Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show.
Speaker 2: Here's your host, Bobby the Bone.
Speaker 1: Hope all us had a great weekend. Let's check in
Speaker 1: on weekends. Let's go to Amy first. What you do?
Speaker 3: Hmmm?
Speaker 4: My kids came home. They were on fall break, so
Speaker 4: they went to the beach with their dad.
Speaker 1: Had a lot of stuff that couldn't get done last
Speaker 1: week because a fall break.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Well, like adults too, because like normal.
Speaker 6: Take then the adults can get all that.
Speaker 1: We can't get this contract done for something because of
Speaker 1: fall break, and I'm like for a contract anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was the thing. I knew it
Speaker 1: for kids it was, but I didn't know like adults.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I guess if you can work remotely,
Speaker 4: which yeah I don't know. I guess, or you take off,
Speaker 4: but like I can't. In our divorce every fall break,
Speaker 4: he has them, because I would.
Speaker 5: I don't negotiated that dealt you get spring break.
Speaker 7: Well, so here's the thing with our job. I don't.
Speaker 7: I don't have fall break or spring break.
Speaker 5: Oh we will when Bobby has kids. We will.
Speaker 7: He has them though, they'll sit it here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, here's your fall break.
Speaker 1: During the break, you can go run around the room.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I just yeah, I had them and we
Speaker 4: had like game night, movie night, pizza night.
Speaker 1: We only have certain weeks we can take off though
Speaker 1: it has nothing to do with me, right, I know, Eddie,
Speaker 1: I made a bad Joe and I would just like
Speaker 1: to come and say, we can only take off a
Speaker 1: week at a time.
Speaker 5: Oh, we'll figure it out in summer, right.
Speaker 1: Or in like starting December third or fourth up until January.
Speaker 7: And Ben was I mean he fridays that he.
Speaker 1: Gets off because we don't work on some Fridays, and
Speaker 1: he's all like, breat.
Speaker 6: But like we take like we take our second vacation.
Speaker 6: We take it when school starts every year. And I'm like,
Speaker 6: that's fine for me. I get to do something. I
Speaker 6: get to sit around do nothing. But like my kids
Speaker 6: are back in school, I think Amy's are too and
Speaker 6: boxes there.
Speaker 1: I'm actually doing a that's a benefit to you.
Speaker 5: Oh by giving me the time to go play golf
Speaker 5: by myself, exactly, My.
Speaker 6: Staycation is for you. I mean, actually do I really
Speaker 6: do enjoy it. But my wife's always just.
Speaker 5: Like you're taking your second vacation when the kids are
Speaker 5: back in school.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be a hater, but I hate
Speaker 1: you for saying that.
Speaker 4: All right, what else that I mean, that's mostly what
Speaker 4: I did. Yeah, I hiked as beautiful weather.
Speaker 1: It was good weather. My wife yesterday was like, don't
Speaker 1: you want to go outside?
Speaker 5: The weather's great.
Speaker 1: I was like, I, well, the weather being weather being
Speaker 1: great does not make me want to go outside.
Speaker 7: Oh that's weird.
Speaker 1: I want to go outside. And then if the weather's great,
Speaker 1: it's a bonus. But if the weather's real bad, then
Speaker 1: I don't. But I never just a'm like, it's so nice,
Speaker 1: I need to go outside, probably because my allergies are
Speaker 1: so bad. Just in general, I never think, hmmm, a
Speaker 1: lot of allergies out there, let me attack it. So
Speaker 1: that usually and then I gotta go through a process.
Speaker 1: I gotta go no spray, no spray, A couple of pills.
Speaker 1: Let's pills set in before I do my notes, but
Speaker 1: I gotta do the mejid. Yeah, if I lose my
Speaker 1: voice because allergens are so bad, it sucks. Here.
Speaker 7: This is what you have.
Speaker 4: I mean, I know that they're bad, but this sounds
Speaker 4: like it's a whole thing. So you don't want to
Speaker 4: go outside.
Speaker 5: And there's football on TV.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like to Caitlin, you're having to be
Speaker 4: like if I lose my voice.
Speaker 1: Because I would have. We thought we talked about taking
Speaker 1: the dogs for a walk, and then I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it because that's.
Speaker 5: A nice day.
Speaker 7: You don't have sunshine guilt, m m min or like
Speaker 7: good weather guilt.
Speaker 1: You mean like not taking advantage of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like if you're inside and you know it's amazing out,
Speaker 4: you feel a little guilty like I should be out there.
Speaker 1: No, I feel guilty if I buy something frivolous and
Speaker 1: don't donate that exact amount of money to something non frivolous.
Speaker 8: Really, yeah, I don't have that going on.
Speaker 5: I don't have that one either.
Speaker 1: That's what I do now for the most part. If
Speaker 1: I buy like an expensive box of cards or something,
Speaker 1: I will just that's my guilt. Not to celebrate me.
Speaker 7: You have a lot of cards.
Speaker 1: But that's where that's that's where it sets in on me.
Speaker 1: If I'm like buying stupid stuff, it doesn't It could
Speaker 1: be shoes. But if I don't. At this stage of
Speaker 1: my life, I feel like it's very, very, very very selfish,
Speaker 1: although I have worked very hard for it. But that's
Speaker 1: my guilt, so I know it. Sunshine guilt, donation guilt,
Speaker 1: not even donation or like that term buying stupid stuff.
Speaker 1: That's not a good term either. Anyway, you get what
Speaker 1: you're saying.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I have nap guilt.
Speaker 1: What's that tell me?
Speaker 8: More?
Speaker 2: It's like, if the kids go nap and then I
Speaker 2: don't nap, I might think I should napped.
Speaker 8: Have nap guilt? Is that guilt or regret both?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think maybe it's regret more.
Speaker 2: Than it's like I'll watch them on TV. That's not
Speaker 2: even worth watching. I'm like, man, nap gilt, should.
Speaker 8: Take a nap?
Speaker 5: I have couch guilt.
Speaker 1: I think you guys have regret. I think you're mixing
Speaker 1: up regret and guilt. I think he regrets not taking
Speaker 1: a nap when the kids did, but there's nothing that
Speaker 1: he's like, I feel guilty about it because of a
Speaker 1: certain reason, like it may not happen again. Amy's like,
Speaker 1: may not be signing to or I've billed I didn't
Speaker 1: take advantage.
Speaker 8: Well I won't be.
Speaker 2: It's regret guilt because it may not happen again. I
Speaker 2: mean the next day, I may not get a nap, okay, Eddie.
Speaker 1: We's couch guilt.
Speaker 6: No, just being on the couch all day and even
Speaker 6: like my kids are like, dad, let's play this game,
Speaker 6: and I'm all right, bring it to.
Speaker 5: The couch, and like they'll bring the game.
Speaker 1: Where's the guilt come in?
Speaker 5: Like I should get up and to other things?
Speaker 1: You feel guilty?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I shouldn't be.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now I can accept couch guilt because you could
Speaker 1: have missed out on things. Right, he has regret? Yours
Speaker 1: is also stupid. Mine's stupid to Amy's is the only
Speaker 1: valid one.
Speaker 6: The sunshine guilt, Yeah, no, because it's sunny almost like
Speaker 6: every day.
Speaker 7: No it's good.
Speaker 1: No, no, not here because it's hot for something.
Speaker 7: And seventy five guilt.
Speaker 1: We'll call that Nichols gilt.
Speaker 6: Right, okay, around the room, Eddie. Your weekend it was good.
Speaker 6: It started off great. We went to Memphis, took my mom.
Speaker 6: My mom was is in town. She's in town for
Speaker 6: three weeks, which is pretty awesome.
Speaker 8: Went to Memphis.
Speaker 6: No, I'm telling you, Memphis gets a bad like a
Speaker 6: lot of Memphis.
Speaker 1: But but the last two times I've stayed the night
Speaker 1: of Memphis, that wasn't me doing an event like a
Speaker 1: Saint Jude event. My car's been broken into really both
Speaker 1: times and both in an Olive gardens. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if it's a Memphis and it's probably that part. I
Speaker 1: think it's both Memphis and no two different ones. What
Speaker 1: two different ones? Anyway, Memphis is tough if you're not
Speaker 1: in a good spot.
Speaker 6: Well, like Memphis is beautiful, like they've kept it old,
Speaker 6: you know, which is awesome to me. Like I love
Speaker 6: when stuff is like old the way it used to be.
Speaker 6: They're not tearing buildings down, they're keeping them the way
Speaker 6: they are. Like we went to the Mississippi River. It
Speaker 6: looks like Mark.
Speaker 5: Twain's about to go buy it any second?
Speaker 1: Is it because they haven't updated it, upgraded it.
Speaker 5: It's all the same.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 1: There are parts of Memphis I really like and can
Speaker 1: really appreciate history, culture, the music part. But yeah, it's
Speaker 1: some parts of Memphis is it's tough.
Speaker 2: Wallet Hub just did a study in named Memphis the
Speaker 2: most dangerous city to live in in America.
Speaker 1: I didn't get robbed specific parts Olive Garden.
Speaker 5: No, I did not go to all.
Speaker 2: Did you go to that park down there that they
Speaker 2: read on the MISSISSIPI like Roberts Park Park.
Speaker 5: No, didn't go to rob.
Speaker 8: They redid a park right there on the riverfront. That
Speaker 8: was real nice. But besides that, there ain't nothing there.
Speaker 5: No, like that big pyramid. That's the best pro shop.
Speaker 5: That's cool.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we as the bus. Don't get off the trolley
Speaker 8: right there.
Speaker 1: We used to go to wrestling there as a kid.
Speaker 5: They had wrestling in the well.
Speaker 1: It used to be like an arena eventcent Arena wrestling.
Speaker 1: It's South wrestling there and now it's just a Beast
Speaker 1: Pro shop. Now bast Pro bought it.
Speaker 5: That's cool.
Speaker 1: Memphis Pyramid was a big deal.
Speaker 5: Pyramid. I went to see the Grizzly the basketball team
Speaker 5: play the Grizzlies. That was awesome.
Speaker 1: Why did you go to Memphis? Like what was the
Speaker 1: actual reason?
Speaker 5: Just to get my mom out of the house and
Speaker 5: go do something.
Speaker 1: And you decided Memphis better than like Chattanooga or like.
Speaker 5: Well she likes basketball, or so you went to go
Speaker 5: to Grizzlies. That was kind of the main thing.
Speaker 6: And then we went to the Zoo after that Hawks.
Speaker 6: I told her too, we can go to Atlanta. Yeah,
Speaker 6: we want good that'd be awesome, and then that was cool.
Speaker 6: But then the Cowboys like got destroyed.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was that was that was so bad though,
Speaker 1: that you can't even affected by it.
Speaker 5: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you because I watched all of DS
Speaker 1: in my money on the game. It was so bad
Speaker 1: and so ugly. You just gotta, as they say, bury
Speaker 1: the football and move on, because if it were a
Speaker 1: close game, you could be sick about it. But it
Speaker 1: was so bad.
Speaker 8: It was over from the jump.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like, you're not even that bad in
Speaker 1: her life that everything went wrong.
Speaker 5: Move on with life, So we're not that bad.
Speaker 1: No, I would rather just move on with life. If
Speaker 1: we get beat seventy to six Arkansas. It's a terrible game.
Speaker 1: I'm like, we're actually not that bad. A couple bad
Speaker 1: things happened early. We tried to prey, move on, Move on.
Speaker 5: That was a hard one.
Speaker 1: It was a hard one from But that's not one
Speaker 1: you should beat yourself up over because it wasn't reality
Speaker 1: unless you better hope it's lot.
Speaker 6: I bet I bet on it and I lost a lot,
Speaker 6: but whatever, Yeah, that's hard to get through.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: How was a grizzly game. How's your mom after my
Speaker 1: mom bad died.
Speaker 6: My mom is good. She she is, she's good. She's
Speaker 6: dealt with stuff pretty well. But it's weird. Every night,
Speaker 6: like around I don't know, six thirty seven o'clock, she
Speaker 6: just gets sad this happened.
Speaker 5: Since all this has happened.
Speaker 1: Probably so used to having a partner right there. That's
Speaker 1: that's a that's a hard part of it.
Speaker 6: And she said, not mornings, not you know, afternoons, it's
Speaker 6: just this time right here, like every day she just
Speaker 6: gets set.
Speaker 1: How long is she's staying with you?
Speaker 5: She's staying for three weeks.
Speaker 1: How's how are the kids?
Speaker 5: They love it? I mean they love it. They love
Speaker 5: having her around.
Speaker 6: It's it's really cool to have her around because she's
Speaker 6: just easy going and so and she she cooked last night.
Speaker 6: Just awesome having mom's cooking in town. It's really cool.
Speaker 1: Do you have a room sheda's in or the kids
Speaker 1: move out? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, she kicks out our sixteen year old and he's
Speaker 6: out of the room. Or does he go he's got
Speaker 6: on the couch.
Speaker 1: That's also probably pretty cool. Does he have a TV
Speaker 1: in his room room?
Speaker 5: Nope, but he has got a TV with the couch.
Speaker 1: I was saying, like there's a game in that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, totally, that's cool.
Speaker 1: And so she's been here a week.
Speaker 5: She's been here for four days now.
Speaker 1: How was the greatest game?
Speaker 5: It was good.
Speaker 6: It was a preseason game, but really good. I mean
Speaker 6: most of the starters played on both teams really so
Speaker 6: it was cool to see that. And is dirt cheap
Speaker 6: because preseason?
Speaker 1: So like that, let's watch your weekend. Uh.
Speaker 2: We decorated for Halloween, put some decorations on the out
Speaker 2: side of the house, getting ready, you know, skeletons and
Speaker 2: witches and.
Speaker 8: All that good stuff.
Speaker 1: Kids like that.
Speaker 8: They don't love it.
Speaker 2: I mean they were like, make sure we do it,
Speaker 2: and then five minutes in they're like running around not
Speaker 2: really paying attention, breaking half the decorations.
Speaker 8: But that's okay, that's what it's all about.
Speaker 5: Who cares? That is hard?
Speaker 6: Like you try to get the family all right, we're
Speaker 6: going to decorate, and then it ends up being you
Speaker 6: like three hours.
Speaker 1: You just want to see it decorated, then actually do
Speaker 1: the work.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you want them to like chip in and help.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where they don't want to because it's work.
Speaker 5: They don't.
Speaker 1: Neither I see that's what you guys did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we did. And we battled, you know,
Speaker 2: Battle of the bugs. I mean, everybody's getting sick, but
Speaker 2: you know it's just havn't.
Speaker 1: It's a game. You guys played Battle of the Bugs all.
Speaker 5: We're all going to get set casually brought it up
Speaker 5: Battle of the bugs.
Speaker 2: No, not me, them, like you.
Speaker 1: Bring in all the illnesses.
Speaker 7: So they passed it to each other, but not to you.
Speaker 1: He battled. He won the battle.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: My one, my one kid, the middle one, he has
Speaker 2: an ear infection. He woke up in the middle of
Speaker 2: like crying, like tears coming out. My ear hurts, my
Speaker 2: ear heards. I'm like, great, you have an ear infection.
Speaker 2: So we went to the doctor. Ear infection.
Speaker 8: That's not contagious.
Speaker 7: True.
Speaker 2: The other one he had like a cough all week
Speaker 2: and then finally on Friday, I took him to the
Speaker 2: doctor and there they gave.
Speaker 8: Him one of them. Yeah, and that's supposed to help.
Speaker 8: And that's it.
Speaker 5: We battled the bug though.
Speaker 8: Those are the Yeah. They said it was like a
Speaker 8: virus that probably just got his you know, he.
Speaker 1: Made it sound like hungry, hungry hippos and now we're
Speaker 1: just kind of bored.
Speaker 8: But the ear, yeah, oh, the ear is not a.
Speaker 1: Bug unless it was brought on by he gets sick
Speaker 1: and then he gets caught in your ear. We hope
Speaker 1: they get better, but mostly we hope you don't bring
Speaker 1: it to us.
Speaker 8: I mean, but look at me, like a chip.
Speaker 7: He just cursed it.
Speaker 1: Like he brings in pink eye, all of it, you
Speaker 1: name it.
Speaker 8: I mean, my wife was coughing and stuff.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 5: Again.
Speaker 1: How'd your weekend?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 9: So I did something that I think you would.
Speaker 5: Are you going to try it?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 9: I did something that you would really enjoy. I went
Speaker 9: and paintballed zombies.
Speaker 1: Oh that's fine. Yeah.
Speaker 9: So there's this like haunted place out in Columbia, Tennessee,
Speaker 9: where they have a Haunted woods and then they have
Speaker 9: a haunted hay ride and it's all set up apocalyptic
Speaker 9: and there's literal live people that are dressed in padded
Speaker 9: stuff and you get a paintball them every time they
Speaker 9: pop out.
Speaker 1: Are you in a truck back of a truck while
Speaker 1: you do it?
Speaker 9: Yeah, on like a hay barrel and you're sitting there
Speaker 9: and you're just shooting, and you can have as many
Speaker 9: canisters as you want.
Speaker 5: That sounds terrible for the zombie, like he just gets
Speaker 5: shut alled it. Okay, kids, they don't.
Speaker 8: Get to shoot. Oh the kids get to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all are you burying the headline?
Speaker 7: Oh what a date?
Speaker 8: Oh no, that one wasn't a date.
Speaker 7: That was a girls and I.
Speaker 8: We were shooting and then we did go in the
Speaker 8: Haunted Wood.
Speaker 7: But no, that one was not a date.
Speaker 5: You stories, you know, you never know.
Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, our Pimp and Joy stuff is up.
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Speaker 1: see that. I'll tell you about my weekend. Let me
Speaker 1: take a breakway do a little mineral or back. So,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'm flying to Arkansas right after this. I'm
Speaker 1: going to accept the Arcans End of the Year award.
Speaker 5: Really yeah at noon. Wait, so this is your year,
Speaker 5: like you've got the whole year.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think it's a forward like you are.
Speaker 1: Now the Arcans end of the Year you get free
Speaker 1: rein for a year. I think they are. I think
Speaker 1: it's recognized backward.
Speaker 5: Oh so you were the arkansan of last year, I.
Speaker 1: Guess, and they've had like they've given it to like
Speaker 1: Sam Walton, Bill Clinton.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty significant, that's all. I'm super happy about it.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go today. After we finish here, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fly over there. I'll be back later this evening.
Speaker 1: So we'll be here tomorrow, going to work out. Still,
Speaker 1: I don't think we'll be back in time. However, we
Speaker 1: are gonna we'll probably get back around three thirty. If
Speaker 1: you want to play pickle ball, yeah, I do want
Speaker 1: to play but he's gonna come over cool.
Speaker 5: And then that'll be our workout.
Speaker 1: Yeah, lunch, function, play pickle ball probably not why sick.
Speaker 5: Bug battling bugs.
Speaker 8: Yeah, battling bugs. I don't want to bring.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll just text you and we get back
Speaker 1: and then because it will be a little too late
Speaker 1: to go work out with klug, but I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: do that today. I got to give speech.
Speaker 7: Do you know, do you have it written in practice?
Speaker 1: No, I don't have it written from the heart. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm it be a little different because it's it's like
Speaker 1: my people, like Arkansas people. It's not really like an
Speaker 1: industry award type thing, which is definitely different, which I
Speaker 1: did one of those last week. I'd talk about that
Speaker 1: in a minute. But I had a suit. I was
Speaker 1: going through suits yesterday. I hate trying on suits that
Speaker 1: I own because I feel like I put it on
Speaker 1: and I just hate myself because I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't wait, I can't fit the suit anymore. Although I
Speaker 1: have lost I'm not back to where I feel really
Speaker 1: good about myself yet, but I'm not. Also, I'm not
Speaker 1: hating myself. I say that as a joke. And I
Speaker 1: can't fit a suit, but I think I should taking
Speaker 1: that medicine. I've lost twice. I've lost twenty four pounds
Speaker 1: in but like five months.
Speaker 5: God, it's a lot of weight.
Speaker 1: I've been working hard, like like not even working hard
Speaker 1: because like the exercise only so much. But like discipline diet.
Speaker 5: That's tough. That's the hard part, very and.
Speaker 1: I only at certain times. And because to me, if
Speaker 1: I don't discipline my diet, I don't. I'll do little
Speaker 1: snacks all night and then I'm not, how am I?
Speaker 1: How have I not lost any weight? And it's like
Speaker 1: a cereal whole thing's a cracker whole thing of crackers. No,
Speaker 1: I have two, like two bowls of cereal a week,
Speaker 1: but it's also a healthy ish cereal. I need to
Speaker 1: make small alterations because if I do any sort of
Speaker 1: massive just stops, I'll fall off the wagon. But I
Speaker 1: like put on suits and I'm like, oh, this doesn't
Speaker 1: fit my wis It's like it's from like nine years ago,
Speaker 1: like and I like, that's a good point. But I
Speaker 1: found one yesterday that I liked that fit and it
Speaker 1: was just a little too She was like, why don't
Speaker 1: you find like a tanner brown suit? So I went
Speaker 1: and found on one. I was like, what about this?
Speaker 1: And it was a little too light, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't it's almost burnt orange. I can't wear it.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: She was like, why does that matter? I'm like, burnt orange.
Speaker 5: You can't wear that in Arkansam.
Speaker 1: I can't wear it. No, she was like, it's not
Speaker 1: She goes it's kind of orangey, it's kind of brownish
Speaker 1: like a. I was like, it's so close to burnt orange.
Speaker 1: I can never walk into my home state even someone thinking,
Speaker 1: is that possibly not even burnt a warm orange? So
Speaker 1: I can't. For those that don't know, that's Texas and
Speaker 1: I love you people from Austin and I individually I
Speaker 1: love Texas fans, but as a group, I hate the
Speaker 1: long Horns. And mostly it's jealousy because they have more
Speaker 1: money than us, are bigger than us, and they beat
Speaker 1: us most of the time. That's why anybody hates any team.
Speaker 1: It's a respect thing, right, Like we hate Tennessee at Arkansas.
Speaker 1: It's because their overall record, even though we beat them
Speaker 1: four times in a row, their overall records better than us.
Speaker 1: And proximity is a big deal too, right. You don't
Speaker 1: only hate teams that are nine states away.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like I try to explain that to people that they're like, well,
Speaker 1: you hate them. I'm like, well, you only hate teams
Speaker 1: you respect because you hate getting beat by them more
Speaker 1: than anything, because they've either beat you a lot or
Speaker 1: they're it's like losing to your cousin or brother. You
Speaker 1: have to hear it all the time, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? So anybody, I hate the long Horns and
Speaker 1: I don't want to wear a burnt orange suit to
Speaker 1: the same today.
Speaker 7: Would you find.
Speaker 1: It's kind of dark green? I'm told blackish. I thought
Speaker 1: it was black, and my wife's like, no, it's kind
Speaker 1: of a dark grangch bag. She goes, it's good though.
Speaker 1: I like it, So I'm wearing that. So I have
Speaker 1: that in the car in a garment bag a ka
Speaker 1: a trash bag that I put a hanger through the top.
Speaker 1: It's awesome to do it and keep it real, man,
Speaker 1: That's why, of course I didn't wan anything to get
Speaker 1: on it. That's how we did it. We didn't even
Speaker 1: do garment bags. But then once I started to have
Speaker 1: to do garment bags in my career. Early, I was like,
Speaker 1: what a garment bag? So I just stick in the
Speaker 1: trash bag and rip the hanger to the top of it.
Speaker 1: So that's what's hanging up in the back of my car.
Speaker 1: Gonna go do that.
Speaker 7: It's not a scented trash bag.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it smells like gooding.
Speaker 1: Why would I not want that?
Speaker 7: Very powerful?
Speaker 1: I would smell great. It's one of those trash bags
Speaker 1: that smell good.
Speaker 7: Like the trash bags that smell good to me.
Speaker 5: It's also smell.
Speaker 1: Good because it's like that would be awesome. I went
Speaker 1: this weekend. I hosted the Marconi's which is a big
Speaker 1: radio award for It's like a national broadcast National Associat
Speaker 1: and a Badcast award, and last year Rich Eisen hosted it,
Speaker 1: and so they asked me to host it this year
Speaker 1: and I was like sure. So I went to New York.
Speaker 1: There's some good, there's some bad, and there's some I'm
Speaker 1: confused by you ready for them? Yeah? The good, I thought. Overall,
Speaker 1: I give my performance a B plus because I wrote
Speaker 1: some jokes, Mike wrote some jokes. We kind of went
Speaker 1: over them, you know, modified them for the event. I
Speaker 1: feel like, for the most part, jokes went pretty good.
Speaker 1: Not once I got there, though. I realized it wasn't
Speaker 1: the exact environment for a long set of jokes because
Speaker 1: as we were doing the award show, people were eating dinner.
Speaker 1: So I can't really do a long monologue. But what
Speaker 1: I can do is put jokes in different places, quick ones.
Speaker 1: So I thought, overall, I give myself a B plus,
Speaker 1: which is very high for me because I hate me,
Speaker 1: so yeah for me. I met Ricky Smiley, who was
Speaker 1: awesome famous comedian but also does a national radio show,
Speaker 1: and I'd done some jokes and he came back after
Speaker 1: he had won an award of presented an award, and
Speaker 1: he was like, and again he's been He's so famous
Speaker 1: as a stand up and he doesn't even live here.
Speaker 1: His face is painted on the comedy club's outside wall here.
Speaker 1: His face is yeah where it's like Carlos Mendoz Ricky.
Speaker 1: So he came up and he was like, dude, you're
Speaker 1: the goat. And I was like, thank you. And he
Speaker 1: was like, I don't expect him to know anything about really,
Speaker 1: even the radio show. I'm expecting to know anything. He
Speaker 1: was like, you're the goat. And he was like, so
Speaker 1: you're doing stand up now, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been trying it for you know, a few years,
Speaker 1: and he was like, man, just keep doing it, You're
Speaker 1: gonna get real funny. And and me, I'm thinking to myself,
Speaker 1: gonna get And here's like a guy who's super funny,
Speaker 1: super accomplished, and I'm like, gonna get He's like, just
Speaker 1: stay on stage, You're gonna get so funny. When I
Speaker 1: know he meant that as a compliment. Yeah, but all
Speaker 1: I can hear is gonna get Yeah, but it was
Speaker 1: that part was good. I've only ever sent apologies after
Speaker 1: three jokes after three jokes ever. One of them was
Speaker 1: when I did one of my first comedically inspirational shows
Speaker 1: and I was doing, Hey, if I were hosting the cmazs,
Speaker 1: as the jokes that I would make, and I should
Speaker 1: preface this by saying, because I'm gonna walk you through
Speaker 1: a couple of the jokes. I mean, I should preface
Speaker 1: this by saying, I need to change my requirements for
Speaker 1: jokes that I feel like I can make towards people
Speaker 1: out in the crowd right now, they are am I
Speaker 1: making fun of me more than I'm making fun of
Speaker 1: anybody else? If the answer is yes, I feel I'm
Speaker 1: a bit open to go after others that I feel
Speaker 1: comfortable with. I would never go after anybody if I
Speaker 1: didn't go after me much much harder and earlier. So
Speaker 1: I do that at first, and I'm just doing self
Speaker 1: deprecating jokes, jokes about me, you know, gas Station, Ryan Seacrest,
Speaker 1: that's who people know me, that kind of stuff, right,
Speaker 1: and so that gets some good, good laughs. But I
Speaker 1: go hard on me first. Secondly, is it funny for
Speaker 1: the purpose of the joke, not for the purpose of
Speaker 1: it being malicious in anyway meaning and a roast joke
Speaker 1: just for the most part, you're just not being cutting mean.
Speaker 1: It needs to be funnier than it is mean or
Speaker 1: it's not worth it. And so I'm like, Okay. The
Speaker 1: joke before this that I apologized for was I did
Speaker 1: a joke about Dan Smeers, who is a friend of
Speaker 1: mine and I and this is when Dan had the
Speaker 1: real long hair in the beard. And I don't remember
Speaker 1: the joke exactly, so won't be as funny. But I
Speaker 1: was like, voice Dana Shay, voice Van Angel. But it
Speaker 1: still looks like if you went into Dan's basement, he'd
Speaker 1: say you has some skunk weed or something, right, based
Speaker 1: on his look and it was. It got a good laugh.
Speaker 1: But I messaged him after and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: you're my friend. Hope that wasn't offensive to you, and
Speaker 1: he was like, no, it wasn't. It was funny. I
Speaker 1: was like, just want to make sure some of the jokes.
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't even need apologies because people
Speaker 1: like Laney Wilson. I was like, she's from Louisiana, can't
Speaker 1: even spell something, and they laugh and I'm like, it's
Speaker 1: he'll be only Hillilly Crime from Arkansas, right, So a
Speaker 1: lot of so I did the Dan one. The one
Speaker 1: I was worried about at the beginning was I have
Speaker 1: a friend named Valentine in LA And I was like,
Speaker 1: I even told Caitlin. I was like, here's this joke
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, and I know Valentine. I really like Valentine,
Speaker 1: and I hope he doesn't get mad because it's in
Speaker 1: a room of peers. And so I'm up. I do
Speaker 1: a couple of jokes, a couple that I just came
Speaker 1: up with right there, which is always kind of risky.
Speaker 1: And I said, you know, I come to these award shows,
Speaker 1: and when I go to these award shows, usually I'm
Speaker 1: like the least famous person here. But I saw Valentine
Speaker 1: was nominated for war Tonight. Thank tonight. I'm like freaking
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, right, and so let's he there. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why I made the joke. He's just back and I
Speaker 1: know him really well.
Speaker 7: Obviously, just said I just saw him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I mess I'm going to tell you what
Speaker 1: I wrote him, So I said, but this is me
Speaker 1: messaging him. Hey, sorry, I didn't see I tried to
Speaker 1: find you after. You were the only people there that
Speaker 1: I knew, and like soap, it was okay that I
Speaker 1: roasted you with a joke. It was just out of fun.
Speaker 1: And if you didn't think it was funny, I apologize,
Speaker 1: but I still love you. So I'll write him that
Speaker 1: and he doesn't respond till the next morning, but it
Speaker 1: was late. He goes, what, No, I loved it. It
Speaker 1: was the only shoutout I got from the stage last night.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you.
Speaker 5: That's funny.
Speaker 1: Wish I had a chance to say hello, let me
Speaker 1: know next time you're a Burbank blah blah blah. So
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, thank god. So we're backstage and
Speaker 1: because the hurricane, there were a lot of people from
Speaker 1: Florida and like that Northeast, even Milton that could not come.
Speaker 1: So if people won an award, they could not come
Speaker 1: and give their their acceptance speech thank you. So we
Speaker 1: were like twenty five minutes ahead of schedule. It's like
Speaker 1: an hour and forty minute show, but the thing was
Speaker 1: gonna be done in like fifty five minutes perfect. Well,
Speaker 1: they didn't want it to be done that quickly. Few
Speaker 1: that comes out you. So I was talking to the
Speaker 1: person's running the show and she was like, for like
Speaker 1: half an hour ahead of time, you know. And all
Speaker 1: I hear is, well, time for me to go and
Speaker 1: do my thing down, for me to go and do
Speaker 1: some bits come on. And so I'd kind of been
Speaker 1: given clearance to go out and just talk to the crowd.
Speaker 1: And so I think to myself, I should do a
Speaker 1: bit where because they do all the nominees and the
Speaker 1: only person that wins gets to come up. And I
Speaker 1: knew there were college kids there, and I think to myself,
Speaker 1: I should do a bit where anybody who didn't win
Speaker 1: who wants to because they already given me my award.
Speaker 1: They gave me a humanitarian award for like a charity blah,
Speaker 1: blah blah, good guy whatever, And so as like, anybody
Speaker 1: who didn't win, they can come up and take a
Speaker 1: picture on stage holding my award, and they can, and
Speaker 1: I'll say it costs five bucks and we'll give it
Speaker 1: all the college kids at the end of the night.
Speaker 1: And so rise about to go on stage. I get
Speaker 1: a text from somebody else in the crowd.
Speaker 5: They're like, oh, I.
Speaker 1: Didn't win, and I don't know who's winning the awards.
Speaker 1: I can't hear that. I'm in the bat just getting ready,
Speaker 1: and so guy text me, who I know a little bit.
Speaker 1: He's like, we didn't win. It sucks. So I'll walk
Speaker 1: out there and I know him, and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: so here's the deal, some of you guys that didn't win.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you guys come up and take a
Speaker 1: picture with my award.
Speaker 5: It's like a make a wish.
Speaker 1: And so I caught him up and I could tell
Speaker 1: immediately he didn't he didn't like it, So okay, whatever,
Speaker 1: we take the picture, and I'm like, that was not
Speaker 1: I didn't feel like that was met well. And my
Speaker 1: whole purpose was kill time, let people who didn't win
Speaker 1: come up on stage and take a picture I thought'd
Speaker 1: be funny holding any award, and then we would just
Speaker 1: like send the college kids to dinner. I'd gone four
Speaker 1: layers deep in my head, never got there because I
Speaker 1: felt so bad about it. I could just tell that.
Speaker 1: But I thought to myself, what I like it is
Speaker 1: Someone did that to me and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that'd be funny, hilarious.
Speaker 7: Wait, you just lost.
Speaker 1: No, not just but I don't know when the awards
Speaker 1: had happened, but sometime in the night, anybody that didn't win,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, hey, if you guys want to
Speaker 1: come up, even though you didn't win, come up on stage,
Speaker 1: take a picture with an award.
Speaker 7: I know, I'm just thinking of you like you've Oh.
Speaker 1: I would still think it was funny, okay. I would
Speaker 1: also want to get on stage. Like Valentine he got
Speaker 1: nominated and didn't get a shout out. I'd also want
Speaker 1: to be up on stage.
Speaker 7: Did you do a check in with that person?
Speaker 1: I'll just say it was not. I didn't know him
Speaker 1: well enough to do that bit with him. That that
Speaker 1: was what I shouldn't have done, because he was a
Speaker 1: little more serious than I thought it should have been.
Speaker 7: And so did he give you five bucks.
Speaker 1: No, no, five bucks. Oh, I didn't move on. I
Speaker 1: ended the bit. I was like, and I wouldn't have
Speaker 1: even thought of him. But he texted me right before
Speaker 1: I went on stage to do this bit, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, top of mind, I'll do hit. He's
Speaker 1: like the one person I know. Yeah, it wasn't this.
Speaker 1: That one wasn't great. I should have picked somebody different.
Speaker 1: I should have picked Ricky Smiley or somebody that I
Speaker 1: felt like would have understood. It was supposed to kind
Speaker 1: of be doping and awkward and then we send the
Speaker 1: college kids at dinner or whatever. Other than that, I
Speaker 1: feel like it was pretty a plus.
Speaker 7: But did you know you were going to get an award?
Speaker 1: They told you, yes, yes, it kind of was supposed
Speaker 1: to be. Well, I'm back there doing rehearsal.
Speaker 7: And I see it, Oh, how's your name on it?
Speaker 1: But I already knew. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Did you act like you didn't know?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 8: No, you didn't ask surprise me? Why?
Speaker 1: No? No? And I already knew I was getting like
Speaker 1: a humanitarian thing, but I didn't know it was gonna
Speaker 1: be presented at that I just didn't put the pieces together.
Speaker 1: So I would say overall it was a success, but
Speaker 1: take big swings. Sometimes he hit home runs. Sometimes you
Speaker 1: miss it real big. But yeah, I sent Those are
Speaker 1: the three apologies I sent off to Dan, who was like,
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. To Valentine, who was like, are
Speaker 1: you kidding? I was just happy to get acknowledged from
Speaker 1: the stage. And then I sent one off to the
Speaker 1: other guy. You know, it was what it was, and
Speaker 1: I felt bad about it. I felt bad that he
Speaker 1: didn't like it.
Speaker 7: What do he reply?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, it's it's his own, So I will
Speaker 1: not I will not gonna show what he said. But
Speaker 1: I was like, if I didn't it to anybody else,
Speaker 1: I should know. My mistake was not doing it to
Speaker 1: somebody I.
Speaker 7: Knew he had your number.
Speaker 1: He did, and I wouldn't have thought it's still it
Speaker 1: gives me. No doesn't matter what I thought. It was
Speaker 1: funny say that to me, yes, because I'd have been
Speaker 1: like I'd held it above my head like Stanley.
Speaker 5: Cup, Yeah, I know we're a little different.
Speaker 1: I know we're a little different. At one point to
Speaker 1: the DJ who was super fun super funny. Sorry my
Speaker 1: mouth's try the DJ who was super funny, I.
Speaker 5: Would have thought with Bobby, so.
Speaker 1: I know, I know DJ Scratch who works in New York.
Speaker 1: He would play songs for people that won award and
Speaker 1: he was like, I gotta He was like, I got
Speaker 1: a song for you, and he called me over and
Speaker 1: he starts playing like Sweet Home Alabama. I was like,
Speaker 1: you give me the widest.
Speaker 5: That's funny.
Speaker 1: And so then he's like, get on the turntables. I
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm doing. Get on the turntables. Mix
Speaker 1: it up, did you?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, Like I'll jump in. I'll jump into anything like
Speaker 1: Friday Morning Dance. And I'm like, is damn well. I
Speaker 1: did a terrible, terrible job. Overall, I give myself a
Speaker 1: B plus. It was a good night. I got a
Speaker 1: nice award left in the hotel and the hotel staff no, no,
Speaker 1: I took it home. Butt left in the hotel while
Speaker 1: we were there over the weekend in New York, and
Speaker 1: the hotel staff wrote a note and they were like,
Speaker 1: dear mister Bones, we see your award here. Congratulations on
Speaker 1: the humanitarian award. You seemed to be a great guy.
Speaker 1: Oh there's something like that.
Speaker 5: It's nice.
Speaker 1: And I was like, where's my chocolate, chocolate or something?
Speaker 1: But that was that was my weekend. Ricky Smiley was
Speaker 1: really really cool though, Uh yeah, okay, anything else I
Speaker 1: need to get to because Morgan said I needed to
Speaker 1: be on for thirty minutes.
Speaker 7: You've passed it. We're good.
Speaker 1: We're doing our TikTok live. We're moving to a new
Speaker 1: studio next week and we'll have more capabilities to do
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff. Lunchbox, who watches my TikTok? Because
Speaker 1: I have a secret. It's not a secret. I don't
Speaker 1: publicize it, but I've got a secret TikTok page where
Speaker 1: I just like show sports cards I've got graded, and
Speaker 1: I don't ever promote it, but I do have it.
Speaker 1: I think it's Bobby Bone's sports on TikTok and it's
Speaker 1: me and cards, right, I sent them off to get graded.
Speaker 1: I go over the grades. Who's been watching that?
Speaker 8: Jason Alden, how did you know?
Speaker 2: I talked to someone in al Dean's camp that's close
Speaker 2: to al Dean said they were sitting on the bus
Speaker 2: they saw one of your tiktoks.
Speaker 8: They looked at each other and said.
Speaker 1: Like, TikTok's from my nerd account.
Speaker 8: I don't know. They just said Bobby's TikTok.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now Al Dean and him are buying cards
Speaker 2: and getting them graded and buying packs and boxes and
Speaker 2: it's a slippery slow and so Al Dean is all in,
Speaker 2: that's awesome. Yeah, so you influenced Al Dean and so
Speaker 2: I'm just saying you're an influencer.
Speaker 1: I thank you. Yeah, I have. Like here's I'm opening
Speaker 1: a box a TOPS Chrome. It says, here's a five
Speaker 1: hundred dollars box of Tops Chrome, and then and then
Speaker 1: I open them and then I just show them as
Speaker 1: I opened them. I didn't invent this, but yeah I do.
Speaker 1: That's my biggest one.
Speaker 8: Yeah, give me.
Speaker 1: I'm such I'm a little card influencer.
Speaker 5: You are Al Dean got you got Al Dean on it?
Speaker 1: I'm sure. Well, no, that's just one type of brand.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Al Dean did it at one point like
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like him, and so it was DJ Silver him
Speaker 2: and they were like talking about it, like, man, we
Speaker 2: used to do as kids, and you're there watching your
Speaker 2: videos like should we try this again? I mean we
Speaker 2: did his kids and we loved it. And so now
Speaker 2: they do it and they're sending cards off to get.
Speaker 1: Graded, which I have not looked at these yet. This
Speaker 1: is me opening graded card. It's so nerdy.
Speaker 5: I love fun though.
Speaker 1: Man, Okay, look at me, Rey, little social media influencer
Speaker 1: influence ray. What was the thing that upper management sent?
Speaker 1: It was an email about how we need to do bits.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's it says Talent Coaching, the new guidelines to
Speaker 3: follow if you want.
Speaker 1: Them to do bits.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh I didn't get that email.
Speaker 1: When you start a bit, this is the new guidelines. Okay,
Speaker 1: can I guess sure? How I try to do a
Speaker 1: segment now is And I think people mess up on
Speaker 1: social media doing this too. People get on social media,
Speaker 1: they'll pull up a video. They'll be like, what's up, guys, Bobby,
Speaker 1: heropy Friday's good, and I'm already I've already swiped off
Speaker 1: of it. Like if you don't say in the first
Speaker 1: five seconds what I'm gonna be watching or why I
Speaker 1: should watch, I'm out.
Speaker 5: Not unless they know your Bobby.
Speaker 1: They went to your maybe not because you could be
Speaker 1: the for you page you want to see everything? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So so I bet it's something to do with that,
Speaker 1: because that's how we do the show. I'll say what
Speaker 1: we're gonna do in the first few seconds.
Speaker 3: That's one of them.
Speaker 1: There's a new eight second rule.
Speaker 3: You have to get to your point within eight seconds
Speaker 3: of starting a bit.
Speaker 1: I would say four to five where it's like, this
Speaker 1: is what we're gonna do. Even if you back off
Speaker 1: that after a minute, it's okay to do that. If
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, this segment, we'll talk about how I
Speaker 1: influenced Jason Alden, you won't believe this, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: there's on like sixty eight days freezing in here. But
Speaker 1: I've already said what we're about to do, so people
Speaker 1: aren't gonna leave if they cared about what we're about
Speaker 1: to do. That makes sense, yes, Or if I come on,
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, it's cold in here, unless I'm about
Speaker 1: to get to that whole thing, like I can't get
Speaker 1: my nipples and I'd be hard. Then it's why would
Speaker 1: I do that?
Speaker 6: So that's why you go like straight like as soon
Speaker 6: as the show Think boomed Bobby Bone Show, and then
Speaker 6: you go like we're drafting cookies.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, and that's only because of me watching social media
Speaker 1: the last couple of years and stealing what they do.
Speaker 1: Because I only stay interested in things when people tell
Speaker 1: me exactly what they're gonna do. They get away from
Speaker 1: it for a second, but I need to know immediately upfront.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. They're telling people that. Now that's good.
Speaker 3: What else You can't talk about things that only you
Speaker 3: care about?
Speaker 1: Not true, that's the whole show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all we do.
Speaker 1: I think they're talking to like actual DJs.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, I mean, I guess if you're doing a bit,
Speaker 3: they say it has to be all inclusive of the
Speaker 3: listener as well.
Speaker 1: That's a tough one for me.
Speaker 3: Okay, not allowed to ramble or meander, Amy, we gotta.
Speaker 5: Let you go.
Speaker 7: Oh well, served me.
Speaker 1: Well this is this is different than like a talk show.
Speaker 1: I think this is like music jocks that I hear you.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, you can't talk too much about yourself. Gone,
Speaker 1: I'm out of here anyway, we're both of us.
Speaker 8: We're out of here.
Speaker 1: We don't have a job anymore.
Speaker 5: Go ahead and don't yell sorry, lunchbox.
Speaker 3: Last one is you can't talk about inside conversations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been good, good knowing you guys. We're retiring.
Speaker 1: I think generally those are great rules for day parted
Speaker 1: what they call mid days, afternoons, even some morning shows.
Speaker 1: We're lucky to have been on a very long time,
Speaker 1: and we do abide by some of those, but we
Speaker 1: do state our purpose quickly up front, and then sometimes
Speaker 1: we don't even it to it. Let's be honest.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like I don't do any of this on Women
Speaker 7: of My Hurt Country.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's only that's very much a music show.
Speaker 7: I get to the point that there is no other point.
Speaker 7: There's two content breaks.
Speaker 1: No, no, but I'm saying that that content's never about you.
Speaker 1: That's about exactly. Nope, you're missing the point the show.
Speaker 1: This show is about us.
Speaker 5: She agrees with you.
Speaker 1: There, I know, I'm done. All right, that's it. Thank you, Ray,
Speaker 1: thank you Morgan. We're good on time.
Speaker 7: Yep, we're good.
Speaker 1: Thank you everybody. Post show, I'm heading to Arkansas. There'll
Speaker 1: be no twenty five whistles today because I have to
Speaker 1: go to Arkansas and we have Bob Stoops tomorrow, so
Speaker 1: we're gonna do that tomorrows.
Speaker 7: Do you know there is I was just gonna hype
Speaker 7: it up.
Speaker 1: Oh I I'm pretty excited about that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4: I mean it sounds he sounds no, he sounds legit.
Speaker 4: I know I've heard that, but I don't know him.
Speaker 1: Thank you, everybody. Sounds we'll see tomorrow by everybody,