WEBVTT - 02/22/21 DPS Hour 3 Chris Mannix 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:03.520 You are listening to The Dan Patrick Show on Fox 0:00:03.560 --> 0:00:06.880 Sports Radio. Made it to the final hour. In this Monday, 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:09.320 Dan and the Danets Dan Patrick Show will check in 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:13.160 with Chris Mannox covers the NBA. Laker's got a couple 0:00:13.160 --> 0:00:16.240 of issues here, Anthony Davis out for maybe a month 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:20.439 and you're asking Lebron to play a lot of minutes here. 0:00:21.840 --> 0:00:24.360 Not a good combination. So we'll talk to Mannix about that. 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:29.880 And is the Championship the Brooklyn Nets to lose? We 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:31.720 all ready to go out on a limb like them. 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:35.360 That'll be coming up eight seven seven, three d P 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:38.599 Show Email andresdpat dan Patrick dot com, Twitter handle at 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:41.000 DPS Show, and we'll get to your phone calls. Best 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:43.960 and worst of the weekend. Lebron James is back in 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:46.720 a familiar spot with a d out for four weeks 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:51.080 because of calf and achilles issues. The Lakers roster probably 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:54.680 compares to the Cavs teams that you know Lebron was 0:00:54.680 --> 0:00:57.360 saddled with. He took a team that might have been 0:00:57.400 --> 0:00:59.840 the worst team to go to an NBA Finals back 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:03.200 in two thou seven. With Davis out, Lebron's going to 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:07.039 have to carry a bigger load. He's thirty six. Now 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:10.000 you would think that at some point, like right now, 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:12.080 you would want him to get rest. You want to 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:14.199 make sure that he's ready to go in May and June. 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:18.399 He's played in every game and you had a short 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:23.759 offseason All Star game coming up. You know, players aren't 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:27.160 wired for load management. Now say this about Lebron. He 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:30.760 does want to play, but he does want another mvpick. 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:33.920 And this is going to be a difficult situation here 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:37.720 to monitor. If you're Frank Vogel and the Lakers, you 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:40.880 want Lebron to be rested, like you have to protect 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:44.280 Lebron from Lebron in a situation like this. You know 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:46.400 the Lakers don't want to lose over the next month 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:49.320 without Anthony Davis. But you know the regular season only 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:53.800 means so much. A February March losing streak isn't going 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:57.480 to impact the Lakers as much as Lebron being tired 0:01:57.480 --> 0:02:00.360 for the playoffs or Anthony Davis not able to play 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:02.720 in May or June. But we'll talk to Chris Mannix 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:06.600 about this coming up. Here is Lebron James talking about 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:10.440 adjusting to playing without Anthony Davis. Right now, with another 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:13.280 another challenge for me to be able to adjust, you know, 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:15.240 not hav an ad for a long period of time 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:17.720 is something that we haven't had over the last year 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:19.040 and a half. And now it's time for me to 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:21.200 adjust again and see ways I could be even more 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:23.119 effective to help the team win ball games, because that's 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:25.560 that is the sport that we're in. We're in the 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:29.640 winning business, and it's time to a clicking today. I 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:33.120 thought they had all this depth. Now it's time for 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:36.000 all this depth to come to the surface here and 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:40.160 help out Lebron James because I know they're a top 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:43.280 heavy team, but I got to have some contributions here 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:47.880 right now, more than ever with the Lakers. All right, 0:02:47.919 --> 0:02:50.760 mclev and poll question, update the results so far? Where 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:53.560 will JJ Watt land? There is a runaway winner, the 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:57.239 Green Bay Packers sixty four percent, with the Steelers a 0:02:57.320 --> 0:03:01.600 distant second. Well, it's obvious and it's probably wishful thinking 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:04.600 with those you know, with our fan base in Wisconsin 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:08.359 that getting JJ Watt in a Packers uniform coming back 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:12.000 to Wisconsin makes a lot of sense. The Browns situation 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:15.600 is the one that's tricky because other than hey, you 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:18.120 get to play opposite Miles Garrett. Is that enough to 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:21.600 play for the Cleveland Browns? Yeah, Paul or Seaton jj 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:24.000 Watt going to the Packers. It'll be awesome to follow 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:26.560 that up with Still didn't do anything to help Aaron, though, 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:29.959 And it's trying to twist that into like leaving Aaron 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:32.000 Rodgers hanging again. Unless he's playing tight end, I don't 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:34.680 know how that helps the Packers. Yeah. Yeah, it didn't 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:41.280 get Aaron anymore weapons. Yeah, hey, Aaron, we got your 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:45.120 jj Watt. Yeah, I'd like to have maybe an offensive weapon. 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:48.320 There is he blocking for me or any way? He 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:51.640 can't play tight end? Yes? If I give you jj 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:55.120 Watt to Buffalo, are they the favorites then or they? 0:03:55.680 --> 0:04:00.120 Is that the missing super Bowl piece? No, he's a 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:04.920 good defensive player. He's not a missing ingredient. I do 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:09.480 think that the Kansas City Chiefs. If I'm Kansas City, 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:12.920 I would at least explore that with jj Watt. I 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:15.440 don't know what he's gonna cost you, but you can 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:18.839 say to him, we're going back to the super Bowl. 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:21.000 Do you want to be part of the You want 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:24.960 to join us for the ride? You already got money, 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:29.080 you want to ring and if if I'm JJ Watt, 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:31.479 do I wait for Kansas City to reach out to 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:34.280 me or do I reach out to them? And I 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:37.719 would certainly reach out to Kansas City, absolutely, And I 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:39.960 don't know if they're on the list, Paulie. The odds 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:43.680 for JJ Watt my list or the ESPN list, Well, 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:46.880 your list is different because you and JJ have something 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:50.320 going on there. Let me see if Kansas Okay, these 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:59.960 are the odds for Las Vegas Browns, then the Packers, Steelers, Bills, Bucks, Ravens, Patriots, Cowboys, Colts, Rams, Niners, 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:05.120 Chiefs aren't even on here. That's gonna be money, right, 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:07.640 they're saying they have like that. Dave was signed to 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:11.080 everybody cap wise. Yeah, but if he is true to 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:14.320 his word, he just wants to win. Where's your best 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:18.240 chance of winning? Unless you think if you think Tampa 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:20.920 can do it again, I would rather go to the 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:26.000 Kansas City Chiefs. What about the Patriots on this list? Man? 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:30.520 That doesn't seem I don't. I don't see if I'm 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:32.880 J J Watt unless you go, boy, I want to 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:37.479 say that I got to play for Bill Belichick. Yeah, 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:40.960 I don't see that at all. All Right, we'll get 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.200 some phone calls here. PAULI has a is it a 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:45.839 is it a Tim Tebow question? Or a game a 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:48.839 Tim Tebow question? Tim Tebow has retired. I don't know 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:51.040 if he chose to retire from football and now he's 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:54.560 retired from baseball. He played football, so he's twenty five 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:58.360 at the quarterback position. If you gave it's almost a 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:01.120 two part question. If you gave him Tebow ado over 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:03.640 at age twenty five with football, would he be open 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:06.640 to go playing a different position and being more of 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:09.359 an emergency quarterback? And if he did that would have 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:13.119 it extended his career another five years? If he played 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:16.120 a different position, he was open to changing positions and 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:19.040 not being a quarterback anymore, because that's the reason he's 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:22.359 not in the league, isn't it or was it the 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:25.960 too much coverage? No, I just don't think he could 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:28.080 play the position in the NFL. Right. So, if he 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:30.839 would have said to all teams through his agent, I'm 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:32.640 willing to help the team in any way like a 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:35.800 Taysom Hill or like Eric Crouch did not do when 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:37.960 he came out of Nebraska, would he be still playing 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:41.120 in the NFL? Yes, if you gave him a duover. 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:45.000 Would he do that? No, man, but I do. It's 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:48.760 it's so easy to dump on Tim Tebow. You know 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:51.800 that he was a disappointment in the NFL. What I 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:55.120 admire about him is he chose to play the most 0:06:55.160 --> 0:07:00.600 difficult sport and and it's you know, his games were shown, 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:03.440 his at bats were shown. You know, if he did 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:06.440 something well, you know it was trumpeted by the Mothership. 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:10.960 But it's a humbling sport, as Michael Jordan showed us, 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:16.560 It's a humbling sport. And he didn't give up. He 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:20.160 kept trying to make the roster, major league roster with 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:24.200 the Mets. And I commend him on that. This is 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:28.280 somebody who's been successful all of his life and he 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:31.160 put himself in a position where seven out of ten 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:34.280 times you fail and you're still considered a very good player. 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:38.200 He wasn't a great player. He wasn't even a good player. 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:42.680 And I batted two twenty three in the minors. Now 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:46.800 they're a lot worse. But I give him credit that 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:50.360 he tried. And when he first you know, he had 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:53.080 that hey, I'm going to work out for the scouts, 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:55.840 and I thought it felt like it was more attached 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:59.760 to a shoe company. I think it was Adidas, and 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:02.640 I thought it was he's going to be sort of 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:06.920 wearing the gear and it felt it felt promotional, and 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:09.840 then I realized that he truly was committed to trying 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:12.920 to be a major league baseball player. It's the same 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:16.280 with Jordan. For whatever reason he decided to interrupt his 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:21.000 career to go play baseball, he still was going to 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:26.120 be embarrassed because that's what baseball does to you. And 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:32.680 Jordan had the athleticism, but he didn't have I truly 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:35.440 believe if you said to Michael Jordan, you're gonna just 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:40.800 play baseball, not basketball, and he spent five years preparing 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:43.120 for that moment, Michael Jordan would have been in the 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:46.760 major leagues and contributed in the major leagues because he 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:50.240 had athleticism. He had a long swing, like he tried 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:52.720 to have a pretty swing instead of, you know, a 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:56.600 smart swing. But you know, Jordan could play or at 0:08:56.679 --> 0:09:01.800 least showed signs and tebow occasionally. Did I think that 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:03.600 bat that he sent me after he hit a home 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:06.840 run last year, that's the last that baton was used 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:12.640 for the last home run he hit in baseball. Yeah, Paully, 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:16.040 Tim Tebow in twenty eighteen played double A in Binghamton. 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:18.160 That's pretty high level double A. Yeah. He hit two 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.520 seventy three for the season where he had three hundred 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:24.120 plate appearances. There are five guys on the team whose 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:26.240 batting averages were worse than Tim Tebow, who had three 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:29.280 hundred plate appearances. He was an average player on his team. 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:33.400 He was solid. Two seventy three is nothing not embarrassing. Yeah, 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:35.880 and I thought the Mets used him, you know, you know, 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:40.319 for promotional vehicle, you know, but I thought he truly 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:41.840 was going to get on the major league roster, like 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:44.760 a September call up. I just thought that, you know, 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:47.800 the Mets weren't any good. Hey, let's bring up Tim Tebow. Yeah. See, 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:51.640 you know it's sort of taken for get granted, just 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:53.680 to go back to the football thing that if Tim 0:09:53.679 --> 0:09:55.800 Tebo had switched to another position, he would have been 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:58.480 more successful. But you really don't know that, you know, 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:00.079 I mean, I don't know how interested he is and 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:02.000 blocking for a running back or something like that. No, 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:05.480 but if he's all in, which I feel like, if 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:07.960 he committed to it, then he could have been an 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:11.120 h back. He could have been a tight end. I mean, 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:14.439 he's not Taysom Hill, but I do think that he 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:18.200 could have he he could have played a different position. 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:20.280 I feel that way. Yeah, club see, I was I 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:22.280 was thinking the same thing as seeing he's slow, though, 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:25.960 unlike Eric Crouch and Taysom Hill, like I think Tebow's 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:29.040 forty he was in the four seventh where and Taysom 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:34.520 Hill's famously at four point four. Well, Taysom Hill's freak athlete. 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:36.440 I mean Tim Tebow could have fit in with a 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:39.040 lot of tight ends. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean that 0:10:39.240 --> 0:10:42.800 that's you know, Taysom Hill's a wide receiver and a 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:45.800 quarterback and a running back. Tebow would have just been 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:47.480 a tight end. I think Eric Crouch was going to 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:50.760 move to safety right, which also happens wide receiver, a 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:54.880 wide receiver. Okay, and he passed. I kept thinking, oh boy, 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:58.000 orc remember Antoine Rand. A lot of receiver, A lot 0:10:58.000 --> 0:11:00.920 of quarterbacks have done that move. Yes, but you have 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:05.199 to be really fast. Yeah, Trelle Pryor did it. Logan Thomas, 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:08.960 my guy, Logan Thomas became a tight end. He's great too. Hey, 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:12.400 he's good. He's good. A couple of phone calls here, 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:15.880 Tyler and Michigan. Hey, ty what's on your mind? Hey Dan, 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:19.600 I got a that's and worse for the weekend. As 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.760 I'm packing to go to Florida, I realized I had 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:26.800 a fresh Dan Patrick Shill had to play hit the 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:31.360 Links with and worst is having the conversation with my 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:36.280 fiance to most likely cancel our wedding again for the 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:40.160 second time due to COVID. Here in Michigan, we're shut down, 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:43.720 So everybody go get your vaccine. Well, Tyler, Tyler, don't 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:48.720 say cancel, say postpone. Yeah, I probably shouldn't show this 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:54.840 video to Yeah, it's a it's a postpone, but it's 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:59.679 not a cancelation. I guess this time, it looks like 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:03.360 beach is the answer. So I was doing a good 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:08.120 job sounding disappointed, though, Well, looks like we're gonna have 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:13.680 to cancel it again. Oh well, yeah, I am disappointed 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:19.600 in that. A wedding is a day. Marriage is a lifetime. 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:24.679 You want to get married, get married. That's all, go 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:30.600 down the courthouse, just get married, all right. If I 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:32.200 had to do it all over now, I had a 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:35.679 great wedding. I had a great wedding, great reception. It 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:40.800 was great. It but I this destination wedding stuff. I 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:43.600 would totally go, Hey, who wants to join us in 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:48.000 Hawaii at the beach and that's it. No I have 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:52.079 to worry about anything. You know, we can have uh, 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:58.040 I don't care hamburgers, hot dogs, taco bar something, um, 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:02.560 you know margharita that I'd just make it so simple 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:06.880 and then bank all that cash instead of no. But 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:09.439 that's I say that to my son who's getting married. 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:12.880 I'm like, you don't have to, you know, do a 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:17.160 big deal, and he goes, yeah, I know. I said, okay, 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:18.840 but if I had to do it all over again, 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:23.360 I'd bank some cash. And instead of because you invite 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:31.920 people you're never gonna see again, you do you invite people, 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:36.240 it'd be better to just invite brothers and sisters, you know, 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:41.120 some aunt's uncles like that, and be it. I don't 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:44.439 need to, like you invite people that you were working 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:48.160 with at the time, and I did that and I 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:51.319 haven't seen them since. And I've been married thirty three years. 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:56.000 I don't even get a Christmas card from those people. No. Yeah, Paul, 0:13:56.160 --> 0:13:57.640 I went to a wedding a couple of years ago 0:13:57.679 --> 0:14:00.800 Buddy in Vermont and he had in his backyard, beautiful, 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:03.520 lovely backyard, nothing you know, high end, a pig roast 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:06.600 and two guys with acoustic guitars. My wife turns to 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:07.640 me at the end of the wedding. We had a 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:10.600 great time. It's a very low key wedding. You know what, 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:13.000 We should have done something like this, And I was 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:16.040 lost it because we spent a year discussing flowers and 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:18.839 center pieces whatever that means. Don't we know what a 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:22.120 centerpiece is, but we did like three days on it. 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:26.920 We decorated everything, and you gotta be all into it. 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:29.800 Let me give you a couple of tips here. Guys, 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:35.240 you may not know a damn thing about flowers, invitations, 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:40.640 what they look like, calligraphy, whatever it is. You have 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:44.160 to just be all in because if if you're not, 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:50.400 it will come up twenty years later, thirty three years later. 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:57.240 But always be there. How do I help? How do 0:14:57.320 --> 0:15:03.120 I help? Because it's really about your wife's mother, like 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:07.480 she's gonna be all involved in this. I am picking 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:10.360 words carefully, but you can't have a couple of things 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:13.040 for yourself if you're the groom, like let's have ribs 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:17.120 or let's have a ice cream Sunday barsn't have a cake. Nope, 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:20.000 you can't do it. Nope. But if she does ask you, 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:23.320 even if she asks you, you know you can't tell 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:26.720 her what you really want. You have to go, you know, 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:32.600 I don't know. Maybe ice cream Sunday bar would be great, 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:36.360 but but it maybe it doesn't make sense, like you 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:39.360 have to kind of maybe she picks up on it 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:42.280 and she doesn't, then you just move on, yes me, clem. Also, 0:15:42.320 --> 0:15:44.000 I think as a rule you should be able to 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:48.480 edit your best man speech. Well, no, you just give 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:52.200 them that you get this amount of time you and 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:56.440 they have free U the wedding. They can't. I've been 0:15:56.480 --> 0:16:00.560 at one where I was just a guest and it 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:03.520 was somebody that my wife knew, and I wanted to 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:06.600 go up and just grab this guy around the neck 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:09.480 and just say get the hell out of here, because 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:12.000 he was trying to be funny. Like you get up 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:14.960 there and you think it's live at the improv, you 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:16.880 get a couple of pops in you and you think 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:18.960 you're the funniest guy in the world, and you are 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:22.600 not funny at all, not at all. This would have 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:24.400 happened to you twice if you had actually attended my 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:28.240 wedding because I remember my best patch. I've talked about it. Yeah, 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:32.160 it was R rated NC seventeen in a crowd that 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:36.800 didn't want that. Was your wife upset with you with 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:38.600 what your best man's speech was? You have the rong 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:44.040 verb you said was she's still yes, she's yeah. Of 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:46.520 course she was upset with me. She wasn't as upset 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:50.200 with him. Yes. Boy. The best piece of advice I 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:52.160 would give is you need someone close to you as 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:55.880 your enforcer, the wolf like in pulp fiction. Yeah, my sister, 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:58.800 who is way less emotional than me and I'm emotionless, 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:02.120 was my wolf, my hammer when anyone else got out 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:03.840 of line of my wedding, I looked at my sister 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:05.840 and gave her like I was calling into the bullpen. 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:07.440 I just gave her a little tip, and she gave 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:10.879 me the head nod. She dispatched a few people from 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:13.400 my wedding at certain points that we're getting out of line, 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:16.400 and it was fantastic. She's awesome. You gotta have one 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:20.960 person that's your hammer, and it can spiral out of 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:27.960 control quickly. Yeah. I like I got married on a Saturday, 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:31.120 but on a Friday night rehearsal dinner, and then I 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:35.320 lost somebody who was in the wedding party and he 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:38.680 was off with somebody. And then the next morning, I'm 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:41.600 going to the church, I can't find him. And then 0:17:41.640 --> 0:17:46.840 he shows up and he had no shoes on, and 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:49.760 I said, dude, you're on your own, like I got 0:17:49.760 --> 0:17:51.840 to go to the church, and I gave him the 0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:54.880 key to my apartment. I said, show up all right 0:17:54.920 --> 0:17:58.400 if you can. And he was the life of the reception. 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:02.439 Like we had our cumber around our faces and like 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:07.160 we were bandidos or something like bank rubbers, and and 0:18:07.400 --> 0:18:10.240 that play with them missus. Oh oh, my wife loved it. 0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:17.280 We were sliding down the steps on our chest. Now 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:20.639 I wouldn't advise this because at one point we broke 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:24.520 a guy's nose like he was lifting me up and 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:27.960 my foot came down and broke his nose. And as 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:30.080 long as it wasn't my nose, I didn't care. But 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:33.080 you know, blood all over the place. Yeah, you know, 0:18:33.280 --> 0:18:38.840 we had a lively time. Yes time. The other thing 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:41.120 you can't do is, though sometimes the women your wife 0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:43.520 is showing you your wife to be different things, whether 0:18:43.520 --> 0:18:46.440 it's flowers or photo photographers or whatever, and if you 0:18:46.520 --> 0:18:48.280 give them too quick a yes, it shows that you're 0:18:48.440 --> 0:18:51.000 absolutely not interested. You have to at least fame, you know, 0:18:51.119 --> 0:18:53.240 make a choice, even if it's not her choice, you'd 0:18:53.320 --> 0:18:54.880 make it look like, you know, you gave it some thought. 0:18:54.880 --> 0:18:56.560 You're like, yeah, yeah, whatever you want, honey, is not 0:18:56.600 --> 0:19:00.840 the way to go. Yeah, yeah, that's I mean. You 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:03.600 you learn to say, oh, I agree, honey, Oh I 0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:06.880 love that, and you can't go I don't know. Got 0:19:07.119 --> 0:19:09.159 you just want an opinion. They want to hear. Yeah, 0:19:09.000 --> 0:19:14.240 they want you involved. Yes, you rub your chin a 0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:16.879 lot and squint when you're looking at the pictures of flowers. 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:18.960 You know, what kind of are those? What do you think? 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:21.479 But you give a little opinion, but not those are 0:19:21.480 --> 0:19:24.399 the ones I want? Because could you imagine if you 0:19:24.520 --> 0:19:27.560 had to tell Todd as if he was ever a 0:19:27.600 --> 0:19:30.439 best man that you've got to limit him to three minutes? 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:35.520 That would be awful. Have you food for like ninety seconds? 0:19:35.520 --> 0:19:36.960 And now I'm something I'm left with him and I 0:19:36.960 --> 0:19:38.639 have to actually say something, have you ever been a 0:19:38.680 --> 0:19:42.440 best man? Uh? My brother's wedding? Yeah, And I probably 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:43.879 went longer than I should have, and I did one 0:19:43.880 --> 0:19:46.359 of those cheesy rhymes where everything has to be a poem, 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:48.440 and that's that's kind of my thing. Did you do 0:19:48.560 --> 0:19:51.159 mock headlines at your brother iris? We did not do 0:19:51.200 --> 0:19:54.000 mockheads that I wasn't inappropriate, that I didn't call anybody out. 0:19:54.040 --> 0:19:56.720 That that's some kind of inappropriate behavior that was done 0:19:56.720 --> 0:19:59.159 to this one's cousins. Can you find the speech? I 0:19:59.160 --> 0:20:00.879 will have to look for that I find it. I 0:20:00.920 --> 0:20:03.600 will definitely on the teas and bump unit. You were 0:20:03.640 --> 0:20:09.080 in love. We all knew it was for you and 0:20:09.119 --> 0:20:13.960 your bride. We're all just wondering why. But we're all 0:20:14.000 --> 0:20:17.280 on your side. Yeah, everything that goes out for seven 0:20:17.359 --> 0:20:20.600 more minutes. You didn't do one. You didn't do sports names, 0:20:21.040 --> 0:20:22.720 didn't do Sports Day. I should have, now that I 0:20:22.720 --> 0:20:25.960 think about it, that might have been actually play judge. 0:20:27.600 --> 0:20:29.800 But I feel compelled to challenge myself to have everything 0:20:29.840 --> 0:20:34.960 to be a priest Holmes, Stanley, Cup, pre Nup, Todd, 0:20:35.000 --> 0:20:36.879 what are you doing? Sports names? What's that got to 0:20:36.920 --> 0:20:40.360 do with my big day? What are you doing? Oh? 0:20:40.440 --> 0:20:44.760 That would have been a disaster, and especially now, because 0:20:44.760 --> 0:20:46.199 then you'd have to get up and you have to 0:20:46.240 --> 0:20:50.080 do expected. No, you have to do some humor, and 0:20:50.119 --> 0:20:53.080 there would be section row seat and I'd get the 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:55.040 same kind of silence that I experienced in a few 0:20:55.080 --> 0:20:58.840 other cases. Crickets. Let me take a break. Chris Mannix 0:20:59.040 --> 0:21:01.879 covers the NBA for Sports Illustrated. We'll talk about the 0:21:01.960 --> 0:21:05.639 Lakers situation. Also, are the Nets the team to beat 0:21:05.720 --> 0:21:07.800 in the NBA? That's coming up next twenty two after 0:21:07.840 --> 0:21:15.399 the hour here on the Dan Patrick Show. And I 0:21:15.440 --> 0:21:17.960 gotta hit the ground running because you've got to get 0:21:17.960 --> 0:21:20.119 fired up. Three hours it's live. You know what are 0:21:20.160 --> 0:21:23.040 we covering? Guest list? What stories am I breaking as 0:21:23.080 --> 0:21:26.960 an NFL insider? How do we make the show great today? 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