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Speaker 1: Michael Very Show is on the air.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you're doing this is shark you liquor with your

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Speaker 1: If you like me, hold on just a minute, squaw.

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Speaker 3: Kesha, get your ball head ass back of that rest

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Speaker 2: If you like me, you think to have a blood

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Speaker 3: I showed up, hope y'all taking y'all coming in.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm monsa survive this.

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Speaker 2: I got high blood, low sugar up and down, sirroaches

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Speaker 2: quadracannicu raccooning survey of who' gonna win for President?

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Speaker 3: Last night, as you told me, under the full moon,

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Speaker 3: plus the opossum lady eat everything in the Nick Romilly place.

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Speaker 2: Honey, I'm feeling it, mycaber, I can feel it. To

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Speaker 2: Paera for President Gerard Ford.

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Speaker 1: There's a change coming over America and.

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Speaker 3: It's something great to see. Okay, all right, now, I

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Speaker 2: I gotta make my pill tray up all this week,

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Speaker 2: so I'm gonna get all my medications splacked that up

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Speaker 3: Okay, and now back to the Mica Barrow program.

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Speaker 4: Kdi based Igloo Company has recalled more than a million

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Speaker 4: ninety court rolling coolers due to a handle hazard that

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Speaker 4: has resulted in fingertip injuries, including amputations. According to a

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Speaker 4: notice from the US Consumer Product Safety Commission, the recalled

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Speaker 4: Igloo ninety court flipping toe rolling coolers have a toe

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Speaker 1: How many those people do you think were drunk when

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Speaker 4: For more, Igloo has received twelve injury reports in the US.

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Speaker 4: The CPSC reports, which note which include fingertip amputations, bone

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Speaker 4: fractures and lacerations. Consumers in possession of the coolers are

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Speaker 4: urged to stop using them immediately and contact Igloo for

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Speaker 4: major retailers like Costcode, Target, Dix, and Amazon between twenty

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Speaker 4: In a statement, Igloo said that it was recalling those

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Speaker 4: through rigorous testing and proactive steps, we are constantly improving

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Speaker 4: our products to meet the highest safety standards. So, first

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Speaker 4: of all, I am surprised how many people, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 4: You know, some people think that just because of business

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Speaker 4: They're so brilliant, And sometimes that's true, or sometimes.

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Speaker 4: And you know what my dad uses as his ice

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Speaker 1: Day, that ice chest.

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Speaker 4: I don't think Iglou has done a good job in

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Speaker 4: Obviously it's Katie, But I don't think this region. I

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Speaker 4: it's got to be one of the biggest markets for

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Speaker 4: And Beaver Applan sent me one full of Bucki's fun

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Speaker 4: And call me lazy. I like wheels on my ice chest.

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Speaker 4: I see no purpose. And all the fishermen, well, Michael,

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Speaker 4: that's so it doesn't slide on the boat. I'm not

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Speaker 4: One person can't carry a big, yetty ice chest.

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Speaker 4: Keeps out cold for a week. I've literally never needed

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Speaker 4: I have an open tub and I fill it with ice,

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Speaker 4: rarely anything left. But anyway, are you a big camper?

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Speaker 4: Remon I got a bunch of emails from friends that

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Speaker 4: He was working on his tent up above his truck

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Speaker 4: And they said, this weekend we purchased an annex to

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Speaker 4: We watched campers online via YouTube yesterday. We didn't even

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Speaker 1: Out on it. And all I'm thinking is.

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Speaker 4: I've got a house with air conditioning, my wife cooking food,

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Speaker 4: a TV with every movie you know in sense the

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Speaker 4: history of mankind, and I'm pretty lazy. You're going to

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Speaker 4: a lot of effort to go out into nature.

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Speaker 1: A lot.

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Speaker 5: Anyone ever really been a happy camper? Because whenever we

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Speaker 5: use that term, we're being sarcastic. He is not a

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Speaker 5: happy camper. Why don't we just call him a camper?

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Speaker 5: He's miserable, you know, he's a happy camper. The guy

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Speaker 5: leaving the camp site, he's the happiest camper. He gets

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Speaker 5: to take a shower. Ruined camping for me? To be fair,

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Speaker 5: it is beautiful during the day, you know, but at

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Speaker 5: night you're always like, well, I got a day.

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Speaker 1: There's monsters out there. I see these.

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Speaker 5: I probably wouldn't be so scared if I wasn't sleeping

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Speaker 5: in a bag. Hey, let's prepackage ourselves for the serial killer.

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 5: I can't get away, can you? I can hop for

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Speaker 5: a little, but I'm dead.

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Speaker 1: Mate.

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Speaker 5: You ever have to go to the bathroom in the

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Speaker 5: middle of the ninth You always like your friend's nice?

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Speaker 5: No on, ye? Anyone want to come and get killed

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Speaker 5: with me? Or you want to get killed looking for me?

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Speaker 5: We're all dead. It's not just serial killers. There's bears

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Speaker 5: out there. Last time I went, I got this pamphlet

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Speaker 5: that said, up a bear approaches, you're supposed to play

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Speaker 5: dead really, we're gonna rely on my acting skills.

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Speaker 1: Play dead?

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Speaker 5: Who came up with that? Maybe the bears? Play dead?

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Speaker 5: Cover yourself and honey, climb on a large white plate.

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Speaker 5: Don't try to run away from us. I mean the bears.

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Speaker 5: How does that even work? There's a bear. I hope

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Speaker 5: the bear thinks we die standing up, as if bears

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Speaker 5: have some ethical code. I don't mess with dead bodies.

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Speaker 5: I'm a bear, not an animal. That was the worst

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Speaker 5: impression of a.

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Speaker 1: Bear ever played dead.

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Speaker 5: I'm not saying that strategy didn't work once, But when

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Speaker 5: they find a body that's been mauled by a bear,

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Speaker 5: how do they know that guy wasn't playing dead? Maybe

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Speaker 5: he was the best at it and the bear was like,

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Speaker 5: great performance. But I'm starving and he looks like a burrito.

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Speaker 5: Why are we even camping where there's wild animals? That

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Speaker 5: wouldn't be a selling point for anything else. Oh, it's

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Speaker 5: a beautiful golf course. Plus around the ninth hole there's

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Speaker 5: a pack of wolves. They start running at you.

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Speaker 1: Just play through remo. Hell has it been since you

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Speaker 1: slept us leaving back? Howdong would you? Huh? Been a minute?

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Speaker 4: I can remember as a kid like we would beg

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Speaker 4: my mom to let us just go outside and