the time, even when something bad happened. The way

1384
01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:13,360
Speaker 1: she would talk about it was so funny that she

1385
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:16,160
Speaker 1: she taught me this is what it's like to be

1386
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:20,040
Speaker 1: positive and like not mad at the world and be feminine.

1387
01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:22,760
Speaker 1: And we had one like really great night where we

1388
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:25,800
Speaker 1: got so high and we went out and she took

1389
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:28,240
Speaker 1: me to like a bar that I would never go to,

1390
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:30,720
Speaker 1: and we met these guys, We got in a car

1391
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:32,920
Speaker 1: with them, we got to we went to another bar.

1392
01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:35,000
Speaker 1: We were just like, what the fund do we do?

1393
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:37,560
Speaker 1: And we just had so much fun talking about it

1394
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:41,519
Speaker 1: the rest of the night. Um, and she's my top

1395
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:45,920
Speaker 1: friend because she she she she kind of gave me

1396
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:49,600
Speaker 1: an example of something that I wanted to aspire to be,

1397
01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:54,000
Speaker 1: which was a lot which a positive, less pessimist and

1398
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:57,360
Speaker 1: adventurous and just like saying yes to things. Yeah, exactly,

1399
01:11:57,439 --> 01:12:01,160
Speaker 1: and just like being bubbly and unbeat. That's a friend

1400
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:04,240
Speaker 1: that pushes you to be better. That's a great fucking friend.

1401
01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:10,000
Speaker 1: Fuck without the intention, Yeah, yeah, without yes, yes, just

1402
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:12,880
Speaker 1: by doing just by action an example. Yeah, that's kind

1403
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:14,920
Speaker 1: of like your friend Andrew, because you said that he

1404
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:17,479
Speaker 1: was like the quarterback and his family was really close.

1405
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:21,200
Speaker 1: To be yeah, to be better, and also to like

1406
01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:25,960
Speaker 1: not fucking whine about ship. He I've never heard him

1407
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:28,720
Speaker 1: complain even when he was going like I've never heard him,

1408
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:36,080
Speaker 1: he's never once been like is almost to a fault probably,

1409
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:43,120
Speaker 1: but a really good friend. I'll say, um, Sabrina Jelise

1410
01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:45,800
Speaker 1: because in the tone of like what we're talking about,

1411
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:49,200
Speaker 1: she was a friend that like because I was going

1412
01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:51,200
Speaker 1: to pick some uh I was. I was kind of

1413
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:54,400
Speaker 1: thinking of people who even before they met me, they

1414
01:12:54,479 --> 01:12:57,000
Speaker 1: were already like my best friend. And there's a couple

1415
01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:00,439
Speaker 1: of people like that, like Schumer, Sabrine, and then a

1416
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,800
Speaker 1: couple of girls that I've met through um, you know,

1417
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:05,559
Speaker 1: like eating disorder recovery. But I met her in person

1418
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:09,479
Speaker 1: before when we became friends. Sabrina and I became had

1419
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,479
Speaker 1: a correspondence relationship where we became best friends through the

1420
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:18,240
Speaker 1: mail and my Space. Oh, I didn't know the best

1421
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:22,000
Speaker 1: friends with them before we met, like we were already

1422
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:25,840
Speaker 1: best friends and we were saying best friends, you know. Yeah,

1423
01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:29,080
Speaker 1: And I met Sabrina my I guess it was two

1424
01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:32,280
Speaker 1: thousand five on my Space. She found me in a

1425
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:35,920
Speaker 1: Sarah Silverman fan club on my Space and she saw

1426
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,800
Speaker 1: my picture and like members of like the you know,

1427
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:40,160
Speaker 1: you could be like a fan page, and she found

1428
01:13:40,200 --> 01:13:41,519
Speaker 1: me in the pictures and I had like I was

1429
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:43,120
Speaker 1: holding a microphone in my picture, and she was like,

1430
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:45,360
Speaker 1: who's this bitch? Because we were both young comedians. She

1431
01:13:45,439 --> 01:13:48,360
Speaker 1: lived in Toronto, and she clicked on my picture and

1432
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:51,080
Speaker 1: then I think she sent me a message or I said,

1433
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:53,040
Speaker 1: like somehow we send each other messages. Then we send

1434
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:56,000
Speaker 1: each other are like demo tapes, like our like our

1435
01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:59,519
Speaker 1: stand up tapes, because we didn't have stand up online

1436
01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:02,040
Speaker 1: at that point. This was two thousand five. I was

1437
01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:05,880
Speaker 1: still in college. We mailed it in the mail, I know,

1438
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,439
Speaker 1: back in the day. I don't know how I did that,

1439
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:10,680
Speaker 1: but she I was just I was obsessed with her

1440
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:12,439
Speaker 1: and she was so funny. We stuck on the phone

1441
01:14:12,479 --> 01:14:14,840
Speaker 1: all the time. She got me, She got me through

1442
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:18,120
Speaker 1: really hard breakup. She would send me videos just to

1443
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:21,120
Speaker 1: like make me happy and laugh, and like she would

1444
01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:23,280
Speaker 1: just like play songs about when I was going through

1445
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:25,080
Speaker 1: the peat Lee breakup. She sent me this song that

1446
01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:27,320
Speaker 1: was like she had her friend play guitar and she

1447
01:14:27,479 --> 01:14:29,519
Speaker 1: just like rapped on this song that was so funny

1448
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:32,080
Speaker 1: and just so uplifting. She would send me the care

1449
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:36,479
Speaker 1: packages and she just became my best friend overnight, and

1450
01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:39,320
Speaker 1: um and I helped her. Her dog was attacked one

1451
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:42,519
Speaker 1: day and like almost died, and we were just there

1452
01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:45,320
Speaker 1: for each other during like really trying times and um

1453
01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:49,360
Speaker 1: and then uh, and then I finally met her when um,

1454
01:14:49,479 --> 01:14:51,679
Speaker 1: two thousand seven, I went to the Montreal Comedy Festival

1455
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:55,040
Speaker 1: and she went there to like from Toronto to go

1456
01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:57,479
Speaker 1: hang out. I think she was maybe doing some shows there,

1457
01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:00,040
Speaker 1: but I remember I got in the night before and

1458
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:01,800
Speaker 1: I went to her hotel room because I didn't have

1459
01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:03,600
Speaker 1: one yet, and I showed up at the door and

1460
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:05,240
Speaker 1: she opened the door, and I was like, and I

1461
01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:07,120
Speaker 1: think I said, oh my god, this is what it

1462
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:09,680
Speaker 1: looks like when you talk. Like we were just both like,

1463
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:13,320
Speaker 1: so I love you, and then um, yeah, it was

1464
01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:16,320
Speaker 1: just the best night we Like I instantly like knew her,

1465
01:15:16,560 --> 01:15:17,920
Speaker 1: like as soon as she opened the door, we were

1466
01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:20,200
Speaker 1: best friends. And it was the same for Amy too,

1467
01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:21,840
Speaker 1: Like Amy and I met on my Space and didn't

1468
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:25,200
Speaker 1: meet until actually that same festival, Montreal Comedy Festival, because

1469
01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:27,320
Speaker 1: she was there too as a new Face and we

1470
01:15:27,439 --> 01:15:30,080
Speaker 1: met in the lobby of the Hyatt And you know,

1471
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:34,120
Speaker 1: you're on the same new Face show as Amy. I

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Speaker 1: know you're on the same line, like the same one.

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01:15:36,760 --> 01:15:38,240
Speaker 1: And she was already blowing up because she was on

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Speaker 1: Last Coming Standing that season, but I had met her

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Speaker 1: before she was on Last Coming Standing. I had been

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01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:43,280
Speaker 1: on Last Come and Standing before she had. But she

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Speaker 1: made it to the top ten. I only made a

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01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:47,439
Speaker 1: top forty I think the year before her. How did

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Speaker 1: you do on that show? Because forty? No? No, no no?

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Speaker 1: How did you do on the JFL? Oh did not well? No?

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01:15:53,479 --> 01:15:55,760
Speaker 1: I was like antorectic. I was drunk every night. I

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Speaker 1: had fainted on stage preparing to go there. I was

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01:15:58,800 --> 01:16:01,840
Speaker 1: just so nervous and I um. I had a joke

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Speaker 1: at the time that was like, did you guys know

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Speaker 1: that there's this website that you type in your zip

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01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:07,479
Speaker 1: code and it tells you every sexual offender in your

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Speaker 1: area MySpace dot com or no match dot com. That

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01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:13,200
Speaker 1: was the joke. And Robbie Prau, who was the head

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Speaker 1: of the Just for Laughs at the time, was like,

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Speaker 1: we for us match dot com is not a thing

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01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:19,559
Speaker 1: here in Canada. That joke is not going to work.

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01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:21,040
Speaker 1: He was my opener. He was like, you got to

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01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:24,120
Speaker 1: say Facebook, that's it'll work for Facebook because your Facebook

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01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:26,160
Speaker 1: is like what it will work? And I was just

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Speaker 1: I would not do it. I just didn't trust him.

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01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:32,960
Speaker 1: I couldn't understand how Facebook would ever be, but it

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01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:35,360
Speaker 1: does in Canada. It did. He was right, and I

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Speaker 1: didn't say it, and it just set me up to

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Speaker 1: like have a bad set the rest of the time.

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Speaker 1: I should have trusted him. You do have to change

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01:16:41,479 --> 01:16:44,000
Speaker 1: jokes and can go to Canada, like you. They they

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01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:46,519
Speaker 1: can get some of our references. But it helps to

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01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:49,479
Speaker 1: say grade eleven instead of you know, eleventh grade. If

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Speaker 1: you said Facebook and you said match and you're like

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01:16:52,760 --> 01:16:54,839
Speaker 1: on Facebook and Facebook like you try to like recover,

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01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:58,559
Speaker 1: I can see. Yeah, honestly, that would have worked if

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01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:01,320
Speaker 1: you're just honest about it. Yeah. If I would have

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01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:03,479
Speaker 1: just even come out and said, like I'm bombing and

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01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:05,559
Speaker 1: I'm too skinny and I don't know what I'm doing here,

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01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:07,519
Speaker 1: that would have I would have killed. But it was

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01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:10,280
Speaker 1: just like this awkward set. There's so much pressure. I

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Speaker 1: was also in the same lineup as Kurt Metzker, Tommy

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01:17:13,240 --> 01:17:18,680
Speaker 1: John Agan, Tom Segura, Amy Scher. It was this one

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Speaker 1: guy that's the most famous fucking comedian in the UK,

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01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:24,240
Speaker 1: like he is in He's worldly famous and he was

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01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:26,479
Speaker 1: at the time too. This woman that was like in

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01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:29,599
Speaker 1: her seventies or something Tom Papa was our MC because

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01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:31,759
Speaker 1: there's always like a famous comedian who does the m seeing.

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01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:34,360
Speaker 1: But it was just I mean it was it was insane.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's as Julian McCullough who else was on it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was. This is like you're for those who don't know,

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Speaker 1: just for Laps is the comedy festival in Montreal. And

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Speaker 1: if you get the Montreal Comedy Festival as a new face,

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01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:48,599
Speaker 1: it's like your introduction. That's like your you know, Kin

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01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:51,400
Speaker 1: Sierra for show business. There's all these agents there and

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01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:54,000
Speaker 1: you are the fresh talent and this is your first,

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01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:57,320
Speaker 1: first like audition for the industry, and there's so much

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01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:59,680
Speaker 1: pressure for this one set that you do, and you're

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Speaker 1: kind of pitted against whoever else is in your class.

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Speaker 1: But my class was all these people have been doing comedy,

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Speaker 1: you know, ten years longer than me, some of them,

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Speaker 1: you know, five years. They were all just like so good.

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Speaker 1: I was good for how long I've been doing it,

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01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:14,200
Speaker 1: But I don't even doing it two years. So that's

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Speaker 1: my story. That's why it's so funny that neither like

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Speaker 1: I never even knew you were that close with her.

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01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:24,000
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that because really you never heard Danny.

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Speaker 1: I just I've heard you say her name in a bit,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't even know you were friends with her.

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01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:35,000
Speaker 1: You were friends with her, man, that's so funny. Yeah,

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01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:37,320
Speaker 1: yeah she was. She was one of my best friends years.

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Speaker 1: It would be your best friend. Well, yeah she is.

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Speaker 1: She's probably top from I mean, I was just trying

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Speaker 1: to think of like a friend that I had met before.

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01:18:46,240 --> 01:18:47,880
Speaker 1: It was just in the way that you were describing

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01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:50,120
Speaker 1: of like picks you up and is like we're going out,

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01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:52,080
Speaker 1: we're doing this. Like Serena is always positive, like yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll do this, We're gonna do this, let's move to

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01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:56,719
Speaker 1: New York, let's do that. Like she's just God, she's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Any endeavor you have, like stand up or something that's

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01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:03,479
Speaker 1: outside the box, you need one person to push you

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01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:05,560
Speaker 1: and make you feel like it's normal to have this

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01:19:05,720 --> 01:19:08,040
Speaker 1: insane dream. Yes, because you do it on your own.

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01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:10,400
Speaker 1: I mean some people do. I don't know how like

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Speaker 1: without you know, there's some people like I remember seeing

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01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:16,760
Speaker 1: Trevor Noah before he got The Daily Show, and he

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01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:20,360
Speaker 1: walked into like some shitty bar show. He went like

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01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:23,679
Speaker 1: right up wearing a leather jacket. I'm like, who the fuck.

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01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:25,920
Speaker 1: But he already had this confident because he was famous

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01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:30,280
Speaker 1: and something like. He was like floating so good, didn't

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01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:32,880
Speaker 1: need anybody. I sometimes watched these YouTube videos of him

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Speaker 1: answering questions in between segments. Do you ever watch those? Yes,

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Speaker 1: he's brilliant. I've never read his book. No, I didn't

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Speaker 1: see I haven't seen a specials. I don't know what's

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01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:44,960
Speaker 1: wrong with the Oh. No, I didn't see the correspondent

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Speaker 1: er or whatever it was. There was any special. We

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01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:52,400
Speaker 1: gotta go daily jab jabouki. Yeah. Where you watch, you're like, oh,

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01:19:52,479 --> 01:19:55,040
Speaker 1: you don't need one friend, you don't even need Yeah.

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Speaker 1: They I always say to them, what what did your

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01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:59,200
Speaker 1: mom hug you or something? What's going on here? Why?

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Speaker 1: Why do you like yourself so much? Okay, we gotta go.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to the show. Oh yeah, we

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Speaker 1: gotta go listen. It's not gonna snow. It's hot as

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01:20:07,439 --> 01:20:12,120
Speaker 1: hell here. It's gonna be ninety four. Damn it, really,

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01:20:12,120 --> 01:20:14,320
Speaker 1: it's gonna be ninety sign is out the clouds beat

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01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:17,680
Speaker 1: parton your Boy beat. Shartoned when he starts parting, but

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01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:20,559
Speaker 1: never called the cops because that ship don't smell. I've

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01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:24,519
Speaker 1: never smelled. But once I ain't going to Hell, I'm

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01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:31,639
Speaker 1: gonna go Okay, don't be good and on me, Jack

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01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:44,559
Speaker 1: on me, Jack on me. Come, we're really running out.