1 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 1: Breaking news right here on the Jubil Show. You heard 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:06,200 Speaker 1: it here. 3 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:09,520 Speaker 2: First, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are getting Devoy divorced. 4 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 2: There's a shocking update on that. Apparently it's because she 5 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:15,120 Speaker 2: kissed an alien and liked it. 6 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 1: Oh, thank you very much. You see how easy it 7 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 1: is to create fake news. 8 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:24,120 Speaker 2: That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly 9 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:26,720 Speaker 2: named segment real News or Fake News, where I read 10 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 2: a news headline from the week and you have to 11 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 2: see if you can tell whether it was a real 12 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 2: news story that went viral or a fake news story 13 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:37,520 Speaker 2: that people believed. Here's your first headline for real news 14 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:41,840 Speaker 2: or fake news. Ready, a police officer loses his job 15 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 2: for farting in a coworker's face. A police officer loses 16 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 2: job for farting in coworkers' face. Is that a real 17 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:50,159 Speaker 2: news story or a fake news story? 18 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 3: I wish I could say that this was fake, but 19 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,320 Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with real. I'm gonna go with fake. 20 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 3: I can see somebody really complaining about that. What's a 21 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,639 Speaker 3: natural thing that happens? And you know, were like, how 22 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 3: dare you offend me? You can't get fired for that, 23 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 3: though maybe you can it's harassment, all right, So Nina 24 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 3: says it's real. 25 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 2: Victoria says fake yep, produce A brad police officer lose 26 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,040 Speaker 2: his job for farting in coworker's face. 27 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:14,840 Speaker 1: Is that a real new story or a fake new story? 28 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,360 Speaker 4: Everybody knows police officers don't lose jobs. 29 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,880 Speaker 1: This is a fake news story. This new story is 30 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,319 Speaker 1: actually real. Whoa? 31 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:23,000 Speaker 3: What? 32 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 2: A police officer in England is losing his job after 33 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 2: he asked a female coworker to pull his finger and 34 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,919 Speaker 2: then farted in her face. 35 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,640 Speaker 1: That is even hard. 36 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 2: The co worker says that he knew what he was 37 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 2: planning to do when he asked her to pull his finger, 38 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 2: and she told him to go away, but then he 39 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,679 Speaker 2: spun around, stood on his toes and farted in her 40 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 2: face from less than six inches away. 41 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:54,480 Speaker 3: WHOA, I hate that, don't you dare? 42 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 2: Maybe it would have kept his job if it wasn't 43 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 2: like actually in the face right right, and then she'd. 44 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 1: Be like, okay, haha, money. 45 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:05,200 Speaker 2: Here's another headline from real news or fake news? The 46 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,880 Speaker 2: segment where I give you a news headline you have 47 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,640 Speaker 2: to tell if it's a real news story from the 48 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:09,960 Speaker 2: week or a fake headline. 49 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 1: That people actually believed. 50 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:16,919 Speaker 2: NASA accidentally tapes over the original moon landing footage real 51 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,080 Speaker 2: news or fake news? 52 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:23,360 Speaker 1: Fake news. They would never say fake Victoria. 53 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 3: I'm gonna say real because then it gives plausible deniability 54 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 3: that it never here for this conspiracy, real news or 55 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 3: fake news producer Brad NASA accidentally tapes over original moon 56 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 3: landing footage. 57 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,120 Speaker 4: Everybody knows NASA is prone to making mistakes. I think 58 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 4: they sent moon Rock out over eBay. I think they 59 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,960 Speaker 4: had other things that they've done on accidents. 60 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 1: NASA makes mistakes. 61 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 4: This is a real news story. 62 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: This is one percent. 63 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 2: Real's confirmed that we probably never went to. 64 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: How do you do that? 65 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 2: I hope that person got ground in And NASA confirmed 66 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:09,080 Speaker 2: that it accidentally erased the original moonlanding footage during a 67 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 2: data saving project in the eighties. Copies of the broadcast exist, 68 00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 2: but the high quality originals are lost. Why the high 69 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 2: quality originals is that because we can zoom in and 70 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 2: see things like cameras in the background and lighting. 71 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 1: Maybe stop anyway, what do you think they taped over it? 72 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 1: Like imagine if Seinfeld that's so bad. 73 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 2: It's really hard to get footage of the original moonlanding 74 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 2: and now it seems to me like it might be 75 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 2: on purpose. Oh my god, keep this in mind. Moon 76 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 2: is about two hundred and fifty thousand miles from Earth. Wow, 77 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 2: and no human has traveled beyond that since the Apollo program. 78 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:52,160 Speaker 3: Gray, this is the only thing that actually confirms your theory. 79 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 1: But other than that, what do you mean, I mean, 80 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 1: I kind of. 81 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,200 Speaker 2: Get it with the I mean, maybe other space travel 82 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 2: since we quote end quote went to the Moon, The 83 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 2: Space Shuttle, the International Space stations, anything manned has stayed 84 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 2: within four hundred miles, never deeper into space. 85 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 1: Why since why we were able to do that in 86 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 1: sixty nine. We can't do it now because they're like, 87 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 1: we already did it. We don't even do it again. 88 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 3: But it took a lot of fuel, it took a 89 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,520 Speaker 3: lot of man power. 90 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,600 Speaker 1: Like, guys, let's just know what it is, Like, what's 91 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 1: the purpose? Yeah, we can just relation of the moon. 92 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:29,719 Speaker 2: Who cares of anything else more than tw hundred fifty 93 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 2: thousand miles worth? 94 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:31,120 Speaker 1: Anything? 95 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 4: Do stop? 96 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 1: But that's the thing. 97 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:37,280 Speaker 4: Past the moon is like another nine trips to the moon. 98 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 4: It's not like the next thing just down the street. 99 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: So you said, But in nineteen sixty nine, they had 100 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 1: the technology to do that, and we haven't just gone that. Wait, 101 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:47,880 Speaker 1: where did they go? More technology in our pockets with 102 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,000 Speaker 1: our phones. That's funny. Oh, I don't know why I 103 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 1: thought they were on their moon. 104 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 4: You thought the space station was on the moon. 105 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 1: You think I did? Oh yeah, No, No, the space 106 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 1: station is not on the moon. Why. I'll tell you. 107 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:03,600 Speaker 1: I'll tell me space I'll tell you why. You know, 108 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 1: I'll tell you why the space station is not on 109 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 1: the moon. 110 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:11,160 Speaker 2: Because between about six hundred to twenty five thousand miles 111 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:14,640 Speaker 2: outside of Earth, there's this thing called the Van Allen 112 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 2: radiation Belts, and it's very dangerous. They can get spacecraft 113 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,400 Speaker 2: through it, but they they're very worried about humans going 114 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,840 Speaker 2: through it. Except for some reason, in sixty nine through 115 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,839 Speaker 2: like seventy two, we were able to do it. Only 116 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:29,160 Speaker 2: twenty four humans have ever quote end quote passed through 117 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:31,240 Speaker 2: the Van Allen Belt twenty four and they were all 118 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:34,240 Speaker 2: the Apollo mission. No other humans ever have done it. 119 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,000 Speaker 2: The space station is about four hundred miles up under 120 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 2: the Van Allen Belt. I think it's pretty obvious why 121 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:42,240 Speaker 2: they taped over that. 122 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:45,480 Speaker 1: Anyway, it's real news or head or fake movies. Semit. 123 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,440 Speaker 1: Where we bring you She literally looked at the clock. 124 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,000 Speaker 1: I don't know what time it is anymore. 125 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:55,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, where we bring you a news headline, and you 126 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 2: have to tell me if it's a real news story 127 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:59,160 Speaker 2: from the week or a fake one that went viral. 128 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 2: Here's your next headline for real news or fake news. 129 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:05,080 Speaker 2: A guy named Looney Tune leads cops on a high 130 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:05,800 Speaker 2: speed chase. 131 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,760 Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm gonna go with real evil Victoria real. 132 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:17,080 Speaker 4: Everybody knows that mister Looney Tune always gets caught, never 133 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 4: gets to the high speed spot. 134 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 1: So this is a fake news to fake news. Yeah, 135 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:25,240 Speaker 1: this is absolutely real. Cops and are searching for a 136 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 1: forty two year old guy who. 137 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,239 Speaker 2: Led them on a high speed chase and then abandoned 138 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:31,039 Speaker 2: his suv and fled on foot. It's making national headlines 139 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,599 Speaker 2: because his name is Looney Tune. His full legal name 140 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 2: is Looney John Franklinton. 141 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:41,480 Speaker 1: That's amazing too. More proof why humans have not actually 142 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 1: gotten to the moon. 143 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,600 Speaker 2: Okay, we're still naming people of Looney Tune.