WEBVTT - Episode 9 - Development Hell… with Jaime Moyer 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:08.719 Welcome to Get It to Dutch, A screenwriter's Journey. I'm 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:12.920 Mark and Brendan and we're missing Greg. Or put another way, 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:14.160 Greg is missing, but. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:15.920 We'll get into that. We are well. 0:00:15.960 --> 0:00:19.119 We were a team of Hollywood screenwriters who meet every 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:21.919 week to read from an original screenplay that one of 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:24.800 us has written. We give notes and rank the scripts, 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:27.240 and at the end of the season we were going 0:00:27.280 --> 0:00:31.360 to pitch the best script to the now deceased Dutch Huxley, 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:33.920 and then we were hopefully going to pitch to his son, Duck. 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:37.080 But as fate would have it, Duck is also missing, 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:40.600 probably also with Greg's right, and Duck is gone. We 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:42.720 know that for sure. It's all over deadline. 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:47.959 Here is the deadline headline, Duck Duck loose Hollywood featherweight 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:49.240 Huxley flies the coop. 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:52.000 That's not fair to call him a featherweight, isn't I mean? 0:00:52.040 --> 0:00:54.360 I think that's a duck play on duck. 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:54.800 Got it? 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:55.760 Ducks have feathers. 0:00:55.920 --> 0:00:59.240 A clever duck reference, Well, here's one from Variety Duck 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:04.319 Quacks under pressure huckster Huxley hides from hot lights of Hollywood, 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:06.679 so they're assuming he's alive, which I guess is a 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:07.080 good sign. 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:09.480 No mention of Greg and any of the articles, but 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:11.639 we are assuming that they're together. 0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:15.160 And we pitched a tip about Greg being with Duck 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:19.000 to Deadline, but they passed. They did say that they 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:20.120 were big fans. 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:22.080 Though, Oh that is nice to hear. 0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:24.279 Yeah, I think it was an auto reply. 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:27.759 We're pretty sure that Greg's alive because he keeps dick 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:29.120 downing Duck butt picks. 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:32.520 If that didn't make sense, his dick is dialing butt 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:35.720 picks of Duck. We think, yes, it must be Duck 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:39.800 because somebody's Yeah, it's not Greg's long butt crack. But 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:43.880 he's also I don't know. He thought he was so 0:01:44.040 --> 0:01:46.840 clever he trained himself to open his phone with his 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:47.480 own dick. 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:51.160 Well, he said it was in case of a hostage situation. 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:53.760 So well, it might be a hosted situation. Whatever the case, 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:55.240 none of this is good. 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:57.880 I don't know about that. I think they're out there 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:01.000 passing out our first look deal. I mean yeah, I 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:02.120 think numbers on the pig. 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:04.320 Maybe. I think Greg is out there trying to cut 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:05.760 us out of the deal all together. 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:08.720 Now, Mark, he wouldn't do that to you. You guys are roommates. 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:10.880 We're not roommates. He's staying on my couch. 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:14.720 Not anymore though, Right, you got the place back, so 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:16.160 there's some good news here too. 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:18.600 Kind of, I sort of have the place back. But 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:20.160 now chris Pine is here. 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:22.079 What the chris Pine? 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:24.840 No, that's the dog that Greg brought in to save 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:28.040 his place, chris Pine. High. 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:28.960 It's a mastiff. 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:30.600 If you don't know what that is, it's a fucking 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:32.680 huge dog that slabbers all over the place. 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:35.799 Of course you're a big don't pet him. He slabbers. 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:39.079 O chris Pine slabbered on. 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:40.720 Me, ate all my pretzels. 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:41.920 Oh yeah, look. 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:42.520 He's bringing me some. 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:45.840 Oh it is like Greg's here. What a good dog, 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:46.480 Thank you, Chris. 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:48.760 He's a fine dog. And he barks at me when 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:49.680 I get up to pee at night. 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:50.960 You're a very fine dog. 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:52.920 And then he peas on the couch. I have to 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:54.760 pee on a plant in my room. Did you know 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:57.119 that that plant is the last thing my wife gave 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:58.800 me before she jumped off a cruise ship. 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:01.640 You mean that bucket of dirt that's next to your bed, 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:03.480 that's the plant your wife gave you. 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:03.720 Yeah. 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:04.760 I died a couple of years ago. 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:06.280 Wow. Kind of like your wife. 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:10.000 Well, we don't know that's true. Okay, we're not one 0:03:10.080 --> 0:03:11.320 hundred percent sure on that. 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:16.040 Right, hold out hope. Well, until we hear from Greg, 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:17.800 we must soldier. 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:20.400 On that's true, because Greg has left us high and dry. 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:22.480 And this was Greg's week to write a script. We 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:25.920 were all set to hear his Star Wars script, which 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:28.320 was just a craven attempt to cash in on the 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:29.960 woke movement. He called it R two. 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:30.639 Me too. 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:34.400 But now we won't even have the satisfaction of trashing 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:35.360 that to his face. 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:37.240 You know, we could just play the tape. 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:41.240 Yeah, well yeah, What what Brendan is talking about is 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:43.560 last week we all went on a general meeting and 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:46.000 we recorded it. But I don't think it puts us 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:47.960 in the best light. So alternatively, we could fill the 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:50.120 time with, you know, our witty banter. 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:51.720 Just play the tape. 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:52.280 It's there. 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:55.040 Come on, man, don't you have a you know, thoughts 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:59.520 on the news of the day. But you can't shrug? 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:02.120 No one can hear you shrug. I mean, come on, 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:04.520 talk about sports or politics or movies? 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:06.880 Oh god, else we do this, talk about movies. I'm 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:07.920 sick of movies. 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:09.080 No really? 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:11.520 Ah fuck? 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:11.640 It. 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:14.760 We'll just play the tape. My apologies to all of 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:18.240 our listeners. Here's a recording of our general meeting. And 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:20.520 if you don't like it, blame Brendan and Gregg because 0:04:20.560 --> 0:04:23.880 I certainly don't stand behind the decision to air it. 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:24.880 So here you go. 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:32.039 Okay, get out of the way. 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:34.159 Man, All right, let us set the scene for you. 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:38.200 We're in Gregg's least slingshot. That's right, and I feel 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:40.640 like I'm in Batman. I would try to describe it, but. 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:44.080 Just tc three wheels, tons of fun go zero to 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:45.919 sixty in about five seconds. 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:48.080 Brendan is riding on the fuselage. 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:50.240 I really feel like you guys should duct take me 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:51.960 down or something. I need a belt. 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:53.720 This has gotta be a lead. 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:57.240 It's a short trip, so we're currently coasting down beautiful 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:58.440 Santa Monica boulevard. 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:01.000 I'm boiling. How come you guys aren't wearing suits. You're 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:02.720 wearing like T shirts and stuff. 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:05.799 I don't ever wear a suit to a general meeting. 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:08.279 Man. We're on our way to Tyson Studios. 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:10.200 Yes, for a general meeting. 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:10.840 That's right. 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:13.719 Set the scene for us, Greg, what are we getting into? 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:17.800 We have a general meeting? Mark is very fun. And 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:20.479 this is with an old contact of mine. And she 0:05:20.560 --> 0:05:24.400 used to work at all the big studios, Universal, Paramount Warners. 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:27.400 She used to be the head of European distribution for 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:33.080 Touchstone Wow Amazing, good machine, best ground focused features for 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:33.520 a while. 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:34.679 And where is she now. 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:42.360 She is at Tyson Studios, Mike Tyson, Tyson Brand, Tyson Brands, Studios, 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:43.239 Global Brands. 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:46.599 So that the Chicken place, well, it's not just chicken. 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:47.920 They do a ton of stuff. 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:48.320 But it's chicken. 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:50.240 And they're doing movies. 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:56.000 They're doing movies, TV, film, video games, they're doing virtual reality, 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.040 augmented reality, they're doing it all. 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:00.719 Man, that's cool. You didn't say it the Chicken place. 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:03.120 Don't just always it doesn't have to be the Chicken place. 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:05.040 It just doesn't seem like a very good opportunity if 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:07.920 it's If it's chicken forward. 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:10.960 Guys, look at Netflix fifteen years ago, they're sending DVDs 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:12.719 through the mail, and now look at them. They took 0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:16.200 down Blockbuster, they took down movie theaters, they took down TV, 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:19.080 they put every middle class actor out of work. They're 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:21.400 the ruthless bastards of Hollywood. So we need to hitch 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:23.599 our wagons to a warlord on the rise, just to 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:27.200 protect ourselves. Let us be child soldiers to the Chicken Empire. 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:29.720 It's so true. You know the Netflix day rate now 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:32.240 is that you owe them money. I'm I'm all in 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:32.760 on this thing. 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:33.480 I think this ticket. 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:35.719 Yeah, I think the Chicken studio is gonna be great. 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:36.320 This is great. 0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:39.200 It's all sounds good to me. So who is your content? 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:42.560 My contact is shy La Hay Shane And yeah, shy 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:43.239 La Hay. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:45.400 Is it Shaye Shay? 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:46.200 This is Sila. 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:48.840 I actually should have gotten on LinkedIn. I don't know 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:52.960 her emails all one word, so let's just call her say. 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:54.360 This is a whole caller by her full name. 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:56.080 Yeah, why not Shayla Hay the whole time? 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:59.960 So yeah, me write that. Ah fuck my pen. All right, 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:01.920 tell us what a general meeting is? 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:06.040 Okay. General meetings are how people in this business spend 0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:09.640 most of their time. You're meeting with execs. You're a 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:14.560 meeting with producers, writers, directors, heads of studios. It's it's 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:18.000 you know, this is this is the lifeblood of Hollywood, 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:18.680 the general meeting. 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:19.520 Do we get lunch? 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:21.440 No, that only happens if you set lunch. 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:23.320 Oh, do we get drinks? 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:24.240 No, that's drinks. 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:26.680 Is drinks better than drinks. 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:29.280 Is better than lunch, and lunch is better than a 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:31.160 general Oh. 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:33.239 So our goal is to get invited to drinks. 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:36.720 Then our goal, Brendan, is to make some fans. And 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:41.000 remember we're going in there. We're just catching a vibe. 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:44.360 We're not pitching. You're just making fans. Yeah, we just 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:46.080 wanted to develop something in the future. 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:48.360 It's exciting, very exciting. 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:49.240 I'm a little nervous. 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:51.200 Just be yourself, guys, to be fine. 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:52.679 Do you guys want to plan out some bits? 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:55.640 No, just be yourself. This is what I'm talking about. 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:57.000 I brought these Dracula teeth. 0:07:57.320 --> 0:07:59.720 I was reading on the Hollywood Heartbeat blog that you 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:02.320 should it would be the best version of yourself in general. 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:04.920 So I brought three anecdotes that make me look funny, 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:05.880 charming and handsome. 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:09.600 Oh god, I don't have any anecdotes, Mark, Can I 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:10.960 borrow one of your anecdotes? 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:14.240 Just, you know, do your own and just make one up, 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:15.840 doesn't matter, you can do that. 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:16.480 Yeah. 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:19.000 Honestly, Brendon, ninety percent of this town is just riding 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:19.240 on me. 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:22.360 A bullshit anyway, okay, I will say I'm the cowboy. 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:25.960 Oh, I'm gonna be an astronaut, not like not like that. 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:28.720 This isn't pretend time. If anyone's an astronaut, I'm an astronaut, 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:29.560 so that's fine. 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:31.080 I'll be a firefighter. 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:36.760 Oh, here we are. Let's drive right under the golden drumsticks. 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:40.280 Shit, they got a la oh. 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:42.600 No, and we will see you inside. 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:53.960 Mark, give me some cash. 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:58.400 Well, here we are studios. 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:02.520 Please God, let me be the first to say, holy 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:04.120 fucking sh. 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:06.520 I mean, this is what the top looks like. 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:08.920 This is it? We're all on one couch. 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:11.800 This is a little awkward. It's cushy, is it? 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:14.440 I don't know? Is this a love seat? I never 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:15.800 really know what kind of sitting on. 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:17.720 One of my balls because I'm really much in here. 0:09:17.720 --> 0:09:19.120 I'm sitting on one of your balls? 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:21.480 How fuck is that you? Oh? 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:24.040 Sorry, here's okay, all right? 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:27.319 What is wrong with your hair? What's wrong with your hair? 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:29.080 Your hair is my hair? 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:32.120 Your hair is really flat and your hair is really big. 0:09:32.600 --> 0:09:35.000 You're sitting on the hood of your fucking batman car. 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:36.319 How is your hair nice? 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:37.559 I put a product in it? 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:38.560 Give me product. 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:41.400 I need product, product, product, product. 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:43.280 I can't be the best version of myself if I 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:43.760 look like this. 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:47.240 Okay, yeah, just take no, just take a little bit 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:52.160 of God. Oh, it's a lot, it's a wet past and. 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:56.120 I'm just gonna rub it, rub it into my skin 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:59.000 like a little locean in my eye. 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:04.040 You both look like you've just been birthed. I look 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:06.240 like Gordon Gecko with two weird Gordon geckos. 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:09.280 Here, listen to my best version of myself. 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:12.720 Voice, Hi, how are you really very high? 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:13.400 Is? 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:15.360 It feels so faked? 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:16.199 But I sound happy? 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:18.880 That sounds condescending and happy at the same time. 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:22.920 Fuck you guys, don't like the best version of myself? 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:25.720 Oh christ I sweated through the butt of my pants. 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:29.079 Oh dude, that stand up. Don't sit on this nice 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:31.400 love seat. Oh my gosh, I'm just gonna tie my 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:32.240 seat jacket around. 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:35.160 Don't tie your suit jacket like you sat in a pond. Dude. 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:37.360 I don't want people to see my wet butt. 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:39.200 No one wants to see her wet butt. 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:41.080 Okay, well, what am I supposed to do? 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:41.240 Then? 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:43.240 Am I supposed to just walk in there with wet butt? 0:10:43.559 --> 0:10:44.520 Or just never turn around? 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:47.640 Find just how you butt in the lobby man yelling 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:50.920 what but I'm whispering. I'm whispering. Why are you sweating 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:52.959 so much? Fucking hot? 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:54.760 I need a water? No? 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:58.320 No, never take water at a general meeting. Why what? 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:01.480 It's a power move. It shows that we don't need 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:03.480 anything from them. They need everything from us. 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:05.080 What about this chicken? 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:06.800 No, do not take the chicken. 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:10.120 It looks like a display bowl of chicken. 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:22.880 Hi, hi, hi, hi guys. Oh yeah, hi, Yes, I'm 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:24.439 shaye hid. 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:31.480 Oh, hey, shaya. 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:36.520 We were shared it might be hey maybe when I 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:40.360 was in college. Sorry, I have to greet you myself. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:43.120 I don't have an assistant. My last one me tooed me. 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:46.439 Oh you know how that goes. I'm not a sex pass. 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:54.160 Just insanely violence. Okay, can I get you something? You 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:56.480 want some water or coffee? Chicken? 0:11:57.000 --> 0:11:57.200 Check? 0:11:58.000 --> 0:11:59.640 No? 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:02.360 No, I guess so hot outside. 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:03.240 You don't want chicken? 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:06.560 I think we're fine. I think we're fine. 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:09.560 Probably best if we don't I mean. 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:14.120 Want a hot broth? No, well, you guys are the 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:17.040 first ones to ever turn down the chickens. Strike one. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:24.080 Oh that I put in your loader. Three idiots, come 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:27.600 on in, let's do this. Let's go all right, come 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:28.760 on into my office. 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:31.319 What a beautiful place. I just want to say, the 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:32.719 is gorgeous. 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:37.880 That's actually a faux Andy Warhol chicken. Oh it's not 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:39.160 from Andy obviously. 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:39.800 Yeah. 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:44.679 Yeah, the six panels dead, he is dad died. 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:46.720 And then I saw the Andy Coffman chicken as we 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:47.599 walked into. 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:52.200 That's a specialty puppet. I love, Yes, I love Kaufman. 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:56.040 Hate Jim Carrey. Oh okay, love Andy. 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:57.360 Have you ever worked with Jim? 0:12:57.640 --> 0:13:01.280 Not at all? No? No carry okay and no carry mulligan. 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:03.360 Those are the two carries I don't funk with. 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:06.080 We don't like them either. 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:08.280 Yeah, that's right, thank you. 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:10.720 Well, all right, I removed my strike and turn it 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:12.880 into a hit to first base? 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:13.560 Okay? 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:15.679 Did it go past first? 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:18.280 The first time you have been stopped at first? 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:18.600 Yeah? 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:21.360 Good, and you're not you're not round in the bases yet, 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:22.400 but you are on a. 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:25.080 Base, all right. I can't wait to get to second base. 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:28.640 Well let's see. Maybe maybe maybe i'll slap your tickling 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:32.079 you put you on second? All right? Well guess what, chicken, 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:35.320 But why don't you tell me a little bit about y'all? 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:35.800 Oh? 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:39.640 Yeah, yeah, Well we are three writers we're writing team 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:42.200 that also has excellent stuff that we've been doing on. 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:46.440 Really good stuff. I just recently tested on a network 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:47.000 TV show. 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:48.560 You didn't introduce yourself? 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:51.240 Hun, Oh, I'm a Brendan. 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:53.400 I'm the cute one. 0:13:55.200 --> 0:14:00.160 No, my two eyes tell me different. That's this little. 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:03.800 Yeah, Greg's the cute one. 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:07.079 Okay, yes, Greg, Well i'm very shy one. 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:08.080 Oh that's sweet. 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:13.040 Yeah, I'm Runnon. I recently tested on a network pilot. 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:16.640 So some folks that ABC are big fans of Fine, great, 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:17.160 how about you? 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:20.000 My name is Mark, and yeah, I think I'm just 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:23.440 excited to be here. I love movies, and thanks again 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:25.880 for letting us record this for the podcast. 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:29.520 Oh, no worries, No worries. I don't mind hearing the 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:31.160 sound of my own voice. 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:37.320 Golden very Oh and I'm Greg. I'm the leader of 0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:42.280 the group mentally, and we're just so excited to be 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:44.440 here and tell you what we've been working on. 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:46.640 Yeah, well tell me well for even before we get 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:48.680 into what you're bringing, I gotta get a ye for 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:49.800 what you're watching. 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:52.760 I'm just watching mad Men again. I kind of got 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:55.680 this thing about TV ever since Heroes that if I 0:14:55.680 --> 0:14:59.120 get invested in something, it ends up sucking. I'm so upset, 0:14:59.160 --> 0:15:01.720 so I just go What's I know is good and completed? 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:03.760 And I guess the last good thing that was completed 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:04.360 was man Men. 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:05.120 Yeah. 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:07.640 I mean I've been watching a ton of the Tyson stuff. 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:12.120 I'm a Tyson Plus member, yes, Tyson Plus, Yes. So 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:16.760 I've been watching Legs and Thighs, A great show, all about. 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:18.400 Got Vanessa Williams. What were the. 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:21.760 Chances I've been watching Chicken around the clock? 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:22.400 Thank you? 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:26.120 It was also very, very fun. I love the drama. 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:29.600 Have you caught any episodes of Chicken at midnight? That's 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:34.280 my little pet ratchet. Oh no, no, it's all stand 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:37.680 up's doing five minutes each on Chicken. Okay, but lots 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:40.920 of cussing, okay, lots of dirty Oh. 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:43.960 You like a dirty huh? 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:47.440 Really working Greg's legs and thighs with your hands there. 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:52.800 I just loved to be from the Midwest. We are touchy. 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:54.000 You're in touchy people. 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:54.480 Yeah. 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:57.120 I spent ten years in Chicago. I don't remember anybody 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:57.640 touching me. 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:00.680 But you spend ten years in Chicago? Was that before 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:01.080 your wife? 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:02.240 Three in County? 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:09.800 Oh? This is a classic Mark. He's Enigmaigma wrapped in 0:16:09.920 --> 0:16:10.480 a puzzle. 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:12.000 All right, Well that's good. 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:13.320 I've been watching stuff. 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:14.800 Oh tell me everything. 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:18.360 No, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:19.320 You're going to go on. 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:21.640 He's going to bog you down with what the art of. 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:25.320 Know you've seen the Chicken chronicles. 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:27.960 Do you know that's a funny thing that's sort of 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:30.160 out there is a thing that is a thing. 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:32.560 Yeah, that was one. Now that was just off a 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:34.000 general meeting, just like this. 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:38.480 Oh holy okay, so you can think, I mean. 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:42.040 You really can. Why are you touching my knee? I 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:44.960 just want to I said, I touch you. Phey, if 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:48.000 you're not from the Midwest, get your filthy pods off list. 0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:49.680 Sorry, man, I'm so sorry. 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:52.080 Well I should give you guys our spiel. You know 0:16:52.160 --> 0:16:55.120 the great thing about us, we don't have a mandate. 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:56.880 Our mandate is no mandate. 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:59.680 Cool that I saw that over the door. Yeah, that's 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:03.000 a heat creative, creative, free, creative freedom, can do anything 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:03.280 you want. 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:05.840 That's the freedom with just a few little rules. 0:17:05.880 --> 0:17:10.000 This fellow hair has no woman beats. You need a 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:13.320 sandbox to play Brendan. 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:16.120