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Speaker 1: All right, coming up at the top of the hour,

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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for

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Speaker 1: today's subjects. One splash of alcohol ended everything that is

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Speaker 1: the subject. Yeah, right now, the nephew is here with

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Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got next? My roommate Benny?

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Speaker 1: What my roommatee Benny running? Catch? Hello? Must be the

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Speaker 1: devon Yeah to see. Okay, Hey man, this is Chris.

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Speaker 1: I live above of you. I ain't ever met you before,

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Speaker 1: but you you you have. You've been calling the leasing

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Speaker 1: office about complaining on me about I'm making too much

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Speaker 1: noise away. Yeah, man, I'm my bad, bro. I was

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Speaker 1: trying to catch you. Man. I could never. I could

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Speaker 1: never catch you at home. Man. It's like you know, bro,

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Speaker 1: I work a knife, I work at night. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're saying I work in a day, but I can't

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Speaker 1: sleep at night, broke. And I'm I don't know what's

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Speaker 1: going on your part. And I'm saying I ain't trying

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Speaker 1: to be in your business. I'm not trying to be

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Speaker 1: in your business. Player. I just can't get no sleep

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Speaker 1: at night, man. Because it'll be a lot of as

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Speaker 1: a lot of as a lot of talking and what

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Speaker 1: you do is your business. Bro. I'm just saying, please, man,

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Speaker 1: but you ain't have to go to the leasting office. Man,

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Speaker 1: Oh you have to do. You know what's all thatt me?

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Speaker 1: You ain't you know they got me written up, like

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Speaker 1: you know what, one more complaint on me, They're gonna

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Speaker 1: put me out of something. Well. Yeah, like I said, though,

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Speaker 1: I was trying to get I was trying to find you.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But we I guess we

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Speaker 1: missed each other because you you work at night. I

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Speaker 1: work in the day. So you know when you're going,

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Speaker 1: I'm coming, and when I'm coming, you gone, I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: Brian trying starting on. I'm just trying to, you know,

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Speaker 1: go to work and pay my pay my bills. Man's

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Speaker 1: I'll be at work at night, man. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm trying to get my hustle alone, like

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Speaker 1: you trying to get yours on doing hola hola hol on. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's make it my sense, bro, if you at work

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Speaker 1: at night, somebody in your somebody in your apartment, how

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Speaker 1: can loud in them keeping me up square betting? Okay,

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Speaker 1: You've got a roommate us on, No, I ain't got

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Speaker 1: no roommates. Man, by somebody in there talking loud, holding

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Speaker 1: the conversation. It's like two people in now talking loud

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Speaker 1: every night. And that's brother. That's Spenny, man Betty be talking. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you said you ain't got no romance? How who who

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Speaker 1: is Benny? Who is baby Spinny? Is my bird? My parents?

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Speaker 1: That's Benny be talking like, man, stop want me to listen?

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Speaker 1: Mind why why wait a minute you're trying to tell

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Speaker 1: me um bird? That was being man, I don't have

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Speaker 1: bity two years, that's my bird. Birds don't even live

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Speaker 1: that long. So so now I'm sucking night. I'm that's

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Speaker 1: the word cause cause a bird. That's what you want.

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Speaker 1: That that's what you called me to tell me. I'll

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Speaker 1: call you to tell you. You ain't gonna be putting

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Speaker 1: these complaints on me. Man, But I'm like, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: that's been in talking many in yo. Bront know Penny,

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, hey, look, I'm telling you, now do

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Speaker 1: something with the bird then or that's gonna be some

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Speaker 1: consequestions and repercussions. I'm talking about some fried chicken around it,

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Speaker 1: and man, Penny it's like a family member to me.

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Speaker 1: Birds too, can sam the chicken on the car, flake box,

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Speaker 1: can tuck your chickens just brid Hey, man, you don't

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Speaker 1: tell me nothing better about my bird. Okay, brother, you

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Speaker 1: know what, maybe me you need to square from front

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Speaker 1: of each other because you don't you don't disrespect Betty. Man. Alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: you're taking some alright, alright, I've bet that be all

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Speaker 1: my table when I get home. If it's a bird,

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Speaker 1: then I'll bet that be all my don the table

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Speaker 1: man and man, then you ain't gonna city and disrespect

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Speaker 1: me and try to tell me what you're gonna do

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Speaker 1: to my bird. But you ain't gonna do nothing stupid

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Speaker 1: to Betty. Tell you what I tell you what you

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Speaker 1: can date. You're hund right now. What you're gonna work tonight?

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Speaker 1: I bet you bet it. I'll be that tomorrow. I

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Speaker 1: bet you we'll be fingering liking good tomorrow. Man. Ain't

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Speaker 1: hold on a minute, man, wait a minute, jo what

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Speaker 1: you played due and start talking about what you're gonna

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Speaker 1: and now you're on the phone. I'm trying to work

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Speaker 1: work right now. Pay stop you you called me and

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Speaker 1: faction with yourself. I'm I'm a stupid right now. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm a stupid even continue this cloversation exclping me I

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Speaker 1: find a night. Are you serious, man or something like? Man, listen,

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Speaker 1: bro listen, whatever it is this is a bird or

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Speaker 1: recording whatever. If you gotta do stuff to wait and

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Speaker 1: If this is a really it's a bird. It's spinning, man,

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Speaker 1: it's spinning you. All you gotta do is come to me.

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Speaker 1: And we could have had a list like Mela hola hola. Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have it like me. And then first off,

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Speaker 1: leasing office wouldn't give me a name. What's your name?

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Speaker 1: My name Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm deaving. There we go,

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Speaker 1: there we go. Listen, dog, I ain't for the past

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Speaker 1: three months, you know what I'm saying, I ain't really

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Speaker 1: been getting no sleep because of this bird. You say

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Speaker 1: it's a bird. I don't believe that, but a bird,

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Speaker 1: a bird? Come on, dog, that's doing bird? You w

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Speaker 1: at them to work with it is? I don't care.

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Speaker 1: you and your fire need to come to an immediate

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Speaker 1: house or it's gonna be something now. He man, hey man,

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Speaker 1: what you couldn't do is threatened me by what's going

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Speaker 1: on in my own hole. Man, look here, you ain't

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Speaker 1: been it's being in many whatever the nine meals. You

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Speaker 1: need to do something with that or it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: some really show man, why are not going back and

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Speaker 1: forth with you about this? You keep telling me something

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Speaker 1: about a bird. That's a bird? What's the problem with it?

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Speaker 1: What's the problem I understanding that people have pet birds?

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Speaker 1: Say man, I don't give if you have a pet bird?

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Speaker 1: But really, this all night long? How do you? How

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Speaker 1: do you? How do you live with the thing? They'll

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Speaker 1: never shut up. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: what Benny told me to tell you, though, God'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what being a told Wait wait wait wait wait

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Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait waite White Chris White, White, brother,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear what I'm bird told you

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Speaker 1: they told me to tell you this that This is

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You just

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Speaker 1: got pranked by your boys, Sean H. Did I get

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Speaker 1: your man? Got me? You got it, man, that's guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have to have the way to this dude. Get armed

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Speaker 1: out and talk to him, and talk to you about

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Speaker 1: some posing bird. I don't know what's the stats do.

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Speaker 1: I'll be up our night and I'm saying I'm missing

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Speaker 1: I'm missing my sleep, I'm missing I'm saying I'm missing

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Speaker 1: y'all in the morning because I'm proudly hitting the slooth.

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Speaker 1: But I got one more thing to ask you. What

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Speaker 1: is what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest

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Speaker 1: radio show in the lane, man, Steve Hardy More the

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Speaker 1: show We never song a room ain't been in. You know,

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Speaker 1: some people got some people got human roommates, some people

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Speaker 1: got bird roommates. My roommate is a bird, you understand

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Speaker 1: saying my room maybe stand? Yeah? All right, my mama bird.

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Speaker 1: Remember Martin, Hey, it's going down this Saturday I'm at

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Speaker 1: the Kenswick Theater, Glenside, Pennsylvania, Me and the Beautiful, some

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Speaker 1: more and many, many more will be on this show.

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Speaker 1: It's Saturday. We got two shows, one and seven, one

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Speaker 1: at ten. I think that Sherlett card I think they

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Speaker 1: might have They might have two ticket left press show.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe two. Let's go get tickets, Carla, come on

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Speaker 1: the girl and where are you going again? Nephew, I

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Speaker 1: am in Glenside, Pennsylvania, outside of Philly. I know, I know,

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Speaker 1: I'm head at that way, baby. And then the following

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Speaker 1: week Knoxville, Tennessee, Friday, April nineteenth, at the Knoxville Civic Auditorium.

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Speaker 1: Nephew was coming to town. Take its own seal right now.

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Speaker 1: Laying in the cut is Virginia Beach Comedy Club. May

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Speaker 1: second through the fourth, the Nephew coming through there, and

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Speaker 1: then Mother's Day weekend. Text our counta that's right, text

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Speaker 1: of Arkansas at the text our canna convincing send up.

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Speaker 1: May eleven, Saturday night, the Nephew is in the building

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Speaker 1: first time. The text our count of tickets on seal

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Speaker 1: stupid on tour. It's have y'all. Hair Stupid was on tour. Ya.

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Speaker 1: We see him every day, okay locally, yeah, steping it

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Speaker 1: real something? Can I just say something? You know? Um, Tommy,

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Speaker 1: I see here oftentimes and I just let you go.

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Speaker 1: But all this's gonna catch up with you? Dog? What's that? Bro?

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Speaker 1: So you're trying to say, stupid ain't winning. Stupid is

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Speaker 1: winning right now with me. Stupid always winning in the beginning.

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Speaker 1: Oh but damn catch up too in that alright, thinking

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Speaker 1: if you listen up. Next, it is the Strawberry Letters,

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Speaker 1: Subject one splash of alcohol ended everything. We'll get into

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Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter right after this