WEBVTT - “The Problematic Expert” with Jak Knight 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:02.640 Forever. 0:00:04.160 --> 0:00:06.400 We're gonna get right into it. Hey Marie, what's going on? 0:00:06.640 --> 0:00:08.520 How are you doing? You're wearing your favorite shirt with 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:10.400 your face on it, and I like, yes, you. 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:14.040 Know, just self care, self love, feeling myself. 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:17.640 This is a natural me on my face. You ain't 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:19.520 got no makeup on in that photograph? What you say? 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:19.720 No? 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:22.280 I have some massk on, maybe a little bit. 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:26.800 Of concealer to da have a foundation loss? Yeah? 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:28.160 Clear mascara? 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:28.920 How you doing? 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:29.160 Real? 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:31.400 It seems like you have a hoodie on this. It 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:31.960 is Vicen. 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:33.440 Let's talk about it. 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:34.199 It's going on with that? 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:36.040 Well, you know, the show got canceled, Like I said, 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:38.159 it was gonna you did? You kept putting that in it. 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:41.520 But the show was really, really really bad. 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:42.479 Can you say that? Did? 0:00:42.520 --> 0:00:42.919 You did? 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:45.720 You said it while I was there. They knew the 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:46.360 show was bad. 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:49.640 So I got canceled, and you know, I thought I 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:52.000 was gonna have at least five more paychecks comeing, So. 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:54.880 Trying to figure out what that is. 0:00:57.360 --> 0:01:01.280 Because everybody thought we was gonna work till like I thought. 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:03.120 I was like, oh, they might not bring it back, 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:06.120 but we'll finish in a couple of weeks, right, And 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:08.280 I'm like, oh, I'm taking this trip. I'm going to 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:10.600 that place. I'm going to this place. And then they 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:15.839 were like, actually, that's it, And how do we feel 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:16.320 when you got that? 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:19.320 We had the lowest rated show on the lowest rated network. 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:21.720 So I feel like I should be in the Guinness Book, 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:23.840 a World Records or something, right. 0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:25.959 Yeah, probably possibly? 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:27.160 What could you have. 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:28.240 Done for it to be better? 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:31.160 What? What could I. 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:35.600 Since I did all that I could and it was bad. 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:42.240 You attended the taping. You you saw that I was 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:46.520 putting in like a little baby effort, but like you know, 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:49.080 it's like it's like you need surgery, and you tell 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:50.840 me what band aid I could have put on it? 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:55.840 Like since you got shot, it's like, well, you know, 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:58.400 I put more band aids. No, it was just. 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:00.200 You know, no, I saw you, and I was like 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:02.440 I saw a couple of episodes and I was like, 0:02:02.720 --> 0:02:03.400 Marie's a star. 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:05.600 I's a couple of episodes. I didn't even watch it. 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:07.800 I watched a couple of episodes because I was just like, 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:09.440 you know, let me see what my friend is up to. 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:11.560 Let me see what what's she doing over there? And 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:13.440 I was like, ah, she don't look like she want 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:13.720 to be there. 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:14.160 It's all right. 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:15.960 So it's all right though she getting the money. 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:17.679 Yeah, and I also I got to tell you I 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:20.160 stole these pants from Vice. Good for you, you know here 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:22.760 I am, you know out here. Just back to my myself, 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:25.280 my old self, old poor stealing self. 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:28.160 No, first of all, set it off self. 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:32.080 You're not poor, and I'm sure people are in your dms. 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:32.880 You're gonna get booked. 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:34.800 I'm not worried about it. I'm in a good place 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:35.160 right now. 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:37.280 Like i feel like the show was bad, but the 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:40.240 show the money was cute, and I'm in a I'm 0:02:40.280 --> 0:02:40.919 in a good place. 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:41.239 Yeah. 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:43.760 How are you doing? You at a job? Now? 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:45.720 I lose a job and then you get a job, Like, 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:47.840 what's happened is this? Remember when I had a man 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:50.480 and you were single and then I left him and 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:53.080 then you went into a five year relationship. 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:56.120 I know that, But this is not gonna be That's 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:56.919 not gonna happen here. 0:02:57.000 --> 0:02:59.080 But yeah, I have a job, and it's weird getting 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:02.400 up every day and you know, being there and not 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:03.200 falling asleep. 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:06.440 It's just strange. I'm glad that I have a job. 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:09.560 I'm really happy. I'm very grateful, are you, cause you'll 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:10.800 be complaining on the ground. 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:13.760 Oh fuck, come on, now, do I complain. I complain 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:15.680 about being on time because I feel like that's the 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:18.919 hardest thing about being in New York is getting somewhere. 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:22.240 I mean, our guest was very late, but he's also black, 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:24.440 so duh. 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:25.240 Yeah, he doesn't care. 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:27.360 He was he thought we were going to do our 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:30.080 podcast in a bodega, so he was like, oh, I 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:30.920 don't need to show up. 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:32.200 He came in here looking for the cat. 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:35.120 Yeah, he was like, what y'all got ramen noodles here? 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:41.040 He didn't even respect us. So it's fine. Yeah, I'm 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:41.920 glad you have a job. 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:46.080 Is that my introduction or I'm gonna go back to 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:46.760 sit here quietly? 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:50.640 I'm glad I have a job. 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:54.640 I thought that having a job would fix some of 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:55.760 the problems that I have. 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:57.080 What problems for? 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:04.280 Yeah, I need to do better in my relationship. And 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:07.040 I was just like the money coming, and she just like, 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:08.920 I don't give a fuck about the money. I do 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:11.640 care about the money, but it's like, you still need 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:14.280 to contribute more. 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:17.560 Oh, sis, you're not You're not paying a light bill. No, 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.120 I'm not carrying all the groceries in the house. 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:22.719 Like what she said, I don't use the Instacart, that 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:25.960 I don't take care of the cats, that I don't car. 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:28.560 Oh, so she's saying that you don't be buying no grocery. 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:32.479 But if I'm working a day job, you. 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:36.599 Want this job for like three days, you can't since 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:39.599 you can order the instacart on your phone on the 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:40.520 trade on the way to work. 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:41.920 No, I'm posting content. 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:45.360 I don't have wow for Instacart. 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:48.880 You need to be off Instagram and on the insta carts. Okay, 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:50.440 come through, Luther. 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:54.159 Okay, look sis you how do you think the food 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:55.240 in your house gets there? 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:59.960 I know how it gets there, Adrian, instacarts instacarts it. 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:03.839 Oh, but you the card that is if I inser. 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:06.280 Car, y'all can't trust me with food because if I. 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:08.800 Ordered the food, you're just gonna get Lucky charms, yes, 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:10.159 and like cut whole milk. 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:12.440 You're gonna get like home alone food. 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:13.640 Yes, Dorito's. 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:17.640 I'm gonna just get all. I'm gonna have Hawaiian punch. 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:19.479 I brought a Wian punch in the house and she 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:20.320 told me to get out. 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:22.320 Okay, Yeah, I want to put you out to this. 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:25.960 That is some waiting to exhale level, like betrayal. 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:26.440 Right there. 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:30.280 Yeah. She she bought cum quats and I asked her 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:33.840 what side this is? One more time she bought cum 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:39.599 quats and I said, what what is a kum quat? 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:40.320 There? 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:43.360 There's the They are the devil's fruit, that's what they are. 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:47.839 They look they look like a little itty bitty orange, 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:49.960 but then when you put it in your mouth, it 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:52.480 tastes like a lemon head. It's so sour. 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:54.280 It's not handy. 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:57.479 No no, no, it's fruit, okay, but it just it's 0:05:57.560 --> 0:05:58.600 not good. 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:00.880 Let me see, I don't know what where does she 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:01.279 get these? 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:01.920 Uh? 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:06.040 A kum quat? Actually it looks like a tomato. 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:07.080 It's weird. 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:09.000 That's weird, y'all doing weird gay things. 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:11.400 She got a come, she got kumquats, and she got 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:13.080 us a bidet, and I was like, babe, we live 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:14.880 in Bushwick, like Washwick bidet. 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:18.080 It's like a Craigslist washer dryer. 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:22.720 Like, I said, why are we doing this the most 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:25.680 we're we're here, we're off the jay train, Babe, Let's 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:27.880 wait until we get into our new place. 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:32.640 Is clean, but your fridge is empty. 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:33.320 I don't use it. 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:36.560 You don't use the bidet. No, I don't want my 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:38.000 butt the wetness. 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:38.720 That's gross. 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:40.400 Oh so you just got a crunchy butt, just the 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:44.080 dry crunchy. But you got like like you know, peanut 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:46.320 butter that has the nuts in it, still like the chunks. 0:06:46.600 --> 0:06:48.159 But shut the fuck up, Marie. 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:49.440 Do you don't know what my butt is? 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:49.640 Said? 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:52.200 You want to see it? Actually, I feel like for 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:55.480 the listeners, I need to come on, whoop it. 0:06:55.440 --> 0:07:01.320 Out Haitian homophobic Marie, Just tell. 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:06.880 This is full of this is content. You talking about 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:09.920 kump quats. You're being grossed, So like, let's strow with 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:10.480 your butt. 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:13.040 I didn't take a shower this month, so I can't 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:14.000 what does that mean? 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:17.360 Don't look at me like that like a shower this 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:20.880 one of you pooped in your dreams. You're trying to say, what, 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:23.600 so you showered last night? I did and didn't shower 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:26.200 this morning, right, so in there you feel like you 0:07:26.200 --> 0:07:27.160 needed to wash your butt? 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:29.560 Yes, yes, because you you know you swam in. 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:34.160 Your butt because you need to stop being the cum quats. 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:37.760 Anyway, I feel like this is a great way to 0:07:37.920 --> 0:07:41.080 speaking of kum quat. Yeah, intro our guests in this evening. 0:07:41.840 --> 0:07:44.080 He is a little kum quat actually. 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:50.600 Perfect comes a little bit of quat. Yes, he is 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:55.400 our problematic expert today. Give it up for Jack Knight. Jack, 0:07:55.480 --> 0:07:56.440 what's up, bitch? 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:58.920 Yeah, that's exactly how he would start. 0:07:59.040 --> 0:07:59.920 Have you ever had a come? 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:00.920 I haven't. 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:02.880 When you're saying that it was really funny. You guys 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:04.400 are good talking to each other. 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:06.520 Well, we're actually friends. 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:09.920 Yeah, but wait, let me tell the listeners about Jack Knight. 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:13.840 He's an incredible writer. He writes on big Mouth. You know, 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:17.600 he did a little Netflix quarter hour whatever the fun 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:18.120 what was it? 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:18.800 Quarter water? 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:21.720 It was just like it was like eight minutes. Yeah, nigga, 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:24.560 it was like it was just two late nights sets 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:25.080 put together. 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:28.400 Yeah, that's exactly what it was. It was good to 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:30.400 see you on Netflix. I was like looking a friend. 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:30.920 It was good. 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:32.880 It was a fucking fun time. All the comics were 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:34.720 a lot of my friends, a lot of niggas bombed. 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:35.240 It was funny. 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:37.400 So what like, so you've been doing comedy for how long? 0:08:37.440 --> 0:08:38.319 About six years? Now? 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:41.199 Wait, you've been doing six years? 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:42.120 I'm six years? 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:46.160 Sure, Wow, you're really further than I would like to 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:47.960 be since you want. 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:49.640 A bedan but you're doing welfare. 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:51.760 Yeah, they were both in the same garbage ass room. 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:53.680 Wow did you say that? 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:55.560 And Forever Forever Dog. 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:57.680 I don't know. I don't know nothing about the podcasting universe. 0:08:57.720 --> 0:08:58.520 I might be just wrong on it. 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:01.200 Forever Dog, you're on. 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:02.600 By the way. By the way, I want to say 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:03.760 this about the Vice Land show. 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:06.160 I did watch one episode and one episode I watched 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:09.280 it when you guys had Charlemagne on. Yeah, And I 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:11.840 was watching it and I was texting Quentin about it. 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:13.640 Quentin Bean, We're both watching it at the same time. 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:17.400 And it was Charlotte was obviously in his autopilot I'm 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:19.960 trying to make sure I sell my book mode and 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:21.680 I was kind of like looking down on my phone 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:23.520 that I looked up and Charlatmae was like obviously going 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:26.360 through his rehears ship. Yeah, and you go, you go, 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:29.400 I don't give a fuck about no therapy. 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:30.760 That is Marie. 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:32.679 The best thing. 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:35.440 I didn't use those words, but I did say and 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:37.400 then I thought we cut the commercial and we were still. 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:42.880 I didn't know what to say to you. You just 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:44.600 said that, Like I said, I didn't do that ship. 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:47.120 I said, I don't believe in therapy. I said, I 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:50.920 have church. I'm ignorant, and then they were like, do 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:51.520 you go to church? 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:56.720 And I was like no, but like, you know, for 0:09:56.800 --> 0:09:58.760 the reason I'm here. That's like I funk with that 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:00.920 type of ship. Like, if problematic is done right, is 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:02.640 it's the best version of comedy. 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:05.240 Problematic can be entertaining. 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:08.000 But too many people do it poorly and it sullies 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:09.400 it up for the people who are good at it. 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:12.599 Can you explain to our listeners what is being problematic? 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:17.600 Are you I don't know, just saying taboo things to 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:19.280 get a rise out of people, Like is. 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:19.840 That rn PC? 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:20.680 Yeah? 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:22.960 I mean I think there's like, you know, I like 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:27.040 scary movies. It's like that type of same feeling. We're 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:28.560 just like a pop in your stomach that makes you 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:30.760 laugh and you feel like you're you're a knotty boy. 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:33.680 For laughing at it, and you like scary movies. 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:35.320 Yeah, Like the same feeling you get from a scary 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:39.240 movie with some pops and you like enjoy that, Like yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:41.080 that's that's how I feel about. 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:43.160 Kodak. 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:47.840 Black looks, he sounds, how he looks, and he thinks 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:48.920 how problematic? 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:52.679 Like everything about him. He looks wrong and he sounds. 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:54.800 Wrong, but like, bro, all of his friends are locked 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:59.240 up or dead, So what do you think He's acting 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:00.199 the way he's acting. 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:01.839 Because he can't read and his mother don't give a 0:11:01.920 --> 0:11:02.520 damn about him. 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:05.400 This is why why be problematic? Because because once you 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:08.160 give everyone that what's what? What's wrong with Kodak, they're 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:11.240 like him. All his friends are dead. 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:14.960 Always okay, his friends are dead, so he's still gonna 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:16.880 be a trash person and say no he's. 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:18.880 Said and he's acting out because he's fucking said. 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:20.520 But the reason why I don't like him is because 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:22.800 he's not talented. 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:26.079 Wow, you just don't know what you're talking about when 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:27.680 he's don't you don't even know. 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:31.120 He's literally just mumbling yes. 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:35.040 But like to me, there are better people at making 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:37.160 music that we should be listening to, But kodaks on 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:43.000 everybody's song like he's not everybody who can speak. I 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:52.960 feel like you think is a better rapper? 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:53.400 Is better? 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:59.400 The stallion, your ages, everybody, Yes. 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:05.079 They don't know what these kids is out here listening 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:06.559 to this hippity hop. 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:10.400 I mean, Jack, even though you are like, are you 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:13.839 trying to defend, like, see, that's problematic. 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:15.240 Why he's the. 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:18.320 One who was like Lauren London, she got a year 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:20.000 to be all crying and ship and then. 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:21.280 I'm a hollow. 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:26.280 It's like he said, exactly, like I wouldn't be raising 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:28.800 in the sun after she won't let him use her service. 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:29.560 Exactly. 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:31.200 Okay, he said. 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:33.040 He said he wants to be as good as a 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:34.800 man as Nipsy so he can one day get him 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:35.960 a wife like Lauren London. 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:40.400 That's what he said. 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:42.559 We both just said, you don't know what he's saying. 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:43.880 And now you're telling me what he's saying. 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:48.200 No, you're telling me, Yeah, you're telling me you watched 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:49.000 the video, the. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:51.280 Whole video, not the snippet, the whole video. 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:56.360 I'm getting a one yame down. It's like, what that's 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:59.520 what he sounds like. That's not what cod Black said. 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:02.720 That's the that's what he said it You only watched 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:03.920 the snippet of the clip before. 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:05.640 We saw the part where he says she got a 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:07.240 year before he tried to put his dick. 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:07.600 In our butt. 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:10.000 That's funny, Marie. 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:11.000 He did not say that. 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:12.000 I mean it's funny. 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:15.880 It's funny. Literally takes that to Zach the day. 0:13:15.679 --> 0:13:18.760 Of Well, that's because y'all both problematic, y'all, Yeah they are. 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:21.600 Yeah, we're not stupid enough to just put it on live. 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:25.160 He just does. He just doesn't. He just he puts 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:25.720 it out there. 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:27.800 How do you record somebody's live? 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:30.560 He know? What he does is like most rappers do. 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:32.880 They just put live on and they just live their life. 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:38.199 That's how you maintain it. But I'm saying, how. 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:40.800 You just go live and literally be like if she 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:43.240 put her phone right there and you just had your 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:44.560 whole day. 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:46.439 We should we should start going live for the podcast 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:47.440 when we're recording in here? 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:48.240 Should we? 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:48.760 Yeah? 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:51.160 I agree with that, y'all. Skin is to be just sound. 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:55.000 Now wait did you did you hear that? Guys? He 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:57.360 said our skin too good to just be you know, 0:13:57.559 --> 0:14:00.840 on sound. So I feel like that's myr. What do 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:01.319 we need? 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:05.440 My microphone is acting up today? How I make this tight? 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:11.400 Well, Marie, knowing you, I feel like everything else is tight, 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:15.200 So it's super mic is not tight? You're okay? 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:16.800 But you know I got all this time since I'm 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:20.360 unemployed now to be a hoe, So this might you 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:22.880 just this is I'm saying this might be the year 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:23.600 that happened. 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:25.680 I feel like Jack's gotta be now. Jack is on 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:27.200 his way to say something problematic to you. 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:29.760 Oh go ahead, Jack, let me go ahead and go 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:33.000 live so I could Andrew, can you have me tighten this? 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:35.040 Jack? 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:37.320 What's over under Marie sucking dick? 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:42.000 Well, I'm gonna say bad to think it's bad. 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:45.360 I think you played too much. And pictures who play 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:49.320 too much can't like this. She'll pull your dick out 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:52.160 of hold, be like, what is this thing? She'll pull 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:55.160 it out and be like on the whole of the dick? 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:59.000 Where am I putting my phone? Listen, I laughed during sex. 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:02.840 That's how you know the fact that somebody has like 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:12.880 fucking d d from Dexter Oh my god, you know 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:17.280 I freaking love dex Fel's laboratory. 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:21.440 Wait, I can't get. 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:23.760 You on it, but I think it's about you though. 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:27.320 I mean it's about us. It's about us. It's about you. 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:31.600 And do you have any like words of advice for 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:33.240 Maris of advice? 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:36.280 Okay, yeah, I really just want you to do it. 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:38.960 Just go yeah, because like fully, because now you have 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:41.040 this platform, with this and with NNU factor, you could 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:43.120 be getting dick every single Sunday on the Lord's Day. 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:45.200 Only want to get good. 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:47.400 No, that's not how works. 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:49.880 Yes, but but see that's why it's it's hard. 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:53.560 You need I don't want Dick makes women great, you know. 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:55.280 I mean she Dick's been in Laura London before she 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:55.840 found Nipsey. 0:15:55.920 --> 0:16:01.200 Oh my god, that is problematic. I don't just say that. 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:02.600 And then this is this is why I frustrated. That's 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:03.240 why I frustrated. 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:03.680 Thank you. 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:05.600 Wait, say what you just said down here with her 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:08.880 is up put on. She's been with little Wayne, which 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:10.920 is which is thin. 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:13.400 It was molested ki king of Dicks. 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:15.000 I'm just saying like, there's a lot of women who 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:17.880 only want good shade butter niggas, and then they don't 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:19.480 know how to suck dick or take dick because they 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:21.680 take they fucking shade butter niggas. You want to ashy 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:23.920 niggas to be able to be good at fucking No. 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:26.760 I only want butter penis. I don't want Ashley Dick. 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:28.600 Now, I'm a grown up, and that's why you give 0:16:28.640 --> 0:16:29.280 head terribly. 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:33.200 Okay, Now I'll be like Marie, you got to show 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:34.120 them that you're. 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:35.320 Not mad at you. 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:38.240 Gotta ass. 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:42.280 But me being a whole, I don't have to eat. 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:47.560 I don't Sidney, Yeah, that is weird. You don't use 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:48.760 your beday she has a day. 0:16:48.760 --> 0:16:50.480 I don't need to. I don't need to. 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:52.680 But Jack, I feel like you would be terrible to 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:53.760 have sex with as well. 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:57.720 Phenomenal Zack Jack, Zach Jack. 0:16:57.800 --> 0:16:59.360 You seem like the type of person that when you 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:02.680 have sex, you like do like wrestling moves and like 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:04.879 legit be like you put a bitch in a and 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:08.199 ahead and like and you tap your elbow and then 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:11.360 you like land on, like you'll break somebody's bed and leave. Yes, 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:14.720 I feel like yes that No, I don't think you're 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:19.200 not not breaking it from like actual, I think you'll 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:21.760 just break somebody's bed and then be like your bed 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:23.679 fell when you was in the shower and then you. 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:26.080 Gotta turn this off. You can't always be on antics. 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:28.520 I know there's like a sensual sexual side to you, Marie. 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:31.879 Wow, he's trying to get you open, Marie. This is 0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:34.400 this is how people put the gyms on, Marie. 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:36.240 They'll be like, hold on, but I see something good 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:38.159 in your mind and then they slide in your DMS 0:17:38.160 --> 0:17:39.800 and be like I want to just take you out 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:41.040 one night, one night. 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:43.520 They're not sliding in my dms like this all I 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:46.280 dare you to go on one day? She gets the 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:49.879 job done. That's because you got an Ashy did bro 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:53.920 ash did makes presence, Marie, I dare you go on 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:56.080 a date with with Jack Knight. 0:17:57.880 --> 0:18:00.600 That's what's not gonna happen. To find out, this is. 0:18:03.880 --> 0:18:06.920 What the date we'd be slap boxes ability outside of 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:09.280 a red lobster nigga talk about the biscuits. 0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:14.760 We got seven, we got four three that's stupid. 0:18:14.880 --> 0:18:16.920 I didn't bring my card. Neither we would. We would 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:17.480 try to dine and. 0:18:17.480 --> 0:18:19.640 As we got two people who yell on the mic 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:20.679 this is gonna be allowed, and. 0:18:20.680 --> 0:18:23.399 Then you yell on the mic also actually no voice 0:18:24.840 --> 0:18:25.880 you go next to y'all. 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:28.760 Wow, that's that's because you guys are trying to get 0:18:28.800 --> 0:18:31.720 me to date Ashy dick dudes, not date, just hook 0:18:31.840 --> 0:18:34.680 up with Uh, I'm taking Jack. 0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:40.920 When you have sex with women, how do you turn off? This? 0:18:41.359 --> 0:18:42.680 This and who? 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:44.679 Women are very excited when I turned off because they 0:18:44.720 --> 0:18:45.879 think they have something special. 0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:48.200 That's true. 0:18:48.359 --> 0:18:49.879 So what I do is like I just I'm all 0:18:49.920 --> 0:18:51.840 antics and crazy, and I do all this ship and 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:52.840 then when I'm one of one, I'm. 0:18:52.760 --> 0:18:53.879 Like, yeah, you know, I just do that for the 0:18:53.960 --> 0:18:54.560 people before you. 0:18:54.800 --> 0:18:58.000 Man, I seen the ship you're making your instant pont nigga, Like, 0:18:58.200 --> 0:19:02.600 that's not you turn it off. What he's He makes 0:19:02.640 --> 0:19:04.200 food in the instant pot, and I feel like he 0:19:04.320 --> 0:19:06.320 does the instant pot like a crockpot. 0:19:06.440 --> 0:19:09.680 Yeah yeah sometimes, Wow, you be crockpott. 0:19:10.040 --> 0:19:12.440 Yeah you don't seem like the type that would crock pot. 0:19:12.680 --> 0:19:14.240 What is the appropriate way that you want me to 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:16.040 put the ship in different pots and pants and wash 0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:16.560 all that ship? 0:19:16.800 --> 0:19:17.520 Yeah? 0:19:17.760 --> 0:19:20.480 No, you niggas are weird. My boss Nick Crole uses 0:19:20.480 --> 0:19:22.680 the insta pot. I use the insta pot. Rich niggas do, 0:19:22.760 --> 0:19:23.240 rich nigga. 0:19:23.240 --> 0:19:25.840 Sh it sounds like the thing that all the white 0:19:25.840 --> 0:19:28.000 people put in front of their toilets so they can 0:19:28.080 --> 0:19:29.320 poop with their knees up. 0:19:29.520 --> 0:19:31.040 Insta pot, That's what that sounds like. 0:19:31.200 --> 0:19:36.240 I feel like you don't know what anything is. Wow, 0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:39.560 this is beautiful. I really am a good first date. 0:19:39.680 --> 0:19:45.359 Yeah, this is this is exactly is here? Okay, So instapot, 0:19:45.440 --> 0:19:48.200 I don't know what the hell that is? Uh, crackpot. 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:50.000 Yeah, you can take rise, you can take vegetables, you 0:19:50.040 --> 0:19:52.359 can take anything. Pot So do you go cook your 0:19:52.400 --> 0:19:54.720 little meat on it in the grill, lit fry? 0:19:54.800 --> 0:19:56.200 Whatever? What's going on? It's going on? 0:19:56.400 --> 0:19:58.600 This is this is Jack Knight. Do you think guys 0:19:58.920 --> 0:19:59.639 that Maurice should go. 0:19:59.600 --> 0:20:00.960 On a date again. 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:05.440 I'm taking Yes, I also Sidney, I t him taken 0:20:05.560 --> 0:20:06.600 by my unemployment. 0:20:09.240 --> 0:20:11.520 No one's here to date Marie. We're here to get Marie. 0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:16.440 Dick's a queen as okay, So as somebody who's out 0:20:16.480 --> 0:20:21.080 here just slaying the vagina, I'm not again taking yeah, 0:20:21.520 --> 0:20:24.160 taking care of business as somebody who's getting pussy regularly. 0:20:24.800 --> 0:20:26.879 What can I do to up my chance of getting 0:20:26.880 --> 0:20:27.840 more dick? How about that? 0:20:29.400 --> 0:20:30.320 You get dick? Though? 0:20:30.920 --> 0:20:31.240 What is this? 0:20:31.520 --> 0:20:32.360 What is this conversation? 0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:32.600 Why? 0:20:32.880 --> 0:20:36.320 Why are we let's having a mature adult conversation conversation? 0:20:37.400 --> 0:20:39.480 You get dick and you're really mad about the fact 0:20:39.480 --> 0:20:41.159 about the dick that you get. Maybe you need to 0:20:41.200 --> 0:20:41.880 work in yourself. 0:20:43.560 --> 0:20:49.159 I'm trying to I'm trying to be a hoe more dicks. 0:20:50.480 --> 0:20:53.200 Of dicks, Just be a ho. 0:20:53.880 --> 0:20:55.800 Yes, but we're talking about okay, you. 0:20:55.840 --> 0:20:59.320 Know what we don't understand. I'm missing something I feel. 0:20:59.119 --> 0:21:02.480 Like y'all are just oil and oil and water. 0:21:02.840 --> 0:21:05.920 Y'all are just the same with our chairs because we can't. 0:21:06.200 --> 0:21:10.920 He said, stop fighting niggas. Yes, I'm not fighting anybody. 0:21:11.520 --> 0:21:15.240 I'm that you're abusing men. That's why you're not getting dick. 0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:17.159 You hit them too much for them to be like 0:21:17.359 --> 0:21:19.080 inside of you whatever. 0:21:20.320 --> 0:21:21.840 Like the type you bag her cup and she socks 0:21:21.880 --> 0:21:30.240 you the chest. It says, good game, had a good time. 0:21:31.880 --> 0:21:34.240 Let's reel this back in and back to problematic. 0:21:34.359 --> 0:21:37.240 Problematic, jack I feel like you say a lot of 0:21:37.280 --> 0:21:40.560 things in your stand up that I'd be like, you 0:21:40.760 --> 0:21:43.520 can put off because you are you, and you you 0:21:43.680 --> 0:21:46.680 are great in stand up. But there's some things that 0:21:46.800 --> 0:21:49.480 I've I've heard you say that I'm like, have you 0:21:49.520 --> 0:21:51.000 got any pushback from anything that? 0:21:51.880 --> 0:21:51.920 What? 0:21:52.320 --> 0:21:55.240 What's one this thing you think you've ever said on stage? 0:21:55.320 --> 0:21:59.480 Yeah? The other night at PD show, Yes, I. 0:21:59.640 --> 0:22:02.280 Was there, Okay, Sidney, the listeners wasn't there. 0:22:02.520 --> 0:22:04.879 I said, I said, it's really unfair to compare the 0:22:04.960 --> 0:22:07.399 talents of Michael Jackson and Beyonce because one of them 0:22:07.440 --> 0:22:09.080 had to deal with the looming fact that they liked 0:22:09.119 --> 0:22:13.280 to fuck children and a whole table of Pete's family, 0:22:13.440 --> 0:22:14.919 and I don't I think they're like Dominican, what are 0:22:14.960 --> 0:22:15.639 they Haitian? 0:22:16.200 --> 0:22:17.320 They're all black and older. 0:22:17.840 --> 0:22:20.480 And I wanted this long thing about how the most 0:22:20.520 --> 0:22:23.920 talented people ever usually were pedophiles, and how white booty 0:22:23.960 --> 0:22:26.200 hole does a lot for black men like Tyler Creator 0:22:26.240 --> 0:22:28.560 funks a lot of white boys, and Frank Ocean fucks 0:22:28.600 --> 0:22:30.400 white boys and Michael Jackson white boys. 0:22:30.440 --> 0:22:31.040 Is what I'm saying. 0:22:31.160 --> 0:22:34.080 There's something special within the white boy rectum, black men 0:22:34.280 --> 0:22:37.440 unlocked within themselves, and nobody enjoyed that. 0:22:38.680 --> 0:22:43.760 There's something special within the white and black men. 0:22:44.400 --> 0:22:46.280 You said, need to access it. 0:22:47.320 --> 0:22:56.280 And our producer gay hot intern Andrews. 0:22:54.720 --> 0:23:04.639 Like Farlane, what do you think, black dress? What is 0:23:04.640 --> 0:23:05.600 he doing now? What is he doing? 0:23:05.760 --> 0:23:06.400 Okay? Wow? 0:23:06.960 --> 0:23:08.280 Wait you fuck the black dude name calling? 0:23:08.359 --> 0:23:08.479 Right? 0:23:08.920 --> 0:23:13.320 And what is he doing professionally now? Software? 0:23:13.400 --> 0:23:14.880 That still feels like a good job. 0:23:15.000 --> 0:23:16.879 Man, that's a good job. You see what his boodio 0:23:17.000 --> 0:23:17.920 does for the black community. 0:23:18.680 --> 0:23:19.960 You body holding that, Andrew? 0:23:20.119 --> 0:23:23.960 Wow, I'm just saying, bro, it's a lot of a 0:23:24.000 --> 0:23:26.960 lot of our favorite black artists who have sex with men, 0:23:27.200 --> 0:23:28.480 Marlon Brando, Richard Pryor. 0:23:30.240 --> 0:23:32.000 So I'm not understand what you're saying. You're saying that 0:23:32.080 --> 0:23:34.000 in order for black men to be successful, they got 0:23:34.119 --> 0:23:34.680 to bang. 0:23:34.920 --> 0:23:36.120 No, that's not what I'm saying. 0:23:36.720 --> 0:23:41.200 I'm saying it's statistically proving that black men who fuck 0:23:41.320 --> 0:23:43.320 white boys end up being great. 0:23:44.520 --> 0:23:48.120 Statistically, where are your statistics. 0:23:47.560 --> 0:23:52.359 Michael Jackson, uh tyl the creator, Richard pryor Steve Lacy. 0:23:52.520 --> 0:23:53.639 I don't know all the game, niggas. 0:23:55.520 --> 0:23:58.560 It's other black dudes banging like it's Ashley white dudes too, 0:23:58.600 --> 0:23:59.480 it's actually white dude. 0:23:59.760 --> 0:24:04.920 Yeah, what what we're talking about? Booty hole? I talk about. 0:24:06.520 --> 0:24:08.680 God, booty hole is not gay. 0:24:08.840 --> 0:24:10.360 No, that's access. 0:24:10.720 --> 0:24:13.240 This This episode is definitely off the rails, and I 0:24:13.359 --> 0:24:13.560 love it. 0:24:13.840 --> 0:24:16.639 And I'm just saying, you, guys, okay, let me think 0:24:16.680 --> 0:24:19.520 of another I'm we're trying to get other problematic jokes 0:24:19.520 --> 0:24:21.280 out of you, but you're trying to like explain to 0:24:21.440 --> 0:24:23.000 us why this joke is true. 0:24:23.119 --> 0:24:24.320 It's not a joke. I think it's true. 0:24:25.600 --> 0:24:27.160 See, that's why you're really problematic. 0:24:29.240 --> 0:24:33.560 Everybody said, mm, like, we don't even want to dig 0:24:33.600 --> 0:24:36.520 a barre hole than it is the white hole that 0:24:36.600 --> 0:24:38.280 you're actually talking about. I don't want to dig it. 0:24:39.080 --> 0:24:40.840 When is uh, when is this coming out? 0:24:41.240 --> 0:24:42.000 Probably this week? 0:24:42.160 --> 0:24:42.480 This week? 0:24:42.600 --> 0:24:45.440 Okay, so well Friday, Friday, okay, Wednesday. They're doing like 0:24:45.440 --> 0:24:47.440 the little Comedy Central thing. We're like letting us do 0:24:47.560 --> 0:24:50.359 like seven minutes and put on there whatever, and they 0:24:50.440 --> 0:24:51.720 make you like send in your jokes. 0:24:51.880 --> 0:24:52.040 Yes. 0:24:52.160 --> 0:24:53.840 And one of the jokes I sent in was the 0:24:54.640 --> 0:24:56.840 squirt joke. Yes, and they said yes. 0:24:57.359 --> 0:24:58.560 They said yes to your score. 0:24:58.480 --> 0:24:59.680 They said yes to the scort joke. 0:24:59.760 --> 0:25:02.880 So at one point on television, they're gonna let me say, 0:25:03.200 --> 0:25:04.840 have you ever eaten pussy in a bit? 0:25:04.880 --> 0:25:06.399 Squirt in your face? And you feel like you want 0:25:06.440 --> 0:25:07.439 a Nickelodeon Award? 0:25:08.480 --> 0:25:10.960 And that's it's a good try to say that. Very problematic. 0:25:11.200 --> 0:25:14.440 It's a great joke, very problematic. Problematic, it's problematic either. 0:25:14.560 --> 0:25:17.600 Problematic is like things that you say that people. 0:25:19.280 --> 0:25:23.879 I love. Award you got fly, Yeah, the problem is 0:25:24.160 --> 0:25:30.520 that's good. You did well. Your little green don't get 0:25:30.560 --> 0:25:34.320 out of my house? You won get get out of Yeah? 0:25:35.520 --> 0:25:35.720 Wow? 0:25:35.840 --> 0:25:36.800 Then crazy kid? 0:25:37.000 --> 0:25:39.520 Yeah you haven't you have another joke? 0:25:39.640 --> 0:25:43.000 That's uh? Was there one that bothered you? Even if 0:25:43.000 --> 0:25:45.879 it's off stage? Just some ship. I don't know, because 0:25:45.880 --> 0:25:46.920 you guys as much as. 0:25:46.840 --> 0:25:49.120 You guys like to pretend you're not problematic. Off off 0:25:49.160 --> 0:25:54.240 the you guys are maniacs. Me yes, I think the 0:25:54.280 --> 0:25:55.040 maniac City. 0:25:56.560 --> 0:25:57.680 I don't even know how we're friends. 0:25:57.720 --> 0:26:02.920 Well no, Sidney said, I'm a maniac. She don't know 0:26:02.960 --> 0:26:10.159 why we're friends. Means merch right there, guys, maniac whodies 0:26:10.200 --> 0:26:11.840 come in spring twenty twenty. 0:26:13.920 --> 0:26:15.639 What what what have we said Jack that. 0:26:15.680 --> 0:26:17.600 You've been like, well, it's like it's the reason why 0:26:17.640 --> 0:26:21.800 you guys work like you're a psychopath and she's a sociopath, 0:26:21.920 --> 0:26:23.760 and so you just are just out loud like I 0:26:23.800 --> 0:26:26.560 don't think anybody should read. And then you're just you'll 0:26:26.680 --> 0:26:28.280 call me a face on me at two in the morning, 0:26:28.320 --> 0:26:30.280 being like she's insane. 0:26:31.760 --> 0:26:34.000 Social path. Yes, I think she's terrifyingly crazy. 0:26:34.040 --> 0:26:35.600 Pick up every time she face times you with t 0:26:35.720 --> 0:26:36.560 A Gonna says. 0:26:36.400 --> 0:26:38.040 Some funny crazy shit. I think the most part. 0:26:38.320 --> 0:26:41.080 Jack picks up well one he won. He's like, are 0:26:41.119 --> 0:26:41.600 you okay? 0:26:42.000 --> 0:26:42.200 Yeah? 0:26:42.440 --> 0:26:43.040 Are you all right? 0:26:43.560 --> 0:26:46.320 You will start with okay, Yeah, I told you she's 0:26:46.440 --> 0:26:47.880 in an emergency situation. 0:26:48.080 --> 0:26:51.439 She facetimes show if need be. I'm first I know. 0:26:51.560 --> 0:26:54.200 Jack got got the money on lock so I know 0:26:54.560 --> 0:26:57.960 that that big mouth money if I was big mouth 0:26:58.119 --> 0:27:02.200 net fax money jack a a any like two grand 0:27:02.320 --> 0:27:04.639 real quick vemo. No, I feel like you would help 0:27:04.680 --> 0:27:05.080 me out. Man. 0:27:05.119 --> 0:27:07.080 I got a light skinned mama and light skinned girl. Dog. 0:27:07.119 --> 0:27:07.520 I'm broke. 0:27:07.840 --> 0:27:08.639 You are like skin mom. 0:27:10.760 --> 0:27:12.720 He's on the record, he's like, I ain't got no money. 0:27:12.840 --> 0:27:13.440 I can't help you. 0:27:13.520 --> 0:27:15.120 But off the record, I was like, off the record, 0:27:15.119 --> 0:27:17.639 he'll slide it to you and take your time with 0:27:17.760 --> 0:27:18.320 paying back. 0:27:18.400 --> 0:27:20.560 Yeah, like no rush on paying it back. 0:27:21.280 --> 0:27:21.480 Yeah. 0:27:21.840 --> 0:27:22.280 I love that. 0:27:22.720 --> 0:27:22.920 Yeah. 0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:25.639 Okay, So have you ever said something problematic that like 0:27:26.040 --> 0:27:29.680 got you uh dumped or you got into a fight 0:27:29.760 --> 0:27:30.200 because of it? 0:27:30.320 --> 0:27:31.080 Because I feel like. 0:27:31.560 --> 0:27:34.080 I think I perfected problematic in like high school in 0:27:34.119 --> 0:27:37.480 middle school, because I've never been suspended yet, never been expelled, 0:27:37.720 --> 0:27:40.959 really never gotten attention before, never got detention, never got 0:27:41.000 --> 0:27:42.560 attention before, never got attention. 0:27:42.680 --> 0:27:43.480 I mean even I've. 0:27:43.320 --> 0:27:45.560 Gotten I was always tardy, always skipped class. 0:27:47.480 --> 0:27:49.200 No, I would just like I would always get everyone 0:27:49.280 --> 0:27:51.280 to the line and then be able to back pedal. 0:27:51.119 --> 0:27:51.800 Back right before. 0:27:51.920 --> 0:27:55.080 It was like, Okay, I don't like this, nigga, But 0:27:55.280 --> 0:27:57.800 every time, every single time, I feel like you're somebody 0:27:57.880 --> 0:28:00.840 that like every day, will like push that line a 0:28:01.160 --> 0:28:02.000 little bit. 0:28:02.280 --> 0:28:03.360 Right, making the line further. 0:28:03.480 --> 0:28:06.359 Fuck you never got detention. I don't believe it. 0:28:06.400 --> 0:28:08.520 I don't believe it as my mom, you liing dead ass. 0:28:08.640 --> 0:28:10.879 You lie to your mom and now you lie, you 0:28:11.000 --> 0:28:11.280 lie to. 0:28:11.320 --> 0:28:13.560 Your light skinned behove and now you lie into our 0:28:13.760 --> 0:28:14.959 brown skin asses. 0:28:15.119 --> 0:28:18.640 But you're saying you okay, so forget about school. Seriously, recently, 0:28:19.000 --> 0:28:21.320 you haven't said anything that has gotten you in trouble 0:28:21.840 --> 0:28:23.360 with maybe a close friend. 0:28:23.440 --> 0:28:26.639 Or work being serious or being like playing no serious, 0:28:26.760 --> 0:28:29.520 like I mean you. I've definitely seriously cuss niggers out 0:28:29.520 --> 0:28:32.320 and they didn't like me. But I've never like jokingly 0:28:32.359 --> 0:28:33.040 gotten in trouble. 0:28:33.080 --> 0:28:36.680 Now, somebody said that I have. Somebody said at work 0:28:37.440 --> 0:28:39.760 that you work at you will say some stuff and 0:28:39.840 --> 0:28:43.880 I'm like, now, my brother, Jack, now you all right now, 0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:46.000 I want to be on your side, but you you're 0:28:46.080 --> 0:28:46.800 talking crazy. 0:28:46.920 --> 0:28:49.200 He said that I won't say, wait, this is that 0:28:49.320 --> 0:28:51.160 big mo Yes, oh man, that's funny. 0:28:51.440 --> 0:28:53.040 Somebody said that. They say that a big mouth. 0:28:53.200 --> 0:28:54.600 No, no, no, there's so yeah. I can see that. 0:28:55.000 --> 0:28:58.840 You said, sure the room is like seventy like gay 0:28:58.920 --> 0:29:02.000 diggers are white it's they'll we'll be like on a 0:29:02.120 --> 0:29:04.800 roll and I'll be like and I'll blurt out something 0:29:04.840 --> 0:29:05.280 and they'll be like. 0:29:05.560 --> 0:29:09.280 Yeah, but I feel like, I'm sure you've said something jokingly, 0:29:09.480 --> 0:29:12.360 and because people get offended by jokes, Like sometimes you're 0:29:12.400 --> 0:29:14.000 just going back and forth and y'all are joking on 0:29:14.080 --> 0:29:17.040 each other and then someone says something and you're like, legit, 0:29:17.080 --> 0:29:19.480 get upset about it. You're saying that that's never happened 0:29:19.480 --> 0:29:22.360 to you. You've never made a joke that somebody was like, 0:29:23.280 --> 0:29:23.960 too soon. 0:29:24.880 --> 0:29:26.280 But I know, get in trouble for it. It's more 0:29:26.360 --> 0:29:28.840 just like, oh, but that's him, Like I get to 0:29:28.920 --> 0:29:30.520 just get it. I'm like Stuart little nigga. No one 0:29:30.560 --> 0:29:31.120 cares what I'm doing. 0:29:31.160 --> 0:29:32.400 I've never seen Stuart little. 0:29:32.480 --> 0:29:32.680 Yeah. 0:29:32.800 --> 0:29:35.320 Really better than a white mouse in a card again, 0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:35.920 No thank you. 0:29:36.400 --> 0:29:39.120 I'm not the demo for the He has a little car. 0:29:39.240 --> 0:29:40.600 He'll be with people here. 0:29:41.720 --> 0:29:46.240 He was chopping shallots and washing his dirty ass rad 0:29:46.320 --> 0:29:47.560 hands out the fucking shallo. 0:29:47.600 --> 0:29:48.360 It's a funny word. 0:29:48.440 --> 0:29:51.000 It's a good word. It comes out of Marie's mouth. 0:29:51.280 --> 0:29:53.200 Shallots, shallots. 0:29:53.440 --> 0:29:56.560 Marie says every word with an explamation point after each letter. 0:29:57.680 --> 0:30:02.000 Really shallots. No, you may sound like a cartoon. Yes, 0:30:02.720 --> 0:30:03.600 you think I'm a Carson. 0:30:04.800 --> 0:30:06.280 Hey, you got to connect your big mouth. 0:30:07.000 --> 0:30:10.200 Yeah, it's not no black girls in that cartoons. Oh yeah, 0:30:10.240 --> 0:30:13.640 but she she got a white mom, don't she. Yeah, 0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:16.160 she'd be wearing like, you know, birken stocks and stuff 0:30:16.200 --> 0:30:16.360 to the. 0:30:16.400 --> 0:30:21.960 School, Marie, you wear God, why are you lying? 0:30:22.240 --> 0:30:24.320 I love birkenstocks you have. 0:30:24.640 --> 0:30:26.240 You don't stay solid on anything. 0:30:26.600 --> 0:30:27.040 I love her. 0:30:27.680 --> 0:30:29.000 You just bounce around. 0:30:30.040 --> 0:30:31.800 I just forgot you heard it. There's not like a 0:30:31.840 --> 0:30:32.400 bottom question. 0:30:32.560 --> 0:30:32.720 Jack. 0:30:32.720 --> 0:30:36.520 You're very loose with sexuality. You talk about it a lot. 0:30:37.040 --> 0:30:40.960 Stand that you're fluid, like you make jokes insinuating that 0:30:41.680 --> 0:30:45.480 you you would be gay, but you're not because. 0:30:45.400 --> 0:30:47.680 I'm just not try shit. 0:30:48.320 --> 0:30:49.760 Okay, okay, well let's. 0:30:51.200 --> 0:30:53.280 Let's talk about what you try. Because you're having a 0:30:53.320 --> 0:30:53.800 great career. 0:30:53.960 --> 0:30:56.080 So if by your standards, you've been touching a lot 0:30:56.120 --> 0:30:59.600 of white boy boody, because you said that, like they 0:30:59.640 --> 0:31:02.200 ave they a lot of stuff for black men's. 0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:05.040 Career, we're real cute right now. 0:31:05.760 --> 0:31:10.840 Jealous, I'm like jealous, the niggas would be fucking white 0:31:10.840 --> 0:31:11.280 boy booty. 0:31:11.480 --> 0:31:14.800 I'd like I see that that what you just said. 0:31:14.880 --> 0:31:16.320 I'm like, I can't believe he said that. 0:31:16.520 --> 0:31:19.680 No, but I'm so fucking straight and it's so gay, Like, 0:31:19.800 --> 0:31:21.520 I hate how straight I am. I wish I could 0:31:21.720 --> 0:31:23.640 do all that gay ship because they be having fun. 0:31:23.680 --> 0:31:25.680 You've been to gay people's stuff, gay. 0:31:25.560 --> 0:31:29.520 People still you don't even know people style it. 0:31:29.760 --> 0:31:32.600 Bro having fun, Bro, they'd be doing a whole bunch 0:31:32.600 --> 0:31:36.400 of ship straight straight niggas. But you exact nigga gay too. 0:31:37.000 --> 0:31:39.760 Yeah, you guys are both pretty nigga kiss. 0:31:39.560 --> 0:31:40.160 A man on TV. 0:31:41.240 --> 0:31:47.080 The checks were cute. Checks are really nice. Also show 0:31:47.160 --> 0:31:48.200 nobody was watching the show. 0:31:48.360 --> 0:31:50.680 But also like a lot of That's why a lot 0:31:50.720 --> 0:31:53.000 of our fluidity comes from the fact that it's problematic 0:31:53.120 --> 0:31:55.440 and like it, like we are making fun of like 0:31:55.560 --> 0:31:57.760 homophobia in the black community by doing gay ship. 0:31:58.120 --> 0:31:59.920 Oh so now you're a crusader for the gays. 0:32:01.960 --> 0:32:03.520 I'm the Harvey Milk of this generation. 0:32:03.720 --> 0:32:06.760 I'm not gonna agree and stand my ally. 0:32:06.960 --> 0:32:09.280 I am the har I disagree. 0:32:09.200 --> 0:32:13.280 Harvey Milk, Kurt Cobain, Jack knag Zack Fox Absolutely. 0:32:12.960 --> 0:32:16.960 Jack Knight Zack Foxes. Wow, Andrew, do you you agree? 0:32:17.720 --> 0:32:17.760 No? 0:32:18.080 --> 0:32:19.280 He said that you guys are allies. 0:32:19.360 --> 0:32:21.080 Andrew thinks you're cute. 0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:21.720 That's what that is. 0:32:22.240 --> 0:32:24.240 If you were ugly and missing her tooth, he'd be 0:32:24.320 --> 0:32:25.840 like that nigga kill him, now. 0:32:26.800 --> 0:32:31.440 Kill that. That's exactly what Andrew would say. Kill that nigga. 0:32:31.480 --> 0:32:37.240 Now that's March. Kill that nigga. 0:32:37.240 --> 0:32:40.960 Now, hoodie's available for the fall season coming out. If 0:32:41.000 --> 0:32:42.560 we don't have zip ups and we're gonna have. 0:32:42.640 --> 0:32:45.479 Short I need a crew neck of that motherfucker right now. 0:32:45.880 --> 0:32:49.320 I need a crew neck of kill that motherfucker. But 0:32:49.560 --> 0:32:51.280 just with his face, just like kind of with the 0:32:51.320 --> 0:32:52.560 headphones on, disgruntle. 0:32:52.760 --> 0:32:56.360 Yeah, we need to do little emojis of him being 0:32:56.480 --> 0:32:57.920 upset in the in the studio. 0:32:58.680 --> 0:33:00.600 H Well, let's talk a little bit of who you are, 0:33:00.720 --> 0:33:02.920 why you're this rude? Like are you an only child? 0:33:05.560 --> 0:33:06.680 Were you a latchkey kid? 0:33:06.880 --> 0:33:09.480 Yep? Wow, you're kind of reading me for Phil. 0:33:09.920 --> 0:33:12.040 I mean, did you have a relationship with your dad? 0:33:12.280 --> 0:33:12.480 Nope? 0:33:12.560 --> 0:33:17.120 Nope, okay, okay, wow. And you're from Wood State, Seattle, Seattle. 0:33:17.280 --> 0:33:20.040 I was gonna guess that. Wow, it's almost like we 0:33:20.160 --> 0:33:20.720 know each other. 0:33:21.640 --> 0:33:23.680 No, but he doesn't seem like a Seattle guy though, 0:33:23.800 --> 0:33:26.440 because he seems like the black friend in Seattle. 0:33:26.640 --> 0:33:29.080 No, it's a lot of black people in Seattle. 0:33:29.200 --> 0:33:31.560 Yeah, really, we just don't go outside it between white 0:33:31.560 --> 0:33:32.040 people out there. 0:33:32.120 --> 0:33:34.360 Okay, So like I don't understand. 0:33:34.120 --> 0:33:36.520 How y'all find from Seattle. 0:33:36.920 --> 0:33:39.160 Oh wow, but it was a different time. 0:33:39.640 --> 0:33:41.680 Yeah. And Jimmy Hendricks was also looking like he didn't 0:33:41.720 --> 0:33:44.280 use conditioner in his friend didn't that miss? 0:33:44.560 --> 0:33:47.120 Yeah, well he lived in London. There's no conditioner in London. 0:33:47.120 --> 0:33:47.880 And they barely have to. 0:33:48.120 --> 0:33:48.360 Yeah. 0:33:48.800 --> 0:33:54.920 You, it's like from Seattle, really, but I cannot make sense. 0:33:55.160 --> 0:33:56.920 Rachel Dole is from near Seattle. 0:33:57.040 --> 0:34:00.120 Yeah that makes sense though, that checks out. Yeah, Now 0:34:00.320 --> 0:34:02.120 black people, she's saying, now with black people like you, 0:34:02.320 --> 0:34:04.400 and she was like, I too, am black. 0:34:05.880 --> 0:34:08.680 It's always so corny when like black people were like, 0:34:08.719 --> 0:34:10.440 there's no black people in Seattle or Portland. 0:34:10.440 --> 0:34:12.960 It's like, nigga, just go other places. 0:34:13.040 --> 0:34:13.880 It's where it's not. 0:34:14.200 --> 0:34:16.560 It's not saying that there's none, it's a saying we 0:34:16.640 --> 0:34:20.280 don't see it's niggas in Seattle, not black folks, but niggas. 0:34:20.760 --> 0:34:23.320 Yeah, the niggas everywhere, right. 0:34:23.239 --> 0:34:25.520 But it's fascinating you. I think we're from nigga. 0:34:25.760 --> 0:34:27.480 Drake is from Canada. 0:34:27.640 --> 0:34:28.360 Okay, Canada. 0:34:28.480 --> 0:34:32.040 That's way harder to understand than like Seattle or Portland. 0:34:33.120 --> 0:34:35.200 Has a bunch of Haitians. You know, it's Toronto. 0:34:35.360 --> 0:34:36.359 How did get there? 0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:37.479 What are you talking about? 0:34:37.480 --> 0:34:38.560 How did the Haitians get to Canada? 0:34:39.160 --> 0:34:41.440 They speak French up there, so the Haitians went up there. 0:34:41.880 --> 0:34:44.200 I don't know why there's black people in Seattle, sire. 0:34:44.480 --> 0:34:46.919 That was that was one of the say boyle boy, 0:34:48.440 --> 0:34:50.720 bayle boy. I see why it was canceled. 0:34:52.680 --> 0:34:55.720 God, it's canceled because we don't understand. 0:34:55.800 --> 0:34:57.680 I'm saying that if there's people in Canada and they 0:34:57.719 --> 0:34:59.960 went all the way from Haiti all the way to Canada, 0:35:00.000 --> 0:35:01.400 don't think biggas stopped in Seattle. 0:35:01.400 --> 0:35:02.600 You don't think niggas stopped. 0:35:02.400 --> 0:35:06.719 At is not on the way. That's why I'm away 0:35:06.760 --> 0:35:08.000 from where my people come from. 0:35:08.960 --> 0:35:10.480 Yes, Seattle is not on the way. 0:35:10.840 --> 0:35:13.759 No, not directly, Marie. I'm gonna go do my show, 0:35:15.360 --> 0:35:17.960 Jesus show, Yeah, show how the. 0:35:18.080 --> 0:35:20.359 Nerve of you have a show and be here late 0:35:20.960 --> 0:35:24.120 and be here late, the audacity, negocity, the. 0:35:24.200 --> 0:35:24.920 Negocity of you. 0:35:25.080 --> 0:35:26.759 This is some Seattle nigga behavior right here. 0:35:27.160 --> 0:35:28.719 You don't even know what Seattle niggas are. 0:35:28.719 --> 0:35:31.440 Like, they're like this, I will say and I will 0:35:31.480 --> 0:35:36.320 say one thing, turn my chair, I will say this, 0:35:36.760 --> 0:35:41.560 and uh that you surround yourself around people who challenge 0:35:41.600 --> 0:35:44.400 you but also accept you. Yeah, you know you hang 0:35:44.440 --> 0:35:46.080 out with Langston Kerman. 0:35:46.440 --> 0:35:51.640 Mister non problematically self, the king of light skins. I love. 0:35:51.960 --> 0:35:54.120 He was on this podcast and he really tried to 0:35:54.120 --> 0:35:55.880 go toe for to with us. I mean we were 0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:57.120 trying to roast him and he was trying to come 0:35:57.480 --> 0:35:58.280 a light skin expert. 0:35:58.400 --> 0:36:01.880 Yeah, well he's a light skin expert. Yeah, because he, 0:36:04.239 --> 0:36:05.919 I mean hateskin people. 0:36:06.440 --> 0:36:06.680 WHOA. 0:36:07.080 --> 0:36:12.280 That's why he hates his girlfriend light skin. 0:36:12.640 --> 0:36:14.319 He loves, he loves her. You don't like her. 0:36:16.200 --> 0:36:17.000 His fiance. 0:36:17.560 --> 0:36:20.719 Yeah, they don't be kicking it like that. Wow, work 0:36:21.000 --> 0:36:21.520 with me. I don't know. 0:36:23.040 --> 0:36:25.239 I don't know how she allows him to be with 0:36:25.360 --> 0:36:26.160 you half the time. 0:36:26.200 --> 0:36:27.879 She loves me, she loves problematic shit. 0:36:28.400 --> 0:36:29.440 Really, you know what it is. 0:36:29.520 --> 0:36:30.719 I think you get away with it. 0:36:31.400 --> 0:36:33.360 I think you get away with it so well because 0:36:33.440 --> 0:36:36.200 you're like you like have a cute face, that's all 0:36:36.280 --> 0:36:36.480 it is. 0:36:36.520 --> 0:36:38.440 But you got like a cubo boy face, That's all 0:36:38.480 --> 0:36:40.320 it is. Remember when you said you went to Montreal. 0:36:40.440 --> 0:36:43.920 You were a jfl and and Jack and Kevin Iso 0:36:44.120 --> 0:36:45.920 were West. 0:36:47.719 --> 0:36:49.480 If you want to ask expert, bring on. 0:36:51.840 --> 0:36:52.799 That thing. 0:36:55.080 --> 0:36:57.960 You were roasting some guy who looked like the KFC 0:36:58.200 --> 0:36:58.759 Colonel No. 0:36:59.160 --> 0:37:02.600 It was the sixth flags Man, the old. 0:37:04.840 --> 0:37:08.719 Sam and Clayton, everybody, everybody that was crazy. He was 0:37:08.760 --> 0:37:10.759 the owner of like one of the biggest comedy clubs 0:37:10.800 --> 0:37:12.359 in Boston. Now he won't let me do the club. 0:37:12.800 --> 0:37:15.719 Oh see the problematic No, no. 0:37:15.800 --> 0:37:17.560 No, no, I just had to talk to him. 0:37:17.600 --> 0:37:19.440 He wants me to apologize because of that. 0:37:20.040 --> 0:37:21.800 Well, like everybody was shooting. But then I said that, 0:37:21.960 --> 0:37:24.279 I said, wow, that was long ago. I said, he 0:37:24.360 --> 0:37:26.760 looked like a slave bastard for a bunch of silly slaves. 0:37:26.840 --> 0:37:30.680 Oh my god, that's the stuff that you say that. 0:37:30.760 --> 0:37:32.239 I'm like, Jack, what's wrong with you? 0:37:32.640 --> 0:37:35.600 But niggas doing cartwheels? 0:37:36.360 --> 0:37:41.320 It was they went for so long. They roasted him first, 0:37:41.680 --> 0:37:44.320 and they were like running with their laughter. 0:37:44.400 --> 0:37:44.759 They were like. 0:37:46.239 --> 0:37:48.560 Like they were It was hilarious. And he stood there 0:37:48.560 --> 0:37:53.680 in a white suit with his white hair, just Colonel 0:37:53.719 --> 0:37:58.160 Sanders dad. He did have a stupid I don't know 0:37:58.200 --> 0:37:59.360 if there was a hat, but in my mind I 0:37:59.400 --> 0:37:59.880 feel like it was. 0:38:00.280 --> 0:38:01.840 But it was like one of those roads. You know, 0:38:02.320 --> 0:38:04.400 he had nothing, and he just like he stopped. He 0:38:04.400 --> 0:38:06.560 didn't even understand what we're saying anymore. 0:38:06.280 --> 0:38:08.000 Because you guys were probably screaming. 0:38:09.360 --> 0:38:11.920 That's the beginning of Like if his his life was 0:38:11.960 --> 0:38:13.680 a show, it'd be like it would start at that 0:38:13.800 --> 0:38:14.800 moment it was. 0:38:15.000 --> 0:38:18.640 It will pause and it'd be like record scratch, Hey 0:38:18.800 --> 0:38:19.120 that's me. 0:38:20.000 --> 0:38:22.480 I bet you're asking how I got how I got here? 0:38:24.040 --> 0:38:25.560 And then he like takes the camera and puts it on. 0:38:25.640 --> 0:38:27.120 He's like because of that nigga over there. 0:38:27.480 --> 0:38:28.880 Yeah, and it's just so. 0:38:30.440 --> 0:38:31.399 Wait, but I have a question. 0:38:32.520 --> 0:38:33.960 His teeth just came out the concrete. 0:38:33.960 --> 0:38:34.040 Bro. 0:38:35.000 --> 0:38:38.000 Yeah, wait till he get his Veneers money together. I 0:38:38.040 --> 0:38:38.680 don't think he is. 0:38:38.800 --> 0:38:40.000 I think he's going to keep his teeth. 0:38:42.960 --> 0:38:46.080 Daniel Caesar, Yeah, he's like. 0:38:46.080 --> 0:38:47.000 I don't need good teeth. 0:38:47.040 --> 0:38:51.239 I'm funny. It's like, yeah, you don't need good teeth 0:38:51.320 --> 0:38:53.160 to be funny, but you need some proper teeth to 0:38:53.200 --> 0:38:53.680 get some mask. 0:38:53.760 --> 0:38:55.480 Yeah, they say that. I think it got a collage 0:38:55.520 --> 0:38:55.920 of teeth. 0:38:58.840 --> 0:39:01.319 It's like they just placed them where they fit. 0:39:01.880 --> 0:39:04.000 They got it took a whole bunch of teeth from 0:39:04.000 --> 0:39:04.719 a whole bunch of people. 0:39:04.800 --> 0:39:08.160 Plays well, the teeth actually look like he's saying, you 0:39:08.200 --> 0:39:08.800 got a ransom. 0:39:08.880 --> 0:39:09.919 Note about. 0:39:11.680 --> 0:39:14.279 Nigga, there's about fifteen people looking for their tooth and 0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:15.279 they all like Kevin's mouth. 0:39:15.600 --> 0:39:19.439 Oh my gosh, put solutions on the skin this nigga. 0:39:19.480 --> 0:39:21.040 Kevin got a whole bunch of bodies under these. 0:39:21.680 --> 0:39:24.000 Jack How do you How do you feel about roasts? 0:39:24.040 --> 0:39:25.400 I feel like roasts are problematic. 0:39:25.480 --> 0:39:28.040 I don't like I don't like like set up roasts, 0:39:28.640 --> 0:39:29.879 like like I come there. 0:39:30.120 --> 0:39:32.680 I mean, I support everybody in rose body, all my friends, 0:39:32.960 --> 0:39:34.880 but it's like I don't like doing it because it 0:39:34.960 --> 0:39:38.520 feels too like formulaic and kind of corny and mean, 0:39:38.800 --> 0:39:41.200 Like it's like it's against what roasten really kind of is. 0:39:41.280 --> 0:39:44.080 It's more just like jabbing at your friends, like wrote 0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:46.719 like set up roads, like your mom died in oh 0:39:46.800 --> 0:39:49.080 six and that's why you're dumb. And it's like Jesus 0:39:49.160 --> 0:39:50.120 fucking Christ. 0:39:49.920 --> 0:39:55.279 Bro, somebody said, change the whole game. Wow, sideways, Well 0:39:55.360 --> 0:39:57.400 let me see if we get sitting in it sideways. 0:39:57.160 --> 0:40:01.760 All right, But more important, you guys are both beautiful 0:40:01.760 --> 0:40:03.759 and amazing and at the end of the Broad City 0:40:03.800 --> 0:40:05.040 episode where you both walked out. 0:40:05.480 --> 0:40:08.600 I genuinely cried, Really, she was fucking fire. 0:40:08.800 --> 0:40:11.759 I enjoyed that a lot. I'm glad that you didn't. 0:40:11.760 --> 0:40:13.160 I didn't know what was happening. No one told me 0:40:13.200 --> 0:40:14.640 what was happening. I didn't even like it was one 0:40:14.680 --> 0:40:17.239 of those things. I was just watching the episode, like 0:40:17.320 --> 0:40:20.160 I just I didn't look at Twitter guys post about it. 0:40:20.400 --> 0:40:22.040 So I was just like watching the episode and I 0:40:22.040 --> 0:40:22.320 saw you. 0:40:22.400 --> 0:40:27.560 I was like, what the that's great? Yeah. 0:40:27.719 --> 0:40:28.759 Jordan Temple hit. 0:40:28.719 --> 0:40:30.960 Me up and will my fucking mind and they were 0:40:31.040 --> 0:40:33.200 like this is so cool. But it was also like perfect. 0:40:33.239 --> 0:40:35.279 It was also like the right decision to make it 0:40:35.600 --> 0:40:38.400 would it was like, you know, you guys getting it 0:40:38.520 --> 0:40:40.439 and then also being on broads he was like, oh, yeah, 0:40:40.480 --> 0:40:42.120 this is yes, exactly perfect. 0:40:42.560 --> 0:40:45.960 You know what's another great decision? On time you talking 0:40:46.000 --> 0:40:48.759 to Nick Kroll and uh, you know, helping helping the 0:40:48.760 --> 0:40:49.359 community out. 0:40:50.840 --> 0:40:52.480 He said, you gotta put your finger in nikkerels. 0:40:52.520 --> 0:40:55.439 But oh, y'all better hurry up than paying fifteen girls 0:40:55.480 --> 0:40:56.160 is running a monk? 0:40:58.239 --> 0:41:06.080 Are you really leaving right now? Wow? Are please get 0:41:06.160 --> 0:41:10.200 him on the ground. I can't believe he just left. 0:41:10.280 --> 0:41:14.000 Honestly, this is the weirdest podcast episode we've ever recorded. 0:41:14.040 --> 0:41:18.600 That was really rude and also on brand of Jack Knight. 0:41:18.800 --> 0:41:19.360 Problematic. 0:41:19.600 --> 0:41:23.800 I'm switching microphones because this one is they got lipnig syndrome. 0:41:23.920 --> 0:41:25.560 Yeah, well, now that he left, I guess we could 0:41:25.680 --> 0:41:28.120 just keep it going and just chat some more. 0:41:29.400 --> 0:41:31.080 Do we need to close this door? I don't think 0:41:31.120 --> 0:41:32.920 that we should. We still need to be on this live. 0:41:33.040 --> 0:41:35.360 Do we know it's like twelve people watching. 0:41:35.640 --> 0:41:38.640 Yeah, my friends, we love you. 0:41:39.280 --> 0:41:41.560 No, we don't really love them though. Yes, I need 0:41:41.640 --> 0:41:44.400 to charge my phone. Okay, Well that was a problematic 0:41:44.440 --> 0:41:45.080 ass episode. 0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:49.080 Real sure, Jack gave us everything and then nothing at all. 0:41:49.800 --> 0:41:52.560 He gave nothing, but it was still very on brand 0:41:52.680 --> 0:41:56.400 for him. I don't believe that he's never gotten in 0:41:56.480 --> 0:41:58.399 trouble for the stuff that he says. 0:41:58.600 --> 0:42:02.000 I think that people like Jack don't know that they 0:42:02.080 --> 0:42:05.400 fuck up stuff or that they're getting in trouble because 0:42:05.440 --> 0:42:07.320 people are too scared to let them know. 0:42:07.880 --> 0:42:09.400 Hey man, that wasn't cool. 0:42:10.000 --> 0:42:10.319 Uh huh. 0:42:10.640 --> 0:42:11.399 You gotta tell people. 0:42:11.440 --> 0:42:14.640 You have to tell people when they do something wrong regularly, 0:42:14.960 --> 0:42:16.680 Like someone like Jack, you can tell him that he 0:42:16.719 --> 0:42:17.800 did something wrong, he's strong. 0:42:18.320 --> 0:42:21.239 He's gonna fake apologize or maybe he will. Do you 0:42:21.320 --> 0:42:25.160 think that he apologizes to people? Yeah? 0:42:25.440 --> 0:42:28.279 And yeah, no, I mean I've seen him do some 0:42:28.360 --> 0:42:30.120 stuff and I was like, hey man, that's I don't 0:42:30.120 --> 0:42:33.040 think that was really smart or cool. Okay, but I'm 0:42:33.080 --> 0:42:35.400 also a nigga that's not really working that much, so 0:42:35.520 --> 0:42:39.280 he's probably not listening to you. You take uber pools. 0:42:39.400 --> 0:42:42.440 I'm I don't care about what the hell you're saying. 0:42:43.880 --> 0:42:45.359 This is weird, friend, I don't. 0:42:45.480 --> 0:42:50.000 I Yeah, I mean I see him doing that also, 0:42:50.160 --> 0:42:53.440 but like, still, you should be telling people when they mess. 0:42:53.360 --> 0:42:56.319 Up, Marie. Are you that type of person that tells 0:42:56.320 --> 0:42:57.160 people when they mess up? 0:42:57.239 --> 0:42:57.439 Yeah? 0:42:57.719 --> 0:42:59.400 I feel like you should. Like I don't think you. 0:42:59.400 --> 0:43:01.120 Gotta be weird about it, Like you don't have to 0:43:01.200 --> 0:43:03.600 be mean about it. Like, Okay, I was on the 0:43:03.600 --> 0:43:06.080 train today on the way here. There was a lady 0:43:06.160 --> 0:43:08.520 with a baby or like a toddler. The toddler was 0:43:08.560 --> 0:43:13.279 sleeping on her and I heard her go, Michelle, we're 0:43:13.320 --> 0:43:16.000 gonna we're gonna get off the train and the next stop. 0:43:16.960 --> 0:43:19.000 Time to wake up. And I was like, my mother 0:43:19.080 --> 0:43:21.680 would never wake me up like that. She'd be like, yeah, 0:43:21.840 --> 0:43:23.480 but she would like shake me up and then I'd 0:43:23.560 --> 0:43:26.680 have to like wake up and go. But like, maybe 0:43:26.760 --> 0:43:28.200 there's a there's a different way to do everything. You 0:43:28.239 --> 0:43:30.480 don't have to be mean all the time. You could 0:43:30.560 --> 0:43:31.480 gently tell them. 0:43:31.480 --> 0:43:33.719 Somebody that they messed up or that they're trash or 0:43:33.760 --> 0:43:37.799 that they're problematic. I feel like you're you're working on that, Murray. 0:43:38.200 --> 0:43:38.960 I feel like you are. 0:43:39.880 --> 0:43:41.560 I mean, I mean, it just happened on a train, 0:43:41.680 --> 0:43:44.120 sis and I just, you know, I just had the epiphanies. 0:43:44.280 --> 0:43:46.880 You come a long way. I feel like you you 0:43:47.040 --> 0:43:49.160 tell people when they they need to be told. 0:43:49.239 --> 0:43:51.480 But I also feel like you don't feel like telling 0:43:51.560 --> 0:43:55.200 people about themselves sometimes, because sometimes that's true. 0:43:55.280 --> 0:43:58.560 Yeah, sometimes you just you can't be bothered because you're 0:43:58.600 --> 0:44:00.160 like you gonna tell them that they did something and 0:44:00.200 --> 0:44:01.720 they're not gonna change. 0:44:03.000 --> 0:44:04.480 Do you feel like that with me? Sometimes? 0:44:07.840 --> 0:44:12.960 Uh, we've been adding we have a commercial for this. 0:44:14.680 --> 0:44:18.680 We got some what cent bird or something to talk about. 0:44:20.800 --> 0:44:27.360 Rick, I'm don't remember the question the question is I 0:44:27.480 --> 0:44:29.880 forgot the question? Okay, see I don't remember that. I 0:44:29.920 --> 0:44:31.759 don't Andrew, and. 0:44:37.280 --> 0:44:39.600 Oh I didn't ask that. But are you gonna be nice? 0:44:40.360 --> 0:44:40.800 Probably not. 0:44:41.400 --> 0:44:43.160 It's probably gonna be the same. Yeah, it's gonna be 0:44:43.200 --> 0:44:44.960 the same. I mean, it's just gonna be like a 0:44:45.080 --> 0:44:47.200 slower to be mean. I think maybe I'm gonna take 0:44:47.200 --> 0:44:47.719 my time with it. 0:44:48.360 --> 0:44:49.040 I have time now. 0:44:49.840 --> 0:44:51.120 You don't realize today. 0:44:54.160 --> 0:44:56.640 Know the way that the woman woke this little girl up, 0:44:56.680 --> 0:44:59.279 I was like, oh wow, she like eased her. 0:44:59.320 --> 0:45:03.200 Out of waking up, waking up like, you know, instead 0:45:03.200 --> 0:45:04.840 of being the brother, instead of being like, girl, we 0:45:04.880 --> 0:45:05.560 gotta go, come. 0:45:05.480 --> 0:45:08.080 On, like and I was like, wow, yeah, there's different ways. 0:45:08.120 --> 0:45:10.120 Do you feel like you're the person that come on, girl, 0:45:10.200 --> 0:45:10.480 let's go. 0:45:10.920 --> 0:45:12.800 Yeah for sure. But also I was the kid that 0:45:12.960 --> 0:45:15.640 was come on, girl, let's go. You know yeah, So 0:45:15.960 --> 0:45:19.040 like we know, people do stuff different. So maybe Marie, 0:45:19.239 --> 0:45:22.040 therapy might be therapy since I could just keep taking 0:45:22.080 --> 0:45:26.000 the train. What do you mean therapy. I could just 0:45:26.080 --> 0:45:28.120 keep taking the train and learning life's lessons. 0:45:28.239 --> 0:45:30.920 I mean, you're the you said that you're the girl 0:45:31.280 --> 0:45:33.920 that you're the kid that would be like, come on, 0:45:34.040 --> 0:45:36.880 let's go, you gotta get up and abruptly wake you up. 0:45:37.360 --> 0:45:40.880 And maybe that's why you're so abrupt right now. Wow, 0:45:44.480 --> 0:45:47.960 So maybe you need to work through this wow. Maybe, 0:45:48.880 --> 0:45:49.880 but like I feel like. 0:45:49.880 --> 0:45:51.960 I'm fine, right are you? 0:45:52.160 --> 0:45:53.000 Marie City. 0:45:53.120 --> 0:45:56.200 Don't don't putting that Uh, I don't even know what 0:45:56.320 --> 0:45:58.080 what you putting in my head. Don't don't be putting 0:45:58.120 --> 0:46:00.799 this wishing this on me. I feel like I'm I'm 0:46:00.800 --> 0:46:01.320 in a good. 0:46:01.160 --> 0:46:02.839 Place right now. I feel like you are. 0:46:04.160 --> 0:46:04.959 I'm in a good place. 0:46:05.520 --> 0:46:07.640 You're not gonna steal my joy? Friend? 0:46:08.960 --> 0:46:10.960 Can you explain to those listeners while are in a 0:46:11.000 --> 0:46:12.279 good place? Uh? 0:46:12.440 --> 0:46:13.600 Yeah, Well, I'm a little bit high. 0:46:17.239 --> 0:46:21.160 And I had this job that lasted for I don't know, 0:46:21.400 --> 0:46:25.720 two and a half months, and it was a bad show, 0:46:26.080 --> 0:46:29.319 but like I got paid for it, and I got 0:46:29.400 --> 0:46:32.600 paid well for it, and you know, I feel like 0:46:32.640 --> 0:46:34.560 I'm in this place where it's like, well, I've booked 0:46:34.640 --> 0:46:36.800 a show. It was not a good show, but like 0:46:37.000 --> 0:46:39.839 I'll book another one. Yes, I don't know how soon 0:46:40.200 --> 0:46:41.640 or how far away that is. 0:46:41.800 --> 0:46:44.440 Yes, But once you open that doors to be like, 0:46:44.680 --> 0:46:46.960 oh I can get I could get a fucking show, 0:46:47.440 --> 0:46:50.160 then it doesn't feel as much pressure. 0:46:50.440 --> 0:46:54.279 Right, I'm gonna be like a tone bell. Oh wow, 0:46:54.600 --> 0:46:56.719 I'm just that's the name that comes to mind. 0:46:57.200 --> 0:46:57.399 Wow. 0:46:58.080 --> 0:47:00.840 Because he's been on a lot of TV shows and 0:47:00.920 --> 0:47:03.839 they just keep getting canceled. But I'm like, if they're 0:47:03.880 --> 0:47:06.960 on for long enough and he's making a decent amount 0:47:06.960 --> 0:47:10.480 of money, then like he's probably fine with all his 0:47:10.520 --> 0:47:13.439 shows getting canceled. He's in a movie now, yeah, yes, 0:47:13.600 --> 0:47:17.239 he's in a little and Regina Hall and we're tone 0:47:17.320 --> 0:47:18.000 Bell adjacent. 0:47:18.080 --> 0:47:21.200 If you guys don't know Jason a degree of separation 0:47:21.400 --> 0:47:22.000 from I. 0:47:22.040 --> 0:47:23.960 Mean, I was on a show him and I bombed, 0:47:24.080 --> 0:47:28.680 So honestly, I'm closer to tone than you think. Honestly, 0:47:28.760 --> 0:47:32.440 since like right there, it was literally right after Little premiered, 0:47:33.280 --> 0:47:35.520 I saw him on the show I bombed. 0:47:35.920 --> 0:47:36.799 Wow, And you know what he. 0:47:36.800 --> 0:47:38.400 Said, it was like it was good seeing. 0:47:40.840 --> 0:47:44.320 The bomb was silent, it was good seeing it was 0:47:44.360 --> 0:47:44.880 good to see you. 0:47:44.960 --> 0:47:47.399 I was like, wow, yeah, it was really bad. He's 0:47:47.440 --> 0:47:49.440 in but he's in a good He's in a good place. 0:47:49.920 --> 0:47:52.320 Would he got to be mad or like bitter or 0:47:52.440 --> 0:47:55.399 like ha ha? He had people for like, he's making 0:47:55.440 --> 0:47:57.640 money and he likes skin and he has all his teeth. 0:47:57.800 --> 0:47:58.360 He's fine. 0:47:58.640 --> 0:48:00.880 Yeah, so you know that. 0:48:01.239 --> 0:48:03.160 That's why I'm talking the way I'm talking. 0:48:03.320 --> 0:48:06.360 And if we see our friend Jack Knight, who's problematic 0:48:06.520 --> 0:48:09.640 as if and he's bucking all these things and he's funny. 0:48:09.760 --> 0:48:11.800 I mean, when you're what you do, you're you know, 0:48:11.960 --> 0:48:14.040 people are gonna look for you, people looking for you, 0:48:14.960 --> 0:48:17.480 people looking for him. What are you? People will look 0:48:17.520 --> 0:48:17.880 for me too. 0:48:18.000 --> 0:48:19.200 Wait, we are looking at y'all. 0:48:19.239 --> 0:48:22.640 Hear check your other inbox on Facebook? 0:48:23.040 --> 0:48:25.160 Yeah, you know what I was. I will say this 0:48:25.680 --> 0:48:29.040 that in the We've been doing it for two years now, 0:48:29.160 --> 0:48:32.200 the podcast. Yeah two years yo. We used to do 0:48:32.320 --> 0:48:35.759 this in a fucking somebody else's apartment. Yeah, that's how 0:48:35.880 --> 0:48:37.160 messy and the sound. 0:48:37.120 --> 0:48:38.680 Was fucked up. Yeah we were. 0:48:38.880 --> 0:48:41.279 We wouldn't We would like not have the microphones turned on. 0:48:41.400 --> 0:48:43.280 We would just be shouting at my laptop. 0:48:43.400 --> 0:48:47.840 Yes, we did. And we've come so far, but I 0:48:47.920 --> 0:48:49.279 feel like kind of the same. 0:48:51.400 --> 0:48:52.600 Our guests just left. 0:48:52.880 --> 0:48:59.799 Literally, I said, wow, we are so relatable, We're so real. 0:49:00.000 --> 0:49:01.640 This is why people listen to us. And I was 0:49:01.760 --> 0:49:04.920 live for you know, most of that episode. Yeah, and 0:49:05.000 --> 0:49:07.840 it's just like, wow, Marie, we're really doing this, this 0:49:08.239 --> 0:49:09.400 podcast and stuff. 0:49:09.520 --> 0:49:13.520 This is who we are now, booking things, canceling things, getting. 0:49:13.320 --> 0:49:14.520 Fired, getting hired. 0:49:14.719 --> 0:49:16.799 I mean, honestly, Sidney, I don't know when it's gonna happen. 0:49:16.880 --> 0:49:18.239 But we're going to reach a point where we like 0:49:18.400 --> 0:49:20.440 laugh about this stuff, you know, like we're kind of 0:49:20.480 --> 0:49:23.279 like fake laughing about it now. But like what like 0:49:23.640 --> 0:49:28.600 Phoebe was overseas interviewing Michelle Obama from Michelle's book, like 0:49:29.239 --> 0:49:30.560 I started with a podcast, is. 0:49:31.040 --> 0:49:32.240 Yeah, okay? 0:49:32.719 --> 0:49:36.320 And so coming back to that, it really starts with 0:49:36.440 --> 0:49:38.160 you guys. It starts with the listeners. 0:49:38.520 --> 0:49:41.000 If you guys want us to interview Michelle Obama, it's 0:49:41.080 --> 0:49:41.839 really about y'all. 0:49:41.960 --> 0:49:42.680 It is up to y'all. 0:49:42.840 --> 0:49:44.680 So, and I want to talk to Michelle while she's 0:49:44.719 --> 0:49:48.040 wearing a nine thousand dollars Balenciaga boot. So if y'all 0:49:48.080 --> 0:49:50.560 want to, you know, like it's helped me see much, 0:49:50.680 --> 0:49:52.440 and you know I'm unemployed, so let me this. 0:49:53.239 --> 0:49:55.919 Tally about the engagement. And uh, you know, I don't 0:49:55.960 --> 0:49:57.960 really know how many of you guys are listening, but 0:49:58.560 --> 0:50:00.719 I feel like I need to hear more. I need 0:50:00.800 --> 0:50:03.880 to see it. You know, I see y'all in the DMS, 0:50:03.920 --> 0:50:04.840 but it's not the DMS. 0:50:04.840 --> 0:50:07.719 I want to sis, you know, make it a real post, yes, 0:50:08.320 --> 0:50:11.360 make an official put. 0:50:11.239 --> 0:50:13.920 It on the page, tweet about it. 0:50:15.120 --> 0:50:17.839 I need y'all to go to that Patreon. I need 0:50:17.920 --> 0:50:19.520 you to pay that five dollars. 0:50:20.719 --> 0:50:23.440 We need you to sign up, I need you to review, 0:50:23.680 --> 0:50:24.600 I need you to I need. 0:50:24.520 --> 0:50:27.200 You to go out hit the streets with your clipboard 0:50:27.320 --> 0:50:33.400 and sign people up for dot com mailing list, you know, and. 0:50:33.520 --> 0:50:36.320 Also also listen now that we're you know, just opening 0:50:36.840 --> 0:50:40.040 the door right now, what's what what you like to 0:50:40.120 --> 0:50:41.279 hear more of? 0:50:42.200 --> 0:50:42.239 What? 0:50:42.400 --> 0:50:44.360 What can make us a better podcast? 0:50:44.680 --> 0:50:45.560 How can we thrive? 0:50:45.719 --> 0:50:48.080 Yes, so that we can promote the ship more? 0:50:49.080 --> 0:50:49.279 You know. 0:50:50.080 --> 0:50:51.880 No, I don't think if that's the right question. I 0:50:51.920 --> 0:50:54.200 think the right question is what you said first, like, 0:50:54.280 --> 0:50:55.359 what do you guys want to hear from us? 0:50:55.760 --> 0:50:56.640 Who do you want to talk to? 0:50:56.880 --> 0:50:59.640 I mean, we have been getting some feedback and somebody 0:50:59.760 --> 0:51:01.560 was like, I feel like I had to take a 0:51:01.640 --> 0:51:05.440 break from the podcast because it wasn't as funny, and it's. 0:51:05.400 --> 0:51:09.239 Like, SIUs, you tweeted that to us, that could have 0:51:09.280 --> 0:51:09.759 been a d M. 0:51:11.680 --> 0:51:15.520 You got any negative things, please don't put it out 0:51:15.719 --> 0:51:17.840 for other people to see, because that's just wrong. 0:51:18.400 --> 0:51:20.360 You're slid in that quietly. You could have just. 0:51:22.120 --> 0:51:23.000 Yeah, you could have told us. 0:51:23.040 --> 0:51:26.400 You could have sent it in invisible inksis you're messed up. 0:51:27.640 --> 0:51:30.560 But we want that. We need that feedback. Slide in 0:51:30.600 --> 0:51:32.799 our inboxes and tell us what you like and don't 0:51:32.880 --> 0:51:35.640 just be like, you know, I just like how funny 0:51:35.680 --> 0:51:37.120 you guys are. Just tell us what you like. 0:51:38.080 --> 0:51:39.520 We need some specificss. 0:51:39.600 --> 0:51:39.920 Baby. 0:51:40.760 --> 0:51:43.960 You tagging us and saying yes queens is not really helping. 0:51:44.120 --> 0:51:46.239 You know you're saying yes queen antagonists means we know 0:51:46.320 --> 0:51:47.640 that you saw the broad City episode. 0:51:47.800 --> 0:51:49.720 Okay, yes that is true. 0:51:50.440 --> 0:51:52.840 But I would like you know some of the lines 0:51:52.880 --> 0:51:54.520 that we say. If you want to make it merch, 0:51:55.000 --> 0:51:55.680 you really need to. 0:51:56.200 --> 0:51:57.279 We really need merch. 0:51:57.360 --> 0:52:03.120 May naked merch, the maniac cities they no, no mayiac, 0:52:03.480 --> 0:52:06.839 kunt gaunt maniac and make it merch. 0:52:07.080 --> 0:52:08.320 That's literally we've been. 0:52:10.000 --> 0:52:10.479 That's merch. 0:52:14.080 --> 0:52:15.440 Yeah, oh what Jack say? 0:52:15.560 --> 0:52:17.840 Our skin? Our skin is looks too good for it 0:52:17.920 --> 0:52:19.640 to just be audio or something like that. The skin 0:52:19.800 --> 0:52:21.120 is too good for it to just be audio. 0:52:21.280 --> 0:52:23.000 Skin is creat great at this hour. 0:52:23.080 --> 0:52:26.360 I mean, you know, I'm more at dusk. At dusk, 0:52:26.560 --> 0:52:30.280 the skin looks great. The sun is just like touching 0:52:30.320 --> 0:52:31.320 the top of the trees. 0:52:32.880 --> 0:52:36.160 We look great. This is I mean, with more money 0:52:36.280 --> 0:52:39.040 we get, the better we will look and it's less 0:52:39.080 --> 0:52:41.080 about what we look like those it's like, what how 0:52:41.120 --> 0:52:42.440 do you feel? Okay? 0:52:42.880 --> 0:52:43.120 Wow? 0:52:43.200 --> 0:52:43.600 I feel? 0:52:43.800 --> 0:52:48.520 Do you hear Marie Simuelle Foston? Guys, if you if 0:52:48.560 --> 0:52:51.520 you would have asked Marie this two years ago, I 0:52:51.560 --> 0:52:53.440 don't think I would have got this response. It's how 0:52:53.480 --> 0:52:55.479 do you feel inside? That's somebody who got money. 0:52:56.000 --> 0:52:58.160 It's not about how you look, it's how you feel. No, 0:52:58.960 --> 0:53:01.640 it's that's something who has got a corporate card on them. 0:53:01.960 --> 0:53:05.439 Okay, and you know I got fired and I'm still 0:53:05.480 --> 0:53:09.279 using his corporate card. I'm still using the cod I 0:53:09.280 --> 0:53:09.759 don't know what you. 0:53:09.800 --> 0:53:10.279 Just should mean? 0:53:10.560 --> 0:53:10.600 What? 0:53:12.000 --> 0:53:12.200 Oh? 0:53:12.800 --> 0:53:13.640 Yeah, I gotta go. 0:53:14.560 --> 0:53:17.759 I can't believe we had to piece this little Frankenstein 0:53:17.800 --> 0:53:18.920 episode together like this. 0:53:19.239 --> 0:53:21.920 It really was a Frankenstein but I feel like, you know, 0:53:22.160 --> 0:53:25.320 things happen. You should follow Jack on Instagram. 0:53:25.400 --> 0:53:27.320 Now, don't follow him, just like go to his page 0:53:27.360 --> 0:53:30.600 and like leave a comment. Just just leave the words 0:53:30.680 --> 0:53:34.080 unofficial expert and then go don't follow him. Just under 0:53:34.120 --> 0:53:37.520 his most recent photo, just comment unofficial expert and. 0:53:37.560 --> 0:53:40.279 Then go, oh, like like the hive or something like that, 0:53:40.560 --> 0:53:43.399 like the leave the unofficial expert hive. 0:53:43.640 --> 0:53:46.960 Yeah, can you do that, Yeah, just hashtag you. 0:53:47.239 --> 0:53:49.120 Well, which emoji should be ours? 0:53:49.280 --> 0:53:53.680 Because Beyonce has the bee, Azalea Banks has like the Mermaid? 0:53:53.800 --> 0:53:56.160 Or we should have palm trees because we're shady. No, 0:53:56.320 --> 0:53:59.040 we should we should do that. We're pretty shady. 0:53:59.320 --> 0:54:01.000 Yeah, but is there another I want to use, like 0:54:01.200 --> 0:54:04.480 an emoji that like maybe like people don't use as much, 0:54:04.719 --> 0:54:06.759 Like what's a you know what I mean? Like, what's 0:54:06.880 --> 0:54:11.319 one that like you maybe never even touched. Let's look, 0:54:11.400 --> 0:54:12.520 let's look, they got a squid. 0:54:12.680 --> 0:54:14.759 We could be that. They have a spider web. You 0:54:14.800 --> 0:54:24.560 could maybe beat that. I see a peacock, really the peacock? Anybody? Everybody? 0:54:24.719 --> 0:54:29.560 They've got a snowman, it's broccoli. There's McDonald's fries. 0:54:29.760 --> 0:54:31.320 I really think we should be palm trees. 0:54:31.120 --> 0:54:32.680 Because bento box. 0:54:33.080 --> 0:54:34.320 Okay, well maybe we should be. 0:54:34.600 --> 0:54:36.880 I see a canoe. Okay, now there's a there's a 0:54:36.920 --> 0:54:39.600 palm tree. That's the island emoji. Yeah. 0:54:39.680 --> 0:54:44.560 I think that's that's us. We're easy, breezy, shady, easy breezy, 0:54:44.640 --> 0:54:48.400 beautiful and shady shady queens. Shady queens. That's what we are. 0:54:49.200 --> 0:54:55.319 That's gonna be our our our baby podcasts Shady Queens Now. 0:54:55.760 --> 0:54:58.759 Our baby podcast. Yeah, girl, I don't know what you're saying. 0:54:58.800 --> 0:55:00.960 I don't know. It's it's been it's been a long day. 0:55:00.960 --> 0:55:03.880 I went to work and uh I came Well, no, 0:55:03.960 --> 0:55:06.200 I did another podcast before I came here. 0:55:06.440 --> 0:55:09.640 We literally we are working even though we're not working 0:55:09.800 --> 0:55:12.440 right girl, And then I'm on the way to another podcast. 0:55:12.680 --> 0:55:15.960 Yeah, you got the time. So it's just like stop in. 0:55:16.320 --> 0:55:17.400 You gotta be cool. 0:55:17.520 --> 0:55:18.200 You got what I mean? 0:55:18.680 --> 0:55:19.320 Just promote? 0:55:20.000 --> 0:55:23.239 Who is there? Uh, Sydney. I hope you have a 0:55:23.280 --> 0:55:25.360 fabulous the rest of your weekend. I hope you have 0:55:25.400 --> 0:55:25.919 a good week. 0:55:26.160 --> 0:55:29.239 Oh yes, there's something that I would like to promote. Yes, 0:55:29.400 --> 0:55:32.279 go ahead, friends, I would like to promote that we 0:55:32.400 --> 0:55:35.640 do the knitting factory. Every Sunday at nine pm. We 0:55:35.800 --> 0:55:39.080 have a birthday show for our favorite Amina. Amani's going 0:55:39.160 --> 0:55:39.920 to be in the back room. 0:55:40.080 --> 0:55:40.360 Baby. 0:55:40.600 --> 0:55:42.640 It will be five dollars. We will be charging. 0:55:42.760 --> 0:55:45.279 There will be tickets, So please come to Yeah, please 0:55:45.320 --> 0:55:47.799 come to that on the nineteenth of May. 0:55:48.840 --> 0:55:49.080 Wow. 0:55:49.680 --> 0:55:54.640 May Sunday, nineteen nineteenth, nine pm. Yeah, wow, You guys 0:55:54.640 --> 0:55:55.360 are so blessed. 0:55:55.680 --> 0:55:59.080 And again, honestly, our friend is unemployed, but we love her. 0:55:59.280 --> 0:56:02.600 Marie's doing fine, She's okay. 0:56:02.760 --> 0:56:04.080 You don't have to hit her up and be like 0:56:04.320 --> 0:56:05.200 you good, sis. 0:56:05.560 --> 0:56:07.279 Please don't hit me with you good. I know what 0:56:07.360 --> 0:56:10.279 a you good means and I don't need it. I 0:56:10.280 --> 0:56:12.280 don't need that type of negativity in my DMS. 0:56:12.880 --> 0:56:13.399 You good. 0:56:13.920 --> 0:56:15.399 I know what you I know what that means. 0:56:15.520 --> 0:56:17.839 Yeah, it's shady. You don't really you don't really care 0:56:18.000 --> 0:56:20.040 if you just feel like you're like, oh you ha 0:56:20.520 --> 0:56:23.239 heard you got fired? Yeah, share your sadness with me. 0:56:23.360 --> 0:56:25.480 That's what you good means. Yeah, and it's like, no, 0:56:25.600 --> 0:56:28.200 I'm good. Actually you good? 0:56:28.320 --> 0:56:31.080 You good is the equivalent to sending somebody, uh come 0:56:31.200 --> 0:56:32.839 when you get home, text. 0:56:32.760 --> 0:56:34.120 Marie, we never had that party? 0:56:34.680 --> 0:56:35.200 What party? 0:56:36.160 --> 0:56:37.200 You got a job party? 0:56:37.320 --> 0:56:37.440 Well? 0:56:37.480 --> 0:56:39.680 I don't have a job. There was no more friend. 0:56:40.480 --> 0:56:41.600 Can we still go to Nobuo? 0:56:41.920 --> 0:56:42.160 Wow? 0:56:42.640 --> 0:56:45.920 Oh my god, Sydney wants to go to Noboo? You 0:56:46.000 --> 0:56:48.479 need we need to check the Patreon balance. I'm gonna 0:56:48.480 --> 0:56:51.640 talk to the treasurer of the uncert expert, which is me. 0:56:52.680 --> 0:56:55.359 It's true, Marie has all the fucking Patreon money. 0:56:56.160 --> 0:57:02.080 I'm like, mister Burns, excellent, Sydney, that. 0:57:04.760 --> 0:57:05.000 You are. 0:57:05.120 --> 0:57:07.040 Smithers was a little bit gay? Souse you in love 0:57:07.080 --> 0:57:12.720 with me? I was like, mister Burns, please sick. Excellent Andrew, 0:57:12.760 --> 0:57:14.920 you don't think that Smithers was gay? Oh they were. 0:57:14.960 --> 0:57:16.800 Absolutely he was gay, full on. 0:57:17.560 --> 0:57:20.920 I love him and that's me Smithers. And if if 0:57:21.000 --> 0:57:23.560 I have to flirt to get money with you, I'll 0:57:23.640 --> 0:57:23.800 do it. 0:57:24.280 --> 0:57:25.800 He was. 0:57:26.080 --> 0:57:29.560 Uh yeah, we saw him without a shirt I had. Yeah. 0:57:29.600 --> 0:57:31.480 You know what, if you can find an emoji that 0:57:31.520 --> 0:57:36.680 looks like Smithers the Unofficial Expert matter of fact, should 0:57:36.680 --> 0:57:39.360 we should be emo? You should be cats because cats give. 0:57:39.240 --> 0:57:43.120 It no dails. Yeah, that's true, the one that's walking 0:57:43.200 --> 0:57:44.600 with his tail up in your face. 0:57:44.760 --> 0:57:44.920 Yeah. 0:57:44.960 --> 0:57:47.760 So if you guys, can one tell us what emoji 0:57:47.960 --> 0:57:51.160 we should be for the Unofficial Expert? Right? And then 0:57:51.480 --> 0:57:53.800 uh to tell us would you like to hear more 0:57:53.880 --> 0:57:56.160 of what would you like to hear on the podcast? 0:57:56.400 --> 0:57:56.600 Yeah? 0:57:57.000 --> 0:58:02.000 And uh three, you know you and comment and subscribe 0:58:02.040 --> 0:58:02.760 and do all those shit. 0:58:02.800 --> 0:58:04.920 Okay, so you have four things to do. Okay, first 0:58:05.120 --> 0:58:09.960 go to Jack's page. Yes, and uh, well, first tell 0:58:10.040 --> 0:58:12.040 us what emoji we should be as and then whatever 0:58:12.120 --> 0:58:14.360 that is, leave it on. Leave a bunch of them 0:58:14.480 --> 0:58:19.120 under Zach's most recent post Jack Fox Jack Nick Knight, 0:58:19.360 --> 0:58:19.840 Jack Knight. 0:58:21.000 --> 0:58:23.800 Do we need to get his name right considering yeah 0:58:23.840 --> 0:58:25.480 he left, so yeah, go do that. 0:58:25.640 --> 0:58:29.160 And then under this post for this episode, tell us 0:58:29.240 --> 0:58:30.920 what you want to hear more of, tell us what 0:58:31.000 --> 0:58:34.880 our emoji should be, yes, and then rate, comment, subscribe 0:58:35.200 --> 0:58:38.800 And if you see Sydney on the street three dollars, Yeah, 0:58:38.960 --> 0:58:39.760 that would be nice. 0:58:39.880 --> 0:58:41.200 It's Sydney dashtroging. 0:58:41.720 --> 0:58:43.680 But they like since you got a job now, yeah, 0:58:43.720 --> 0:58:45.760 They're like, Hennessey. We'll send it to Marie. Thank you 0:58:45.920 --> 0:58:46.280 so much. 0:58:46.600 --> 0:58:48.360 We'll hear you guys on the Patreon when we name 0:58:48.600 --> 0:58:52.800 more names. Yes, bye guys, Forever. 0:58:55.240 --> 0:58:58.680 This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by 0:58:58.760 --> 0:59:04.080 Bret Baum Joke and Alex Ramsey. For more original podcasts, 0:59:04.200 --> 0:59:08.320 please visit Foreverdog Podcasts dot com and subscribe to our 0:59:08.360 --> 0:59:11.600 shows on Apple Podcasts, Spotify. 0:59:11.440 --> 0:59:12.960 Or wherever you get your podcasts. 0:59:13.280 --> 0:59:16.080 Keep up with the latest Forever Dog news by following 0:59:16.160 --> 0:59:20.320 us on Twitter and Instagram at Forever Dog Team and 0:59:20.520 --> 0:59:22.400 liking out page on Facebook.