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Speaker 1: The Jebil Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm seymore Butts

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Speaker 1: and let's just get right to its time for Stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet Questions. It's the Jebil Show and it's the most

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Speaker 1: exciting game in the universe. It's Stupid Internet Questions, where

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Speaker 1: we ask you the question that everybody's talking about on

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Speaker 1: the dot com today. I'm semore Butts and the number

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Speaker 1: to dial if you want to play Stupid Internet Questions

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Speaker 1: is this eight eight eight three four three one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. And you can be at contestant on today's

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Speaker 1: Stupid Internet Questions. I'm seemore Butts and what is today's

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet question? It comes straight from Reddit. Today's hot

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Speaker 1: topic on Reddit is what are your parenting hacks? Call

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Speaker 1: us up? Eight eight eight three four three one oh

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Speaker 1: six one, text in four one oh six one. What

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Speaker 1: are your parenting hacks? This is a challenging Stupid Internet

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Speaker 1: Questions today for the studio because Alex is the only parent.

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Speaker 1: I'm a stepparent, but that doesn't really count. I don't

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Speaker 1: know any thing. Yeah, I'm pretty sent Brad. I'm also

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Speaker 1: made a child, so we have two real parents on

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Speaker 1: the show and one stepparent. My hack is just saying,

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Speaker 1: you know, if one of my kids comes to my

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Speaker 1: door and I don't want them to come in and say, hey, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm changing, I'll come out a little bit. I love it.

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Speaker 1: Always change it. That's a great phone. I'll come on

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Speaker 1: a minute. Toss up eight at eight three four three

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Speaker 1: one six one, text in four one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: What are your parenting hacks? Hey, antline. I know this

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Speaker 1: is probably bad and some people consider are bad, but

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Speaker 1: I give my kids iPad. I just let him have

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Speaker 1: a lot of screen time. I know people don't like that,

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Speaker 1: but sometimes it works. You really said, I don't care

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Speaker 1: about my kids eyesight or their brains. Sorry, I'm just

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Speaker 1: kidding stuff. They're learning shapes and fives and numbers and stuff.

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Speaker 1: You know, my parents thought I was just being shapes

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Speaker 1: on the internet. Calling up eighty at eight three four

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Speaker 1: three one six one, text into four one of six one.

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Speaker 1: It's stupid internet questions, and today's stupid internet question is

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Speaker 1: what is your parenting Someone texted in a four to

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Speaker 1: six one. It says my parenting hacks don't have kids. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I agree. I'm like being the gunkle or drunk aunt.

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Speaker 1: That is my goal to yeah, don't have babies. Parent

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Speaker 1: is like the most rewarding thing. Yeah, I love my kids.

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Speaker 1: I would like to be a parent, but you know,

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Speaker 1: I just don't know that I'm cut out for. I

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Speaker 1: will say I never wanted to be a parent, Like

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Speaker 1: I was like, no way, I'm ever gonna be a

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Speaker 1: parent kids or annoying. I don't like kids until I

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Speaker 1: married Alex, and then I was like, actually around kids

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Speaker 1: and a round a family because I never had a

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Speaker 1: really like a real family, and it's dope. Like I

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Speaker 1: love being a step parent. It's awesome. You know, it's

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Speaker 1: not awesome when they get to the age where they

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Speaker 1: remind you that you're a step parent and you're not

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Speaker 1: their real dad. That's not the awesome part. But it

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Speaker 1: is awesome to stand there when they do that and go, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's true. That's fact. It doesn't matter though. My

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Speaker 1: mom said pick up your room. So I'm just here

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Speaker 1: to deliver a message. I'm just the messenger. I'll see

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Speaker 1: you later. Eight three four three one six one text

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Speaker 1: in four one six one. We got a really funny

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Speaker 1: text too. It said, if you want to take a nap,

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Speaker 1: this is what you do. You tell your kids. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to take a nap, and when mommy wakes up,

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Speaker 1: it's tore time. She said, Trust me, they'll never wake

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Speaker 1: you up. It's brilliant to sleep forever you want to sleep.

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Speaker 1: And first thing in the morning, we're doing charge. They

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Speaker 1: won't ever get out of bed. Call us up eighty

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Speaker 1: eight three four three one to six one text in

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Speaker 1: four one o six one. Today's stupid Internet question is

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Speaker 1: what are your parenting hacks? Hey? Jared? Yes, Hey, what

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Speaker 1: is your parenting hack? When I was a kid, my

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Speaker 1: parents when they wanted any alone time and they were

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Speaker 1: in their bedroom, I would knock on the door and

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Speaker 1: they would say, we're talking about Santa Claus. And it

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Speaker 1: wouldn't matter if it was June, July, August, whatever time

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Speaker 1: of year. They would say that, and I would just

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Speaker 1: accept that as fact and be like, oh, okay, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to interrupt this a certain point that I'd

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Speaker 1: figured it out. So when I became a teenager and

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Speaker 1: up until I moved out of the house, I would

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Speaker 1: knock on the door and they would say that and

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Speaker 1: start giggling, and I'll just be like, stop it. Why

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Speaker 1: is mom so loud when you talk? About Santa clause

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Speaker 1: she it seems like she's talking about God because she

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Speaker 1: keeps saying, oh God, screaming about it. Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: know why dad asking for her to grab Santa sack.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Jared, appreciative Stepan Internet questions today, Stupi. Internet question

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Speaker 1: is what is your parenting hack? Noel? Yes, okay, what

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Speaker 1: is your parenting hack? So? My kids are older now,

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Speaker 1: but when they were younger, if we were at a

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Speaker 1: grocery store or something and they weren't behaving, I would

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Speaker 1: point up to the security cameras and be like, see

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Speaker 1: that camera, that's Santa's camera. And actually exactly my daughter's

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Speaker 1: birthdays actually on Christmas Day though, so I used to

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Speaker 1: her birthday, be careful. I love. That reminds me of

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Speaker 1: like parents who would be like, oh, I have eyes

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Speaker 1: behind my back, so don't do anything that's scared the life.

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Speaker 1: Really believe that. I believe there. So I was like

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Speaker 1: in fifth grade, Yeah, I had a teacher that said that,

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Speaker 1: and I wanted to go up behind her so bad

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Speaker 1: and move her hair so I could see the eyes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I didn't learn anything in that class because she said

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Speaker 1: that to me all stud I was like, how Can

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Speaker 1: I get behind her so I can just move the

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Speaker 1: hair apart, so I can see the eyes in the

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