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Speaker 1: Act two. Here before we met Annie, the men's rights activist,
Speaker 1: but right now we're actually going to be joined by
Speaker 1: this is the woman herself lost culture, says Icon Award
Speaker 1: winner Annie Donnelly. Well, oh my god, she's alright. So
Speaker 1: and Annie has h has requested that she's gonna do
Speaker 1: and I don't think so, honey, of her own, because
Speaker 1: you know, when you're a lost Colture says I kind
Speaker 1: of word winner, you have free reign here at the shows,
Speaker 1: you can do whatever you want. Pat Regan has decided
Speaker 1: to go hide in shame, so everyone's shame him on
Speaker 1: social media, and Annie Donley is here to slay. So Annie,
Speaker 1: you're I don't think so, honey begins Now I've actually
Speaker 1: changed my mind. Can I get a suggestion of and
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone I heard Matt Rogers and Bowie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Matt Rogers and bow and ye.
Speaker 1: Can they to do anything without one another? They are
Speaker 1: like the gay Mary Kaye and Nashley all said they
Speaker 1: performed together. They write on their culture blog together and
Speaker 1: do their podcast together. They are trash. Now listen, do
Speaker 1: I like them? Yes? Did they give me the Icon Award? Yes?
Speaker 1: Are they trash one hundred per Let me tell you
Speaker 1: what they came for my unborn child. I have twenty
Speaker 1: two weeks pregnant my child, and let me tell you
Speaker 1: what right now, as a I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: exclusive bitch, it's a boy a boy. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's a bore bowing. If it's any thing like you too,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill it. Boy. This is this is breaking new.
Speaker 1: People have been asking Annie just NonStop what the gender is?
Speaker 1: What the gender? And she keeps saying, fuck you, you slut.
Speaker 1: And she chose tonight to reveal the gender. It was crazy,
Speaker 1: you know, it was crazy about that the wig reveal
Speaker 1: was a gender reveal. That's but I also, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Annie, donaling or baby will choose its
Speaker 1: own gender, thank you, because because gender is a choice,
Speaker 1: it's not a choice. I don't know. I need to
Speaker 1: take a class or something. Umny. By the way, wow,
Speaker 1: but let's welcome our first group, shall we. I'm like, please.
Speaker 1: This next group is called Cocky Boys Presents. Please welcome
Speaker 1: Eric Jack Ramon Derreksman, Eric Shorton, Stephen Phillips, Horses, Cockie Boys,
Speaker 1: presents God Us, the Brooklyn Fag. Yes, give it up
Speaker 1: from the Brooklyn Fag. All right, it's time everyone welcome
Speaker 1: Eric Sheath on the stage. Here we go. Now, here's
Speaker 1: the deal. Eric, there's an option for everyone that has
Speaker 1: been um, I don't know, in a black hole or something.
Speaker 1: You can do the trouple or a priest. Let's topic,
Speaker 1: what's up as an aquarius? I have to do preselect.
Speaker 1: This is Aeric sheathrows. I don't think so, Honey. His
Speaker 1: time starts now. I can't believe I have to do this,
Speaker 1: but no one did. I don't think so, Honey called
Speaker 1: me by your fucking name, the only gay I can't.
Speaker 1: I want to seek in her fruits thatllent toss in
Speaker 1: Italy is Diane laid it under the budget sucking tuscan
Speaker 1: Come on, oh, Elio, like your parents got a hotel
Speaker 1: room to dial with your boyfriend. At age thirteen, I
Speaker 1: swallowed my first load in the forest. Come on, my god,
Speaker 1: I can hear you. I can hear you. But Michael
Speaker 1: Stuartbook's final monologue. But Michael Stubbs final monologue thirty seconds
Speaker 1: the Gates Winter version of butter Emails grow up and
Speaker 1: suck someone older than you like an adult. And there's
Speaker 1: gonna be a sequel there in sequels, you don't need
Speaker 1: a sequel to life size. We need to do do
Speaker 1: you know what. I can't take it to hocus Pocus?
Speaker 1: Do you know what? I don't need a fucking sequel
Speaker 1: to call me? And that's one shade that everybody. These
Speaker 1: guys were on their feet, those Gates were on their feet.
Speaker 1: They were moved by the spirit of hating O white
Speaker 1: gay fantasia. All right, everyone, please welcome Jack Raymond, Jack
Speaker 1: because I hate the motherfucker. Because I hate the motherfucker.
Speaker 1: How's that? I don't know. You could deathstrop like that
Speaker 1: baby in a lot of positions, but never like that
Speaker 1: stays in fire Island. Jack, this is your I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Oh wait, ship know I'm gonna Are
Speaker 1: you gonna do a trouball? You're gonna do it a
Speaker 1: pre selected Jack Raymonds. I don't think so, honey. As
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so. The Denver Airport,
Speaker 1: and let me tell you why. It's not because I've
Speaker 1: ever been air it's because it's fucking scary at ship.
Speaker 1: The Denver Airport let me just start with telling you
Speaker 1: was built in the nine during the Clinton administration and
Speaker 1: costing a billion dollars over budget. It also has a
Speaker 1: bunch of apocalyptic murals that to pick Nazi life soldiers
Speaker 1: rounding up children. Second, I don't think so, honey, Oprah
Speaker 1: and Peter Teal, who have both bought up property near
Speaker 1: the Denver Airport because there are alleged tunnels that lead
Speaker 1: to a sanctuary for the elite humans that will live
Speaker 1: at the end of the world. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: The Denver fucking air far five seconds. That's fit and
Speaker 1: Jack raym and everyone wait want the Denver Airports, We
Speaker 1: explain it's there's a there's a bunch of there's a
Speaker 1: bunch of spooky ship. There's a giant bronze sculpture of
Speaker 1: a horse and the artist died because it fell on
Speaker 1: him and they kept it up and its eyes glow red.
Speaker 1: And but I will say, as a as a Denver right,
Speaker 1: as a Denver right, great Panda Express at that airport Express. Okay, wow, alright,
Speaker 1: it is time for Derek Smith stroll to them like, yes,
Speaker 1: I'll come on doing pre selected Derek Smith, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. As time starts now, I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey, being in your wedding. Okay, listen, I want
Speaker 1: this to be like a scene in West World where
Speaker 1: all the hot robots become sentient together. Okay. If there
Speaker 1: are people in here who are saving up their money
Speaker 1: for some shitty weekend in Las Vegas with six others
Speaker 1: strangers who shuck and probably think that going to like
Speaker 1: Coachella is subversive for something, I want to tell you.
Speaker 1: I release you. You do not have to do it.
Speaker 1: And also I did it once I was a fucking groomsman.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you this. If you are the
Speaker 1: only queer person in the parties of those weddings, you
Speaker 1: will be paying for my flight. You will be paying
Speaker 1: for my outfit that you have selected. And you know what,
Speaker 1: if I'm the only gay person of that entire wedding,
Speaker 1: you will be paying for the shitty gift that I
Speaker 1: buy you. That will not be practical, but it will
Speaker 1: be expensive. I don't think so, honey. Yes, don't even
Speaker 1: invite me to your wedding. I don't want to go
Speaker 1: come Okay, give it up for Eric? What who? Eric? Alright?
Speaker 1: So are we taking Preeselet the topic of the troll
Speaker 1: ball pre selected, respect expects thee. Here we go. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is Eric short as I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: As time starts now, so I don't think so honey,
Speaker 1: And I'm really sorry. I don't want to ifend anybody.
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people probably like this thing,
Speaker 1: but I don't think so honey. Music now paired with
Speaker 1: other cultures such as movies, it's okay, but on its own,
Speaker 1: it's just it's not for me. First of all, music
Speaker 1: can be really loud, and unlike other cultures, Unlike other
Speaker 1: cultures such as instagram, furniture and pornography, you can't see music.
Speaker 1: It's really hard to see it. Also, unlike other culture,
Speaker 1: can penetrate walls, windows, doors, and ceilings. It also describes
Speaker 1: other cultures such as talking, and because it is not
Speaker 1: found in nature, it is bad for the environment. That
Speaker 1: was I wasn't the end of guy played out? Give
Speaker 1: it up and plays Welcome to the stage, Stephen Phillips, Yes,
Speaker 1: oh oh oh sucking honest, there we go. Alright, so listen,
Speaker 1: that was a sexual moment and now we're gonna have
Speaker 1: and I don't think so anymore. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
Speaker 1: sorry sorry a troll ball topic or pre select? Oh select, okay,
Speaker 1: pre select you. I'm mad. Don't go because is Stephen
Speaker 1: Phillips horses. I don't think so, honey. As time starts now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Guys who have really high beds,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to all to onto your bed to
Speaker 1: have sex with you hunting. No, thank you. Guys high beds.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. It's not that like
Speaker 1: laft with the desk. I'm talking about like it starts
Speaker 1: here because you have like so many bins of like
Speaker 1: your other pairs of Tom's underneath, and then there's like
Speaker 1: a fucking box spring and then a mattress and then
Speaker 1: a mattress. Had your mom got you because you're sucking
Speaker 1: your thirty two and shout that roommates let live in
Speaker 1: a dorm and they always have like a three ft
Speaker 1: this bottle of blue next to the bed, and it's
Speaker 1: like it's just like saying like, hey, who's next? You
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's like you don't make me,
Speaker 1: don't remind me. I'm on a conveyabletive dick in your home.
Speaker 1: And these guys always have horrible taste, and they always
Speaker 1: have like art from bed, bath to beyond. It's like
Speaker 1: that's not even hung and neither are they, and it's
Speaker 1: just on the floor, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: And it's like a fake French cafe and it says
Speaker 1: like Japell, like Corrier, fought like spear. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: for your bed at this high I'm not writing you. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: talking boys presents, this girl give it up for a
Speaker 1: cocky boy for that China, Jeff Rain and Derrek Smith,
Speaker 1: Eric schwartzow is he even Philip's horse? I believe. Well,
Speaker 1: now that we're all looped up by the cocky boys,
Speaker 1: we're gonna move on to this next group, which is
Speaker 1: called Nothing Beats the Face. Wow. Please welcome Tammy Space,
Speaker 1: Please welcome to me. Lookain what Gina, Gina, Miss Lauren
Speaker 1: Ashley Smith, Miss Mariah Smith. Yes, and first up we
Speaker 1: have Tammy Spain. Tammy Spain, Yes, okay, Tam. First of all,
Speaker 1: they told me they're would be hot tea but no, okay, no,
Speaker 1: they're actually there's t girl eight. So Tammy, are we
Speaker 1: doing a pre select the topic or the tall girl?
Speaker 1: You know? Pre selected? I got a lot to say something, yes,
Speaker 1: Tammy spanks is. I don't think so, honey. Her time
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, Honey. White Batchelrette parties
Speaker 1: in the front row at my drag show Biz. I
Speaker 1: am so happy that you decided to come to my
Speaker 1: show in one of the happiest moments of your fucking life.
Speaker 1: But I don't think so, bitch. You found the love
Speaker 1: of your life. You decided to spend a love your
Speaker 1: entire life with one dick, groundbreaking. The closest thing to
Speaker 1: love I found is when I go into my bodeg
Speaker 1: at three thirty in the morning and the cook says
Speaker 1: the usual, And then you have the goal that asked
Speaker 1: me to do. Beyonce a bitch, No, honey, I eat
Speaker 1: Philly cheese snakes at three thirty. I do Adele. I
Speaker 1: don't do it, Beyonce, tid. So here's what I want
Speaker 1: you to do, Becky, Megan, Stephanie and Carol. I want
Speaker 1: you to take canucking bat her a party to David
Speaker 1: Busters and Times Square. Bitch, I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Tammy Space tammy spank, fire island legend spak Here we go,
Speaker 1: everyone giving up from me, looking yes, yes, that is
Speaker 1: going on the true yes. Okay, So are we doing
Speaker 1: a priest let topic or trollball topic lokings. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Her time starts now, Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Sex on my period? Every time him.
Speaker 1: I tell us is Man that I'm on my period
Speaker 1: and I don't want to fuck. He says, that's okay.
Speaker 1: I don't mind. All right, You're not my middle school
Speaker 1: nurse teaching me how to use a tampon. I am
Speaker 1: thirty four fucking years old. I've had all sorts of sex.
Speaker 1: I've had crazy assex. I've had two takes in me
Speaker 1: at once and not the holes you think. And I
Speaker 1: have let people sit from Dracula's goblets. Okay, I have
Speaker 1: done it all. And the reason I don't want to
Speaker 1: have sex on my period is because Sarah is a
Speaker 1: fucking organ inside my torso that is swollen to twice
Speaker 1: as usual size. I'm the last thing I want to
Speaker 1: do is crunches while a blunt instrument boats. I have
Speaker 1: considered this, and for you to know, if someone says
Speaker 1: they don't want to have sex for any reason. You
Speaker 1: believe them, you believe them. Okay, yeah, Rain done. Please
Speaker 1: welcome Lega he yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, all Legina
Speaker 1: black female directors on the T shirt come on. Alright,
Speaker 1: So for Legina, for Regina. Are we doing Emma? Whoever
Speaker 1: prelect the topic or trouble um pre selected on the phone,
Speaker 1: pre selected on the iPhone, straight from the screen. Alright,
Speaker 1: and Regina, your time starts now. To all the people
Speaker 1: insisting that I should wash, this is US, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Okay, this is US is torture porn for
Speaker 1: basic bitches. I watched TV to escape. I watched TV
Speaker 1: to see hot doctors and black women in charge. Yeas today,
Speaker 1: if I want to see middle class people struggle to
Speaker 1: make ends meet, I will turn on Facebook live. Wan
Speaker 1: did to say about us? There's a society? Then when
Speaker 1: the hottest um, when the hottest thing on TV is
Speaker 1: a crop pot? Two seconds? Oh wait wait and Mandy
Speaker 1: Moore sing because I did watch one episode and I say,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna watch. Mandy Moore sing, I
Speaker 1: better be laying on the floor of my Nanna's din
Speaker 1: in seven bits, trade y U h everyone give it
Speaker 1: up for Laura Ashley Smith. Yes, oh person versus I
Speaker 1: married a rich white person and I don't trust anybody
Speaker 1: in yes, Okay, Okay. I asked, what do we think?
Speaker 1: Are we gonna do? A pre sleft the topic or
Speaker 1: to the troll ball I'm doing? Okay, this is Lauren
Speaker 1: Ashley Smith's I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Ashley Simpson being related to
Speaker 1: Diana Ross, Okay, I don't think so. Now, Diana Ross
Speaker 1: that knows that some Ashley spelled their names with two eat. Okay.
Speaker 1: Ashley Simpson is a hoe down on SNL. Diana Ross
Speaker 1: is a queen of Motown. Honey, Okay, I don't like
Speaker 1: that Diana Ross's granddaughter's mother is the sister of a
Speaker 1: woman who did a Duke's of Hazard remake. Okay. In
Speaker 1: no world should Joe Simpson and Diana Ross know each other.
Speaker 1: They should have never met ever in life. Okay. Ashley
Speaker 1: Simpson the best thing that should have ever happened to
Speaker 1: her with the nose job, Ashley SIPs and Ross, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you will always be actually SIPs and went five seconds. Okay,
Speaker 1: we know you had a sun named Brown Smoothly with
Speaker 1: Pete Wesson. When he came out, you should have named
Speaker 1: him fall out boy. As talk and here comments on
Speaker 1: yes with the brothers, do not trust? Oh, keep it close.
Speaker 1: He comes from Harlem? What is Brooklyn? Let's be real. Alright, Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: are going to hit you with the troll ball? Were
Speaker 1: you out? Here we go? I've been digging in here
Speaker 1: we go. Okay, okay, we're revisiting the Today's Show again.
Speaker 1: You're I don't think so, honey. Trollball topic is Katie
Speaker 1: Currik starts now? All right, Katie Currek I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey. All right, First of all, they know it.
Speaker 1: I'm an agist. Okay, Honey, you too old to be
Speaker 1: on TV, So I don't think so honey. Don't try
Speaker 1: to get your own shell, sweetheart. I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: The over sixties that needs at least two co hosts,
Speaker 1: do you feel me? I don't think so honey. Follow
Speaker 1: Barbara Watson's lead and get at least four. All right, Sweetheart,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Gonna ask Laverne Cox about
Speaker 1: her swim? Sure up, baby, I don't think so honey,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. It was Matt Low. We're
Speaker 1: holding you up, I said it. Oh, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. I was looking down your
Speaker 1: blouse and you denied that, babe. Bit I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: You're gonna saved us all nineteen ninety whatever before born
Speaker 1: by seconds. Honey. I don't think so, honey. You've lifted
Speaker 1: us up this fest. Time for you to fall. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Katie A dressing town of Katie Current Cross,
Speaker 1: Curris Smith, everyone's given up for nothing to beat the bace.
Speaker 1: Tammy spaks Ome look and Flachita Hill, Flora Ashley Smith
Speaker 1: and Moria Smith. Wow, damn, we are about to burn
Speaker 1: this place down. This next group is called Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the stage, Jesse Ra, please welcome, Karen Cheese
Speaker 1: for real, con Drew staph Fields and Chloe A fine
Speaker 1: man Chloe find Chris Sena Aguilera the same. All right,
Speaker 1: it's time, Jesse Roth, here we go, our farmer lost
Speaker 1: Countess Raffle Winner, Here we go, and now we're gonna
Speaker 1: come for And I don't think so, honey, But Jesse,
Speaker 1: I have a question is it going to be a
Speaker 1: trollable or a pre sight? The topic? You know, boys,
Speaker 1: it's good to do something every day that scares you.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna do Why is words here tonight? We're
Speaker 1: all here, we go. I've chosen your I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Topic is porno graphic films, and this is Jesse Roth.
Speaker 1: I don't think think so honey. Time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. Porn. We've all got something to
Speaker 1: say about it in our stand up sets. There's problems
Speaker 1: for women in poor I was watching porn the other night,
Speaker 1: and well that's not important anyways. Listen, use your imaginations.
Speaker 1: We were given a gift and it's called a brain,
Speaker 1: and you should use your brain and not turn to
Speaker 1: film because there's so much problems with it right now. Um,
Speaker 1: the women they're okay. The poort, the folly they do,
Speaker 1: they do fully import because they record the video and
Speaker 1: then afterwards, someone's in the booth and they're going, like,
Speaker 1: you know, to make you no. I said, I see it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't match up, bitch. I see you moaning, and
Speaker 1: and then the voice is saying yes, but I don't
Speaker 1: see your mouth saying yes, it's all fake. It's all
Speaker 1: an illusion. Don't believe it. Have sex, don't have sex
Speaker 1: with people. I don't think so. Pornographic film. We are
Speaker 1: a nation that is progressing, and we don't need you anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Poor, No more porn. It's fake.
Speaker 1: It's an illusion. Go have sex with a humans. When
Speaker 1: you see your computer, I know it. Oh my god, guys,
Speaker 1: give it up for Karen Chip. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: love this stress. Just a ray of lights. Oh Karen,
Speaker 1: is it gonna be okay? Here we go pre selected.
Speaker 1: You are holding your phone. Yes, this is Karen Cheese.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Um, white woman whose whole personality
Speaker 1: is loving pizza, I'm sorry. There is a direct correlation
Speaker 1: between you being a white girl in your Instagram caption
Speaker 1: being I love pizza and you being a white girl
Speaker 1: who still thinks Ben Affleck is hot. I mean, honey,
Speaker 1: come on, he looks like the lust child of a
Speaker 1: flat tip screwdriver and a bag of moldy potatoes. Also
Speaker 1: look white women. Just because you do not have a
Speaker 1: culture of your own does not mean you can make
Speaker 1: pizza your culture. Now it's flash. It belongs to a
Speaker 1: culture of the Italians and everyone else in the world.
Speaker 1: Who's pizza. Stop colonizing pizza pizza. Second, it's like you're
Speaker 1: all playing devil's advocate, but instead of being straight men,
Speaker 1: you're white women and your devil is yellow face goddess
Speaker 1: Emma Stone. Five second, stop sucker. I don't think the
Speaker 1: honey white women is Sunds loving Pazza character. That's what
Speaker 1: I've been, essentially a rule of culture number seventy Stop
Speaker 1: calonizing pizza. Wow, guys, that was amazing and welcome, free up. Okay,
Speaker 1: for what are we thinking? Are we thinking pre selected?
Speaker 1: Were thinking trollball? What are we thinking? Okay? I do
Speaker 1: know that the trollball would be better and you guys
Speaker 1: would like me more. But I have something to say. Please,
Speaker 1: This is not about likability. This is about the truth.
Speaker 1: This is a big statement. Absolutely, Okay, this is for real.
Speaker 1: Con I don't think so honey. Her time starts now, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Why don't people know I'm Asian?
Speaker 1: Why how come if you're round, you're either Mexican or Indian?
Speaker 1: When I suck Indian is salc Asian, that's Asian. But
Speaker 1: everyone's like your Asian is a fruit of Asian though,
Speaker 1: And I want to tell the Asians don't want to
Speaker 1: be cool. I like anyone. You don't second okay. And
Speaker 1: a one time someone said to me as a jokes
Speaker 1: I meaning shell that they did say something about Bowen
Speaker 1: Yang Asian, Okayson, And I want to one day represent
Speaker 1: the Asians too. Just god, you know that's so cool.
Speaker 1: How can you guys don't understand immigration batterns. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's American bomb schools are why? But I'm
Speaker 1: Asian minute Asian, for there are more Asians than Yang.
Speaker 1: I am not the only one. Oh boy, wow, oh
Speaker 1: my god. Alright, everyone please give a warm welcome to
Speaker 1: Audrey standfil yes to blow out, blowout. We've gotta blow
Speaker 1: out on our hands Central some Tralay Are we doing
Speaker 1: a pre slect the topic ur troll ball, Audrey Santraels,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Hurst time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Guys who goes to you but
Speaker 1: still watch your fucking instagram start? Fuck you? You don't
Speaker 1: have fucking scene in Little Ring when Gollum's holasses on
Speaker 1: that rocket. He's like, leave now, We'll never come back.
Speaker 1: It's leave now, I never come back. Fuck you. I
Speaker 1: am literally the one ring to rule them all, and
Speaker 1: your goblin asses trolling I must rick get out, get
Speaker 1: out of here. You are a cancer from my social
Speaker 1: media presence. Okay. And that is not to say that
Speaker 1: I'm not going to post some heavy ask thirst traps
Speaker 1: on my because I know you're sad asses at home
Speaker 1: watching it. Look at it? What could have been a bit?
Speaker 1: You know you're not You're not a rape, You're not
Speaker 1: a fucking mummy. You're a ghost. You know what ghosts too?
Speaker 1: They fucking disappear. And you know what, sometimes I have
Speaker 1: friends Austrey, why don't you just hide your Instagram stories
Speaker 1: from them? And to that, I respond, what am I
Speaker 1: fucking dramatic? That's what said? Oh my gosh, thank you,
Speaker 1: and now please give it up from my girl. Chloe Fine? Man,
Speaker 1: oh Chloe, Chloe? Yes, what do you think I'm gonna do?
Speaker 1: Pre selected? This is Chloe Fine. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: got a good I won't wash my hair to be here, bitch.
Speaker 1: Noah bumped back, Yeah, wh relationship I ruined? What you're
Speaker 1: gonna taking in your fucking awards pitch. You see there's
Speaker 1: a word show. She just comes here we go. Search search,
Speaker 1: I love search search. I wrote second gotta why do
Speaker 1: you like Sacramento? Sacramentos? I shut off the only thing
Speaker 1: check on that. I it's a Califorca pits. I cat
Speaker 1: you seck on the chill seck stop coming you little
Speaker 1: baby one. Chloe Finer, Oh my god, coming you a
Speaker 1: little baby giving up it on, Christina Killara, Jesse Roth,
Speaker 1: teren Jan Karia, Confic, Sadhill helloie fine man, oh baby,
Speaker 1: these are I am shook a huge one's big ones,
Speaker 1: big wig of it all. Oh my god, oh my god. Okay.
Speaker 1: This next category is called the high powered Hanks. Everyone
Speaker 1: giving up for Nick records. Alex Caca, my coguana, pan
Speaker 1: and have some respect. It's Jeff Hillo. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: oh boy, oh boy boy, oh my god, he's high
Speaker 1: powered highs I love. Alright, everyone, please welcome Nick Rucker
Speaker 1: to the Mike. Welcome, Okay, Jack it okay, okay, Doc
Speaker 1: Martin's okay, Doc Martins, okay, thank you. This is Nick Ruckert.
Speaker 1: Where you're holding a piece of paper. Wow, he's gonna
Speaker 1: be selected. And this is Nick rockerts. I don't think
Speaker 1: so many as time starts now. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: fake clickbait headlines about people. Just what that was? That was?
Speaker 1: That was God fucking with us. He saw this gay event,
Speaker 1: he saw there was ship talked about, credit girl wig
Speaker 1: and he fun with them. Mike, God, God, that's God.
Speaker 1: We're gonna start against Nick Ruckert. I don't think so
Speaker 1: many as time starts now, I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: fake click bite headlines about real famous people. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give you a couple of real examples. You see these
Speaker 1: under beneath the Daily News, the list of celebrities who
Speaker 1: can stand Beyonce? Are you kidding me? You wouldn't be
Speaker 1: allowed in show business anymore? How about She's gone fans
Speaker 1: heartbroken after Marie Osmond leaves us forever? And and a
Speaker 1: photo of Susan Surandon has Betty Davis with the headline
Speaker 1: the biggest casting flubs in Hollywood history. Yeah, a photo
Speaker 1: of David Swimmer that says eighteen stars you didn't know
Speaker 1: committed suicide. Chris Chris Hemsworth's head shot that says celebs
Speaker 1: you didn't know We're black five seconds, Sable one. Our
Speaker 1: prayers are with Sally Field and my favorite, Susan Boyle
Speaker 1: is so skinny now and looks gorgeous. Fuck you sinning.
Speaker 1: Susan Boyle was always gorgeous. I don't think so, honey, Yeah, Susan,
Speaker 1: it's actually a rule of culture. I'm a fifty Susanan
Speaker 1: wil was always gorgeous. Thank you Nick, Thank you Nick,
Speaker 1: and please now welcome to the stage, Alex. Let's go
Speaker 1: yo fashion at heel and ship and Alex who said,
Speaker 1: can I just draw attention? Well, I loved you just
Speaker 1: space timing somebody into the show. Did she buy a
Speaker 1: ticket for this or not? She did? She not have
Speaker 1: the twenty dollars? Alright, Alex, are we doing a priest
Speaker 1: let's topic or the troll bull? I have something, I
Speaker 1: have something I really want to talk about. So I'm
Speaker 1: so that Alex Caclas. I don't think so, honey. As
Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. People who
Speaker 1: post workout pigs, I don't give a think. You just
Speaker 1: took Brittany's one forty five. That's outside go baitch, And
Speaker 1: I know I know you want to show off the
Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars stretch pajama panther. You just
Speaker 1: bought Lulu Landon, but I don't think so, honey. And
Speaker 1: for those of you motherfucker's posting sarcastically from the gym,
Speaker 1: I want to see your sweaty house on my Instagram feed. Either.
Speaker 1: Don't show me you're working out on Instagram, show me
Speaker 1: the body you got from working out on Instagram. Summer
Speaker 1: bodies are made in winter exactly, so why the fund
Speaker 1: are you posting from crunch in February seconds. And for
Speaker 1: your motherfucker's posting a Jim Sophia Planet Fitness at eleven A,
Speaker 1: I'm on a Tuesday, get a fucking job and k guys,
Speaker 1: I take it. Picks of the berries, Bootcamba, rub breastroom,
Speaker 1: take your thirst shot photo in your own fucking apartments
Speaker 1: to give it out. Taking in your own bathroom, get
Speaker 1: your own bathroom, your own bathroom. Oh my gosh, wow,
Speaker 1: here we go. This is Michael Food. Yes, yeah, okay, Michael.
Speaker 1: I loving the jackets this evening. Here we go. Oh,
Speaker 1: Michael is going to be pre selected or trollball, It's
Speaker 1: gonna be pre selected. Thank you, thank you, and Michael
Speaker 1: Focus says, I don't think so, honey. His time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Actual ghosts, you're done. Get
Speaker 1: out of our apartments, get out of our office buildings,
Speaker 1: get out of our movies. Get out of my asshole.
Speaker 1: Every time I have sleep, realysis, I think some ghosts
Speaker 1: trying to crawl up my whole. Get out. It's done,
Speaker 1: We're over it. You have unfinished business. I've never finished anything. Seconds.
Speaker 1: All right, your time is done. Move on, get the
Speaker 1: funk over it? Alright? What the most loving portrayal of
Speaker 1: a ghost was? Patrick Swayzy and ghost? Let Demi move on?
Speaker 1: My fifteen seconds? Why you're gonna show up and ruin
Speaker 1: her pottery? Yes, Annie, you're in danger of a screepy
Speaker 1: X five second. Let her move on. You're done, You're dead.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry it was hard. Move on. That's that's one
Speaker 1: big us, you know. Thank you. It's actually rule of
Speaker 1: culture number twenty two. Let Demni move on. Time's up,
Speaker 1: Time's up. Ghost, Let's Demi move on. Time's up? Ghost?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you. Michael. Now, please welcome Todd,
Speaker 1: and here we go. I'm loving the show. Todd fashion
Speaker 1: dot Com eight dollars eight dollars for ever twenty one
Speaker 1: in Oh you didn't think it existed? It did look harder.
Speaker 1: All right, let's been around, Okay, alright, what are we thinking? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm selected and this is his I don't think
Speaker 1: so many as time starts now, I don't think so. Honey,
Speaker 1: the troll bowl. You people paid money to get in here.
Speaker 1: You don't want us to prepare. No, somehow you want
Speaker 1: all these dirty improv people to go out in the alley,
Speaker 1: smoke their marijuana cigarettes and have a paper pulled out.
Speaker 1: So then I have to make fun of something I love,
Speaker 1: like Rue McClanahan, who is clearly a treasure, the most
Speaker 1: underrated golden girl and dead and how dare you put
Speaker 1: her in there? I do not. Also, this is a
Speaker 1: podcast gay children. Years from now we'll be listening to this.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't we cure in our thoughts for them? Children? Awaill
Speaker 1: listen where seconds I come from the world of musical theater.
Speaker 1: It's a prepared art form. So when I show up,
Speaker 1: I know my lines, I know my spacing, and I
Speaker 1: know my harmonies, which is usually tend her to the
Speaker 1: most chromatic of harmonies. But let's be honest. I'm usually
Speaker 1: a soloist, Todd, she can hear you, she can argue,
Speaker 1: she's really young. Usually a soloist. Usually a soloists biopic,
Speaker 1: Usually a soloist. All right, everyone, strap yourself in. It's
Speaker 1: time for Jeff Hello. Oh boy, Jeff Heller. Those shoes shoes,
Speaker 1: thank you either from Nordstrom rack, resist Kidney priest. I
Speaker 1: did this. This phone is too big for my front pockets,
Speaker 1: so I'm putting in my back line. I like the
Speaker 1: troll ball. Please prepare this, butch alright, my gods in
Speaker 1: the basement about christadis let's go there. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Well you asked for it. No, it's gonna be bad.
Speaker 1: Here's what you're getting your think. So trollball topic is
Speaker 1: Anna pack win and your time starts now? And a
Speaker 1: packlin you winning an oscar when you're nine? I don't
Speaker 1: think so, Hanny. I believe in work, Okay. I believe
Speaker 1: that I am over forty years old and I haven't
Speaker 1: had my fucking break yet. Okay, I'm not just some
Speaker 1: woonderkin from New fucking zeal And. O Hey, I can't
Speaker 1: take my medio their talent and be on a ten
Speaker 1: season long HBO show talking about how I'm a fairy.
Speaker 1: I'm a real fairy, motherfucker. I'm not gonna marry my
Speaker 1: gorgeous co star, and then pose on the front of entertainment.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, draped in blood well naked? Hey my
Speaker 1: body like people? Shut I met a minute, Chip Killer
Speaker 1: Brown high powered? Oh my god, didn't he urt house
Speaker 1: to call Michael Folk Todd one upon I and Jupiller.
Speaker 1: Can you guys do one more group? I hope so?
Speaker 1: Because this is dainty destruction. Give it up for Sophie Santos,
Speaker 1: cat birda I know, and bey Katie Hartman, I Madam
Speaker 1: Joanna Houseman. Okay, Wow, Wow, Wow, Okay, ladies, here we go.
Speaker 1: Sophie Santos take the mic. Let's get ready, y'all's Sophie,
Speaker 1: I see a nope, I see a note pad in
Speaker 1: a pocket. But are we gonna do pre selected or trouball?
Speaker 1: We're gonna do pre select selected? Okay, thank you. This
Speaker 1: is Sophie sante Is. I don't think so hony. Her
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so honey. The shape
Speaker 1: of water? What is wrong with you people in this
Speaker 1: beastially fucking bullshit? I mean, we can't get a lesbian
Speaker 1: on screen for more than five fucking seconds about killing
Speaker 1: her ass. But then a woman wants a day of
Speaker 1: fish and we're sitting in the goddamn clouds. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Octavia Spencer has the goal to be like, well,
Speaker 1: how do you have sex? If he doesn't have as
Speaker 1: she's fucking an amphibian. And if I just want you
Speaker 1: to know that you don't have to have a penis
Speaker 1: to have sex, think so, hi? And well, we are
Speaker 1: talking about Octavia Spencer. Can we just give her a
Speaker 1: goddamn leading role for once? So? I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: You know what, I just want to say that if
Speaker 1: you want to see a human fuck of fish, then
Speaker 1: go watch Splash. I don't think so, honey. The shame
Speaker 1: of more like a chase of water, thank you. And
Speaker 1: that's what's it's actually a rule of culture number four.
Speaker 1: You want to see a human fucking fish wash Splash?
Speaker 1: Do it up for cat Burn? Okay, cat, what's gonna be.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a little pretty select cat Burtis. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. The U s Secret Service. You all
Speaker 1: did not do all those situps and avoid all that
Speaker 1: weed to take a bullet for instant pot Shitler seriously
Speaker 1: intense amounts of pressure from a hot bowl a mush. Look,
Speaker 1: you took an oath to defend America from all threats
Speaker 1: for and and domestic. And look he is both. If
Speaker 1: he had a hand and he further up his ass,
Speaker 1: he'd have to move into a basement apartment under Susan
Speaker 1: and Gordon and y'all can stop checking my LinkedIn every
Speaker 1: time I tweet at the President. He loves to go
Speaker 1: get fucked. He says it all the time. And do
Speaker 1: I need false hope when I see that somebody with
Speaker 1: the Occupation Agent checked my page? No, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Five seconds? Do you want to be the reason we
Speaker 1: get years two through eight under Hitler? Two electric boogaloo?
Speaker 1: Should you resist the urge to duck? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Can Okay, here we go. That's a big grace by
Speaker 1: I had a beering io. I see you, I see you,
Speaker 1: see you, We see each other. Okay, So let me
Speaker 1: ask you a question. Now that we've established that much,
Speaker 1: are we gonna do a pre selected topic. Are we
Speaker 1: diving into the trouball io? I had a pre selected
Speaker 1: but I got it to the truth. Yeah, got, I'll
Speaker 1: do the trouble. No, iowa a beery your trouble. I
Speaker 1: don't think the money topic is God. People refer to
Speaker 1: themselves as guys girls, and your time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, people refer themselves as guy's girls. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, I'm not letting the patriarchy do that to you.
Speaker 1: So wow. First of all, a gender is a social construct.
Speaker 1: A Second of all, it doesn't make you cooler. It
Speaker 1: doesn't make you seem more down to earth. Whatever. Everybody's
Speaker 1: freaking out on the inside. There's picture to fry, there's
Speaker 1: nukes going on. You love yourself, okay, you don't have
Speaker 1: to be a guy's girl. You can be a girl's girl.
Speaker 1: You can be a guy's guy. It doesn't matter today.
Speaker 1: So you're not gonna be cool by playing caught and
Speaker 1: drinking Red Bull and eating just exclusively Cheetos and Tacos,
Speaker 1: bell carry your body, love yourself, South camerasciute, and I
Speaker 1: loving soul. I sollo, I'll take good slow guys. Please,
Speaker 1: thought we could just host the podcast. No, we can
Speaker 1: welcome to this Mike, Katie Harmon Harmon bats back bats
Speaker 1: hats all the time. The time. It's going to be
Speaker 1: pre selected. It's absolutely pre selected because I don't have
Speaker 1: good enough karma. Okay, that's Katie Harman. I don't think
Speaker 1: so body. Her time starts now. I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: Human skin. You're discussing your cover and sits and oil.
Speaker 1: I mold and tom parts if you want to smooth.
Speaker 1: I'm not a dolphin. I don't need a go frictionless
Speaker 1: through the ocean supports. You know what if I if
Speaker 1: I had no skin, I wouldn't have to ever wax
Speaker 1: my pussy again any hair because it wouldn't have any skin.
Speaker 1: Body were skinless, and then I wouldn't feel shame about
Speaker 1: my fucking period because everybody would be bleeding all the
Speaker 1: time from me everywhere. I don't know what skin. You
Speaker 1: can't eat my skinless dick, skin stin. You know what
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Speaker 1: I don't have a need skin is older for everyone
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Speaker 1: some few wholesome suit Yes, yes, skin is over. Skin
Speaker 1: is all right. Listen, we have one core. I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey, and it comes at you from Joanna
Speaker 1: House Superstar, superstar Joanna. Okay, listen, it's been a long night, Joanna.
Speaker 1: How are we closing this out? A priest? Like the
Speaker 1: topic fucking this is Joanna housemans. I don't think so honey,
Speaker 1: her time starts now. I don't think so honey. Restaurants
Speaker 1: that have live bands and don't warn you about it,
Speaker 1: what the funk? I didn't know this toughest restaurant was
Speaker 1: gonna have a fucking county growth band. I don't want
Speaker 1: to cover fucking bit. That's while I'm trying to split
Speaker 1: my fucking Calamari. Motherfucker. Having a live band that you
Speaker 1: didn't want during dinner is like getting like getting a
Speaker 1: dollar bill filled with like peanut butter, Like I don't
Speaker 1: hate peanut butter. I don't hate peanut butter. And I
Speaker 1: have my dollar bill, but my dollar bill is rendered
Speaker 1: fucking useless. I want to talk to my fucking friend
Speaker 1: Barbara about my fucking life decisions and have her saying
Speaker 1: yes girl, yes girl, But you know what I gotta
Speaker 1: do every fucking three and a half minutes. It's Bill
Speaker 1: in the counting blows finished the song, and I've got
Speaker 1: a clap at them and sucking my friend their fucking
Speaker 1: life decisions. No, you know what you've done, Bill, You've
Speaker 1: picked paradise and put up a fucking cover band in
Speaker 1: a Thomas restaurant. Motherfucker giving up for dacy destructions, Sophie
Speaker 1: Santo's cath Vernick, I want a very Cady Arms and
Speaker 1: Joanna Human. Wow you guys, Oh my god, two years
Speaker 1: I've lost culture restas. Let's do a hundred fifty more,
Speaker 1: hundred fifty more years. Thank you guys so much for
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