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Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Brigard Wineker. We're

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Speaker 2: in the backyard as usual. It's lovely weather. I just

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Speaker 3: Sort of this lovely weather.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love this. Okay, the guest is already. We'll

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Speaker 2: get into what type of weather we're dealing with here,

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Speaker 2: I wish I had known this. I recently bought I

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Speaker 2: It's a horrible cherry flavor. And then I was stuck

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Speaker 2: Robbie Hoffman. Robbie welcome guy said, no gifts, thanks for

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Speaker 2: having me. So you're not into this weather?

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Speaker 3: Oh what is it? It's not even weather. It's gray white.

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Speaker 3: It's a little cold. It's always been a little cold

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Speaker 2: I mean it has been probably since November kind of

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Speaker 3: Now we're basically June, and this is what it is,

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Speaker 3: isn't what it was, just like the gatorade isn't what

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Speaker 2: How long have you been in La?

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Speaker 2: I feel like, well, June has always been bad, not

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Speaker 3: I mean. This has been gloomy. The past couple of

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Speaker 3: never hot, Yes, it is. How long you've been here.

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Speaker 2: I've been here for thirteen years.

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Speaker 3: Whatever. Okay, what is it a competition?

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Speaker 2: Yes, June people need to know. If you're planning on

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Speaker 3: You want to come in the winter.

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Speaker 2: You want to come October to December. Yeah, but before

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Speaker 2: that's when the rain comes.

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Speaker 3: Guys. La just isn't what it was. It's fine, it's

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Speaker 3: to al Nino. I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 2: It's something is happening, right, Yeah, I feel like it's

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Speaker 3: Yeah. No, it's definitely. I never think that they said

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Speaker 2: Is that true? Is El Nino just kind of an

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Speaker 3: Yeah, everything that is a new thing just ends up now.

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Speaker 2: Everything gets bigger and then permanent. But that's why eggs

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Speaker 2: Every restaurant now a meal is twenty five dollars. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's employee wellness surcharges. Now we're subsidizing the owners

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Speaker 3: Because we subsidize business owners.

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Speaker 2: You shift the guilt onto the consumer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's excellent. I love subsidizing absolutely everything.

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Speaker 2: But ultimately, the weather's good.

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Speaker 3: Right now, it's fine. I wouldn't consider as.

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Speaker 2: Good weather, but it's pleasant and you feel it.

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Speaker 3: Literally is fine, nothing more, nothing less. It's fine.

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Speaker 2: You're neither hot nor cold.

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Speaker 2: You come up from kind of gloomy climates, sure.

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Speaker 3: In the winter in Canada, too, it's sunny as all hell.

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Speaker 2: It's a really really crystal clear blue scratch.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what this looks like too A little bit gray.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I like this grey.

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Speaker 2: I feel interesting?

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Speaker 2: It does feel. I don't know how to really describe it,

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Speaker 2: other side. Thank you. I need a haircut desperately.

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Speaker 2: I think I went one week too long.

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Speaker 2: That's not nothing, but it's better than most places. Now,

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Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, I mean I'm I'm paying forty at my barber, okay,

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Speaker 2: which is just recently went up. As we're talking about

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Speaker 2: More, right, just wanting more.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like we're like, well, inflation, this is not like

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Speaker 2: How often she's getting her hair done.

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Speaker 3: I'm just an unbelievable. There's the tax where's the tax break? There?

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Speaker 2: There simply a woman break. It got a steal.

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Speaker 2: You sold your car reson that so I did because

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Speaker 2: Right to have two cars, you may.

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Speaker 3: What am I to stand up comic with two cars?

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Speaker 2: Right to happen to have two cars? We're even storing

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Speaker 3: That's it. And street parking, yeah, no, it's awful.

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Speaker 3: Street parking another scam. Oh shoot side you never see

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Speaker 2: I've gotten the tickets.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, of course they do the ticket sweep.

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Speaker 2: But then there are streets that simply don't have that.

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Speaker 3: No, they never clean. I've in five years in La

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Speaker 2: I drove an eighty six accurate Legend for a really

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Speaker 2: Not a great experience. But it was a luxury car,

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Speaker 2: you know. It had luxury holdovers from nineteen eighty six

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Speaker 3: Right, It sounds like a fucking nightmare.

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Speaker 2: I think I paid one thousand dollars for it, Okay,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I sold nine for six Wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, did you sell it through craigslist?

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Speaker 3: My friend Sophie shout out to Sophie Blumenthal sp exchange

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Speaker 3: No, she just she's she's good at flipping old things. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So can I ask what you're driving now?

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Speaker 3: A Porsche at two thousand and seven Porsch?

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Speaker 3: It's excellent, It's incredible. Yeah, you don't really get to

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Speaker 3: It's like it's a very deep blue and it's got

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it is great. It is great. It's amazing. It's

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Speaker 2: It's just waiting. Did you say I want to buy

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Speaker 3: It's Land and we say Germany because it's a different

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I guess there was just a period in history

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Speaker 3: We don't say deutsch Land, we say Germany.

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Speaker 2: Deutschland is a wonderful word.

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Speaker 3: It's scary. I find it terrifying personally, that's problem. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: We get to Deutsch? Do you have like a least

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Speaker 2: The pri is such an innocent call.

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Speaker 3: No, they've gone out of their way to make it

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Speaker 3: It seems really cheap and clickety like planky inside the

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Speaker 2: We have two things to say about Tesla. First, the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they pull from Porsche, they pull from from whatever.

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Speaker 2: Right, it kind of looks like a cheap video game car.

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Speaker 2: Second of all, I think people who like, if someone

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Speaker 2: Before it was like you want an electric car whatever,

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Speaker 3: Yeah? And also electric cars it's there's gonna be it's

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Speaker 3: Or cars with small that you don't use as much

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Speaker 2: Though, what's your mileche on this thing? Or what do

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I like them. I appreciate, but I hear their

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Speaker 2: To be nightmares. Yeah, and I mean the gas that

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're that stupid everybody having a big car. I

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Speaker 3: have two seats. I'm not car pooling. I don't you

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00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,919
Speaker 3: fucking take an uber. It's not taking you anywhere. If

442
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,200
Speaker 3: you're not, If you're not my girl, get the fuck

443
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:58,040
Speaker 3: out of my car. I got nothing to do with

444
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:58,640
Speaker 3: you in my car.

445
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,680
Speaker 2: It is so rare that I have like a full

446
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,160
Speaker 2: four people in my car.

447
00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:05,840
Speaker 3: No, it's like having a guest room for this. It's like,

448
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:11,919
Speaker 3: what get a hotel? You're staying here? You're not staying here. No,

449
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:13,520
Speaker 3: I keep be in a guest room for one week

450
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,800
Speaker 3: a year. Get the hell out of here. You're grown waste,

451
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,240
Speaker 3: absolute waste.

452
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,760
Speaker 2: Well, look, we've got to talk about something else. Podcast

453
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,440
Speaker 2: is called. I said, no gifts. Yeah, I was really

454
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,760
Speaker 2: excited to have you here today.

455
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:30,160
Speaker 3: Oh great, I know nothing about your full discussion.

456
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,320
Speaker 2: I think you're so funny.

457
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,360
Speaker 3: I think you're funny. I'm enjoying talking to.

458
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,680
Speaker 2: I was really looking forward to you being here.

459
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:36,800
Speaker 3: I'm thrilled to be here.

460
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,720
Speaker 2: You show up and you have a gift. Yes, it

461
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,440
Speaker 2: should we open the gift. What's the deal?

462
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:50,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me give you the gift.

463
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 2: Okay, it's in your glasses case. So it's kind of

464
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,159
Speaker 2: a sneak gift.

465
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,400
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well what am I going out of my way

466
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 3: to toys? R us picking the latest, the greatest lego. No,

467
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:10,120
Speaker 3: the fucking contner says I need a gift. I said,

468
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,760
Speaker 3: all right, I'll bring them whatever the hell I have.

469
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 3: I can you know this guy, he's asking me for

470
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 3: shit already. I'm not getting paid for this. I brought

471
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 3: you a cigarette.

472
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 2: A cigarette?

473
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is depending who you are. It's

474
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,160
Speaker 3: a great gift. Let's say you needed a cigarette.

475
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 2: I've never smoked a cigarette, so smoke one. No, absolutely, Well,

476
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 2: there are so many things I'll do on this podcast.

477
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:31,560
Speaker 2: I will not smoke a cigarette.

478
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,680
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, do you smoke occasionally? Socially?

479
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 2: Occasional smokers are so interesting to me. Yeah, because it

480
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,560
Speaker 2: is such a highly addictive thing.

481
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:43,000
Speaker 3: Well, it depends if you have an addictive person. I

482
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,560
Speaker 3: can go through EBB and flows like I can have

483
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:45,960
Speaker 3: a pack and then not for six months.

484
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,119
Speaker 2: I mean, to me, that seems really like an impressive

485
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 2: human feet.

486
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 3: I think different people have a propensity towards addiction, right,

487
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 3: I mean I grew up kosher, very like dietary restrictions,

488
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 3: probably till about nine. And I was very comfortable with temptation.

489
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,720
Speaker 3: When I was younger and kids would walk by with McDonald's.

490
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 3: All I wanted was a nugget, right right. But the

491
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 3: smell would pass and I would be home and eat

492
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,119
Speaker 3: my mother's stew or whatever the hell she made, and

493
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 3: I was satiated and full, and I never thought about

494
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 3: it again. So I'm very okay with temptation.

495
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 2: Wow, that's yeah. I think I avoid temptation. I don't

496
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 2: know that I'm good with it.

497
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've practiced it though from a young age, and

498
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 3: many many aspects can't do this. You can't. You know,

499
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 3: there's many things I would want to do as a

500
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:36,159
Speaker 3: kid that I just accepted I didn't do right, and

501
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 3: it's okay, you want to for a second and let

502
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,439
Speaker 3: it pass. It's the same in a relationship when people

503
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,919
Speaker 3: are tempted by others and I don't really have that.

504
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,919
Speaker 3: Let's say I'm in a relationship. Typically I'm choosing to

505
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 3: be in that relationship, thrilled about it, but I'm not

506
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 3: easily tempted by somebody like a flirt or something like that.

507
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,679
Speaker 3: Or I'm fine too, all right, she talked to me

508
00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 3: in a way and I move on.

509
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 2: That's terrific. I mean, what are some things that like

510
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,159
Speaker 2: as you became an adult, you that you wanted to

511
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 2: try as a kid that you've like?

512
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 3: The food like McDonald's. I think it's the best restaurant

513
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 3: in the world. Yeah, I probably have it once a

514
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:12,120
Speaker 3: month now.

515
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 2: Order of McDonald's.

516
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:17,959
Speaker 3: I like the McChicken co medium fry diet coke. I

517
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 3: stick with that. I like also the two burger.

518
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 2: Cheeseburger. That's my order.

519
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 3: If I'm a McDonald's, yea so it's just nice. It's

520
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 3: just you know, they have the most restaurants in the

521
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 3: world for a reason.

522
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 2: Right, right, So you tried McDonalds twice.

523
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 3: I think it's the best restaurant in the world.

524
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,800
Speaker 2: Taste only wow, and do you like do you think

525
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,160
Speaker 2: that's because of like the calculated like the food science

526
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,200
Speaker 2: version of McDonald's.

527
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 3: It's candy, it's it's the best tasting food.

528
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know that. I like a McChicken,

529
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 2: that's fine. I like a chicken McNugget.

530
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. The nuggets is too much.

531
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 2: See the exact opposite for me. I feel like the

532
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 2: McChicken is too much of the with the McNugget. I

533
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 2: can one have some French fries and I'm really you

534
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 2: can modulate how much chicken you're eating.

535
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 3: I might pick up a M chicken meal after this.

536
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,399
Speaker 2: There's one down the street.

537
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:10,919
Speaker 3: He can't wait.

538
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 2: I've got easy access to McDonald's.

539
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:15,120
Speaker 3: That's say perfect, that's perfect.

540
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,439
Speaker 2: Okay, So you've tried food, like new foods that you

541
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 2: were able to try before anything. I smoked.

542
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fun.

543
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:25,160
Speaker 2: When did you start smoking?

544
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:28,120
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say I even started smoking Okay, just if

545
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 3: I have drinks or whatever, people smoke. It's social. I

546
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 3: love to be social. Right, I'm smoking a lot this month,

547
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 3: just because I'm in love and having fun and letting

548
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 3: myself live a life. But I'll cut it out.

549
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 2: Does your girlfriend smoke?

550
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 3: No, we just enjoy to share a cigarette after a

551
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,199
Speaker 3: drink or something when we're talking.

552
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,879
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a really I guess, like if there's an

553
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,399
Speaker 2: ideal of smoking, this is it.

554
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:54,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

555
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think if you have an addictive personality whatever,

556
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,000
Speaker 3: maybe don't do you know that? But I've never done

557
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 3: drugs or that sort of thing, so and it doesn't

558
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 3: that doesn't. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah.

559
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,399
Speaker 2: Somebody recently asked me if I had done cocaine, and

560
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 2: I never. I haven't, and I because I know, just

561
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 2: based on my normal chemical level of personality, I would

562
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,880
Speaker 2: need that drug all day every day.

563
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,680
Speaker 3: Oh, you have an addictive No, I think I would

564
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 3: be scared. I'm I'm always scared of like I do

565
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 3: stand up and I don't have the temperament for the scene.

566
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 3: Oh you know, so I'm not like hanging out and

567
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 3: all these like old guys want to just like I

568
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 3: don't want to hang out with you guys. I have

569
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 3: friends and a girlfriend and a life, and can I

570
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 3: work and go home you know, exact way. That's why

571
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 3: I am so I don't love like you know, a mask.

572
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,639
Speaker 3: Like if somebody is like medicating or something in a

573
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,880
Speaker 3: way that makes me uncomfortable, I feel like it's kind

574
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 3: of their problem. I don't want to be around their

575
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 3: problems as much, right, I get my own that. I

576
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 3: want to just take care of me.

577
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:02,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm I mean, I'm fully on board with this.

578
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 2: I mean I don't do stand up, but coworkers wanting

579
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 2: to do things outside of work. It's just like we

580
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 2: just spent eight hours together. Yeah, why in the world.

581
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 1: I love to.

582
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 3: Trash doc if I'm working a show, if I'm staffing,

583
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 3: I love a gossip After work, we get in the elevator,

584
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,439
Speaker 3: shut up, wait till the doors closed, and then you

585
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 3: fucking unload. There's something really cathartic about creating drama and

586
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 3: then shit talking. That's what work is. It's a lot

587
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 3: of political dramas and hating people, rage, hating, and it's

588
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 3: all kind of harmless hate. So it's it's really a

589
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 3: nice outlet for that sort of thing.

590
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 2: So much of shit. Talking has fallen away with Zoom,

591
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 2: because if you're in a writer's room on Zoom, there's

592
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 2: frequently one person that you're like. I'm pretty sure several

593
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 2: of my coworkers also hate this person, and there's no real.

594
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 3: Way to Yeah, I would I hit the phones. I

595
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,600
Speaker 3: love to hit the phones after work, hit and stand up.

596
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 3: We still to you know, should talk and it's all good.

597
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 3: Doesn't mean to go I should talk. I don't like you.

598
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 3: This is just how I like. This is how we communicate,

599
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 3: right right, Not the most personal thing in the world.

600
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,679
Speaker 2: No, it feels great to just know somebody else doesn't

601
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 2: like a person. Makes you feel a little less crazy. Yeah,

602
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 2: of course, it's just something to talk about.

603
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 3: It's great and it's great fodder.

604
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 2: It's incredible fodder people.

605
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 3: You know. I think people say, well, don't talk bad

606
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,639
Speaker 3: about people, this and that. But it's like if you

607
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 3: worked in lumber if you were a what's it called lumberjacks, lumberjack,

608
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 3: you know you if you worked with wood and you

609
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 3: chop trees, would you not talk about different lumber? Could

610
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 3: you not talk about your materials? I work with people

611
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 3: that is my material, and I talk about them. I

612
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 3: fully feel it's my prerogative to do. So.

613
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 2: Have you ever been caught sit talking about somebody?

614
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 3: Well, Elise, we're always caught, but we're very open about it.

615
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 3: I think in this type of community, I think it's like, yeah,

616
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 3: so you know, real, who cares? I feel like I'm

617
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 3: pretty careful about the story keeping people from I mean,

618
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,239
Speaker 3: although the people that I really want to talk shit on,

619
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 3: I almost want them to know. Yeah, if you're too careful.

620
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 3: I mean, you're a comedy writer. You know, you got

621
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,960
Speaker 3: to get into it to write it. You know, get

622
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 3: into it to see where your writing goes, right?

623
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 2: Right? What do you think about fashion in comedy? I

624
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 2: feel like fashion in comedy has really become a thing,

625
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 2: and it's but within comedy itself, explain kind of grinds

626
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 2: my gears. Like there's like this new importance placed on fashion,

627
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 2: Like you almost need to be a model to be

628
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 2: in comedy. Really, I feel like that's a new thing

629
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 2: that drives me in I think it's Instagram that drives this.

630
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 3: Is this a guy or girl thing?

631
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 2: Both? Everybody?

632
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 3: Really?

633
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you haven't noticed this.

634
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 3: I don't think you have to be a model to

635
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 3: be I mean, stand ups, I love are hideous people.

636
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 2: They should be.

637
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't consider myself a model. I'm a very

638
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 3: good standard.

639
00:29:58,720 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 2: You're very stylish.

640
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 3: I have stylish and I'm low key pretty. That is true,

641
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 3: but I wouldn't say model.

642
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 2: But I don't feel like you place an importance on it,

643
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 2: like it's not part of your part.

644
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 3: I do love fashion inside.

645
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 2: But when you're on stage or when you're doing comedy,

646
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 2: are you thinking I hope people notice how cool I look.

647
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 3: No, I love to express myself through clothing right right,

648
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 3: and were things that I'm comfortable with. I think for me,

649
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 3: somebody who struggles with some level of dysphoria or gender dysphoria.

650
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 3: For me, clothing is an easy way to present more

651
00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 3: like myself.

652
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 2: Sure, totally.

653
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 3: It's non permanent, it's impermanent. It's just comfortable and it

654
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 3: just makes me feel good from as soon as I'm dressed.

655
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 3: You know, when I'm not dressed, you know, I do

656
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 3: feel kind. I don't have the worst case of dysphoria

657
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 3: I've ever heard of, but it's just a way to

658
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 3: make I think everything you do. If you can express

659
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 3: yourself in everything that you do, then why not choose

660
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 3: to do that? I wearing anything for anything's sake is

661
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 3: just feels like a missed opportunity to be more you. Right, So,

662
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 3: and I enjoy being Mormy every year. So I don't know,

663
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 3: I think that's lovely.

664
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I think you're coming from a very

665
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 2: healthy perspective about.

666
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm not like you know. I like well

667
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 3: made things. I typically like vintage. I again, I love

668
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 3: buying high quality of things versus fast fashion. But you

669
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 3: know many things, I'd rather have less things that I love.

670
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 3: It's not to say I'm above, you know, picking up whatever,

671
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 3: but if I can love how I look and feel

672
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 3: every day, I would prefer to do that than the other.

673
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 2: Right for right, where are you getting vintage clothes? I

674
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 2: feel like it's I mean, I think I feel like

675
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 2: I saw a headline recently that it's just become kind

676
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 2: of impossible because of resellers, the vultures circling the goodwills,

677
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 2: you know, this sort of thing.

678
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do. I go to some of the more

679
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 3: curated stores. I love Wasteland. It can be expensive, but

680
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 3: again I don't buy a lot of things. And if

681
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 3: I buy one thing, I resell another thing.

682
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 2: Oh very small.

683
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you buy high quality. I bought a jacket

684
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,719
Speaker 3: that I ended up just not wearing a lot. I

685
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 3: was able to sell it right, so I didn't lose money.

686
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 3: Money sat in there like my car very sharp. Yeah,

687
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 3: I'm conservative about money in a way. That's like if

688
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 3: I can utilize it and it's serving me, then it's money.

689
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 3: Well like put to use, and I would say it's

690
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 3: really working, it's not gone right right, And I feel

691
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 3: that with most things.

692
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 2: How many cigarettes are you buying a month?

693
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 3: So this month I bought literally like two packs, which

694
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 3: is a lot.

695
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 2: How much does a pack of cigarettes cost to this one?

696
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 3: Thirteen dollars? That seems crazy to me, Well, you don't

697
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 3: smoke well exactly. But like if it seems crazy to

698
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 3: me is that you've never had a cigarette.

699
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 2: I never had one. I have no interest.

700
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,440
Speaker 3: I mean it sounds like you have a lot of interest,

701
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 3: because it sounds like you might find yourself addicted.

702
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 2: I think I might.

703
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 3: You're scared of it, your own temptation or your your

704
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 3: ability to control yourself. That's probably true, no self control.

705
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 3: Look at your out of control.

706
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 2: I have a mess stress. People are begging me to

707
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 2: get back in line.

708
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 3: That's it.

709
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 2: And I'm just my life is an absolute storm of hell,

710
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 2: and yeah, uh no, I do. I think I probably

711
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 2: would become addicted to cigarettes.

712
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, so then give it back.

713
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 2: I'm keeping it. I have to keep it.

714
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 3: You have to keep it. Where are you going to

715
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 3: put it?

716
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 2: I'll probably put it on my shelf where all my

717
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 2: other gifts are.

718
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 3: Okay, that's by the way, depending that could be a

719
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 3: killer gift, Sticky if somebody needs Stiggy, if somebody wants

720
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 3: like fuck, fuck, let's spark it up.

721
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 2: Do you when somebody bums a cigarette from you, or

722
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 2: you bothered or you havy?

723
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 3: I give them two three because I typically almost never

724
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 3: have a pack and I bum you know, if I've

725
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 3: gone out, we're standing outside and people are having a smoke,

726
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, whoever of my friends won't give me

727
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 3: a drag? You know? Just right? I love a little

728
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 3: buzz from that. And that's it.

729
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 2: Do you remember your first cigarette?

730
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 3: No? Yeah, I do, kind of. Actually, well, I made

731
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 3: a pact with a friend in high school that if

732
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 3: she tried cigarettes, I would try it with her. And

733
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 3: then she tried it with some boy that she liked

734
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 3: or something like that, and it hurt me. But then

735
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,839
Speaker 3: I tried it not too long after Okay, alone, no,

736
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 3: with with friends, with friends, it was not Yeah.

737
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 2: I don't think really pleasant experience.

738
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then in university, I guess people like smoke

739
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,080
Speaker 3: ciggis when they were I still it was always social

740
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 3: for me and it continues to be so.

741
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of people could just do it socially,

742
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 2: and I think I find that very fascinating. Yeah, just

743
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 2: based on how many people are full un addicted.

744
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say that this month, if I'm totally honest,

745
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 3: it hasn't a thousand percent been social, but it's been

746
00:34:55,920 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 3: I'm allowing myself to live a full, dangerous life for

747
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 3: like one month of like I'm newly in love, I'm

748
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 3: doing shows, we're on strike. There's an uncertainty and just

749
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 3: just to lean into kind of a lifestyle that isn't

750
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 3: the most you know, responsible with everything.

751
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 2: Are you ever smoking behind the wheel?

752
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a great time to smoke.

753
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 2: I feel like you were in a poor smoking mean

754
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 2: what could be cooler?

755
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, except that I spit after I smoke, which friends

756
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 3: gonna test is disgusting. I don't love the aftertaste.

757
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,320
Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm not familiar with spitting after smokeing.

758
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't love an aftertaste. So that's the issue

759
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 3: with me. So that's why I'm not like a major smoker.

760
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 2: Right, what is the aftertaste?

761
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 3: Like, I don't know, just nasty cigarette aftertaste.

762
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 2: Do you have a brand?

763
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a very light cigarette. It's like the lightest

764
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 3: you can get. It's a Parliament light. Yeah, the closest.

765
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 2: I mean. My only interaction with the cigarette world was

766
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 2: I was a secret shopper for a while when I

767
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 2: was in college. I would go from gas station to

768
00:35:55,640 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 2: gas station and try to buy cigarettes, and when they

769
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,719
Speaker 2: would ask for my light my ID, I would say, oh,

770
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 2: I forgot it at home, And if they still let

771
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 2: me buy cigarettes, I would write them up.

772
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 3: And that's awful.

773
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 2: They always ask me for I D because I looked

774
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 2: like in college, I looked like I was thirteen. Yeah,

775
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 2: so it was like, of course, I mean, but the

776
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,800
Speaker 2: people who hired me had never seen me in person,

777
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 2: so they didn't realize I looked like a child. So

778
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 2: I was the person who should not have been doing

779
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 2: this job. Yeah, but I got to I think it

780
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 2: was ten dollars a time, went back out into my car,

781
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 2: wrote a little review and moved on with my life.

782
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 3: Wow, and they gave me a dollar fifty.

783
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 2: I would nark constantly.

784
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,800
Speaker 3: I don't we don't fucking snitch.

785
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 2: This is a very pro rat podcast.

786
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 3: Oh God, I have a cigarette, change your life.

787
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,439
Speaker 2: I refuse. I would order camel lights. I would ask

788
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 2: for a packet of camel lights.

789
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 3: I don't know.

790
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 2: I felt like a like just slightly off way of like, oh,

791
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 2: this person obviously knows what they want rather than just

792
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 2: camels or but so you're a Parliament smoker.

793
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:09,359
Speaker 3: Well, when I smoke now it's I barely guys, calm down.

794
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 2: Probably is lighting up right now to imagine.

795
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 3: Was there.

796
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 2: I feel like Canada probably got rid of smoking sections

797
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 2: in restaurants before the United States. Yeah, do you remember

798
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 2: when that happened?

799
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 3: I don't. But also yes and no, because in Montreal

800
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 3: it's very French. It's very smoky. I mean they kind

801
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 3: of do it, but people don't care a tremendous amount.

802
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 3: It's also really cold. They have like smoking tins and

803
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 3: stuff kind of like you're outside but you're not outside,

804
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 3: kind of like a thing.

805
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 2: Like this, and it's a smoking tint well.

806
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 3: Like something like this. Okay, like yeah, yeah.

807
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I feel like high schools have smoked or

808
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:50,320
Speaker 2: at some point it's smoking patios.

809
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 3: Oh wow, No, my high school, you could not smoke

810
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 3: on the premise.

811
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 2: No, it was That would be absurd at my high school. Yeah,

812
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 2: but I guess have you ever heard of a smoking

813
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 2: patio at a high school? On else? Am I making

814
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 2: this up? Maybe it's for the teachers and the students

815
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 2: are taking advantage.

816
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:04,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, teachers smoked.

817
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, teachers have gotta be smoking.

818
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 3: Oh my god, give them something. Their life is not easy.

819
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,399
Speaker 2: Well, I have my cigarette here. I mean maybe somebody else.

820
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 2: Do cigarettes expire?

821
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 3: I don't know.

822
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 2: It's an interesting question that nobody has the answer to.

823
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 2: I have to imagine they do at some point.

824
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's.

825
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 2: The plant herby thing inside of that's got to go

826
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 2: lanted or something.

827
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 3: Is your watchworking?

828
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 2: Oh it is? Yeah?

829
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 3: Why I just want to see if you're wearing it

830
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 3: for fashion.

831
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:35,919
Speaker 2: I'm wearing it for both.

832
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:38,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, so see you care about fashion. Look at you.

833
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 3: You're not just putting on anything willy nilly.

834
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 2: Yeah. I like to try to look nice.

835
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 3: So then why are you mad that other people do so?

836
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 2: I just I'm not mad at other people. I'm mad

837
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 2: that it's within comedy, and I'm not even mad, I'm annoyed. Yeah,

838
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 2: I'm annoyed that like it's now taking precedents over being funny.

839
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 3: You think so, I think so?

840
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:55,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely.

841
00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 3: Example, I'm not naming names. No, well, I don't know.

842
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 3: I think both can be true.

843
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, of course I love when somebody is

844
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 2: well dressed. But within comedy, I wanted to be funny first.

845
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 3: A thousand percent. But there's lots of things that ruin that,

846
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 3: like what popularity, like social media, like drama, you know,

847
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 3: like coolness, or you know, something that isn't related to

848
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 3: being funny, right, like advocacy people who told more of

849
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 3: a political line and more have a political agenda. It's

850
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 3: not necessarily funny, but it's like you know, you're clapping. Well,

851
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 3: they said it. Agree. There's a lot that comes in

852
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 3: between being funny.

853
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I guess thing. I mean, I don't know.

854
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 2: In comedy, I just want it to be funny.

855
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 3: Great, No, no, but you know what, you're a comedy writer,

856
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 3: doesn't do stand up? What do you think of a

857
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 3: stand up? Who does comedy writing?

858
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 2: Love it if they're happy doing it? Yeah, I know

859
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 2: a lot of stand ups aren't happy writing because they're

860
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:01,880
Speaker 2: not the same skill.

861
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 3: But there's a lot of good transferable skill.

862
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 2: There, certainly, certainly, but neither is interchangeable. You know, you can.

863
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 2: I've seen stand ups in comedy rooms who just it's

864
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 2: not what they do, and then they're unhappy. Yeah, and

865
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 2: then they're making everyone else unhappy.

866
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,439
Speaker 3: I do both, and I appreciate both. I think both

867
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:24,399
Speaker 3: help the other thing.

868
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 2: They're both wonderful. Yeah, both lovely.

869
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 3: When are you starting stand up?

870
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:33,879
Speaker 2: Refuse? I refuse to do stand up. It's a hard thing.

871
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:34,760
Speaker 3: To give me your premise.

872
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 2: Absolutely, leave me be. I mean, the thing that does

873
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 2: drive me crazy is when someone thinks they can just

874
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 2: jump into standards.

875
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 3: It's crazy.

876
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, that's going to be a decade,

877
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 2: something's going to happen next week.

878
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 3: No, I know it's crazy, but a.

879
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 2: Lot of people think it's as simple.

880
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 3: I take everything seriously. You know, I'm starting to get

881
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 3: acting opportunities people or you know, booking for this or that,

882
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 3: you know, and acting in the way that Jerry Seinfeld acts.

883
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 3: You know, you're like me, which is a new skill

884
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 3: in itself to act like me in front of cameras

885
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 3: and not look at the camera because stand up, when

886
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 3: there's a camera, I look right into the barrel of

887
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 3: the camera. With acting, pretend it's not there. So it's

888
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 3: a totally different thing. But I take it extremely seriously,

889
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 3: even getting these small parts or whatever. I take acting classes,

890
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 3: I run the auditions. I do really really because if

891
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 3: somebody is giving me a shot and somebody is putting

892
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 3: me forward on this, I respect acting so much too.

893
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 3: When I'm behind the scenes and we're we're casting on

894
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:35,359
Speaker 3: things that I've worked on. I love when we get

895
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 3: good tapes and I love when we get great actings.

896
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 3: So I might not know everything about it, but I

897
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 3: know good from bad, and I appreciate it as its

898
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 3: own skill as well. It's difficult, so it's interesting when

899
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 3: people with stand up, you know, like it's its own

900
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 3: you know thing too. So I take every art extremely seriously.

901
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 3: It's the reason I don't write off something like fashion.

902
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 3: I think it's artistry. It can be. I think there's

903
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 3: something really great about art being every day where or something,

904
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 3: or just you take it for granted because it's so innocuous, right,

905
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 3: It really is a creative pursuit and endeavor.

906
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 2: Well, and just to be clear, I'm not writing off fashion.

907
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, but you know what I mean, there's nothing.

908
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 3: There's nothing that I don't you know what I mean

909
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 3: that I couldn't appreciate as it's craft or its skin

910
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 3: right of course something.

911
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, no disagreement there, Yeah, absolutely no disagreement there. I

912
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 2: think we should play a game.

913
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 3: Let's do it.

914
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 2: We're gonna play a game called Gift or a Curse.

915
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna well, I need a number between one and

916
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 2: ten from you for Okay, I have to do some

917
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 2: light calculating to get our game pieces right now. You

918
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 2: can promote something, you can recommend something.

919
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 3: Okay, here's the thing, here's the tea. Guys. Rachel Coley

920
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 3: and I have a podcast coming out. It's either called

921
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 3: they versus Them, do not add us, we don't care,

922
00:42:55,800 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 3: or called something like straight, mad and poor. We don't

923
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:04,720
Speaker 3: know yet. Okay. The podcast will hopefully will be released

924
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 3: next month. We will be in New York at the

925
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 3: Bellhouse on June twenty seventh for a live podcast record.

926
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 3: We expect to sell out to not DM me after

927
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:19,959
Speaker 3: you miss tickets, get them now. It's all over our socials.

928
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:21,320
Speaker 2: What is this podcast.

929
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,360
Speaker 3: It's a podcast.

930
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 2: Is it going to be a regular thing?

931
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 3: Yeah? And it's starting next month. Yeah, what is the

932
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 3: plan with this podcast? We've been recording and recording.

933
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it just right now, it felt like

934
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 2: you've just decided if we're going to do a podcast.

935
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,879
Speaker 3: Well, that's It's that's also a little bit true as well.

936
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 2: Are you having a good time doing it?

937
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 3: We're having a great time doing it recording. I typically

938
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 3: am one of the best guests to have on any podcasts.

939
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,399
Speaker 2: Really are such a good.

940
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 3: And I'm not saying this because you know, I don't

941
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:55,320
Speaker 3: want to sound egotistical. I'm just I'm reporting the facts.

942
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 3: This just is the case. When I'm on a podcast

943
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 3: the episode typically people really appreciate it, and so I'm

944
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 3: always approach about doing my own podcasts and I've enjoyed

945
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 3: really being a guest. So this kind of takes the

946
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 3: idea of I'm the guest kind of every.

947
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 2: Week, right, right, so it's just the two of you

948
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 2: every week. Yes, what a dream dream now having to

949
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:18,800
Speaker 2: book a guest exactly. I mean, on Elise Patrick, everyone

950
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 2: that works on the show can attest to what a

951
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 2: nightmare booking a guest can be Yeah, well.

952
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 3: Patrick had a pretty easy time with me.

953
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 2: Well it's because you're It's because that's why people love

954
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 2: you as a guest. Yeah, you're You're just good for it.

955
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 3: Yeah. Who's the most famous guest you had?

956
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,800
Speaker 2: Probably Emma Thompson. Oh wow, I would probably say Emma Thompson.

957
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel was on. But Emma Thompson to me is

958
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,720
Speaker 2: kind of like a did they come here that Emma

959
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 2: was on? Zoom? They were both they were pandemic.

960
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:50,839
Speaker 3: Y Okay, how much money do you make an episode?

961
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,959
Speaker 2: I make money if I'm not talking about that, Okay.

962
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 3: I don't know why I talk about everything. I do

963
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 3: think that you know, I also conditioned in a world

964
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,240
Speaker 3: where like, you don't talk about money or politics because

965
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 3: I think the people rich people made it so that

966
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 3: you would like not talk about these things because it

967
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 3: would be so embarrassing if they did. But I'm not

968
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 3: embarrassed by any of those things.

969
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 2: I mean, I agree with that sort of thing, but

970
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:14,439
Speaker 2: it's just, uh.

971
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 3: I get it. No, you're totally right. Don't let me.

972
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 3: Don't let me. Course, you don't let me peer pressure you.

973
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 3: You be you and I'll be me.

974
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,240
Speaker 2: It's a nice little job that I do in addition

975
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 2: to the rest of the all the other shot that

976
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 2: I have to do. Uh, I'm looking well, by the way,

977
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,760
Speaker 2: I'm just looking forward to your podcast.

978
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 3: I can't wait versus them. Okaylie Hoffman and Rachel Kelly.

979
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 3: What was the maybe you know, straight and poor? Okay,

980
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:39,919
Speaker 3: something like that.

981
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 2: Okay, I really like this. Do you have a network

982
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 2: or anything? Are you just doing yourself?

983
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 3: We're independent and we will sell it for a lot

984
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 3: of money.

985
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 2: There you go.

986
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 3: That's what you need to be successful.

987
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you need to do. Okay. This is

988
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 2: how we play Gift or Curse. I have three things

989
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 2: you're going to tell me, Okay, if they're a gift

990
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 2: or a curse and why, then I'll tell you if

991
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 2: you're correct, because there are right answers.

992
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 3: Okay, fine.

993
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 2: Number one this is from a listener named Kristen, and

994
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 2: it's gift or a curse? Black slash any other color

995
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 2: wedding rings, so I guess other than silver or gold.

996
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 3: I don't just disgusting. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah,

997
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 3: bad what.

998
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,320
Speaker 2: You think of like a black wedding ring is disgusting?

999
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do. Why, I just don't like it? What

1000
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 3: do you like everything? I like the metal. I would

1001
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 3: love a gold or yeah, probably just yellow gold. I

1002
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 3: like classic, as classic as you can get.

1003
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 2: Are you wearing any rings right now?

1004
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 3: No? Okay, so curse you're saying, no, I just don't

1005
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 3: like it. Well you have to answer, Well, I don't

1006
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 3: know what a curse is, or a blessing gift or

1007
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 3: a curse.

1008
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 2: You have to answer for me.

1009
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:51,280
Speaker 3: Horrendous, worse than a curse.

1010
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 2: Robbie wrong and I may have talked about this on

1011
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 2: this podcast before. I'm assuming this black wedding ring this

1012
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 2: person's talking about it is a non metal wedding ring.

1013
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,839
Speaker 3: Like you're wearing some type of rubber ring. Yes, it

1014
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 3: counts your steps or something.

1015
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 2: It doesn't count steps or anything. It's just a sleep.

1016
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 2: My boyfriend I both wear rings, not we're not married

1017
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 2: or anything. But he wears a metal ring. I wear this.

1018
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:13,720
Speaker 3: It's terrible.

1019
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 2: No, this is the problem with metal rings. I went

1020
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 2: to high school with someone who was wearing a metal ring,

1021
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,919
Speaker 2: maybe when he was a kid and it got caught

1022
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 2: on something, ripped his finger off.

1023
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 3: I know somebody who wore shoes once something tripped.

1024
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 2: Who cares Robbie, I was wearing a metal ring. At

1025
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 2: one point I was doing the dishes that got caught

1026
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 2: on a fork. He said, looks never again, terrible. It

1027
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 2: does not look it.

1028
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 3: Looks like it's counting your steps. I'm never fooled. That's it.

1029
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 3: That's what it looks like. I'm telling you. Nobody will

1030
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 3: tell you the truth. That looks like you're counting your

1031
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,399
Speaker 3: steps or you're tracking your sleep. Something's very very wrong.

1032
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with either of those things.

1033
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 3: By something very very wrong. Don't talk to me when

1034
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 3: your finger has been ripped. Clang up, God forbid, go ahead,

1035
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 3: falling off a chair. You're sitting on a chair. I

1036
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:08,240
Speaker 3: don't even understand this logic. Fingers you have many to lose.

1037
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,839
Speaker 3: That's actually a pretty good thing. One head that would suck.

1038
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 3: But ten fingers losing one, you still have nine.

1039
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 2: This is a warning to everyone.

1040
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,440
Speaker 3: What's the next one? Game is going?

1041
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,439
Speaker 2: You're mad you've lost?

1042
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 3: No, because I'm going to tell I'm in never see

1043
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 3: you again. And there's something I can impart on you

1044
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 3: is that the ring is awful. And I just I

1045
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 3: know it's hard to hear and things like that, but

1046
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 3: you know what it's lying to you is worse.

1047
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 2: In my opinion, I appreciate your honor.

1048
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1049
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 2: That's how I love Number two. This is from someone

1050
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 2: named Andy Gift. He a curse someone waving you through

1051
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 2: at a four way stop despite them getting their first.

1052
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 3: I like that, thank you.

1053
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 2: Why let me go.

1054
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 3: Nice? Let me go first?

1055
00:48:54,160 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 2: Sure, Robbie, there's no way you can robby when you're

1056
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 2: waving and I'm doing There are so many four way

1057
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 2: stops around this neighborhood. This is this to me, is

1058
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 2: when it's a curse. Let's be honest. It's when it

1059
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 2: nice becomes cross, when you cross the line from nice

1060
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 2: to being inconveniencing people.

1061
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 3: If you're going okay, I don't find that confusing.

1062
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 2: There's a there's a there are clear rules of a

1063
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 2: four waste.

1064
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 3: But you're con you don't understand what's going on. I

1065
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 3: understand what's going on. I'm not confused at all.

1066
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 2: I pull up ready to play by the.

1067
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:29,760
Speaker 3: Sure and it changed.

1068
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 2: They shouldn't be changed.

1069
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,360
Speaker 3: You're too much of a rules guy. I don't understand

1070
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 3: how you how you run a life.

1071
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 2: I've made four way stop for a reason.

1072
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 3: It's made up. It's not it's not science.

1073
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 2: It's made up as a good system.

1074
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 3: And somebody decided to give you a win that day,

1075
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,879
Speaker 3: and you fucking take it. I can get they're doing

1076
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 3: a constantly job. I barely get.

1077
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 2: It for me. I'll probably four times a week.

1078
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:58,959
Speaker 3: Well, and you don't deserve it. Do you see who's

1079
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 3: getting gifts? Sick of this demanding gifts of the podcast

1080
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 3: and getting gifts. It's ridiculous. People forget the gay men

1081
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 3: are still men and it's amazing how they go through

1082
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 3: the world. He's mad that people are giving him everything.

1083
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:19,239
Speaker 3: I'll take what I can get. People do forget this.

1084
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 3: He's like, four times a week people are being kind

1085
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:21,880
Speaker 3: to me.

1086
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 2: I'm like, what they're not being kind though?

1087
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:27,240
Speaker 3: I mean people walking to me, people like everything.

1088
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,760
Speaker 2: Never mind looking to make constantly.

1089
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 3: Okay, go on, what's the next one.

1090
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 2: You've got zero so far?

1091
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 3: Winning everybody in the commons? Who do you agree with? Okay?

1092
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 3: People are in the comments.

1093
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 2: People I think are actually going They're frequently not on

1094
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 2: my side.

1095
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 3: I think, so then it's time to it's time to

1096
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 3: self evaluate. If everybody is not on your side.

1097
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 2: This time, people are going to be on my side

1098
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 2: in a huge way. The wave through. No thank you,

1099
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 2: I don't want that.

1100
00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 3: It's the same. No thank you.

1101
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 2: They're stuck. Then we're also And you did that. I

1102
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 2: didn't blame them.

1103
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 3: They were being nice to you. You said no, You

1104
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 3: huffed and puffed because you want it your way with

1105
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 3: these rules, because you're a man.

1106
00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:13,759
Speaker 2: My way.

1107
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 3: It's it's the man's way. Who made a four way stop?

1108
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,240
Speaker 3: You think it was women who invented stops?

1109
00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 2: Who knows?

1110
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 3: I know one hundred years ago, I'll tell you it was.

1111
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,240
Speaker 3: It was you and all your counterparts. We had nothing

1112
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 3: to do with it. We would have had a wave

1113
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 3: only system. Probably women designed the world the way.

1114
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 2: Get you got, got you have a good day.

1115
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 3: It would have been totally different. You guys made all

1116
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 3: these rules, and now you're like, I fold the rules.

1117
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 3: Move on.

1118
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 2: If it was a four way, if it was a

1119
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 2: wave only system, no one would ever move through the intersection.

1120
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 3: Let's try it.

1121
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 2: There would be at every intersection, there would be traffic

1122
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:48,280
Speaker 2: for miles.

1123
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 3: Let's see a new system. Let's see because our system

1124
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 3: something's got to give. Let's try a new thing. We've

1125
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 3: done this one long enough.

1126
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:59,399
Speaker 2: Okay, you're you're furious, Yeah, okay, this is the final one.

1127
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 2: I hope we come together on this one. But who knows.

1128
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, who knows so far.

1129
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 2: Listener Jess has suggested gift or a curse. Public restroom

1130
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 2: stalls where the walls and door go from floor to ceiling,

1131
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 2: like you're in a tiny private room.

1132
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 3: Gift beyond measure. Why just privacy. I don't want somebody's

1133
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 3: eye through the cracks. This off putting. It's io p anxiety.

1134
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 3: I like to be relaxed, and that's it. And then

1135
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 3: some of you have your period. You wouldn't understand, but

1136
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:34,479
Speaker 3: there's a lot going on. Just close the fucking door.

1137
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 3: Just fucking close the door. Just think, I do my

1138
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 3: shit and get out of here. My god, this is

1139
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 3: not for public display. That's it, of course.

1140
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 2: I mean that's how they all should be. I don't

1141
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 2: understand what.

1142
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 3: There's absolutely no why men bathrooms where they're all pissing

1143
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 3: around each other, on each other because they're too afraid

1144
00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 3: to be gay like you. And so this is how

1145
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 3: they get a little gay in every day is by

1146
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 3: like being around dick. We didn't do that. We had stalls. Immediately,

1147
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 3: you've got to they should just go to the floor. Absolutely,

1148
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 3: there's no, I mean, is it a money saving measure,

1149
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,799
Speaker 3: it's probably Yeah, it's probably cleaning money. It's easy to

1150
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 3: put up and down, is there.

1151
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. But when I'm in one of

1152
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 2: those ones that goes floor to sea, so it's a

1153
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 2: delight height of luxury.

1154
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:28,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really amazing.

1155
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,839
Speaker 2: It's an incredible feeling. And I just feel like they

1156
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 2: should all be like that. They should be permetically sealed

1157
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 2: as far as I'm concerned. Okay, well, I'm glad.

1158
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 3: Look and they have a positive I'm known as a

1159
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 3: pretty positive type of person, so this is perfect. This

1160
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 3: is perfect. My hands are three.

1161
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, at least you stood by your opinions.

1162
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 3: That's all that, which are the right opinions.

1163
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 2: But they're the wrong answers.

1164
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 3: Well, that's a man telling a woman that she's got

1165
00:53:56,120 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 3: the wrong answers of this podcast. What it is. Everybody

1166
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 3: into an in cell, whether you are or not, there's

1167
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 3: no winning. Ask Cotner, he's got a lot of.

1168
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 2: Work, and ask Patrick and Annolly's bring me a woman

1169
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 2: that I can explain things to.

1170
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 3: That's all I know. And did I not deliver on that?

1171
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,319
Speaker 2: Okay? This is the final segment of the podcast. It's

1172
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:23,439
Speaker 2: called I said no emails, people write into I said

1173
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 2: no gifts at gmail dot com. Problems galore, questions galore.

1174
00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 2: I try to answer the questions. The guest usually helps me.

1175
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:33,319
Speaker 3: Great, let's do it.

1176
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a short one. We might do too.

1177
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 2: If you don't mind, we'll see what fine, that's fine.

1178
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 2: This is deer Bridger and Glenn at then in parentheses.

1179
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 2: Since I don't know who your guest is, I will

1180
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 2: just assume it's Glenn Close. That's a nice assumption.

1181
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 3: Okay.

1182
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 2: I would love for.

1183
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 3: Most people try and be funny, but go on.

1184
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:49,359
Speaker 2: I would love for Glen.

1185
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:55,359
Speaker 3: Okay, just get to the question. People who are reaching out,

1186
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 3: you don't have to. What's like when somebody in the

1187
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 3: audience I talked to I asked, so, yes, no question,

1188
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 3: They go, well, kind of tend shut up. You don't

1189
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 3: have to be funny. That's why I'm here. There's no

1190
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 3: work for you to do. So this person, okay, the

1191
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 3: opening with what they consider a joke, move on.

1192
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:15,319
Speaker 2: I think that's a decent is the question. Don't let

1193
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 2: Robbie get you down.

1194
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:19,760
Speaker 3: Before I answer. Everybody follow me on Instagram at Robbie Hoffman,

1195
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 3: A couple of nudes I try and throw up there

1196
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:23,320
Speaker 3: Robbie Hoffman on Instagram.

1197
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,880
Speaker 2: Get to the question it is upon getting a gift,

1198
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 2: when is it appropriate to send a handwritten thank you

1199
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 2: note versus an email thank you note or a text

1200
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,920
Speaker 2: thank you note? Does it depend on the size of

1201
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,839
Speaker 2: the gift, your relationship to the person giving it. There

1202
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,879
Speaker 2: are many times I would love to send a handwritten note,

1203
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 2: but the thought of writing it out, making sure it's legible,

1204
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 2: putting it in an envelope, and trudging to the post

1205
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 2: office is completely daunting. Thanks, and that's from Gary.

1206
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,320
Speaker 3: You know what it is. This is a thing of

1207
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 3: the past. I think the only time you get a

1208
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 3: handwritten note notw is that for a wedding gift right

1209
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 3: right text? If I'm not getting gifts left right and centers.

1210
00:55:58,160 --> 00:55:59,719
Speaker 3: So if I get a gift from a friend, I

1211
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 3: give a text, I talk to them. I love to

1212
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 3: take people for dinner if it's a big you do,

1213
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:08,840
Speaker 3: if somebody yeah, you know, if somebody does something for

1214
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,839
Speaker 3: me or something like that, I like to pay back

1215
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:12,800
Speaker 3: with a dinner. I love to treat people to dinner.

1216
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 3: But I don't know a thank you note. I really

1217
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:19,839
Speaker 3: don't do my manager sends me, you know, like, no,

1218
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,439
Speaker 3: it's not even a thank you note like a Christmas gift,

1219
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:26,479
Speaker 3: So that's not But yeah, I think, stop overworrying about

1220
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 3: this and get a problem. You're fine, Yeah, I call

1221
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:32,400
Speaker 3: them and whatever. This is a non issue.

1222
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 2: It's truly only weddings. Only weddings, and otherwise I think

1223
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:38,720
Speaker 2: if you're sending somebody a thank you note for another

1224
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:42,320
Speaker 2: type of gift, they're not really your friend. Giving gifts

1225
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:44,759
Speaker 2: to people you can text that will text to thank you.

1226
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:48,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course text what year is this? I mean,

1227
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 3: it's obscene.

1228
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 2: Where are you taking people out to dinner wherever? Interesting?

1229
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,400
Speaker 2: Do you ask where they want to go? Or do

1230
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 2: you say I'm taking you to Patty.

1231
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 3: Did a video message for a friend of mine for

1232
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 3: a birthday. Okay, very nice, a big fan and it

1233
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 3: was really really nice of her. And I'm sure she

1234
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 3: gets these requests all the time, and so let me

1235
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,200
Speaker 3: take you for dinner for that. Also nice to hang

1236
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 3: out with her. But also and I've always wanted to

1237
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 3: go to I think we've gone to Ruth's Chris before,

1238
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 3: so I took her again.

1239
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you really do live kind of like a

1240
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,919
Speaker 2: luxurious life. I tried to never been to Ruth's.

1241
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 3: Chris go really nice.

1242
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,400
Speaker 2: I don't think i've ever I can't remember the last

1243
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:24,520
Speaker 2: time was at a steakhouse.

1244
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:25,439
Speaker 3: Really fun.

1245
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 2: I love doing it.

1246
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 3: Do it.

1247
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 2: It always tastes good. Do it and it makes you

1248
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 2: feel like old fashioned.

1249
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 3: Like I like that. I'm very old at heart, So

1250
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 3: I like that.

1251
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:36,920
Speaker 2: Like what age would you say?

1252
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:38,080
Speaker 3: Seventy three?

1253
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 2: Seventy three, that's not a bad that's like that seems

1254
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 2: like an ideal age to be.

1255
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 3: I probably get there, like you know, like some of

1256
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 3: my trans friends when they fully transition, they look in

1257
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 3: the mirror and they see who they are. I do

1258
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 3: think I'll probably hit seventy three, look in the mirror

1259
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 3: and be like there I am. Oh that sounds love,

1260
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 3: you know something like that.

1261
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 2: Seventy three is when you really are exactly what you've

1262
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:01,520
Speaker 2: meant to be exactly. I feel like, hopefully I live

1263
00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,640
Speaker 2: to seventy three. I'm hoping to live past one hundred,

1264
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 2: but we'll see.

1265
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd love to do one twenty.

1266
00:58:06,160 --> 00:58:07,320
Speaker 2: I'm thinking one fifteen.

1267
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 3: Okay, there we go see there meet you say there.

1268
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 2: I really want to fist bump. I really want to

1269
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 2: live to one hundred and fifteen and then have well,

1270
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 2: I won't have children or grandchildren, but to have like

1271
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 2: my nieces or my grand nieces kill me.

1272
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 3: No, I want to be in a really gorgeous home

1273
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 3: with you know, playing bridge and doing all the fun

1274
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 3: things sleeping, eating, well well.

1275
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course up until the point of death.

1276
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have no clue. Cluss Jean class limit or God.

1277
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:36,040
Speaker 3: For a bit, I get religious about this. Move on,

1278
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 3: what's the next question? So?

1279
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 2: Thank you? Note Gary to do the text and also,

1280
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 2: but like the thing Gary is, I feel like there's

1281
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 2: a huge excuse here where he's saying trudging to the

1282
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 2: post office not necessary? Don't you have a mailbox?

1283
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1284
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 2: Eliminate that one step if you want to do the

1285
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 2: thank you No, yeah, I forget it.

1286
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 3: The thing is, I don't even know where this question

1287
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 3: is coming from. Back to the future. Okay, what's the

1288
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 3: next one?

1289
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,840
Speaker 2: Okay, this is probably gonna make you madicain. This is

1290
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 2: deer bridger and disrespectful but charming guest. I think that's nice.

1291
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:08,720
Speaker 2: That actually works for you.

1292
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 3: Wait, what is that?

1293
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 2: Disrespectful but charming guest?

1294
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 3: Is this live? Can they hear us now? Yes, Oh,

1295
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 3: we are live.

1296
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 2: We're fully live. Now we're not.

1297
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 3: Okay, so how do they know?

1298
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 2: It's an assumption?

1299
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:25,920
Speaker 3: Okay, fine, the rocurate, the roccurate. That's fine with me.

1300
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 2: Okay, this says I will be getting back surgery imminently.

1301
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 2: My best friend and her husband have generously offered to

1302
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 2: allow me to recover in their one level, fully handicap

1303
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 2: accessible home that is very close to my parents' home.

1304
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 2: My parents are both restaurant chefs, and we couldn't stop

1305
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 2: them from regularly bringing delicious food over if we tried. Okay,

1306
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 2: so the parents are going to be bringing food. Okay,

1307
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 2: what happens other than food based compensation? What's an appropriate

1308
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 2: gift for my friend and her husband for opening their

1309
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:57,400
Speaker 2: home to me in what is likely going to be

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00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 2: some of my least flattering and most unenjoyable days my life.

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01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 2: It feels like one million dollars in a puppy would

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01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 2: be appropriate, but simply not in my budget. They are active,

1313
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 2: environmentally conscious, love games and each other to a sickening degree,

1314
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:15,200
Speaker 2: much love and desperation. Sam. Sam's getting back surgery at

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01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 2: twenty nine. Back surgery, My god, sounds terrible. Nightmare. The

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Speaker 2: friends are forget.

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01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 3: Never get somebody a puppy.

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01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 2: Do not get a pet? Are you kidding somebody pet? Responsible?

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01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 3: I think you can get them. Like if they're a

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01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 3: couple and they like to do things, you can get

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01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 3: them like a spa package or something like that, something

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01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 3: that takes care of them. I would I would, I

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01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 3: would they took it or you. I would give something,

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01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 3: you know, more of an experience or something, and certainly

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Speaker 3: have the place cleaned.

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01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 2: Oh that's very nice, Yes.

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01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 3: Very cleaning liddy. Come absolutely, Although I feel like you've

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01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 3: sent a cleaning lady in.

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01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 2: It almost feels like a comment. Are they going to?

1331
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 2: Is the couple to be like, oh she thought our

1332
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 2: house is filthy?

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01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,200
Speaker 3: No, that's what you would say, because you wave people

1334
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:02,280
Speaker 3: down who don't give, like you have a weird thing

1335
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 3: where you take everything personally and badly.

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01:01:07,240 --> 01:01:07,959
Speaker 2: I don't like people.

1337
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 3: I deny waves, ye waves, you don't love pay. So

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01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 3: it's like if somebody cleaned your house, you'd be like,

1339
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:18,440
Speaker 3: what are you saying? Your insecurities would totally fucking bleed out.

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01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 3: I don't know, I mean clean, Like, hey, I shot

1341
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 3: in your house for three weeks. I cleaned the joint

1342
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 3: we'd like, thanks so much, appreciate you.

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01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 2: It is a nice stunt.

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01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 3: It'd be done to have.

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01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 2: Somebody clean your house. That's another that's like a steakhouse

1346
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:34,280
Speaker 2: level luxury to me, just like.

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01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,000
Speaker 3: Oh, you've got a service to clean your house. They come,

1348
01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 3: they're awesome, right right. I mean that doesn't make me

1349
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 3: think for this person. And somebody may have told me

1350
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 3: this before, I'm sure on this podcast, but like if

1351
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 3: you stay at somebody's home, you look around and say,

1352
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:46,240
Speaker 3: what could they use?

1353
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:47,840
Speaker 2: What could they need? You're kind of a little spy,

1354
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:51,600
Speaker 2: and then you give them like oh, new towels or whatever,

1355
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:54,080
Speaker 2: just a new But I don't.

1356
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 3: Like to guess a thing. I don't love consumerism. I

1357
01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 3: typically don't buy things through people. Maybe I can or

1358
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 3: something that is, you know, perishable, something they can use.

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01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:08,240
Speaker 3: It's almost an experience thing. Yeah, I would stick to

1360
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 3: experience a dinner cleaning service. I like services, movie tickets,

1361
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:12,840
Speaker 3: something like.

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01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 2: That SPA package.

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01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 2: Do you go to the spa very often?

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01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 3: No? But there's a place in Toronto that I love

1366
01:02:19,320 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 3: and when i'm there, I go there.

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01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 2: What sort of spa experience are you?

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01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:26,280
Speaker 3: Just like the waters, just like the pool, like things

1369
01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:26,640
Speaker 3: like that.

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01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:28,439
Speaker 2: Okay, like the hot Yeah.

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01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:28,720
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever been to we Spa?

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01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 3: I did once. It was traumatizing. How so it just

1374
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 3: was it was awful. I had a scrub. It was

1375
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 3: a gift and I couldn't feel my body and it

1376
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:44,160
Speaker 3: was not relaxing at all. I also didn't like the

1377
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 3: vibe of it. And it was awful.

1378
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:49,360
Speaker 2: I love we Spaw. It's so affordable and pleasant.

1379
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 3: Not to me. And you know what the big reason

1380
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 3: is all the men.

1381
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:56,919
Speaker 2: There and you had the body scrub. That's rough.

1382
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 3: It was very rough.

1383
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:00,240
Speaker 2: Somebody gave this to you as a gift. Yeah, did

1384
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:01,000
Speaker 2: you tell them later?

1385
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 3: Oh?

1386
01:03:01,240 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 2: I hated it.

1387
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 3: They saw me I was not doing well. I was

1388
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:05,880
Speaker 3: not doing well.

1389
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 2: Did they know you were going to hate it?

1390
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:12,560
Speaker 3: Probably? I don't know. I don't know what people don't

1391
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 3: know what.

1392
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 2: I might like interesting. I feel like you have pretty

1393
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 2: clear interests.

1394
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:19,600
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1395
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,680
Speaker 2: You love McDonald's, you love cars. I mean, I could

1396
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:25,000
Speaker 2: like to start. I could go in and brainstorm some

1397
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 2: gift ideas for you right now.

1398
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:26,760
Speaker 3: I can't wait.

1399
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 2: You're surrounded by bad people.

1400
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:31,560
Speaker 3: I can't wait. The best gift for me is cash

1401
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 3: guyssh Robbie dash Hoffman dash three on VENMO. I hope

1402
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:39,000
Speaker 3: Bridger here pays me whatever he's making from this podcast.

1403
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:40,960
Speaker 3: But we'll see. We'll see if he steals from his

1404
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:45,840
Speaker 3: guests or not. No, it has not become commonplace to

1405
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 3: pay for podcasts yet, but it will be soon.

1406
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:53,120
Speaker 2: The podcast industry is still very new. It's very new

1407
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:53,880
Speaker 2: years old.

1408
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,479
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll start the union for us.

1409
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 2: Please, it's coming. Podcast union will be here eventually. Then

1410
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 2: we'll be striking for that. Just I'll be out of

1411
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:07,120
Speaker 2: work constantly. I feel like we answered these questions. I

1412
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 2: can't we did. I've got a very bad short term memory.

1413
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 2: But we answered too, which.

1414
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:13,920
Speaker 3: Is we did really good.

1415
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:15,120
Speaker 2: I haven't done this in years.

1416
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:15,479
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1417
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:17,560
Speaker 2: Usually it's one and we get out.

1418
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:21,160
Speaker 3: But see, I'm a terrific guess. So that's that's what

1419
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:24,920
Speaker 3: it is. Two guys. I'm thrilled that you've got a cigarette.

1420
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,919
Speaker 3: I'm excited for you. Smoke it, live your life, break

1421
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,960
Speaker 3: a rule. I can't how you feel, see how you feel?

1422
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 2: How would you feel if I became addicted to cigarettes?

1423
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 3: Fine, I don't care.

1424
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 2: What do you think about the What do you think

1425
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,840
Speaker 2: about the tobacco industry? Do you think it's an evil industry.

1426
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:43,320
Speaker 3: I don't think about it at all.

1427
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:44,960
Speaker 2: It's a bad industry.

1428
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 3: Sure, name a good industry exactly. Yeah, can we go home?

1429
01:04:56,520 --> 01:04:58,320
Speaker 3: What's going on here? I'm trying to think of an

1430
01:04:58,360 --> 01:05:00,880
Speaker 3: industry and I can't think of a sign. You can't,

1431
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:05,880
Speaker 3: How dare you? The pharmaceutical industry, costic people.

1432
01:05:06,040 --> 01:05:10,240
Speaker 2: Those are all good people, doing good things all the time. Exactly, Robbie.

1433
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:11,680
Speaker 2: I've had a wonderful time with you.

1434
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:14,240
Speaker 3: The best time. Truly. This is me having a good time.

1435
01:05:14,720 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 3: I am the nicer I am, like, do you understand

1436
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 3: I have the opposite Ellen problem. Ellen purports to be kind,

1437
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:23,320
Speaker 3: dancings to terror to work with, right, I'm aggressive rough

1438
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,600
Speaker 3: around the edges, but I'm actually a delight to fucking

1439
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:25,840
Speaker 3: work on.

1440
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:28,200
Speaker 2: Really, I knew you were going to that story. I

1441
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:31,560
Speaker 2: mean Ellen, I still meet people who don't know about Ellen.

1442
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:34,160
Speaker 3: No I know, and they don't have to. We really

1443
01:05:34,200 --> 01:05:37,439
Speaker 3: vilified her, what we did to her, and then twenty

1444
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:40,440
Speaker 3: years later we are it's like, you literally shut the

1445
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:45,960
Speaker 3: bitch down. You literally she has no trust nothing. You

1446
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:48,960
Speaker 3: bring her down to nothing. She can only trust money.

1447
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:53,200
Speaker 3: And then we go, oh do you only trust money? Yeah?

1448
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:54,200
Speaker 3: I love that we do that.

1449
01:05:54,280 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 2: Oh God, really well, thank you so much for being.

1450
01:05:57,480 --> 01:05:59,840
Speaker 3: Here, thank you for having me, thank you Analis, thank

1451
01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 3: you Cottner following everything.

1452
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:06,520
Speaker 2: Thanks guys listener. The podcast is over. Robbie begged for

1453
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:10,600
Speaker 2: to be released, and we're gonna let her go. We're

1454
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 2: gonna let you go, My people go. That's the end

1455
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:23,440
Speaker 2: of the podcast. I love you, goodbye. I said, No

1456
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:26,800
Speaker 2: Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by our

1457
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:31,440
Speaker 2: dear friend Annalise Neilson, and it's beautifully mixed by Leona Squilatchi.

1458
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:35,160
Speaker 2: And we couldn't do it without our guest booker, Patrick Kottner.

1459
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:39,360
Speaker 2: The theme song, of course, could only come from miracle

1460
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:43,360
Speaker 2: worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show on Instagram.

1461
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:45,160
Speaker 2: At I said no Gifts, I don't want to hear

1462
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:47,640
Speaker 2: any excuses. That's where you get to see pictures of

1463
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 2: all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't you want

1464
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:51,040
Speaker 2: to see pictures of the gifts?

1465
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:53,880
Speaker 3: Man?

1466
01:06:54,040 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 1: Did you hear? Funamin myself perfectly clear. But you're a

1467
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:07,800
Speaker 1: guest to my home. You gotta come to me empty

1468
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:14,439
Speaker 1: And I said, no, guest, You're own presences presents enough.

1469
01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:20,000
Speaker 1: I already had too much stuff, So how do you

1470
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:22,520
Speaker 1: dare to surbey me