WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Wussy Wings" Mail Bag 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kubbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old Republic, a sol fastion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:19.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow, the clearing House 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:23.200 of hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth 0:00:23.239 --> 0:00:29.360 Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in. 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:36.040 The air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Ben Mallor and 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:41.680 Danny g and a happy, happy Sunday Sunday Sunday to 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:46.800 you as we hang out together schmoozing, having a fine, 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:52.120 fine time on this Sunday. Was it the fourth day today? 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:53.320 I believe it is, am I correct on that. I 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:54.160 don't even know what dat is. 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:55.760 Yeah, you're right. 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:58.440 I think it is the fourth day of the month. 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:01.640 And there any dopey holidays. I'm sure there are some 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:04.399 dopey holidays, but I don't know that we need to 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:06.399 do that. We do that every edition of the Fifth Hour. 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:08.600 But we have the mail bag, Danny, so why don't 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:13.399 we just jump right in to the mail bag with 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:16.399 our friend Ohio, al, let's get it on. 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:24.760 It's bag. 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:34.679 Thank you al a man that we did not pay, 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:38.000 but it's provided little vignettes, musical vignettes for the different 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:40.880 bits that we do on the mail bag. And these 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:46.119 are actual listener questions from people just like you, submitted 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:49.120 either via the Facebook page which is Ben Malors Show 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:54.120 or Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Real fifth 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:55.320 Hour at gmail dot com. 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:58.560 We're going to be real chill today. It's National Hemp Day. 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:01.440 Just picking things up as we go. 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:02.400 No, that's true. 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:04.680 Is it National m Day? Oh? It is, you're right, 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:09.800 it is national. It's Liberachi Day. Didn't Liberaci have a 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:11.960 house up in the hills above Fox Sports Radio back 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:12.359 in the day. 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:15.040 He did, and he was an early CBD user. 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:18.240 Speaking at him, everything's tied together and it was the 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:23.520 he had a candelabra up there in a candlelabra. It's 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:26.720 dump your significant jerk day today so that you can 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:33.080 have fun with that. It's uh jerk yourself away several 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:39.320 different meetings. That's a sleep term, as a legitimate sleep term. 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:42.520 I did not make that up. National fank a mail 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:45.919 carrier day. When's the last time you thank the person 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:49.120 that drops mail off at the danny Gia? 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:51.320 You can never get a word at an edgewise. I 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:53.880 told you about that old lady that roams my neighborhood 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:54.960 and talks his air off. 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:59.280 Yeah, I'm good on that. Yeah. I don't even know 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:01.120 who the male person in this. I know, I'm not 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:03.320 I go. I don't even check the mail very much. 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:09.000 But anyway, these are the letters Craigster, still coachless in Seattle, 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:12.720 says Hi, Ben and Danny, thank you for the betting advice. 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:15.360 I hope other p ones also benefited from it. So 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:19.440 my two questions this week are how are cet assignments 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:22.320 determined on a pro team's flight to an away game? 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:26.880 Primarily thinking about NFL teams? And then I guess that's 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:29.800 for me and then for you, Danny, how'se the low 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:33.800 no sugar diet working out for you? Thanks for the podcast, Craigster. 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:35.640 So I don't know how it works in the NFL 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:37.839 because I've never traveled with an NFL team. I did 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:40.600 travel with the Dodgers back in the day, so I 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:43.680 know how that works, and the way it worked when 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:47.320 I was briefly doing the postgame show for the Dodgers 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:51.440 was the charted flight. You take the bus to the airport, 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:54.000 and the way the bus works is similar to the plane, 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:58.720 where the coaches, the manager would sit Lesorda would sit 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:01.160 in the very front of the bus, the first seat 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:04.240 behind the bus driver. Then behind him would be the 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:08.280 coaches and the trainers and they would be intermingled with 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:12.720 the media, the broadcasters like Vince Scully and Ross Porter 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:16.200 and those guys, and then behind them there would be 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:19.280 a couple of empty rows as a buffer, and then 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:21.920 the players. And on the plane it. 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:24.640 Was wait, you guys had buffers on the plane. 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:27.840 Yeah, sure, well it depends what your definition of buffers, 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:30.479 but yeah, on the plane it would be the same setup. Now, 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:33.680 the thing that's the craziest craigster on the travel with 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:37.279 a professional sports team is they fly chartered flights. So 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:41.359 when we go to the airport, we wait online to 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:44.520 get on the plane, and everyone it's a cattle call 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:46.440 to get on the plane. But then when everyone's on 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:50.120 the plane, within about fifteen minutes ten minutes, they start 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:53.720 taxing for takeoff. It's the oddest thing. I never got 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:55.200 used to this, and I didn't do it that often, 0:04:55.279 --> 0:04:57.479 but I was only with the team briefly traveling. But 0:04:57.520 --> 0:05:01.039 when we traveled you'd get on the plane, get on 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:03.200 the plane to go where you're going, do your thing, 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:07.479 and you get on first, and then they have to 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:10.640 load all of the luggage and so you end up 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:13.960 sitting on the plane for about an hour before you 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:18.360 even taxi to take off. It's a backwards kind of setup. 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:20.520 The difference is they serve like a nice meal and 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:24.039 they have drinks and things like that, and everything's obviously 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:26.040 taken care of it. But yeah, the way it works 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:31.479 is the usually the coaches will sit up front the media, 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:36.680 then there'll be a space so they can't intermingle with 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:40.159 the players, and then in the back of the plane 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:43.200 would be the players. Now I have heard I have 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:45.920 a buddy of mine that does some traveling with the 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:51.320 Kansas City Chiefs, and I have heard that they reversed 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:55.440 it because the better seats on the chartered plane the 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:58.760 Chiefs take are in the middle. So the players are like, 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:00.480 why are we sitting in the back of a plane. 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:01.839 We want to sit in the middle. Those are the 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:06.240 more comfortable seats. So they bumped the media and the 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:08.760 coaches to the back of the plane and put the 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:11.039 They put the players up in the in the front 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:13.559 er in the front part of the plane, the middle 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:18.039 part where the better seats are. So anyway, I don't 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:20.680 know if that's changed at all, but that I heard 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:22.320 that on the on the Chiefs thing. I heard that 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:27.279 somewhat recently. What's up? Oh yeah, Danny, what about your question? 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:30.440 How's the no sugar diet working out for you? Considering 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:32.360 you just told the story yesterday about going to Costco 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:32.960 to get dessert. 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:35.920 Yeah, but the dessert was not for me and I 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:39.560 didn't partake. Okay, you know, he was having like a 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:46.080 brunch type slash snacks snacks, finger foods and like lots 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:50.080 of chips and dips and stuff like that, and I thought, well, 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:52.159 we should probably bring in desserts. We don't know what 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:54.440 time we're going to get there tomorrow. That's why we 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:57.839 went to Costco. But you know, I don't crave desserts 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:01.039 too often. Sure, I think the one thing that I 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:04.560 do crave though, if you went to Panda Express, you 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:07.680 know how they have those cheese filled wan tons. 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:08.280 Uh huh. 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:10.560 I would get like four of those and dip them 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:13.760 in a sweet and sour sauce, go for it. That's 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:16.080 the kind of sugar that's been really hard for me 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:19.000 to not have because I craved that kind of stuff. 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:23.600 But it's been working man, just without soda, only eating 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:28.200 like very low sugar counts, so I make sure everything 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:32.760 I buy is six grams or less nine at the most, 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:35.840 so it's going good. I've dropped about fifteen pounds. 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:39.000 That's great. Yeah, yeah, And I agree with you because 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:41.920 I drink mostly water these days, and then I've added 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:46.000 it's got about ten calories at the most. That crystal 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:48.600 light I think it's called the mix that you put 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:52.440 in there. It's kind of a fruit flavor dummy. It's 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:54.800 really good and to me, I think I'm drinking like, 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:58.280 you know, lemonade or something like that, and it I 0:07:58.280 --> 0:07:59.600 don't know if it's good for you or not, but 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:01.440 I liked taste of it and doesn't have a lot 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:03.240 of calories, so you can drink like three or four 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:04.680 of them and it doesn't kill you or anything like 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:06.840 that if you're into that kind of thing. And the 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:10.480 strawberry flavor was really good. That's to me. That's the 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:13.760 top of the fruity mix that you can add to 0:08:13.800 --> 0:08:16.720 the water. Next up Walt from the Valley of the Sun, 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:19.760 who it's nice having some new people join us in 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:22.360 the mailbag. So Walt from the Valley the Sun rights 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:24.200 and he says, I lost my job two weeks ago, 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:29.800 and I am going crazy with normal schedule being disrupted. 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:32.920 I'm right there with you. I mentioned Walt on the 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:35.120 Friday podcast that this week was very odd for me 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:38.000 because we didn't tape the TV show. So I'm so 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:40.520 used over the last twenty weeks. I've just every week's 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:43.040 been the same routine rau of tat tat, and it 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:46.200 got disrupted. So I had a little extra free time 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:47.439 on my hands, and I didn't really know what to 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:49.199 do with it anyway. Walt says, I can only walk 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:51.640 the dogs so many times a day and clean up 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:54.520 the garage so much. What did you do when Fox 0:08:54.520 --> 0:08:57.320 Sports Radio made their worst mistake ever and let you 0:08:57.400 --> 0:09:01.440 pursue other opportunities. Yeah, we just had Danny the fifteenth 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:03.480 anniversary of the darkest day in the history of Fox 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:08.680 Sports Radio. Yay, it was January twentieth nine. I can't 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:11.679 believe it's been that long, but it has. And they 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:15.520 whacked me and I was let go. My right hand 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:20.560 was getting a workout. I was clearly edited. I never never, 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:28.559 I never said that I did not at all, and yeah, Walt. 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:30.959 So when I was let go from Fox Sports Radio, 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:35.920 I worked on my website, benmallar dot com, so I 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:38.920 still had that. But I'm a radio game that was 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:41.600 my thing. I love the radio on the radio and 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:44.079 all that stuff. So when I was away, I did 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:49.160 fill in work at where did I fill in around 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:50.400 that time? I don't know if it was exactly the 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:52.320 same time period. I did some fill in work at 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:57.480 KJR and Seattle Sports Radio station in Denver had me 0:09:57.559 --> 0:10:00.880 on as a filling guy talking some nuggets and rockies. 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:05.160 And then I did some shows for WEI in Boston, 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:08.560 filled in for a guy named Mikey Adams who we've 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:12.160 had on this podcast, Crazy Radio Guy in Boston, So 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:13.760 that was a lot of fun. I actually did an 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:19.320 audition show for the Angel station AM eight point thirty. 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:24.360 They have studios literally in Anaheim Stadium where the Angels player. 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:27.520 Angel Stadium there, right down the right field line, there's 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:31.600 a studio right next to Arti Morino's office. Imagine having 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:35.120 to do a talk show where in theory you're supposed 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:37.920 to rip the Angels and Arti Marino, the owner, has 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:41.200 an office literally two doors down from the on air 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:46.080 studio at that radio station. Nothing odd about that at all. 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:48.760 So I did all that, and that's fun. 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:50.880 I woant to talk about him every day on the air. 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:56.480 You fired, and I actually I had. I was in 0:10:56.520 --> 0:11:00.800 the process vault of lining up a national I had 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:05.320 lined up a job to do a national show for 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:10.040 another outfit, and then Fox Sports Radio called and said 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:13.600 they wanted me to come back, and so I decided 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:16.400 I didn't want to leave Fox Sports Radio. They wanted 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:18.200 me to leave, and so instead of going to the 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:21.040 other place, I ended up going back to Fox Sports 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:26.920 Radio after six months and twenty six days. It's not trigonometry, 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:32.200 but I did have a lot of free time, and 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:35.079 I didn't do a podcast. Podcasting wasn't that big back then. 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:38.400 Didn't do it, So maybe should have done it because 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:39.720 that would have been a good way to go, But 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:44.280 didn't do that, and it all worked out in the end. 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:49.040 It all worked out in the end. Masshole Mickey from 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:51.160 the Commonwealth Right Since says, if you weren't in the 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:55.439 radio business, what would you be doing instead? Danny and Ben, 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:57.960 I think we've had this. I feel like we've had 0:11:57.960 --> 0:11:59.680 this on a regular basis. 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:01.440 Danny is that we've had a version of We've had 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:03.200 at least a version of that before. 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:07.880 Yeah, Like, well, we'd obviously need a job. Maybe i'd 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:10.520 work at Costco. I don't know. I don't know what 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:14.360 I'm qualified for other than talking lawyer and I have 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:16.520 to go to law school, past the bar and all that. 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:21.760 Not sure about sure about that, but eh, yeah, no, 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:23.920 I don't know what I would do. I'm just always 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:25.400 wanted to be in radio when I was a kid, 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:28.640 and do that. Do you have a backup playing Danny. 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:32.240 Yeah, Well, I ran my own production company and produced 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:35.680 music for a few years in the mid two thousand, 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:38.480 so I would either be doing that or when I 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:40.760 was a kid. The only other thing that excited me 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:44.400 as much as music and sports is when my school 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:47.760 took a field trip to the fire station and all 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:51.600 their equipment and trucks and everything. We're dope, So I 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:54.199 probably would have wanted to put fires out for a living. 0:12:55.440 --> 0:13:00.320 Yeah, the fire lifestyle seems seems great because there's not 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:03.320 that many fires. You're not really going to too many 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:06.520 fires in most places, and it's a lot of like 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:09.480 communal cooking. When I was a kid, there was a 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:12.400 I used to love I'm Old. So there were these shows. 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:16.719 There was the Highway Patrol Show with Poncerello was there 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:18.600 was a show called I think it was called Emergency, 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:19.600 which was about paramedic. 0:13:19.679 --> 0:13:22.240 It was The Emergency. Yeah that was awesome. 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:25.120 Yeah, I love that show too. In fact, the fire 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:27.240 station that they used for that show is in the 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:31.440 South Bay of Los Angeles. It's still there. There's supposedly 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:33.880 a plaque out in front of it where they filmed 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:37.079 that show from the nineteen I guess nineteen seventies, I think, 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:38.840 I don't I don't know when it was filmed. Eighties, seventies. 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:41.960 Think, yeah, it was the seventies and we saw reruns 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:43.400 of it in the eighties as kids. 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:45.240 Yeah, yeah, I love love that show. But they were 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:46.959 just like a lot of hanging out and a lot 0:13:47.000 --> 0:13:49.839 of like cooking, going to the grocery store, a lot 0:13:49.880 --> 0:13:52.280 of that and you know, making you know, some kind 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:54.360 of fetuccini or something like that. And for the for 0:13:54.400 --> 0:13:56.440 the boys at the fire station, seemed like a good time, 0:13:56.880 --> 0:13:58.000 very communal kind of. 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:02.520 Like who was in that show? The actor Randolph Mantooth. 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:04.720 Is that right? Never heard of them? 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:06.360 Randolph Mantooth? 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:06.920 All right? 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:08.400 One of the best names in acting. 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:11.280 It is a good name. I'll give you that. Georgie 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:13.400 and You've allved. He rights in on the mail bag. 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:17.520 He says, if you could only only have one item 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:20.280 at your super Bowl party, this again, it's a kind 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:21.640 of a version of a question we've had. If you 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:23.880 can only have one item at your Super Bowl party, 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:26.320 which would you choose? When you go with the wings, 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:30.720 the pizza, the brots, or any other type of sausage, sandwich, 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:35.200 subs or meatballs. So, Georgie and You've all the Texas, 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:39.640 I will go for first George super Bowl party. I'm 0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:42.040 not a big fan of Super Bowl parties because I 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:43.320 feel like I don't get to watch the game the 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:44.520 way I want to watch the game, because I'm a 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:46.560 nerd when it comes to watching games, So that's a 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:50.960 bit of a problem. But assuming I was at a party, 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:54.840 I'm not a big wing guy. Brots are good, but 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:58.760 I would go pizza because there's variety on pizza. The 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:01.840 toppings can change pizza. You can have the mallard pizza 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:04.200 with the garlic, the onion, the bell pepper. You can 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:07.320 have the traditional pepperoni pizza. You can have the barbecue 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:10.560 chicken pizza. You can have the Philly cheese steak pizza. 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:12.760 You can have the Postromi pizza. You can change the 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:16.480 toppings on the pizza to accommodate your mood. You can 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:19.200 do the same thing with a sandwich. But I'm going 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:23.240 pizza Danny. One item, one item only, super Bowl party. 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:24.360 Pick your poison. 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:28.720 Silence, that's what I want at my Super Bowl party. Silence. 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:34.000 I took my answer. Then I'm not a fan of 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:36.760 Super Bowl get togethers either, because I want to hear 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:39.080 what's going on. I want to enjoy it. I don't 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:42.480 want all the distractions. If I had to pick one food, 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:46.120 you know, I guess I would go because you love 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:50.360 ranch just like I do. I would go. I'd go 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:54.400 the celery sticks, the carrot sticks, and the wings to 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:55.320 dip in ranch. 0:15:55.800 --> 0:15:59.840 That's a terrible answer. The wing is an inferior product. 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:04.200 Number one. Now, there's too much work in eating the 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:08.400 chicken wing. You don't get enough satisfaction for your work. 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:09.440 So that's the problem. 0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:12.440 Number two, I would do the boneless then from buffalo. 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:14.440 Well, well, boneless, that's a chicken tender that's different. Now, 0:16:14.440 --> 0:16:16.360 the boneless is the way to go because you can 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:18.320 have the sauce on it, you can change it up, 0:16:18.400 --> 0:16:20.760 and there's not a lot of work to eating it. 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:22.880 It's not a lot of work that goes into it. 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:25.880 It's a simple concept. It's not that difficult. 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:28.480 If you're against the boneless, then I would go half 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:31.280 in half because I like both. It just depends what 0:16:31.320 --> 0:16:32.440 company you're hanging out with. 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:32.720 Ben. 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:35.440 Some people are woosies like you, and they can't eat 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:36.520 the meat off the bone. 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:39.800 I can't do it, Dannybody. It's it's just too much 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:44.240 effort and energy expended. And I am an answers guy. 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:48.720 I want to solve problems, and the Chicken Tenders solve 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:52.200 the problem of the chicken wing. The chicken wing was 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:55.800 an item that was thrown away by restaurants because it 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:59.720 was seemed useless, and then they found a way to 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:03.200 try to make some money with it. And it's a scam. 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:07.200 It's just like ranch dressings of scam also wrong. It's 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:12.320 the same thing. Alf from the Puppy Mill says. Follow up. 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:16.960 Follow up from last week is Danny's saying that Eddie 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:21.320 has Kevin Durant like rabbit ears. When it comes to 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:25.440 the Lovely Karen, is that what you're saying, Danny, I 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:28.480 don't know. That's what the alf, that's what he heard. 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:32.520 Yeah, Well, because remember Eddie's suggestion was for you to 0:17:32.600 --> 0:17:34.679 take all the things that you can't say on the 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:38.520 live radio show and put them onto the podcast. But 0:17:38.880 --> 0:17:42.119 he guessed Eddie still wouldn't tune into the podcast. I said, 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:45.280 if we talked about Eddie's wife and the Chargers, then 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:48.320 Eddie would tune in because he always says happy wife, 0:17:48.359 --> 0:17:48.920 happy life. 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:54.600 Yes, yes, Eddie big big weekend at the Casa Garcia 0:17:54.760 --> 0:17:58.800 celebrating the Jim Harbaugh hire and the introduction of Jim 0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:01.240 Harbaugh back Ond. Yeah. 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:03.840 Yeah, did you hear what Eddie's wife had him do? 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:05.960 No, I did not. I did not. 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:09.800 She had him put on a Jim Harbaugh mask while 0:18:09.840 --> 0:18:14.720 they made whoopee, and Eddie. 0:18:14.520 --> 0:18:24.960 Had to say, who's got it better than me? Alf. Also, 0:18:25.840 --> 0:18:28.639 he had some questions about the dog front Alf, as 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:31.040 you know, because I know you heard yesterday's podcast. We 0:18:31.119 --> 0:18:35.359 had Moxie and Luigi, the new additions to the Malor Mansion. 0:18:35.359 --> 0:18:40.280 There Moxie the English bulldog, Luigi the combo dish of 0:18:40.320 --> 0:18:45.640 a French bulldog intermingled with a plug and Alf wants 0:18:45.680 --> 0:18:47.760 to know where on Big Ben's Big board of dog 0:18:47.880 --> 0:18:51.080 names would Alf have come on that list? Well, Alf, 0:18:51.800 --> 0:18:54.960 great name, but you can't name a dog Alf because 0:18:55.000 --> 0:18:58.280 you're Alf. There's only room for one out. There's only 0:18:58.400 --> 0:19:00.000 room for one out. You can't. You can't do that. 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:01.840 Are they both girls? Ben? 0:19:02.320 --> 0:19:06.760 No, Luigi's a dude and he's Moxy's girls. So Mox 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:11.159 he's the she's the bitch and Luigi's the dog. The 0:19:11.440 --> 0:19:13.320 just whether both got gotcha? Yeah? 0:19:13.560 --> 0:19:16.040 I forgot. You went with the named Luigi du and you. 0:19:16.720 --> 0:19:18.880 Oh, you can call a female dog a bitch because 0:19:18.880 --> 0:19:21.240 that's what that's the term. That's a that's a legal 0:19:21.359 --> 0:19:28.280 definition term of female dog a bitch. Yes, sexist. I 0:19:28.320 --> 0:19:30.240 don't think she's offended by that. I don't know. She 0:19:30.280 --> 0:19:34.120 hasn't spoken. So Barry from South Carolina right since says 0:19:34.160 --> 0:19:37.480 Yo Yo Ma Benny and Danny g He says, it 0:19:37.480 --> 0:19:42.960 seems like Stevie Meatballs is a blind bowler. Stevie Meatball's 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:45.080 a call her to the Overnight show. He says, Ben, 0:19:45.400 --> 0:19:48.200 if you were to have a bowling match with Stevie Meatballs, 0:19:48.200 --> 0:19:52.239 do you think you would beat him? Now? Stevie meet. 0:19:52.240 --> 0:19:54.800 Paul's is not just a blind bowler. He's going to 0:19:54.800 --> 0:19:57.840 be in the Special Olympics for blind bowling. So that's 0:19:57.920 --> 0:20:01.439 very exciting. Uh. I would like the I think that 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:04.480 I would be able to beat steaming meat balls as 0:20:04.520 --> 0:20:06.200 a blind bowler. I have not bowled in the years. 0:20:06.200 --> 0:20:07.720 When's the last time you went bowling, Danny? 0:20:08.320 --> 0:20:11.040 Oh, it's been like six seven years. 0:20:11.560 --> 0:20:13.520 Yeah, it's been a long time, been longer than that. 0:20:13.840 --> 0:20:16.560 For me, I'm surprised Covino and Rich don't have a 0:20:16.600 --> 0:20:19.520 bowling team. The Covino and Rich bowling team with like 0:20:19.600 --> 0:20:22.960 the shirts, the button down shirt, that seems like something 0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:24.200 that would be perfect for the show. 0:20:24.800 --> 0:20:28.000 Actually, Covino has mentioned before that he would rather do 0:20:28.080 --> 0:20:32.359 a bowling team than a softball team, because Rich is 0:20:32.720 --> 0:20:37.760 always talking about his rec league softball heroics and Covino's like, man, 0:20:37.840 --> 0:20:40.800 I peaked at little league, you know, don't. I don't 0:20:40.800 --> 0:20:43.040 want to play baseball. I would rather do bowling. 0:20:43.880 --> 0:20:46.960 Yeah, certainly better than like pickleball or something like that. 0:20:47.040 --> 0:20:52.080 Bowling Trump's pickleball in my humble opinion, But thank you, Berry, 0:20:52.400 --> 0:20:56.320 Linda writes in from southern California. Yeah, she's in wittier. 0:20:56.800 --> 0:20:59.879 She says, Hey, Ben, Danny, I do not want either 0:21:00.119 --> 0:21:02.440 Rock Perdy or Patrick Goholme to lose. Can you please 0:21:02.560 --> 0:21:05.280 arrange a tie? Danny? Can you're gonna be in Vegas 0:21:05.320 --> 0:21:06.840 all week? Can you talk to some people make sure 0:21:06.880 --> 0:21:08.960 the game ends in a tie. They'll just I bet 0:21:09.160 --> 0:21:11.560 how many overtimes here's a great question. How many overtimes 0:21:11.640 --> 0:21:13.640 they have to play in the Super Bowl before they 0:21:13.680 --> 0:21:15.679 determine it's not safe to play anymore? And just to 0:21:15.680 --> 0:21:16.639 clear the game of tie. 0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:20.280 I'm not wishing death upon anybody at the Big Game, 0:21:20.560 --> 0:21:23.640 but with the two teams that are in it Vegas, 0:21:23.760 --> 0:21:27.200 I really wish that Al Davis's eternal flame was still 0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:30.879