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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get right into it. Hey Marie, what's going on?

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Speaker 3: How are you doing? You're wearing your favorite shirt with

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Speaker 3: your face on it, and I like, yes, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, just self care, self love, feeling myself.

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Speaker 3: This is a natural me on my face. You ain't

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Speaker 3: got no makeup on in that photograph? What you say?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: I have some massk on, maybe a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Of concealer to da have a foundation loss? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Clear mascara?

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Speaker 2: How you doing?

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Speaker 5: Real?

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Speaker 2: It seems like you have a hoodie on this. It

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Speaker 2: is Vicen.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about it.

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Speaker 2: It's going on with that?

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, the show got canceled, Like I said,

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Speaker 3: it was gonna you did? You kept putting that in it.

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Speaker 3: But the show was really, really really bad.

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Speaker 2: Can you say that? Did?

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Speaker 1: You did?

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Speaker 3: You said it while I was there. They knew the

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Speaker 3: show was bad.

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Speaker 5: So I got canceled, and you know, I thought I

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Speaker 5: was gonna have at least five more paychecks comeing, So.

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Speaker 3: Trying to figure out what that is.

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Speaker 5: Because everybody thought we was gonna work till like I thought.

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Speaker 5: I was like, oh, they might not bring it back,

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Speaker 5: but we'll finish in a couple of weeks, right, And

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Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, I'm taking this trip. I'm going to

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Speaker 5: that place. I'm going to this place. And then they

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Speaker 5: were like, actually, that's it, And how do we feel

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Speaker 5: when you got that?

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Speaker 3: We had the lowest rated show on the lowest rated network.

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Speaker 5: So I feel like I should be in the Guinness Book,

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Speaker 5: a World Records or something, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, probably possibly?

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Speaker 3: What could you have.

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Speaker 2: Done for it to be better?

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Speaker 3: What? What could I.

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Speaker 5: Since I did all that I could and it was bad.

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Speaker 5: You attended the taping. You you saw that I was

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Speaker 5: putting in like a little baby effort, but like you know,

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Speaker 5: it's like it's like you need surgery, and you tell

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Speaker 5: me what band aid I could have put on it?

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Speaker 3: Like since you got shot, it's like, well, you know,

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Speaker 3: I put more band aids. No, it was just.

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Speaker 2: You know, no, I saw you, and I was like

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Speaker 2: I saw a couple of episodes and I was like,

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Speaker 2: Marie's a star.

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Speaker 3: I's a couple of episodes. I didn't even watch it.

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Speaker 2: I watched a couple of episodes because I was just like,

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Speaker 2: you know, let me see what my friend is up to.

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Speaker 2: Let me see what what's she doing over there? And

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Speaker 2: I was like, ah, she don't look like she want

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Speaker 2: to be there.

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Speaker 3: It's all right.

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Speaker 2: So it's all right though she getting the money.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I also I got to tell you I

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Speaker 5: stole these pants from Vice. Good for you, you know here

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Speaker 5: I am, you know out here. Just back to my myself,

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Speaker 5: my old self, old poor stealing self.

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Speaker 3: No, first of all, set it off self.

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Speaker 2: You're not poor, and I'm sure people are in your dms.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna get booked.

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Speaker 3: I'm not worried about it. I'm in a good place

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Speaker 3: right now.

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Speaker 5: Like i feel like the show was bad, but the

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Speaker 5: show the money was cute, and I'm in a I'm

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Speaker 5: in a good place.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: How are you doing? You at a job? Now?

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Speaker 5: I lose a job and then you get a job, Like,

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Speaker 5: what's happened is this? Remember when I had a man

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Speaker 5: and you were single and then I left him and

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Speaker 5: then you went into a five year relationship.

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Speaker 3: I know that, But this is not gonna be That's

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Speaker 3: not gonna happen here.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I have a job, and it's weird getting

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Speaker 2: up every day and you know, being there and not

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Speaker 3: It's just strange. I'm glad that I have a job.

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Speaker 3: I'm really happy. I'm very grateful, are you, cause you'll

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Speaker 2: Oh fuck, come on, now, do I complain. I complain

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Speaker 2: hardest thing about being in New York is getting somewhere.

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Speaker 2: I mean, our guest was very late, but he's also black,

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Speaker 2: so duh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't care.

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Speaker 2: He was he thought we were going to do our

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Speaker 2: podcast in a bodega, so he was like, oh, I

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Speaker 3: He came in here looking for the cat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like, what y'all got ramen noodles here?

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Speaker 2: He didn't even respect us. So it's fine. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: glad you have a job.

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Speaker 1: Is that my introduction or I'm gonna go back to

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Speaker 1: sit here quietly?

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Speaker 3: I'm glad I have a job.

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Speaker 2: I thought that having a job would fix some of

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Speaker 2: the problems that I have.

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Speaker 3: What problems for?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to do better in my relationship. And

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Speaker 2: I was just like the money coming, and she just like,

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Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck about the money. I do

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Speaker 2: care about the money, but it's like, you still need

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Speaker 5: Oh, sis, you're not You're not paying a light bill. No,

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Speaker 5: I'm not carrying all the groceries in the house.

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Speaker 2: Like what she said, I don't use the Instacart, that

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Speaker 2: I don't take care of the cats, that I don't car.

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Speaker 3: Oh, so she's saying that you don't be buying no grocery.

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Speaker 2: But if I'm working a day job, you.

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Speaker 5: Want this job for like three days, you can't since

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Speaker 5: you can order the instacart on your phone on the

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Speaker 5: trade on the way to work.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm posting content.

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Speaker 2: I don't have wow for Instacart.

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Speaker 3: You need to be off Instagram and on the insta carts. Okay,

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Speaker 3: come through, Luther.

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Speaker 5: Okay, look sis you how do you think the food

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Speaker 5: in your house gets there?

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Speaker 2: I know how it gets there, Adrian, instacarts instacarts it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, but you the card that is if I inser.

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Speaker 2: Car, y'all can't trust me with food because if I.

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Speaker 5: Ordered the food, you're just gonna get Lucky charms, yes,

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Speaker 5: and like cut whole milk.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna get like home alone food.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Dorito's.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna just get all. I'm gonna have Hawaiian punch.

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Speaker 2: I brought a Wian punch in the house and she

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Speaker 2: told me to get out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I want to put you out to this.

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Speaker 5: That is some waiting to exhale level, like betrayal.

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Speaker 3: Right there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. She she bought cum quats and I asked her

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Speaker 2: what side this is? One more time she bought cum

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Speaker 2: quats and I said, what what is a kum quat?

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Speaker 1: There?

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Speaker 2: There's the They are the devil's fruit, that's what they are.

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Speaker 2: They look they look like a little itty bitty orange,

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Speaker 2: but then when you put it in your mouth, it

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Speaker 2: tastes like a lemon head. It's so sour.

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Speaker 3: It's not handy.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, it's fruit, okay, but it just it's

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Speaker 2: not good.

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Speaker 3: Let me see, I don't know what where does she

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Speaker 3: get these?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 3: A kum quat? Actually it looks like a tomato.

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Speaker 2: It's weird.

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Speaker 3: That's weird, y'all doing weird gay things.

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Speaker 2: She got a come, she got kumquats, and she got

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Speaker 2: us a bidet, and I was like, babe, we live

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Speaker 2: in Bushwick, like Washwick bidet.

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Speaker 3: It's like a Craigslist washer dryer.

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Speaker 2: Like, I said, why are we doing this the most

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Speaker 2: we're we're here, we're off the jay train, Babe, Let's

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Speaker 2: wait until we get into our new place.

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Speaker 3: Is clean, but your fridge is empty.

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Speaker 2: I don't use it.

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Speaker 3: You don't use the bidet. No, I don't want my

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Speaker 3: butt the wetness.

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Speaker 2: That's gross.

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Speaker 5: Oh so you just got a crunchy butt, just the

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Speaker 5: dry crunchy. But you got like like you know, peanut

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Speaker 5: butter that has the nuts in it, still like the chunks.

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Speaker 2: But shut the fuck up, Marie.

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Speaker 3: Do you don't know what my butt is?

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Speaker 2: Said?

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Speaker 3: You want to see it? Actually, I feel like for

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Speaker 3: the listeners, I need to come on, whoop it.

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Speaker 2: Out Haitian homophobic Marie, Just tell.

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Speaker 5: This is full of this is content. You talking about

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Speaker 5: kump quats. You're being grossed, So like, let's strow with

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Speaker 3: I didn't take a shower this month, so I can't

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Speaker 3: what does that mean?

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Speaker 5: Don't look at me like that like a shower this

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Speaker 5: one of you pooped in your dreams. You're trying to say, what,

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Speaker 5: so you showered last night? I did and didn't shower

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Speaker 5: this morning, right, so in there you feel like you

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Speaker 5: needed to wash your butt?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, because you you know you swam in.

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Speaker 3: Your butt because you need to stop being the cum quats.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I feel like this is a great way to

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Speaker 2: speaking of kum quat. Yeah, intro our guests in this evening.

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Speaker 2: He is a little kum quat actually.

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Speaker 3: Perfect comes a little bit of quat. Yes, he is

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Speaker 3: our problematic expert today. Give it up for Jack Knight. Jack,

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Speaker 3: what's up, bitch?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly how he would start.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever had a come?

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Speaker 1: I haven't.

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Speaker 6: When you're saying that it was really funny. You guys

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Speaker 6: are good talking to each other.

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Speaker 3: Well, we're actually friends.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but wait, let me tell the listeners about Jack Knight.

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Speaker 2: He's an incredible writer. He writes on big Mouth. You know,

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Speaker 2: he did a little Netflix quarter hour whatever the fun

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Speaker 2: what was it?

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Speaker 3: Quarter water?

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Speaker 6: It was just like it was like eight minutes. Yeah, nigga,

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Speaker 6: it was like it was just two late nights sets

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Speaker 6: put together.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly what it was. It was good to

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Speaker 2: see you on Netflix. I was like looking a friend.

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Speaker 1: It was good.

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Speaker 6: It was a fucking fun time. All the comics were

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Speaker 6: a lot of my friends, a lot of niggas bombed.

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Speaker 1: It was funny.

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Speaker 3: So what like, so you've been doing comedy for how long?

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Speaker 1: About six years? Now?

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Speaker 3: Wait, you've been doing six years?

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Speaker 2: I'm six years?

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Speaker 5: Sure, Wow, you're really further than I would like to

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Speaker 5: be since you want.

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Speaker 3: A bedan but you're doing welfare.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they were both in the same garbage ass room.

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Speaker 2: Wow did you say that?

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Speaker 3: And Forever Forever Dog.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know nothing about the podcasting universe.

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Speaker 1: I might be just wrong on it.

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Speaker 3: Forever Dog, you're on.

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Speaker 6: I did watch one episode and one episode I watched

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Speaker 6: And it was Charlotte was obviously in his autopilot I'm

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Speaker 6: I don't give a fuck about no therapy.

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Speaker 2: That is Marie.

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Speaker 1: The best thing.

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Speaker 5: I didn't use those words, but I did say and

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Speaker 7: I didn't know what to say to you. You just

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Speaker 7: said that, Like I said, I didn't do that ship.

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Speaker 7: I said, I don't believe in therapy. I said, I

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Speaker 6: And I was like no, but like, you know, for

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Speaker 3: Problematic can be entertaining.

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Speaker 6: But too many people do it poorly and it sullies

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Speaker 2: Can you explain to our listeners what is being problematic?

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Speaker 6: Are you I don't know, just saying taboo things to

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Speaker 3: That rn PC?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: I mean I think there's like, you know, I like

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Speaker 6: just like a pop in your stomach that makes you

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Speaker 3: For laughing at it, and you like scary movies.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Like the same feeling you get from a scary

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Speaker 6: movie with some pops and you like enjoy that, Like yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 6: that's that's how I feel about.

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Speaker 3: Kodak.

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Speaker 5: Black looks, he sounds, how he looks, and he thinks

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Speaker 3: Like everything about him. He looks wrong and he sounds.

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Speaker 6: Wrong, but like, bro, all of his friends are locked

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Speaker 6: up or dead, So what do you think He's acting

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Speaker 3: Because he can't read and his mother don't give a

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Speaker 6: This is why why be problematic? Because because once you

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Speaker 6: like him. All his friends are dead.

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Speaker 5: Always okay, his friends are dead, so he's still gonna

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Speaker 1: Said and he's acting out because he's fucking said.

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Speaker 5: But the reason why I don't like him is because

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Speaker 6: Wow, you just don't know what you're talking about when

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Speaker 3: He's literally just mumbling yes.

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Speaker 5: But like to me, there are better people at making

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Speaker 5: music that we should be listening to, But kodaks on

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Speaker 5: everybody's song like he's not everybody who can speak. I

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Speaker 2: Is better?

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Speaker 6: The stallion, your ages, everybody, Yes.

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Speaker 5: They don't know what these kids is out here listening

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Speaker 5: to this hippity hop.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Jack, even though you are like, are you

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Speaker 1: Why he's the.

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Speaker 2: One who was like Lauren London, she got a year

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Speaker 2: to be all crying and ship and then.

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Speaker 1: I'm a hollow.

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Speaker 5: It's like he said, exactly, like I wouldn't be raising

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Speaker 5: in the sun after she won't let him use her service.

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Speaker 1: Exactly.

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Speaker 2: Okay, he said.

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Speaker 6: He said he wants to be as good as a

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Speaker 6: man as Nipsy so he can one day get him

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Speaker 6: a wife like Lauren London.

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Speaker 3: That's what he said.

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Speaker 6: We both just said, you don't know what he's saying.

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Speaker 6: And now you're telling me what he's saying.

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Speaker 5: No, you're telling me, Yeah, you're telling me you watched

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Speaker 5: the video, the.

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Speaker 1: Whole video, not the snippet, the whole video.

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Speaker 3: I'm getting a one yame down. It's like, what that's

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Speaker 3: what he sounds like. That's not what cod Black said.

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Speaker 6: That's the that's what he said it You only watched

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Speaker 5: We saw the part where he says she got a

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Speaker 5: year before he tried to put his dick.

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Speaker 3: In our butt.

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Speaker 1: That's funny, Marie.

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Speaker 2: He did not say that.

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Speaker 3: I mean it's funny.

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Speaker 1: It's funny. Literally takes that to Zach the day.

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Speaker 3: Of Well, that's because y'all both problematic, y'all, Yeah they are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not stupid enough to just put it on live.

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Speaker 1: He just does. He just doesn't. He just he puts

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Speaker 3: How do you record somebody's live?

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Speaker 6: He know? What he does is like most rappers do.

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Speaker 6: They just put live on and they just live their life.

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Speaker 3: That's how you maintain it. But I'm saying, how.

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Speaker 6: You just go live and literally be like if she

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Speaker 6: put her phone right there and you just had your

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Speaker 5: We should we should start going live for the podcast

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Speaker 5: when we're recording in here?

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Speaker 2: Should we?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I agree with that, y'all. Skin is to be just sound.

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Speaker 2: Now wait did you did you hear that? Guys? He

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Speaker 2: said our skin too good to just be you know,

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Speaker 2: on sound. So I feel like that's myr. What do

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Speaker 2: we need?

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Speaker 5: My microphone is acting up today? How I make this tight?

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Speaker 2: Well, Marie, knowing you, I feel like everything else is tight,

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Speaker 2: So it's super mic is not tight? You're okay?

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Speaker 5: But you know I got all this time since I'm

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Speaker 5: unemployed now to be a hoe, So this might you

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Speaker 5: just this is I'm saying this might be the year

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Speaker 2: I feel like Jack's gotta be now. Jack is on

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Speaker 2: his way to say something problematic to you.

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Speaker 5: Oh go ahead, Jack, let me go ahead and go

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Speaker 5: live so I could Andrew, can you have me tighten this?

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Speaker 3: Jack?

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Speaker 1: What's over under Marie sucking dick?

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm gonna say bad to think it's bad.

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Speaker 6: I think you played too much. And pictures who play

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Speaker 6: too much can't like this. She'll pull your dick out

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Speaker 6: of hold, be like, what is this thing? She'll pull

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Speaker 6: it out and be like on the whole of the dick?

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Speaker 3: Where am I putting my phone? Listen, I laughed during sex.

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Speaker 2: That's how you know the fact that somebody has like

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Speaker 2: fucking d d from Dexter Oh my god, you know

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Speaker 2: I freaking love dex Fel's laboratory.

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Speaker 3: Wait, I can't get.

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Speaker 1: You on it, but I think it's about you though.

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Speaker 3: I mean it's about us. It's about us. It's about you.

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Speaker 2: And do you have any like words of advice for

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Speaker 2: Maris of advice?

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I really just want you to do it.

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Speaker 6: Just go yeah, because like fully, because now you have

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Speaker 6: this platform, with this and with NNU factor, you could

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Speaker 6: be getting dick every single Sunday on the Lord's Day.

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Speaker 3: Only want to get good.

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Speaker 1: No, that's not how works.

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Speaker 3: Yes, but but see that's why it's it's hard.

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Speaker 6: You need I don't want Dick makes women great, you know.

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Speaker 6: I mean she Dick's been in Laura London before she

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Speaker 6: found Nipsey.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that is problematic. I don't just say that.

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Speaker 1: And then this is this is why I frustrated. That's

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Speaker 1: why I frustrated.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Wait, say what you just said down here with her

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Speaker 2: is up put on. She's been with little Wayne, which

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Speaker 1: It was molested ki king of Dicks.

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Speaker 6: I'm just saying like, there's a lot of women who

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Speaker 6: take they fucking shade butter niggas. You want to ashy

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Speaker 3: I only want butter penis. I don't want Ashley Dick.

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Speaker 1: Now, I'm a grown up, and that's why you give

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Speaker 2: Okay, Now I'll be like Marie, you got to show

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Speaker 2: them that you're.

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Speaker 3: Not mad at you.

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Speaker 1: Gotta ass.

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Speaker 3: But me being a whole, I don't have to eat.

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Speaker 1: I don't Sidney, Yeah, that is weird. You don't use

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Speaker 3: I don't need to. I don't need to.

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Speaker 2: But Jack, I feel like you would be terrible to

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Speaker 1: Phenomenal Zack Jack, Zach Jack.

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Speaker 5: You seem like the type of person that when you

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Speaker 5: I feel like yes that No, I don't think you're

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Speaker 5: fell when you was in the shower and then you.

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Speaker 6: Gotta turn this off. You can't always be on antics.

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Speaker 6: I know there's like a sensual sexual side to you, Marie.

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Speaker 3: Wow, he's trying to get you open, Marie. This is

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Speaker 3: this is how people put the gyms on, Marie.

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Speaker 2: They'll be like, hold on, but I see something good

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Speaker 2: and be like I want to just take you out

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Speaker 2: one night, one night.

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Speaker 5: They're not sliding in my dms like this all I

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Speaker 5: dare you to go on one day? She gets the

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Speaker 5: job done. That's because you got an Ashy did bro

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Speaker 5: ash did makes presence, Marie, I dare you go on

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Speaker 3: That's what's not gonna happen. To find out, this is.

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Speaker 6: What the date we'd be slap boxes ability outside of

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Speaker 6: a red lobster nigga talk about the biscuits.

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Speaker 1: We got seven, we got four three that's stupid.

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Speaker 3: I didn't bring my card. Neither we would. We would

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Speaker 3: try to dine and.

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Speaker 2: As we got two people who yell on the mic

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Speaker 2: this is gonna be allowed, and.

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Speaker 3: Then you yell on the mic also actually no voice

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Speaker 3: you go next to y'all.

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Speaker 5: Wow, that's that's because you guys are trying to get

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Speaker 5: me to date Ashy dick dudes, not date, just hook

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Speaker 5: up with Uh, I'm taking Jack.

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Speaker 3: When you have sex with women, how do you turn off? This?

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Speaker 3: This and who?

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Speaker 6: Women are very excited when I turned off because they

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Speaker 3: That's true.

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Speaker 6: So what I do is like I just I'm all

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Speaker 6: antics and crazy, and I do all this ship and

452
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Speaker 6: then when I'm one of one, I'm.

453
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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, you know, I just do that for the

454
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Speaker 1: people before you.

455
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Speaker 2: Man, I seen the ship you're making your instant pont nigga, Like,

456
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Speaker 2: that's not you turn it off. What he's He makes

457
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,200
Speaker 2: food in the instant pot, and I feel like he

458
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,320
Speaker 2: does the instant pot like a crockpot.

459
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,680
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah sometimes, Wow, you be crockpott.

460
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,440
Speaker 3: Yeah you don't seem like the type that would crock pot.

461
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,240
Speaker 6: What is the appropriate way that you want me to

462
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,040
Speaker 6: put the ship in different pots and pants and wash

463
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:16,560
Speaker 6: all that ship?

464
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:17,520
Speaker 3: Yeah?

465
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Speaker 6: No, you niggas are weird. My boss Nick Crole uses

466
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,680
Speaker 6: the insta pot. I use the insta pot. Rich niggas do,

467
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:23,240
Speaker 6: rich nigga.

468
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,840
Speaker 5: Sh it sounds like the thing that all the white

469
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,000
Speaker 5: people put in front of their toilets so they can

470
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Speaker 5: poop with their knees up.

471
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Speaker 3: Insta pot, That's what that sounds like.

472
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:36,240
Speaker 1: I feel like you don't know what anything is. Wow,

473
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,560
Speaker 1: this is beautiful. I really am a good first date.

474
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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is this is exactly is here? Okay, So instapot,

475
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,200
Speaker 3: I don't know what the hell that is? Uh, crackpot.

476
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Speaker 6: Yeah, you can take rise, you can take vegetables, you

477
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,359
Speaker 6: can take anything. Pot So do you go cook your

478
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,720
Speaker 6: little meat on it in the grill, lit fry?

479
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,200
Speaker 1: Whatever? What's going on? It's going on?

480
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,600
Speaker 3: This is this is Jack Knight. Do you think guys

481
00:19:58,920 --> 00:19:59,639
Speaker 3: that Maurice should go.

482
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:00,960
Speaker 1: On a date again.

483
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:05,440
Speaker 5: I'm taking Yes, I also Sidney, I t him taken

484
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Speaker 5: by my unemployment.

485
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,520
Speaker 1: No one's here to date Marie. We're here to get Marie.

486
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:16,440
Speaker 5: Dick's a queen as okay, So as somebody who's out

487
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:21,080
Speaker 5: here just slaying the vagina, I'm not again taking yeah,

488
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,160
Speaker 5: taking care of business as somebody who's getting pussy regularly.

489
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Speaker 3: What can I do to up my chance of getting

490
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:27,840
Speaker 3: more dick? How about that?

491
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,320
Speaker 1: You get dick? Though?

492
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Speaker 6: What is this?

493
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,360
Speaker 1: What is this conversation?

494
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:32,600
Speaker 2: Why?

495
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:36,320
Speaker 6: Why are we let's having a mature adult conversation conversation?

496
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,480
Speaker 6: You get dick and you're really mad about the fact

497
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,159
Speaker 6: about the dick that you get. Maybe you need to

498
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:41,880
Speaker 6: work in yourself.

499
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:49,159
Speaker 3: I'm trying to I'm trying to be a hoe more dicks.

500
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,200
Speaker 1: Of dicks, Just be a ho.

501
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,800
Speaker 3: Yes, but we're talking about okay, you.

502
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:59,320
Speaker 1: Know what we don't understand. I'm missing something I feel.

503
00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:02,480
Speaker 2: Like y'all are just oil and oil and water.

504
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,920
Speaker 1: Y'all are just the same with our chairs because we can't.

505
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:10,920
Speaker 3: He said, stop fighting niggas. Yes, I'm not fighting anybody.

506
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:15,240
Speaker 3: I'm that you're abusing men. That's why you're not getting dick.

507
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,159
Speaker 2: You hit them too much for them to be like

508
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,080
Speaker 2: inside of you whatever.

509
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,840
Speaker 6: Like the type you bag her cup and she socks

510
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:30,240
Speaker 6: you the chest. It says, good game, had a good time.

511
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Speaker 3: Let's reel this back in and back to problematic.

512
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Speaker 2: Problematic, jack I feel like you say a lot of

513
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,560
Speaker 2: things in your stand up that I'd be like, you

514
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 2: can put off because you are you, and you you

515
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,680
Speaker 2: are great in stand up. But there's some things that

516
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 2: I've I've heard you say that I'm like, have you

517
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,000
Speaker 2: got any pushback from anything that?

518
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:51,920
Speaker 5: What?

519
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 3: What's one this thing you think you've ever said on stage?

520
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:59,480
Speaker 1: Yeah? The other night at PD show, Yes, I.

521
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Speaker 3: Was there, Okay, Sidney, the listeners wasn't there.

522
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,879
Speaker 6: I said, I said, it's really unfair to compare the

523
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,399
Speaker 6: talents of Michael Jackson and Beyonce because one of them

524
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 6: had to deal with the looming fact that they liked

525
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:13,280
Speaker 6: to fuck children and a whole table of Pete's family,

526
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:14,919
Speaker 6: and I don't I think they're like Dominican, what are

527
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Speaker 6: they Haitian?

528
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 1: They're all black and older.

529
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Speaker 6: And I wanted this long thing about how the most

530
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:23,920
Speaker 6: talented people ever usually were pedophiles, and how white booty

531
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,200
Speaker 6: hole does a lot for black men like Tyler Creator

532
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 6: funks a lot of white boys, and Frank Ocean fucks

533
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 6: white boys and Michael Jackson white boys.

534
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 1: Is what I'm saying.

535
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 6: There's something special within the white boy rectum, black men

536
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,440
Speaker 6: unlocked within themselves, and nobody enjoyed that.

537
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:43,760
Speaker 3: There's something special within the white and black men.

538
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 1: You said, need to access it.

539
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Speaker 2: And our producer gay hot intern Andrews.

540
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Speaker 1: Like Farlane, what do you think, black dress? What is

541
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 1: he doing now? What is he doing?

542
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,400
Speaker 3: Okay? Wow?

543
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 1: Wait you fuck the black dude name calling?

544
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:08,479
Speaker 5: Right?

545
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 1: And what is he doing professionally now? Software?

546
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,880
Speaker 3: That still feels like a good job.

547
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,879
Speaker 1: Man, that's a good job. You see what his boodio

548
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 1: does for the black community.

549
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 3: You body holding that, Andrew?

550
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Speaker 6: Wow, I'm just saying, bro, it's a lot of a

551
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 6: lot of our favorite black artists who have sex with men,

552
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 6: Marlon Brando, Richard Pryor.

553
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Speaker 5: So I'm not understand what you're saying. You're saying that

554
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 5: in order for black men to be successful, they got

555
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 5: to bang.

556
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,120
Speaker 1: No, that's not what I'm saying.

557
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 6: I'm saying it's statistically proving that black men who fuck

558
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 6: white boys end up being great.

559
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Speaker 3: Statistically, where are your statistics.

560
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 6: Michael Jackson, uh tyl the creator, Richard pryor Steve Lacy.

561
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 1: I don't know all the game, niggas.

562
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 5: It's other black dudes banging like it's Ashley white dudes too,

563
00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 5: it's actually white dude.

564
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, what what we're talking about? Booty hole? I talk about.

565
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 3: God, booty hole is not gay.

566
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,360
Speaker 1: No, that's access.

567
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Speaker 2: This This episode is definitely off the rails, and I

568
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 2: love it.

569
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Speaker 5: And I'm just saying, you, guys, okay, let me think

570
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 5: of another I'm we're trying to get other problematic jokes

571
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 5: out of you, but you're trying to like explain to

572
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 5: us why this joke is true.

573
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 1: It's not a joke. I think it's true.

574
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 3: See, that's why you're really problematic.

575
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 2: Everybody said, mm, like, we don't even want to dig

576
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 2: a barre hole than it is the white hole that

577
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 2: you're actually talking about. I don't want to dig it.

578
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 1: When is uh, when is this coming out?

579
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 3: Probably this week?

580
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 1: This week?

581
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 6: Okay, so well Friday, Friday, okay, Wednesday. They're doing like

582
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 6: the little Comedy Central thing. We're like letting us do

583
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,359
Speaker 6: like seven minutes and put on there whatever, and they

584
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 6: make you like send in your jokes.

585
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 3: Yes.

586
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 1: And one of the jokes I sent in was the

587
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 1: squirt joke. Yes, and they said yes.

588
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 3: They said yes to your score.

589
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 1: They said yes to the scort joke.

590
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,880
Speaker 6: So at one point on television, they're gonna let me say,

591
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 6: have you ever eaten pussy in a bit?

592
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,399
Speaker 1: Squirt in your face? And you feel like you want

593
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:07,439
Speaker 1: a Nickelodeon Award?

594
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 5: And that's it's a good try to say that. Very problematic.

595
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 5: It's a great joke, very problematic. Problematic, it's problematic either.

596
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 5: Problematic is like things that you say that people.

597
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:23,879
Speaker 3: I love. Award you got fly, Yeah, the problem is

598
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 3: that's good. You did well. Your little green don't get

599
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 3: out of my house? You won get get out of Yeah?

600
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 4: Wow?

601
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 3: Then crazy kid?

602
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 2: Yeah you haven't you have another joke?

603
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 1: That's uh? Was there one that bothered you? Even if

604
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 1: it's off stage? Just some ship. I don't know, because

605
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 1: you guys as much as.

606
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,120
Speaker 6: You guys like to pretend you're not problematic. Off off

607
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 6: the you guys are maniacs. Me yes, I think the

608
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 6: maniac City.

609
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:57,680
Speaker 3: I don't even know how we're friends.

610
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 5: Well no, Sidney said, I'm a maniac. She don't know

611
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 5: why we're friends. Means merch right there, guys, maniac whodies

612
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,840
Speaker 5: come in spring twenty twenty.

613
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,639
Speaker 3: What what what have we said Jack that.

614
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 6: You've been like, well, it's like it's the reason why

615
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 6: you guys work like you're a psychopath and she's a sociopath,

616
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 6: and so you just are just out loud like I

617
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 6: don't think anybody should read. And then you're just you'll

618
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 6: call me a face on me at two in the morning,

619
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 6: being like she's insane.

620
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: Social path. Yes, I think she's terrifyingly crazy.

621
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 3: Pick up every time she face times you with t

622
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Speaker 3: A Gonna says.

623
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: Some funny crazy shit. I think the most part.

624
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 2: Jack picks up well one he won. He's like, are

625
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 2: you okay?

626
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 1: Yeah?

627
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 2: Are you all right?

628
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 3: You will start with okay, Yeah, I told you she's

629
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,880
Speaker 3: in an emergency situation.

630
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,439
Speaker 1: She facetimes show if need be. I'm first I know.

631
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 2: Jack got got the money on lock so I know

632
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 2: that that big mouth money if I was big mouth

633
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 2: net fax money jack a a any like two grand

634
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,639
Speaker 2: real quick vemo. No, I feel like you would help

635
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 2: me out. Man.

636
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: I got a light skinned mama and light skinned girl. Dog.

637
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: I'm broke.

638
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:08,639
Speaker 3: You are like skin mom.

639
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 2: He's on the record, he's like, I ain't got no money.

640
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 2: I can't help you.

641
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 5: But off the record, I was like, off the record,

642
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 5: he'll slide it to you and take your time with

643
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 5: paying back.

644
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, like no rush on paying it back.

645
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

646
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 3: I love that.

647
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

648
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,639
Speaker 5: Okay, So have you ever said something problematic that like

649
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 5: got you uh dumped or you got into a fight

650
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 5: because of it?

651
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 3: Because I feel like.

652
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 6: I think I perfected problematic in like high school in

653
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 6: middle school, because I've never been suspended yet, never been expelled,

654
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,959
Speaker 6: really never gotten attention before, never got detention, never got

655
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 6: attention before, never got attention.

656
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 3: I mean even I've.

657
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 1: Gotten I was always tardy, always skipped class.

658
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 6: No, I would just like I would always get everyone

659
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 6: to the line and then be able to back pedal.

660
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: Back right before.

661
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 5: It was like, Okay, I don't like this, nigga, But

662
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 5: every time, every single time, I feel like you're somebody

663
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 5: that like every day, will like push that line a

664
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,000
Speaker 5: little bit.

665
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,360
Speaker 1: Right, making the line further.

666
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:06,359
Speaker 3: Fuck you never got detention. I don't believe it.

667
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: I don't believe it as my mom, you liing dead ass.

668
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 1: You lie to your mom and now you lie, you

669
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 1: lie to.

670
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 5: Your light skinned behove and now you lie into our

671
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,959
Speaker 5: brown skin asses.

672
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:18,640
Speaker 2: But you're saying you okay, so forget about school. Seriously, recently,

673
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 2: you haven't said anything that has gotten you in trouble

674
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,360
Speaker 2: with maybe a close friend.

675
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 6: Or work being serious or being like playing no serious,

676
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 6: like I mean you. I've definitely seriously cuss niggers out

677
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 6: and they didn't like me. But I've never like jokingly

678
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 6: gotten in trouble.

679
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,680
Speaker 2: Now, somebody said that I have. Somebody said at work

680
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 2: that you work at you will say some stuff and

681
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 2: I'm like, now, my brother, Jack, now you all right now,

682
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 2: I want to be on your side, but you you're

683
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 2: talking crazy.

684
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 1: He said that I won't say, wait, this is that

685
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: big mo Yes, oh man, that's funny.

686
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 3: Somebody said that. They say that a big mouth.

687
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: No, no, no, there's so yeah. I can see that.

688
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 6: You said, sure the room is like seventy like gay

689
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 6: diggers are white it's they'll we'll be like on a

690
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 6: roll and I'll be like and I'll blurt out something

691
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 6: and they'll be like.

692
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I feel like, I'm sure you've said something jokingly,

693
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 5: and because people get offended by jokes, Like sometimes you're

694
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 5: just going back and forth and y'all are joking on

695
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 5: each other and then someone says something and you're like, legit,

696
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 5: get upset about it. You're saying that that's never happened

697
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 5: to you. You've never made a joke that somebody was like,

698
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 5: too soon.

699
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 6: But I know, get in trouble for it. It's more

700
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 6: just like, oh, but that's him, Like I get to

701
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 6: just get it. I'm like Stuart little nigga. No one

702
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 6: cares what I'm doing.

703
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 3: I've never seen Stuart little.

704
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 7: Yeah.

705
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 2: Really better than a white mouse in a card again,

706
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 2: No thank you.

707
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 3: I'm not the demo for the He has a little car.

708
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 1: He'll be with people here.

709
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 3: He was chopping shallots and washing his dirty ass rad

710
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,560
Speaker 3: hands out the fucking shallo.

711
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: It's a funny word.

712
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 2: It's a good word. It comes out of Marie's mouth.

713
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 3: Shallots, shallots.

714
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 6: Marie says every word with an explamation point after each letter.

715
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 3: Really shallots. No, you may sound like a cartoon. Yes,

716
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 3: you think I'm a Carson.

717
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 2: Hey, you got to connect your big mouth.

718
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not no black girls in that cartoons. Oh yeah,

719
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 5: but she she got a white mom, don't she. Yeah,

720
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 5: she'd be wearing like, you know, birken stocks and stuff

721
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 5: to the.

722
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 2: School, Marie, you wear God, why are you lying?

723
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 3: I love birkenstocks you have.

724
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 1: You don't stay solid on anything.

725
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 3: I love her.

726
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 1: You just bounce around.

727
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 3: I just forgot you heard it. There's not like a

728
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 3: bottom question.

729
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 2: Jack.

730
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 3: You're very loose with sexuality. You talk about it a lot.

731
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 2: Stand that you're fluid, like you make jokes insinuating that

732
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 2: you you would be gay, but you're not because.

733
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: I'm just not try shit.

734
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, well let's.

735
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 3: Let's talk about what you try. Because you're having a

736
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 3: great career.

737
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 5: So if by your standards, you've been touching a lot

738
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 5: of white boy boody, because you said that, like they

739
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 5: ave they a lot of stuff for black men's.

740
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 3: Career, we're real cute right now.

741
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 6: Jealous, I'm like jealous, the niggas would be fucking white

742
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 6: boy booty.

743
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: I'd like I see that that what you just said.

744
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 2: I'm like, I can't believe he said that.

745
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 6: No, but I'm so fucking straight and it's so gay, Like,

746
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 6: I hate how straight I am. I wish I could

747
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 6: do all that gay ship because they be having fun.

748
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 6: You've been to gay people's stuff, gay.

749
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 3: People still you don't even know people style it.

750
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 1: Bro having fun, Bro, they'd be doing a whole bunch

751
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: of ship straight straight niggas. But you exact nigga gay too.

752
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are both pretty nigga kiss.

753
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: A man on TV.

754
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 3: The checks were cute. Checks are really nice. Also show

755
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 3: nobody was watching the show.

756
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 6: But also like a lot of That's why a lot

757
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 6: of our fluidity comes from the fact that it's problematic

758
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 6: and like it, like we are making fun of like

759
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 6: homophobia in the black community by doing gay ship.

760
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 2: Oh so now you're a crusader for the gays.

761
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: I'm the Harvey Milk of this generation.

762
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna agree and stand my ally.

763
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 3: I am the har I disagree.

764
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 6: Harvey Milk, Kurt Cobain, Jack knag Zack Fox Absolutely.

765
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 3: Jack Knight Zack Foxes. Wow, Andrew, do you you agree?

766
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 5: No?

767
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 3: He said that you guys are allies.

768
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 2: Andrew thinks you're cute.

769
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 3: That's what that is.

770
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 2: If you were ugly and missing her tooth, he'd be

771
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 2: like that nigga kill him, now.

772
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 3: Kill that. That's exactly what Andrew would say. Kill that nigga.

773
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 3: Now that's March. Kill that nigga.

774
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,960
Speaker 5: Now, hoodie's available for the fall season coming out. If

775
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 5: we don't have zip ups and we're gonna have.

776
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,479
Speaker 6: Short I need a crew neck of that motherfucker right now.

777
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 6: I need a crew neck of kill that motherfucker. But

778
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 6: just with his face, just like kind of with the

779
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 6: headphones on, disgruntle.

780
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to do little emojis of him being

781
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 2: upset in the in the studio.

782
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 5: H Well, let's talk a little bit of who you are,

783
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 5: why you're this rude? Like are you an only child?

784
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 5: Were you a latchkey kid?

785
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 1: Yep? Wow, you're kind of reading me for Phil.

786
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 3: I mean, did you have a relationship with your dad?

787
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: Nope?

788
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 3: Nope, okay, okay, wow. And you're from Wood State, Seattle, Seattle.

789
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: I was gonna guess that. Wow, it's almost like we

790
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 1: know each other.

791
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 5: No, but he doesn't seem like a Seattle guy though,

792
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 5: because he seems like the black friend in Seattle.

793
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 3: No, it's a lot of black people in Seattle.

794
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, really, we just don't go outside it between white

795
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: people out there.

796
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 3: Okay, So like I don't understand.

797
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 1: How y'all find from Seattle.

798
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 3: Oh wow, but it was a different time.

799
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. And Jimmy Hendricks was also looking like he didn't

800
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 2: use conditioner in his friend didn't that miss?

801
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he lived in London. There's no conditioner in London.

802
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 3: And they barely have to.

803
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

804
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 3: You, it's like from Seattle, really, but I cannot make sense.

805
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,920
Speaker 1: Rachel Dole is from near Seattle.

806
00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 5: Yeah that makes sense though, that checks out. Yeah, Now

807
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 5: black people, she's saying, now with black people like you,

808
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 5: and she was like, I too, am black.

809
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 6: It's always so corny when like black people were like,

810
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 6: there's no black people in Seattle or Portland.

811
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 1: It's like, nigga, just go other places.

812
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 3: It's where it's not.

813
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 5: It's not saying that there's none, it's a saying we

814
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:20,280
Speaker 5: don't see it's niggas in Seattle, not black folks, but niggas.

815
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, the niggas everywhere, right.

816
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 3: But it's fascinating you. I think we're from nigga.

817
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 1: Drake is from Canada.

818
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 3: Okay, Canada.

819
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: That's way harder to understand than like Seattle or Portland.

820
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 3: Has a bunch of Haitians. You know, it's Toronto.

821
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 1: How did get there?

822
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:37,479
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?

823
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: How did the Haitians get to Canada?

824
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 5: They speak French up there, so the Haitians went up there.

825
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 5: I don't know why there's black people in Seattle, sire.

826
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,919
Speaker 1: That was that was one of the say boyle boy,

827
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,720
Speaker 1: bayle boy. I see why it was canceled.

828
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,720
Speaker 3: God, it's canceled because we don't understand.

829
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 6: I'm saying that if there's people in Canada and they

830
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 6: went all the way from Haiti all the way to Canada,

831
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 6: don't think biggas stopped in Seattle.

832
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: You don't think niggas stopped.

833
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 5: At is not on the way. That's why I'm away

834
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 5: from where my people come from.

835
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 3: Yes, Seattle is not on the way.

836
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 6: No, not directly, Marie. I'm gonna go do my show,

837
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 6: Jesus show, Yeah, show how the.

838
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 5: Nerve of you have a show and be here late

839
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 5: and be here late, the audacity, negocity, the.

840
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 2: Negocity of you.

841
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 3: This is some Seattle nigga behavior right here.

842
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: You don't even know what Seattle niggas are.

843
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 2: Like, they're like this, I will say and I will

844
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:36,320
Speaker 2: say one thing, turn my chair, I will say this,

845
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 2: and uh that you surround yourself around people who challenge

846
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 2: you but also accept you. Yeah, you know you hang

847
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 2: out with Langston Kerman.

848
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 1: Mister non problematically self, the king of light skins. I love.

849
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 2: He was on this podcast and he really tried to

850
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 2: go toe for to with us. I mean we were

851
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 2: trying to roast him and he was trying to come

852
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 2: a light skin expert.

853
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he's a light skin expert. Yeah, because he,

854
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:05,919
Speaker 1: I mean hateskin people.

855
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 2: WHOA.

856
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:12,280
Speaker 3: That's why he hates his girlfriend light skin.

857
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 1: He loves, he loves her. You don't like her.

858
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 3: His fiance.

859
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't be kicking it like that. Wow, work

860
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: with me. I don't know.

861
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 2: I don't know how she allows him to be with

862
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 2: you half the time.

863
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,879
Speaker 1: She loves me, she loves problematic shit.

864
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 2: Really, you know what it is.

865
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 3: I think you get away with it.

866
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 5: I think you get away with it so well because

867
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 5: you're like you like have a cute face, that's all

868
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 5: it is.

869
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 3: But you got like a cubo boy face, That's all

870
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:40,320
Speaker 3: it is. Remember when you said you went to Montreal.

871
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 2: You were a jfl and and Jack and Kevin Iso

872
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 2: were West.

873
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: If you want to ask expert, bring on.

874
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 5: That thing.

875
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 2: You were roasting some guy who looked like the KFC

876
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 2: Colonel No.

877
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 3: It was the sixth flags Man, the old.

878
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 6: Sam and Clayton, everybody, everybody that was crazy. He was

879
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 6: the owner of like one of the biggest comedy clubs

880
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 6: in Boston. Now he won't let me do the club.

881
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 3: Oh see the problematic No, no.

882
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 1: No, no, I just had to talk to him.

883
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 3: He wants me to apologize because of that.

884
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 6: Well, like everybody was shooting. But then I said that,

885
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 6: I said, wow, that was long ago. I said, he

886
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 6: looked like a slave bastard for a bunch of silly slaves.

887
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's the stuff that you say that.

888
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 2: I'm like, Jack, what's wrong with you?

889
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: But niggas doing cartwheels?

890
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 5: It was they went for so long. They roasted him first,

891
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 5: and they were like running with their laughter.

892
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 3: They were like.

893
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 5: Like they were It was hilarious. And he stood there

894
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 5: in a white suit with his white hair, just Colonel

895
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 5: Sanders dad. He did have a stupid I don't know

896
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 5: if there was a hat, but in my mind I

897
00:37:59,400 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 5: feel like it was.

898
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 1: But it was like one of those roads. You know,

899
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: he had nothing, and he just like he stopped. He

900
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 1: didn't even understand what we're saying anymore.

901
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 2: Because you guys were probably screaming.

902
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 5: That's the beginning of Like if his his life was

903
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 5: a show, it'd be like it would start at that

904
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 5: moment it was.

905
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 3: It will pause and it'd be like record scratch, Hey

906
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 3: that's me.

907
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 6: I bet you're asking how I got how I got here?

908
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 6: And then he like takes the camera and puts it on.

909
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 6: He's like because of that nigga over there.

910
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's just so.

911
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 2: Wait, but I have a question.

912
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: His teeth just came out the concrete.

913
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 4: Bro.

914
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, wait till he get his Veneers money together. I

915
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 3: don't think he is.

916
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 2: I think he's going to keep his teeth.

917
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 5: Daniel Caesar, Yeah, he's like.

918
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 3: I don't need good teeth.

919
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 2: I'm funny. It's like, yeah, you don't need good teeth

920
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 2: to be funny, but you need some proper teeth to

921
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 2: get some mask.

922
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, they say that. I think it got a collage

923
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: of teeth.

924
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 3: It's like they just placed them where they fit.

925
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: They got it took a whole bunch of teeth from

926
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of people.

927
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 5: Plays well, the teeth actually look like he's saying, you

928
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 5: got a ransom.

929
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:09,919
Speaker 3: Note about.

930
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 6: Nigga, there's about fifteen people looking for their tooth and

931
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 6: they all like Kevin's mouth.

932
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:19,439
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, put solutions on the skin this nigga.

933
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: Kevin got a whole bunch of bodies under these.

934
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 2: Jack How do you How do you feel about roasts?

935
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 2: I feel like roasts are problematic.

936
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: I don't like I don't like like set up roasts,

937
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 1: like like I come there.

938
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 6: I mean, I support everybody in rose body, all my friends,

939
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 6: but it's like I don't like doing it because it

940
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 6: feels too like formulaic and kind of corny and mean,

941
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 6: Like it's like it's against what roasten really kind of is.

942
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 6: It's more just like jabbing at your friends, like wrote

943
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 6: like set up roads, like your mom died in oh

944
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 6: six and that's why you're dumb. And it's like Jesus

945
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 6: fucking Christ.

946
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 3: Bro, somebody said, change the whole game. Wow, sideways, Well

947
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 3: let me see if we get sitting in it sideways.

948
00:39:57,160 --> 00:40:01,760
Speaker 6: All right, But more important, you guys are both beautiful

949
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 6: and amazing and at the end of the Broad City

950
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 6: episode where you both walked out.

951
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 1: I genuinely cried, Really, she was fucking fire.

952
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 6: I enjoyed that a lot. I'm glad that you didn't.

953
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 6: I didn't know what was happening. No one told me

954
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 6: what was happening. I didn't even like it was one

955
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 6: of those things. I was just watching the episode, like

956
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 6: I just I didn't look at Twitter guys post about it.

957
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 1: So I was just like watching the episode and I

958
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 1: saw you.

959
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 3: I was like, what the that's great? Yeah.

960
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 2: Jordan Temple hit.

961
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 1: Me up and will my fucking mind and they were

962
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 1: like this is so cool. But it was also like perfect.

963
00:40:33,239 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 6: It was also like the right decision to make it

964
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 6: would it was like, you know, you guys getting it

965
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,439
Speaker 6: and then also being on broads he was like, oh, yeah,

966
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 6: this is yes, exactly perfect.

967
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 2: You know what's another great decision? On time you talking

968
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 2: to Nick Kroll and uh, you know, helping helping the

969
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:49,359
Speaker 2: community out.

970
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 3: He said, you gotta put your finger in nikkerels.

971
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:55,439
Speaker 1: But oh, y'all better hurry up than paying fifteen girls

972
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: is running a monk?

973
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 3: Are you really leaving right now? Wow? Are please get

974
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 3: him on the ground. I can't believe he just left.

975
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 5: Honestly, this is the weirdest podcast episode we've ever recorded.

976
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 2: That was really rude and also on brand of Jack Knight.

977
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 3: Problematic.

978
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,800
Speaker 5: I'm switching microphones because this one is they got lipnig syndrome.

979
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, now that he left, I guess we could

980
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 2: just keep it going and just chat some more.

981
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 5: Do we need to close this door? I don't think

982
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 5: that we should. We still need to be on this live.

983
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 5: Do we know it's like twelve people watching.

984
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, my friends, we love you.

985
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 3: No, we don't really love them though. Yes, I need

986
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 3: to charge my phone. Okay, Well that was a problematic

987
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 3: ass episode.

988
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 2: Real sure, Jack gave us everything and then nothing at all.

989
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 3: He gave nothing, but it was still very on brand

990
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 3: for him. I don't believe that he's never gotten in

991
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,399
Speaker 3: trouble for the stuff that he says.

992
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 2: I think that people like Jack don't know that they

993
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 2: fuck up stuff or that they're getting in trouble because

994
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 2: people are too scared to let them know.

995
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 3: Hey man, that wasn't cool.

996
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 2: Uh huh.

997
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,399
Speaker 3: You gotta tell people.

998
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 5: You have to tell people when they do something wrong regularly,

999
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 5: Like someone like Jack, you can tell him that he

1000
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 5: did something wrong, he's strong.

1001
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 3: He's gonna fake apologize or maybe he will. Do you

1002
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 3: think that he apologizes to people? Yeah?

1003
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 2: And yeah, no, I mean I've seen him do some

1004
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 2: stuff and I was like, hey man, that's I don't

1005
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 2: think that was really smart or cool. Okay, but I'm

1006
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 2: also a nigga that's not really working that much, so

1007
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:39,280
Speaker 2: he's probably not listening to you. You take uber pools.

1008
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 2: I'm I don't care about what the hell you're saying.

1009
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 3: This is weird, friend, I don't.

1010
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 5: I Yeah, I mean I see him doing that also,

1011
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 5: but like, still, you should be telling people when they mess.

1012
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,319
Speaker 3: Up, Marie. Are you that type of person that tells

1013
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 3: people when they mess up?

1014
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:57,439
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1015
00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 3: I feel like you should. Like I don't think you.

1016
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 5: Gotta be weird about it, Like you don't have to

1017
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 5: be mean about it. Like, Okay, I was on the

1018
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 5: train today on the way here. There was a lady

1019
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 5: with a baby or like a toddler. The toddler was

1020
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 5: sleeping on her and I heard her go, Michelle, we're

1021
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 5: gonna we're gonna get off the train and the next stop.

1022
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 5: Time to wake up. And I was like, my mother

1023
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 5: would never wake me up like that. She'd be like, yeah,

1024
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,480
Speaker 5: but she would like shake me up and then I'd

1025
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 5: have to like wake up and go. But like, maybe

1026
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 5: there's a there's a different way to do everything. You

1027
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 5: don't have to be mean all the time. You could

1028
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 5: gently tell them.

1029
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 3: Somebody that they messed up or that they're trash or

1030
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 3: that they're problematic. I feel like you're you're working on that, Murray.

1031
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 2: I feel like you are.

1032
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, it just happened on a train,

1033
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 3: sis and I just, you know, I just had the epiphanies.

1034
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 3: You come a long way. I feel like you you

1035
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 3: tell people when they they need to be told.

1036
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 2: But I also feel like you don't feel like telling

1037
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 2: people about themselves sometimes, because sometimes that's true.

1038
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes you just you can't be bothered because you're

1039
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 5: like you gonna tell them that they did something and

1040
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,720
Speaker 5: they're not gonna change.

1041
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 2: Do you feel like that with me? Sometimes?

1042
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 5: Uh, we've been adding we have a commercial for this.

1043
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 5: We got some what cent bird or something to talk about.

1044
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 3: Rick, I'm don't remember the question the question is I

1045
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 3: forgot the question? Okay, see I don't remember that. I

1046
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 3: don't Andrew, and.

1047
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't ask that. But are you gonna be nice?

1048
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 3: Probably not.

1049
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 5: It's probably gonna be the same. Yeah, it's gonna be

1050
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 5: the same. I mean, it's just gonna be like a

1051
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 5: slower to be mean. I think maybe I'm gonna take

1052
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 5: my time with it.

1053
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 3: I have time now.

1054
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: You don't realize today.

1055
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 3: Know the way that the woman woke this little girl up,

1056
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 3: I was like, oh wow, she like eased her.

1057
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 5: Out of waking up, waking up like, you know, instead

1058
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 5: of being the brother, instead of being like, girl, we

1059
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 5: gotta go, come.

1060
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 3: On, like and I was like, wow, yeah, there's different ways.

1061
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 2: Do you feel like you're the person that come on, girl,

1062
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 2: let's go.

1063
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,800
Speaker 3: Yeah for sure. But also I was the kid that

1064
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 3: was come on, girl, let's go. You know yeah, So

1065
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 3: like we know, people do stuff different. So maybe Marie,

1066
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 3: therapy might be therapy since I could just keep taking

1067
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 3: the train. What do you mean therapy. I could just

1068
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 3: keep taking the train and learning life's lessons.

1069
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 5: I mean, you're the you said that you're the girl

1070
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 5: that you're the kid that would be like, come on,

1071
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 5: let's go, you gotta get up and abruptly wake you up.

1072
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 5: And maybe that's why you're so abrupt right now. Wow,

1073
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 5: So maybe you need to work through this wow. Maybe,

1074
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 5: but like I feel like.

1075
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 2: I'm fine, right are you?

1076
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 3: Marie City.

1077
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 5: Don't don't putting that Uh, I don't even know what

1078
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 5: what you putting in my head. Don't don't be putting

1079
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 5: this wishing this on me. I feel like I'm I'm

1080
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:01,320
Speaker 5: in a good.

1081
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:02,839
Speaker 3: Place right now. I feel like you are.

1082
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:04,959
Speaker 2: I'm in a good place.

1083
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 3: You're not gonna steal my joy? Friend?

1084
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 2: Can you explain to those listeners while are in a

1085
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 2: good place? Uh?

1086
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, I'm a little bit high.

1087
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 5: And I had this job that lasted for I don't know,

1088
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:25,720
Speaker 5: two and a half months, and it was a bad show,

1089
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:29,319
Speaker 5: but like I got paid for it, and I got

1090
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 5: paid well for it, and you know, I feel like

1091
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 5: I'm in this place where it's like, well, I've booked

1092
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 5: a show. It was not a good show, but like

1093
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 5: I'll book another one. Yes, I don't know how soon

1094
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 5: or how far away that is.

1095
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 2: Yes, But once you open that doors to be like,

1096
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 2: oh I can get I could get a fucking show,

1097
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 2: then it doesn't feel as much pressure.

1098
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 5: Right, I'm gonna be like a tone bell. Oh wow,

1099
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 5: I'm just that's the name that comes to mind.

1100
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:57,399
Speaker 2: Wow.

1101
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,840
Speaker 5: Because he's been on a lot of TV shows and

1102
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 5: they just keep getting canceled. But I'm like, if they're

1103
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 5: on for long enough and he's making a decent amount

1104
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 5: of money, then like he's probably fine with all his

1105
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,439
Speaker 5: shows getting canceled. He's in a movie now, yeah, yes,

1106
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 5: he's in a little and Regina Hall and we're tone

1107
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 5: Bell adjacent.

1108
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 3: If you guys don't know Jason a degree of separation

1109
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 3: from I.

1110
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 2: Mean, I was on a show him and I bombed,

1111
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 2: So honestly, I'm closer to tone than you think. Honestly,

1112
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 2: since like right there, it was literally right after Little premiered,

1113
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 2: I saw him on the show I bombed.

1114
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 3: Wow, And you know what he.

1115
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 2: Said, it was like it was good seeing.

1116
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:44,320
Speaker 3: The bomb was silent, it was good seeing it was

1117
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 3: good to see you.

1118
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,399
Speaker 5: I was like, wow, yeah, it was really bad. He's

1119
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 5: in but he's in a good He's in a good place.

1120
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 5: Would he got to be mad or like bitter or

1121
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,399
Speaker 5: like ha ha? He had people for like, he's making

1122
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 5: money and he likes skin and he has all his teeth.

1123
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 3: He's fine.

1124
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you know that.

1125
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 3: That's why I'm talking the way I'm talking.

1126
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 2: And if we see our friend Jack Knight, who's problematic

1127
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 2: as if and he's bucking all these things and he's funny.

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Speaker 3: I mean, when you're what you do, you're you know,

1129
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 3: people are gonna look for you, people looking for you,

1130
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 3: people looking for him. What are you? People will look

1131
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 3: for me too.

1132
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 2: Wait, we are looking at y'all.

1133
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 3: Hear check your other inbox on Facebook?

1134
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I was. I will say this

1135
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 2: that in the We've been doing it for two years now,

1136
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 2: the podcast. Yeah two years yo. We used to do

1137
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 2: this in a fucking somebody else's apartment. Yeah, that's how

1138
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 2: messy and the sound.

1139
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 3: Was fucked up. Yeah we were.

1140
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 5: We wouldn't We would like not have the microphones turned on.

1141
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,280
Speaker 5: We would just be shouting at my laptop.

1142
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 2: Yes, we did. And we've come so far, but I

1143
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 2: feel like kind of the same.

1144
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 3: Our guests just left.

1145
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 5: Literally, I said, wow, we are so relatable, We're so real.

1146
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 5: This is why people listen to us. And I was

1147
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 5: live for you know, most of that episode. Yeah, and

1148
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 5: it's just like, wow, Marie, we're really doing this, this

1149
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 5: podcast and stuff.

1150
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 2: This is who we are now, booking things, canceling things, getting.

1151
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 1: Fired, getting hired.

1152
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, Sidney, I don't know when it's gonna happen.

1153
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 5: But we're going to reach a point where we like

1154
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 5: laugh about this stuff, you know, like we're kind of

1155
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 5: like fake laughing about it now. But like what like

1156
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 5: Phoebe was overseas interviewing Michelle Obama from Michelle's book, like

1157
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 5: I started with a podcast, is.

1158
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay?

1159
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:36,320
Speaker 3: And so coming back to that, it really starts with

1160
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 3: you guys. It starts with the listeners.

1161
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 5: If you guys want us to interview Michelle Obama, it's

1162
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:41,839
Speaker 5: really about y'all.

1163
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 3: It is up to y'all.

1164
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 5: So, and I want to talk to Michelle while she's

1165
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 5: wearing a nine thousand dollars Balenciaga boot. So if y'all

1166
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 5: want to, you know, like it's helped me see much,

1167
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 5: and you know I'm unemployed, so let me this.

1168
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:55,919
Speaker 2: Tally about the engagement. And uh, you know, I don't

1169
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 2: really know how many of you guys are listening, but

1170
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 2: I feel like I need to hear more. I need

1171
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 2: to see it. You know, I see y'all in the DMS,

1172
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 2: but it's not the DMS.

1173
00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:07,719
Speaker 5: I want to sis, you know, make it a real post, yes,

1174
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 5: make an official put.

1175
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 3: It on the page, tweet about it.

1176
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:17,839
Speaker 2: I need y'all to go to that Patreon. I need

1177
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 2: you to pay that five dollars.

1178
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 3: We need you to sign up, I need you to review,

1179
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 3: I need you to I need.

1180
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 5: You to go out hit the streets with your clipboard

1181
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 5: and sign people up for dot com mailing list, you know, and.

1182
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 2: Also also listen now that we're you know, just opening

1183
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 2: the door right now, what's what what you like to

1184
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 2: hear more of?

1185
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 4: What?

1186
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 2: What can make us a better podcast?

1187
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 3: How can we thrive?

1188
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 2: Yes, so that we can promote the ship more?

1189
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 4: You know.

1190
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 5: No, I don't think if that's the right question. I

1191
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 5: think the right question is what you said first, like,

1192
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:55,359
Speaker 5: what do you guys want to hear from us?

1193
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 3: Who do you want to talk to?

1194
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 5: I mean, we have been getting some feedback and somebody

1195
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 5: was like, I feel like I had to take a

1196
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 5: break from the podcast because it wasn't as funny, and it's.

1197
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 3: Like, SIUs, you tweeted that to us, that could have

1198
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 3: been a d M.

1199
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 2: You got any negative things, please don't put it out

1200
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 2: for other people to see, because that's just wrong.

1201
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 3: You're slid in that quietly. You could have just.

1202
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could have told us.

1203
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 3: You could have sent it in invisible inksis you're messed up.

1204
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 3: But we want that. We need that feedback. Slide in

1205
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 3: our inboxes and tell us what you like and don't

1206
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 3: just be like, you know, I just like how funny

1207
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 3: you guys are. Just tell us what you like.

1208
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 2: We need some specificss.

1209
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 3: Baby.

1210
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 2: You tagging us and saying yes queens is not really helping.

1211
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 5: You know you're saying yes queen antagonists means we know

1212
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 5: that you saw the broad City episode.

1213
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,720
Speaker 3: Okay, yes that is true.

1214
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 2: But I would like you know some of the lines

1215
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 2: that we say. If you want to make it merch,

1216
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 2: you really need to.

1217
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 3: We really need merch.

1218
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 5: May naked merch, the maniac cities they no, no mayiac,

1219
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:06,839
Speaker 5: kunt gaunt maniac and make it merch.

1220
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 2: That's literally we've been.

1221
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:10,479
Speaker 3: That's merch.

1222
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh what Jack say?

1223
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 3: Our skin? Our skin is looks too good for it

1224
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 3: to just be audio or something like that. The skin

1225
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 3: is too good for it to just be audio.

1226
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 2: Skin is creat great at this hour.

1227
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 5: I mean, you know, I'm more at dusk. At dusk,

1228
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:30,280
Speaker 5: the skin looks great. The sun is just like touching

1229
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 5: the top of the trees.

1230
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 3: We look great. This is I mean, with more money

1231
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 3: we get, the better we will look and it's less

1232
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 3: about what we look like those it's like, what how

1233
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 3: do you feel? Okay?

1234
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 7: Wow?

1235
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:43,600
Speaker 1: I feel?

1236
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 5: Do you hear Marie Simuelle Foston? Guys, if you if

1237
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 5: you would have asked Marie this two years ago, I

1238
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 5: don't think I would have got this response. It's how

1239
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:55,479
Speaker 5: do you feel inside? That's somebody who got money.

1240
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 2: It's not about how you look, it's how you feel. No,

1241
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 2: it's that's something who has got a corporate card on them.

1242
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:05,439
Speaker 5: Okay, and you know I got fired and I'm still

1243
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 5: using his corporate card. I'm still using the cod I

1244
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 5: don't know what you.

1245
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 3: Just should mean?

1246
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 4: What?

1247
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 5: Oh?

1248
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gotta go.

1249
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,759
Speaker 5: I can't believe we had to piece this little Frankenstein

1250
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 5: episode together like this.

1251
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,920
Speaker 2: It really was a Frankenstein but I feel like, you know,

1252
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:25,320
Speaker 2: things happen. You should follow Jack on Instagram.

1253
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,320
Speaker 5: Now, don't follow him, just like go to his page

1254
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 5: and like leave a comment. Just just leave the words

1255
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 5: unofficial expert and then go don't follow him. Just under

1256
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 5: his most recent photo, just comment unofficial expert and.

1257
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 3: Then go, oh, like like the hive or something like that,

1258
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 3: like the leave the unofficial expert hive.

1259
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you do that, Yeah, just hashtag you.

1260
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 3: Well, which emoji should be ours?

1261
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 5: Because Beyonce has the bee, Azalea Banks has like the Mermaid?

1262
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 2: Or we should have palm trees because we're shady. No,

1263
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 2: we should we should do that. We're pretty shady.

1264
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, but is there another I want to use, like

1265
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 5: an emoji that like maybe like people don't use as much,

1266
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:06,759
Speaker 5: Like what's a you know what I mean? Like, what's

1267
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 5: one that like you maybe never even touched. Let's look,

1268
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 5: let's look, they got a squid.

1269
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,759
Speaker 3: We could be that. They have a spider web. You

1270
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 3: could maybe beat that. I see a peacock, really the peacock? Anybody? Everybody?

1271
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 3: They've got a snowman, it's broccoli. There's McDonald's fries.

1272
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,320
Speaker 2: I really think we should be palm trees.

1273
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 3: Because bento box.

1274
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:34,320
Speaker 1: Okay, well maybe we should be.

1275
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,880
Speaker 3: I see a canoe. Okay, now there's a there's a

1276
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 3: palm tree. That's the island emoji. Yeah.

1277
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 2: I think that's that's us. We're easy, breezy, shady, easy breezy,

1278
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 2: beautiful and shady shady queens. Shady queens. That's what we are.

1279
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:55,319
Speaker 2: That's gonna be our our our baby podcasts Shady Queens Now.

1280
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,759
Speaker 3: Our baby podcast. Yeah, girl, I don't know what you're saying.

1281
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's it's been it's been a long day.

1282
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 2: I went to work and uh I came Well, no,

1283
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 2: I did another podcast before I came here.

1284
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 3: We literally we are working even though we're not working

1285
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 3: right girl, And then I'm on the way to another podcast.

1286
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got the time. So it's just like stop in.

1287
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,400
Speaker 2: You gotta be cool.

1288
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 3: You got what I mean?

1289
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:19,320
Speaker 2: Just promote?

1290
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 3: Who is there? Uh, Sydney. I hope you have a

1291
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 3: fabulous the rest of your weekend. I hope you have

1292
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:25,919
Speaker 3: a good week.

1293
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 2: Oh yes, there's something that I would like to promote. Yes,

1294
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:32,279
Speaker 2: go ahead, friends, I would like to promote that we

1295
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 2: do the knitting factory. Every Sunday at nine pm. We

1296
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 2: have a birthday show for our favorite Amina. Amani's going

1297
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 2: to be in the back room.

1298
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:40,360
Speaker 3: Baby.

1299
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 2: It will be five dollars. We will be charging.

1300
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:45,279
Speaker 3: There will be tickets, So please come to Yeah, please

1301
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 3: come to that on the nineteenth of May.

1302
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 7: Wow.

1303
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 3: May Sunday, nineteen nineteenth, nine pm. Yeah, wow, You guys

1304
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:55,360
Speaker 3: are so blessed.

1305
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 2: And again, honestly, our friend is unemployed, but we love her.

1306
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 2: Marie's doing fine, She's okay.

1307
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,080
Speaker 3: You don't have to hit her up and be like

1308
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 3: you good, sis.

1309
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 5: Please don't hit me with you good. I know what

1310
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,279
Speaker 5: a you good means and I don't need it. I

1311
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,280
Speaker 5: don't need that type of negativity in my DMS.

1312
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:13,399
Speaker 2: You good.

1313
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:15,399
Speaker 3: I know what you I know what that means.

1314
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:17,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's shady. You don't really you don't really care

1315
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 2: if you just feel like you're like, oh you ha

1316
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 2: heard you got fired? Yeah, share your sadness with me.

1317
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 2: That's what you good means. Yeah, and it's like, no,

1318
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 2: I'm good. Actually you good?

1319
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 3: You good is the equivalent to sending somebody, uh come

1320
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:32,839
Speaker 3: when you get home, text.

1321
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 2: Marie, we never had that party?

1322
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:35,200
Speaker 3: What party?

1323
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 2: You got a job party?

1324
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 4: Well?

1325
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 3: I don't have a job. There was no more friend.

1326
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 2: Can we still go to Nobuo?

1327
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 3: Wow?

1328
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Sydney wants to go to Noboo? You

1329
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,479
Speaker 5: need we need to check the Patreon balance. I'm gonna

1330
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 5: talk to the treasurer of the uncert expert, which is me.

1331
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,359
Speaker 2: It's true, Marie has all the fucking Patreon money.

1332
00:56:56,160 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 3: I'm like, mister Burns, excellent, Sydney, that.

1333
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 7: You are.

1334
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 3: Smithers was a little bit gay? Souse you in love

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Speaker 3: with me? I was like, mister Burns, please sick. Excellent Andrew,

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Speaker 3: you don't think that Smithers was gay? Oh they were.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely he was gay, full on.

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Speaker 3: I love him and that's me Smithers. And if if

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Speaker 3: I have to flirt to get money with you, I'll

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Speaker 3: do it.

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Speaker 5: He was.

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, we saw him without a shirt I had. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: You know what, if you can find an emoji that

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Speaker 5: looks like Smithers the Unofficial Expert matter of fact, should

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Speaker 5: we should be emo? You should be cats because cats give.

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Speaker 3: It no dails. Yeah, that's true, the one that's walking

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Speaker 3: with his tail up in your face.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So if you guys, can one tell us what emoji

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Speaker 2: we should be for the Unofficial Expert? Right? And then

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Speaker 2: uh to tell us would you like to hear more

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Speaker 2: of what would you like to hear on the podcast?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And uh three, you know you and comment and subscribe

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Speaker 2: and do all those shit.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so you have four things to do. Okay, first

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Speaker 5: go to Jack's page. Yes, and uh, well, first tell

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Speaker 5: us what emoji we should be as and then whatever

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Speaker 5: that is, leave it on. Leave a bunch of them

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Speaker 5: under Zach's most recent post Jack Fox Jack Nick Knight,

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Speaker 5: Jack Knight.

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Speaker 3: Do we need to get his name right considering yeah

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Speaker 3: he left, so yeah, go do that.

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Speaker 5: And then under this post for this episode, tell us

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Speaker 5: what you want to hear more of, tell us what

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Speaker 5: our emoji should be, yes, and then rate, comment, subscribe

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Speaker 5: And if you see Sydney on the street three dollars, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: that would be nice.

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Speaker 2: It's Sydney dashtroging.

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Speaker 3: But they like since you got a job now, yeah,

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Speaker 3: They're like, Hennessey. We'll send it to Marie. Thank you

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Speaker 3: so much.

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Speaker 5: We'll hear you guys on the Patreon when we name

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Speaker 5: more names. Yes, bye guys, Forever.

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Speaker 4: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by

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