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Speaker 1: on the phone for a second date update today because
Speaker 1: in his email he asked us to just call him
Speaker 1: by his nickname. Oh god, mister Charisma, that's what he
Speaker 1: calls me. No, so no, you know what, I gotta
Speaker 1: find some music because I feel like before we introduce
Speaker 1: mister Charisma, he has to have some theme music. That's
Speaker 1: got to be a joke. Ladies and gentlemen, mister Charisma
Speaker 1: is on the phone. Oh he is in a velvet suit. Now,
Speaker 1: what's up, mister Charisma? What's up? What's up? What's up? Guys?
Speaker 1: How you doing? Not much? It's a pleasure to meet you.
Speaker 1: Absolutely well. You know that's a lot of ladies say,
Speaker 1: shut up, you are like the mister Chrisma thing is
Speaker 1: a joke, right, You're not serious about that. I'm actually
Speaker 1: very serious. That's a nickname of buddies that gave me.
Speaker 1: Because I go out on so many dates, I'll probably
Speaker 1: average about one or two a week. Well, actually the
Speaker 1: numbers are going up a little bit. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: kind of hitting this nice little streak. So you know,
Speaker 1: two or three times a week. Two times a week, man,
Speaker 1: mister Charisma is about to be mister broke. How do
Speaker 1: you afford that? I mean, I'm very selective on where
Speaker 1: I like to go, depending on the ladies, so you
Speaker 1: know that kind of thing. And sometimes they offer because
Speaker 1: I'm so charismatic, they offer the pace sometimes I've done
Speaker 1: so far and the brief time that we've talked with
Speaker 1: you is it roll my eyes. Well, that's okay. You
Speaker 1: just need to give me a few more minutes. That's all.
Speaker 1: I just need to listen to for a moment. I'm salt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: mister Charisma. Do you go both ways because I'm interested now? Uh? No, Man,
Speaker 1: I don't. But that's okay. I mean, guys kind of
Speaker 1: envy me a little bit too, So talking I can
Speaker 1: put you up on some game. Man. I can teach
Speaker 1: you a few things. You know, you get you squared away. Man,
Speaker 1: we can tell so ladies want you and dudes want
Speaker 1: to be you pretty much. I appreciate your confidence, though,
Speaker 1: I will say that once your real name. My name's Chris. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: it didn't do it for me there, all right, mister Chrisma,
Speaker 1: tell us about the girl you want to call today.
Speaker 1: How did she fall in love with you? Well, so
Speaker 1: met Desiree at a club. Does you know she told
Speaker 1: me to call her de short, which automatically, I like,
Speaker 1: you know, I like anybody that can kind of come
Speaker 1: up with a nice little nickname, a cool little short name. Obviously. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's kind of an obvious one when your name's desire
Speaker 1: but continue. Yeah, we were at a club and everything
Speaker 1: was cool. I mean I saw across the way cute,
Speaker 1: amazing body, you know, and she was over there doing
Speaker 1: a little moves and dancing. So I said, let mister
Speaker 1: Chrisma go over there and introduce himself. Dude, no, you
Speaker 1: also refer to yourself a third person. Of course everybody should. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you like it, you're paying attention, you love it, And
Speaker 1: did pay attention in the same way. Oh, absolutely, you know,
Speaker 1: I'll go over there and introduce myself, you know. I
Speaker 1: offer to get her a drink. We had a few,
Speaker 1: and then we started dancing and everything was was great.
Speaker 1: And she's telling mister Chrisma to get down. I'm telling
Speaker 1: Dez to get down. Everything is is going well. And
Speaker 1: the cool thing about it is, you know, she wasn't
Speaker 1: like a normal, you know, chick, like she's a nurse,
Speaker 1: and which is automatically cool. You know, I can respect
Speaker 1: the fact she's out there saving lives and stuff because,
Speaker 1: you know, as mister Chrisma, if I see somebody in trouble,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump out there and save a life too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like it. What did she do that made you
Speaker 1: think that she thoroughly enjoyed it? Oh, she's laughing the
Speaker 1: whole time and obviously enjoying herself. But the fact that,
Speaker 1: as I said, we got on the dance floor, she
Speaker 1: was no. I was no longer Chris. I was come on,
Speaker 1: mister Chrisma, and see what you got. Let me see
Speaker 1: these moves, let's see what's going on. You know, all right.
Speaker 1: But at that point and we just met, she's already
Speaker 1: calling me mister chrismas like, okay, yeah, everything's perfect, boom,
Speaker 1: no problem. So how did the rest of your time
Speaker 1: go with her? I mean, did you guys make out
Speaker 1: or anything? Yes? So after the club we kind of
Speaker 1: went and you know, I walked into a car and
Speaker 1: we kind of talked out there for him and it
Speaker 1: was a nice night, so it wasn't too you know,
Speaker 1: too bad. Basically moved in for the for the kiss,
Speaker 1: of course, but you know it kept it really simple.
Speaker 1: She wanted to basically just give me a kiss on
Speaker 1: her cheek, nice little hug. She told me she enjoyed
Speaker 1: herself with mister Chrisma again. She gave me. She gave
Speaker 1: me her number and I'll save it as as Dez,
Speaker 1: which was awesome. And then I told her, hey, you'll
Speaker 1: get a text from mister Chrisma very soon and we'll
Speaker 1: go out again. And she said, absolutely, hit her up
Speaker 1: and we'll do it again. And did she get back
Speaker 1: to you at all? That's the thing. She hasn't responded,
Speaker 1: which is confusing because she gave me her number. I
Speaker 1: didn't have to ask for her. She just took my
Speaker 1: phone and put it in there. Yeah, and I'm guessing
Speaker 1: you don't get this very much from the ladies blow
Speaker 1: at all. I mean, I've met women all over the place,
Speaker 1: so you know, I met women at the gym, of course,
Speaker 1: bed bath and beyond, you know, a cell phone store.
Speaker 1: This this girl was having a problem with her phone
Speaker 1: bill or whatever, and I went over and introduced myself.
Speaker 1: The next thing, I know, you know, she's like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you put his number on my phone? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys say that. But again, you're going on a
Speaker 1: lot of first dates. That's not equaling to a lot
Speaker 1: of people pulling for you. Listen, I'm not interested in
Speaker 1: women falling from me. I'm not trying to get married
Speaker 1: next week. I mean, I have girls just laying down
Speaker 1: for me, dying. I want to be with mister chrismas,
Speaker 1: so you know, I think she's playing his cat and
Speaker 1: mouse game, which mister Chisma likes a little did. But
Speaker 1: I need to know why she's not returning my text.
Speaker 1: Do you think that this girl could ever be missus Charisma?
Speaker 1: You know, if she plays the cards right, Yeah she could.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she plays her cards right. And you're
Speaker 1: the one calling to beg her to call you back.
Speaker 1: I see, no, no, no, I'm not begging, to be clear,
Speaker 1: I just need some information. I'm definitely all right. All right,
Speaker 1: all right, play a song, come back, and then call
Speaker 1: her and get your second day update. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: let's do it, all right, man, hold on brooking Jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning. Second update, Well, the name of the
Speaker 1: show has been officially changed. It's now Brooke Jubil and
Speaker 1: mister Charisma in the morning. Mister Charisma is on the phone,
Speaker 1: and if you miss the first part of the second
Speaker 1: date update, that's what he calls himself. His real name
Speaker 1: is Chris, but it doesn't matter when you got a
Speaker 1: nickname like mister Chrisma. And he met a girl named
Speaker 1: Desiree at the club and Desiree isn't calling him back,
Speaker 1: and it's blowing his mind because ladies don't often disrespect
Speaker 1: mister Charisma like that. All right, man, absolutely, are you
Speaker 1: ready to get her on the phone and find out
Speaker 1: why she would have the nerve to see what's going
Speaker 1: on with desire Okay? And Chris, I'm sorry, I can't
Speaker 1: with them, mister Chris. If if it is the fact
Speaker 1: that she just feels like maybe you aren't being your
Speaker 1: honest self, can you tone it down a little bit
Speaker 1: for her or no? Well, mister Chrisma is part of Chris,
Speaker 1: so I am being honest. I don't understand what the
Speaker 1: problem is. Okay, Well, maybe that in of itself is
Speaker 1: the issue. All right, Well, I'm gonna dial her phone
Speaker 1: number right now and see if we can get her
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out what happened. All right,
Speaker 1: all right, okay, here we go. Hello. Hi, is this Desiree? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This is right? Who's this? Hey? Des right? This is
Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning, the radio show. Wait,
Speaker 1: who is it? I'm sorry, Jewel from Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the Morning. It's a morning radio show that's on
Speaker 1: in the morning. Okay, I don't understand. Why what can
Speaker 1: I do for you? Well, I wanted to talk to
Speaker 1: you because one of our listeners actually sent us an
Speaker 1: email asking if we get a hold of you, who's that? Well,
Speaker 1: I think what I say his name, You're probably gonna
Speaker 1: instantly know who he is. His name is mister Charisma.
Speaker 1: That's not really his thing. Have you met a mister
Speaker 1: Charisma before? If you've met more than one, I'm floored.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, all right, yeah, hard to forget
Speaker 1: a name like mister charismas. So, yeah, do you remember
Speaker 1: meeting mister Chisma at the club the other night? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: you mean I mean no, I didn't meet him at
Speaker 1: a club. I met him like six months ago, Like
Speaker 1: we met it a Costco. I met it a Costco
Speaker 1: six months ago and not at the club the other night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's definitely like several months ago at a Costco. But
Speaker 1: it's funny you bring it up because, like, just recently
Speaker 1: he has started texting me. But I mean, I have
Speaker 1: no clue what he's talking about. It's so weird. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Wait, so wait your desire though, right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm desiree yes, are you a nurse? No? Okay, the
Speaker 1: desire we're looking for is a nurse that was at
Speaker 1: the club the other night. Oh yeah, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: a nurse. I like, never go to clubs. You'll never
Speaker 1: catch me at once you go to club Costco unless
Speaker 1: Costco counts as the club. Yeah, okay, can you hold
Speaker 1: on for me one second? Please? Okay, cool, Okay, hang on,
Speaker 1: Hey mister Chrisma, Yeah, hold on, hold on, guys, I
Speaker 1: know exactly what the problem is that with my fault.
Speaker 1: I have like four desires in my phone. I think
Speaker 1: that's what it is. I text the wrong one. So
Speaker 1: you want to like get me on with you know
Speaker 1: you guys, just whoever contact you know, your team whatever.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna go through. We're gonna go through all
Speaker 1: the desires in your phone. No, no, no, I have
Speaker 1: the right one. I have the right desire. I know
Speaker 1: which one it is. I just you know, Hey, slight confusion, man,
Speaker 1: We're going as many dates as I do. That happens,
Speaker 1: all right, Well, hold on, what is going on? You know? Hello?
Speaker 1: You guys. I'm I'm still on the phone. I can
Speaker 1: hear this. Uh sorry I thought I hit hold. I
Speaker 1: guess I didn't. Yeah, I know, I can still hear everything. Okay, Sorry,
Speaker 1: our bad our, bad desires. So we're looking for the
Speaker 1: other one. Great, So can I go now? And uh,
Speaker 1: mister Chrisma, can you just like delete my number? Yeah? Weirdo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not a problem. I can definitely do that. Had
Speaker 1: a better desire to fall. I wasn't looking for you
Speaker 1: any insulting her now, Oh my god, Chris, all right, desire, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you for your time, appreciate it. Whatever. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: all right, mister Chrisma, are you I'm gonna put you
Speaker 1: on hold, okay, and then slide the new desire's number,
Speaker 1: the right desiree to our producer and then we'll call her. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, hang one second, Oh my god, there is
Speaker 1: that is amazing. We've never had this happen before. Four desires.
Speaker 1: What are the chances we get the wrong again? I
Speaker 1: don't even know one desiree. He truly is, mister Chrisma.
Speaker 1: She just said delete by four desires in his phone.
Speaker 1: You know, anybody with four desires I will say, picking
Speaker 1: up digits at Costco is quite the feat. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: exec back. Hey mister Chrisma, are you there? Yes, all right,
Speaker 1: So I've got the new number for the new desire
Speaker 1: four desires in your phone. That's impressive, dude. Hey listen,
Speaker 1: I told you guys, mister Charisma gets around two or
Speaker 1: three days, you know, in a week. That's what happens.
Speaker 1: And sometimes it's a little, a little hiccup, a little
Speaker 1: you know, mix up. Good start dating girls with different names,
Speaker 1: mister Chrisma. Okay, I'm dialing this phone number right now,
Speaker 1: and hopefully it's the right desiree. Yeah, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: it's going to be pretty sure. All right, let's see
Speaker 1: what happens here we go. Hello, Hey, is this desiree
Speaker 1: Desiree the nurse? Yes, yes, okay, we got the right
Speaker 1: desiree on the phone. This is Jewel from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning. It's a radio show. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get to the point. We do a
Speaker 1: segment on our show called the second Date Update. That's
Speaker 1: where if you go out on a date with somebody
Speaker 1: and then end up not calling them after, they can
Speaker 1: email us and then we'll get that person on the
Speaker 1: phone and try to figure out what happened. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna put him on the phone with you and not
Speaker 1: waste time. His name is mister Chrisma. You met him
Speaker 1: at the club the other night, and he hasn't been
Speaker 1: able to get ahold of you, so ye had us
Speaker 1: call you. So mister Charisma is on the phone. I
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. Oh my god, mister Charisma. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's right. What's up there? How are you doing? Hi?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? That was a positive high. So you know,
Speaker 1: I've been texting you. You know, I'm sure you've been
Speaker 1: getting them. You know, mister Charisma with a wink face,
Speaker 1: what's going on? But I haven't gotten any texts from you.
Speaker 1: I didn't get any text You're pretty sure about that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if maybe you're having trouble with your signal.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm pretty positive. I've been texting you as well. Really,
Speaker 1: I mean no, I have not seen a text from
Speaker 1: you at all. Well, I mean, you know, you gave
Speaker 1: me your number. I took it as we had a
Speaker 1: very good time obviously, So why didn't you just reach
Speaker 1: out to me if you didn't hear back from me
Speaker 1: in a while. Well, well, you know, I have been busy.
Speaker 1: I'm a nerd, you know. Yes, I remember saving lives
Speaker 1: every day. Yeah, wait, deserrate, can I just interject? Were
Speaker 1: you looking for a text from mister Charisma like with
Speaker 1: that like major day? Uh, you know, I kind of
Speaker 1: put it out of my mind after that night. I
Speaker 1: mean it was we had a good time and then
Speaker 1: I went to work and sounds really fun about it.
Speaker 1: You forgot about mister Chrismo. I never remember him. You know,
Speaker 1: I remember mister Charismo, but like, you know, not, it
Speaker 1: wasn't really on my mind. I guess. Oh, so it's okay.
Speaker 1: I understand she's you know, she's kind of maybe a
Speaker 1: little thrown off guard because you guys around. She definitely
Speaker 1: remembers mister Karisma. I can see that you're being a
Speaker 1: little busy or whatever. But let's just move past that.
Speaker 1: So obviously you were looking for a text from me
Speaker 1: and didn't get it. But you know, that kind of
Speaker 1: sums up why you didn't respond, because that you know,
Speaker 1: people respond to me, so you know you're not too
Speaker 1: busy to go back out again. I would imagine, right, what, Wow,
Speaker 1: that's you're so confident? Then? Yeah, that was a lot, man,
Speaker 1: that was a lot to take it. Wow, you did
Speaker 1: give me your number and you just said you had
Speaker 1: a great time with me at the club that night.
Speaker 1: I mean, everybody heard it, right, you guys heard it?
Speaker 1: Did She said she had fun? Yeah? And then she
Speaker 1: said she hadn't thought about it since. Actually she didn't
Speaker 1: say she hasn't thought about it since. She said that
Speaker 1: she put it out of her mind because she didn't
Speaker 1: receive a text from me, and she was actually pretty
Speaker 1: sad about it. Out of sight, out of mind. So
Speaker 1: I get it. She said everything, but the sad part.
Speaker 1: I don't think I heard that parting. I haven't really
Speaker 1: been feeling sad. I don't. What did you like about him? Does? Well?
Speaker 1: He was funny. It was funny, and we danced. He
Speaker 1: had some good moves. I mean, that's why I go
Speaker 1: to the club every now and then and I generally
Speaker 1: meet like somebody cool and we danced and then you
Speaker 1: know that's good. I and Georgia moves too, Daz. I
Speaker 1: mean he definitely moved great. We had a good time.
Speaker 1: She tells some great jokes. You know, definitely got a
Speaker 1: good connection going on. Then we had a great time.
Speaker 1: I want to offer you the opportunity of a lifetime.
Speaker 1: Not many people get a second chance with mister Chrisma.
Speaker 1: Would you like to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with mister Chrisma? We will pay for it. Oh wow, Um,
Speaker 1: you know what, I had a really good time that night,
Speaker 1: but I'm not looking for anything more than that. That's
Speaker 1: a no, mister Chrisma. You know, you know what, some
Speaker 1: people just get intimidated by mister Chrisma. It's okay, desire
Speaker 1: I can actually call this other days. You know, you
Speaker 1: guys to have the other days right that we called Cosco. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just get for a callback. She told it. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna call every single Desiree in your phone and
Speaker 1: ask him out. Oh no, you don't have to ask
Speaker 1: him out. Just let them know that they are able
Speaker 1: to have a second chance with me. Like you guys
Speaker 1: said me and you'll just do that off the air then,
Speaker 1: because just can't go on any longer. It's a second date,
Speaker 1: up date, not mister Chrisma tries to get a date
Speaker 1: with desiree. I don't understand. Is there another desiree? How
Speaker 1: many desires do you have? Don't worry about it. We've
Speaker 1: got a lot of desires. Well, you know what, listen,
Speaker 1: I don't really need you guys to do that. I
Speaker 1: appreciate your time and everything. I've got a couple more
Speaker 1: desires to call. I'm just going to call him soon
Speaker 1: as I could offer. Mister Chrisma, really appreciate your time today.
Speaker 1: Appreciate you and I know I would wish you luck,
Speaker 1: but I know you don't need it. In the morning
Speaker 1: text in at seven eight, five to nine two that
Speaker 1: says I've never wanted to punch but make out with
Speaker 1: somebody so bad in my life? Oh my god, how
Speaker 1: could that be part of your feelings? And of course
Speaker 1: that's a response to today's second date update if you
Speaker 1: missed it, Chris wanted to call Daz. Chris doesn't go
Speaker 1: by Chris though. Chris goes by the nickname mister Charisma,
Speaker 1: and he kept calling himself the whole time, and he
Speaker 1: met a girl named Deaz at the club and was
Speaker 1: sure that she was into him and was confused why
Speaker 1: mister Chrisma wasn't getting a call back, because mister Chrisma
Speaker 1: always gets a call back. Anyway, we went to call
Speaker 1: Daz and then we called the wrong days because he
Speaker 1: gave us a different days that was in his phone
Speaker 1: because apparently he's got like four of them in there
Speaker 1: or something. He met her at Costco. Yeah, how do
Speaker 1: you mean someone I don't know? It's impressive. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: finally got the real days on the phone and she
Speaker 1: was just like thinking it was a night of fun
Speaker 1: and didn't really want to hang out with mister Charisma again,
Speaker 1: and he didn't really get it, and he's sure that
Speaker 1: he'll be able to get another date with her, but
Speaker 1: we'll see. Yeah. Remember, if you want to do a
Speaker 1: second date update, all you have to do is email
Speaker 1: the show and we will call the person that didn't
Speaker 1: call you back.