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Speaker 1: Act two. Here before we met Annie, the men's rights activist,

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Speaker 1: This next group is called Cocky Boys Presents. Please welcome

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Speaker 1: called Nothing Beats the Face. Wow. Please welcome Tammy Space,

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Speaker 1: Please welcome to me. Lookain what Gina, Gina, Miss Lauren

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Speaker 1: a fucking mummy. You're a ghost. You know what ghosts too?

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Speaker 1: They fucking disappear. And you know what, sometimes I have

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Speaker 1: friends Austrey, why don't you just hide your Instagram stories

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Speaker 1: big wig of it all. Oh my god, oh my god. Okay.

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Speaker 1: This next category is called the high powered Hanks. Everyone

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Speaker 1: giving up for Nick records. Alex Caca, my coguana, pan

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Speaker 1: and have some respect. It's Jeff Hillo. Yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: oh boy, oh boy boy, oh my god, he's high

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Speaker 1: powered highs I love. Alright, everyone, please welcome Nick Rucker

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Speaker 1: to the Mike. Welcome, Okay, Jack it okay, okay, Doc

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Speaker 1: Martin's okay, Doc Martins, okay, thank you. This is Nick Ruckert.

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Speaker 1: Where you're holding a piece of paper. Wow, he's gonna

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Speaker 1: be selected. And this is Nick rockerts. I don't think

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Speaker 1: so many as time starts now. I don't think so, honey,

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Speaker 1: fake clickbait headlines about people. Just what that was? That was?

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Speaker 1: That was God fucking with us. He saw this gay event,

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Speaker 1: he saw there was ship talked about, credit girl wig

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Speaker 1: and he fun with them. Mike, God, God, that's God.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna start against Nick Ruckert. I don't think so

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Speaker 1: many as time starts now, I don't think so, honey,

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Speaker 1: fake click bite headlines about real famous people. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: give you a couple of real examples. You see these

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Speaker 1: under beneath the Daily News, the list of celebrities who

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Speaker 1: allowed in show business anymore? How about She's gone fans

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Speaker 1: heartbroken after Marie Osmond leaves us forever? And and a

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Speaker 1: photo of Susan Surandon has Betty Davis with the headline

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Speaker 1: the biggest casting flubs in Hollywood history. Yeah, a photo

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Speaker 1: of David Swimmer that says eighteen stars you didn't know

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Speaker 1: committed suicide. Chris Chris Hemsworth's head shot that says celebs

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Speaker 1: you didn't know We're black five seconds, Sable one. Our

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Speaker 1: prayers are with Sally Field and my favorite, Susan Boyle

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Speaker 1: is so skinny now and looks gorgeous. Fuck you sinning.

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Speaker 1: Susan Boyle was always gorgeous. I don't think so, honey, Yeah, Susan,

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Speaker 1: it's actually a rule of culture. I'm a fifty Susanan

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Speaker 1: wil was always gorgeous. Thank you Nick, Thank you Nick,

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Speaker 1: and please now welcome to the stage, Alex. Let's go

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Speaker 1: yo fashion at heel and ship and Alex who said,

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Speaker 1: can I just draw attention? Well, I loved you just

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Speaker 1: space timing somebody into the show. Did she buy a

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Speaker 1: ticket for this or not? She did? She not have

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Speaker 1: the twenty dollars? Alright, Alex, are we doing a priest

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Speaker 1: let's topic or the troll bull? I have something, I

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Speaker 1: have something I really want to talk about. So I'm

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Speaker 1: so that Alex Caclas. I don't think so, honey. As

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Speaker 1: time starts now, I don't think so, honey. People who

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Speaker 1: post workout pigs, I don't give a think. You just

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Speaker 1: took Brittany's one forty five. That's outside go baitch, And

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Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty dollars stretch pajama panther. You just

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Speaker 1: bought Lulu Landon, but I don't think so, honey. And

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Speaker 1: for those of you motherfucker's posting sarcastically from the gym,

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Speaker 1: I want to see your sweaty house on my Instagram feed. Either.

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Speaker 1: Don't show me you're working out on Instagram, show me

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Speaker 1: the body you got from working out on Instagram. Summer

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Speaker 1: bodies are made in winter exactly, so why the fund

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Speaker 1: are you posting from crunch in February seconds. And for

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Speaker 1: I take it. Picks of the berries, Bootcamba, rub breastroom,

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Speaker 1: take your thirst shot photo in your own fucking apartments

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Speaker 1: to give it out. Taking in your own bathroom, get

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Speaker 1: your own bathroom, your own bathroom. Oh my gosh, wow,

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Speaker 1: here we go. This is Michael Food. Yes, yeah, okay, Michael.

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Speaker 1: I loving the jackets this evening. Here we go. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Michael is going to be pre selected or trollball, It's

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Speaker 1: gonna be pre selected. Thank you, thank you, and Michael

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Speaker 1: Focus says, I don't think so, honey. His time starts now.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Actual ghosts, you're done. Get

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Speaker 1: out of our apartments, get out of our office buildings,

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Speaker 1: get out of our movies. Get out of my asshole.

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Speaker 1: Every time I have sleep, realysis, I think some ghosts

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Speaker 1: trying to crawl up my whole. Get out. It's done,

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Speaker 1: We're over it. You have unfinished business. I've never finished anything. Seconds.

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Speaker 1: All right, your time is done. Move on, get the

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Speaker 1: funk over it? Alright? What the most loving portrayal of

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Speaker 1: a ghost was? Patrick Swayzy and ghost? Let Demi move on?

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Speaker 1: My fifteen seconds? Why you're gonna show up and ruin

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Speaker 1: her pottery? Yes, Annie, you're in danger of a screepy

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Speaker 1: X five second. Let her move on. You're done, You're dead.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry it was hard. Move on. That's that's one

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Speaker 1: big us, you know. Thank you. It's actually rule of

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Speaker 1: culture number twenty two. Let Demni move on. Time's up,

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Speaker 1: Time's up. Ghost, Let's Demi move on. Time's up? Ghost?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you. Michael. Now, please welcome Todd,

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Speaker 1: and here we go. I'm loving the show. Todd fashion

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Speaker 1: dot Com eight dollars eight dollars for ever twenty one

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Speaker 1: in Oh you didn't think it existed? It did look harder.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's been around, Okay, alright, what are we thinking? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm selected and this is his I don't think

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Speaker 1: so many as time starts now, I don't think so. Honey,

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Speaker 1: the troll bowl. You people paid money to get in here.

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Speaker 1: You don't want us to prepare. No, somehow you want

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Speaker 1: all these dirty improv people to go out in the alley,

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Speaker 1: smoke their marijuana cigarettes and have a paper pulled out.

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Speaker 1: So then I have to make fun of something I love,

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Speaker 1: like Rue McClanahan, who is clearly a treasure, the most

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Speaker 1: underrated golden girl and dead and how dare you put

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Speaker 1: her in there? I do not. Also, this is a

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Speaker 1: podcast gay children. Years from now we'll be listening to this.

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Speaker 1: Shouldn't we cure in our thoughts for them? Children? Awaill

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Speaker 1: listen where seconds I come from the world of musical theater.

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Speaker 1: It's a prepared art form. So when I show up,

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Speaker 1: I know my lines, I know my spacing, and I

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Speaker 1: know my harmonies, which is usually tend her to the

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Speaker 1: most chromatic of harmonies. But let's be honest. I'm usually

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Speaker 1: a soloist, Todd, she can hear you, she can argue,

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Speaker 1: she's really young. Usually a soloist. Usually a soloists biopic,

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Speaker 1: Usually a soloist. All right, everyone, strap yourself in. It's

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Speaker 1: time for Jeff Hello. Oh boy, Jeff Heller. Those shoes shoes,

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Speaker 1: did this. This phone is too big for my front pockets,

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Speaker 1: so I'm putting in my back line. I like the

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Speaker 1: troll ball. Please prepare this, butch alright, my gods in

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Speaker 1: the basement about christadis let's go there. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Well you asked for it. No, it's gonna be bad.

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Speaker 1: Here's what you're getting your think. So trollball topic is

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Speaker 1: Anna pack win and your time starts now? And a

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Speaker 1: packlin you winning an oscar when you're nine? I don't

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Speaker 1: think so, Hanny. I believe in work, Okay. I believe

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Speaker 1: that I am over forty years old and I haven't

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Speaker 1: had my fucking break yet. Okay, I'm not just some

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Speaker 1: woonderkin from New fucking zeal And. O Hey, I can't

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Speaker 1: take my medio their talent and be on a ten

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Speaker 1: season long HBO show talking about how I'm a fairy.

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Speaker 1: I'm a real fairy, motherfucker. I'm not gonna marry my

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Speaker 1: gorgeous co star, and then pose on the front of entertainment.

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Speaker 1: Wait a second, draped in blood well naked? Hey my

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Speaker 1: body like people? Shut I met a minute, Chip Killer

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Speaker 1: Brown high powered? Oh my god, didn't he urt house

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Speaker 1: to call Michael Folk Todd one upon I and Jupiller.

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Speaker 1: Can you guys do one more group? I hope so?

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Speaker 1: Because this is dainty destruction. Give it up for Sophie Santos,

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Speaker 1: cat birda I know, and bey Katie Hartman, I Madam

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Speaker 1: Joanna Houseman. Okay, Wow, Wow, Wow, Okay, ladies, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Sophie Santos take the mic. Let's get ready, y'all's Sophie,

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Speaker 1: I see a nope, I see a note pad in

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Speaker 1: a pocket. But are we gonna do pre selected or trouball?

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do pre select selected? Okay, thank you. This

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Speaker 1: is Sophie sante Is. I don't think so hony. Her

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Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so honey. The shape

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Speaker 1: of water? What is wrong with you people in this

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Speaker 1: beastially fucking bullshit? I mean, we can't get a lesbian

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Speaker 1: on screen for more than five fucking seconds about killing

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Speaker 1: her ass. But then a woman wants a day of

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Speaker 1: fish and we're sitting in the goddamn clouds. I don't

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Speaker 1: think so, honey. Octavia Spencer has the goal to be like, well,

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Speaker 1: how do you have sex? If he doesn't have as

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Speaker 1: she's fucking an amphibian. And if I just want you

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Speaker 1: to know that you don't have to have a penis

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Speaker 1: to have sex, think so, hi? And well, we are

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Speaker 1: talking about Octavia Spencer. Can we just give her a

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Speaker 1: goddamn leading role for once? So? I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I just want to say that if

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Speaker 1: you want to see a human fuck of fish, then

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Speaker 1: go watch Splash. I don't think so, honey. The shame

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Speaker 1: of more like a chase of water, thank you. And

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Speaker 1: that's what's it's actually a rule of culture number four.

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Speaker 1: You want to see a human fucking fish wash Splash?

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Speaker 1: Do it up for cat Burn? Okay, cat, what's gonna be.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a little pretty select cat Burtis. I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, I don't

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Speaker 1: think so, honey. The U s Secret Service. You all

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Speaker 1: did not do all those situps and avoid all that

581
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Speaker 1: weed to take a bullet for instant pot Shitler seriously

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Speaker 1: intense amounts of pressure from a hot bowl a mush. Look,

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Speaker 1: you took an oath to defend America from all threats

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Speaker 1: for and and domestic. And look he is both. If

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Speaker 1: he had a hand and he further up his ass,

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Speaker 1: he'd have to move into a basement apartment under Susan

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Speaker 1: and Gordon and y'all can stop checking my LinkedIn every

588
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Speaker 1: time I tweet at the President. He loves to go

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Speaker 1: get fucked. He says it all the time. And do

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Speaker 1: I need false hope when I see that somebody with

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Speaker 1: the Occupation Agent checked my page? No, I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: Five seconds? Do you want to be the reason we

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Speaker 1: get years two through eight under Hitler? Two electric boogaloo?

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Speaker 1: Should you resist the urge to duck? I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: Can Okay, here we go. That's a big grace by

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Speaker 1: I had a beering io. I see you, I see you,

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Speaker 1: see you, We see each other. Okay, So let me

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Speaker 1: ask you a question. Now that we've established that much,

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Speaker 1: are we gonna do a pre selected topic. Are we

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Speaker 1: diving into the trouball io? I had a pre selected

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Speaker 1: but I got it to the truth. Yeah, got, I'll

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Speaker 1: do the trouble. No, iowa a beery your trouble. I

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Speaker 1: don't think the money topic is God. People refer to

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Speaker 1: themselves as guys girls, and your time starts now. I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, people refer themselves as guy's girls. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no, I'm not letting the patriarchy do that to you.

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Speaker 1: So wow. First of all, a gender is a social construct.

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Speaker 1: A Second of all, it doesn't make you cooler. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't make you seem more down to earth. Whatever. Everybody's

610
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Speaker 1: freaking out on the inside. There's picture to fry, there's

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Speaker 1: nukes going on. You love yourself, okay, you don't have

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Speaker 1: to be a guy's girl. You can be a girl's girl.

613
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Speaker 1: You can be a guy's guy. It doesn't matter today.

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Speaker 1: So you're not gonna be cool by playing caught and

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Speaker 1: drinking Red Bull and eating just exclusively Cheetos and Tacos,

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Speaker 1: bell carry your body, love yourself, South camerasciute, and I

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Speaker 1: loving soul. I sollo, I'll take good slow guys. Please,

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