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Speaker 1: On the Jordan Harbinger Show, You'll hear amazing stories from

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Speaker 1: people that have lived them, from spies to CEOs, even

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Speaker 1: an undercover agent who infiltrated the Gambino crime family. You're

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Speaker 1: about to hear a preview of The Jordan Harbinger Show

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Speaker 1: with Jack Garcia, who did just that. My career was

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Speaker 1: twenty four out of twenty six years was solely dedicated

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Speaker 1: working on the cover. I walk in, I'm in the bar.

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Speaker 1: How there's a bar made? Dare good looking young lady

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Speaker 1: see serving me? Joey, Hey, what would you like? I

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Speaker 1: usually my frank was give me a kettle, one martini,

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Speaker 1: three olives, class of water on the side. I finished

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Speaker 1: the drink. The guys come in. I'm gonna go go

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Speaker 1: in my pocket, take out the big wad of money. Hey, am,

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Speaker 1: I give her one hundred hours. If you're with the mob,

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Speaker 1: I say, hey, Jordan, you're on record with us. That

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Speaker 1: means we protect you. Nobody could shake you down. We

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Speaker 1: could shake you down. Oh, you're on record with us.

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Speaker 1: For more on how Jack became so trusted in the

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Speaker 1: highest levels of the Gambino organization, check out episode three

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Speaker 1: ninety two of the Jordan Harbinger show. This is a

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show. It is Monday. Let us begin with

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Speaker 1: a happy story today, the story of joy. See, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk about you for a moment, and I want to.

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Speaker 1: I want to put you in a hypothetical situation here,

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Speaker 1: So just kick back, close your eyes, think about this.

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Speaker 1: It's party time for you. We're going to sit you

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Speaker 1: at the head of the table and we are going

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Speaker 1: to throw a massive, massive party for you. And this

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Speaker 1: needed to brew on this. We are going to invite

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Speaker 1: and obligate them to attend. Every single person you know, friends, family,

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Speaker 1: co workers. There's no excuses, there's no little Johnny got

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Speaker 1: sick tonight. Every single one of them are coming to

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Speaker 1: this party. You're thinking about them, all of them, wife, kids, cousins, uncles,

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Speaker 1: many are at that table, everybody you know? Not some

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Speaker 1: I want you to picture this. The table was one

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Speaker 1: How long is that table? How many faces do you

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Speaker 1: sitting there looking at everyone, thinking about your life and

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Speaker 1: That's not some hypothetical that nobody's ever experienced before. That

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Speaker 1: gave you a tiny, tiny preview of the Black Death.

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Speaker 1: You see, we think we know carnage, suffering pain, and

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Speaker 1: the Black Death, half of the people you knew died,

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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. When we picture streets, when we

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Speaker 1: delivery and video games. You remember that food I told

425
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: you about I ordered on Friday night for a date

426
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: night with my wife. We had a little date night

427
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: in the house. We made the kids wait tables and

428
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: stuff like that. By the way, it turned out awesome, Chris,

429
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: turned out absolutely awesome. I'll get to that in a second.

430
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: It costs fifty eight dollars. Now I realized fifty eight

431
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 1: dollars is nothing to Patton Oswald. But I'm not doing

432
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: that every night. Are you doing that every night? And

433
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 1: even if you are, again, I don't begrudge it to you.

434
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: That's fine. Do it, deliver it up. The restaurants need

435
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 1: the business. If you can afford to do it and

436
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 1: love it, do it. I've always said, if I ever

437
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: get mega rich, I'm not a big material guy. It

438
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: makes me sound really, really, really righteous, Chris, I'm not

439
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: a materialistic person. No, I'm the worst person on Earth.

440
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: I just don't value boats and jet skis and fancy cars.

441
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: I wouldn't sell my house or my pickup. I just

442
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: that's just not who I am. But I would eat out,

443
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: like every single meal. I love eating out. I just

444
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: can't afford it, so I don't. So if you can,

445
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 1: it's fine. But again, understand something. Other people are waiting

446
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: in line for hours at the local food bank to

447
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: get emergency food. This disconnect, it doesn't work. Know what

448
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: you don't know. And you heard we had a guest

449
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 1: on the other day. You heard her talk about this disconnect.

450
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 1: And here's the deal. The journalists go through it too.

451
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 1: The truth of the matter is this, because journalism doesn't

452
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: pay a lot, especially right out of college. The people

453
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:46,799
Speaker 1: who go into journalism are not just the people who

454
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: want to be journalists. It's the people who can afford

455
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: meeting their families can afford to have them grow go

456
00:34:54,000 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 1: into journalism. If you grew up poor, you don't have

457
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: the option to go be a freaking journalist when you

458
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 1: go to college, if you even get to go to college. Brother,

459
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 1: when you graduate, I gotta make some money. If I

460
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: don't make money, I don't eat. So what you have

461
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:19,359
Speaker 1: in the journalism fields a bunch of you know, let's

462
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,720
Speaker 1: be honest, it's like sixty sixty five percent upper middle

463
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 1: class white kids. So they don't understand working people, which

464
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: again is fine if that was your life, if your

465
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 1: whole life was you know, fancy cars at sixteen and

466
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 1: sip and mimosas, that's fine, But understand that you don't

467
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 1: understand how working people actually live. You don't understand. And

468
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 1: I'm not saying open up everything tomorrow and everyone will

469
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 1: go back to work. That's absurd. Of course they won't.

470
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: A lot of people will stay home like they did

471
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: during the Spanish flu. When we didn't shut down the

472
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 1: entire economy. We hurt the economy because of the flu,

473
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,720
Speaker 1: but we gave people the freedom to make that choice,

474
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:09,919
Speaker 1: and these huge factories would open up. Half the people

475
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 1: would stay home too scared, but half would go to work.

476
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: Why well, it's my job to provide for my family.

477
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: If we can't eat, I am going to risk the

478
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 1: virus to go to work. My family has to eat,

479
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 1: we have to stay alive. So again, I'm happy, totally

480
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: happy for people who succeed, even people I don't like.

481
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 1: I'm not that guy. I'm filthy rich people. I'm not

482
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: that guy. Maybe i'll be one one day. It's not

483
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:47,439
Speaker 1: my overarching life goal. But it's fine. I'm not that guy.

484
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: But if you are in that situation, especially during times

485
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 1: like this, and you've thrown the family in the carriage

486
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,479
Speaker 1: to head to the lake house while these poors deal

487
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: with the plague, that's fine. Good for you. I do

488
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: the same thing for my family. But at least no

489
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,800
Speaker 1: that you don't then get to from your lake house

490
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: send memos out scolding everyone else how they should be

491
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 1: happy with how they're living right now. Stop this. We're

492
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: all in this together, cramp. We're not. We all have

493
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:21,399
Speaker 1: very very, very different situations right now. All right. I'll

494
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,239
Speaker 1: tell you about that date night, Chris, and I'll tell

495
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 1: you about this sweet new show I found. Hang on.

496
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: Chris is making fun of me for saying I love

497
00:37:56,200 --> 00:38:01,439
Speaker 1: eating out. I do. I have to be honest. It's

498
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 1: one of my favorite things in the world to do.

499
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 1: I love it. If I could, I would eat out

500
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: three times a day, maybe more. Call me crazy, call

501
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: me nuts. I ended looked, especially especially dudes. I understand

502
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: not every guy loves to eat out. I get that,

503
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: I do. I do. So we had a date night

504
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: on Friday night. Now, when I say date night, I

505
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: mean a quarantine date night. Where we were going to

506
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 1: have a date night in the house. And we have

507
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 1: two sons, and those sons time for them to grow

508
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 1: up figure out how to earn somebody, and so we

509
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 1: forced them to give us the restaurant experience at home.

510
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: And after be honest, they were kind of freaking awesome.

511
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:25,879
Speaker 1: I'll explain it in a second. This is a Jesse

512
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 1: Kelly show. This is a Jesse Kelly show. So we

513
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: wanted to have a date night. We wanted the boys

514
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: to do the work for it. You know, they're nine

515
00:39:55,960 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 1: at eleven, and we promised them tips depending on how

516
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: well they did. We're not we're not We're not running

517
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 1: slave labor around there. Obviously you're gonna do your chores

518
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 1: without being paid for it. But we wanted to give

519
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:15,360
Speaker 1: everybody the restaurant experience. So so they get dressed up, Chris,

520
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,840
Speaker 1: they actually got dressed up in what they considered to

521
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:21,280
Speaker 1: be dressed up. The youngest actually put on a sport

522
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:25,880
Speaker 1: coat but blue jeans. The oldest skipped the sport coat

523
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 1: but found a clip on tie that I had to

524
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: put on for him. He couldn't get the clip on.

525
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 1: And we walk in. We walk over to the front door,

526
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 1: and we walk in, you know, in and in like

527
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 1: we're at a restaurant, and immediately we walk around the

528
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 1: corner and there they are. One of them has set

529
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: up an old computer we don't use anymore, acting like

530
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 1: it's like the hostesses station where he can check us

531
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,399
Speaker 1: in and see if there are any tables. And the

532
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: other one, to his credit, the oldest actually had a

533
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: piece of notebook page. We're out to take our drink

534
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: order at the door, which was a little strange, but

535
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 1: as soon as we walk around the corner, they burst

536
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: out laughing. They couldn't keep a straight face, even though

537
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 1: I was trying to. Finally we get them to escort

538
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,359
Speaker 1: us to the table. This escort us back there, and

539
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 1: we had ordered now nothing fancy. I said, it was expensive,

540
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 1: but that's because we had ordered from a fancy pizza place.

541
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: It was still pizza and salad, but one of those

542
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 1: high later high fort. We imported our brick oven from

543
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: Venice three thousand years ago or something like. It's one

544
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 1: of those type of places. Not exactly my cup of tea,

545
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,439
Speaker 1: but that's fine, whatever, it's fine. I didn't I don't

546
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: find that pizza to be markedly better than Papa John's.

547
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 1: But whatever, we brought her little caesars. Ooh, anywait, didn't

548
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 1: that's don't give me sidetracked. So they escort us out back.

549
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: We decide we have this little table out back outside

550
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: because we didn't want them right next to us the

551
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 1: whole time. We wanted an actual date night. And so

552
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: they take our drink orders. I get a beer, the

553
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: wife gets a glass of wine, and we're waiting because

554
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: the food isn't quite there yet, and I have what

555
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 1: I did was I ordered all this on a door

556
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 1: dash or uber eats. I forget which one food gets there.

557
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: I tell the boys to go get to food at

558
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 1: the door. They go get to food. They come back.

559
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 1: We give them what we want, which is what they ordered,

560
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 1: and they start plaiting it and they start bringing us napkins,

561
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: only they don't know where the napkins are. So they

562
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 1: give us this little strand of paper towels and that

563
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 1: so that I get my pizza, the wife gets her salad.

564
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 1: And I asked, because I'm a man, Chris, I asked

565
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,879
Speaker 1: for a side of ranch with my pizza. And I'm

566
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: anxious to see how this will turn out. They go

567
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: back in and they come back out and they say, well,

568
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: they didn't bring us any ranch. I said, okay, well

569
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 1: do you think there's a solution for that. Where do

570
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 1: you think the ranch might be? Oh? Oh, okay, okay.

571
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: And so they take off and head back inside and

572
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,760
Speaker 1: they come back out and they bring me they couldn't

573
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 1: find mind. Apparently edny bowls are like little side things

574
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: which we have in all the areas that they know.

575
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:09,280
Speaker 1: They bring me a shot glass full of ranch dressing

576
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 1: the tip by feats and hit and then, you know,

577
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,399
Speaker 1: to their credit, I mean, look, they were really conscientious,

578
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 1: a little too conscientious. You see, it started out good.

579
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: They have one of those little music box things where

580
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:27,839
Speaker 1: that you plug it in and it has all kinds

581
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: of music loaded on it already, so you can actually

582
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: say something to it, or press a button to it

583
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 1: and say, hey, play seventies music, and it'll play play

584
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: coscal music. It'll say you can say play romantic music,

585
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 1: and it has a couple built in playlists for romantic music.

586
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: So they bring it out and they plug it in.

587
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: I this is so you can listen to romantic music.

588
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: And they say they they haven't play romantic music. And

589
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: then they point to this little area by the patio,

590
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: and they're like, and you can use this as a

591
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 1: dance floor. So they're being super conscientious, right, the wife's

592
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: heart is melting. But then I turned down the volume

593
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 1: and one of them told me, please don't touch the

594
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: music in our restaurant. Please just ask me and I'll

595
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: check chet. And then they started because you can tell

596
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 1: they're in this for the money. You know, I respect

597
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: the hustle. I respect the hustle. They want to do

598
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 1: this for the money, so they start checking on us,

599
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 1: like every thirty seconds. I can't even get a conversation

600
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,360
Speaker 1: out with the wife, and they'll just take turns checking

601
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: on us over and over and over and over again.

602
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,879
Speaker 1: And finally, for some reason they decided that wasn't quite enough.

603
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:41,800
Speaker 1: We have this short little table we got from Costco,

604
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: not to brag. We have this short little table beside

605
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: the one that we're eating on, with a couple of

606
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 1: little dumpy patio chairs on. It's nothing fancy. They apparently

607
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 1: decided checking on us every thirty seconds wasn't enough. So

608
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: the youngest comes out and says, all right, I'm just

609
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: gonna wait right here in case you need me, and

610
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: down on this day we'll beside us, and I'm looking

611
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: at the life and I throw my hands up, and

612
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: of course, because she's a big softie, she's like, oh,

613
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: let him go. He's trying to help. And then the

614
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 1: oldest decides, well, he's bored inside without his brothers, so

615
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 1: he comes out and they start wrestling on the chair

616
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:24,719
Speaker 1: beside us while we're having our romantic night. So to

617
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 1: say it was a rousing success would probably be an overstatement.

618
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: It was hilarious if you, by the way, if you

619
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 1: follow me on Twitter, I have some pictures up of

620
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 1: all this. I even have a little video up of

621
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 1: it if you want to go see. It's from a

622
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 1: couple of days ago. I'm on Twitter at Jesse Kelly DC.

623
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 1: But you will probably you'll probably enjoy it. It's pretty

624
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 1: freaking hilarious. These kids, they make me laugh. Speaking of children,

625
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 1: we sit down last night, Chris, and we have well,

626
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,919
Speaker 1: something you'll understand one day. As soon as you poe

627
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: up marry that broad you're with and start putting babies

628
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 1: in her, it's time to expand. Good people must go

629
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: forth and multiply. Chris, we need you to start having

630
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: some kids. Anyway, what you will know is once you

631
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 1: have a family, once you have a wife, once your

632
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:23,680
Speaker 1: kids get old enough to think and have opinions for themselves. One,

633
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: you'll be shocked at the ways your kids are similar

634
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: to you. Two you'll be twice as shocked at the

635
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: ways they're totally different from you. I mean, they really

636
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 1: are just their own human beings with their own interests

637
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,320
Speaker 1: and feelings. It sucks. I wanted a couple of robots.

638
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 1: You really notice this when it comes time to the

639
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: day's done, everything's done, work's done, and it comes time

640
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,240
Speaker 1: to let's pick a board game, let's pick a movie

641
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: to watch at night, let's pick a new show to watch,

642
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:59,600
Speaker 1: Because getting all four people to agree on something totally impossible.

643
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: And in my house the dynamic is this I am.

644
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:09,000
Speaker 1: I know you're going to find this very shocking. I

645
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 1: am not the artistic type singing and dancing and playing

646
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 1: an instrument and drawing and things like that. Not only

647
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,719
Speaker 1: can I not do this, nobody in my family can

648
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: do this. We are just not. We are not an

649
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 1: artistic people. Were That's not who we are. Of course,

650
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:30,879
Speaker 1: because opposite's attract The wife is exactly the opposite. She

651
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: was a gymnast, she was on the Canadian national team.

652
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 1: She was on the University of Arizona. Like she's this

653
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:41,359
Speaker 1: elite gymnast and she loves singing and dancing and all

654
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 1: these and so of course she loves musicals. I would

655
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: rather die than watching musical. The oldest, because he's my

656
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:58,919
Speaker 1: you know, kind of kind of science nerdy type. He's

657
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 1: the one that I told you can dump out just

658
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 1: a box of random legos and he'll build you a spaceship.

659
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: And he really will build you like a sweet looking spaceship.

660
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:10,319
Speaker 1: He of course wants to watch some kind of dinosaur documentary.

661
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: Well that sounds freaking brutal, absolutely brutal. The youngest. He's

662
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 1: a comedian. He thinks he's hilarious, which he is actually

663
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 1: kind of hilarious. He wants to watch SpongeBob, which he

664
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 1: and I would probably agree more than anyone else on

665
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 1: something like that or whatever new dorokey comedy. Me. Everyone

666
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 1: knows what I want. I want to watch my newest

667
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 1: World War One documentary. That's what I want to watch.

668
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: Everybody knows that. Shut up, Chris. I know it's nerdy,

669
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: Like that's legitimate, you know. When I sit down on

670
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 1: a Friday night, if I have the house to myself,

671
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: which is rare. But if I do, you know you're

672
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:52,919
Speaker 1: firing up the new Netflix series. I'm firing up World

673
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: War two Win Color, and I'll watch it for three

674
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 1: or four hours, like that's legitimately fun for me. But

675
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 1: we I'm this new show last night and it had

676
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: the most amazing thing I've ever seen in my life.

677
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 1: Hang on, follow, like, and subscribe on social at Jesse

678
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: Kelly Show. I should clarify when I'd say my family's

679
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: not artistic. It goes beyond not being artistic. It's being

680
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 1: openly hostile to the arts in general. It's one thing

681
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: to not be artistic, which we're not. But this is

682
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 1: how I was raised. And I want you to understand

683
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: this because I get these emails and you're welcome to

684
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: email me Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com Jesse

685
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly show dot com. And if you miss

686
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 1: any part of the show, the whole things on the

687
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 1: iHeart It's on Google, it's on Spotify, it's on Apple.

688
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,800
Speaker 1: The show's everywhere. Chris podcasts it right after the show.

689
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: He separates out the history story and then puts the

690
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 1: whole show as well so it's all there. But I

691
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 1: get these emails and people will genuinely want to know

692
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: why I'm a terrible person, or if they're trying to

693
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,359
Speaker 1: be polite and they don't want to put it like that.

694
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:32,959
Speaker 1: I get this question a lot. Why are you this way?

695
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 1: Why are you the way you are? It's my father

696
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,480
Speaker 1: when I say openly hostile to the arts, I'm not

697
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: making this up. We would travel. My dad would take

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00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: me hunting in Montana, and Montana is a gigantic state.

699
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,800
Speaker 1: People don't know about it. It's it's the fourth biggest state.

700
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:57,720
Speaker 1: It's just it's huge, and lots of times to go hunting.

701
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 1: You would go hunting in places totally totally, totally separate

702
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: from where you are. Oh, you want to go pheasant hunting, Well,

703
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: where I lived, there weren't any pheasants to hunt. You

704
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 1: had to go to eastern Montana. And it would not

705
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: at all be out of the question to have a

706
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 1: three four five hour road trip to go hunting where

707
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 1: you were hunting or more, I mean, I've taken along ones.

708
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,439
Speaker 1: We weren't allowed to have music on in the car,

709
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 1: And I need to put this in context for you.

710
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:33,839
Speaker 1: There were no smartphones and I don't want to get

711
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 1: all old fogie. We had to walk to and fro

712
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: both ways. But this is again there's no smartphone era,

713
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: so I'm not sitting here with the smartphone in my

714
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 1: hands at all. Whatever, I'll just I'll just get on

715
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 1: Facebook and say look at funny videos. There were no smartphones.

716
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: In fact, there were no cell phones for the most

717
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,359
Speaker 1: part period. They just then had like truck phones. We're

718
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 1: getting in. And my dad wasn't a big talker either,

719
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 1: so three four or five hours no talking. It's not

720
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: like he banned it. He just didn't have a lot

721
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 1: to say. But music was absolutely banned. He would not

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00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: turn it on if I even attempted, because I did

723
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 1: several times, as you can imagine, Dad, can we please?

724
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: I even got a led Zeppelin tape here, which I

725
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 1: know you like. Can we turn that on? No? I

726
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 1: don't want that crap on. Well, I don't understand what

727
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't understand why we're just riding in

728
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,319
Speaker 1: the car. I don't need to hear that. And it

729
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: wasn't like an anti rock and roll thing. That was

730
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 1: his kind of music. No music none. So when I

731
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: say not artistic, I mean openly hostile to the arts

732
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 1: period period back to my show. So we're hunting last

733
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: night for a show because we're all four seated and

734
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 1: we're like, oh whatever, let's find something to watch this

735
00:52:55,080 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: Sunday night. Came across this hostile stole Nature show, Chris.

736
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: It was on I think it's on National Geographic. It's

737
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 1: called Hostile Nature. You know, bear Grills for those of

738
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: you who don't know bear Grills. He used to do

739
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: that show. Gosh, what was it. What was the name

740
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: of his show, Chris where he was It's not running Wild,

741
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 1: that's his new show. He used to do, the trying

742
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: to survive show out in the wilderness. What's it called?

743
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 1: And versus Wild? That's right, man versus Wild and bear Grills?

744
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 1: Was this soup? Is this superstud dude? He was in

745
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: the British Sas, not British Sas if you don't know.

746
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:37,319
Speaker 1: That's like their Navy seals. In fact, the SAS was

747
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 1: before our Navy seals, and in fact, much of what

748
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 1: our Navy seals do they copied off the British Sas.

749
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:47,280
Speaker 1: I mean, some of the baddest dudes on the planet,

750
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 1: or these SAS guys. I remember It was a few

751
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 1: years back that sas guys story came out about him

752
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,359
Speaker 1: running across It was three or four, might have even

753
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 1: been five Taliban guys one at a time in a

754
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: dark cave in Afghanistan, and he killed them all with

755
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 1: a hammer. That's sweet anyway, Yes, says dude. Bearg reels

756
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 1: and he did these man versus wild shows where they

757
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 1: would drop him in the middle of nowhere, you know,

758
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 1: a deserted island, a freezing mountain in the middle of

759
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 1: the desert, and he would drink, drink the juice out

760
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: of the dung of some animals, you know, to stay alive.

761
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:28,479
Speaker 1: I'm not exaggerating. I watched him do that and dry

762
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 1: heaved in my chair, like that's the kind of thing

763
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 1: he would do. Well. They say you can drink your

764
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 1: pea two or three times and still be fine, and

765
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,839
Speaker 1: it's like, yes, but you don't have to actually show

766
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 1: us that. You could just tell us. I don't need

767
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 1: to see it. I genuinely do not. Oh no, he's

768
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 1: gonna do it anyway. Yep, he just did it. He

769
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 1: just drank his pea. He's drink you know what, I'm

770
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:51,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna brush my teeth I'm not gonna eat again tonight. Well,

771
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,920
Speaker 1: he got himself in a little bit of a pickle

772
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 1: because Man versus Wild caught Fire, absolutely caught Fire. Everybody

773
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 1: loved the show. Everybody did, and then somebody caught him

774
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 1: filming it. And he wasn't actually staying out in the wild.

775
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 1: See when he was doing one of these Survived the

776
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 1: Mountains trips, he was heading back to the hotel at night.

777
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 1: Somebody caught him at a luxury hotel during filming, staying

778
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:26,240
Speaker 1: in the hotel that night, waking up the next morning

779
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:30,240
Speaker 1: downing a big plate of blueberry pancakes and bacon before

780
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 1: he went back out. Just know this, and I don't

781
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 1: want to be Debbie Downer or party pooper for you here,

782
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:42,439
Speaker 1: but know this, Virtually all of the reality television you're

783
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:48,320
Speaker 1: watching is scripted on some level. My mother is this.

784
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 1: She's obsessed with a certain reality show that I'm not

785
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 1: going to name it. It's not that I'm protecting myself

786
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 1: or the show. I don't like to be the person

787
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 1: that craps on someone else's fun. It's a very very

788
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:07,480
Speaker 1: very very very popular reality show that almost all of

789
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,880
Speaker 1: you have seen at least once. And if I mentioned

790
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:12,360
Speaker 1: the name of the show on My Life, you would

791
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 1: know the name of the show. It's virtually all written.

792
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 1: The entire thing is written. And I don't mean somebody

793
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:27,320
Speaker 1: jots down a couple notes. I mean they're they're handed scripts.

794
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 1: All that drama that pops up, that's it's all written out. Anyway,

795
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 1: forgetting about this, Bear Grills has a new show now.

796
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 1: I actually actually seen him in this show yet. He

797
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,960
Speaker 1: may just be the narrator of it. It's called Hostile Planet.

798
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 1: He showed up real quick in the beginning, and this

799
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 1: was the episode on mountains. I haven't finished it yet,

800
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 1: so if you've finished it, don't be emailing means spoiling

801
00:56:54,840 --> 00:57:00,360
Speaker 1: the show. But it takes place obviously in the mountains,

802
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 1: and there's this kind of mountain goose and geese. These

803
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 1: geese have to lay their eggs in the mountains. The

804
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 1: mountains are very hostile place, hostile for weather reasons, hostile

805
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 1: for predator reasons. There isn't a ton of food up there,

806
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: and as you may imagine, baby geese would be an

807
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 1: extremely appealing meal for predators. Part of the reason predators

808
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: love to eat baby whatever, baby geese, baby birds, baby

809
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:35,440
Speaker 1: everything is because it's a meal a predator can always

810
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 1: eat and get virtually no injuries in return. We like

811
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: to imagine all these predators as being superhuman, well, super animal,

812
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 1: not superhuman. Shut up, you know what I'm talking about,

813
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 1: the truth is every predator has a cost benefit analysis.

814
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:55,000
Speaker 1: They have to weigh, yes, I can attack this animal,

815
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:58,920
Speaker 1: what is the chances I'm going to get injured doing so?

816
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 1: Because if I may lie and I get injured attacking

817
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: that hippopotamus, I'm dead. I actually saw a sweet nature

818
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 1: show of that happening one time, Chris, where all these

819
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 1: lions were trying to take down a hippo. And you know,

820
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 1: hippos are these gigantic, extremely powerful. They're not these big, fat,

821
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 1: adorable dumpy things. They killed more people than like crocodiles

822
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 1: every year. They're very aggressive, very strong. And this hippo

823
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 1: turns around and gets ahold of this lion's face and

824
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 1: clamps down on this lion's head as his whole head

825
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 1: in his mouth. There was a she actually and chucks

826
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 1: this lion away, and then they panned to the lion

827
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 1: after I'm pretty sure the hippo lived and the lion

828
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:41,919
Speaker 1: the entire lion's bottom jaw was hanging off of her head.

829
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 1: It was basically missing, and of course the narrator acts

830
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 1: very sad about it, and it was sad, but the

831
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,439
Speaker 1: narrators like, and this means that Lion's going to die

832
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: of starvation. In fact, I'm pretty sure the pride just

833
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,360
Speaker 1: flat out kicked her out the next day. There's no

834
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 1: you're no good here. You're dead now, right, So on

835
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 1: this crap out of time. All right, you're gonna have

836
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 1: to have a quick guess and then I'll get back

837
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:11,280
Speaker 1: to my sweet Nature show ham the Jesse Kelly show.

838
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 1: Now Hostile Hostile Nature is the show. And there are

839
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 1: these geese in there in the mountains. And I want

840
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 1: you to picture rocky mountains, not the Rockies, although this

841
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 1: may have been the Rockies. I wasn't paying attention. But

842
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 1: these are rocky, rocky mountains and jagged rocks and shale rock,

843
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 1: loose rock all over the place. So the geese have

844
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 1: to find a safe place to nest. And there's this.

845
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Speaker 1: The only way I can describe it is a tower.

846
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,480
Speaker 1: He may have even called it a tower. It is

847
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 1: a four hundred foot tall skyscraper made of rock. It's

848
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 1: not connected to the other parts of the mountain. It's weird,

849
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 1: like you can tell how it fell away. It is.

850
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 1: It's straight vertical like a skyscraper. Picture any skyscraper. That's

851
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 1: how it looks. It's a four nite foot tower. It's

852
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:33,160
Speaker 1: close to the other parts of the mountain. It's not

853
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 1: gets the only one. I'm just this is the one

854
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. It's close to the other parts of

855
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 1: the mountain, but it's not touching them. So the geese,

856
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:45,560
Speaker 1: they come up with this thing. Apparently this is a

857
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 1: thing they do. It's not the one, not the one

858
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:51,440
Speaker 1: time they did it for the show. They lay their

859
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 1: eggs on top of the tower. Not a problem, right,

860
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:57,400
Speaker 1: lay your eggs a barely. They have to sit on

861
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 1: these eggs for twenty five days, I think it said.

862
01:01:00,680 --> 01:01:04,480
Speaker 1: After twenty five days, bip bip, little hatchling comes out.

863
01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 1: They have three little baby geese. Only now there's a problem.

864
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 1: You see the geese. The baby geese they have to eat. Well,

865
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 1: I know what you're thinking, Jesse. I've seen enough bird shows.

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01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:25,919
Speaker 1: The mother goose can just fly it out and eat

867
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 1: some fish or grass or whatever and come back and

868
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 1: just vomit it into little baby's mouth. Uh, these geese

869
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 1: are not capable of doing that. When I say the

870
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 1: baby geese have to eat, I mean they have to eat.

871
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 1: I think it was within twenty four hours. It might

872
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 1: have been forty eight or they're dead. God, baby needs eat.

873
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:47,240
Speaker 1: Baby needs eat right now. Baby's on top of a

874
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 1: four hundred foot tower. Oh did I mentioned baby can't fly?

875
01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 1: Baby has to get off this tower to eat. Baby

876
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 1: cannot fly, food cannot be brought to the baby, and

877
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 1: mother and father goose cannot fly with the baby. Are

878
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:16,400
Speaker 1: you seeing where I'm going? Are you wondering exactly how

879
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 1: this problem is going to be resolved? Yeah? I was

880
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 1: wondering at too, until I watched the first little baby

881
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 1: goose inch up to the edge of the four hundred

882
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 1: foot rock tower in the mountains and dive off the end,

883
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:45,040
Speaker 1: dive off the end with no parachute, without functioning wings,

884
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:49,360
Speaker 1: without anything. The baby simply jumps off the end of

885
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 1: the freaking tower. And I'm watching this, and honestly, I've

886
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:56,160
Speaker 1: seen a thousand nature shows in my life, if not more.

887
01:02:56,560 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 1: That's what I used to watch from my old man.

888
01:02:58,320 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 1: With my old man when I was a kid, we'd

889
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:03,800
Speaker 1: watch that. Marty Stafford nature shows. I've seen a million

890
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 1: nature shows, you name them, I've seen them. I've never

891
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,960
Speaker 1: seen anything like this in my life. I leapt up

892
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:11,720
Speaker 1: out of my chair and so did my boys or

893
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 1: the scene, and they're like, wait, what he jumped? And

894
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:18,680
Speaker 1: they're they're they're filming it as it slowly descends. I mean,

895
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:21,160
Speaker 1: it's in slow motion, but as this little baby bird

896
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 1: is sailing through the air four hundred feet down, and

897
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:31,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it just commits suicide? What? And sure enough,

898
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:33,920
Speaker 1: on my freaking life, I'm not making this up. You

899
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:39,080
Speaker 1: can watch the show. The baby boom lands on the

900
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:45,200
Speaker 1: rocks below, bounces a few times, and then rolls over

901
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:51,320
Speaker 1: totally alive. I don't know, I know, Chris, I've never

902
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 1: seen anything like it. I don't know what happens. And

903
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:56,439
Speaker 1: then then the announcer gets on there may be barren

904
01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 1: as well. The baby is, as you can see, still alive,

905
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:05,400
Speaker 1: but but but a little stunned. I'm like, what, yes,

906
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:08,640
Speaker 1: from four to feet above, the baby not only lives,

907
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 1: the baby's fine, At which point some eagle or hawk

908
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:16,120
Speaker 1: swoops in and snatches it up in its claws and

909
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:19,360
Speaker 1: sails away. And I'm like, what, Like what is this show.

910
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:22,080
Speaker 1: It's the most amazing thing. I remember I said there

911
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:25,200
Speaker 1: was three babies. I'm not finished yet. Baby number two

912
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 1: steps up to the plate to try this again. Well

913
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:32,320
Speaker 1: you remember how I said baby number one flew through

914
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:34,960
Speaker 1: the air four hundred feet down and made it just fine.

915
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 1: I guess that doesn't happen every time, because baby number

916
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:43,560
Speaker 1: two tried it, and baby number two caught a little

917
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 1: wind sheer and instead of softly landing on the jagged

918
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:52,240
Speaker 1: rocks below, the baby flies down a little ways and

919
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:55,080
Speaker 1: the wind like blows him back and boom, he bounces

920
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:57,920
Speaker 1: off the rocks. Then he bounces again and keeps flying

921
01:04:57,960 --> 01:05:01,680
Speaker 1: and boom bounces off the rocks. Long story short. When

922
01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 1: that baby goose finally stopped moving, that baby goose never

923
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 1: moved again, which brings me to number three. Number three.

924
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:18,000
Speaker 1: Number three, having just witnessed, having just witnessed what happened

925
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 1: to his two brothers and sisters, steps up same thing.

926
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:34,360
Speaker 1: Boom lands lives, not only lives, trots a mile down

927
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:37,920
Speaker 1: to the local grassy river, hops in the water with

928
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:43,560
Speaker 1: both his parents to survive. That is what they do.

929
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:47,640
Speaker 1: This was not like an exception to the rule. These geese.

930
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:52,160
Speaker 1: They park it up in the mountains and they just

931
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:56,240
Speaker 1: dive bomb their young off the hill. What's the amazing thing.

932
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 1: I'm you know what, Go watch it and then email

933
01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:02,800
Speaker 1: me Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com. What Chris,

934
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:07,680
Speaker 1: it's called Hostile Nature. Hostile Nature. I'm almost positive it's

935
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:11,680
Speaker 1: on National Geographic. Chris. YouTube the video right now, because

936
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:14,640
Speaker 1: even though they can't see it, I bet you we

937
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 1: can get a little audio cut of it, and it

938
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:20,280
Speaker 1: would be hilarious to listen to get an audio cut

939
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:23,600
Speaker 1: of it. It's the first one Hostile Nature Mountains. I

940
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:25,760
Speaker 1: think that was the day of the episode, and I'm

941
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 1: only like halfway through the first episode, so I don't

942
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:31,400
Speaker 1: even know what else is coming on this, but it

943
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:38,040
Speaker 1: was stunning. Sorry, speaking of stunning, allow us to take

944
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: a moment and return to the news of the day,

945
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 1: news that you may agree with, news I do not

946
01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:54,080
Speaker 1: headline Bloomberg Law dot com. Senators propose a five hundred

947
01:06:54,160 --> 01:07:00,080
Speaker 1: billion dollars state and local government rescue. A Republican and

948
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:03,120
Speaker 1: a Democrat in the Senate are proposing five hundred billion

949
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,720
Speaker 1: for state and local governments to aid parts of the

950
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:11,720
Speaker 1: country reeling from the Corona pandemic. Bob Menendez of New

951
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 1: Jersey and his Republican colleague Bill Cassidy of Louisiana are

952
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:20,200
Speaker 1: looking ahead. They would to establish a half trillion dollar

953
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:24,040
Speaker 1: fund to help the states hit hardest by coronavirus. It

954
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,760
Speaker 1: will be divided into three tranches, I don't even know

955
01:07:26,800 --> 01:07:30,120
Speaker 1: what that word means, and distributed according to formulas that

956
01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:37,080
Speaker 1: reflect the population, infection rate, and revenues lost. Governors and

957
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:40,120
Speaker 1: mayors across the country have been pleading for the federal

958
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:44,560
Speaker 1: government for additional aid as tax revenues plummet and demands

959
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:48,240
Speaker 1: for resources skyrocket. Allow me to set that headline aside

960
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:52,680
Speaker 1: for just a moment and pull up another one, a

961
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:57,160
Speaker 1: related one. This is from a few days ago. New

962
01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:01,400
Speaker 1: York City adds nearly four thousands and people who never

963
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:05,600
Speaker 1: tested positive for the coronavirus death tolls. Basically, it was

964
01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:09,880
Speaker 1: thirty seven hundred people they assumed they died of coronavirus,

965
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:13,640
Speaker 1: they never tested them for coronavirus, and they put them

966
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:16,559
Speaker 1: on the coronavirus death tolls, Which brings me to the

967
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:19,719
Speaker 1: third and final headline of our little rants here. Before

968
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:25,639
Speaker 1: I go off on all this, state lawmakers seek more

969
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:30,080
Speaker 1: than forty one billion in federal coronavirus aid, including a

970
01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:37,880
Speaker 1: ten billion dollar pension bailout. That's just from Illinois. Illinois

971
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:42,799
Speaker 1: wants forty one billion, including ten billion for their pension.

972
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:48,920
Speaker 1: I'm about to tell you something that you're not going

973
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:54,120
Speaker 1: to like, but is so very true, and you're gonna

974
01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:56,200
Speaker 1: hear me repeated a lot as we go along on

975
01:08:56,240 --> 01:09:16,200
Speaker 1: our little journey. Hang on, well briefly, before I get

976
01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:21,040
Speaker 1: back to my political rants. I gathered the boys around

977
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:25,000
Speaker 1: to watch the chick flying off the tower video, so

978
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:29,839
Speaker 1: Mitchell and Chris checked it out. Did I sell it? Short, gentlemen?

979
01:09:30,439 --> 01:09:34,439
Speaker 1: I did not? Did I not? Even? Yeah? You know what.

980
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:36,920
Speaker 1: We are going to post the video for those of

981
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,479
Speaker 1: you who don't want to go searching for it. We're

982
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:42,600
Speaker 1: gonna post it on the show's Twitter account. Now. I

983
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:45,320
Speaker 1: have my own Twitter account at Jesse Kelly d C

984
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,519
Speaker 1: J E S S E K E L L y DC.

985
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:51,880
Speaker 1: We have a separate account that's just for the show.

986
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:55,600
Speaker 1: Chris runs all that it's at Jesse Kelly Show. Just

987
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:58,599
Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly Show. He's gonna take a video clip

988
01:09:58,600 --> 01:09:59,960
Speaker 1: of this and put it up there so you can

989
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:02,880
Speaker 1: see it. The most amazing thing I've ever seen in

990
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:05,759
Speaker 1: my entire life, even though I told you what's coming.

991
01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:09,720
Speaker 1: When you witness it happen, your job will drop. Your

992
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:13,599
Speaker 1: job will drop. Amazing, absolutely amazing. Back to my political thing,

993
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:21,559
Speaker 1: it's not my job to bail out your state if

994
01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:25,439
Speaker 1: you chose to destroy your own state's economy. As a

995
01:10:25,439 --> 01:10:29,640
Speaker 1: federal taxpayer, it's not my job. And this is what

996
01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:33,480
Speaker 1: has always worried me about so many of these lockdowns.

997
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:37,559
Speaker 1: You remember, I've told you these states, these cities, they

998
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:41,559
Speaker 1: cannot print money like the Feds can. So what are

999
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:46,840
Speaker 1: they doing? Their plan is to suck up a bunch

1000
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:52,280
Speaker 1: of federal taxpayer dollars. Why would New York City add

1001
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:59,080
Speaker 1: thirty seven hundred people to the coronavirus death rolls that

1002
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:03,880
Speaker 1: they never even test. Do you know that they get

1003
01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:07,720
Speaker 1: paid now for every coronavirus test? Oh? That was part

1004
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:11,040
Speaker 1: of that lovely stimulus package everybody wanted, Well, we gotta

1005
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:14,599
Speaker 1: pass the stimulus package. We have to pass a stimulus package.

1006
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:17,559
Speaker 1: The stimulus package that ran out of money for small

1007
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:21,320
Speaker 1: businesses in about half a second, The two trillion dollars

1008
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:24,240
Speaker 1: stimulus package that your great great great grandkids will still

1009
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:30,240
Speaker 1: be paying off. Yeah, that sounds good, right, everything sounds good. Well,

1010
01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:33,000
Speaker 1: we should I'll tell you what we should do. We

1011
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:37,679
Speaker 1: should we should pay the States for every coronavirus death.

1012
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:41,960
Speaker 1: That'll help, right, Yeah, that goes right up there with

1013
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:45,040
Speaker 1: the city of London killing all the cats during the

1014
01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:49,960
Speaker 1: Black plague. That sounds nice, except the cats were eating

1015
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:56,320
Speaker 1: the rats. You see here is an undisputed fact. Fact.

1016
01:11:56,640 --> 01:12:01,679
Speaker 1: It applies to everything. It applies to the civil rights movement.

1017
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:03,760
Speaker 1: It applies to the gay rights movement. It applies to

1018
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:06,160
Speaker 1: the Tea Party, It applies to the women's rights movement,

1019
01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:09,920
Speaker 1: it applies to the Me Too movement. It applies to coronavirus.

1020
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:16,439
Speaker 1: You want to know what that fact is? Every movement,

1021
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:22,720
Speaker 1: every movement, no matter what it is, no matter how

1022
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:33,200
Speaker 1: noble it's beginnings, becomes a scam. Every single one New

1023
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:35,960
Speaker 1: York City wants money. What do you think do you

1024
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,439
Speaker 1: think Cuomo has been out there playing footsie with Trump

1025
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:43,479
Speaker 1: every single day because they get along. Cuomos out there

1026
01:12:43,479 --> 01:12:45,400
Speaker 1: playing footsie with Trump because he wants the good he

1027
01:12:45,479 --> 01:12:49,880
Speaker 1: used to keep coming. Do you think all these Democrat

1028
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:52,439
Speaker 1: governors like that idiot Whitner or Whitner or whatever her

1029
01:12:52,479 --> 01:12:56,200
Speaker 1: name Is of Michigan, Newsom of California. You think they're

1030
01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:59,719
Speaker 1: slaughtering their own economies, their own budgets without a plan.

1031
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:04,360
Speaker 1: They have a plan. I'm going to be a tyrant.

1032
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:07,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ban my people from going to the beach.

1033
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:13,559
Speaker 1: And then when my budget shortfall is astronomical because I

1034
01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:16,800
Speaker 1: slaughtered my own economy, I'm going to look to the

1035
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:21,000
Speaker 1: federal government and say, hey, coronavirus is what's killing us.

1036
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:24,840
Speaker 1: It was definitely coronavirus and not my fault at all.

1037
01:13:26,080 --> 01:13:30,920
Speaker 1: You should definitely give us some money. Illinois. I make

1038
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,559
Speaker 1: fun of them, but I actually give them credit for

1039
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:36,240
Speaker 1: being the only ones genuinely honest about it. They're the

1040
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:39,639
Speaker 1: ones who wanted ten billion to bail out their pension plan.

1041
01:13:40,479 --> 01:13:44,519
Speaker 1: How these people, of course, they did spend years and

1042
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:47,840
Speaker 1: this is what they all do. All these governors, all

1043
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:52,000
Speaker 1: these state lawmakers, they all run for office, and what

1044
01:13:52,040 --> 01:13:55,000
Speaker 1: do they promise. I mean, how many people Republican or Democrat?

1045
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:57,439
Speaker 1: How many people do you know run for office and

1046
01:13:57,560 --> 01:14:02,200
Speaker 1: promise I'm gonna leave you alone. I'm gonna get the

1047
01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:04,880
Speaker 1: government out of your life. I'm gonna stay out of

1048
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:08,280
Speaker 1: your way. But what if, what if this happens to me.

1049
01:14:08,479 --> 01:14:11,479
Speaker 1: It's not my problem. You're gonna be free, You're going

1050
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,960
Speaker 1: to live free. Freedom comes with consequences, but you will

1051
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:18,400
Speaker 1: have freedom. How many people run for office on that platform,

1052
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:21,360
Speaker 1: Let's start with zero and work our way up from there.

1053
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:26,840
Speaker 1: Everybody runs on what everybody, I'm gonna give you this,

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01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:29,080
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna give you that, and I'm gonna protect

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01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:31,400
Speaker 1: you from this. I'll take care of that. Run Oh

1056
01:14:31,479 --> 01:14:34,360
Speaker 1: you're upset about this, I got you covered. I'll do

1057
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:37,639
Speaker 1: this for you. I'll do that for you. They all

1058
01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:40,320
Speaker 1: run on giveaways, every one of them. I'm gonna give

1059
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:43,880
Speaker 1: you this. Here's something for you. You know what. Luck me,

1060
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:48,160
Speaker 1: I'll give you this. And now, especially the state and

1061
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:56,200
Speaker 1: local ones, all those promises can't be kept. Now you

1062
01:14:56,360 --> 01:15:01,040
Speaker 1: know what state budgets look like right now, especially the

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01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:04,439
Speaker 1: states who locked themselves down and don't give me this

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01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:07,280
Speaker 1: would jest in New York hat too. There's an outbreak there. No,

1065
01:15:08,240 --> 01:15:10,799
Speaker 1: even if you want to be a pro lockdown person,

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01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:15,320
Speaker 1: New York City had to contrary to popular belief and

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01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:17,920
Speaker 1: contrary to the belief of you know, just the people

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01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:20,519
Speaker 1: inside of New York City. New York is a big state.

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01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:23,680
Speaker 1: Even the New York City area is a big area.

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01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:26,400
Speaker 1: Long Island is not New York City. You want to

1071
01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:28,840
Speaker 1: offend somebody Long Island, tell them it's New York City.

1072
01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:32,479
Speaker 1: Albany is not New York City. New York is a

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01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:36,000
Speaker 1: huge state. They have a bunch of different parts of it.

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01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:39,000
Speaker 1: You can't treat the entire state of New York like

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01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:42,040
Speaker 1: you treat New York City. And I'm not an anti

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01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:43,880
Speaker 1: New York City person. I live for New York City.

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01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:45,599
Speaker 1: It's pretty much my favorite place in the world. As

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01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:51,360
Speaker 1: I told you before, states should treat their own cities differently.

1079
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:56,680
Speaker 1: The country should treat every state differently. But that's not

1080
01:15:56,800 --> 01:16:01,760
Speaker 1: going to happen. That gigantic sucking sound you here, that's

1081
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:05,000
Speaker 1: your tax money for the rest of your life being

1082
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:11,519
Speaker 1: used for the disastrous, disastrous, embarrassing response we've had to

1083
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:18,120
Speaker 1: this virus. They will write books about it. One day,

1084
01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:22,160
Speaker 1: they will. They will write books about it. It may

1085
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:24,000
Speaker 1: and it may not even be that far in the future.

1086
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:26,960
Speaker 1: They're going to start writing books about our response to

1087
01:16:27,080 --> 01:16:33,240
Speaker 1: this thing and how it's absolutely crushed US two trillion

1088
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:35,719
Speaker 1: dollars and now they want more. And you know what's funny,

1089
01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:38,720
Speaker 1: they're gonna pass it too. You watch, they'll pass more.

1090
01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:12,320
Speaker 1: You know, it's worth revisiting. It's really worth revisiting how

1091
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:15,519
Speaker 1: this all began. Do you remember how the black plague began?

1092
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:17,320
Speaker 1: We started our show with all of it with an

1093
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:23,000
Speaker 1: argument how this began? The lockdown insanity? I mean, I

1094
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:26,880
Speaker 1: remember this, and this is important because there are going

1095
01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:30,040
Speaker 1: to be a whole lot of people, and already are

1096
01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:34,599
Speaker 1: a whole lot of people who feel dumb, can't admit

1097
01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:38,080
Speaker 1: they were wrong, and they're going to try to be

1098
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:42,840
Speaker 1: revisionist historians, and they're going to say things like we

1099
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:51,880
Speaker 1: had to lockdown. Every expert said it's for the greater good.

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01:17:52,479 --> 01:17:54,599
Speaker 1: Isn't it funny? By the way, how all the pro

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01:17:54,720 --> 01:17:59,599
Speaker 1: lockdown people use the exact same language the climate change

1102
01:17:59,640 --> 01:18:15,880
Speaker 1: people use. Hang on, this is a Jesse Kelly show.

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01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:31,360
Speaker 1: Do you remember how all this began? Right, let's not forget.

1104
01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:35,400
Speaker 1: It's not that we want to point fingers or blame,

1105
01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:43,640
Speaker 1: but let's not forget. We have well erect economy, erect businesses,

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01:18:45,479 --> 01:18:52,600
Speaker 1: thirty million unemployed already, that numbers going up. Influential coronavirus

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01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:59,439
Speaker 1: model reduces Florida's projected deaths by over seventy. That's from

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01:18:59,479 --> 01:19:05,479
Speaker 1: just a new I'm not gonna read the article. I'm

1109
01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:12,040
Speaker 1: not gonna bother with it. But this all began with

1110
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:16,360
Speaker 1: doomsday models. You read them? I read them? How many

1111
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:19,479
Speaker 1: times did you turn on the news and see them?

1112
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:23,040
Speaker 1: I mean, unless you want to dig into it? If

1113
01:19:23,040 --> 01:19:26,320
Speaker 1: you're the trusting type, which everybody knows I'm not. I'm

1114
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:28,320
Speaker 1: a jerk, so I didn't trust any of them. But

1115
01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:31,400
Speaker 1: if you're the trusting type, or maybe you're just too busy,

1116
01:19:31,479 --> 01:19:33,519
Speaker 1: you turn on the news for fifteen minutes a night,

1117
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:35,600
Speaker 1: what did you see? You remember the numbers? I know

1118
01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:40,679
Speaker 1: you remember? What's that word starts with an M? Chris million?

1119
01:19:42,439 --> 01:19:49,120
Speaker 1: Fifty million are gonna die? Two million in America alone? Okay?

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01:19:49,200 --> 01:19:53,639
Speaker 1: One million? All right, everybody go home, and maybe, just

1121
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:56,559
Speaker 1: maybe it'll be two hundred thousand, but look, it probably

1122
01:19:56,560 --> 01:19:59,000
Speaker 1: will be more than that. It's only gonna be one

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01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:01,320
Speaker 1: or two hundred thousand. If you lock in your home

1124
01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:04,400
Speaker 1: and you're not locking down enough, why aren't you locking down?

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01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:06,880
Speaker 1: You're you're not locking down? Why are you outside? Why

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01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:10,439
Speaker 1: are you talking to people? Okay? Not one or two

1127
01:20:10,479 --> 01:20:14,880
Speaker 1: hundred thousand? Okay, ninety thousand? All right, all right, that

1128
01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:20,200
Speaker 1: was wrong. It's eighty thousand. Okay, but wait, all right,

1129
01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:25,200
Speaker 1: eighty thousand was a bit off. It's seventy. Now it's

1130
01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:28,720
Speaker 1: down to sixty. Word is they're going to project it

1131
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:36,559
Speaker 1: again even lower. Now sixty is not nothing. That's a

1132
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:39,519
Speaker 1: pretty dag gone big deal to the sixty thousand people

1133
01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:42,160
Speaker 1: who are now going to be in the ground and

1134
01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:50,680
Speaker 1: their families. But sixties thousand deaths, mostly in just a

1135
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:56,479
Speaker 1: few locations, that's not what you sold us when you

1136
01:20:56,560 --> 01:21:02,200
Speaker 1: decided to destroy the greatest economy in the world. You

1137
01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:09,040
Speaker 1: can't promise me fifty million dead worldwide and deliver one

1138
01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:14,720
Speaker 1: hundred or two hundred thousand and have the upper hand here.

1139
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:19,840
Speaker 1: You don't get to do that. There has to be

1140
01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:25,760
Speaker 1: there has to be an accounting for that. That's not

1141
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:28,880
Speaker 1: a small deal. You don't get to get off with

1142
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:32,559
Speaker 1: the well i'd say that's good news. No no, no no,

1143
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:35,080
Speaker 1: no, no no no no, no, no no no. You don't

1144
01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:39,439
Speaker 1: get to do that. You don't get to try to

1145
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:42,880
Speaker 1: put this back on people on my plate either and

1146
01:21:42,960 --> 01:21:45,160
Speaker 1: say things like like like these people have said to me,

1147
01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:48,040
Speaker 1: friends of mine, what I guess you want more people

1148
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:51,800
Speaker 1: to die? No, no, you're not going to change the subject. Now.

1149
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:55,360
Speaker 1: That's that's like arguing with your wife. You're not You're

1150
01:21:55,360 --> 01:21:59,600
Speaker 1: not going to change the subject now. No. No, the

1151
01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:03,920
Speaker 1: sub object is you said two million Americans were going

1152
01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:08,040
Speaker 1: to die. That's what you said. You said, best case scenario,

1153
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:12,439
Speaker 1: best case scenario, two hundred thousand, or maybe one hundred thousand,

1154
01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:18,240
Speaker 1: that's what you said. And in order to justify sending

1155
01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:22,919
Speaker 1: thirty million people to the unemployment rules, you said those numbers.

1156
01:22:23,439 --> 01:22:25,760
Speaker 1: If those numbers do not come out, turn out to

1157
01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:28,080
Speaker 1: be accurate, which in no way are they going to

1158
01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:30,360
Speaker 1: be accurate now we already know they're a bunch of crap.

1159
01:22:31,880 --> 01:22:34,720
Speaker 1: You have to be held accountable for it, not me,

1160
01:22:35,840 --> 01:22:41,920
Speaker 1: that's on you. There has to be an accounting for

1161
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:48,679
Speaker 1: getting so much of this wrong, because when you take

1162
01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:59,000
Speaker 1: a step back from it, the absolute economic devastation is stunning,

1163
01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:05,880
Speaker 1: isn't it. And we don't even keep in mind this

1164
01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:08,280
Speaker 1: is going to come in stages. We don't even know

1165
01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:12,160
Speaker 1: it all yet, We don't even begin to know it

1166
01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:16,320
Speaker 1: all yet. I would looked at a headline out of Reuters.

1167
01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:23,120
Speaker 1: Already the un is predicting hundreds and hundreds of thousands

1168
01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:29,240
Speaker 1: of child deaths across the world due to what the

1169
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:34,000
Speaker 1: economic downturn? What have I told you from the very beginning,

1170
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:40,439
Speaker 1: when everybody was screaming at me, A strong economy is

1171
01:23:40,479 --> 01:23:44,200
Speaker 1: the best public health you can have. What do you

1172
01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:50,799
Speaker 1: think pays for all those hospitals and doctors and nurses, roads, schools, firemen, police,

1173
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:53,280
Speaker 1: everything you know and love? What do you think pays

1174
01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:57,640
Speaker 1: for all that The economy pays for all that You

1175
01:23:57,800 --> 01:24:03,200
Speaker 1: don't intentionally ruin it intentionally? And I cannot drive this

1176
01:24:03,240 --> 01:24:06,120
Speaker 1: point home enough. You do not get to say there

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01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:09,040
Speaker 1: was no other choice, because other nations in this country

1178
01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:13,200
Speaker 1: made different choices. Everybody did not lock down. They did

1179
01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:18,519
Speaker 1: not Other nations looked at the data, looked at the

1180
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:21,040
Speaker 1: same numbers and said, no, we can Well we can't

1181
01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:28,000
Speaker 1: lock down, we can't. Sweden didn't even close at schools. Well, well,

1182
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:30,120
Speaker 1: why will we close our schools? Young people aren't even

1183
01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:33,040
Speaker 1: really affected by the thing. Gee, that sounds almost like

1184
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:38,799
Speaker 1: common sense. You know, it doesn't sound like common sense.

1185
01:24:40,000 --> 01:24:47,120
Speaker 1: Taking a massive country geographically, a country of three hundred

1186
01:24:47,120 --> 01:24:52,480
Speaker 1: and thirty billion people with every kind of different geography

1187
01:24:52,479 --> 01:24:58,360
Speaker 1: you can possibly imagine, and treating them all the same

1188
01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:04,840
Speaker 1: and telling everybody. They should do the same things. That's

1189
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:09,320
Speaker 1: something a child would come up with. And if I

1190
01:25:09,439 --> 01:25:12,560
Speaker 1: sound angry, I know you're thinking I note normally and

1191
01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:17,920
Speaker 1: I and I'm not normally. I am angry because it

1192
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:22,720
Speaker 1: was accepted because quote experts and doctors said it. You know,

1193
01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:25,000
Speaker 1: I told you the beginning of the show the doctors

1194
01:25:25,080 --> 01:25:29,920
Speaker 1: used to make people smoke during the Black Death. Doctors

1195
01:25:29,960 --> 01:25:35,080
Speaker 1: in America used to prescribe heroin for a cough. I

1196
01:25:35,160 --> 01:25:39,599
Speaker 1: don't care that doctors said it. It sounds like something

1197
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:43,720
Speaker 1: a small child would come up with. Well, what we're

1198
01:25:43,760 --> 01:25:49,320
Speaker 1: gonna do is lock everyone in their homes. Wait, what

1199
01:25:49,479 --> 01:25:52,800
Speaker 1: we can't We can't do that. What do you what

1200
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:54,559
Speaker 1: do you lock everyone in their homes? What are you

1201
01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:58,840
Speaker 1: talking about? That would destroy the economy. It's the only way, Well,

1202
01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:01,639
Speaker 1: we can't. What do you mean there's no other solution?

1203
01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:06,799
Speaker 1: That is something a five year old would come up with. Honey,

1204
01:26:07,920 --> 01:26:10,400
Speaker 1: there are a bunch of people sick. What do you

1205
01:26:10,479 --> 01:26:14,080
Speaker 1: think everybody should do? I think everybody should go home

1206
01:26:14,080 --> 01:26:17,280
Speaker 1: and stay inside mommy. That's what it sounds like to me.

1207
01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:22,280
Speaker 1: It sounds like a child's solution to something which would

1208
01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:25,000
Speaker 1: be fine except for the fact, we've done it as

1209
01:26:25,040 --> 01:26:31,120
Speaker 1: a nation. And now you remember, now, I'm not saying

1210
01:26:31,120 --> 01:26:32,840
Speaker 1: this is going to happen here, It's of course not.

1211
01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:35,680
Speaker 1: This is an extreme example. But you remember all the

1212
01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:38,240
Speaker 1: fallout from the Black Plague when I told you about it,

1213
01:26:38,840 --> 01:26:45,360
Speaker 1: even down to things like racial segregation. You can't even

1214
01:26:45,400 --> 01:26:48,680
Speaker 1: put a price on, You can't put you can't put

1215
01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:52,920
Speaker 1: a definition on all the fallout that we'll get from this,

1216
01:26:53,160 --> 01:26:56,640
Speaker 1: beyond just the mind numbing debt we've piled on in

1217
01:26:56,640 --> 01:27:02,519
Speaker 1: a month, month and a half. What two, three, four, five,

1218
01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:06,120
Speaker 1: six trillion? What's the t number going to be at

1219
01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:09,200
Speaker 1: the end of a month and a half, two months? People,

1220
01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:15,639
Speaker 1: The devastation from that alone is going to be Oh gosh,

1221
01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:25,559
Speaker 1: the juice was never worth the squeeze. It wasn't. And

1222
01:27:25,720 --> 01:27:28,160
Speaker 1: now I'm sorry, I know this is going to upset you.

1223
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:36,120
Speaker 1: I'm looking at this open business again task force full

1224
01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:40,240
Speaker 1: of a bunch of swamp rats and bankers that don't

1225
01:27:40,240 --> 01:27:43,920
Speaker 1: inspire me either. But maybe the most devastating part, Chris,

1226
01:27:45,720 --> 01:28:16,280
Speaker 1: I'll tell you to sing Jesse Kelly, Chris, you want

1227
01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:19,280
Speaker 1: to know what the worst part is? Now things have

1228
01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:25,240
Speaker 1: gotten serious. Headline us running out of frozen pizzas amid

1229
01:28:25,320 --> 01:28:31,639
Speaker 1: ongoing coronavirus pandemic, perhaps the largest industry to see its

1230
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:34,479
Speaker 1: demand climb as high as ever as grocery stores from

1231
01:28:34,479 --> 01:28:38,600
Speaker 1: megacorporations supermarkets to local grocery shops, stores are struggling to

1232
01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:41,320
Speaker 1: keep many items in stock. First it was the toilet

1233
01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:43,519
Speaker 1: paper craze, which was really weird, by the way, Chris,

1234
01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:47,320
Speaker 1: I never understood that toilet paper thing. I still nobody's

1235
01:28:47,320 --> 01:28:49,640
Speaker 1: gonna nobody's gonna gonna explain that to me a way

1236
01:28:49,640 --> 01:28:52,160
Speaker 1: in a way that it makes it sense anyway. Then

1237
01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:55,240
Speaker 1: it was the cleaning supplies, from sanitizing wipes to hand soap.

1238
01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:57,640
Speaker 1: Now a hard to find new item happens to be

1239
01:28:57,680 --> 01:29:03,439
Speaker 1: frozen pizzas. Human's own president and CEOO, Dave Bess, told

1240
01:29:03,479 --> 01:29:07,040
Speaker 1: Adweek that these companies sales are up one hundred and

1241
01:29:07,200 --> 01:29:11,920
Speaker 1: nine since the start of the pandemic. That particular food

1242
01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:15,840
Speaker 1: item seeing a big demand, But the problem is they're

1243
01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:19,000
Speaker 1: running out of necessary ingredients. Again. It screws up the

1244
01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:22,920
Speaker 1: supply chains. Though, Chris, are you a frozen pizza? Man?

1245
01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:29,559
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. I still love him, man, I'm

1246
01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:32,120
Speaker 1: thirty eight. Should I not love him? Anymore. Is that wrong?

1247
01:29:33,080 --> 01:29:35,479
Speaker 1: I do love him, though I could if the wife

1248
01:29:35,640 --> 01:29:37,519
Speaker 1: was the old ball and chain wouldn't around to talk

1249
01:29:37,560 --> 01:29:41,120
Speaker 1: about the health, I would eat a frozen pizza a day,

1250
01:29:41,320 --> 01:29:47,559
Speaker 1: I swear I would now back to the task Force.

1251
01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:51,599
Speaker 1: One of the most hilarious things I've seen was Trump

1252
01:29:51,720 --> 01:29:59,640
Speaker 1: constantly needling Mitt Romney at every turn. Trump has this

1253
01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:04,040
Speaker 1: corre Coronavirus task Force, the Reopened Business task Force, and

1254
01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:09,240
Speaker 1: he opened every single business, every single or opened every city.

1255
01:30:09,439 --> 01:30:13,040
Speaker 1: He invited every Republican Senator to join his open Business

1256
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:17,559
Speaker 1: task Force, except for Mitt Romney. There he is talking

1257
01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:21,200
Speaker 1: about it. On Thursday, the White House announced the Congressive

1258
01:30:21,240 --> 01:30:24,839
Speaker 1: Task Force and Reopening America and included every Republican senator.

1259
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:27,360
Speaker 1: But very Romney. Does that show that you still you're

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Speaker 1: still holding a grudge against No, I'm not a fan

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Speaker 1: of Mitt romy know. I had fifty two Republican Senators.

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01:30:34,960 --> 01:30:36,479
Speaker 1: He was a godner. You don't want his well, I

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01:30:36,479 --> 01:30:38,120
Speaker 1: just don't think you know. I'm not a fan of

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01:30:38,160 --> 01:30:40,800
Speaker 1: Mitt Romney. I don't really want his advice. Go ahead, please.

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01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:46,880
Speaker 1: People were trying to bash Trump for that. Hear me

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01:30:46,920 --> 01:30:49,320
Speaker 1: out on this. Whichever side you fall on, whether you're

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01:30:49,320 --> 01:30:51,599
Speaker 1: a Trump guy or a Mitt Romney guy. I doubt

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01:30:51,720 --> 01:30:53,720
Speaker 1: very much you like both of them. But hear me

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01:30:53,760 --> 01:31:00,679
Speaker 1: out on this. That's Mitt Romney's fault in Mitt Romney

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01:31:00,720 --> 01:31:06,200
Speaker 1: has nobody to thank but himself, nobody to thank but himself.

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01:31:08,120 --> 01:31:11,719
Speaker 1: You see, if you actually want to make a difference,

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01:31:11,760 --> 01:31:16,200
Speaker 1: if you actually want people to listen to you, to

1273
01:31:16,400 --> 01:31:22,080
Speaker 1: hear you, you have to approach people a certain way.

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01:31:25,840 --> 01:31:29,800
Speaker 1: Let's say let's say there was a fat person that

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01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:33,800
Speaker 1: worked here in the building. Let's say every day I

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01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:36,479
Speaker 1: walked by this fat person and said, hey, fatty, when

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01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:41,839
Speaker 1: are you gonna lose some weight? Every day? Hey, fatty,

1278
01:31:41,840 --> 01:31:45,960
Speaker 1: you get in the gym. And then that person one

1279
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:48,120
Speaker 1: day woke up and thought, you know, I need to

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01:31:48,120 --> 01:31:49,680
Speaker 1: lose a little weight. I really do need to do

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01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:53,960
Speaker 1: something about this. I need to talk to some people

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01:31:53,960 --> 01:31:59,240
Speaker 1: about that with some ideas. Do you think that person's

1283
01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:03,040
Speaker 1: going to ask me for my ideas or do you

1284
01:32:03,080 --> 01:32:08,400
Speaker 1: think that person views me as a mean jerk? That

1285
01:32:08,520 --> 01:32:11,600
Speaker 1: wouldn't that wouldn't pour a glass of water on me

1286
01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:13,439
Speaker 1: if I was laying in front of them on fire.

1287
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:20,599
Speaker 1: You decide in this life how influential you're going to

1288
01:32:20,640 --> 01:32:25,880
Speaker 1: be with certain people you do, and people seem to

1289
01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:31,040
Speaker 1: have this impression that everybody should just forgive and forget

1290
01:32:31,280 --> 01:32:33,599
Speaker 1: as soon as I want to be involved in something.

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01:32:34,280 --> 01:32:36,879
Speaker 1: When you look at Mitt Romney's credentials as the governor,

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01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:42,719
Speaker 1: as a businessman, sure, purely credential wise. Sure, But when

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01:32:42,760 --> 01:32:45,599
Speaker 1: you are Mitt Romney and you make the decision as

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01:32:45,600 --> 01:32:48,840
Speaker 1: a senator that before you even get to DC, you're

1295
01:32:48,880 --> 01:32:51,920
Speaker 1: gonna pan a real nasty anti Trump letter for I

1296
01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:56,160
Speaker 1: think it was the Washington Post, then you're gonna be

1297
01:32:56,200 --> 01:33:00,320
Speaker 1: the only dissenting voice as a little protest thing to vote,

1298
01:33:00,360 --> 01:33:06,559
Speaker 1: you know, for impeachment. You have made the decision not Trump.

1299
01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:12,080
Speaker 1: You have made the decision that you are anti Trump.

1300
01:33:12,960 --> 01:33:15,240
Speaker 1: That's who you are. That's part of who you are.

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01:33:16,520 --> 01:33:19,600
Speaker 1: You're the person calling somebody a fatty every day in

1302
01:33:19,640 --> 01:33:24,040
Speaker 1: the hallway. You don't get to then complain that you

1303
01:33:24,120 --> 01:33:27,599
Speaker 1: don't even get invited to the party. If you want

1304
01:33:27,640 --> 01:33:31,080
Speaker 1: to have influence, if you want to make a difference,

1305
01:33:31,439 --> 01:33:37,320
Speaker 1: you will do things a different way. People know that

1306
01:33:37,439 --> 01:33:41,479
Speaker 1: I voted for Donald Trump. I admitted it readily. I

1307
01:33:41,520 --> 01:33:44,759
Speaker 1: openly admitted I was super anti Trump during the primary.

1308
01:33:45,640 --> 01:33:48,240
Speaker 1: I voted for him in the general because Hillary Clinton's

1309
01:33:48,240 --> 01:33:51,080
Speaker 1: the anti Christ. Donald Trump has turned out to be,

1310
01:33:51,320 --> 01:33:54,439
Speaker 1: in my opinion, an outstanding president that has done so

1311
01:33:54,479 --> 01:33:56,680
Speaker 1: many things that I love, and I'm going to vote

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01:33:56,720 --> 01:34:01,439
Speaker 1: for him again. I'm willing to be critical when he

1313
01:34:01,479 --> 01:34:04,200
Speaker 1: does things I disagree with, because I think it looks

1314
01:34:04,360 --> 01:34:08,080
Speaker 1: terrible as a man to wear another man's palm palms

1315
01:34:08,479 --> 01:34:13,560
Speaker 1: for any reason. I don't put on my Trump pajamas. Overall,

1316
01:34:13,880 --> 01:34:16,040
Speaker 1: I think he said an outstanding job, and I've said so.

1317
01:34:16,200 --> 01:34:18,519
Speaker 1: When I have things I disagree with, like the spending,

1318
01:34:18,520 --> 01:34:23,960
Speaker 1: like the lockdowns, I say so, do you know that

1319
01:34:24,040 --> 01:34:29,439
Speaker 1: President Donald Trump reads my Twitter timeline? That's not something

1320
01:34:29,479 --> 01:34:32,639
Speaker 1: I'm guessing. It's not something I'm making up. I can't

1321
01:34:32,640 --> 01:34:36,880
Speaker 1: tell you how I know, but I know Donald Trump

1322
01:34:36,920 --> 01:34:43,160
Speaker 1: reads my Twitter timeline. Do you know why? Because I'm

1323
01:34:43,160 --> 01:34:47,360
Speaker 1: not a yes man and I'm also not the resident

1324
01:34:47,439 --> 01:34:51,640
Speaker 1: anti Trump GOP guy. Why would he ever read my

1325
01:34:51,720 --> 01:34:54,960
Speaker 1: timeline if he knows everything on there is going to be?

1326
01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:58,400
Speaker 1: Trump sucks? Or why would he read my timeline if

1327
01:34:58,400 --> 01:35:00,479
Speaker 1: he knows everything on there is going to be? Trump's

1328
01:35:00,479 --> 01:35:05,439
Speaker 1: a god, He's the best. You can't get anything useful

1329
01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:11,280
Speaker 1: from that. Nothing when your mind is made up about

1330
01:35:11,320 --> 01:35:16,120
Speaker 1: the decisions someone makes before they ever make them. Don't

1331
01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:20,519
Speaker 1: don't ask to be approached. I see parents do this

1332
01:35:20,560 --> 01:35:24,439
Speaker 1: with their kids all the time. It drives me absolutely crazy,

1333
01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:33,360
Speaker 1: burning them for honesty. All right, Billy, I need you

1334
01:35:33,400 --> 01:35:37,240
Speaker 1: to be honest with me right now. Did you throw

1335
01:35:37,280 --> 01:35:40,920
Speaker 1: that baseball and broke the neighbor's window? Just be honest

1336
01:35:40,960 --> 01:35:44,320
Speaker 1: with me. You can be honest. Yeah, Mom, Yeah I did.

1337
01:35:44,520 --> 01:35:47,439
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Your little jerk? Get over here.

1338
01:35:47,439 --> 01:35:49,280
Speaker 1: Well I beat the snot out of you and then

1339
01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:52,640
Speaker 1: make you up. Okay, Well that may feel good in

1340
01:35:52,680 --> 01:35:59,840
Speaker 1: the moment, Then the next time, don't ask me for honesty.

1341
01:36:00,040 --> 01:36:03,280
Speaker 1: Were you out at a party last night? You can

1342
01:36:03,280 --> 01:36:07,120
Speaker 1: tell me. You can be honest. Was there alcohol there? Oh?

1343
01:36:07,160 --> 01:36:14,320
Speaker 1: There was? Did you have some? Oh you did? You're

1344
01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:17,559
Speaker 1: crowded for life? Give me your cell phone. You're never okay.

1345
01:36:17,560 --> 01:36:22,360
Speaker 1: The next time he goes to a party, you're not

1346
01:36:22,439 --> 01:36:25,280
Speaker 1: going to get the honest truth, are you? Because you

1347
01:36:25,400 --> 01:36:31,920
Speaker 1: just burned him for it. Do not burn me for honesty.

1348
01:36:32,080 --> 01:36:39,320
Speaker 1: Do not burn people for honesty. Mitt Romney did this

1349
01:36:39,360 --> 01:36:42,439
Speaker 1: to himself. This is not Donald Trump's fault. This is

1350
01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:47,040
Speaker 1: Mitt Romney's fault when you decide as he did, I'm

1351
01:36:47,080 --> 01:36:50,040
Speaker 1: anti Trump this, I'm anti Trump that. Then when the

1352
01:36:50,080 --> 01:36:53,080
Speaker 1: time comes for you to really make a difference, if

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01:36:53,120 --> 01:36:57,080
Speaker 1: you really want influence, I'm a United States Senator, I

1354
01:36:57,280 --> 01:36:59,800
Speaker 1: want the President to listen to me. No, if you

1355
01:37:00,080 --> 01:37:03,599
Speaker 1: really wanted that, you would have conducted yourself differently. There

1356
01:37:03,640 --> 01:37:07,040
Speaker 1: are plenty of Republican senators on that Open Business Task

1357
01:37:07,120 --> 01:37:11,479
Speaker 1: Force who have had public disagreements with Trump, plenty of them,

1358
01:37:11,479 --> 01:37:14,320
Speaker 1: but none of them set themselves up as the resident

1359
01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:18,320
Speaker 1: anti Trump Republican. If you want to be that, fine,

1360
01:37:18,360 --> 01:37:21,400
Speaker 1: you can be the resistance hero. You're gonna be Mitt Romney.

1361
01:37:21,520 --> 01:37:24,000
Speaker 1: All the leftist newspapers are gonna print you. You're gonna

1362
01:37:24,040 --> 01:37:26,840
Speaker 1: get invited on all the leftist cable shows. And that's fine.

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01:37:26,920 --> 01:37:28,559
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's gonna write a book and sell a

1364
01:37:28,560 --> 01:37:31,840
Speaker 1: lot of copies. But when the time comes to really

1365
01:37:31,880 --> 01:37:36,840
Speaker 1: make a difference, you're not invited. Brother, I mean, you

1366
01:37:36,880 --> 01:37:42,160
Speaker 1: don't get that invite. Look in the mirror. That's where

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01:37:42,160 --> 01:38:13,760
Speaker 1: the trouble lies. The Jesse Kelly Show joining me now

1368
01:38:14,760 --> 01:38:17,960
Speaker 1: one of the very very very few people who was

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01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:22,080
Speaker 1: out in front of this entire debacle, The Great Sean

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01:38:22,240 --> 01:38:25,360
Speaker 1: Davis at the Federalists, co founder of the Federalist Sean,

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Speaker 1: from the very beginning, you were loud, extremely loud about

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Speaker 1: the fact that you thought the models were crap, and

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01:38:33,720 --> 01:38:36,000
Speaker 1: they've proven to be total crap. We just haven't. We

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01:38:36,080 --> 01:38:38,760
Speaker 1: now have this new adjusted one that they over They

1375
01:38:38,760 --> 01:38:44,840
Speaker 1: overestimated Florida's by seventy percent. They're projected deaths. How did

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01:38:44,880 --> 01:38:47,240
Speaker 1: you know early on? I mean, as far as I know,

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Speaker 1: You're not some doctor, are you? No? I am not

1378
01:38:51,120 --> 01:38:54,920
Speaker 1: a doctor. I figured it out early on, mainly because

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01:38:54,960 --> 01:38:57,800
Speaker 1: I spent a lot of time in my career doing

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01:38:57,880 --> 01:39:02,680
Speaker 1: various types of financial and statistical modeling, and there's just

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01:39:02,800 --> 01:39:06,640
Speaker 1: certain things that set off red flags in models. And

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01:39:06,760 --> 01:39:10,559
Speaker 1: so when I saw these really really high numbers, I thought,

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01:39:10,560 --> 01:39:14,360
Speaker 1: you know, it's possible, but let's actually look under the

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01:39:14,400 --> 01:39:16,400
Speaker 1: hood and see what's going on with the engine of

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01:39:16,400 --> 01:39:20,120
Speaker 1: these models. And what I saw was that rather than

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Speaker 1: having like a step by step kind of phased process

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01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:27,080
Speaker 1: built in that made logical sense based on what we

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01:39:27,160 --> 01:39:31,160
Speaker 1: know about how diseases work, this thing just predicted deaths

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01:39:31,200 --> 01:39:35,000
Speaker 1: and then tried to reason backwards when logically, what you

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01:39:35,040 --> 01:39:38,519
Speaker 1: would expect to see was let's model how many people

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01:39:38,520 --> 01:39:42,280
Speaker 1: are susceptible, how many get infected, how many are symptomatic,

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01:39:42,320 --> 01:39:44,840
Speaker 1: how many are then hospitalized, how many go to the ice,

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01:39:45,439 --> 01:39:47,800
Speaker 1: how many get put on ventilators, and then from there

1394
01:39:47,880 --> 01:39:51,280
Speaker 1: how many die? And that wasn't at all what happened

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01:39:51,320 --> 01:39:53,960
Speaker 1: in this model. And when you look into it and

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01:39:54,040 --> 01:39:56,640
Speaker 1: you see that the internal assumptions are garbage and the

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01:39:56,680 --> 01:39:59,800
Speaker 1: internal logic is garbage, you can know for a fact

1398
01:39:59,800 --> 01:40:03,599
Speaker 1: that results are going to be garbage. What can you

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01:40:03,680 --> 01:40:05,559
Speaker 1: explain a little bit for me because a lot of

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01:40:05,560 --> 01:40:09,200
Speaker 1: people don't understand, and frankly I don't what exactly is

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01:40:09,840 --> 01:40:13,599
Speaker 1: a model? Is this some computer program you're dumping info into?

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01:40:13,720 --> 01:40:16,559
Speaker 1: Is it an Excel spreadsheet? Is this a piece of paper?

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01:40:16,960 --> 01:40:20,960
Speaker 1: Explain kind of model? What is it? So a model

1404
01:40:21,080 --> 01:40:23,200
Speaker 1: is basically you can do it in any of that.

1405
01:40:23,280 --> 01:40:25,160
Speaker 1: You could sketch one out on a piece of paper,

1406
01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:28,120
Speaker 1: you could do one and Excel, you could hard code

1407
01:40:28,160 --> 01:40:32,559
Speaker 1: one into various stats programs. But all a model is

1408
01:40:32,760 --> 01:40:36,759
Speaker 1: at its core, is a way of taking a different

1409
01:40:36,760 --> 01:40:41,760
Speaker 1: assumption about various inputs, throwing those inputs in and then

1410
01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:45,080
Speaker 1: seeing what comes out. Like you can model anything. You

1411
01:40:45,120 --> 01:40:47,360
Speaker 1: could model what you think the temperature is going to

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01:40:47,439 --> 01:40:50,440
Speaker 1: be today. Your inputs might be well, that it's springs,

1413
01:40:51,840 --> 01:40:54,360
Speaker 1: what time of day it is where you are on

1414
01:40:54,400 --> 01:40:56,040
Speaker 1: the Earth, and then today you're going to get a

1415
01:40:56,160 --> 01:40:58,640
Speaker 1: range for what your temperature is probably going to be

1416
01:40:58,680 --> 01:41:03,000
Speaker 1: at noon today in Houston. There's nothing magical or fancy

1417
01:41:03,160 --> 01:41:08,000
Speaker 1: or anything particularly difficult to understand about them. What differentiates

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01:41:08,040 --> 01:41:11,280
Speaker 1: models really it's just how complex they get and how

1419
01:41:11,280 --> 01:41:13,880
Speaker 1: many inputs they end up have. But all models are

1420
01:41:13,880 --> 01:41:15,960
Speaker 1: just a way of throwing in some inputs and getting

1421
01:41:15,960 --> 01:41:21,040
Speaker 1: an output. How did they get this one that wrong?

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01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:26,120
Speaker 1: Explain that to me. I don't assume. Let's go without

1423
01:41:26,120 --> 01:41:28,760
Speaker 1: the assumption that. I don't think all these people were

1424
01:41:28,800 --> 01:41:32,040
Speaker 1: trying to bring down the world's economy on purpose. They

1425
01:41:32,160 --> 01:41:37,080
Speaker 1: are highly educated infectious disease doctors. How did they look

1426
01:41:37,080 --> 01:41:40,400
Speaker 1: at information and say, oh, this is going to happen,

1427
01:41:40,520 --> 01:41:43,200
Speaker 1: and Sean Davis look at information and say this is

1428
01:41:43,240 --> 01:41:46,719
Speaker 1: a bunch of crap. How does that happen? I think

1429
01:41:46,720 --> 01:41:50,280
Speaker 1: the reason there's got it wrong, especially in hospitalization, So

1430
01:41:50,320 --> 01:41:54,439
Speaker 1: it's worth stepping back. The Hime model wasn't crazy on death.

1431
01:41:55,439 --> 01:41:58,519
Speaker 1: I think they range their right around like now, sixty

1432
01:41:58,560 --> 01:42:01,320
Speaker 1: thousand deaths through mid August. I think when they started

1433
01:42:01,360 --> 01:42:03,960
Speaker 1: they might have been around like one hundred or two hundred,

1434
01:42:04,280 --> 01:42:07,000
Speaker 1: So that's a two x difference. It seems really really large,

1435
01:42:07,040 --> 01:42:08,800
Speaker 1: And say, you know, that's one hundred two hundred percent

1436
01:42:08,880 --> 01:42:14,960
Speaker 1: difference given the uncertainty, I think those were not unrealistic.

1437
01:42:15,200 --> 01:42:18,439
Speaker 1: What was crazy were the hospitalization numbers. And recall it

1438
01:42:18,479 --> 01:42:22,120
Speaker 1: was hospitalization that caused us to have to flatten the curve.

1439
01:42:22,400 --> 01:42:25,160
Speaker 1: We were never told that we could reduce deaths from

1440
01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:27,160
Speaker 1: the disease. What we were told was we don't want

1441
01:42:27,160 --> 01:42:29,960
Speaker 1: to overrun the hospital systems and have a whole bunch

1442
01:42:30,000 --> 01:42:32,960
Speaker 1: of excess deaths. And when you drilled down into their model,

1443
01:42:33,040 --> 01:42:36,959
Speaker 1: you saw that there was no real logical, defensible connection

1444
01:42:37,439 --> 01:42:40,519
Speaker 1: between their deaths and their hospitalizations. Like I said, a

1445
01:42:40,520 --> 01:42:43,559
Speaker 1: normal person would start out at the bottom up with

1446
01:42:43,640 --> 01:42:45,479
Speaker 1: how many people are going to get infected, and they'd

1447
01:42:45,520 --> 01:42:48,080
Speaker 1: modeled that, and then they'd worked their way toward hospitalization

1448
01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:51,240
Speaker 1: and death. This particular model, which was used to justify

1449
01:42:51,280 --> 01:42:55,320
Speaker 1: all kinds of lockdowns and job destruction, started with deaths

1450
01:42:55,560 --> 01:42:59,360
Speaker 1: and then reasoned backwards so that right there, garbage in,

1451
01:42:59,439 --> 01:43:02,160
Speaker 1: garbage out. If you have bad logic and bad assumptions,

1452
01:43:02,160 --> 01:43:05,080
Speaker 1: You're going to have a bad bottle. Where do we

1453
01:43:05,120 --> 01:43:07,599
Speaker 1: go from here? Sean? Because I look, I've given up

1454
01:43:07,640 --> 01:43:10,680
Speaker 1: any hope whatsoever that anybody is going to be held

1455
01:43:10,720 --> 01:43:13,919
Speaker 1: accountable for this, that anybody who's been wrong about everything

1456
01:43:14,000 --> 01:43:15,840
Speaker 1: is going to admit they're wrong. People just lack the

1457
01:43:15,880 --> 01:43:20,040
Speaker 1: self confidence to admit they're wrong. But from here on, Sean,

1458
01:43:20,160 --> 01:43:22,280
Speaker 1: everything I see right now, I don't want to be

1459
01:43:22,280 --> 01:43:26,040
Speaker 1: a Debbie Downer. It's all disheartening. We're talking about passing

1460
01:43:26,080 --> 01:43:30,679
Speaker 1: another massively wasteful bill. We're talking about staying locked down

1461
01:43:30,720 --> 01:43:34,320
Speaker 1: in some states forever. We're talking about governors now deciding

1462
01:43:34,400 --> 01:43:37,719
Speaker 1: which we're going to add new businesses to the essential rules.

1463
01:43:37,840 --> 01:43:41,760
Speaker 1: We have police drones flying above people's yards. This is

1464
01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:44,720
Speaker 1: like a horror story for me, man, it is. It's

1465
01:43:45,160 --> 01:43:48,519
Speaker 1: total madness. And what I find so disheartening, which I

1466
01:43:48,520 --> 01:43:51,160
Speaker 1: think is such a great word that you use, is

1467
01:43:51,200 --> 01:43:54,840
Speaker 1: how willingly we just took it. I mean, three months ago,

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Speaker 1: rather normal country. Granted, dar media is corrupted and insane

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01:43:58,680 --> 01:44:00,400
Speaker 1: and evil, but it's been like that for a while.

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Speaker 1: But as a whole society, we were functioning normally we're

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01:44:03,600 --> 01:44:07,639
Speaker 1: pretty free, and now we're banned from going to church.

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01:44:08,320 --> 01:44:11,040
Speaker 1: If you live in Michigan, you can't even buy garden seeds.

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01:44:11,640 --> 01:44:15,120
Speaker 1: You can't go into the gardening section. It's really really

1474
01:44:15,160 --> 01:44:19,240
Speaker 1: scary because if you've ever read history, government power is generally,

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01:44:19,760 --> 01:44:23,120
Speaker 1: with the American Revolution being an exception, is generally a

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01:44:23,120 --> 01:44:25,960
Speaker 1: one way ratchet. So, you know what, we'll get through

1477
01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:29,040
Speaker 1: this virus. We have lots of time in human history,

1478
01:44:29,120 --> 01:44:32,240
Speaker 1: lots of viruses, and humanity always manages to get through it.

1479
01:44:32,600 --> 01:44:34,320
Speaker 1: What I worry about is what do we look like

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01:44:34,439 --> 01:44:36,519
Speaker 1: on the back end when we get through this, What

1481
01:44:36,600 --> 01:44:39,439
Speaker 1: do our liberties and freedoms look like? And how much government?

1482
01:44:39,960 --> 01:44:42,200
Speaker 1: How much power will the government have taken from us

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01:44:42,200 --> 01:44:46,400
Speaker 1: in the process. Sean, can you at least play it

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01:44:46,400 --> 01:44:48,880
Speaker 1: out for me, because I can't wrap my mind around

1485
01:44:48,960 --> 01:44:52,000
Speaker 1: the amount of money we're spending. What does this kind

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01:44:52,040 --> 01:44:55,680
Speaker 1: of debt actually mean for a regular American like me,

1487
01:44:55,880 --> 01:44:58,479
Speaker 1: like a regular American, like the normal you know, listener,

1488
01:44:58,520 --> 01:45:00,760
Speaker 1: Because I feel like there's so much debt and we

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01:45:00,840 --> 01:45:04,720
Speaker 1: haven't really experienced the negative effects of it yet. What

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01:45:05,040 --> 01:45:06,920
Speaker 1: is it going to mean when we just you know,

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01:45:06,960 --> 01:45:09,240
Speaker 1: when a two month span add another five or six

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01:45:09,280 --> 01:45:13,120
Speaker 1: trillion to the debt rules. Yeah, that's a great question.

1493
01:45:13,160 --> 01:45:16,559
Speaker 1: So I debt generally works at the government and nation

1494
01:45:16,640 --> 01:45:19,880
Speaker 1: level just like it does it's your household level. So

1495
01:45:19,960 --> 01:45:23,720
Speaker 1: it's not always the total number of debt that gets you,

1496
01:45:24,280 --> 01:45:26,120
Speaker 1: because you can have a mortgage, you can have student

1497
01:45:26,160 --> 01:45:28,439
Speaker 1: loans and some credit card debt, which will add up

1498
01:45:28,439 --> 01:45:32,680
Speaker 1: to some big numbers, but it's not overwhelming you or

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01:45:32,720 --> 01:45:35,200
Speaker 1: your ability to pay. What kills you is the debt

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01:45:35,240 --> 01:45:38,320
Speaker 1: service or the interest costs. And so when you have

1501
01:45:38,320 --> 01:45:41,519
Speaker 1: an environment where interest rates are really really low and

1502
01:45:41,600 --> 01:45:45,280
Speaker 1: you have a lot of economic growth, you're able to

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01:45:45,520 --> 01:45:47,800
Speaker 1: bear the burden of that. What do we have twenty

1504
01:45:47,800 --> 01:45:50,840
Speaker 1: five trillion in debt something insane? You can bear that

1505
01:45:50,920 --> 01:45:53,920
Speaker 1: burden pretty well. But as interest rates go up, and

1506
01:45:54,000 --> 01:45:58,120
Speaker 1: if the economy contracts, if we have these entitlements explode

1507
01:45:58,160 --> 01:46:00,919
Speaker 1: like we expect them to do demographically, like social Security

1508
01:46:00,920 --> 01:46:03,479
Speaker 1: and medicare, we're going to be in really really big

1509
01:46:03,520 --> 01:46:08,680
Speaker 1: trouble in five, ten, fifteen, twenty years. And I'm not

1510
01:46:08,720 --> 01:46:10,360
Speaker 1: sure we can just grow our way out of it.

1511
01:46:10,400 --> 01:46:12,400
Speaker 1: When we're going to end up with baby boomers who

1512
01:46:12,400 --> 01:46:16,040
Speaker 1: are increasingly retiring out of the labor force with people

1513
01:46:16,080 --> 01:46:19,599
Speaker 1: not having as many kids to support everyone who's retired

1514
01:46:19,680 --> 01:46:22,120
Speaker 1: on Social Security and Medicare, and then we have all

1515
01:46:22,120 --> 01:46:24,680
Speaker 1: these debt service costs to nations like China that we

1516
01:46:24,720 --> 01:46:27,240
Speaker 1: have to pay. It is a huge, huge problem, and

1517
01:46:27,320 --> 01:46:30,879
Speaker 1: it is the looming crisis and threat that we're facing

1518
01:46:30,880 --> 01:46:33,280
Speaker 1: that none and power wants to deal with. What does

1519
01:46:33,280 --> 01:46:35,559
Speaker 1: it mean for me? Does it mean the dollars worth less?

1520
01:46:35,600 --> 01:46:38,000
Speaker 1: Does it mean higher taxes? Does it I mean? Is

1521
01:46:38,000 --> 01:46:40,760
Speaker 1: it worse than that? What does it mean? It means

1522
01:46:40,760 --> 01:46:43,760
Speaker 1: all of that. In generally, what government will do is

1523
01:46:43,800 --> 01:46:46,320
Speaker 1: they'll try to inflate away the debt. So inflation is

1524
01:46:46,360 --> 01:46:48,519
Speaker 1: great when you're a barrower, So we're going to have

1525
01:46:48,560 --> 01:46:50,880
Speaker 1: a lot of inflation. The federal try to inflate it away,

1526
01:46:50,920 --> 01:46:52,840
Speaker 1: which means your money will be less. We're gonna have

1527
01:46:52,880 --> 01:46:54,920
Speaker 1: higher taxes to have to pay for the interest costs.

1528
01:46:54,920 --> 01:46:57,120
Speaker 1: We're going to have lower growth because those higher taxes

1529
01:46:57,160 --> 01:47:00,080
Speaker 1: are a drag on it. It's all of the of

1530
01:47:00,880 --> 01:47:04,760
Speaker 1: bad outcomes. Sean Davis of The Federalist. Read everything he

1531
01:47:04,800 --> 01:47:07,320
Speaker 1: writes people, He's been all over this. I appreciate you

1532
01:47:07,439 --> 01:47:13,200
Speaker 1: very much, my friend, thanks for having me on Jesse. Well,

1533
01:47:13,200 --> 01:47:16,080
Speaker 1: that wasn't very uplifting, Chris, but he's right, and the

1534
01:47:16,200 --> 01:47:18,040
Speaker 1: dude has been all over and he called it from

1535
01:47:18,080 --> 01:47:21,720
Speaker 1: the beginning. He's like, this model was crap. But we

1536
01:47:21,800 --> 01:47:26,640
Speaker 1: are still America, and we're still Americans, and I have

1537
01:47:26,680 --> 01:47:31,040
Speaker 1: a headline here that might be the most American thing ever. Yeah,

1538
01:47:41,160 --> 01:48:07,960
Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show, America baby record gun sales in March.

1539
01:48:10,520 --> 01:48:16,800
Speaker 1: I love this country. You know what's funny is cultures

1540
01:48:16,840 --> 01:48:20,560
Speaker 1: are different. We talk about culture all the time on

1541
01:48:20,600 --> 01:48:22,960
Speaker 1: the show. Even cultures within a nation are different. But

1542
01:48:24,120 --> 01:48:29,200
Speaker 1: every nation has its own culture, it has things it prioritizes.

1543
01:48:30,600 --> 01:48:34,200
Speaker 1: There's always been that way, based on the values of

1544
01:48:34,200 --> 01:48:40,320
Speaker 1: a society that you remember that one crazy Asian step

1545
01:48:40,439 --> 01:48:44,040
Speaker 1: culture we talked about, Chris. The people who killed Cyrus

1546
01:48:44,080 --> 01:48:48,240
Speaker 1: of the Persians. I believe it was the Keeman in Persians. Yes,

1547
01:48:49,240 --> 01:48:51,800
Speaker 1: the culture and their culture was they would smoke weed

1548
01:48:51,840 --> 01:48:55,360
Speaker 1: all the time and drink wine out of the skulls

1549
01:48:55,360 --> 01:48:59,920
Speaker 1: of their dead enemies. And the wives we're all called

1550
01:49:00,120 --> 01:49:05,040
Speaker 1: and wives like you'd have your wife and she's your

1551
01:49:05,040 --> 01:49:08,880
Speaker 1: wife kind of but if another man would like to

1552
01:49:09,479 --> 01:49:12,880
Speaker 1: enjoy her company, he had to be courteous enough to

1553
01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:16,320
Speaker 1: leave his bow outside of your little tent, so you

1554
01:49:16,400 --> 01:49:19,280
Speaker 1: knew if you didn't leave the bow that was something. See,

1555
01:49:19,600 --> 01:49:22,000
Speaker 1: that's totally foreign to us. By the grace of God,

1556
01:49:22,040 --> 01:49:23,439
Speaker 1: I hope I don't go home and find a bow

1557
01:49:23,479 --> 01:49:26,880
Speaker 1: outside of my house. That David, that's totally foreign to us.

1558
01:49:27,800 --> 01:49:32,839
Speaker 1: But it's their culture. And American culture is so unique

1559
01:49:32,920 --> 01:49:37,679
Speaker 1: because you see all the other responses this pandemic across

1560
01:49:37,720 --> 01:49:43,839
Speaker 1: the world, and so much of it's universal, you know, fear, anger, economy, disease,

1561
01:49:43,920 --> 01:49:48,679
Speaker 1: all these other things. We're the ones that buy guns.

1562
01:49:49,800 --> 01:49:55,200
Speaker 1: We as Americans, when you scare us, do not hide

1563
01:49:55,280 --> 01:50:00,920
Speaker 1: under our bed. We buy guns and ammunition. To clarify though,

1564
01:50:00,920 --> 01:50:05,800
Speaker 1: and let me clarify this couple things. When it comes

1565
01:50:05,800 --> 01:50:09,479
Speaker 1: to buying weapons, when it comes to preparing for civil

1566
01:50:09,600 --> 01:50:12,559
Speaker 1: unrest or the apocalypse or who knows whatever you happen

1567
01:50:12,600 --> 01:50:20,680
Speaker 1: to be preparing for, buy shoes too. You know what

1568
01:50:20,760 --> 01:50:23,519
Speaker 1: your life blood is. You know, one of the first

1569
01:50:23,520 --> 01:50:26,400
Speaker 1: things they teach you when you're training to be a

1570
01:50:26,479 --> 01:50:36,800
Speaker 1: combat soldier take care of your feet. Sounds kind of lame, right, well, Jesse, I,

1571
01:50:37,520 --> 01:50:42,479
Speaker 1: what the new are with the ten thousand? What kind

1572
01:50:42,520 --> 01:50:47,040
Speaker 1: of boots do you have? How many good pairs of

1573
01:50:47,120 --> 01:50:53,120
Speaker 1: sucks do you have before you buy the next ten

1574
01:50:53,160 --> 01:50:58,960
Speaker 1: thousand rounds of ammunition? Take care of your feet. There

1575
01:50:58,960 --> 01:51:03,000
Speaker 1: are three things in life you never ever, ever, ever

1576
01:51:03,040 --> 01:51:07,800
Speaker 1: ever go cheap on for any reason. One your bed.

1577
01:51:09,080 --> 01:51:13,400
Speaker 1: You spend one third of your life in bed. Don't

1578
01:51:13,400 --> 01:51:15,680
Speaker 1: go cheap on something you spend thirty three percent of

1579
01:51:15,720 --> 01:51:21,400
Speaker 1: your life doing. Two tires. Do not get the off

1580
01:51:21,439 --> 01:51:25,040
Speaker 1: brand tires. Do not get the cheap tires. Spend twice

1581
01:51:25,080 --> 01:51:27,360
Speaker 1: as much money on tires as you think you should.

1582
01:51:28,120 --> 01:51:32,679
Speaker 1: It's your life, it's the drivers around you, it's their lives,

1583
01:51:33,880 --> 01:51:37,919
Speaker 1: it's your family's life. Before you go cheap on tires,

1584
01:51:38,160 --> 01:51:41,360
Speaker 1: maybe pull out a picture of the wife, the kiddos.

1585
01:51:42,760 --> 01:51:45,639
Speaker 1: Their lives depend on you not going cheap on the tires.

1586
01:51:45,680 --> 01:51:51,479
Speaker 1: That's a reality. And finally, the third thing, anything you

1587
01:51:51,560 --> 01:51:58,519
Speaker 1: put on your feet. Put away the discount shoes, put

1588
01:51:58,520 --> 01:52:04,120
Speaker 1: away the discount out socks. Spend your money on your feet.

1589
01:52:04,280 --> 01:52:07,760
Speaker 1: It's your life blood. You know. The Russian Spetsnaz, the

1590
01:52:07,960 --> 01:52:12,519
Speaker 1: special forces, obviously they're half insane. They don't have the budget,

1591
01:52:12,600 --> 01:52:15,519
Speaker 1: so they seriously spend half the time training them just

1592
01:52:15,560 --> 01:52:17,519
Speaker 1: beating the crap out of them and making sure they

1593
01:52:17,520 --> 01:52:22,120
Speaker 1: can handle pain. I mean, they're very tough guys. Do

1594
01:52:22,200 --> 01:52:27,080
Speaker 1: you know that if they land an a mission, then

1595
01:52:27,120 --> 01:52:32,800
Speaker 1: you break your leg, they'll shoot you. You are now

1596
01:52:33,280 --> 01:52:36,600
Speaker 1: a mission burden and you get shot for that. To

1597
01:52:36,720 --> 01:52:38,720
Speaker 1: this day, they'll shoot you. They'll just kill you right there.

1598
01:52:39,840 --> 01:52:42,840
Speaker 1: You can survive a mission. You can actually perform on

1599
01:52:42,880 --> 01:52:48,240
Speaker 1: a mission with a broken arm, broken facial bone, a

1600
01:52:48,320 --> 01:52:53,439
Speaker 1: broken rib. You break anything below the waist, you are done.

1601
01:52:55,040 --> 01:52:59,720
Speaker 1: Your feet brought off your body. You are done by

1602
01:53:00,000 --> 01:53:06,760
Speaker 1: buy shoes. That's one. Two. It's not my job to

1603
01:53:06,840 --> 01:53:10,519
Speaker 1: tell a man kind of weapons he needs, how many

1604
01:53:10,520 --> 01:53:13,920
Speaker 1: weapons he needs, how many how much ammunition he needs.

1605
01:53:15,520 --> 01:53:21,759
Speaker 1: But let me just say, maybe you don't need another weapon.

1606
01:53:23,479 --> 01:53:25,840
Speaker 1: You know that you can only shoot one at a time, right,

1607
01:53:28,400 --> 01:53:31,000
Speaker 1: Maybe you need to get better with the one you have.

1608
01:53:33,520 --> 01:53:36,040
Speaker 1: Maybe you need more ammunition for the one you have.

1609
01:53:38,040 --> 01:53:40,479
Speaker 1: I'm not saying don't have a backup. By all means,

1610
01:53:40,720 --> 01:53:44,080
Speaker 1: have a backup. Have to. If you're a gun collector guy,

1611
01:53:44,280 --> 01:53:48,160
Speaker 1: buy a thousand guns. I just get a kick out

1612
01:53:48,160 --> 01:53:54,120
Speaker 1: of these people and their houses, single family home. Something

1613
01:53:54,280 --> 01:53:58,400
Speaker 1: horrible breaks out like coronavirus. I'm going to buy more guns.

1614
01:53:59,479 --> 01:54:05,599
Speaker 1: Go buy moriummunition, get out to your range and become

1615
01:54:05,680 --> 01:54:09,160
Speaker 1: faster and deadlier. With the ones you have. You can

1616
01:54:09,280 --> 01:54:13,160
Speaker 1: only shoot one at a time. Go buy more AMMO.

1617
01:54:14,160 --> 01:54:17,479
Speaker 1: I never, ever, ever, ever, ever was in combat and

1618
01:54:17,560 --> 01:54:22,720
Speaker 1: thought I wish I had another gun. People oftentimes have

1619
01:54:22,760 --> 01:54:26,040
Speaker 1: been in combat and thought I wish I had more ammo,

1620
01:54:27,320 --> 01:54:29,519
Speaker 1: or I wish I was faster and deadlier with the gun.

1621
01:54:29,560 --> 01:54:57,400
Speaker 1: I did have the Jesse Kelly Show, Chris, I feel

1622
01:54:57,440 --> 01:54:59,720
Speaker 1: like the opening about the Black Death today was a

1623
01:54:59,720 --> 01:55:02,320
Speaker 1: little dark, But how is there a sunny way I

1624
01:55:02,320 --> 01:55:04,280
Speaker 1: can talk about that? It was a little dark, though,

1625
01:55:04,400 --> 01:55:07,960
Speaker 1: wasn't it. There's a little there's a little dark look.

1626
01:55:07,960 --> 01:55:09,720
Speaker 1: It's the Black Death. People. I don't know what you

1627
01:55:09,720 --> 01:55:12,240
Speaker 1: want me to do. I can't exactly put a sunny

1628
01:55:12,280 --> 01:55:15,160
Speaker 1: face on the slaughtering of half of Europe's population. There

1629
01:55:15,160 --> 01:55:19,080
Speaker 1: were joving people into drenches. Bugle play. If you miss

1630
01:55:19,840 --> 01:55:27,120
Speaker 1: our Black Death slash Mongol Siege opening, there's a podcast

1631
01:55:27,160 --> 01:55:31,280
Speaker 1: for that. It's Mine. The whole show is podcasted right

1632
01:55:31,360 --> 01:55:34,800
Speaker 1: after the show. You can find it on iHeart, you

1633
01:55:34,800 --> 01:55:37,880
Speaker 1: can find it on Google. You can find it on Spotify.

1634
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Speaker 1: You can find it on Apple if that's your thing.

1635
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Speaker 1: You can follow us on social media my personal twitters

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Speaker 1: at Jesse Kelly DC. The show media where Chris puts

1637
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Speaker 1: good clips up every day. You can find that at

1638
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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. If you want to email me, I

1639
01:55:53,600 --> 01:55:56,120
Speaker 1: cannot possibly write all of you back, but I will

1640
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Speaker 1: read every one of them. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show

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Speaker 1: dot com. That's Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com.

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Speaker 1: It's Monday. We survived, We survive another day. That's all

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Speaker 1: get mad. Don't get mad in my house smells too.

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not indicting you. I'm sure you keep

1646
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Speaker 1: a clean home, but just time means you're going to

1647
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Speaker 1: acquire smells. Whether those are cooking smells that get in

1648
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Speaker 1: your paint, your carpet, maybe their animals smells. Maybe you're smoker,

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Speaker 1: or someone else was just living create smells. I didn't

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1654
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