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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: Wed Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hello, this is an

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Speaker 1: automated call from Airlines in order to confirm your reservation.

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Speaker 1: We're now doing automated calls to make sure that you'll

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Speaker 1: check in on time. If you are flying with us

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Speaker 1: this evening. You can say yes or no. Yes great,

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Speaker 1: you said yes. Also for our records, would you please

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Speaker 1: state your full name Jen? Thank you Ron. Jen. I'm sorry, Ron,

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Speaker 1: I did not understand that. Can you say it again?

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Speaker 1: My name is Jen. I'm sorry. I think I made

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Speaker 1: a mistake. It sounds like you said your name was Jen. Yes, okay, Jen,

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Speaker 1: that name matches our reservation. Thank you for your patience.

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Speaker 1: I just have one more question to confirm and your

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Speaker 1: reservation will be complete. Is Orlando, Florida your final destination? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Got it. Thank you for your time, and per your request,

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Speaker 1: your destination has been changed to Saskatoon, British Columbia. Enjoy

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Speaker 1: your tree. No no, no, no, no? What? No Orlando

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Speaker 1: not Saskatoon Orlando. Got it? You asked for some notable

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Speaker 1: facts about Saskatoon. I can do no. Operator. Saskatoon is

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Speaker 1: the birthplace of Canada's thirteenth Prime Minister, John Diefenbaker. I

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Speaker 1: don't care. No, I am not going to Saskatoon. Operator.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Operator, I misunderstood. Can you say that prompt

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Speaker 1: one more time? Please? Operator? Got it? Per your request.

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Speaker 1: Here's another interesting fact about Saskatoon. Saskatoon boasts the largest

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Speaker 1: indoor entertainment venue in Saskatchewan, Sasktel Center that heavy hosting

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Speaker 1: capacity for up to fifteen thousand people. It's also home

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Speaker 1: to the Saskatoon Rushed lacrosse team and the Saskatoon Blades

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Speaker 1: of the Western Hockey League. I don't care. Would you

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Speaker 1: like me to read you the Saskatoon Blades hockey schedule?

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Speaker 1: You can say yes, no or no or operator if

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Speaker 1: you need further assistance. No, no, no, no, I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to Saskatoon. I don't give a about the holockey schedule.

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Speaker 1: I am not going to Saskatoon. Operator and I have

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Speaker 1: an operator, got it? Just to confirm you wanted to

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Speaker 1: speak to a live operator, Yes, I want to talk

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Speaker 1: to a human. Yes, a live operator. Got it. I'll

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Speaker 1: transfer you now. Hello, how can I help you? A Oh? Seriously,

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Speaker 1: your company just called me to confirm my trip to Orlando,

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Speaker 1: and I spent way too much time toime. I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to get back in my life. I want to

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Speaker 1: go to Orlando. That is what I booked. I want

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Speaker 1: to make sure that I'm going to Orlando and not like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Saskatoon wherever the hell that is Saskatoon is in Canada.

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Speaker 1: My name is Gee, and you got transferred to me

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Speaker 1: because I work for the Saskatoon Blades in the ticket office.

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Speaker 1: How can I help ye? Okay, I don't give it

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Speaker 1: about the Saskatoon Blades. Okay, well it's a good season. Hey,

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Speaker 1: we're tearing it up there out there on ice. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I don't care. I don't care. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to someone from the airline to

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Speaker 1: make sure I'm not going to frigg in Saskatoon, but

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Speaker 1: that's going to Orlando. Can you please transfer me back

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Speaker 1: to the airline? So sorry, aboot this. I don't work

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Speaker 1: for the airline and I don't work for the Saskatoon Blades, eh, which,

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Speaker 1: please tell me what the fuck is going on? Oh jin,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone brank on you and your cousin Tamra

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Speaker 1: set you up, only it's it's joy. I'm gonna kill it.

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Speaker 1: She said that you don't travel very often, and you

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Speaker 1: have a trip coming up to Orlando, and I wanted

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Speaker 1: to switch it to Saskatoon for you. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: don't start with the Saskatoon thing again. Why not? Saskatoon

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Speaker 1: is a beautiful place, se I don't the Jewels show

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Speaker 1: on demand