1 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 1: And Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Tuesday. 2 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:23,079 Speaker 1: And we are all over the map today, and I 3 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 1: mean we're talking Schmoorgas board time now. I say that, right, Chris, 4 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,160 Speaker 1: I knew. I knowed it right out of the gates 5 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:35,120 Speaker 1: like a world famous author would. It's the Jesse Kelly Show. 6 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:39,879 Speaker 1: Catholic churches are under attack. Bill Gates is up to 7 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 1: no good? What a shock again. Mike Penn's classified documents 8 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:49,239 Speaker 1: at his house, the Biden think Tank? Who were they 9 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 1: linked to? Social securities? Running out of money, No big deal, 10 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 1: don't worry about that. And illegal immigrants stealing things from 11 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: Macy's and someone else. We should be worried about all 12 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 1: that and so much. So much is to come tonight 13 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 1: on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. We got Seth 14 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 1: Dylon coming up about thirty five forty minutes from now. 15 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 1: Seth Dylon, of course, is the creator of the Babylon Be, 16 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:21,800 Speaker 1: the greatest satire site out there. We're gonna talk to 17 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: him about comedy, about culture, about life, all that, and 18 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,480 Speaker 1: Morris to come on The Jesse Kelly Show. But I 19 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:32,199 Speaker 1: want to begin with something that's really really important, because 20 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 1: we tend to screw off a lot on this show. 21 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 1: As you know, we'll talk about serious topics obviously, but 22 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,640 Speaker 1: then we screw off and and you know, I lack 23 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 1: a certain well brainpower to stay on topic for very long. 24 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 1: It's just who I am, you know. All this so 25 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: because I lack brainpower, and because I lack real intelligence 26 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 1: on really anything at all. Whenever we find people who 27 00:01:56,760 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 1: are highly educated and they're able to make you make 28 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 1: me smarter on certain issues, I think it's important to 29 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,640 Speaker 1: use this platform in the Jesse Kelly Show to give 30 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 1: them the floor. All right, So this clip is actually 31 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm leading the show with us. There's 32 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,520 Speaker 1: so much I could dig into. What about these Pence documents? 33 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,640 Speaker 1: And I mean, there's just so much here. Don't get 34 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,919 Speaker 1: to the pen stuff in a minute. But I think 35 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 1: if we're going to lead the show tonight, it's only 36 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:29,040 Speaker 1: appropriate to hear from the Vice President when she breaks 37 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:34,119 Speaker 1: down water, in particular in dealing with the various issues 38 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 1: that are present when we look at the climate crisis, 39 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:43,919 Speaker 1: thinking about water policy, diversifying water policy, understanding that we 40 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:49,080 Speaker 1: must have the ability to diversify our approach and the 41 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:53,919 Speaker 1: resources to everything from what we do in terms of conservation, 42 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 1: to recycling, desalination, and storage of water. This plan, in 43 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 1: this facility in particular, is doing some of the smartest 44 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 1: and the most contemporary kind of work that is necessary. 45 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 1: She knows nothing about that plant to store water. Understanding 46 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 1: that the climate crisis presents exactly what we've experienced here 47 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:17,639 Speaker 1: in California. We're going to have days and sometimes there 48 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:21,359 Speaker 1: will be days of immense water, of rain, of storems 49 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,040 Speaker 1: of flooding. And at the same time, we are a 50 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 1: state that days of immense water has experienced for generations drought. 51 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 1: And we must therefore understand that the issues that are 52 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 1: present in the climate crisis are varied, and it requires 53 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 1: us to be present and to be in front of 54 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:45,680 Speaker 1: each of the iterations and variations that include extreme weather 55 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 1: that produces a lot of water and extreme weather that 56 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:53,640 Speaker 1: produces drought. Look immense water. All right, that was gosh, 57 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 1: how long was that the whole thing? Hold on, Let 58 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 1: me start it again so I can see on my way, 59 00:03:56,360 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 1: in particular, a minute in fifteen seconds of nothing, absolutely nothing. 60 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 1: The dumbest, least capable people lead our society now, and 61 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:13,000 Speaker 1: there are plenty of words people use for that, but man, boy, 62 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: is that where we are? So let's get to something 63 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 1: else here. But we're gonna get to the illegals that 64 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 1: are busted Jack and twelve k of stuff from Macy's, 65 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,479 Speaker 1: Joe Biden stuff. We're gonna get to all this. But 66 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 1: let's deal with the news of the day. The big quote, 67 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:34,600 Speaker 1: the big news of the day was Vice president, former 68 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 1: Vice President Mike Pence, former Senator Mike Pence, former House 69 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 1: Republican Mike Pence classified documents have been found at his home, 70 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:51,279 Speaker 1: a quote small number of documents quote inadvertently boxed and 71 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 1: transported to Mike Pence's home. Okay, and of course everyone's 72 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,840 Speaker 1: playing it today. I might as well do the same. 73 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:03,520 Speaker 1: Let's play the flashback to when Mike Pence was asked 74 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 1: about Trump having documents. He shouldn't have had you take 75 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 1: any classified documents with you from the White House. I 76 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:14,039 Speaker 1: did not. Do you see any reason for anyone to 77 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:17,680 Speaker 1: take classified documents with them leaving the White House? Well, 78 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 1: there'd be no reason to have classified documents, particularly if 79 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:26,880 Speaker 1: they were in an unprotected area. Oh well, this is awkward. Okay, 80 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,320 Speaker 1: let's get pasted all this. I know you don't like Pence. 81 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,320 Speaker 1: I don't whatever your feeling is on Trump. I know 82 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:34,800 Speaker 1: you don't like Pence. I have told you many times 83 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:38,479 Speaker 1: my personal story, my personal history with Pence. Pence and 84 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:41,400 Speaker 1: I have a checkered pass. So I'm not going to 85 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:44,239 Speaker 1: go into any of that. We're going to actually set 86 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:47,919 Speaker 1: all emotion aside for a moment and let's deal with 87 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:52,920 Speaker 1: a couple different things. One, what is happening right now 88 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:55,919 Speaker 1: you already know because you've been listening to the show 89 00:05:55,960 --> 00:06:01,040 Speaker 1: for two weeks. What's happening is a Democrat take out, 90 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:06,280 Speaker 1: a Democrat take down of Joe Biden. This is the 91 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 1: communists once again, just like they did to Andrew Cuomo, 92 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:15,000 Speaker 1: the communists deciding they need new leadership at the top, 93 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:19,039 Speaker 1: and so the communists, because they play for keeps, this 94 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:25,799 Speaker 1: is them removing these people. But why why Pence now too? 95 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,479 Speaker 1: And it is weird, right because the system was just 96 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,760 Speaker 1: going after Trump, an FBI rate on Trump. But then 97 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 1: hold on, they're actually going after a Democrat. They never 98 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:39,240 Speaker 1: do that. It's been only a Republican focused doj and 99 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:43,840 Speaker 1: now Pence is involved too. And then you have Merritt Garland, 100 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:46,320 Speaker 1: a man who should have been impeached five minutes ago. 101 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:49,880 Speaker 1: For how he's politicized the DOJ. Now, Merritt Garland going 102 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:52,560 Speaker 1: out there, sorry and our wandering out why you guys 103 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,799 Speaker 1: were worry my part. We do not have different rules 104 00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:59,479 Speaker 1: for Democrats or Republicans, different rules for the powerful or 105 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,839 Speaker 1: the powerless, different rules for the rich or for the poor. 106 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,919 Speaker 1: We apply the facts and the law in each case 107 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 1: in a neutral, nonpartisan manner. Of course, they're very, very 108 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:13,320 Speaker 1: nonpartisan at the DOJ, which is probably why we still 109 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:16,720 Speaker 1: don't know anybody who was on Jesline Maxwell's list of 110 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,920 Speaker 1: people who visited Jeffrey Epstein at the island. That's probably 111 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,640 Speaker 1: why her trial was totally sealed. Definitely anyway, but we'll 112 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,240 Speaker 1: get to Maxwell in a little bit. Let's go back 113 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 1: to let's stay focused for a minute on Merritt Garland. Okay, 114 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,200 Speaker 1: so he's out there as I am I am I 115 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:34,640 Speaker 1: partisan and he's busting Biden. Now he's busting Pence. Pence 116 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,200 Speaker 1: isn't in an enemy of the system. Probably a friend 117 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 1: of the system. Biden certainly has been a servant, a 118 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:46,960 Speaker 1: loyal servant of the system. But why, here's why. The 119 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:55,440 Speaker 1: truth is this rulers throughout the history of mankind, whatever kind, 120 00:07:55,480 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: of rulers they may have been, whether they be kings, dictators, 121 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:05,040 Speaker 1: a tribal chief, a president, a prime minister, doesn't matter 122 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:08,600 Speaker 1: what form of government we're talking about. The people who 123 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:14,360 Speaker 1: lead in rule over a society have always known this. 124 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,680 Speaker 1: They've always known this to be an absolute fact, and 125 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,840 Speaker 1: they've always had it in the back of their mind. 126 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:25,360 Speaker 1: What is this, Well, you can only afford to have 127 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:28,800 Speaker 1: the people get so mad and then you're in trouble. 128 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,080 Speaker 1: That doesn't just apply to presidents. That doesn't just apply 129 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:35,080 Speaker 1: to senators and congressmen and governors and people who are 130 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:38,960 Speaker 1: up for reelection. The truth is even a king, even 131 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,480 Speaker 1: a king with total power, you know, there's no parliament, 132 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 1: there's no nothing. His word is basically the word of God. 133 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:49,920 Speaker 1: Even a king has always understood. I can make people 134 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:55,440 Speaker 1: in my population angry, but I can't make too many 135 00:08:55,520 --> 00:09:00,800 Speaker 1: of them too angry, or eventually I'm not gonna be 136 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:04,680 Speaker 1: king anymore. Eventually they're gonna be hanging my skin that 137 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,839 Speaker 1: used to be on my body from the city gates here. 138 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:12,760 Speaker 1: I better make sure the population doesn't get too mad. 139 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:16,839 Speaker 1: I can't afford to have too many of them too mad, 140 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:20,480 Speaker 1: or I'm in trouble. If you were to look at 141 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,720 Speaker 1: a graph right now, and this is one of these 142 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:27,240 Speaker 1: nerdy chart graphs, and you were to look at Americans 143 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:31,920 Speaker 1: and their trust in the justice system, the justice system, 144 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:37,240 Speaker 1: Let's deal with it as a whole, not just the DOJ, FBI, ATF. 145 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:41,440 Speaker 1: This goes down to local prosecutors, local cops, local politics. 146 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:45,920 Speaker 1: If you were to graph America's trust in the justice system, 147 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:50,199 Speaker 1: you would notice something five six years ago, maybe ten 148 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:55,920 Speaker 1: years ago, where it went from pretty flat to diving 149 00:09:56,040 --> 00:10:02,480 Speaker 1: down and diving down quickly. When I tell you the elites, 150 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:07,280 Speaker 1: the rulers are aware of this and concerned about this, 151 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,600 Speaker 1: you need to take that to the bank. Remember that 152 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,160 Speaker 1: little clip I've played for you before from the World 153 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:15,120 Speaker 1: Economic Forum. The elites we love each other, but man, 154 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,440 Speaker 1: the populations don't love us as much. I'll tell you 155 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,760 Speaker 1: what in case you missed it or forgotten, I'll play 156 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,160 Speaker 1: that clip for you when I get back, and then 157 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:25,240 Speaker 1: I will expand on my point on what you're seeing, 158 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:28,360 Speaker 1: why you're seeing what you're seeing. Then we'll get to 159 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:33,120 Speaker 1: Macy's getting robbed and all kinds of fun. You you 160 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:36,280 Speaker 1: got robbed last year if you had money in the market, 161 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:38,719 Speaker 1: you got robbed. I know, I certainly did. You got 162 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:41,760 Speaker 1: to watch your four oh one K, your IRA. You 163 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:44,319 Speaker 1: got to watch it. It's speaking of charts and graphs. 164 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:47,040 Speaker 1: You think trust in the DJ and the Justice Department 165 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:52,560 Speaker 1: went down? Look at your worth? Trillion's lost. Look, everyone 166 00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:54,319 Speaker 1: knows twenty twenty three is going to be worse. I 167 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,720 Speaker 1: don't need to be labor that point. Do you have 168 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:02,760 Speaker 1: a protection plan and for your portfolio? For your four 169 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:06,240 Speaker 1: one K, for your IRA? Gold and silver? Are that 170 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:10,440 Speaker 1: protection plan? Oxford Gold does more than just send send 171 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:12,319 Speaker 1: gold and silver to your front door, which you should 172 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:15,559 Speaker 1: have already had done. They will put four They will 173 00:11:15,559 --> 00:11:17,640 Speaker 1: put gold and silver in your four oh one K 174 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:20,920 Speaker 1: in your IRA to make sure there's definitely a higher 175 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:24,400 Speaker 1: floor for you. We all need that right now. And 176 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:28,080 Speaker 1: I love these guys. They're just wonderful people. Call eight 177 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,200 Speaker 1: three three nine gold. Let Oxford Gold Group hook you 178 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:34,959 Speaker 1: up eight three three nine nine five gold. You tell 179 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,000 Speaker 1: him Jesse told you to call. They'll take care of you, 180 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:40,600 Speaker 1: all right? All right? What else are you dealing with? 181 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:44,440 Speaker 1: Why are you seeing it? Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show. 182 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:55,640 Speaker 1: It's still really to be damn it tern stacks it 183 00:11:55,960 --> 00:12:00,800 Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday night, reminding 184 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:03,400 Speaker 1: you you can email the show whatever you want, your love, 185 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:07,280 Speaker 1: your heytes, your death threats. You're asked doctor Jesse questions 186 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:11,440 Speaker 1: all that can be emailed into Jesse at Jesse Kelly 187 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:15,559 Speaker 1: Show dot com. Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. 188 00:12:15,559 --> 00:12:18,160 Speaker 1: Back to the documents. Now they found him at Pence's place. 189 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,720 Speaker 1: First it was Trump, then then all of a sudden, 190 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,320 Speaker 1: they're all over Biden about the whole thing. Now it's Pence. 191 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,839 Speaker 1: We'll get to that aspect of it in just a minute. 192 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,840 Speaker 1: But why are you seeing it? What do you see? 193 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:31,880 Speaker 1: You're watching them take out Joe Biden. This is a 194 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,880 Speaker 1: Democrat hit job on Joe Biden so he doesn't run again, 195 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,480 Speaker 1: and we'll get to the plan. I'll get to the 196 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,680 Speaker 1: plan on that for a moment, but just real quickly 197 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:44,600 Speaker 1: I mentioned already Presidents, kings, rulers throughout history have always 198 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:49,520 Speaker 1: understood that too many people in their country can't get 199 00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 1: too angry at them, or they don't get to be 200 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:56,000 Speaker 1: king anymore. Our justice system, our elites, not just in 201 00:12:56,000 --> 00:13:00,520 Speaker 1: America but in the West, they are now paying fully 202 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:06,440 Speaker 1: aware of the distrust the public has for them. Remember 203 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,520 Speaker 1: this clip I played you from the World Economic Forum. 204 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:12,600 Speaker 1: What the lady says, we elites we get along great. 205 00:13:12,679 --> 00:13:15,480 Speaker 1: But man, the people ate us at Dubos a few 206 00:13:15,559 --> 00:13:20,080 Speaker 1: years ago. You know, the Edelman survey showed us that 207 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:24,400 Speaker 1: the good news is the elite across the world trust 208 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:27,240 Speaker 1: each other more and more, so we can come together 209 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,840 Speaker 1: and design and do beautiful things together. The bad news 210 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:35,160 Speaker 1: is that in every single country they were polling, the 211 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:39,480 Speaker 1: majority of people trusted that elite. Less. Still can't get 212 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:42,120 Speaker 1: over her calling herself elite. That sounds like something I 213 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,160 Speaker 1: would do is kind of a gag on the radio, 214 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:49,200 Speaker 1: shoostats serious, the we elites, Chris, I'm totally gonna start 215 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,040 Speaker 1: referring to myself as that from now on. Look, look, 216 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,679 Speaker 1: I'll let you know when I have to go get 217 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:58,680 Speaker 1: together with other elites. You peasants, You peasants, scum. We'll 218 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,280 Speaker 1: just have to wait till I come back with my 219 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:06,120 Speaker 1: glorious designs. Anyway, the quick quick, they know that you 220 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:10,120 Speaker 1: don't trust them. And it's not that they're really concerned 221 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:14,840 Speaker 1: about your approval or they're really concerned about your trust. 222 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:21,000 Speaker 1: They just know they can't afford too much of your hate. Right, 223 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,280 Speaker 1: they hate you already. They despise you, they despise your freedoms. 224 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,360 Speaker 1: They don't want to be your best friend. They don't 225 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,440 Speaker 1: need you to grovel at their feet. They just can't 226 00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:32,200 Speaker 1: afford you to be so angry you're outside of their 227 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:37,120 Speaker 1: house with pitchforks. They need to avoid that. So what 228 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:43,640 Speaker 1: you're seeing. What you're seeing is the controlled demolition of 229 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:48,480 Speaker 1: one of their own to placate the masses. This is 230 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:52,680 Speaker 1: tossing the people bread. This is putting on gladiatorial games 231 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:56,320 Speaker 1: for an unruly Roman public. Hey I know, yeah, the 232 00:14:56,400 --> 00:15:00,000 Speaker 1: emperor's nuts and he married a horse, and that's uncomfortable 233 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:04,080 Speaker 1: when the people are mad. But hey, gladiator games this Sunday, baby, 234 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:07,200 Speaker 1: who I'll be there for the tailgate, And just like that, 235 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:12,040 Speaker 1: the people are happy again. The system knows as they 236 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,640 Speaker 1: loot the treasury, as they raid our country, as they 237 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:19,720 Speaker 1: raise our country to the ground, they understand that there 238 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,960 Speaker 1: that is going to create a level of animosity that 239 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:28,200 Speaker 1: could eventually become dangerous for them and their power. So eventually, 240 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:32,680 Speaker 1: from time to time they're going to grab a sacrificial 241 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:36,520 Speaker 1: lamb like poor old Joe, and they're going to roll 242 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:40,880 Speaker 1: them out there and say what hey, in America, justice 243 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,120 Speaker 1: is blind. We prosecute them all the same, not have 244 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,880 Speaker 1: different rules for Democrats or Republicans, different rules for the 245 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,360 Speaker 1: powerful or the powerless, different rules for the rich or 246 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:54,000 Speaker 1: for the poor. We apply the facts and the law 247 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:58,000 Speaker 1: in each case in a neutral, nonpartisan manner. Of course, 248 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,600 Speaker 1: not a single word he just said is true. This 249 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,920 Speaker 1: totally a separate justice system for Democrats and Republicans, for 250 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,080 Speaker 1: the wealthy, for the powerful. Of course, they're very selective 251 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,800 Speaker 1: about who they go after and who they don't. Remember 252 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,560 Speaker 1: when the FBI admitted they don't even have people inside 253 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:15,160 Speaker 1: Antifa and Black Lives Matter, and yet they've been scrounging 254 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,880 Speaker 1: up pastors who've been reading Bible verses at pro life 255 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,040 Speaker 1: clinics and throwing cups on them. Of course they go 256 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,640 Speaker 1: after Republicans and not Democrats. You know all this, But 257 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:27,160 Speaker 1: they need a sacrificial lamb so you don't get too 258 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:31,440 Speaker 1: nasty about the whole thing. That's what Joe Biden is 259 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,960 Speaker 1: and that's all you're seeing right now. These are not 260 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,560 Speaker 1: people I want you to listen to something. These are 261 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:43,680 Speaker 1: not people who self reflect These are all monstrous sociopaths 262 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,960 Speaker 1: who have been stripped of any humanity. Politics long ago 263 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:50,000 Speaker 1: strip these people of humanity. You don't believe me. Listen 264 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:53,880 Speaker 1: to Kathy Hokel when she's asked about hiring back workers 265 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:57,680 Speaker 1: who were unjustly fired for being unvaccinated. Our healthcare systems 266 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:01,480 Speaker 1: seem in desperate need of staff right now. We've had 267 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,399 Speaker 1: ambulances waiting five hours at our local emergency rooms to 268 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:08,000 Speaker 1: unload patients. The hospitals, the nursing homes say they're waiting 269 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,280 Speaker 1: for DH guidance on whether they can hire any of 270 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,080 Speaker 1: those workers back. What's the latest with that. Well, we're 271 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:16,040 Speaker 1: considering all our options with respect to the litigation, so 272 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:18,800 Speaker 1: I can't comment on that. It's a problem. But I 273 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,040 Speaker 1: don't think the answer is to have someone who comes 274 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,160 Speaker 1: in who's sick be exposed to someone who gives them 275 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:29,400 Speaker 1: the coronavirus, give them COVID nineteen. I don't know that 276 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,040 Speaker 1: that's the right answer. I'm pretty sure it's not. So 277 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,840 Speaker 1: we're exploring our options. Couldn't there, Hey, we don't have 278 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,840 Speaker 1: enough healthcare workers. People are actually dying. Should you bring 279 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:40,600 Speaker 1: back the unvaccinated? Now that we know that vaccinated and 280 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,760 Speaker 1: unvaccinated people alike both get COVID and they both spread 281 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,840 Speaker 1: it just the same. Well, now, I mean, now it's 282 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,280 Speaker 1: not the time to bring them back. We don't want 283 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:51,560 Speaker 1: anyone getting sick. These people are all monsters. And when 284 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,720 Speaker 1: they burn Joe Biden, when Joe Biden makes his announcement 285 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:58,200 Speaker 1: that he's not running again, keep in mind that's them 286 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:02,000 Speaker 1: tossing you loaves of bread. Don't fall for that one bit, 287 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,320 Speaker 1: all right now, They're only going to toss you loaves 288 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,920 Speaker 1: of bread until the loaves of bread run out, and 289 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,480 Speaker 1: then you're gonna have to rely on your emergency three 290 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,960 Speaker 1: month food kit from my Patriot Supply. And you're gonna 291 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,320 Speaker 1: be thankful because you listen to Jesse and you got 292 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,480 Speaker 1: in on these things when they were still two hundred 293 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,960 Speaker 1: dollars off. You didn't have to pay max price for 294 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,639 Speaker 1: your emergency three month food kit from my Patriots supply 295 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,800 Speaker 1: because you were smart enough to get emergency food before 296 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,880 Speaker 1: the problems came. And I don't think I've ever told 297 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,159 Speaker 1: you about this, or at least i've I don't think 298 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,760 Speaker 1: I've ever told you this about a single other thing 299 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,400 Speaker 1: I tell you about. I sincerely hope your money goes 300 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,520 Speaker 1: to waste. I hope you buy an emergency three month 301 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:43,440 Speaker 1: food kit and twenty five years from now when it expires. 302 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,440 Speaker 1: I hope your dog customing when you throw it away. 303 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:49,120 Speaker 1: Dagon at Jesse, I never needed it. That was stupid, man. 304 00:18:49,119 --> 00:18:51,800 Speaker 1: Do I pray that that is the case, But it 305 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,680 Speaker 1: might not be. You know, when I know life comes 306 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:58,119 Speaker 1: at you fast, You're to my Patriot Supply dot com 307 00:18:58,119 --> 00:19:00,600 Speaker 1: and get a three month food kit forever every person 308 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,400 Speaker 1: in your home. They're two hundred dollars off my Patriot 309 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:08,720 Speaker 1: Supply dot com. Two hundred dollars off. Now there's one 310 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:13,440 Speaker 1: more aspect of this, and shopping at Macy's only illegally. 311 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:27,000 Speaker 1: Hang on, I'm gonna kill Seth. Let's Seth. Seth pick 312 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,040 Speaker 1: this song? Didn't he Chris? Oh? He failed to pick 313 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:35,879 Speaker 1: a song? Oh? Joining me now, my friend Seth Dylan, 314 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,399 Speaker 1: the big cheese at the Babylon Bee, who apparently made 315 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:43,920 Speaker 1: the horrible mistake of declining to pick a song. Therefore 316 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,520 Speaker 1: he gets the intro, the worst intro song we can 317 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,479 Speaker 1: find on short notice. Seth, I bet you won't make 318 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,080 Speaker 1: that mistake again, my friend. Hey man, you have a 319 00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:57,720 Speaker 1: Katy Perry fan. You know. Actually, in my younger single years, 320 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:00,399 Speaker 1: I was a big Katy Perry fan. But then she 321 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,800 Speaker 1: did the whole chop the hair off, full lesbian thing 322 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,680 Speaker 1: and it just wasn't It wasn't for me. She ruined it. 323 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:09,240 Speaker 1: She had a good thing going, she did. I don't 324 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:12,399 Speaker 1: know why women do this. I've always had this theory, Seth, 325 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:16,440 Speaker 1: that women do this intentionally to their friends, because women 326 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:19,400 Speaker 1: are horrible to each other. When one of them encourages 327 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,399 Speaker 1: the other to chop all their hair off, Oh you 328 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,359 Speaker 1: should you look so cute? That's always an angle just 329 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:28,520 Speaker 1: to steal her boyfriend or something. Right. Sabotage, man, it's 330 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:33,600 Speaker 1: a sabotage for sure, all right, Seth. Comedy is not 331 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,360 Speaker 1: something that well, it's not something I've ever thought can 332 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,639 Speaker 1: be taught. I feel like you can learn to be 333 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:42,480 Speaker 1: funnier the more you hang around funny people. But you 334 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,239 Speaker 1: have it or you don't. But you're the one who 335 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:50,359 Speaker 1: puts out funny every day. Am I wrong? I think 336 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,520 Speaker 1: I think generally you have it or you don't. I've 337 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,200 Speaker 1: certainly been able to kind of like refine my voice 338 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,159 Speaker 1: a little bit, especially as I you know, when I 339 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,920 Speaker 1: got involved with the B I didn't really didn't really 340 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,359 Speaker 1: have it down yet took me a little bit of 341 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,320 Speaker 1: a little while. Um, but you kind of do need 342 00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:06,760 Speaker 1: to either have it or you don't. It's not I 343 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,760 Speaker 1: do say all the time. And when we're hiring people, 344 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,879 Speaker 1: you know, satire is not something you can really teach. 345 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:14,520 Speaker 1: People have to people have to naturally understand how it works, 346 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,080 Speaker 1: in particular, you know, the kind of satire that we 347 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:19,880 Speaker 1: do in news satire and in our voice. So, um, 348 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,840 Speaker 1: it's hard to teach it. But yeah, I mean we 349 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,160 Speaker 1: have some talented people that do put it out every day. 350 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:30,200 Speaker 1: I'm I remain continually impressed with the amount of output 351 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,600 Speaker 1: that they produced. You know, they're like idea of fire hoses, 352 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,639 Speaker 1: just putting it all out there. It's pretty impressive seth 353 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,679 Speaker 1: Our culture is obviously rotting out from underneath us. I 354 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,400 Speaker 1: famously call the place the US of Gay now because 355 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,000 Speaker 1: it's very clearly what we are. We're not. We're not 356 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:50,480 Speaker 1: a Christian nation anymore. We were, We're not anymore. We're 357 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:54,960 Speaker 1: something different now, something worse. Can we get back to 358 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:59,680 Speaker 1: what we were? Or is that gone? Very good question? 359 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:03,920 Speaker 1: I think that I think that. I think the pendulum swings, 360 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,760 Speaker 1: you know, whenever people go to extremes. I think that 361 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,840 Speaker 1: the reasonable people that are that that like to try 362 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,560 Speaker 1: to either be in the middle or on the other side. 363 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,600 Speaker 1: You know, they really understand it's gone too far in 364 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:17,240 Speaker 1: one direction, and there's usually some correction that happens back 365 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,520 Speaker 1: the other way. But um, the pendulum seems to swing 366 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,239 Speaker 1: like really far one way, and then it doesn't come 367 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,959 Speaker 1: back quite as far as it did before. And then 368 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,959 Speaker 1: it swings really far again, that doesn't it doesn't come 369 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,040 Speaker 1: back quite as far, and so we keep inching further 370 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,280 Speaker 1: and further. That Overton window, you know, keep shifting, and 371 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,200 Speaker 1: that is very deeply concerning and concerning. And I don't 372 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,480 Speaker 1: I don't know that we are ever going to get 373 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,359 Speaker 1: back to to a place where like traditional values are 374 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,280 Speaker 1: seen as values rather than vices. I think that's I 375 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:45,000 Speaker 1: think we've days may be behind us. Speaking with Seth Dillon, 376 00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:48,159 Speaker 1: big Cheese out of the Great Babylon be Seth, you 377 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,080 Speaker 1: got something going on in Fort Worth? What's going on? 378 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,800 Speaker 1: We got our first live event, first sever live event. 379 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,560 Speaker 1: We've never done this before. Um, we tossed around the 380 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,760 Speaker 1: idea of doing it, but we have a lot of 381 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,000 Speaker 1: we got a lot of fans and subscribers who've never 382 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,399 Speaker 1: met us, and we never really you know, it's not 383 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,200 Speaker 1: like we're doing a comedy tour where we're out there 384 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:07,280 Speaker 1: on the road all the time. So um, getting everybody 385 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,119 Speaker 1: together in one place I think could be a lot 386 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,240 Speaker 1: of fun. We're gonna have all all the personalities from 387 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,000 Speaker 1: the Bees that are in the videos and on our 388 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,640 Speaker 1: podcast and myself included. We're all going to be out 389 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:19,040 Speaker 1: there meeting, greeting fans, doing some stuff on the stage, 390 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,480 Speaker 1: revealing some you know, some content that we haven't put 391 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,320 Speaker 1: out before, talking about our planes. It's gonna be a 392 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:26,359 Speaker 1: fun time, good deal. Step delon. Where do people go 393 00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:30,000 Speaker 1: to get them for about this Babylon bielive dot com. 394 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,880 Speaker 1: We put up a website for a Babylon bie live 395 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:33,480 Speaker 1: dot com. It's going to be in Fort Worth. It's 396 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:37,639 Speaker 1: the stockyard, the river Rant Stockyards. Are you familiar with that? 397 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:41,360 Speaker 1: Do you know? That is whole? The fort Worst Stockyards. 398 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,399 Speaker 1: The old Kelly's have had some times down at the 399 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:49,800 Speaker 1: fort Worst Stockyards. Babylon Belive dot com. He's set, Dylan, 400 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:54,679 Speaker 1: go check it out. Thank you brother, All right, thank you, Chris. 401 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 1: The stockyards are fun. The star you've never been to 402 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,920 Speaker 1: the stockyards? Okay, if people don't know about Fort Worth Tech. 403 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,200 Speaker 1: So I'm not gonna bother telling you about Fort Worth, Texas. 404 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:08,200 Speaker 1: It's a big city, but not they're trying to keep 405 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,320 Speaker 1: it smaller. It's it's a great place, all right, all right, 406 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:11,840 Speaker 1: all right, enough of all that. Let's get back to 407 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,760 Speaker 1: a couple of things I wanted to deal with here. First, 408 00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:20,360 Speaker 1: migrants bust to New York City, arrested after stealing twelve 409 00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:28,480 Speaker 1: thousand dollars from Macy's. Okay, obviously that sucks a little bit. 410 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:32,480 Speaker 1: But so you're telling me it's not good when you 411 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,440 Speaker 1: have young military age males, by the way, their ages 412 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:39,240 Speaker 1: were nineteen twenty one and twenty seven. When young military 413 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:44,080 Speaker 1: age males are coming in droves into your country and 414 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:48,199 Speaker 1: they're simply bust into the interior of your country, you 415 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:53,160 Speaker 1: mean there's a potential for crime and violence and mayhem. 416 00:24:54,359 --> 00:25:00,119 Speaker 1: You know, they have a brand lest some document and 417 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,840 Speaker 1: some things like that. Here, one final thing on the 418 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,199 Speaker 1: document thing, because Pence got busted today and we're going 419 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,320 Speaker 1: to talk about that. We have to get to Grant 420 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,160 Speaker 1: Home and what the communists are lying to you again 421 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:14,600 Speaker 1: and all these other things. Okay, Pence took documents Trump 422 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,320 Speaker 1: took documents, Biden took documents, and what I'm going to 423 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,400 Speaker 1: say is going to sound like I'm defending them, and 424 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,359 Speaker 1: maybe in a way it is. But hear me out 425 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,920 Speaker 1: may make you mad. But I'm just going to be honest. 426 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:33,960 Speaker 1: I want you to picture yourself. Picture yourself as some 427 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,840 Speaker 1: hugely successful person in the corporate world. And I've never 428 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,639 Speaker 1: been this person either. Okay, So I'm projecting just like 429 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,280 Speaker 1: you're projecting right now. Close your eyes if you're not driving, 430 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,800 Speaker 1: and just picture yourself. You don't do what you do. Instead, 431 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:51,639 Speaker 1: you are the CEO. You're the president and CEO of 432 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,040 Speaker 1: Merrill Lynch. You're the president and CEO of Merrill Lynch 433 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:59,200 Speaker 1: Financial Giant. And as president and CEO of Merrill Lynch, 434 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,879 Speaker 1: let's see, you're there five years, ten years. You of 435 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,800 Speaker 1: course have all these board meetings as CEO where you're 436 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:09,360 Speaker 1: deciding the direction of the company. You watch board members 437 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,480 Speaker 1: come and go. You travel a big giant like that. 438 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:17,879 Speaker 1: You travel internationally all the time. You're always on some 439 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,000 Speaker 1: first class flight, aren't you. Who am I kidding? It's 440 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,480 Speaker 1: Merrill Lynch. You're on some private jet here or some 441 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,960 Speaker 1: private jet there. We have to meet with this big 442 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:27,119 Speaker 1: Japanese firm. I've got to fly out to Tokyo in 443 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:29,320 Speaker 1: the morning. You know that kind of the stuff you 444 00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,320 Speaker 1: picture in the movie, stuff you'll never do, stuff I'll 445 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,920 Speaker 1: never do. But you're that guy, right. You have the 446 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,240 Speaker 1: little what do they call it, a decanter, Chris, the 447 00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,560 Speaker 1: thing with the booze in it, the fancy class. You 448 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,200 Speaker 1: have a decanter with the thousand dollars booze in. It's 449 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,600 Speaker 1: sitting behind your desk. That's who you are, over your 450 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:49,320 Speaker 1: penthouse in Manhattan, overlooking Wall Street, right Central Park. I'm sorry. Now, 451 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:54,800 Speaker 1: let me ask you something. Your time comes to an 452 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:58,240 Speaker 1: end there, as Ceo, either they choose to go another direction, 453 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:02,720 Speaker 1: or you choose to take advantage of the Golden Parachute 454 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,680 Speaker 1: retirement package. Oh yes, dema, we will provide you seventy 455 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:08,520 Speaker 1: five million dollars plus ten million a year in this yacht. 456 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,560 Speaker 1: Thank you for your service. I appreciate it, mister Kelly, 457 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:13,560 Speaker 1: and they really get stuff like that. I know it's crazy, 458 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,520 Speaker 1: but thank you. Thank you, Ceo Jesse, you were the best. 459 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,800 Speaker 1: Now I want you to be honest with yourself. You 460 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,840 Speaker 1: don't have to tell me. I want you to be 461 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:30,320 Speaker 1: honest with yourself. Are you taking anything on your way 462 00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:37,960 Speaker 1: out the door that technically belongs to Merrill Lynch? I 463 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:43,119 Speaker 1: mean you are? You know that right? You are? Shoot 464 00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,520 Speaker 1: you probably have done the same at one of your jobs. 465 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,720 Speaker 1: Not that I'm encouraging you ever to do so. But 466 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:53,439 Speaker 1: you never walked off with that screwdriver you used every day. 467 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,240 Speaker 1: You never you never took a staple home. I'll tell 468 00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,240 Speaker 1: you here at the studio now. It doesn't matter because 469 00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,120 Speaker 1: I buy all our college freshman food we keep in here. 470 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,960 Speaker 1: But I routinely tell the guys, dude, take it home. 471 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,960 Speaker 1: We got a booze in here from when the suits visit. 472 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,840 Speaker 1: We don't drink when we're on there. I should say 473 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,720 Speaker 1: I don't drink when I'm on the air. Chris. Anyway, 474 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,919 Speaker 1: I'll tell the guys they take that beer home. No one, 475 00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,800 Speaker 1: It's fine, take take whatever home. You do the same. 476 00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:23,040 Speaker 1: It's not good that they're taking classified documents home. It's 477 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:25,920 Speaker 1: not good that presidents and vice presidents are so willy 478 00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:30,000 Speaker 1: nilly with how they treat classified documents. But let us 479 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,879 Speaker 1: always live in the world that is real, not the 480 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:36,680 Speaker 1: world we want to believe. Presidents and vice presidents take 481 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,160 Speaker 1: trinkets on the way out the door, the same way 482 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:45,200 Speaker 1: any CEO, frankly, any employee generally does something comes with 483 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:49,000 Speaker 1: you on the way out the door. All right, now, 484 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:54,040 Speaker 1: one more thing on friends and enemies. Thank you Lindsey 485 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:58,880 Speaker 1: Graham for once again making that segment easy. And publicity 486 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,320 Speaker 1: not always good thing, that's oftentimes a lie. We'll talk 487 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,920 Speaker 1: about all those things in a moment, but first, let's 488 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,200 Speaker 1: make sure that you can actually hit the broadside of 489 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,520 Speaker 1: a barn. Do you know that people have gunfights cops 490 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:14,800 Speaker 1: and whatnot inside of elevators and both people miss every shot. 491 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:19,200 Speaker 1: Did you know that that's true? I can personally tell you. 492 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:23,960 Speaker 1: When your adrenaline gets moving, it gets difficult. Unless you've practiced, 493 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:28,640 Speaker 1: you were only as good as your training. Mantis x 494 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:32,360 Speaker 1: allows you to do that practice in the comfort of 495 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,080 Speaker 1: your home. Not only is it the coolest freaking gift ever, 496 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,560 Speaker 1: you're practicing with your weapon and getting better in your 497 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:41,960 Speaker 1: living room and your dining room, in your backyard. Mantis 498 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:48,240 Speaker 1: x dot com get one today. You're not tough, you're trained, 499 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:53,680 Speaker 1: or you're untrained. Mantis x dot com. That's mantis x 500 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,000 Speaker 1: dot Com attaches right to you weapon you practice at home. 501 00:29:56,000 --> 00:30:03,240 Speaker 1: All right, go train, We'll be back. Jesse Kelly vaccine. 502 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:12,800 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And again you can 503 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,040 Speaker 1: love it, you can hate it. The reality is the 504 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:18,720 Speaker 1: CEO takes trinkets that don't belong to him when he 505 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:24,520 Speaker 1: leaves the office and retires. Senators, vice presidents, presidents, they 506 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,960 Speaker 1: do the same thing. They shouldn't, Okay, I know it's 507 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,360 Speaker 1: against the law. They shouldn't, but they do, which is 508 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,680 Speaker 1: why it was so All this does is reveal how 509 00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:35,360 Speaker 1: hilariously over the top it was. The response to Trump. 510 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,280 Speaker 1: It was just a big fishing expedition trying to get 511 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,960 Speaker 1: him because it's one of those things they all do, 512 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:46,080 Speaker 1: all right, they all do it. Now, all publicity is 513 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:49,800 Speaker 1: not good publicity. There's some really bad publicity out there. 514 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,040 Speaker 1: Because I saw these two things. These got to me 515 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,760 Speaker 1: about the same time, and it cracks me up. Hey, Jesse, 516 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,640 Speaker 1: I'm from the socialist hellhole, New Jersey. I'm being flown 517 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,320 Speaker 1: out to central Florida for a job interview. Hopefully we'll 518 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,840 Speaker 1: get the job, be able to move out of the 519 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:07,200 Speaker 1: state and bring my dime with me and never look back. However, 520 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,200 Speaker 1: I have more pressing concerns and He goes on to 521 00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,320 Speaker 1: ask something about alligator. By the way, he asked, if 522 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:16,760 Speaker 1: alligator is any good? Alligator is fantastic if it's cooked correctly, 523 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,680 Speaker 1: Go get you some alligator. But then I see this 524 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:23,440 Speaker 1: headline too. Fox News weatherman jumped by a group of 525 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:26,000 Speaker 1: teenagers on a New York City subway. His name is 526 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,920 Speaker 1: Adam Clots. We brought him. We brought him up briefly 527 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:36,520 Speaker 1: last night. We have a branding problem in America right 528 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:40,760 Speaker 1: now as a nation, and most definitely our cities, but 529 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,719 Speaker 1: as a nation, we are seen as a degenerate bunch 530 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:48,040 Speaker 1: of losers around the world now, because it's what our 531 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,720 Speaker 1: nation is becoming as we descend further and further into 532 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:55,600 Speaker 1: the US of gay. That's one. Two. Our cities are 533 00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:01,440 Speaker 1: viewed as places that are unsafe. And I want you 534 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,760 Speaker 1: to think about something, just something, to dwell on what 535 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,800 Speaker 1: that means. Right, It's hard to step out of your 536 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,720 Speaker 1: bubble or my bubble and figure out exactly what that means. 537 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:14,720 Speaker 1: Our cities are viewed as unsafe. Do you remember most 538 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:19,520 Speaker 1: of your life Mexico has been unsafe. Let's call it unsafe. 539 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,480 Speaker 1: In general. Mexico has not thought of as a safe country. 540 00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,600 Speaker 1: It's always been kind of a violent place, a lot 541 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,360 Speaker 1: of thievery, a lot of violence down there. Can you 542 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,400 Speaker 1: remember the thoughts that went through your head when you 543 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,840 Speaker 1: would look at the murder stats for someplace like Warrez, 544 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:38,680 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's terrible down there, and you would 545 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:44,400 Speaker 1: it would shade how you viewed the entire country, right, 546 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,360 Speaker 1: because that's not every square inch of Mexico. You know 547 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,320 Speaker 1: how rural some of Mexico Ways. I can't believe I 548 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,880 Speaker 1: just said rural right off the bat without screwing it 549 00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,920 Speaker 1: up on national radio, what Chris, But you know, rural 550 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,960 Speaker 1: so much of Mexico Ways, tons of it is. But 551 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,560 Speaker 1: that didn't shade your view with a country. You could 552 00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:05,560 Speaker 1: go to a million farms, cattle ranches on Mexico, no 553 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:10,000 Speaker 1: crime whatsoever, just normal people doing their thing. But the 554 00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,240 Speaker 1: fact that people were getting their heads chopped off in 555 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:19,040 Speaker 1: Warez and hung from bridges shaded your view of the 556 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:24,880 Speaker 1: entire nation of Mexico. I will argue this because I 557 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,840 Speaker 1: hear this a lot from friends of mine on the right, 558 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,200 Speaker 1: because you know the show, it's coast to coast, from 559 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,800 Speaker 1: New York to La coast to coast. I get tons 560 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,120 Speaker 1: of friends tons of fans who email in, and they'll 561 00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:39,360 Speaker 1: say this, Jesse School America's cities, how to give a 562 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:43,800 Speaker 1: crap about New York. Okay, well, okay, I love it, 563 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,600 Speaker 1: but I'm not telling you to care about New York. 564 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,600 Speaker 1: I realize it's not for everybody. There are some people, 565 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,280 Speaker 1: certainly some people in my life. It's really not for everybody. 566 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,120 Speaker 1: So it doesn't matter whether it's for you personally or not. 567 00:33:54,680 --> 00:34:00,200 Speaker 1: All I'm telling you is this, You shouldn't definitely understand 568 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,640 Speaker 1: that New York is really important and that a new 569 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:10,560 Speaker 1: headline popping up every single day about this horrible thing 570 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:16,200 Speaker 1: and this horrible thing, it shades how the entire world 571 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,160 Speaker 1: views all of America. But oh, we're not like that 572 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,360 Speaker 1: in Iowa. I know you're not. I get that. I 573 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:27,120 Speaker 1: know they lump you in with everyone else because of 574 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,239 Speaker 1: these headlines. That's all I'm saying. All right, I'm not 575 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,839 Speaker 1: gonna last long on this now. I wanted to get 576 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:36,640 Speaker 1: to something actually I talked about last night. In fact, 577 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,440 Speaker 1: I could bring up the audio from last night for you, 578 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,479 Speaker 1: but I won't. But you remember what I was talking about, 579 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:48,080 Speaker 1: how the communist operates, how the gas stove band it 580 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:49,920 Speaker 1: all of a sudden, it was just a couple of headlines, 581 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,760 Speaker 1: and you got outraged about it. Never You're never taking 582 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:58,160 Speaker 1: my gas stove. And then the communists immediately responded by saying, 583 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:04,279 Speaker 1: what guy stove? No one spanning that that's ridiculous. And 584 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:08,360 Speaker 1: then we talked extensively last night how that gas stove 585 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:13,239 Speaker 1: band headlines. All they were was the final reveal of 586 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:17,319 Speaker 1: something that was already put into place. Keep in mind 587 00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,400 Speaker 1: New York, California, they already have these gas stove bands. 588 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,720 Speaker 1: Most of them are written into law. They are coming, 589 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:28,480 Speaker 1: They're here. Energy Secretary grand Holme was asked about them today. 590 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,520 Speaker 1: This is what the communist does. Float insane things, wait 591 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,000 Speaker 1: for you to get mad, and then act like it's 592 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,120 Speaker 1: just so bonkers that anyone would think this is happening. 593 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:41,360 Speaker 1: This is happening in two of the most populated states 594 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,440 Speaker 1: in the Union. The big energy story over the last 595 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,200 Speaker 1: couple of weeks has been my gas stove. I'm a 596 00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,600 Speaker 1: gas stove owner. Can I say that is so ridiculous 597 00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,239 Speaker 1: that story because okay, well, I was like, well, the 598 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,640 Speaker 1: government's coming into thinking of stove and is so not true. 599 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,319 Speaker 1: It's one hundred percent true, one thousand percent true. But 600 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,680 Speaker 1: my favorite part is the communist Apparatchek journalist here who 601 00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:06,440 Speaker 1: actually clearly wants them to ban the stoves, then chooses 602 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,960 Speaker 1: to start monologuing for that is not and in fairness, 603 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,080 Speaker 1: the science on this as well established. There's nothing new here, 604 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,239 Speaker 1: of course, a science as well. They love doing this, 605 00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,040 Speaker 1: haven't you How many times have you heard this in 606 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:19,879 Speaker 1: the past couple of years? The science is settled. Those 607 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,560 Speaker 1: are two of the things that I'm gonna start using 608 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,440 Speaker 1: a lot, because I love using communist tactics against them. 609 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,480 Speaker 1: I think it's fantastic, mark my words, Chris. Two things 610 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,400 Speaker 1: then I'm gonna work into the repertoire for twenty twenty three. One, 611 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,640 Speaker 1: I'm gonna just say the science is always settled. When 612 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,719 Speaker 1: it's not settled at all, doesn't matter that there's the 613 00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:39,520 Speaker 1: science is settled. And two, I love this one that's 614 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,719 Speaker 1: been debunked. They love using all that one that's been debunked. 615 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,120 Speaker 1: What debunked by? Who? What? Hold on? And then you'll 616 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,480 Speaker 1: ask him for examples that it was just some communists 617 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,520 Speaker 1: who said it was debunked, So well, yeah, I know 618 00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:52,560 Speaker 1: this guy said it was debunked. Anyway, he goes on 619 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,880 Speaker 1: the health risks posed by gas stoves. And as I 620 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,640 Speaker 1: diddle a poke around, I discovered that the government right 621 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,920 Speaker 1: now is the partner of that of energy. You want 622 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:06,120 Speaker 1: to electrify and remove natural gas right as a fossil fuel. Right? 623 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,080 Speaker 1: I mean people aren't aware that, you know, kids who 624 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,799 Speaker 1: have asthma. Twelve percent of kids who have asthma are 625 00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:14,040 Speaker 1: because they were exposed to gas stoves. Oh, we're not 626 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:17,000 Speaker 1: going to burn gas stoves. That pridiculous, What a crazy story. 627 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,880 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Hey, did you know gas stoves are 628 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,360 Speaker 1: killing children? No, we're definitely not going to ban them. 629 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,319 Speaker 1: They're just they're murdering children. Do you want to murder children? Boy, 630 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,560 Speaker 1: that's your government right there. All right? The Biden think 631 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:31,440 Speaker 1: tank bill gates the debt ceiling. Hey go