WEBVTT - Mighty Fine 0:00:00.000 --> 0:00:03.000 We're not recording it because you had a small panic attack. 0:00:02.759 --> 0:00:05.400 So and we can't record. We can't record this for you. 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:07.840 No no, no, no, no no no no. Andrew was ready 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:12.840 to start making money, YouTube money, but then Scott decided, 0:00:13.160 --> 0:00:15.880 oh my god, the last time the lights were on 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:17.520 me and I just didn't feel like it was a 0:00:17.560 --> 0:00:18.320 good episode. 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:21.520 It's too hot. Anytime we recorded for video, it's not 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:22.400 a good episode. 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:25.280 It sucks. So you yell at me when I record it, 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:27.520 and when I don't record it, you're asking why I'm 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:30.040 not recording it. That's right. Can you make up your mind? 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:35.280 Because you can't. I'll just say it, you can't make it. 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:38.960 I guess for you. 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:39.600 What's gonna be? 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:52.440 Well, tell you what's sair? Regular subject. 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:56.280 Nobody heard anything you said. Nobody heard anything. 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:58.600 You know what. I don't care because at least I'm 0:00:58.640 --> 0:00:59.880 speaking into some void. 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:02.000 All I know is I had a nice weekend. Hope 0:01:02.000 --> 0:01:04.880 you all did out there. This is Serial Killers, the 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:07.720 serial podcast where we talk about cereal and we eat 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:09.280 it and we try it. Because if it sucks, you 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:11.920 don't have to. We're saving you four bucks every time 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:13.320 you listen. What are you rolling your eyes? 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:16.080 From I'm rolling my eyes because I'm over here thinking 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:19.679 inside the box, Andrew, You're never going to catch on 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:24.360 a B. People could have watched this episode and now 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:26.840 they can't. You have taken that away from that. 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:27.440 It's not true. 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:31.160 It's converting in my computer. It's converting. I can't do it. 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:33.480 Do not right now because I will get up and 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:34.959 I will punch you in your face. 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:38.959 Anyway, this is a non violent podcast. Danielle was supposed 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:42.160 to be here. She screwed us twice. So the cereal 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:45.360 you were supposed to get two episodes ago, you ain't 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:47.520 getting yet. Because I don't know where Danielle is. I 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:48.720 hope nothing bad happened. 0:01:48.800 --> 0:01:49.639 Maybe she's busy. 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:52.240 She's not responding to my text, so she's not joining 0:01:52.240 --> 0:01:53.840 the zoom room that she knew was supposed to be 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:55.280 at ten o'clock right after the show. 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:56.400 But Hi, she's not here. 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:58.280 Don't eat that old cereal from the last episode. 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:01.040 That's grossough fo good. 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:03.680 So basically I had to just throw something together for 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:06.560 this episode too. It's going to be crap because what 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:09.640 you think that it's so easy to just do stuff? 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:12.920 Are not a martyr A You say that all the time. No, 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:14.079 I'm not, but it's different. 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:20.480 You have twenty six different cereals down there. Not true. 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:24.600 I'm looking at the cereal there's four and they aren't ready. 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:27.120 I have one over there. You have some down there. 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:29.440 You don't understand are they not ready? You don't understand 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:31.840 how to keep them like prepared, specially to keep them 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:33.160 on ice, and then you take them out. 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:35.080 You don't understand how this works. I like to have 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:37.360 like sound effects and commercials and stuff ready to go. 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:40.280 You can't keep going with that because you always say 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:42.440 if I was more prepared, I would have had commercials 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:45.040 and stuff. Freddy, you never have it ready? Ever? 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:46.120 You want newer classic? 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:47.320 Andrew? Am I wrong? 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:48.720 Do you want to start with newer classics? 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:49.239 Am I wrong? 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:50.600 Do you want to start with newer classic? 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:52.200 I would like to start with classic? Great? 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:54.799 Going down to the cereal sack angrily. 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:57.679 Good because I'm calling you out because every I guess 0:02:57.840 --> 0:02:59.640 what you know what you get because you're being a 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:01.639 pretty what Barbara? 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:06.320 All right, so suck it. You get Barbara today their 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:11.160 original multi grain spoonfuls, and they're barbarous. Wow, enjoy Andrew. 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:12.720 That's what you yet for being mean to. 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:15.520 Me I'm not being mean. I'm just being realistic. You 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:18.799 like to talk a big game about how prepared you are. Oh, 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:21.160 I just didn't have enough time for this. You know, 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:24.280 when I'm coming into record episodes and you don't have 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:27.880 commercials or sound effects or anything prepared, you search in 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:31.560 this so true. I have solid minute every time looking 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:33.320 for things. You go, oh my god, it was all 0:03:33.320 --> 0:03:33.680 mixed up. 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:35.520 I don't know where when people do not want to 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:38.320 hear us fight. I have stuff ready for the Danielle episode, 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:40.960 but she's not here, so I have nothing ready for 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:42.760 this episode, which wasn't even prepared. 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:45.360 So let me guess for Danielle's episode, because I know 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:48.080 exactly what the cereal is. Huh. Let me guess the 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:51.000 strenuous work that you had to put in, the hard 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:52.680 work that we should all be bowing down to you, 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:57.880 is what the Star Wars sound. Nope, okay, all right, 0:03:58.080 --> 0:04:00.320 when the Star Wars sound plays, I'm gonna you know, 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:02.160 it's not even there to be like, oh my god, 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:03.880 how are you so strong and brave? 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:05.360 And now you just gave it away. 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:05.840 Andrew. 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:07.480 It was a big cereal secret. 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:11.280 It's not a serial secret. It's not a thing. It 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:13.520 was does this have dried blueberries in it? 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:15.360 I hope it does, and I hope you vomit all 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:17.080 over the place, and I hope you choke on it 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:19.679 and have allergic reactions. Oh okay, that's a little bit extreme, 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:22.760 but thank you. No, I don't want you to die. 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:24.599 I just want you to be uncomfortable for a little while. 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:27.080 Oh, thank you so much. Sure that happened to me 0:04:27.120 --> 0:04:31.920 the other day. When I ate when peach your is come, 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:35.120 I can actually they come from a can in it 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:39.200 can from a can in a can. No, I ate it. 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:40.800 You could. I could get my sister on the phone 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:42.599 right now and she'll tell you. It got real bad. 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:44.560 My whole eyes were swelling. It looked like Hitch. 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:46.359 But here's the thing. I don't know what Hitch is. 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:47.120 Here's the thing. 0:04:47.240 --> 0:04:50.000 How do you not know Hitch? The Will Smith. 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:52.640 Movie with ether yea Yeah, yeah, I thought that was 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:53.839 the kid from the Share movie. 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:57.400 The Share movie, Yeah, Rocky Dennis. What was that? 0:04:57.520 --> 0:04:57.760 God? 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:00.440 Are you talking about the one with the guy and 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:04.160 he has the face? Yeah, that was Hitch. No, what 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:06.359 are you talking about? I don't know? Are you ready? 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:08.400 These are strangely shape? I don't even know what shape 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:10.279 of this is. It's a lot to be checks but 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:13.240 it's much flatter. It looks like bottom of shoe. 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:14.080 It does. 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:15.279 This is some cool footprints. 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:15.719 You're ready? 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:18.760 Here we go, Barbara. 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:21.200 I like it. I do a little bit sweet. It 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:23.320 doesn't taste like blueberry, it all. It tastes like life. 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:26.239 Why would it chaste like blueberry because the box is blue, 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:27.840 doesn't it take blueberry on it? 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:29.880 No, it's a multi grain spoonfuls. 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:31.240 Those are just the mascots. 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:33.600 Oh I thought it was a blueberry cereal. It's getting 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:35.800 ready for it? No? Oh yeah, I like it. I 0:05:35.839 --> 0:05:39.360 give it three balls, not bab not my favorite, but 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:39.760 not bad. 0:05:39.920 --> 0:05:41.800 By the way, this episode would have been really good 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:44.560 if we recorded the video, because you know, people would 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:45.240 have liked to watch this. 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:48.240 Well, maybe if you stop self sabotaging us every time, 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.640 because all of a sudden, while we're doing something, you're like, 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:51.680 this just isn't good. 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:52.440 This just isn't good. 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:53.480 Can you turn the cameras up? 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:53.800 Please? 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:55.200 You do it every time. 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:57.479 I will give this three bowls and a spoon. This 0:05:57.560 --> 0:05:59.560 is a pretty good cereal and it also comes in 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:00.599 maple sugar. 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:02.400 Haven't seen it? Would you like to try it. Yeah, 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:06.559 I would. Can you just admit that you sabotage us? 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:09.040 Why would I sabotage something that I love? You don't 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:10.840 care about this. You're the one that sabotaged. 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:13.320 I have to put it on YouTube, the one that 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:15.599 we recorded. You go, I hope that video goes nowhere. 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:16.280 I hated it. 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:18.520 I never said that, Yes you did. I didn't say 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:20.520 I hope it goes nowhere. I said, don't post it 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:21.239 because it sucks. 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:24.080 Okay, great, So you're admitting that you don't want the 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:27.279 video posted after you have been on my butt four 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:29.719 weeks saying did you record this one? Did you record 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:30.320 this one? The one? 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:30.560 I do? 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:34.240 Record you? For some reason? I guess maybe your makeup 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:36.679 wasn't right. I don't know. You're not wearing the right clothes. 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:38.920 You decided that wasn't good. 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:40.880 The thing is, we're hyping it up and hyping it up, 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:42.039 and then it's a crap one. 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:43.720 That's all I'm saying. At least go. 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:47.520 Nobody is looking start strong, That's all I'm saying. 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:50.320 The people who are listening to this podcast for over 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:53.400 one hundred and thirty five episodes are just happy to 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:54.800 see us and our faces down. 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:56.680 Yes, but the people that have never heard of us 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:58.440 before and are watching it for the first time, we're 0:06:58.440 --> 0:06:59.960 going to be like, what is this crap? 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.920 If it's a bad episode, nobody cares. No, they care. 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:05.240 That's how people get famous on YouTube because they care. 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:07.440 So you're telling me that people who do muck bogs 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:10.320 and literally eat like forty two pounds of like cheese. 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:12.800 It's those people really have to care that much about 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:13.360 their image. 0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:14.239 Nobody cares. 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:15.920 But they're doing a specialty. 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:16.800 And this is not a specialty. 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:18.920 We're sitting and eating cereal. There's a thousand of these. 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:21.000 Little Johnny down the Street has one. 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:22.440 Down the street. 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:25.360 Yeah, down the Ste's got one on YouTube. All right, 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:26.440 let's move on to the new cereal. 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:27.120 You ready? 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:29.000 Yeah, you're gonna yell at me because it's a Kashi. 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:33.640 But it's brand new. It's new, cool, brand new. Great 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:38.160 alf it's like multi grain. Nope, not at all. Apple 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:41.680 Loops Nope. Ready, yep, if it was Apple Loops, that'd 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:42.360 be pretty awesome. 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:43.480 Okay, so it's an Apple. 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:46.160 See, I want to get your throat to close up, 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:50.560 So I'm pulling out Kashi by Kids Organic. 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:54.040 Berry super Loops. You were close they're berry loops. Great. 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:58.080 They also come in chocolate. Maybe that's next time. Okay, yeah, 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:00.360 I mean there's no fruit in it. Well there's picture 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:02.240 of a strawberry. 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:03.040 Yeah, some good. 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:04.080 It's organic. 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:04.480 Great? 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:07.640 Oh, hold on, let's do this. May I have an adjective? 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:08.520 Do you know what that is? 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:08.920 Yes? 0:08:09.040 --> 0:08:09.800 Okay? Could I have one? 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:11.800 Um? Make it funny, eddie? 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:13.160 Well, what's the sentence? 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:15.000 I can't tell you. Just give me an adjective? 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:16.760 Uh? You do? 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:17.480 You do that one? 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:17.720 No? 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:19.840 Give me an adjuntve no, you do it? I can't? 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:25.600 Are you serious? Describe a shiny what shiny? Shiny? Give me? Uh? 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:32.640 Your best friend, Scott yay? An activity eating a verb 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:35.400 angrily or angry. 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:36.160 It's an action. 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:38.920 Yeah, angry is an adjective. 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:43.920 So angrily is a verb. Okay. Place the serial killer's 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:51.959 vault activity in past tense murdered, burped. Okay, great, we'll 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:53.320 go with murdered. I'll do murdered. 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:56.920 No, no, murdered used your burp as a sound effect. 0:08:57.040 --> 0:09:04.360 Murdered exotic location the serial killer sack. That's great, an 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:07.000 encouraging phrase. You can do it. 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:08.400 Let's put this on YouTube. 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:12.520 Okay, I told you we should. No, you didn't best 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:14.880 friend again. I'll just put my name in there again. 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:20.000 Why an adjective is this? We're almost almost done? Adjective happy? 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:22.760 That's an adjective. I don't know. Isn't that a verb? 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:26.240 You can't noun as a person plays her thing. Yes, 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:28.240 a verb is in action. A verb is an action, 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:31.600 and an adjective explains something. So you can be happy, 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:32.120 all right? 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:37.679 Whatever? Happily I think say berry or chocolate berry? Okay? 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:39.760 Did you just throw up? Yeah? Okay? 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:41.319 And a day of the week. 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:43.040 What's today? Today's Friday? 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:44.080 Right? Or today Monday? 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:46.400 Monday? Today is Monday? Oh y, today's Monday? 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:47.360 All right, So let's say Monday. 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:50.240 You ready? Yeah, create your super day. 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:52.320 It's on the back of the box. You can do 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:54.640 this too at home. Today is going to be the 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:58.480 shiniest day ever. Scott called and said, let's go eating 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:05.240 super I angrily? What super angrily? That doesn't make sense. 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:06.520 You screwed up. 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:09.520 That's a verb. You are in charge of this. You 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:11.440 should have done it. You just wasted a solid like 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:12.520 twenty six minutes. 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:16.440 First we met at the serial killer's vault and murdered 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:19.680 our way through all the way to the serial killers 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:22.520 sack for a moment. We didn't think it was possible, 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:25.400 but we kept telling each other. Let's put this on YouTube. 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:27.920 Anything is possible when you put your mind to it 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:31.480 and you fuel your body with super nutrition. Thanks to 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:35.480 my Scott Happy Attitude and Kashi berry loops, Monday was 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:36.160 a super day. 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:40.160 Wow, that was great, so good. We're glad we wasted 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:41.319 all that time, so happy. 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:42.280 All right, let's open it up. 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:45.760 Are we doing two cereals this episode? Nope? 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:48.520 I love when the machine like seals the bag on 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:50.640 one of the loops and it's just a mushy mess 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:53.000 and now it's not air tight and it's probably soggy. 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:54.240 I'm gonna give you that one. 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:57.760 Okay, cool? Thanks? You have any empty cups. 0:10:57.559 --> 0:11:03.360 Over there now you're out? Yeah, they look interesting. They 0:11:03.400 --> 0:11:05.240 look like just plain loops and they just like blue 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:10.560 some red stuff on it, I mean, pink stuff. Smells nice, 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:12.120 smells erry delicious. 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:15.480 Please don't what happened? You're not starting to use the 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:16.480 word berry delicious. 0:11:16.520 --> 0:11:18.839 Please don't spill milk on my Ikia coupon. I have 0:11:18.880 --> 0:11:21.280 to go there later. I need a nightstand for my 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:23.680 daughter Ashley. Oh nice, I look, I got a birthday 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:25.440 coupon there, I got a free yogurt and ten dollars 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:26.959 off ready. 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:34.480 I don't I like it off for you. It's got 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:37.640 a great strawberry flavor, the same way I think that 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:40.320 you didn't like coffee in the last episode. I'm not 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:43.800 a fan of this like overly sweet. It's not overly sweet. 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:44.800 I think it is. It's not. 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:46.000 It tastes like a strawberry. 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:47.640 It doesn't taste like a strawberry. 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:49.520 It tastes like a dried strawberry. And they put it 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:51.360 on a griter. First of all, why did you say 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:53.800 strawberry whatever? Because I know it makes you angry. Sometimes 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:55.920 you go for like a mid Atlantic accent, like I 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:58.440 really think you might be a descendant of like Jackie 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:00.800 Kennedy on Nassis. Why is that going shaving her legs 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:01.280 in her car? 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:04.440 Let it just be knowing? Wow, who would ever go 0:12:04.520 --> 0:12:06.679 to a store and then just start razoring themselves? 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:08.839 You can't go down, You can only go with the brain. 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:11.760 This commercial was made pre COVID because. 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:14.400 It definitely was. Did you see her just ooh? No, man, 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:16.640 no girl has a leg that Harry. 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:18.960 The Flawless New Razor. We are not a fan of 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:19.640 your commercial. 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:22.160 No, I did like that belly button, but other than that, 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:23.640 I don't understand this commercial at all. 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:26.680 You liked her belly button, Yeah, you're a weird dude. 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:28.079 You know, if you stick your finger really far in 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:30.120 your belly button, you'll hit your brain. Try it later. 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:32.480 How if my brain is up here, idiot? 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:34.520 Because it's attached. There's a thing in your belly button. 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:36.640 Your umbilical cord goes up to your brain. My mom 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:39.040 always made me worry that my belly button could become 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:41.080 untied and so like, and. 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:42.000 Then you would have an audie. 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:45.200 No, your whole stomach would just open. Oh yeah, I 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:48.600 need that because because what would happen is like when 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:50.440 you would clean your belly button, she'd be like, don't 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:52.959 press too hard, otherwise your belly button won't will unravel. 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:53.240 Yeah. 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:55.160 No, I just say it's gonna stab your brain, because 0:12:55.160 --> 0:12:56.920 that's what it feels like if you push in too. 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:59.080 Hard and twirl. Why would I I don't do that. 0:12:59.360 --> 0:12:59.600 I do. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:02.319 I'm not surprised you need to clean your belly button. 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:04.960 You also smell your belly button afterwards. Yes, I want 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:08.679 to make sure it's clean. It's gross. It is your 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:11.040 body it's you yet taking blood. 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:12.840 You're like, well that's different. 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:16.720 I can't do that. Yeah, but still you're even Okay, 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:20.120 that's what I'm saying. So smelling belly button limp, that's natural, 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:21.359 is it? 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:26.040 That's internal though I can't deal with internal things. 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:29.199 Your belly button lint has to come from some points. 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:31.120 But it's not in under your skin. Four bowls for 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:34.680 this cereal. I like it very super Loops from Kashi 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:35.720 by Kids Organic. 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:37.640 It's a long name. Two bowls. Not a fan. 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:41.559 And the milk is like strawberry Quick. Try it, okay, uhuh? 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:44.680 It tastes salty. It's not salty, Yeah it does. Maybe 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:49.040 it's seltzery? Is it seltzery? Andrew Seltzer saying it like 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:52.160 that because you're a jerk. You've been a jerk this 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:54.000 whole episode. It started when you were. 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:58.800 Like, stop recording. What instrument is that? The belly bongo? 0:13:59.080 --> 0:13:59.240 Right? 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:01.360 All right? He got it back. That's nice. 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:04.280 COVID did wonders for you. So let's grab another one 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:09.280 from our friend down in Floorider, David, he's in Palm Coast. 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:10.000 Nice. 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:11.480 This will be the second box of crap. 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:13.560 Do you remember when Floorider was like an artist that 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:16.200 we all actively listened to. Yeah, that's funny. 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:18.440 I remember the time that my mom was driving in 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:21.680 Florida with my dad and Florida came on the radio 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:23.840 and my dad called me and said, how does this 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:26.960 car radio know that we're in Florida. 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:29.600 I actually listened to some Florida songs on the way here, 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:32.200 and I went back and said to myself, how did 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:34.320 we all think that this was good? 0:14:35.000 --> 0:14:37.160 Because everything at the time is good. And you look 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:38.680 back on him, go, oh, okay. 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:40.840 What he was rapping about though? You literally he just 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:42.360 put words together. That's fine. 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:43.560 No one listens to the word We're. 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:46.640 Like masking a glass, doing big with your big fat 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:50.000 want to get a piece of your open the door 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:52.560 and then just put like a song from the eighties 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:54.200 behind it, and he just remixed. 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:55.560 It and I was a huge hit. Yeah, it was 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:58.960 good feeling. He had sugar, he had right round. 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:03.120 David, thank you for the green Wise peanut butter cocoa dots. 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:05.960 So this is good. I'm so sorry. What can you 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:08.080 just say it again? Because I did not even come 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:10.280 close to hearing the title of the cereal. 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:14.680 Greenwise is the brand, it is public's, it's the organic brand. Yeah, 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:18.960 it's called peanut butter Choco dots. Okay, Now do you 0:15:19.000 --> 0:15:20.840 remember dots, the candy. 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:21.480 Yeah. 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:23.680 I loved people that gave them out on Halloween. I 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:26.200 would throw them back at their house. That's so rude. 0:15:26.280 --> 0:15:29.400 I mean, dots were decent. You would eat more paper 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:31.720 than actual candy. But do you know that one time 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:34.360 my daughter Cooper, when she was maybe two or three, 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:36.520 we were trick or treating and somebody gave her a 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:40.080 Mary Jane. You know what that is? No, the little 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:43.080 hard rectangle candies, the little peanut butter like now giddy 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:48.520 hard candies, okay from the sorry, from the twenties and thirties. 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:51.600 They're really old, you know yea, And they still make 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:53.920 them and they're cheap as hell, and so people buy 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:56.080 them and give them out for Halloween. And Cooper got 0:15:56.080 --> 0:15:58.520 one and she threw it at the house and she goes, 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:01.440 I fart on your house and she walked away angrily. 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:05.720 Yeah that's your daughter. This sure was so the last 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:08.640 time that our friend David sent us a cereal from Greenwise, 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:10.760 we didn't like it. It was in the Cinnamon Squares 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:13.680 episode and it was the one that was really awful Okay, 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:16.040 so I'm hoping this one fares a little bit better. 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:20.880 Dah booty da bood do booty do boody. What about 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:23.920