Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three thirty, episode
Speaker 1: five of der Daily's Guys Yaay.
Speaker 2: Production of iHeart Radio? Did you just call? Did you
Speaker 2: just go? But ah no, that was just my dean screen.
Speaker 2: That was yeah, oh there it is.
Speaker 1: This is the podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America shared consciousness. Come on in the water is worn, yeah,
Speaker 1: like feverishly worn, Like the brain is has a fever.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of fever dreams. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: It's hard to tell the difference between the fever dreams
Speaker 1: and the reality. It is Friday, March twenty second, called
Speaker 1: twenty four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, I was just thinking of that line from
Speaker 2: The Matrix And he's like, do you ever know like
Speaker 2: you can't tell the difference between a dream and reality,
Speaker 2: And he goes, yeah, it's called mescal. That's a line
Speaker 2: from the Matrix before right before you follow the White
Speaker 2: Rabbit to the Techno Club. Anyway, it's March twenty second, Jack,
Speaker 2: get up out the collar because it's National West Virginia Day.
Speaker 2: It's also National Bavarian Crapes Day, a national goof Off Day.
Speaker 2: You're freaking goof off.
Speaker 1: Not me, man, I'm never goofing off work, especially in
Speaker 1: the NCAA tournament.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's happening right now. To my bracket might
Speaker 2: be an absolutely mess. I just like vibrations, I had
Speaker 2: no idea who the favorite was, and my bracket shows it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can just look at like the number one.
Speaker 2: I'm more in on the women's tournament, to be honest,
Speaker 2: I know I wish I had gotten a women's bracket.
Speaker 1: Then that's the one I'm most into. I feel like
Speaker 1: the women's bracket's gonna get real, real exciting like men's bracket.
Speaker 1: I just want to see the best team lose every
Speaker 1: time for no reason.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, yeah, are you always picking this? Are
Speaker 2: you always picking the sixteen over the one? Every single time?
Speaker 2: The twelve over the five? One of these years, one
Speaker 2: of these years, it's going to be all I always chalk.
Speaker 2: I always got to pick a couple of twelves over
Speaker 2: the five, you know, to start off, don't have any
Speaker 2: sixteen ones quite yet, but hey, you know, yeah there's twelve,
Speaker 2: isn't hasn't Has that still happened every single year? Anyway?
Speaker 1: Like non basketball fans, this is just gibberish, But yeah,
Speaker 1: shout out to people.
Speaker 2: Who are enjoying the tournament.
Speaker 1: Shout out to my dad who used to take me
Speaker 1: out of school for the tournament. Yeah, just to chill
Speaker 1: watch some games, watch some hoops.
Speaker 2: It like like a school that your dad worked at
Speaker 2: Dayton is in the tournament and the school that my
Speaker 2: dad worked out Long Beach Date got them. I got
Speaker 2: them with the upset just for the vibes.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I would have to pick any anybody I
Speaker 1: have like any relation to.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're taking it all the way, dating going.
Speaker 2: So far because I'm like, I don't know, dude, I
Speaker 2: just want Jack to kind of heard of you. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: they Oh ship, Sorry what happened?
Speaker 1: I missed a text from my wife earlier this morning
Speaker 1: and then and it was like a timely text, and
Speaker 1: so I turned my ringer back on. So that's what
Speaker 1: you are hearing. Oh, and you're trying to say, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Going to keep it on.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't care. I'm just gonna you're gonna
Speaker 1: hear how many texts I get. It's not gonna be many.
Speaker 1: My name is JACKO Ryan AKA all these almonds and
Speaker 1: all these crows out here. Somebody's getting fucked talking at
Speaker 1: squawking at spitting at crows, hoping this plate of nuts
Speaker 1: eaten by crows. Fuck this, I'm spitting mad, I'm hitting
Speaker 1: at crows. Got one dodging sticks, one calling oh no
Speaker 1: at his courtesy at christi Yamagucci Mane on the Discord.
Speaker 1: I didn't hit the crows, Christy Almagucci Mane. I just
Speaker 1: got disappointed in them. I just looked at them and
Speaker 1: showed them my disappointment that they tore my backyard umbrella
Speaker 1: to shit just because I missed one day of their feeding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: told you, I'm not hitting not hitting crows.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not like an ancient Mariner in some poem. I'm
Speaker 1: not fucking not tempting the fates.
Speaker 2: Don't do that. Don't do that anyways.
Speaker 1: I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,
Speaker 1: mister Miles Grass aka.
Speaker 2: It's my friend Joe. He he got geeze or brain?
Speaker 2: It's my friend Joe, he got geeze or brain? Beep beep?
Speaker 2: Who got come for the veep that Cleo universe on
Speaker 2: the discord. Took me a second to figure out what
Speaker 2: exactly the cadence was, but when I figured it out,
Speaker 2: it's my phrase. Yeah, anyway, thank you for that, and
Speaker 2: thank you to missy Elliott. I couldn't figure that one out,
Speaker 2: so great work everybody. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also shout out to Hannah Sultas on the Discord who
Speaker 1: just puts the aks in and doesn't tell us what
Speaker 1: song it's for, just like.
Speaker 2: Figure out what do you mean it's in there?
Speaker 1: Which was sometimes I've noticed panoramic view. We'll just put
Speaker 1: it without the without the song.
Speaker 2: All right, Well look look, look you know I'm not
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: That's like artistry. That's like, yeah, I don't give a funk.
Speaker 2: Some are so spot on though, you're like, already know
Speaker 2: what this is exactly. Yeah, Like I just I respect it.
Speaker 1: Every everything so perfect that they don't need to put
Speaker 1: it in Anyways, Miles, we're thrilled to be joined in
Speaker 1: our third seat. We're hitting for the cycle with faces
Speaker 1: on Mount Zeitemore. Three in a row. A hilarious and
Speaker 1: brilliant producer and TV writer you know him from the
Speaker 1: Yo is This Racist podcast?
Speaker 2: It is Andrew and.
Speaker 3: I don't have a musical AKA because and this will
Speaker 3: I'll reveal the onion of this later, but my AKA
Speaker 3: is going to be Gotham's spookiest baker. This is the
Speaker 3: only thing I've accomplished in the last two weeks. It
Speaker 3: honestly could have been all of my items, So.
Speaker 2: All of your overrated, underrated search history, search history.
Speaker 3: Yeah, piece of Internet content. I'll explain it, Okay, intrigue,
Speaker 3: You don't understand intrigue?
Speaker 2: Is there a culinary Batman villain? I feel like it
Speaker 2: should be, right. I tried everything. If I have my way,
Speaker 2: there's about to be one.
Speaker 3: There's about to be there's about to be a new
Speaker 3: I guess joker sidekick.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't really know entirely what's happening here.
Speaker 1: But delicious begnets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I guess, like Alfred is the only one
Speaker 2: who's like flexes any kind of culinary muscle sometimes you see.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I think I think it is because it's
Speaker 3: so like Batman billionaire centric. They don't like, no one can.
Speaker 3: He doesn't care who makes the food, right, he doesn't know.
Speaker 3: He's so removed from that process. Yeah, he's never even
Speaker 3: seen a kitchen. Yeah no, no, where does the food
Speaker 3: come from? That's so interesting. That's such an interesting question.
Speaker 3: I never even thought about.
Speaker 2: He probably like ezy, he'd probably freak out seeing a
Speaker 2: kitchen for the first time. Yeah, Like in that scene
Speaker 2: in ace Ventura two when he goes in that room
Speaker 2: with all the taxi der meat animals, He's like like,
Speaker 2: just like what the tools of labor? No, no, wow,
Speaker 2: super producers Victor justin.
Speaker 1: Just both time being like condiment King, you're you're missing
Speaker 1: condiment king'. That's exactly like what I would expect. I mean,
Speaker 1: they have like a calendar bad guy like they they
Speaker 1: will do.
Speaker 2: Thank you for that, King, Yeah, thanks so much for
Speaker 2: pulling that up.
Speaker 1: That's kind of.
Speaker 2: That's funny though.
Speaker 1: They're just like, I don't know, kids don't give a
Speaker 1: fuck about baking. Let's just the only food thing they know,
Speaker 1: ketch up and mustard.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's so funny that the people like the comic book
Speaker 3: company that brought you Condiment King when they switched to
Speaker 3: cinema decided the only creative viewpoint we could have is
Speaker 3: what if all this was deadly serious?
Speaker 2: Right right? That's right, play it real, play it real.
Speaker 2: I would like to see them pull off like a
Speaker 2: serious Condiment King sort of bit, because I mean now
Speaker 2: that I remember I remember from the animated series, he
Speaker 2: was goofy as hell. Didn't you have like just sport
Speaker 2: guns with mustard and ship? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Doesn't do you have a like like It's like it's
Speaker 3: like he looks like kind of like a mega man villain. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if I'm recalling correctly, a catchup squirter and a mustard squirre.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mustard gas Like, I mean, mustard mustard doesn't always
Speaker 1: have the most pleasant connotations.
Speaker 2: That's true of World War One era. So, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I didn't know his origin story. He was later revealed
Speaker 2: to be stand up comedian Buddy Sandler.
Speaker 3: But the one thing that DC consistently got right is
Speaker 3: how many, like of the worst people on Earth are
Speaker 3: failed stand up comedian That's truly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some wisdom here.
Speaker 1: That's just the unifying theory. The one thing that's consistent
Speaker 1: across is like, yeah, the Joker was a failed standard
Speaker 1: comic and conomic king. Well he got a failed stand
Speaker 1: up comic. Listen, even I failed online comic strip. So
Speaker 1: we buried it up a little bit.
Speaker 3: Technically you could like, technically he's not a stand up,
Speaker 3: but you could tell the Riddler a couple of.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, yeah, oh, the Riddler failed out of
Speaker 1: u uh UCB, Like, yeah, lowest level. They were just
Speaker 1: like this guy's just going for punchlines.
Speaker 2: Every you could always retake the class.
Speaker 1: The only one who failed out of that. All right,
Speaker 1: Andrew T, it's it's truly wonderful to have you here.
Speaker 1: We're going to get to know you a little bit
Speaker 1: better in a moment. First, we're going to tell our
Speaker 1: listeners a couple of the things that we're talking about.
Speaker 2: We're going to talk about.
Speaker 1: Trump's lawyer, who so we speculated like that Trump will
Speaker 1: secretly take money from foreign governments to get out of
Speaker 1: this four and fifty four million dollar hole, and then
Speaker 1: that will like buy those governments various things later when
Speaker 1: it's present, such as the country. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: his lawyer was straight up asked the question on news
Speaker 1: and the answer was pretty pretty stagger and killed it
Speaker 1: with pop. We'll talk about that. I might even talk
Speaker 1: about America's corpse problem all of that plenty more. But first,
Speaker 1: Andrew TI, we do like to ask our guest, what
Speaker 1: is something from your search history?
Speaker 4: You knew it.
Speaker 3: This is the one that was going to kick off
Speaker 3: the whole thing. My search history, the most recent, not
Speaker 3: most recent, the most revealing thing I searched recently was
Speaker 3: is there such a thing as savory fondant? And that
Speaker 3: is because and I'm just going to do this whole
Speaker 3: story because I, again, as I said earlier, could not
Speaker 3: be more proud of myself.
Speaker 2: The quickest version of this is my friend, writer and
Speaker 2: showrunner Zie Chun used to be a writer on the
Speaker 2: television show Gotham, and I am just out of friendship
Speaker 2: embargo because he posted all this recent yesterday on social media,
Speaker 2: so I feel like I can tell the story. Yeah, nice,
Speaker 2: he and this has all been on the internet.
Speaker 3: So he basically tweeted about a failed pitch he had
Speaker 3: at Gotham, wherein the most psychologically devastating thing that could
Speaker 3: happen is Bruce Wayne gets baked a cake, but when
Speaker 3: he cuts into the cake, it's a lasagna inside. So mildly,
Speaker 3: I'll say, this motherfucker would fuck you way up like that.
Speaker 2: I don't care who you are. That would be a
Speaker 2: real problem.
Speaker 3: This motherfucker has been talking about this for seven years.
Speaker 2: I think we worked out. Literally, he brings it up
Speaker 2: all the time. And this is this is a side note.
Speaker 3: I realized every TV writer has a pitch that they
Speaker 3: are so bitter that they got that got rejected, that
Speaker 3: they will never let go. Yeah, I remembered mine. It's
Speaker 3: about it was at Robot Chicken. It was a bit
Speaker 3: that almost made it through the process that onto TV
Speaker 3: but then got killed about a predator that had asthma.
Speaker 2: Anyway, that's actually the whole joke.
Speaker 1: So like invisible but you just hear him everywhere? Does
Speaker 1: the wheezing have like the little like digital whistles and
Speaker 1: stuff mixed in with this?
Speaker 3: I was prepared to let the director work all that out.
Speaker 3: Is that for me, my pitch is basically from the
Speaker 3: predator's perspective. The events of every Predator movie are just
Speaker 3: like a sort of deliferent style worst hunting trip you've
Speaker 3: ever been on. And anyway, see it's cold, but so
Speaker 3: Zi has been pitching or been talking about lasagna with
Speaker 3: inside a birthday cake. But when you cut into lasagna
Speaker 3: and so last week for his birthday, me and our
Speaker 3: friend Portsac Pichette showt made him.
Speaker 2: The Loasanya cake. And that's why I had to google
Speaker 2: is there such thing as safe refonded and there is not?
Speaker 2: Fond of primary ingredient is sugar Just to get it
Speaker 2: to even be like that sort of sticky, hard surface.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sugar, Yeah, I wonder something. I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: the thing that would have the closest consistency is lasagna.
Speaker 3: Everyone is everyone when I tell them this does exactly
Speaker 3: what you just did, which is it starts the it
Speaker 3: starts the brainstorm going.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, what's the what's the replacement ingredient? Because I really,
Speaker 1: I really listen.
Speaker 3: We went down there like, okay, if you mix like
Speaker 3: ricotta with cream cheese at the right proportions, and just
Speaker 3: like all kinds of options there was there was a
Speaker 3: hearty debate about palmda puree with like gelatine.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you guys are We were really trying to
Speaker 2: make this happen, mostly because.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'll do the prank, but I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna waste food. Yeah, because because that's so fucked up.
Speaker 3: So ultimately, what we did so the barrier where we
Speaker 3: hit upon those like any version of something savory was
Speaker 3: going to give away the surprise via smell. So we
Speaker 3: made a lasagna in a back of lazagia and then
Speaker 3: froze them, took them out of the freezer, and then
Speaker 3: for the sake of the prank because this is the
Speaker 3: real world. We wrapped them in foil, covered the foil
Speaker 3: in regular fondent, and then iced and decorated that Wow,
Speaker 3: and it was it worked. We actually like fooled into it,
Speaker 3: and I have a video he cuts into it. He
Speaker 3: was like, oh, it's an ice cream cake. And you
Speaker 3: could hear me just too fast going yep and ice
Speaker 3: cream cake.
Speaker 2: Yep, ice cream cake.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's what it is.
Speaker 2: All for you.
Speaker 3: But I also I had to I got a knife
Speaker 3: sharpener and like got my like my knife sharp to
Speaker 3: the sharpest it could possibly be, so it's it could
Speaker 3: with minimum effort.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I know that's the long version of how this
Speaker 3: question usually goes, but I cannot stress this is the like,
Speaker 3: this is the most flawlessly any project I've ever been
Speaker 3: involved with full stop has ever gone like we We
Speaker 3: gave out every possibility. I like, I had like a
Speaker 3: hero angle and like some candle positions to make sure
Speaker 3: some of the blasagna lumps didn't show through.
Speaker 2: I'm so proud of this. It's on.
Speaker 3: It's on my Twitter, It's probably off my Instagram stories
Speaker 3: by the time this comes out, but it's on. It's
Speaker 3: on Twitter.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. Writers are so weird.
Speaker 5: I love it great, but like, just for reference, like
Speaker 5: this bit is older than his child and he's still
Speaker 5: and I'm not clear who he loves more.
Speaker 2: Shit, that's so great.
Speaker 1: What is something you think is underrated movies?
Speaker 3: You can understand I watched a bunch of the Oscar
Speaker 3: movies or not understand.
Speaker 2: But like I think I am, I.
Speaker 3: Have moved to the point where like any debate, like
Speaker 3: I hate, I just don't think film debate is good
Speaker 3: anytime anything is ambiguous. I mean the let's just say
Speaker 3: that the two sides of this coin to me are
Speaker 3: of your very clear done two and zone of interest. Really,
Speaker 3: like every type of discussion about this, I'm just like,
Speaker 3: oh my gosh, just fucking make it. Your filmmakers put
Speaker 3: it on the screen. I know you think, I know
Speaker 3: you think that, like your audience is better than this
Speaker 3: or it should be better than this, but the reality
Speaker 3: is they're not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so vaguely show, don't tell. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: We've moved into a new era where people are too
Speaker 3: stupid to like be trusted with film debate.
Speaker 2: That's my yeah, that's my take to just like have
Speaker 2: a scroll at the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like, here's what we'd like you to
Speaker 1: take away from this.
Speaker 2: I think I think.
Speaker 3: Every movie now should be required to do like a
Speaker 3: eighties movie montage type thing where you just see like
Speaker 3: a two second like still or not still, like a
Speaker 3: like a little like frame of each like a close
Speaker 3: up of each character, and just underneath it should say
Speaker 3: director thinks this is a good guy, director thinks this.
Speaker 1: Was the good guy.
Speaker 2: He wanted you to root for this person. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think I just think that is what Evidently the
Speaker 3: Internet has revealed to me that that is what we
Speaker 3: as a society require, right, and I think we should.
Speaker 2: We should inact that, I mean.
Speaker 1: Like much lower stakes. But I still remember like the
Speaker 1: end of Inception and people just arguing endlessly like no,
Speaker 1: it definitely is a dream, like he meant it for
Speaker 1: it to be a dream, and it's like, wait, what
Speaker 1: did you think he was doing it.
Speaker 2: With that last Did you think you didn't show whether
Speaker 2: it fell or not? No?
Speaker 1: No, like you can kind of tell that it wobbled,
Speaker 1: So it's definitely he's not in a dream.
Speaker 2: Dude. It's so weird, you know what it is? I
Speaker 2: think it's it's the advent.
Speaker 3: Of four K like things that you can pause flawlessly,
Speaker 3: that let people analyze pixels right this way.
Speaker 2: It's just like yeah, but.
Speaker 3: No, like even the amount I've worked in just normalizsed television,
Speaker 3: I could just tell you no one even like you know,
Speaker 3: the freaks who write shows like Gotham has thinking like
Speaker 3: that subtly right right.
Speaker 1: So the Lasagna ca by the way, I do like
Speaker 1: that you came up with the exact opposite of is
Speaker 1: it cake? Yes, yeah, the reverse of that.
Speaker 2: This is the reverse of is it cake.
Speaker 3: I am fully prepared to pitch a show just about
Speaker 3: like it's like the Bear, but it takes place in Gotham,
Speaker 3: and it's just all the unreasonable, fucked up requests that
Speaker 3: these people work for the Joker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like below the line employees for the Jokers,
Speaker 1: like back at back of House for but like back
Speaker 1: of House at both Wayne Manor and then in the
Speaker 1: Jokers like organization and like the the day is won
Speaker 1: by like them being able to like pull various things
Speaker 1: together or not.
Speaker 2: They all hang out. I think they all go to
Speaker 2: the same about their bosses like everybody does.
Speaker 1: Like bro I turnover. It's like between you know, fucking
Speaker 1: IBM and Apple and Microsoft like it's yeah, they're they're
Speaker 1: just all cycling back and forth. They're like, actually, this
Speaker 1: guy was a real riser over in the Jokers, like
Speaker 1: Henchman infrastructure, actually bring them in. Yeah, I'd actually be
Speaker 1: pretty good here. He's like, yeah, he actually QC seventy
Speaker 1: baby dolls that emitted nerve gas out of the bus.
Speaker 1: But the Jokers ship, Yeah, that was.
Speaker 2: Actually like kind of artistically done. Yeah, it was crazy,
Speaker 2: one of the flawed ones that could have could have
Speaker 2: ended everyone's life in the factory if it was for
Speaker 2: his you know, sharp Ey.
Speaker 3: It's just there's so much manufacturing that that's the that's
Speaker 3: the real story of the real untold story of anything
Speaker 3: that a Gotham city is this This ship takes a
Speaker 3: lot of work, the just the engineering that goes into that,
Speaker 3: you know, the manufacturing that goes into any dumb ship
Speaker 3: the Joker does. Come on, yeah, come on, those are
Speaker 3: the real heroes. These guys too hopped up on drugs
Speaker 3: to figure this ship out himself.
Speaker 1: So is the dune to debate that, Like, people are like, no,
Speaker 1: Paul was good guy, and that's fucked up that he's
Speaker 1: pro like American imperialism is.
Speaker 2: That of the debate.
Speaker 1: I just saw Dune too. I had been avoiding it,
Speaker 1: but I did know there was a controversy.
Speaker 3: I think it's it's like I would say American, but
Speaker 3: the worlds like protagonist problem. Like yeah, like, oh, I
Speaker 3: saw a YouTube that made my fucking headspin where I
Speaker 3: guess like listen, I know I'm old and like English
Speaker 3: is an evolving language, like I understand that pov now
Speaker 3: means the opposite of pov as does literally like.
Speaker 2: Me.
Speaker 3: However, I did see and part of it was because
Speaker 3: this guy was otherwise I don't even remember the YouTube,
Speaker 3: but otherwise so like pretentious and like prescriptive about like film,
Speaker 3: but insisted on calling villains the antagonist sort of like
Speaker 3: without understanding that something can be an antagonist to a
Speaker 3: protagonist but not a villain specifically in like I think
Speaker 3: it was an analysis of done one or two, but
Speaker 3: it was this thing where I was like, oh, they
Speaker 3: think they basically it's just a sort of codified like
Speaker 3: protagonist is a quote unquote good guy, right, and like
Speaker 3: they don't understand and like that's not correct, correct, Yeah.
Speaker 2: That was good guy, that's me. Yeah, which is why why.
Speaker 3: I'll even give directors a third option. They could just
Speaker 3: say mid underneath the character and it doesn't mean.
Speaker 1: But that's how you decide Yeah, not supposed to know, Yeah, Mark,
Speaker 1: but no, but it's yeah, fu fuck movies that you
Speaker 1: can't understand.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm all, I'm pure Madam Web. Ye give me.
Speaker 1: Dump that exposition about say, your mother being in the
Speaker 1: Brazilian wilderness right before?
Speaker 3: Did I talk about this on this show? I guess
Speaker 3: I must not have. Do you guys know that In
Speaker 3: the actual theatrical cut of Madam Web, I assume it's
Speaker 3: even better. It's cut in a way that is comedically amazing. Really,
Speaker 3: it cuts away from the end, so it is like
Speaker 3: it is just like sort of like camp. There's sort
Speaker 3: of like a rocky horror picture version of Edging where
Speaker 3: they like.
Speaker 2: And it's just like it does it. They don't complete
Speaker 2: the line, they like cut away, and I'm like, ah,
Speaker 2: the whole theater was just freaked down. It was amazing
Speaker 2: what we came for. Literally, Yeah, Madam Webb.
Speaker 3: Is currently my most enjoyable cinematic experience of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: I believe, although Lovelight, Love Lies Bleeding was pretty.
Speaker 1: Good was Love Lives Bleeding good? That I just watched
Speaker 1: Saint Maud that film, yeah movie, and that was really.
Speaker 2: Yet Love Life's Bleeding.
Speaker 3: Is good in a way that yeah, I loved how
Speaker 3: just disgusting it was. I'm like, yeah, fucking everything looks
Speaker 3: like it's there's a new there's a new filmmaker in
Speaker 3: my pantheon of And I'm taking this from someone on Twitter,
Speaker 3: but I can't remember who, but who said Dave Eggers and
Speaker 3: Yorgo Slanthemos are the top top two of the you know,
Speaker 3: it's smelled crazy in their cinematic universe that I think
Speaker 3: the director, Oh sorry, let's be rose Glass. Rose Glass
Speaker 3: from a new a new entry into you know, you know,
Speaker 3: it's crazy, a Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 2: It's it just that movie looks like a fucking stinks
Speaker 2: Yeah not in yeah that.
Speaker 1: That's also one of the only movies that I've ever
Speaker 1: when I saw the preview, turned to the person I
Speaker 1: was with and was like, that's a great fucking title.
Speaker 1: Like I was just like, God, damn man, they like
Speaker 1: kind of nailed the poetry of that one. They really Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
Speaker 1: back and talk about something you think is over eighty
Speaker 1: We'll be right.
Speaker 4: Back and we're back.
Speaker 2: We're back, and we do like to also ask our
Speaker 2: guest Andrew, as you very what is something you think
Speaker 2: is overrated?
Speaker 3: I'm realizing as I say this one I'd written it down.
Speaker 3: I a thousand percent sure I have done this already,
Speaker 3: but it remains true fucking taking care of yourself. I
Speaker 3: feel like I've been like like doing like just old
Speaker 3: man mobility, stretches in the morning, drinking drinking water a
Speaker 3: lot more and the returns are marginal.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it bad, but the returns are.
Speaker 5: And listen, there's true man with your animal effort, you
Speaker 5: mean return so much.
Speaker 2: It takes. It's a lot more like that I want
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 6: We'll say, I'm just like, oh my god, I'm going
Speaker 6: to follow a fucking Instagram reel of how to stretch
Speaker 6: when you're old, right, and I like do it.
Speaker 2: And I but here's the thing. I'm not saying it's bad.
Speaker 2: I'm saying it's overrated. That's right, it's it's there. Are
Speaker 2: there are some returns, but not are you still boxing? No? No?
Speaker 2: I mean where the returns better? Boxing? Did you feel better?
Speaker 2: From when you're training boxing. Ooh, wonderful question.
Speaker 3: I mean, technically speaking, no, and I will say I
Speaker 3: will say it's it's clear. It's clear that these are
Speaker 3: part and parcel of things that happened whilst boxing are
Speaker 3: affecting my need for mobility stretching. But no, I mean
Speaker 3: I felt destroyed after boxing, but like not boxing and
Speaker 3: stretching and drinking water, I only feel a little bit better.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Interesting, as I've gotten older, like a lot of the
Speaker 1: things that are supposed to invigorate me, like doing the
Speaker 1: plunge or drinking enough water or like working out in
Speaker 1: the morning now instead just make me tired. Like I've
Speaker 1: like started to be like I don't think Donald Trump
Speaker 1: is like right about many things, but his thing about
Speaker 1: like how exercise like wastes the energy and you only
Speaker 1: have a certain number of heart beats in your life, right, Like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I see where, I see how he got there, because
Speaker 1: exercise is exhausting.
Speaker 2: My body is old as fuck. Yeah. Yeah, long term though,
Speaker 2: I'm sure you'll you'll you'll appreciate it. Long term though,
Speaker 2: because even the mobility stuff, you're not gonna turn stiff. Andrew,
Speaker 2: you're shaking your head. No, vigorously. Here's why you don't
Speaker 2: think there's any long term benef Every older person in
Speaker 2: my in my life has told me, man, at the
Speaker 2: very least, fucking stretch because it will become.
Speaker 3: I agree with you, but I here's what I What
Speaker 3: I mean, though, is when you don't do it, you
Speaker 3: like have some like you know, you have some level
Speaker 3: of regret because you see you kind of like imagine
Speaker 3: and remember when you were more limber and you feel
Speaker 3: yourself being old and stiff now.
Speaker 2: But if you do stretch, you.
Speaker 3: Still wind up pretty stiff, and all you do, you're
Speaker 3: like you're like a little more limber. Of course, again,
Speaker 3: I'm not saying it's useless. I'm just saying the the
Speaker 3: ROI is not what I'd hoped.
Speaker 2: Sure, you feel a little better, but I don't think
Speaker 2: you feel enough better to justify it.
Speaker 1: I also think the answer is just like everybody's body
Speaker 1: is so different, you know, like, yeah, the cold plunch
Speaker 1: thing really seems to work for some people, and for
Speaker 1: me it's like somebody just like fucking shook the ship out.
Speaker 1: You kind of are you going to a place to plunge,
Speaker 1: do you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, we just have a pool that
Speaker 1: is cold.
Speaker 3: Okay, but you're not doing the ship where you're putting
Speaker 3: like ice in like a little buck.
Speaker 1: I'm not cry like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, crying, oh fucking myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's still just like I feel tired, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, because it just like flooded me with
Speaker 1: all this fucking I don't know whatever the blood chemicals
Speaker 1: are that when.
Speaker 2: Your body's like fuck, fuck, fuck, what the what the
Speaker 2: fuck is that?
Speaker 1: You know, like stop it stop, and then my body's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well that sucked all.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, good luck having guide. I need to recover
Speaker 2: for forty eight hours. Yeah, exactly, I think. But yet
Speaker 2: I think it's also revealing that maybe Andrew, you're one
Speaker 2: of the like the rare people who doesn't have to
Speaker 2: do much to still feel okay all the time. Who
Speaker 2: because I am also kind of in that world too,
Speaker 2: where I'm like, Noah, Brian, do a ship. I'm like,
Speaker 2: evolutionarily speaking, they're like you had to. I was like,
Speaker 2: is laziness an actual positive trait evolutionarily speaking? Yeah, probably?
Speaker 2: But I'm a little both, Yeah, because I have friends
Speaker 2: who need it and they're like, no, I'm fucked up
Speaker 2: like I have. Yeah, and I look at them. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you have to do something. I do feel like I
Speaker 2: don't want to. I don't want the listeners and you
Speaker 2: miles to misunderstand me. I do feel like shit. I'm
Speaker 2: just saying. All I'm saying is the amount that I
Speaker 2: feel like shit isn't changing time. I'm here to say
Speaker 2: I'm one of the physically exalted few.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You can just dump garbage in your body not do
Speaker 1: anything down.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what blood work says, but
Speaker 2: I don't do blood. Blood work lies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, blood work, lies bleeding.
Speaker 2: The follow up full circle.
Speaker 1: All right, speaking of Trump, let's talk about this is
Speaker 1: just a quick interview, but I think it's worth noting
Speaker 1: because we've mentioned before the possibility that like Trump could
Speaker 1: take for money to help pay his mounting legal debts,
Speaker 1: which he and his lawyers keep being like, that's impossible,
Speaker 1: we will not be able to pay this, and it's
Speaker 1: but you're supposed to be billionaire man. You're supposed to
Speaker 1: have all these buildings that you can just sell.
Speaker 2: Testified earlier that you had four hundred million dollars cash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like around in a bathtub.
Speaker 3: I think, yes, my wallet's in the other room though,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I was gonna pay it.
Speaker 2: I was gonna pay it. I was in pay it today.
Speaker 1: I was, presumably because they thought she'd have a better
Speaker 1: answer than this. FOXO has actually questioned his lawyer about this,
Speaker 1: like straight up, just were like, so, are you planning
Speaker 1: on paying the four hundred and fifty four million dollars
Speaker 1: using money from countries like Russia or Saudi Arabia, like
Speaker 1: you know, like the woke lib media is saying.
Speaker 2: And the response was surprising. Yeah, and I guess shouldn't
Speaker 2: because Alena Habba. Yeah, her entire course of representing Donald
Speaker 2: Trump has just been like a fucking Hall of fame
Speaker 2: of like wacky legal takes and sometimes you're like, does
Speaker 2: this person actually know the law or are they just
Speaker 2: there to be like a hot take merchant. But anyway,
Speaker 2: here's the question and answer a segment.
Speaker 7: There is there any effort on the part of your
Speaker 7: team to secure this money through another country Saudi Arabia
Speaker 7: or Russia? As Joy Behar seems to think, well, there's.
Speaker 8: Rules and regulations that are public. I can't speak about
Speaker 8: strategy that require certain things, and we have to follow
Speaker 8: those rules, like I said, this is manifest injustice. It
Speaker 8: is impossible. It's an impossibility. I believe they knew that.
Speaker 8: I think that's why mid trial, frankly, they changed their
Speaker 8: ask from two hundred and fifty million to the ridiculous
Speaker 8: amount of money that they've asked for. I think everything
Speaker 8: is done in.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think it's also important that number they
Speaker 2: came up with that's based on the amount of fraud
Speaker 2: from organization, but that they're like, you know what, fuck them.
Speaker 1: Another case about how you're always saying you have more
Speaker 1: money than you do and how you're always saying you
Speaker 1: have this amount of money, but just the answer some
Speaker 1: wasn't no is kind of the big take.
Speaker 2: I can't speak about strategy, yo, I'm sorry, because like
Speaker 2: if you think about like you cannot get a security
Speaker 2: clearance if you got a ton of debt, that's just
Speaker 2: a that's just a general thing when it comes.
Speaker 1: To like as seems to think like that's like that
Speaker 1: you can't actually knock that one out of the park.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, Like a I could answer that.
Speaker 3: It's like, hey, Chatt, you're a guest on Fox News
Speaker 3: and you have just been told something that Joy Behar said,
Speaker 3: what is your answer like the the response under the
Speaker 3: opposite of a Joy bahar Andrew.
Speaker 1: I can't speak about strategy that requires certain things. I
Speaker 1: think we're done here that requires certain things. That's true,
Speaker 1: very very succinct and specific. I can't speak about strategy
Speaker 1: that requires certain things and we're in here. Yeah man,
Speaker 1: that's like that.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, well.
Speaker 3: I genuinely think that those countries would sort of say
Speaker 3: this is too like we could buy Trump for much less.
Speaker 3: I think what's going on is an actual negotiation that like,
Speaker 3: I think the problem is like they're like, we can
Speaker 3: get you for what you get you for eighty miil
Speaker 3: dog like this isn't this isn't a shade and markup.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I think they're trying to rally together like a
Speaker 3: like a coalition, you know, like trying to buy the
Speaker 3: nets or whatever.
Speaker 2: Get a couple consortium of owners. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if like if like you know, twenty countries each
Speaker 3: kick in eighty like that we're talking you know, forty
Speaker 3: forty million.
Speaker 2: Now we got I know that. The hard bit there
Speaker 2: is just being like once he gets it, he's not
Speaker 2: even like bro oh y'all shit. Yeah, I see him
Speaker 2: easily being like yeah, I just skated on that. Sorry, Peace, It's.
Speaker 1: It does feel like and this probably can't be true,
Speaker 1: just given the way the world is, but it does
Speaker 1: almost feel like his bullshit, like he's run out of
Speaker 1: runway on his you know, just yeah fucking train track
Speaker 1: that he was building, like as he was driving the
Speaker 1: train of just like lies and bullshit and intimidation and
Speaker 1: like just this this feels like the place where it's
Speaker 1: like his just unshakable like inability not to want to
Speaker 1: have as much money as possible and want to seem
Speaker 1: like he has as much money as possible is like
Speaker 1: kind of getting in the way of him being able
Speaker 1: to function in the way that.
Speaker 2: He has up to up to this point.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, and then there's also just too like the people
Speaker 2: that were giving him money, I think they're just they're
Speaker 2: also i think literally running out of money too. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like the small dollar donors, like the people that are
Speaker 2: sub two hundred dollars donations, and they like, he had
Speaker 2: almost sixty three percent less money from small dollar donors
Speaker 2: than he did in twenty nineteen, and it's just been
Speaker 2: trending down.
Speaker 3: Me let me throw this out there. This is this
Speaker 3: is for all you maga heads out there. This is
Speaker 3: this is what Joe Biden's been trying to do with
Speaker 3: all this inflation. You know, he's trying to keep you
Speaker 3: from being able to send money to thank you President Trump.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we'll see Willis Sheldon Adelson or someone
Speaker 2: come from the shadows and be like, all right, bro,
Speaker 2: here's the money. But it's very difficult.
Speaker 3: But that's like behavior at this point because it's like
Speaker 3: all you're doing is protecting the money you already threw
Speaker 3: at him. Yeah he's not you're not giving him, You're
Speaker 3: not getting anything from him. Yeah, not even enabling though too.
Speaker 3: It's just like like it's it's ro o I listen.
Speaker 3: I clearly all I've been taking is ro O I
Speaker 3: up and down. That's my last show. But what is
Speaker 3: the value of giving him this money?
Speaker 2: Like you're not going to get it worth billion dollars
Speaker 2: back in some other ship or if maybe you do
Speaker 2: and the maybe you've done some calculus and you're like,
Speaker 2: well it's worth it for certain arm shipments depending on
Speaker 2: what government is looking at this. But yeah, when.
Speaker 1: We first heard that, like the Chubb guy was going
Speaker 1: to bail him out, I was like, I mean it
Speaker 1: kind of makes sense because he thinks he might be president,
Speaker 1: but how like what possible way is he getting that
Speaker 1: money back? And then it was like, oh no, that
Speaker 1: shit fell through.
Speaker 2: He's not going to be getting but.
Speaker 1: Like what could what in what form could you possibly
Speaker 1: get a four hundred and fifty four million dollar return
Speaker 1: on your investment?
Speaker 2: I think, honestly, the only way to be like I
Speaker 2: don't know if I own all his properties right, own
Speaker 2: all his properties?
Speaker 1: And the president while he's in the president like well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's like like what like what you're gonna
Speaker 3: like defeat America in a nuclear war? Like what like
Speaker 3: what do you get out of this that allows you
Speaker 3: to continue to be a wealthy person in a functioning world?
Speaker 2: Like this is like starting to be existential in that
Speaker 2: like listen, the reality is like even the fucking.
Speaker 3: Like worst people on earth don't really want you know,
Speaker 3: they're not going to be there. Even their wealth is
Speaker 3: not going to be as fun if you know, things
Speaker 3: really go to shit. And like, so what do you
Speaker 3: get for half a billion dollars from Trump?
Speaker 2: Like? Right, what could he offer you? Really? Yeah? I
Speaker 2: mean that's why you have to be so wealthy that
Speaker 2: a half billion is like out, bro, it's gotta be Putin,
Speaker 2: Like it really does have to be Putin or Saudi
Speaker 2: Arabia at this point. Like that's why this quest line
Speaker 2: of questioning makes sense and should not have been like
Speaker 2: flippantly raised by Fox News. Like Putin is what is
Speaker 2: probably the richest person in the history of the world.
Speaker 2: He just like hides his money and like cello players
Speaker 2: that he grew up with, but he could probably swing it.
Speaker 2: But like that feels like it's gotta be illegal and.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, but but even if he, yeah, what like
Speaker 3: he would have to do it out of like personal
Speaker 3: like friendship with Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: I don't think that exists, Like there's no like or
Speaker 2: just like such a severe switch in foreign policy that
Speaker 2: like you can make it easier to fully just antagonize
Speaker 2: like the rest of Western year up and then be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: do your thing, bro, We're not gonna do ship like
Speaker 2: go get their ass. I don't know, but even then
Speaker 2: that seems so far off.
Speaker 3: I just don't think if you want that, there's better
Speaker 3: ways to spend half a billion dollars, Yeah, for sure,
Speaker 3: for sure, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think also when you look at like the
Speaker 2: rumors around him are like people keep telling him he
Speaker 2: might be able to win on appeal to the Supreme Court,
Speaker 2: and you're like, he's like, yo, you're really You've got
Speaker 2: your head in the fucking clouds right now. I mean,
Speaker 2: I know they're down to bail you out, but like
Speaker 2: I don't to like paying on that or being like,
Speaker 2: well watch this. If they do see my assets, my base,
Speaker 2: They're gonna really come to life when they see them
Speaker 2: take all my things away from me, and that's what
Speaker 2: they love. That's maybe, but yeah, it's really hard to say.
Speaker 2: But you break up, you bring up the superport.
Speaker 3: If I'm Vladimir Putin, you can buy the Supreme Court
Speaker 3: for three million dollars, why would you buy the executive
Speaker 3: temporarily for half a billion dollars?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Right, sure, Like it's it's just like not worth it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's yeah. And I maybe might be chief executive,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: For a chance.
Speaker 3: So yeah, your expected value on that is like, I
Speaker 3: don't know, forty eight percent, right, So you need to
Speaker 3: you need to get a full billion dollars worth out.
Speaker 2: Of this, right, Yeah, it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, As your financial advisor, Vladimir Putin, we're gonna say
Speaker 1: just like keep your powder drive for a little bit
Speaker 1: till he gets real desperate.
Speaker 2: Hate giving you good financial advice here sound financial advice. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm telling you better ways to spread that money out. Man.
Speaker 3: You could buy the other two branches of government for
Speaker 3: one hundred max. Oh yeah, easy, easy, Yeah, I think sixty.
Speaker 3: Maybe you know it doesn't bad, it's bad, it's bad value.
Speaker 3: Don't do it flat or do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna take a quick break and then
Speaker 1: we're gonna come back with some financial advice for other
Speaker 1: international monsters.
Speaker 2: And we're back, and America has a bit off a
Speaker 2: uh corpse problem. We're running out of cemetery space. There's
Speaker 2: there's like wait lists and ship like it like a
Speaker 2: trendy restaurant.
Speaker 5: My god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's everywhere. It's everywhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's also funny like if people in our
Speaker 2: minds were like, yeah, cemetery, like that's where your bodies go,
Speaker 2: without thinking that that's a finite piece of land. That's
Speaker 2: just like a little park. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They usually don't have empty spots, tons of empty spots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the solutions are not great, Like it's like
Speaker 2: you can be buried in a communal grave, or there
Speaker 2: might be someone buried upon top of you. Yeah, if
Speaker 2: you as a way to make space or reapes, this
Speaker 2: is the this is the fifteen minute city of death.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you want to know what to do with
Speaker 1: all those hotels that people aren't staying in anymore?
Speaker 2: Yes? Oh boy?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I guess this is especially a problem in
Speaker 1: the US, where people seem to believe that cemeteries never
Speaker 1: run out of space. That seems to just be a
Speaker 1: frame of mind us in general. That is not true,
Speaker 1: which is why some bodies have to get buried on
Speaker 1: top of existing graves. Like Miles said, some countries only
Speaker 1: rent out graves, meaning that the term expires, the bodies
Speaker 1: duck up and added to a communal grave, kind of
Speaker 1: like a timeshare for skeletons.
Speaker 2: You got to be like, oh, oh, Gray, you know
Speaker 2: my burial plot. It ain't a rental Oh right, yeah, eternity, eternity, okay,
Speaker 2: exactly exactly, I see you forever, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: The other problem is that cemeteries are actually terrible for
Speaker 1: the environment. We pump bodies full of like toxic chemicals
Speaker 1: for their big day in the like open casket funeral
Speaker 1: and then just like shove them into an in a
Speaker 1: concrete in cased wooden box that gets buried in the earth.
Speaker 2: I don't I have no idea what.
Speaker 1: Could be wrong with that, but apparently the embalming chemicals
Speaker 1: have been known to leech into groundwater.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's why I was like, oh, why can't
Speaker 2: they do it? Like it's like in Japan and like
Speaker 2: asy it's cremation, like yeah, because like in Tokyo, there's
Speaker 2: no room. If you go to like a graveyard in
Speaker 2: Tokyo or like a cemetery, it's just a bunch of
Speaker 2: stone pillars like crammed together because everything everyone is cremated.
Speaker 2: But even then, I guess that also has issues too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's a cremation also problematic for the environment.
Speaker 1: It produces millions of tons of carbon dioxide emissions per year.
Speaker 1: Many facilities lack modern filtration systems, so you're probably breathing
Speaker 1: in a bunch of corpse right now. Corpse does I'm
Speaker 1: fine with that, which I'm good with, Like, that's actually
Speaker 1: what illow to happen to my body is, yeah, to
Speaker 1: get inhaled and then coughed out by some future you know, asthmatic.
Speaker 1: But I guess cremation has gone from twenty six or sorry,
Speaker 1: twenty one percent of like you know, bodies in the
Speaker 1: US in nineteen ninety six to now fifty six percent, which, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess people are just becoming less.
Speaker 3: On the balance. That has to be the it has
Speaker 3: to be the better option, right, I'm skimming the research here.
Speaker 2: But yeah, well I think there's there's a lot of
Speaker 2: different angles because I can see how there is. You'll
Speaker 2: also see studies like from people that are for traditional
Speaker 2: burial to be like cremation is actually really bad for
Speaker 2: the environment. Well, like this other thing is really bad
Speaker 2: for the environment because there are a lot of stakeholders
Speaker 2: when you think about like especially the traditional set like
Speaker 2: this cemetery industrial complex, like yeah, forest lawns, et cetera.
Speaker 2: They definitely because you know, anybody who's driven on the
Speaker 2: one thirty four past Griffith Park, like over the years,
Speaker 2: you've seen like this one part that was like a
Speaker 2: hillside slowly be like, no, man, we got to fucking
Speaker 2: put graves there too. Yeah, clips that ship up like
Speaker 2: to the fence line. And I grew up, like growing
Speaker 2: up in La like that always used to be like
Speaker 2: this one part you really couldn't see much of, like
Speaker 2: the cemetery, but now it's fully like to the like
Speaker 2: the property borders. Yes, you know, it takes up.
Speaker 1: Space, which is what you want your eternal rest in
Speaker 1: place to have a good view of the highway.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, the lawless one thirty four that the home
Speaker 2: of the highest rates of speeding.
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 2: This has to be like rooted in religion somehow, like
Speaker 2: the idea that a body specifically is so precious and important.
Speaker 1: Yes, so it was I think the right like cremation,
Speaker 1: I think is against the rules for like Catholicism at least.
Speaker 1: Oh so, yeah, so they speculate that the reason that
Speaker 1: creams going up is because people are getting less serious
Speaker 1: about like following every letter of the law.
Speaker 2: Right, there's a cool pope. Now he'll let you bring
Speaker 2: it to Chris that there is wild rules. I actually
Speaker 2: did not know. I don't know jack shit about any
Speaker 2: type of Christianity, it turns out. But yeah, wow, now,
Speaker 2: I just I remember yet in school, like going to
Speaker 2: like Lutheran and Catholic school, talking like I remember when
Speaker 2: my grandfather died during like the same time the north
Speaker 2: Ridge earthquake. I missed school and I came back and
Speaker 2: then I explained what a Japanese like funeral was. I'm again,
Speaker 2: and then they cremate you and they're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: we don't. It's just a gas.
Speaker 1: Audible gas goes up throughout the entire school.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like that ship. You saw me do the
Speaker 2: lebron with the talcum powder earlier. That was my grandfather.
Speaker 1: So the good news is more and more Americans are
Speaker 1: considering green burials, where you skip the embalming fluid, where
Speaker 1: biodegradable outfits or wear nothing at all, like just being
Speaker 1: like loose, throw my dead body in the ground, loose,
Speaker 1: bury me loose. Whose line is that?
Speaker 2: It's from Twitter? Now, I think it's just we should
Speaker 2: credit that.
Speaker 1: I think it was one of our former guests. Yeah really,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah I think so, Travis. Yeah it was your doing.
Speaker 1: That's how I thought it was you.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. But he said, damn, a
Speaker 2: coffee costs four thousand dollars, y'all can bury me loose?
Speaker 2: Two years ago? Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: But anyways, so there's that you get. They could just
Speaker 1: throw your naked ass in the ground loose. They can
Speaker 1: also there's a new thing, new cremation process called aquamation
Speaker 1: or alkaline hydro license, which immerses bodies in a mixture
Speaker 1: of water and strong alkali and liquefies everything but the bones.
Speaker 1: Which so they basically like due to your body what
Speaker 1: Heathcliff the cat does to a fish, or like they
Speaker 1: put the fish in and then just pulls the skeleton clean, skele, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is what I want. But then they then they
Speaker 1: dry your bones in an oven and reduce that to
Speaker 1: white dust, which fine, but it feels like you're wasting
Speaker 1: my skeleton. Like I just got it. I just gave
Speaker 1: you a clean skeleton, and you're not going to scare
Speaker 1: some kids with my stock.
Speaker 2: I will say, this alkalization is it?
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that's the ship they do to that
Speaker 3: one guy at Breaking Bad, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. But I think that one actually dissolves the bones,
Speaker 1: whereas this one just is like the process for getting
Speaker 1: some bones, forgetting some clean, nice shiny bones. There's something
Speaker 1: about this that really.
Speaker 2: Excites just about your own skeleton, like you you're yeah,
Speaker 2: a jack skelling, that's right.
Speaker 1: I think ever since I heard that, I've just been
Speaker 1: like my bones just desired.
Speaker 2: To be free.
Speaker 1: That we get out to jumped out of my body flesh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm all for this for the the green movement.
Speaker 1: Of course, there is going to be some dumb bullshit.
Speaker 1: For instance, people are like water cremation, that must mean
Speaker 1: that they recycle your bodies into drinking water and that
Speaker 1: we're all drinking corpse juice. Yeah, it does not, but
Speaker 1: you know, the existing cemetery human remains disposal industry is
Speaker 1: obviously not gonna also something like.
Speaker 2: That to those people.
Speaker 3: I got real bad dues about standing bodies of water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all in there. Yeah. I also like, yeah,
Speaker 2: the other pushback from the Catholic Church they called the
Speaker 2: process unnecessarily disrespectful of the human body and if pressure
Speaker 2: makers not to prove it, And I'm like, oh, yes,
Speaker 2: the Catholic Church the true arbiters of what is and
Speaker 2: isn't disrespectful. It's the human body. Yeah. Yeah, I think.
Speaker 3: Concentrate on some of the stuff you're doing as sub
Speaker 3: living bodies first.
Speaker 2: Then I just think it's it's desecration, you know, That's
Speaker 2: that's what it is. It's like we but again, we
Speaker 2: don't have unlimited cemetery space, so some's gotta give. I mean, yeah, culturally,
Speaker 2: I see myself going the way of the dust packet.
Speaker 2: But yeah, then but then we can free up so
Speaker 2: much land, that's right, you know, Yeah, yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 1: So Germany is obviously a little bit ahead of us
Speaker 1: on the macabre and death related things, and so they've
Speaker 1: like already been converting cemeteries to just like parks, which.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I grew up in.
Speaker 1: I lived a lot of places, and the ones that
Speaker 1: I like spent a lot of time like riding bikes around.
Speaker 1: I remember like cemeteries being just some of the most
Speaker 1: beautiful places, like in these towns or just these like
Speaker 1: huge lush parks that are just full of dead bodies.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Lives near sort of a cemetery in Atlanta, And last
Speaker 3: time I was there, we took a little walk and
Speaker 3: there was a moment where I was like, what's one
Speaker 3: of these motherfuckers are slaves?
Speaker 2: Oh? All of them? Oh they're on that mausoleum over there. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But yeah, the part I used to walk through it
Speaker 3: as long as you don't think about anything.
Speaker 2: I guess that's the part is I've never been able
Speaker 2: to go into like a cemetery and be like, oh, yes,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Oh really, I don't know,
Speaker 2: Like I just every time I'm in there, I'm like,
Speaker 2: damn shit, this is this is where everybody dead. Everybody dead
Speaker 2: in here. Yeah, that's everywhere. Bro, I know, that's just
Speaker 2: I think my own sort of like juvenile perception of
Speaker 2: like a cemetery. But like zooming out, it is true,
Speaker 2: Like the grass is always green, they great trees, there's
Speaker 2: a lot of shade, and yeah, I guess I just
Speaker 2: have to throw cemeteries up there with like golf courses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like golf courses first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, let's courses golf courses first, and then we'll
Speaker 2: get to you later cemeteries. But yeah, also, like, but
Speaker 2: what does that mean?
Speaker 3: I'm saying there's a little convergence right here at.
Speaker 1: Golf bury them, bury the golfers where they stand. Yeah
Speaker 1: yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: But then what do you do? Like, do you to you?
Speaker 2: Does it matter that there is like a place where
Speaker 2: the quote unquote body is at rest that you can visit.
Speaker 1: I think there's probably like I think it's fine to
Speaker 1: like bury people loose or like in the biodegradable clothing,
Speaker 1: and then you can go visit, and there's probably should
Speaker 1: be like some regulation around that.
Speaker 2: I don't. I think that's fine.
Speaker 1: I think it's important like sometimes to like have a
Speaker 1: ritual or a ceremony of some sort with around death.
Speaker 2: For sure.
Speaker 1: I would definitely want to make room for everybody to
Speaker 1: have their specific rituals because it's it's a tough thing
Speaker 1: to get your mind around, for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I like just.
Speaker 3: Entangling them from real estate is. I think it's so
Speaker 3: important the fact that it has to be done like
Speaker 3: a real estate deal. The second yeah, as you're dealing
Speaker 3: with that ship is I don't want to like overly
Speaker 3: follow the money here, but I think for the Catholic Church,
Speaker 3: I kind of imagine cemeteries are a relatively large profit
Speaker 3: center for the Catholic Church.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, it requires employing a priest usually or
Speaker 2: hiring a priest, but just like like if it's on
Speaker 2: church grounds, I assume you got to pay some sort
Speaker 2: of maintenance, like it's eternal rent, right, yeah, because I
Speaker 2: just think, yeah, like because in Japan, like we have
Speaker 2: a thing called buzadam, which is like an altar that
Speaker 2: you kind of keep in your house that is meant
Speaker 2: to sort of be like your little shrine for family
Speaker 2: members that have passed away, and that's how you pay
Speaker 2: your respect. I mean you can obviously rave yard or something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can visit that, but it'll be like a picture
Speaker 2: of them, and then you'll put some like their favorite
Speaker 2: stuff in there, Like my grandfather like scotch, So you
Speaker 2: put a bottle of scotch in there, like cigarettes that
Speaker 2: he liked or whatever, and then you light incense and
Speaker 2: that's kind of like how you kind of be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: there he.
Speaker 3: Is, alright, cool, I don't have to go to But
Speaker 3: to me, it's so weird that like the people that
Speaker 3: believe most in the idea of like a spirit or
Speaker 3: an angel or whatever think that spirits can't go anywhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, yeah, just fucking have a representation or whatever.
Speaker 2: Like their spirits they can fly, don't worry. Yeah, they've left,
Speaker 2: actually left our physical plane, and that means it's everywhere. Point.
Speaker 2: The whole basis of most of the shit is like
Speaker 2: they're anywhere. Yeah, the Bible is not like and when
Speaker 2: you pass away, you in that fucking box six feet under.
Speaker 2: Don't even try to get out that. It's like hanging
Speaker 2: on to the one thing that the rest of their
Speaker 2: religious like this is the least important part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we do need the most passive income possible,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna need you to just pay us rent
Speaker 1: while you're dead. If that's cool. Thanks, that's cool with you. Well,
Speaker 1: andrew T, what a pleasure having you on the Daily Geist.
Speaker 2: Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, just andrew T.
Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, find find me on Twitter to look
Speaker 3: at this fucking ridiculous thing. And my podcast is always
Speaker 3: this racist We're doing stuff always. Yeah, one of the greats.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 1: And is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Okay, I'm looking for it now. I'm
Speaker 3: scrolling back through my likes. There was a Reddit post
Speaker 3: about a guy whose marriage fell apart because he asked
Speaker 3: his wife of ten years for a paternity test for
Speaker 3: their kid. Wow, and oh shit, I'm not gonna be
Speaker 3: able to find it, but it is. It is just
Speaker 3: you know, like red pill come up and in general,
Speaker 3: just like yeah, this like this, like I was not aware.
Speaker 3: I'm you know, I'm aging out of being on the
Speaker 3: internet every single second. But yeah, I guess this is
Speaker 3: like like a new like Manisphere, red Pill, Joe Roguiny
Speaker 3: adjacent or possibly within Joe Rogan. I don't know, like
Speaker 3: type of viewpoint is like always get a paternity test, always, dude,
Speaker 3: because women women always cheat and like it's so the
Speaker 3: post is so funny. Okay, I did find it. I'll
Speaker 3: send a link to just like thees. Yeah, just like
Speaker 3: a Twitter thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know. This might require more actual research.
Speaker 3: But it is just a dude who is like genuinely
Speaker 3: like does not understand why his marriage is falling apart
Speaker 3: because he called he but you know, essentially accused his
Speaker 3: wife of however many years of cheating on him having
Speaker 3: a kid with no evidence. It's it's like, it's just
Speaker 3: the vibes. I guess, yeah, it's exactly what what he deserves.
Speaker 3: But yeah, man, it's fucking blockers amazing.
Speaker 1: I always listen to go to you know, I don't
Speaker 1: listen to Rogan for his political takes, Okay, guys, but
Speaker 1: when it comes to my relationship, that's where I gotta
Speaker 1: go to find out that's my wife?
Speaker 2: Man, who's his wife? Does he? Like? It's so misterious? Yeah, that,
Speaker 2: Like I imagine like he just like when he's done recording,
Speaker 2: he just punches a fucking punching bag, smokes his cigar,
Speaker 2: and then cries in the dark or some shit.
Speaker 4: Nah.
Speaker 1: Well yeah yeah, I mean he does go into a
Speaker 1: flotation tank. So right, it's like kind of woke and
Speaker 1: trippy cool. Uh. I can't wait to read that. Miles,
Speaker 1: Where can people find you as their working media you've
Speaker 1: been enjoying?
Speaker 2: Oh Man, find me on the Twitter, the Instagram at
Speaker 2: Miles of Gray, Find Jack and I on our basketball podcast.
Speaker 2: I was in Jack on mad Boosti's you can find
Speaker 2: me on four to twenty Day Fiance tweet. I like,
Speaker 2: this just just reminds me of what Andrew just brought
Speaker 2: up in his Overrated Underrated. It's from Brooks oader Lake
Speaker 2: at I underscores Eazys, he tweeted. The zone of interest
Speaker 2: was confusing to me. People walk out a frame and
Speaker 2: it's like, Okay, first of all, where did they go? Secondly,
Speaker 2: and I guess this is sort of a related question.
Speaker 2: Where are they? Are they somewhere? And I guess this
Speaker 2: is a related question. Listen, I all satire, like this
Speaker 2: is where we're at. We're we're back to we should
Speaker 2: have just a little caption when the when the train
Speaker 2: or car comes towards the screen, it's say, don't worry,
Speaker 2: you won't be hit by a car? Right?
Speaker 1: Why not not real train?
Speaker 3: We are completely media illiterate, and that should be the
Speaker 3: baseline assumption for anyone making anything.
Speaker 2: Absolutely all right.
Speaker 1: The tweet I've been enjoying Dan White at Dan White,
Speaker 1: who's just a very consistent Twitter presence. Yeah, sharing a
Speaker 1: conversation that he's having with a friend about watching March Madness.
Speaker 1: He texts his friend, March Madness, baby, can't wait to
Speaker 1: watch later, bringing chips. Also, can I use your bathroom?
Speaker 1: Is a green room for mister basketball? And then a
Speaker 1: picture of a guy in a full body basketball suit
Speaker 1: and his friend just writes, please don't wear this suit.
Speaker 1: He replies, it's cool. I really don't mind. That's literally
Speaker 1: why I bought it. I just need a quote green
Speaker 1: room to cool off and eat cliff bars between games
Speaker 1: it gets so fucking hot in the suit. Also, need
Speaker 1: a place to empty my piss shit bag every fifteen
Speaker 1: to seventeen minutes. He goes, No, he says, I promise
Speaker 1: I won't spill. Actually, I can't promise that, but I'll
Speaker 1: do my best. The backstory this year is that mister
Speaker 1: Basketball is a gambling addict who lost eighty thousand dollars
Speaker 1: on a Draft Kings and now has to win his
Speaker 1: March Madness pool before his wife, Missus Fernandez Basketball, finds out.
Speaker 2: And he has ed shit. I was literally laughing. It's compelling.
Speaker 2: It's compelling.
Speaker 1: He's a compelling backstory.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Dan, I'm white.
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter liking stuff like that
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Speaker 1: footnote no where we link off to the information that
Speaker 1: we talked about today's episode, as well as a song
Speaker 1: that we think you might enjoy.
Speaker 2: Miles, what's the song you say people might enjoy. There's
Speaker 2: a band called Royal Otis and I'm like, just based
Speaker 2: on the vibe, I'm like, I'm fairly confident they're from
Speaker 2: Australia because there's so many great bands coming out of
Speaker 2: Australia right now and This track is called Foam and
Speaker 2: it's kind of like a It's like if Kevin Parker
Speaker 2: from Tam and Paula was like kind of fucking with
Speaker 2: more like world rhythms. It's kind of got like that
Speaker 2: early Vampire Weekend kind of vibe to it, where it's
Speaker 2: like sort of got that sort of like West African
Speaker 2: ish adjacent, you know what I mean. Doesn't feel like
Speaker 2: straightforward rock, but it's still a dope track. It's called
Speaker 2: Bom and it's by Roy l Otis. It's spelled r
Speaker 2: O y E l O t I s okay. Well.
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Speaker 2: That's gonna do it for us.
Speaker 1: This morning.
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Speaker 1: the weekend with a rundown, a digest of all the
Speaker 1: stuff we talked about this week, and we will talk
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Speaker 2: Bye bye,