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Speaker 1: Welcome to Get It to Dutch, A screenwriter's Journey. I'm

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Speaker 1: Mark and Brendan and we're missing Greg. Or put another way,

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Speaker 1: Greg is missing, but.

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Speaker 2: We'll get into that. We are well.

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Speaker 1: We were a team of Hollywood screenwriters who meet every

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Speaker 1: week to read from an original screenplay that one of

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Speaker 1: us has written. We give notes and rank the scripts,

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Speaker 1: and at the end of the season we were going

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Speaker 1: to pitch the best script to the now deceased Dutch Huxley,

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Speaker 1: and then we were hopefully going to pitch to his son, Duck.

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Speaker 1: But as fate would have it, Duck is also missing,

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Speaker 1: probably also with Greg's right, and Duck is gone. We

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Speaker 1: know that for sure. It's all over deadline.

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Speaker 3: Here is the deadline headline, Duck Duck loose Hollywood featherweight

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Speaker 3: Huxley flies the coop.

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Speaker 1: That's not fair to call him a featherweight, isn't I mean?

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Speaker 3: I think that's a duck play on duck.

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Speaker 2: Got it?

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Speaker 3: Ducks have feathers.

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Speaker 1: A clever duck reference, Well, here's one from Variety Duck

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Speaker 1: Quacks under pressure huckster Huxley hides from hot lights of Hollywood,

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Speaker 1: so they're assuming he's alive, which I guess is a

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Speaker 1: good sign.

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Speaker 3: No mention of Greg and any of the articles, but

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Speaker 3: we are assuming that they're together.

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Speaker 1: And we pitched a tip about Greg being with Duck

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Speaker 1: to Deadline, but they passed. They did say that they

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Speaker 1: were big fans.

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Speaker 3: Though, Oh that is nice to hear.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was an auto reply.

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Speaker 3: We're pretty sure that Greg's alive because he keeps dick

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Speaker 3: downing Duck butt picks.

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Speaker 1: If that didn't make sense, his dick is dialing butt

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Speaker 1: picks of Duck. We think, yes, it must be Duck

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Speaker 1: because somebody's Yeah, it's not Greg's long butt crack. But

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Speaker 1: he's also I don't know. He thought he was so

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Speaker 1: clever he trained himself to open his phone with his

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Speaker 1: own dick.

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Speaker 3: Well, he said it was in case of a hostage situation.

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Speaker 1: So well, it might be a hosted situation. Whatever the case,

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Speaker 1: none of this is good.

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Speaker 3: I don't know about that. I think they're out there

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Speaker 3: passing out our first look deal. I mean yeah, I

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Speaker 3: think numbers on the pig.

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Speaker 1: Maybe. I think Greg is out there trying to cut

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Speaker 1: us out of the deal all together.

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Speaker 3: Now, Mark, he wouldn't do that to you. You guys are roommates.

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Speaker 1: We're not roommates. He's staying on my couch.

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Speaker 3: Not anymore though, Right, you got the place back, so

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Speaker 3: there's some good news here too.

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Speaker 1: Kind of, I sort of have the place back. But

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Speaker 1: now chris Pine is here.

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Speaker 3: What the chris Pine?

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Speaker 1: No, that's the dog that Greg brought in to save

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Speaker 1: his place, chris Pine. High.

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Speaker 2: It's a mastiff.

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Speaker 1: If you don't know what that is, it's a fucking

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Speaker 1: huge dog that slabbers all over the place.

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Speaker 2: Of course you're a big don't pet him. He slabbers.

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Speaker 3: O chris Pine slabbered on.

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Speaker 1: Me, ate all my pretzels.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, look.

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Speaker 1: He's bringing me some.

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Speaker 3: Oh it is like Greg's here. What a good dog,

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Chris.

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Speaker 1: He's a fine dog. And he barks at me when

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Speaker 1: I get up to pee at night.

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Speaker 4: You're a very fine dog.

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Speaker 1: And then he peas on the couch. I have to

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Speaker 1: pee on a plant in my room. Did you know

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Speaker 1: that that plant is the last thing my wife gave

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Speaker 1: me before she jumped off a cruise ship.

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Speaker 3: You mean that bucket of dirt that's next to your bed,

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Speaker 3: that's the plant your wife gave you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I died a couple of years ago.

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Speaker 3: Wow. Kind of like your wife.

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Speaker 1: Well, we don't know that's true. Okay, we're not one

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Speaker 1: hundred percent sure on that.

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Speaker 3: Right, hold out hope. Well, until we hear from Greg,

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Speaker 3: we must soldier.

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Speaker 1: On that's true, because Greg has left us high and dry.

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Speaker 1: And this was Greg's week to write a script. We

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Speaker 1: were all set to hear his Star Wars script, which

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Speaker 1: was just a craven attempt to cash in on the

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Speaker 1: woke movement. He called it R two.

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Speaker 2: Me too.

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Speaker 1: But now we won't even have the satisfaction of trashing

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Speaker 1: that to his face.

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Speaker 3: You know, we could just play the tape.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well yeah, What what Brendan is talking about is

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Speaker 1: last week we all went on a general meeting and

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Speaker 1: we recorded it. But I don't think it puts us

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Speaker 1: in the best light. So alternatively, we could fill the

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Speaker 1: time with, you know, our witty banter.

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Speaker 3: Just play the tape.

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Speaker 6: It's there.

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, don't you have a you know, thoughts

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Speaker 1: on the news of the day. But you can't shrug?

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Speaker 1: No one can hear you shrug. I mean, come on,

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Speaker 1: talk about sports or politics or movies?

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Speaker 3: Oh god, else we do this, talk about movies. I'm

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Speaker 3: sick of movies.

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Speaker 2: No really?

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Speaker 1: Ah fuck?

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Speaker 3: It.

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Speaker 1: We'll just play the tape. My apologies to all of

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Speaker 1: our listeners. Here's a recording of our general meeting. And

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Speaker 1: if you don't like it, blame Brendan and Gregg because

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Speaker 1: I certainly don't stand behind the decision to air it.

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Speaker 2: So here you go.

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Speaker 6: Okay, get out of the way.

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Speaker 1: Man, All right, let us set the scene for you.

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Speaker 1: We're in Gregg's least slingshot. That's right, and I feel

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Speaker 1: like I'm in Batman. I would try to describe it, but.

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Speaker 6: Just tc three wheels, tons of fun go zero to

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Speaker 6: sixty in about five seconds.

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Speaker 1: Brendan is riding on the fuselage.

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Speaker 3: I really feel like you guys should duct take me

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Speaker 3: down or something. I need a belt.

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Speaker 2: This has gotta be a lead.

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Speaker 1: It's a short trip, so we're currently coasting down beautiful

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Speaker 1: Santa Monica boulevard.

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Speaker 3: I'm boiling. How come you guys aren't wearing suits. You're

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Speaker 3: wearing like T shirts and stuff.

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Speaker 6: I don't ever wear a suit to a general meeting.

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Speaker 1: Man. We're on our way to Tyson Studios.

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Speaker 2: Yes, for a general meeting.

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Set the scene for us, Greg, what are we getting into?

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Speaker 6: We have a general meeting? Mark is very fun. And

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Speaker 6: this is with an old contact of mine. And she

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Speaker 6: used to work at all the big studios, Universal, Paramount Warners.

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Speaker 6: She used to be the head of European distribution for

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Speaker 6: Touchstone Wow Amazing, good machine, best ground focused features for

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Speaker 2: And where is she now.

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Speaker 6: She is at Tyson Studios, Mike Tyson, Tyson Brand, Tyson Brands, Studios,

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Speaker 6: Global Brands.

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Speaker 1: So that the Chicken place, well, it's not just chicken.

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Speaker 6: They do a ton of stuff.

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Speaker 2: But it's chicken.

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Speaker 3: And they're doing movies.

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Speaker 6: They're doing movies, TV, film, video games, they're doing virtual reality,

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Speaker 6: augmented reality, they're doing it all.

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Speaker 1: Man, that's cool. You didn't say it the Chicken place.

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Speaker 6: Don't just always it doesn't have to be the Chicken place.

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Speaker 1: It just doesn't seem like a very good opportunity if

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Speaker 1: it's If it's chicken forward.

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Speaker 6: Guys, look at Netflix fifteen years ago, they're sending DVDs

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Speaker 6: through the mail, and now look at them. They took

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Speaker 6: down Blockbuster, they took down movie theaters, they took down TV,

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Speaker 6: they put every middle class actor out of work. They're

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Speaker 6: the ruthless bastards of Hollywood. So we need to hitch

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Speaker 6: our wagons to a warlord on the rise, just to

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Speaker 6: protect ourselves. Let us be child soldiers to the Chicken Empire.

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Speaker 3: It's so true. You know the Netflix day rate now

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Speaker 3: is that you owe them money. I'm I'm all in

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Speaker 3: on this thing.

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Speaker 1: I think this ticket.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the Chicken studio is gonna be great.

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Speaker 2: This is great.

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Speaker 1: It's all sounds good to me. So who is your content?

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Speaker 6: My contact is shy La Hay Shane And yeah, shy

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Speaker 6: La Hay.

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Speaker 3: Is it Shaye Shay?

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Speaker 4: This is Sila.

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Speaker 6: I actually should have gotten on LinkedIn. I don't know

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Speaker 6: her emails all one word, so let's just call her say.

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Speaker 2: This is a whole caller by her full name.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why not Shayla Hay the whole time?

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Speaker 1: So yeah, me write that. Ah fuck my pen. All right,

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Speaker 1: tell us what a general meeting is?

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Speaker 6: Okay. General meetings are how people in this business spend

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Speaker 6: most of their time. You're meeting with execs. You're a

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Speaker 6: meeting with producers, writers, directors, heads of studios. It's it's

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Speaker 6: you know, this is this is the lifeblood of Hollywood,

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Speaker 6: the general meeting.

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Speaker 3: Do we get lunch?

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Speaker 6: No, that only happens if you set lunch.

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Speaker 2: Oh, do we get drinks?

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Speaker 6: No, that's drinks.

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Speaker 1: Is drinks better than drinks.

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Speaker 6: Is better than lunch, and lunch is better than a

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Speaker 6: general Oh.

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Speaker 3: So our goal is to get invited to drinks.

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Speaker 6: Then our goal, Brendan, is to make some fans. And

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Speaker 6: remember we're going in there. We're just catching a vibe.

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Speaker 6: We're not pitching. You're just making fans. Yeah, we just

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Speaker 6: wanted to develop something in the future.

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Speaker 2: It's exciting, very exciting.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous.

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Speaker 6: Just be yourself, guys, to be fine.

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Speaker 3: Do you guys want to plan out some bits?

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Speaker 6: No, just be yourself. This is what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 3: I brought these Dracula teeth.

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Speaker 1: I was reading on the Hollywood Heartbeat blog that you

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Speaker 1: should it would be the best version of yourself in general.

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Speaker 1: So I brought three anecdotes that make me look funny,

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Speaker 1: charming and handsome.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, I don't have any anecdotes, Mark, Can I

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Speaker 3: borrow one of your anecdotes?

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Speaker 1: Just, you know, do your own and just make one up,

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter, you can do that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Honestly, Brendon, ninety percent of this town is just riding

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Speaker 6: on me.

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Speaker 3: A bullshit anyway, okay, I will say I'm the cowboy.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna be an astronaut, not like not like that.

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Speaker 6: This isn't pretend time. If anyone's an astronaut, I'm an astronaut,

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Speaker 6: so that's fine.

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Speaker 1: I'll be a firefighter.

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Speaker 6: Oh, here we are. Let's drive right under the golden drumsticks.

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Speaker 3: Shit, they got a la oh.

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Speaker 1: No, and we will see you inside.

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Speaker 7: Mark, give me some cash.

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Speaker 6: Well, here we are studios.

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Speaker 1: Please God, let me be the first to say, holy

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Speaker 1: fucking sh.

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Speaker 3: I mean, this is what the top looks like.

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Speaker 6: This is it? We're all on one couch.

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Speaker 1: This is a little awkward. It's cushy, is it?

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Speaker 6: I don't know? Is this a love seat? I never

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Speaker 6: really know what kind of sitting on.

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Speaker 3: One of my balls because I'm really much in here.

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting on one of your balls?

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Speaker 3: How fuck is that you? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, here's okay, all right?

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Speaker 6: What is wrong with your hair? What's wrong with your hair?

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Speaker 1: Your hair is my hair?

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Speaker 6: Your hair is really flat and your hair is really big.

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Speaker 3: You're sitting on the hood of your fucking batman car.

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Speaker 1: How is your hair nice?

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Speaker 6: I put a product in it?

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Speaker 3: Give me product.

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Speaker 6: I need product, product, product, product.

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Speaker 3: I can't be the best version of myself if I

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Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, just take no, just take a little bit

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Speaker 6: of God. Oh, it's a lot, it's a wet past and.

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna rub it, rub it into my skin

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Speaker 6: You both look like you've just been birthed. I look

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Speaker 1: Here, listen to my best version of myself.

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Speaker 3: Voice, Hi, how are you really very high?

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Speaker 1: Is?

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Speaker 3: It feels so faked?

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Speaker 1: But I sound happy?

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Speaker 6: That sounds condescending and happy at the same time.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you guys, don't like the best version of myself?

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Speaker 3: Oh christ I sweated through the butt of my pants.

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Speaker 6: Oh dude, that stand up. Don't sit on this nice

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Speaker 1: Don't tie your suit jacket like you sat in a pond. Dude.

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Speaker 3: I don't want people to see my wet butt.

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Speaker 1: No one wants to see her wet butt.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, what am I supposed to do?

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Speaker 5: Then?

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Speaker 3: Am I supposed to just walk in there with wet butt?

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Speaker 3: Or just never turn around?

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Speaker 6: Find just how you butt in the lobby man yelling

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Speaker 6: what but I'm whispering. I'm whispering. Why are you sweating

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Speaker 6: so much? Fucking hot?

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Speaker 1: I need a water? No?

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Speaker 6: No, never take water at a general meeting. Why what?

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Speaker 6: It's a power move. It shows that we don't need

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Speaker 3: What about this chicken?

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Speaker 6: No, do not take the chicken.

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Speaker 1: It looks like a display bowl of chicken.

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Speaker 5: Hi, hi, hi, hi guys. Oh yeah, hi, Yes, I'm

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Speaker 5: shaye hid.

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Speaker 3: Oh, hey, shaya.

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Speaker 4: We were shared it might be hey maybe when I

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Speaker 4: was in college. Sorry, I have to greet you myself.

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Speaker 4: I don't have an assistant. My last one me tooed me.

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Speaker 4: Oh you know how that goes. I'm not a sex pass.

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Speaker 4: Just insanely violence. Okay, can I get you something? You

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Speaker 4: want some water or coffee? Chicken?

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Speaker 3: Check?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 2: No, I guess so hot outside.

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Speaker 4: You don't want chicken?

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Speaker 6: I think we're fine. I think we're fine.

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Speaker 2: Probably best if we don't I mean.

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Speaker 4: Want a hot broth? No, well, you guys are the

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Speaker 4: first ones to ever turn down the chickens. Strike one.

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Speaker 4: Oh that I put in your loader. Three idiots, come

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Speaker 4: on in, let's do this. Let's go all right, come

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Speaker 1: What a beautiful place. I just want to say, the

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Speaker 4: That's actually a faux Andy Warhol chicken. Oh it's not

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Speaker 4: from Andy obviously.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the six panels dead, he is dad died.

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Speaker 6: And then I saw the Andy Coffman chicken as we

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Speaker 4: That's a specialty puppet. I love, Yes, I love Kaufman.

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Speaker 4: Hate Jim Carrey. Oh okay, love Andy.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever worked with Jim?

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Speaker 4: Not at all? No? No carry okay and no carry mulligan.

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Speaker 4: Those are the two carries I don't funk with.

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Speaker 2: We don't like them either.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, thank you.

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Speaker 4: Well, all right, I removed my strike and turn it

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Speaker 4: into a hit to first base?

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Speaker 6: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Did it go past first?

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Speaker 4: The first time you have been stopped at first?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Good, and you're not you're not round in the bases yet,

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Speaker 4: but you are on a.

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Speaker 1: Base, all right. I can't wait to get to second base.

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Speaker 4: Well let's see. Maybe maybe maybe i'll slap your tickling

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Speaker 4: you put you on second? All right? Well guess what, chicken,

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Speaker 4: But why don't you tell me a little bit about y'all?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Well we are three writers we're writing team

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Speaker 6: that also has excellent stuff that we've been doing on.

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Speaker 3: Really good stuff. I just recently tested on a network

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Speaker 4: You didn't introduce yourself?

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Speaker 3: Hun, Oh, I'm a Brendan.

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Speaker 1: I'm the cute one.

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Speaker 4: No, my two eyes tell me different. That's this little.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Greg's the cute one.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yes, Greg, Well i'm very shy one.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's sweet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm Runnon. I recently tested on a network pilot.

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Speaker 3: So some folks that ABC are big fans of Fine, great,

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Speaker 3: how about you?

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Speaker 1: My name is Mark, and yeah, I think I'm just

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Speaker 1: excited to be here. I love movies, and thanks again

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Speaker 4: Oh, no worries, No worries. I don't mind hearing the

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Speaker 6: Golden very Oh and I'm Greg. I'm the leader of

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Speaker 6: here and tell you what we've been working on.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well tell me well for even before we get

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Speaker 4: into what you're bringing, I gotta get a ye for

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Speaker 4: what you're watching.

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Speaker 3: I'm just watching mad Men again. I kind of got

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Speaker 3: this thing about TV ever since Heroes that if I

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Speaker 3: so I just go What's I know is good and completed?

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Speaker 3: And I guess the last good thing that was completed

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Speaker 3: was man Men.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I mean I've been watching a ton of the Tyson stuff.

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Speaker 6: I'm a Tyson Plus member, yes, Tyson Plus, Yes. So

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Speaker 6: I've been watching Legs and Thighs, A great show, all about.

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Speaker 4: Got Vanessa Williams. What were the.

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Speaker 6: Chances I've been watching Chicken around the clock?

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Speaker 4: Thank you?

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Speaker 6: It was also very, very fun. I love the drama.

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Speaker 4: Have you caught any episodes of Chicken at midnight? That's

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Speaker 4: my little pet ratchet. Oh no, no, it's all stand

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Speaker 4: up's doing five minutes each on Chicken. Okay, but lots

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Speaker 4: of cussing, okay, lots of dirty Oh.

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Speaker 1: You like a dirty huh?

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Speaker 3: Really working Greg's legs and thighs with your hands there.

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Speaker 4: I just loved to be from the Midwest. We are touchy.

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Speaker 3: You're in touchy people.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I spent ten years in Chicago. I don't remember anybody

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Speaker 6: But you spend ten years in Chicago? Was that before

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Speaker 6: your wife?

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Speaker 2: Three in County?

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Speaker 6: Oh? This is a classic Mark. He's Enigmaigma wrapped in

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Speaker 6: a puzzle.

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Speaker 4: All right, Well that's good.

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Speaker 2: I've been watching stuff.

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Speaker 4: Oh tell me everything.

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Speaker 2: No, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 6: You're going to go on.

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Speaker 3: He's going to bog you down with what the art of.

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Speaker 4: Know you've seen the Chicken chronicles.

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Speaker 1: Do you know that's a funny thing that's sort of

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that was one. Now that was just off a

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Speaker 4: general meeting, just like this.

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Speaker 3: Oh holy okay, so you can think, I mean.

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Speaker 4: You really can. Why are you touching my knee? I

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Speaker 4: just want to I said, I touch you. Phey, if

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Speaker 4: you're not from the Midwest, get your filthy pods off list.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, man, I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 4: Well I should give you guys our spiel. You know

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Speaker 4: the great thing about us, we don't have a mandate.

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Speaker 4: Our mandate is no mandate.

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Speaker 6: Cool that I saw that over the door. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 6: a heat creative, creative, free, creative freedom, can do anything

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Speaker 4: That's the freedom with just a few little rules.

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Speaker 6: This fellow hair has no woman beats. You need a

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Speaker 6: sandbox to play Brendan.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to play Matchmaker, but maybe there's a.

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Speaker 3: Sparkle here a little chemistry.

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Speaker 4: You remind me too much of my second husband.

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Speaker 3: Oh he was a ginger.

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Speaker 1: Oh not gingers.

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Speaker 4: Huh, No mandate, But we do have a set of

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Speaker 4: ironclad rules hand. Oh, here they come rus sandbox.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 4: Well, this is what we need in any script we produce,

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Speaker 4: and you can put it in any old way you want. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 4: you can. This is where I love to meet with

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Speaker 4: the creatives. All right, we do need somebody eating chicken,

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Speaker 4: even if they didn't have to refer to it at all.

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Speaker 4: It just happens to be on a plate. They take

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Speaker 4: a bite, it's a wing, it's drilled. They're grilling. Maybe great,

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Speaker 4: how about that? How about even just touch chicken?

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Speaker 2: And every scene of every scene.

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Speaker 4: I think, every scene. Yeah, that's kind of our deal.

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Speaker 1: Sure, and I don't mean to push back at all.

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Speaker 1: Let's say we're doing a movie like the Fuck, like

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Speaker 1: Reservoir Dogs. Yeah, every single scene someone has to be

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Speaker 4: Well, they're at the diner, they're eating chicken. That's great,

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Speaker 4: They're heading into what about the jewelry store, they're chewing chicken.

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Speaker 4: They throw it. Yes, this is what you should be doing.

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Speaker 4: But I'll tell you how in reservoir dogs. Every scene

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Speaker 4: he's cutting off his ear while he's got a bone

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Speaker 4: of chicken hanging out of his mouth, it actually entices

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Speaker 4: the dramas.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I didn't I didn't mean to. I didn't mean

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Speaker 1: I just sometimes it's hard for me to to picture how.

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Speaker 6: That would work. And I think we could definitely.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we could too.

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Speaker 1: I just want to state for the record, absolutely we

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Speaker 4: That's it. That's how hard. There's a few other little ones.

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Speaker 2: That's it.

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Speaker 4: That's it.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I just want to say, just because Mark's face

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Speaker 1: His lip is quivering, I'm cold.

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Speaker 4: Well, there you have it, cold chicken. They could be

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Speaker 4: in a meat locker. Do you stand? You do the work.

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Speaker 3: Just put the chicken in there.

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Speaker 4: Ye, put the chicken.

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Speaker 3: That's easy enough, that's an easy face.

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Speaker 1: We're in the Yeah, it's a great rule.

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Speaker 6: Great chicken.

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Speaker 4: Can't name the chicken, you can't personify the chicken. And

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Speaker 4: an attitude, and the chicken can't have family, you can't

454
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Speaker 4: have friends. I'm talking solo chicken. Put it in different places,

455
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:56,680
Speaker 4: whatever you want, but it's a chicken. Now. The chicken's

456
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Speaker 4: goal is it has to be eaten.

457
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Speaker 6: Mmm.

458
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Speaker 4: So there's an obstacle, right. The obstacle is what about

459
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,919
Speaker 4: the people that don't eat chicken? That's where your drama

460
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:07,399
Speaker 4: can come in.

461
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:09,760
Speaker 2: Sense.

462
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,600
Speaker 4: One scene has to be about how the election was stolen.

463
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Speaker 4: The whole thing has to be live action, and you

464
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:19,280
Speaker 4: could direct it if you will get directed. Wow, you

465
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Speaker 4: can direct, you directed, You can direct it, write it,

466
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Speaker 4: and your names have to be on it in the credits. Okay, yeah,

467
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,439
Speaker 4: sounds easy, right.

468
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Speaker 1: Why wouldn't Okay, I think this sounds great. I want

469
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Speaker 1: to preface by saying this sounds super cool. Yeah, what

470
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,639
Speaker 1: was like three back there was one that kind of.

471
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Speaker 4: One scene has to be about how the election was stolen.

472
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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, coming out may maybe work with that.

473
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Speaker 2: Okay, that's and can we take the.

474
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Speaker 4: Chicken could be part of a militia? Why am I

475
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Speaker 4: doing your job?

476
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,760
Speaker 2: You don't have Sometimes.

477
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Speaker 4: It has the chicken is at a meeting and they

478
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Speaker 4: have dartboard with a picture of a lazyge out and

479
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:07,399
Speaker 4: the chicken is at the meeting.

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Speaker 2: We can't.

481
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Speaker 1: We can't personify the chicken though. The chicken is just

482
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Speaker 1: sort of there as a chicken would be correct. So

483
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Speaker 1: like the militia members, militia.

484
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Speaker 4: Is on the farm. You've got your low key one

485
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,000
Speaker 4: of you should be writing this down if you want.

486
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Speaker 1: To write down down by a co creator on this

487
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:25,160
Speaker 1: we are recording.

488
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Speaker 2: And so you said that we can direct it.

489
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Speaker 4: You can direct it, and you have to put your

490
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Speaker 4: names on it.

491
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Speaker 1: Why wouldn't we want to put our names on it.

492
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Speaker 1: Of course we'd put our names on it.

493
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,000
Speaker 4: Well, you should see the script.

494
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Speaker 6: Oh, there's a script.

495
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:36,800
Speaker 2: There is a script.

496
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're just my musings. But yeah, here you go.

497
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Speaker 4: Take our names on the script.

498
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Speaker 2: It's a full script.

499
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Speaker 4: Put your full names in. Oh, I found out all

500
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,119
Speaker 4: your your middle names to throw that. Yeah, and my

501
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,600
Speaker 4: social Yeah, I got yourself.

502
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,639
Speaker 3: Well let's crack this bad boy open and see what

503
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Speaker 3: we wrote.

504
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Speaker 6: Okay, page says the patriots who toward the Capitol on

505
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Speaker 6: January sixth or goddamn heroes.

506
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 1: Wow, this is that's the first line.

507
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Speaker 6: Who actually wrote this?

508
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:06,240
Speaker 4: Well, it was our CEO Campbell bucking him. This is

509
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:06,960
Speaker 4: his first scrap.

510
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 3: Okay, so why does he want our names on it?

511
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:13,200
Speaker 4: Well, we need someone to take the We need someone

512
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:16,359
Speaker 4: to take the heat. Okay, in case it goes sideways

513
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,640
Speaker 4: in the liberal media.

514
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, gotcha?

515
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,879
Speaker 4: All right? Is that too blunt for you know?

516
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Speaker 1: That makes it? Is this like a rough draft? We

517
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Speaker 1: can kind of make some changes to it. No, this

518
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Speaker 1: is it?

519
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,880
Speaker 4: This is it with Maybe you can move some locations.

520
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,080
Speaker 2: Maybe like the Capitol.

521
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,199
Speaker 4: No that has to stay to say. Maybe you know

522
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,080
Speaker 4: you mentioned reservoir dogs. Maybe they're all at a diner

523
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Speaker 4: near the capitol.

524
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Speaker 6: You know what, this is great? Maybe we'll just circle back.

525
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, give us a people, take a sect to think

526
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Speaker 2: about it.

527
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,639
Speaker 4: Hey, take sixty seconds. I gotta go make some chicken.

528
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Speaker 2: What's that?

529
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,240
Speaker 4: I got my chicken salad. I'm gonna put it on bread.

530
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Speaker 4: Do you need me to dry up, mad buddy?

531
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Speaker 2: Oh no?

532
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 3: Please? All right?

533
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Speaker 4: Good?

534
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 1: So, yeah, I guess we'll just come back or call you.

535
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 4: I sit here for sixty seconds. My refrigerators right over here.

536
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 2: Oh you meant that seriously? Sixty second?

537
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, sit think, pander. I'll talk while you're thinking. Guys,

538
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,639
Speaker 4: this is an exploding offer. Okay, you have one minute,

539
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 4: not starting yet but soon one minute to decide or

540
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 4: it's off the table. I'm starting my clock now I'm

541
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,160
Speaker 4: heading over to my fridge.

542
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,680
Speaker 3: Okay, there she goes. I think, what's an exploding offer?

543
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 4: Is that real?

544
00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,359
Speaker 1: Sixteen seconds? So we have to we have to pass right?

545
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 4: Actually, can't pass? No pass?

546
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 7: Oh?

547
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 2: Is this part of the sixty?

548
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,360
Speaker 4: Now I'm halting it. But guess what you just hit

549
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 4: a foul ball? Okay, so that means foul ball for

550
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 4: you for starting to clack.

551
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 3: Now, oh my god, fuck it, it's a.

552
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:44,119
Speaker 1: Co picture exploding off. We're taking so many questions, our

553
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:44,679
Speaker 1: names are on it.

554
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 4: Can't do this.

555
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 6: We have to tell you can't take it.

556
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,160
Speaker 1: It's about the election.

557
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,400
Speaker 6: Being Let's let's just see if we can punt and

558
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,280
Speaker 6: not take it, but not not take it.

559
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Speaker 3: It's exploding offer, Greg, It's gonna fucking burst in front

560
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 3: of us.

561
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,400
Speaker 4: Okay, what's the word get into business? Gather?

562
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 1: We're gonna soft. It's a soft top pass. The're such

563
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: big fans. It's a yes, big soft yes in our minds,

564
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 1: but in our hearts.

565
00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 4: Let me ask you a question. Did you take the

566
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 4: chicken in the lobby? Because if you took you didn't. No,

567
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 4: goddamn If you had taken the chicken in the lobby,

568
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 4: then you took the deal.

569
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 1: That's legally bindings.

570
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 6: I told you we took no lobby chicken or Franklin Brendan,

571
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 6: I took the chicken.

572
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 1: What.

573
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 8: You can't put me in front of a ball of

574
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 8: dino nuggets and not expect me to try it.

575
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 3: Okay, I've had regular chicken nuggets.

576
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 2: I wanted to see what these one stays.

577
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 3: It like.

578
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 6: What it was? It was just chicken in the shape

579
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 6: of a dinosaur. It's not dinosaur meat.

580
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 1: I'm still confused how that's legally binding. The fact that

581
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 1: he had a chicken that was offered on the table.

582
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 3: False fucking advertising, a fucking idiot.

583
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 8: Oh how about that we say no, and if you

584
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 8: don't let us out of this goddamn deal, I take

585
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 8: it to the world that your dino nuggets are actually chicken.

586
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 6: Me.

587
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,919
Speaker 4: You can tell him, Brendan, But who are they gonna believe?

588
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 4: A fucking nobody? Who are Tyson Chicken Studios.

589
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 3: She's terrible. Looks like we're bent over a barrel here, boys.

590
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 4: Look at the bride said, you don't actually have to

591
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,120
Speaker 4: do anything we'll take it from here.

592
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:33,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that's a plus.

593
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, thank you, thank you, thank you for coming in.

594
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 3: Great to do business with you.

595
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 6: Thank you.

596
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 4: You know, in the initial meet and greet, I forgot

597
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,679
Speaker 4: to ask. There is one other project. I'm gonna call

598
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 4: it my pet project. I'm super interested in it, Okay,

599
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,119
Speaker 4: funding it with my own money, which is a lot.

600
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 4: Do y'all have one of them flip flop pictures? A

601
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 4: flip flap nerd becomes cool like Disney's Opposite Day. You

602
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 4: got one of those?

603
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 6: You heard him out? Well we did, We don't. We

604
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 6: don't needmore, all right, Well we had one on the line,

605
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 6: but would.

606
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 2: That one have to have chicken and everything?

607
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 4: All right, thanks for coming in and thanks for taking

608
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 4: on the projects make America great again. Yeah, let me know,

609
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 4: DM me Greg I will Yeah, that's okay.

610
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 3: Excuse me, goodbye, ma'am.

611
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 7: Miss you want us to close the door?

612
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 4: Leave it open. I'd like to watch Greg walk away.

613
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 3: You guys hear how she said? Miss at the end,

614
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 3: I think she was hitting on me.

615
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 1: Let's get the fuck out of here.

616
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,479
Speaker 3: Oh boy, so we're doing the picture?

617
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 6: I guess so, don't We're not?

618
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 3: She said?

619
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Speaker 6: We had we should just at least think about it.

620
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,159
Speaker 1: So that was it our first general meeting.

621
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Speaker 3: And the good news is that we're attached to him

622
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 3: Major Motion Picture.

623
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: Are we attached? I need to figure out the legality

624
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 1: of whether or not eating a chicken nugget makes you

625
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: attached to something. That's a question for the bingo man,

626
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 1: our lawyer. But if we are attached, then the bad

627
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 1: news is we might have to change our names to

628
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 1: ever work in Hollywood again.

629
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 3: And also Greg is still missing.

630
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, which I don't know if that's good or bad

631
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 1: for him. Of course, if we change our names, you

632
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 1: already have a leg up with Boebe Starland's.

633
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 3: Boebe Starland's name is clean. And we just got to

634
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 3: find something cool for you.

635
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: Mac fob man, mac fib Fob, Macfob, I'll be mac fob.

636
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: That's kind of fun, yeah, mac fob, Yeah, kind of

637
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 1: rolls off the tongue a mac fob. I'll be a British,

638
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: British tough guy. British tough guy.

639
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 2: Mac fob.

640
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 1: Okay, Greg Greg can well, we'll let him change his

641
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: name if he turns up alive.

642
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 3: Greg might be a corpse.

643
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 1: Which means he may be the lucky one, well until

644
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 1: next time. It's lights, camera action but for writing.