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Speaker 1: You guys, I did.

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Speaker 2: One of the dumbest things I can think of in

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Speaker 2: recent history. And I've done some dumb things, but deer blogs.

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Speaker 2: So I was out of town and I was, well,

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Speaker 2: I should just I should say like this. I think

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Speaker 2: I just screwed up the whole story, to be honest

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Speaker 2: with you. One week off and I screwed up the

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Speaker 2: whole story.

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Speaker 1: But I.

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Speaker 2: Ordered a pizza. Okay, I ordered a pizza. This was

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Speaker 2: last weekend, and I ordered the pizza and I'm waiting

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Speaker 2: and I'm waiting and I'm waiting and the pizza is

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Speaker 2: not showing up. And then finally I get a phone

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Speaker 2: call from the pizza delivery driver and the guy's like, hey,

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Speaker 2: I'm here. They won't let me up. And I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. I live in

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Speaker 2: a high rise. They'll let you up. And I'll be honest,

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Speaker 2: I usually give a good tip up front for delivery drivers,

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Speaker 2: like I'll just because I realized they're gonna have to

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Speaker 2: sort of park in front of the building and then

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Speaker 2: put the item in front of my door. That's the service, right, Jameson,

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Speaker 2: I mean you used to do it.

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Speaker 1: Yes, uh huh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So you can select, you know, if you where you

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Speaker 3: want it, you put your little note in there.

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Speaker 2: And there's a parking place right now. There's a place

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Speaker 2: to park right in front. So I'm not asking people

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Speaker 2: to do anything outrageous and then come up the elevator.

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Speaker 2: And I tip well already because I know it's a

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Speaker 2: little bit of extra effort and whatever. So the guys like,

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Speaker 2: they say, I can't come up. I'm like, no, you,

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Speaker 2: you can come up. So I'm already a little annoyed

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Speaker 2: because this sounds to me like this is a person

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Speaker 2: who just doesn't want to do that, which happens sometimes.

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Speaker 2: So then I get another call. The guy's like they're

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Speaker 2: not gonna let me up. I'm here, you know, and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, you're And then he starts describing the place

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Speaker 2: like you're not here. I don't know where you are,

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Speaker 2: and he starts rattling off a bunch of numbers, and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, that's not I'm like, dude, not only I'm honestly,

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Speaker 2: I'm starting to get a little attitude here. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I just want my pizza. Man, where are you? You

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Speaker 2: can't even describe where you are? How am I supposed

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Speaker 2: to find you? Whatever. So finally I'm just like, I'm annoyed.

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Speaker 2: I hang up and I go to look at the

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Speaker 2: tracker of the pizza service. I go to look at

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Speaker 2: it because I'm like, this guy, where is he? You

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Speaker 2: know where he is? He's at the hotel where I

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Speaker 2: ordered the last pizza from in West Palm Beach, Florida.

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Speaker 1: That's where he is.

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Speaker 2: He's exactly where he was supposed to be, in the

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Speaker 2: hotel lobby holding my pizza, and the of course they

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Speaker 2: won't let him up because he didn't have a room key.

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Speaker 2: And I forgot to change the address in the thing

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Speaker 2: because I'm used to it doing it automatically on one

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Speaker 2: particular pizza website. It didn't do it. So I felt

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Speaker 2: so stupid that I I just I didn't do anything.

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Speaker 1: Did you go with him or did you like ghost?

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Speaker 1: I ghosted him because I accepted defeat.

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Speaker 2: Right Like they got paid for their pizza and he

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Speaker 2: got his tip, and I'm that's I mean, I didn't

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Speaker 2: know where to call to him. I mean, I didn't

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Speaker 2: like cuss up the guy. I wasn't rude, I was

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Speaker 2: just frustrated. But I figured in this point, I don't

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Speaker 2: get to ask for a refund. I don't get to

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Speaker 2: ask for the tip. I don't get to do anything.

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Speaker 2: I'm the idiot. I didn't change the address. I'm a moron.

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Speaker 2: Where's my pizza? It's exactly where it was supposed to.

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Speaker 1: Be enjoyed that. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: That happens so often though, Like when I used to DoorDash,

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Speaker 3: like people would put their work address right and then

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Speaker 3: you'd end up at their work or they're not paying

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Speaker 3: attention when the little app is saying like, like you know,

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Speaker 3: DoorDash would actually say like you're not close to this location,

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Speaker 3: like are you sure right? So I couldn't even imagine

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Speaker 3: if you're using a service that doesn't remind you, like

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Speaker 3: how many times that happens.

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Speaker 1: I had a woman one time.

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Speaker 2: We were kind of casually dating, and I don't know,

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Speaker 2: and maybe she sent me something from door dash, or

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Speaker 2: maybe she was at my house and ordered it.

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Speaker 1: I can't remember.

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Speaker 2: But all I know is that maybe like three weeks ago,

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Speaker 2: but I hadn't talked to her, and I get this

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Speaker 2: call that I have a delivery and I don't have

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Speaker 2: a delivery. I didn't order her this time. I didn't

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Speaker 2: order anything to the wrong place, and so I asked you,

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Speaker 2: what is it? And it was like wine and cheese

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Speaker 2: and like chocolate. It seemed kind of like a like

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Speaker 2: a romantic sort of thing. I don't know, like it

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Speaker 2: just seemed like the kind of stuff you'd order, like

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Speaker 2: if you were having I guess you could be having

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Speaker 2: anybody over, but I don't know. My head goes to,

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Speaker 2: you're you're inviting someone over like that you like or whatever. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: about two minutes later, I get a text from this

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Speaker 2: girl going, hey, I ordered a bunch of stuff over

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Speaker 2: to your house. Is supposed to come to mind, I'm

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Speaker 2: going to come pick it up. I have no idea

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Speaker 2: what it was for, but I contend it was for

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Speaker 2: another date. She was having another man over, and she

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Speaker 2: was ordering the shark couterie.

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Speaker 1: And you know, because you got to provide that.

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Speaker 2: You got to provide the sharkcoot if you're having people over,

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Speaker 2: you know, a little wine. I mean, at least it

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Speaker 2: wasn't like condoms too, that would have been really embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, so that, yeah, she had to. I don't

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Speaker 2: know what I would have done that situation. I think

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Speaker 2: I would have just done the same thing I did

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Speaker 2: here and done nothing like I don't think I would

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Speaker 2: have owned it. I think I would have just been like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I sent it to the wrong place, like Enjoy and

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Speaker 2: then ordered something else so I didn't have to explain it,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 3: I just take the ash and keep it moving, right, Because.

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Speaker 1: Now it's like she had to come to my house.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't there.

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Speaker 2: She had to come to my house pick this stuff up,

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Speaker 2: and I don't know what it was for and anyway,

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Speaker 2: So but that's what I did.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if it was the right thing

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Speaker 1: to do. I'm not saying that it was.

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Speaker 2: I probably should have apologized, but the guy got his

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Speaker 2: tip and they got their money for the pizza, and

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Speaker 2: I just accepted that I'm the moron, and I think

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Speaker 2: that's all you can do. That poor man still standing

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Speaker 2: in that lobby, But like it just didn't make sense.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, I don't know where you are. Well,

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Speaker 2: I didn't know where he was. I, in fact, did

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Speaker 2: not know where he was.

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Speaker 1: And I'm an idiot and he got a nice tip,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, sir. If you're listening, waiting by the phone

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Speaker 2: is new and next