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Speaker 1: So who do you like? But I mean, there's gonna

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, let me explain. So I take it to disc.

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Speaker 1: They look great, coach, And then at first I thought

416
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 1: they look nicer than what was he gonna say about?

417
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 1: Nicer than his bike tires? They look trying to get goods.

418
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 1: Just talk, just talk. They look nicer than your car. True,

419
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 1: I mean I thought you only got one replaced? No,

420
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:39,240
Speaker 1: I need it all. That was brutal for you, dude.

421
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 1: Is that a funny bit? You take a bicycle up

422
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,359
Speaker 1: to one of these tire places and say, hey, I

423
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:47,560
Speaker 1: need my tires change. Is that a funny bit? Try it?

424
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:53,080
Speaker 1: I'll write that down for audio. He's doing it. No, no, no, no, no,

425
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,640
Speaker 1: you take your bike? Can you get my tires rotated?

426
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:59,679
Speaker 1: Are we talking about? Are we talking about CMA and

427
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 1: he at all? But hold on going back to USA?

428
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,360
Speaker 1: Can you bet them to lose? They are minus one

429
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 1: in the group stage, Like where how far they can get?

430
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 1: I'm not betting against my own country. There minus one

431
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,959
Speaker 1: fifty to lose in the group stage. Whales is minus

432
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,719
Speaker 1: one five. Okay, so that's not that. So it's between

433
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 1: them and Wales who's gonna make it? Because England is

434
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,920
Speaker 1: not is not even an option to lose in the

435
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,080
Speaker 1: group stage. Well, I'm gonna get freedom fries. I'm betting

436
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 1: against the USA. I'm not either freedom fries over fish

437
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 1: and chips. I'll get the burger. How about some freedom fries, sir?

438
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,679
Speaker 1: Would you like curly or straight freedom fries? All right?

439
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 1: Squid getting with me, sir, I'm just gonna give you

440
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,640
Speaker 1: some food freedom fries. I said, that was a great

441
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 1: time in American Are we going to talk about c

442
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,399
Speaker 1: M A Fax Now? You wanta talking about them? Right

443
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:52,879
Speaker 1: out to this good commercial? Go for it letter rip Eddie,

444
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 1: you take the one. My what was fun to me

445
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 1: is actually rolling with Lunchbox and being able to see

446
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,639
Speaker 1: how he creates his ideas for audio. How does he

447
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,840
Speaker 1: do it? Because everybody just thinks, oh what ends up

448
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 1: on the Bobby Bones Show is the only time he

449
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: did a funny audio. The whole time is wheels are spinning.

450
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 1: He's thinking of audio. We spent we rolled down, we're

451
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,439
Speaker 1: in the uber, you know, we're all f and around.

452
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,919
Speaker 1: He's recording other stuff. I think at one point we

453
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 1: were like dicking with Stu Scooba Steve and he was

454
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 1: recording but it wasn't funny, so he deleted it. Or

455
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 1: one time he thought he was he thought he was

456
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 1: recording with Peyton Manning. Then he had to steal somebody

457
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 1: else's video, Parker McCallum. But he wasn't recording. But here's

458
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: the deal. But yeah, we saw Peyton. Here's the deal

459
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 1: before we get the best. But but but don't you

460
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: want to enjoy the awards? Like, don't you want to

461
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,360
Speaker 1: like look back and and think, oh, man, I had

462
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 1: fun at the awards because you just record the whole time.

463
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,439
Speaker 1: I had a blast. You're constantly just recording and I

464
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 1: actually realized something very that was glaring. I don't know

465
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 1: if anybody else realized it. What the awards themselves and

466
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 1: a lot of the people they're boring a f You

467
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 1: know what was fun? Us f thing with everybody. Every

468
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 1: drink that was handed our way. That's fun. Do you though, dude,

469
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 1: how funny is it going? You just asked me, do

470
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,240
Speaker 1: you want to look back and remember you had fun?

471
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,399
Speaker 1: And guess what? I had fun? Is it fun? Getting

472
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 1: kicked out? We didn't get kicked out, though, I mean

473
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,120
Speaker 1: if we waited another couple of minutes would have been booted. Yeah,

474
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 1: sec they knew who what you were doing. I remember

475
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 1: walking into you guys while you were doing your thing, like, oh,

476
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: look it's John Party, and I saw two security guards.

477
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 1: Look at you guys like sharks in the water. Dude,

478
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 1: we physically grabbed Parker McCollum. One y'all did John Party?

479
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: Morgan Wallen, Kelsey Ballerini. I didn't touch her, but I

480
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,159
Speaker 1: was one ft away from her. She didn't give me

481
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: the tongue. The tongue stick out, so I think that's like, Hey,

482
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:47,120
Speaker 1: it's one that's like, that's that's she wanted to make

483
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 1: out with you. Dude, No, that's a You guys aren't

484
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,120
Speaker 1: annoying me. No, that's like I want to French kiss you.

485
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,399
Speaker 1: But dude, we don't add that extra that whole thing.

486
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 1: Do you like this tongue? Yeah? You like what you see,

487
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 1: which you like it inside of your mouth. Let's make out, hey,

488
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:06,120
Speaker 1: that whole thing the three hours or whatever at Smorgus board,

489
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 1: the stuff that is boring a f and if you

490
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 1: don't add the ingredient of us the picture. Hey, get

491
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 1: over there, sir, Hey, man, get over there. Stand guys

492
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: like directing us around, bossing us around, So we had

493
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 1: to make fun of it. We're like reading from the teleprompter.

494
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: You're not Peyton Manning stop reading for the telepropect like

495
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:29,400
Speaker 1: welcome to Maybe that's how he lost his voice. Well,

496
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: i'll tell you when it started out with a bang.

497
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 1: When we had two ubers coming to the station, Baller

498
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 1: and we're just like, all right, I guess I'll get

499
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 1: in this one. I'll get in this one, and we're driving.

500
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: Left me behind. Man, No, you said we'll stay. You

501
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 1: said you didn't have room for me. We had you

502
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 1: had room for two more. When when I knew we

503
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 1: were gonna get I couldn't leave the girls there. I

504
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 1: knew it was gonna be dick around fest and I

505
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: was like, I ain't got time for the girls. I'm

506
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,439
Speaker 1: rolling with the dogs because I know these guys are

507
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 1: about to be hanging out with one window. Hey girl,

508
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,360
Speaker 1: you need to plus five. I mean that a girl

509
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: would be running by coach wearing a tube topping shorts

510
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: and brothers like, hey man, I might need a plus one.

511
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 1: I mean coach. It was NonStop for about ten blocks

512
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: and the driver had no idea what was going on.

513
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,919
Speaker 1: He I mean no personality, did not laugh at all,

514
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,239
Speaker 1: didn't have any fun. I told him multiple times, hey man,

515
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: let's go ahead and get some music going, no music,

516
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 1: it was it was silent. It was dead tis so

517
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: Ray pulls out his phone and starts playing music. Of course, dude,

518
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: you know about rolling down and we're just rolling dirtied out,

519
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 1: murdered out with Blazer. I want to know who's the

520
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: first person that spotted Peyton me baller. So the bus

521
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: set his name on it. No, it did not, I

522
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 1: saw it. The door was open. Oh if it's closed,

523
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:51,199
Speaker 1: it says his name on it was open. And the

524
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 1: driver which is gonna drop us off at the far

525
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 1: end of the arena, and we're like, no, dude, like

526
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 1: we have a pass, you can go right down this

527
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: road and he's like, I don't want to get stuck. Hey,

528
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:01,439
Speaker 1: dumb us driver wanted to drop his off in an

529
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 1: empty parking lot with two dumpsters. I was like, this

530
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: is CMA Awards Mother where v I p mother Mustard

531
00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:10,360
Speaker 1: And Scuba is like, if you get stuck, I will

532
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,640
Speaker 1: tip you an extra forty. He goes, I'm not going

533
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: down that road, dude. Scooba pulls out some money real quick.

534
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 1: It's funny, and Scooba was like, dude, if you get stuck,

535
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 1: forty dollars cash right here. He goes, pull up those

536
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,199
Speaker 1: security guards and they will let you die on that

537
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 1: road with no cars, and he goes, I don't want

538
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 1: to do it, and Scooba goes, just try it. Let

539
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: us write down that road and we're driving. He said no,

540
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: like hardcore two times, but just try it worked. We

541
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: had seven dudes behind him yell you guys, are like,

542
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I think he felt a little threatened. I

543
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 1: think he felt a little intimidation. Some of the audio

544
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 1: I was rolling and Lunch was rolling, you can hear

545
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: us where Scooba was like, guys, I'm trying to talk

546
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 1: to our driver and we're all just swearing in the background,

547
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: dicking with each other, you know, like so at one

548
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 1: point I think somebody they're dicking into their guy's ear.

549
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 1: It was stuff like dude, I'm telling you, it was

550
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: like it. It was off the hood outside. We start

551
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: rolling down that road and we see all the busses,

552
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: We all the buses, all the buses, and then there's

553
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 1: a guy standing up by the door and I was

554
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: like Peyton, and we're like no, Peyton. We started screaming

555
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: and the driver keeps driving and we're like stopped, dude,

556
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: we're about He stopped because he heard the blood curdling

557
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: yells from us. Hey mother, we're about to knock you

558
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 1: in your face if you don't stop. And we had

559
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,719
Speaker 1: to make him reverse because he had passed Peyton Manning.

560
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: This guy's gonna kill you guys. I mean, he'll never

561
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: drive whoever it was on, we'll never got a bad

562
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 1: rating because he drove right past Peyton Manning and we

563
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: made him stop, reverse like half a bust length, and

564
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 1: we rolled down the window and we just started screaming

565
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: at Peyton and he turns around and you can see

566
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 1: his wife at the top of the stairs. She's topless.

567
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: She was no no, I mean, did it add to

568
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 1: the story. Yes, But there was his kids. They were,

569
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: like she said, he grown adults, yelling, grown as man,

570
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 1: forty year old man leaning us. Dude, we were all

571
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 1: out one window with all our phones recording. You gotta

572
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: think so, dude, And all you hear in the audio.

573
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: We're in a crappy studio right now, so there's no audio,

574
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 1: but the audio is this Peyton. He and all of

575
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: us are yelling Peyton. Nobody yelled anything else but Peyton,

576
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: not anything. Everybody's just yelling was looking at us and

577
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: we're like still just yelling his name, and he looks

578
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: at his like, what is going on right now? Smile

579
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: at all A little bit, A little yeah. And the

580
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 1: best part is he was on the left side of

581
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: the vehicle, right, and Pitts is on the right window.

582
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: He dives overk dog in the middle and it's hanging

583
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 1: out the window to yelling, get the best video, you

584
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: got the best video, you got a great video. And

585
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 1: then the fans, you saw them listeners every they're lined up. Dude,

586
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: it's kind of pretty sweet. I told you guys. We

587
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 1: roll up in a murdered We roll down the window

588
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 1: like an inch, and the fans just think they're about

589
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: to see freaking Pete Idye or somebody. They're all yelling

590
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: our drivers like, you guys are celebrities. Yeah, we told

591
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: you mother Scoopa was like, yeah, yeah, we're rappers and

592
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, that vacation, we're going to the

593
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: c m A. And then Ray tries to wrap and

594
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,239
Speaker 1: could not wrap. I couldn't. I couldn't remember my line

595
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: because you remember Noodle on Instagram Catamaran and just go

596
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: go with the dude. He was having none of it. None, none,

597
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: and then he takes a left down the road that's closed.

598
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: We're like, we're like, dude, you're gonna go I am

599
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: you ever seen a fifteen point turn? He pulled it off.

600
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: I mean every security guard is out there like what

601
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,720
Speaker 1: is this person doing? It was perfect. Like, we're like,

602
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to take it right here when you

603
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: drop us off, and he's like, none, I'll take a left.

604
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: He gets stuff. Yes, he had to do that. Austin

605
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: powers turning that small. Wait. So Scoopa had a tip

606
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: him forty bucks, he gave it. He gave it to

607
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: him anyway. But you know what the goal was to

608
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 1: get dropped off of the red carpet. And we got

609
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: dropped off. We got dropped off at the red carpet. Yeah. Baby.

610
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: Then two we get inside and when we see Peyton backstage,

611
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 1: no one says anything but your boy, Peyton, Peyton, I

612
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 1: need that pick. I need that pick, And he looks

613
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: at me like, why are you bothering me? I mean,

614
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: dude is about to host an event. A little bit

615
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: of pressure. They're not comparable to a football game, but

616
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: it's decently up there. He's comfortable and the dumbass is

617
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: running up to him to get a picture. I mean,

618
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: the dude is in the zone about to read a teleprompter.

619
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,959
Speaker 1: He's got he's got a grown forty year old man

620
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 1: running after him for a picture. So what he said sure?

621
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: He just kind I don't even know if he said sure,

622
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 1: but I mean we were for sure. Are talked about

623
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 1: it meetings today like CMA people, Hey, that group was

624
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: a little out of control, like can we please get

625
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: more security presents next year to make sure we can

626
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: diffuse the situation. But I just walked up doing he

627
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: was like, shook my hand. I was like, dude, this

628
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: is awesome. How big with his hand huge over my wrist,

629
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: Like I mean it was over I mean it was massive,

630
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: just like his hand ate your hand. Oh yeah, yeah,

631
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: did you touch his arm? No, I mean his hand

632
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: swallowed mine. He touched my arm. You can do the

633
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: handshake where you both you grab each other's four arms.

634
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 1: You should have done that. You should have done the

635
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,000
Speaker 1: forearm handshake. I could have done that. But whatever, there's

636
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 1: also when you touched you know, I could have done that,

637
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 1: could have done that. You would have z bubbed Baden

638
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: would have knocked your ass out, yes he would have,

639
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 1: and so, hey, your Manning cast is really funny. I

640
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: should have said you want me on the Manning cast.

641
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: And I did not invite him to the convention. I

642
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: didn't do any of that. And I was like that

643
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 1: one in the fall and flat. I was like, we

644
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 1: gotta get that pick. And he goes, okay, that pick.

645
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: That's like you're saying to a check back into college. Hey,

646
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: we gotta get that pick. We've been chilling all night.

647
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: And I turned right and I said, ray, take the picture, right,

648
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: take the picture. They started boss me around like I'm

649
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: a foot page photog. I'm like, I'm gonna have fun,

650
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: but yes, I'll take your picture. And then I was like,

651
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: thanks Peyton, nothing, okay, that was it, because he knows

652
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,240
Speaker 1: that's happened. What you just did happen to ten billion times.

653
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: He knows all you do, smile, take a picture, people

654
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 1: say you're nice. He doesn't actually have to say, how

655
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 1: are you doing lunch box? Oh maha, oh mah, Well

656
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 1: that sounds like him. Thank you got a good job. Yeah,

657
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 1: And so then we're like, all right, cool, done, We're

658
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,879
Speaker 1: gonna leave, right, dude, I just thought of something. What

659
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: f the picture. My nephew goes, you should have got

660
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: his autograph. Okay, boomer f the autograph? Why did we

661
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 1: not carry a football with us? Knowing Peyton not even

662
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,360
Speaker 1: play with him? Instead of dumbass, Hey, Peyton, take picture

663
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: with another man. I want to get five thousand likes

664
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,720
Speaker 1: on Instagram? Who cares about the picture? Throwing the football

665
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: and be like, hit me. Then you can say you

666
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: caught a bathroom That that that's ten times better than

667
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: a stupid as exactly. You weren't thinking. You weren't thinking.

668
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: Why did we not bring a football? Dude? You run

669
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: a little quick slant route and he hits you. Dub

670
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: mass drops the ball, It hits the piro, He gets

671
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: alligator arms, dude and drops the football baton. Can you

672
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 1: try one more time? Lunch rolls out for a route.

673
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 1: I moss his ass and catch it over lunch box.

674
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 1: He got moss. No, you'd get mouse in the house.

675
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I got butter fingers. Try it again. No,

676
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: if he threw it, I'd probably break all my fingers.

677
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: How hard he throws it. He wouldn't throw you a

678
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,799
Speaker 1: freaking bullet. I'll be like, hey, don't, don't, don't be

679
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 1: scared to let don't. Don't be afraid to let loose. Paid.

680
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: I want to. I want to see what it's like

681
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 1: to really catch a ball from you. No, man, I

682
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: don't think it's a good idea. Let it loose, bad idea.

683
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 1: Don't let it loose. Oh my god, that hurts. He

684
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: throws it behind you, like, Hey, did you think I

685
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,959
Speaker 1: was gonna do one of these? Hey, Peyton? That looks

686
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: like Denver Peyton? For sure? What am I running? Exactly?

687
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: A fly around Peyton or a little five and go?

688
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: Hear me out Peyton hall of a play like he

689
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: normally would. I don't know, but let's audible of the

690
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: line so I can hear you yell. Oh maha, oh maha, dude,

691
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,879
Speaker 1: that is priceless. If we could have pulled that off,

692
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: you would have never done it. You don't think he

693
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 1: would have thrown it. If you throw a football at him,

694
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: he'ld have thrown that. But he's not gonna do the

695
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: what You would throw a football on him and he'd

696
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: be like, so he's just gonna he's gonna drop it.

697
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,439
Speaker 1: Just hit him. Yeah, he would just move his hands

698
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 1: like what are we doing? What if he drops it?

699
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: You're like, well, fumble, no wonder you played quarterback. That's great, man.

700
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: So after that was you never saw him again? No,

701
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 1: no, no no, we saw him again. Hey, and that's cool.

702
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 1: You're gonna end your career on a fumble. Pick it up, bitch.

703
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: So then we'd go backstage and we're just kind of

704
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: walking around. We run into Runaway June. We run into

705
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: and they're all dressed in green. Why are they dressed

706
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: in green? Because they're a trio. But I mean, I

707
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 1: don't know if you're in all part of a bandage

708
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 1: had dressed the same Do they have a song called Green?

709
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I just felt like

710
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: they they wanted to be seen. Maybe you're making them

711
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: go there to be seen. That's why you're there, CNB seen.

712
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: Maybe that was them saying we hired a new girl

713
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: to being a part of the band. This is us

714
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 1: where the Green team? You know? Okay, maybe Lunch was

715
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 1: in there. He was in the middle of that posse.

716
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:41,439
Speaker 1: He talked to Luke, did not talk to Luke Luke.

717
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: Bryan did take a picture though, and Luke was in

718
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 1: the background smiling and Lunch and because Luke and Peyton

719
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: Manning and I think, no, I don't know. Somebody texted

720
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: me it was a pastor. There was a pastor of

721
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 1: a local church got a picture with Luke and Peyton. Okay,

722
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: that's what it was. We're doing it under the it

723
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: pays to be close to guy the annual CMA Awards.

724
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: They runned to sign when they posed him for everyone

725
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 1: or just them too, them and the pasture wife. Yeah,

726
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 1: that's it. And they were taking pictures. I don't know what.

727
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: Maybe some people that went to CMAS, I don't know,

728
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: but they were taking official pictures. So I'm there with

729
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 1: the video, Hey, you want me to air drop these two?

730
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 1: You air dropped these pictures? Started that, and then he piggybacked.

731
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: I got I go, hey, Luke, let me get your

732
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 1: phone number. Man, I'll text you this picture. And then

733
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: lets goes. Let goes, Peyton, you got an air drop.

734
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 1: They're ready to kill it. They didn't respond to anything, nothing, nothing.

735
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,919
Speaker 1: So then the random people get out of the picture

736
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 1: and it's just Peyton and Luke taking a picture onto

737
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 1: the sign. So then I turned safe selfie style with

738
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 1: me and then in the background, but Luke looks right

739
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 1: at my camera and gives the thumbs up in the

740
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 1: picture Peyton, he did not look at me that he

741
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,280
Speaker 1: had some good ones on stage. I thought his monologue

742
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 1: was pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty funny. It hit what

743
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: did you like the show? We bailed before you all did?

744
00:38:58,239 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 1: You'd be quick. So as soon as you got kicked

745
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 1: out of the backstage, are you wait? Wait? Wait? Then

746
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,240
Speaker 1: so that all ends up and then here comes Morgan

747
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: wall First of all, here comes single Kelsey Ballerini. No,

748
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: it wasn't the tongue. The dress. Let's see through really, yes,

749
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: you saw it all? Yeah, all my host my wishes. Yeah.

750
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: And so then I mean she came by. She was

751
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 1: wearing all blue and she was doing the same thing

752
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: as Morgan. You know, you know what her dress looked like.

753
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: You know the guys at the games that are in

754
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: those little onesies, the unitard the like ye yeah, and

755
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: the guy that races at the games. You know what

756
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, that guy. That's what it looked like.

757
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: It was real stretchy material covered her hands. I mean,

758
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 1: it's seat through when you're a bro. So she was

759
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: definitely telling the world I'm single, you know. Yeah. And

760
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 1: then in video that ray I didn't not I was

761
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 1: being respectful. I just didn't want her. Here comes Moll

762
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 1: and he looks right at us and gives us so

763
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 1: it was like a one two punch, like this is

764
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 1: a good way. He was going left. Morgan was coming right,

765
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,919
Speaker 1: foreshadowing we're about to get kicked out. But she rolls

766
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,720
Speaker 1: by straight up naked. I'm like, y'all say boom, videos

767
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 1: tongue out, gives me the peace sign, and then somebody

768
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: goes Wallen's coming, and I'm like, oh, are you absolutely

769
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 1: kidding me? Wallen's about to roll entertainer. Oh oh, so

770
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 1: he's rolling in. Okay, Lunch spots him first, and Lunch

771
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: just goes after this dude. I mean, it looks like

772
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 1: he's about to freaking And I'm like, Morgan one up

773
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,319
Speaker 1: and he looks right at me and he goes, dude, dude,

774
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: you you grabbed his shoulder high five, gives me a hug,

775
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 1: he grabs his ass. I'm in Morgan's face and I'm

776
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: like wall In and he comes by gives like a

777
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 1: peace sign or something like that. Two seconds later security

778
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: came over. No, no, it was some ladies goes, let

779
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: me see her passes, coach, I show her that wristbands

780
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 1: one and she could drink and one said Loungeack says.

781
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: She's like, that's not creditials. She goes, wait right here, says.

782
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 1: She goes, wait right here, I'm gonna go get security.

783
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 1: And you know what, my bit says. I'm like, guys,

784
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: i gotta wait here and lunch. She's like, dude, get hey, Eddie,

785
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 1: dumb your boys. Okay, you know you don't Ray the

786
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: stress ball right, read the stress ball to Letty says okay, hey, wait,

787
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 1: wait right, how are you thirty seven? Okay, thank you,

788
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 1: go ahead and ladies. He goes, wait right here, I

789
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: need to go talk to my supervisor. She goes, and

790
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get security. Okay, stay, I didn't move.

791
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 1: I go, Ray, let's get the out of here. He's like,

792
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: he's like, you could just leave. Just walk, dude, just walk,

793
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: and he goes. She said she was going to get

794
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: secured time justin. Like you see the footage. I was

795
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 1: there for a good ted say, you're sitting in the

796
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: corner time out. He he just standing there. I started

797
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 1: walking turn around and Ray stills planned there and I

798
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: go back to him like let's go, and he goes

799
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: I can't. She's going to get security. Hey, you know,

800
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: security doesn't apply if you run. You know, they just

801
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: want you out of there. So let's just get out

802
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 1: of there. To arrest the fact that he goes. I

803
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 1: gotta stay. She said wait right here said wait, and

804
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm waiting for security to escort me out.

805
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: It was hilarious. So then we just walked out. We

806
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 1: walked down and went through the thing and boom and

807
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 1: he went home. Yeah, we went while we walked right

808
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: out on the floor. We could have just stood there.

809
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 1: They had no one checking tickets and we're like, well

810
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: that's cool, there's gonna be a band playing right here.

811
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: And then we walked right out. Was close Windel one

812
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: of the first performers. Yeah, yeah, his drum set was

813
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: setting out there. We walked right by one of the

814
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: first two. Yeah. And then we were as people are

815
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: coming in the doors were walking out, and securities just like,

816
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: where the hell are these what are you exit? The

817
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 1: whole venues built for at seven am, people enter at

818
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,040
Speaker 1: ten pm, people exit, Well what about if people exit

819
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 1: at seven am? During enter That's what we did, complete

820
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: clus draft dude and race like it's over Carrie Underworld,

821
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 1: Carrie Underwood one Performer Artists of the Year. By what

822
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: I rolled by this one chick and I'm like, hey,

823
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: they had to do some of the stuff. Early Morgan

824
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:37,959
Speaker 1: Wallen one Entertainer of the Year. She's like, seriously, yeah,

825
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 1: I saw this dead BM. She's blown away when Luke

826
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 1: Holmes wins it. Oh man, it was a lot of

827
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: fun though. It's great. Man. Did you did your son

828
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 1: have fun? You had a blast, dude, you had a blast.

829
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 1: Like Eddie brought his fourteen year old fourteen year old.

830
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: I don't know how old that is, and uh, that's

831
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: fourteen years I didn't know. I'm fourteen trips around the sun. Yeah,

832
00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure how old he was. I didn't remember.

833
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: But he was like we went to the pre party

834
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 1: and there's all this food and then he goes you

835
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 1: can get whatever you want, and he goes anything any

836
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:12,280
Speaker 1: three and he comes back with a plate full of chocolate,

837
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: the whole plate, every piece of chocolate they had offered.

838
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 1: He had it on his well first he got like

839
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 1: the regular meal. Whatever he comes back with, like, I

840
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: don't know, like some it was like a charcotterie board

841
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: with all with like bread and stuff, and he looks

842
00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 1: at the praise like, oh crap, Dad, is is this

843
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: just a bun? I'm like, yeah, that looks like just

844
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: a bun. God thought this was like something else. I'm like,

845
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: it's okay, dude, you don't have to eat it. You

846
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 1: can literally just leave it there and you go get

847
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: whatever you want these things. You drink half your drink,

848
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 1: you eat half your place. He's like, really, they're they're

849
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: not gonna they're not gonna charge me for all this. No, dude,

850
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: just go let it rip. Dude, Pits might have put

851
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: down about fifteen of those free drinks every time I

852
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:57,479
Speaker 1: saw that, either breaking a glass and I was like, brother,

853
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 1: how did you possibly break your glass? Well, brother, I

854
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,320
Speaker 1: had cauliflower hands. They're a little bit slippery from the

855
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,919
Speaker 1: cauliflower I was eating off the racouterary board. You guys,

856
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 1: I go to set down my glass on the whiskey

857
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,359
Speaker 1: barrel and it just slipped right out of my hand,

858
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,359
Speaker 1: cracked right there, he goes. I mean, I felt so bad.

859
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: It was like everyone had to move and like that come.

860
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 1: They had to put us ropes up and say this

861
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: area is off limits, like they're broken glass and it

862
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 1: was like, um, you know, the women are walking around

863
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: with their shoes off, so they're getting glass at the

864
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: bottom of their feet and he's bleeding. Is straight? Is

865
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 1: blood alcohol content? Just straight? Flushed with alcohol? Yeah? Now

866
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: let's gonna I don't know if we needn't take a break.

867
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:37,439
Speaker 1: But did you take a break? Yeah, we took a break. Yeah,

868
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 1: I have to go do this. I'll get to go

869
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 1: to the Crossroots. Oh all right, well it's just endo then. Yeah,

870
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: you want to a lock I know, and I'm done. No,

871
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:52,439
Speaker 1: I'm taking the week off. Uh, Texas, whatever they get,

872
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:56,280
Speaker 1: whatever they give, go with Texas. You have no idea? Seven?

873
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: Damn it is that what it is? I think it's

874
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 1: like two and a half. Oh it is two and

875
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: a half. They get No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

876
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: they're the favorite. But then that must be why TCUs

877
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: plus six fifty to make the final four? Give me Texas, guys, Uh,

878
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: give me liberty or give me death? Yeah, and just

879
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 1: go ahead and lock it up. Head to look it up. Listen,

880
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 1: I'm hitting it six. If you're in Vegas, follow that

881
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 1: or at a betting state. I already gave you the

882
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: Raiders because I don't know what a dumpster fire the

883
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 1: cults are gonna be. But they're gonna be doing trick

884
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: players out their ass. The cults are gonna be trying

885
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: everything because Jeff Saturday, the one thing he said is

886
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 1: I won't back down. But listen, guys, there's a team

887
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: I've been I've been doubting all year, and it's the

888
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 1: Seattle Seahawks. They're on the road in Tampa. Wrote back

889
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 1: and I still haven't wrote back off. They are getting

890
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 1: three points. They are the better team. They are better

891
00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:53,399
Speaker 1: than the Yes, they're playing in Tampa Bay also known

892
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: as Divorce Bay, and listen, hilarious. I don't understand Tampa

893
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 1: came from behind in the last second to beat the Rams.

894
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,760
Speaker 1: It was a terrible game. They had one good drive

895
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:06,399
Speaker 1: the entire game, and now all of a sudden, they're

896
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 1: favored by three points over the freaking Seahawks. They were

897
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: only two and a half over the Rams. Who's better

898
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: the Rams or the Seahawks. You know why the Seahawks.

899
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 1: You know why it's three. It's three. Why they're gonna

900
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 1: come back. Tom Braids and had the ball with forty

901
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 1: seconds left, He's gonna get him and feel little range

902
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 1: to win the game. Talking about last week, I mean,

903
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,839
Speaker 1: that's just what happens. But I'm just saying last week

904
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: they were only two and a half point favorites over

905
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: the Rams. The Seahawks are clearly better than the Rams.

906
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 1: So how are they three point underdogs? That's saying the

907
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: Rams are better. So I'll take the extra half point

908
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,959
Speaker 1: with the Seahawks plus three, take it to the bank.

909
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: To take it to the bank. Al Right, guys, we

910
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: powered through. Look it's a little shorter than the Wait.

911
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:57,360
Speaker 1: Wait before we go. Do you have letters from the losers?

912
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:02,479
Speaker 1: Real quick? Yes, one of them and you go to run. Okay, listen,

913
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:03,959
Speaker 1: this is about hold on. You don't have to stop,

914
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna do that now. Thank you. We'll do it,

915
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: but then we'll use it later. But now we've got

916
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 1: to stop. This is from It says Coaches. It says

917
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: Coaches Convention. I just wanted to say happy twenty one

918
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: birthday to my son Elijah. I know your birthday is

919
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 1: not till December four, but I needed to let you

920
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,879
Speaker 1: know that we got you something special for your birthday.

921
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 1: We got you a dick in the box. We got

922
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:41,240
Speaker 1: you a ticket two Sore Losers Coaches Convention in Las Vegas.

923
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,799
Speaker 1: I couldn't wait till your twenty first birthday to tell you, Elijah,

924
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 1: mommy loves you and your mommy's name is Crystal. Elijah.

925
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: We will see you in loss Vague Elijah, Elijah love it.

926
00:48:56,080 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: Get to Vegas. Baby starts sucking on something. Yeah, went

927
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: to Sore Losers dot Com. She bought the ticket and

928
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 1: she said, please tell my baby he's going to Las

929
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: Vegas for his twenty one birthday. Made up that name? No,

930
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,240
Speaker 1: I didn't. It's right here. That's pretty dope. Yeah, Elijah

931
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 1: twenty one birthday. It's on the fourteenth of December, but

932
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:17,840
Speaker 1: she wanted to tell you earlier. You're going to Vegas.

933
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: She bought your ticket. We'll see you there. Are you coming?

934
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: Are you going? Sore Losers dot com. We'll see you

935
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: on Monday. Elijah's twenty feet better than mine. Mine Me

936
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 1: South Beach, hanging out with the neighbor girls shooting. Uh,

937
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:32,840
Speaker 1: what was it? What was that? Really? Kind of malibu? Malibu?

938
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 1: We had a bottle of Malibu. I just finished my

939
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 1: gas station shift. Had to wake up for class at

940
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 1: six am. The next day. Hung his balls hell of

941
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:44,399
Speaker 1: a night though. Did you hook up? No? Surprisingly we

942
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 1: uh no, it's not surprising that he didn't. We got

943
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 1: friend zoned by those girls. Sucks so like they would

944
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: date other guys and hook up with other guys and

945
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 1: then we with the shoulder to cry on. Yeah, yeah,

946
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: it was. It was our battle from the start, from

947
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 1: the jump. But uh, we're friends on the entire seme sir,

948
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,439
Speaker 1: that sucks. That's I'm sorry, but so yeah, I hooked

949
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 1: up with this guy last week and he doesn't called

950
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: me back. Okay, you want to talk about it. That

951
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 1: was us. I have no idea how it happened. Oh boy, alright,

952
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 1: Happy Wednesday, everybody, No way, Friday, whatever, dude, it's been

953
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: a long week. My voice is has my voice got better?

954
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 1: You'll be good tomorrow with your family, all right, have

955
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: a good weekend, everybody. We'll see you on Monday. Sore

956
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:29,280
Speaker 1: losers dot com. We want to see you in Vegas.

957
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 1: Elijah will see you there by already. We already buzzed

958
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: our tickets. They are resorts World. I'm saving up money.

959
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be rolling heavy cash. You're gonna have a

960
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 1: big kitty. We're gonna try and bring big Kitty, Big Kitty.

961
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 1: Bubble craps,