WEBVTT - Marketing pitches to all 32 NFL teams 0:00:05.280 --> 0:00:08.440 Welcome to NFL Daily, where none of us are watching 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:09.440 the Dragon Show. 0:00:09.720 --> 0:00:11.639 That's cool if you are, we hear at rips. 0:00:12.119 --> 0:00:15.160 I'm your host, Jordan rod Rieg, filling in for Greg 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:19.159 Rosenthal as he's on vacation. I am joined by my 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:22.680 friend and the leader of the clay Bon Bonds. Well, 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:24.279 Patrick clay Bon, how are you? 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:24.680 Patrick? 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:27.760 I will not be charged as an accessory to anything 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:29.720 that a group of people who have chosen for some reason, 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:33.519 you're admirers who align themselves with me. I am innocent 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:35.720 of all charges, but shout out to anybody that deals 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:35.960 with me. 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:40.760 The clay Bon Vivants also joined by a longtime friend 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:43.559 of mine, new friend of NFL Daily. He is the 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:47.239 athletics senior Chicago Bears reporter and host of the Breaking 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:50.639 in Sports media podcast, My buddy, Kevin Fishbain. 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:52.920 Welcome, Kevin, Thank you so much for having me. 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:55.560 I am a listener to this show, an admirer of 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:57.360 the two of you. Oh, so it's an honor to 0:00:57.400 --> 0:00:57.760 be here. 0:00:57.880 --> 0:00:59.240 Are you a clay Bon Bonds? 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:01.880 I mean I was. 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:04.319 Actually I was trying to think of what Jordan's hive 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:05.319 would be called. 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:07.080 No, we are not doing that now. 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:08.680 We should absolutely do that. 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:10.600 It is We're not doing that. 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:13.039 Oh man, it's the possibilities are flowing through my head 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:13.360 right now. 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:13.960 Yeah, don't. 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:16.000 We're not going to use that whole ad campaign. No, 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:16.720 Kev's on it. 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:20.120 Kevin, I have to ask, are you at all nervous 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:23.520 about your first appearance on NFL Daily and follow up? 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:25.640 Are you disappointed it is with me and not the 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:26.880 main host Craig Rose? 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:34.080 Uh, yes, yes, all, yes, I mean I am nervous. 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:36.960 I when I got the email, I was looking for 0:01:37.040 --> 0:01:40.200 Greg and to see Ce. Didn't see you there. I 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:42.960 thought he would zoom in from vacation. I'm a little offended, 0:01:43.040 --> 0:01:45.280 but you know, you just gotta, we gotta just to 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:46.560 adapt and roll with the punches. 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:51.280 Yeah, you recently did get the Rosenthal follow on social media, 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:53.440 so I know that was a big, a big day 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:55.520 for you. I'm just sort of blowing up our group 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:59.560 chat here on the spot, so we are. I feel like, Kevin, 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:02.360 you're a perfec addition to this, I know you've been 0:02:02.360 --> 0:02:03.200 on paternity to leave. 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:04.280 Congratulations again. 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:07.840 We are actually at the peak of the quiet period 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:10.920 of the NFL off season. Just on the other side 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:13.840 of this, it's all chaos and darkness and excitement and 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:15.880 you know, whatever happens. 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:18.560 But we're starting to wonder. 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:22.960 What are these teams actually going to be about this year? 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:30.560 So if you will imagine with me, folks, Patrick, Kevin 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:33.720 and myself are the three mid level creatives and a 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:36.920 very mediocre marketing firm desperate to get a couple of 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:40.280 ideas to stick for some NFL teams, whether it's a 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:44.480 slogan or a catchphrase, an initiative or a general theme. 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:49.040 And we really really need this, guys. Jobs are on 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:53.440 the line here. Our last campaign was the catchphrase why 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:56.960 not us? And after that own goal, that one really 0:02:57.000 --> 0:03:02.480 flipped around on us. So Patrick, no pressure, lots of pressure. 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:05.840 Let's go ahead and start with your pitch to the 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:06.680 Buffalo Bills. 0:03:06.840 --> 0:03:09.360 Okay, I am for all of mine. 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:12.679 I am so excited to talk to this coalition of 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:16.320 billionaires representing every different team. And I thought, what more 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:19.760 could groups of billionaires love than the thing that they 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:22.600 are investing in the most in choosing our society to 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:23.240 lean into. 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:25.200 And that's plagiarism at the moment. 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:25.560 WHOA. 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:27.800 So I've decided to reach back and look at some 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:30.680 famous ad campaigns and tie them to your Team. Buffalo 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:34.400 Bills and almost thirty years ago, NBC had a problem. 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:36.880 They had a mega lineup of must see content that 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:41.000 was literally branded as such, Will Engrace, Third Rock News Radio, Matt, 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:45.440 About You, and Yes finally vanquished the show. Having finally 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:48.760 vanquished the show that provided its concept and basis, Living 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:51.800 Single Friends was at its peak, but they needed to 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:55.320 promote a summer lineup. These are shows that almost everyone 0:03:55.360 --> 0:03:59.240 had seen four years. It's before TVO VCR plus wasn't 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:02.200 widely accepted, so if you missed it, it was gone. 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:06.280 So the summer return promotion proudly exclaimed, if you haven't 0:04:06.320 --> 0:04:09.720 seen it, it's new to you. That's the twenty twenty 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:12.400 seven Buffalo Bills. Of course there's a lot of carryover. 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:14.880 Of course, the guy calling the plays is calling all 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:17.080 the shots now. But that's our cell to the people. 0:04:17.440 --> 0:04:20.679 You've seen the Bills, but you haven't seen these bills. 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:23.360 A redemption arc for Keon Coleban, Bradley Chubb is here. 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:26.360 CJGJ does nothing but pick winners, and that's what we're 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:26.920 doing here. 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:29.200 They haven't seen it. It's new to them. 0:04:29.480 --> 0:04:33.320 I mean, coming out of the gate strong for the 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:36.880 Buffalo Bills. On the other hand, I am speaking to 0:04:36.920 --> 0:04:40.279 the Miami Dolphins today and I have a slogan idea, 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:41.839 trust us bro. 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:45.839 Kevin. How about the New England Patriots. 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:49.240 You guys remember the movie Wizard of Oz, right, absolutely, 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:53.080 so my Patriots slogan, and I'm pitching New England. Pay 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:58.960 no attention to the man behind the curtain. Because, as 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:01.640 Jordan mentioned, I've been on a paternity leave for most 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:03.880 of the off seasons. I had to catch up a 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:05.720 lot on what's going on in New England. So I'm 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:09.479 reading about Drake May's shoulder, I'm reading about a second 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:13.280 round pick who's unsigned. I'm reading about the Super Bowl 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:16.200 runner up curse that we're all aware of. So when 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:20.320 I'm thinking about all those things, just like, no, don't 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:23.760 worry about the things behind the current. Focus on all 0:05:23.839 --> 0:05:26.159 the good. This is a Patriots team that went to 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:28.640 the super Bowl. We've got this guy. Just ignore all 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:29.719 those things, don't worry about it. 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:30.160 We're good. 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:32.320 I'm talking to the New York Jets. 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:36.599 Always a risky move, embracing myself to do so. I 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:40.880 sort of embraced a little bit of the darkness. But 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:44.160 I think I can convince some people in the building 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:47.640 here on this potential slogan or catchphrase or even like 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:51.960 just ethos to exist with for the New York Jets. Babe, 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:56.360 please stay with me. If I didn't love you so much, 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:57.599 I wouldn't have to hurt you like this. 0:05:57.839 --> 0:06:03.120 Oh no, it's okay. Patrick Baltimore Ravens the. 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:04.120 Genus an abused. 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:04.920 Sorry. 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:07.200 Oh, it's so great to see all of you in 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:10.080 Owings Mills today. I am excited to be here. Imagine this. 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:13.360 You're new, practically a startup, and people are familiar with 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:15.240 their product and what it does, but you haven't been 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:18.360 able to communicate the essence of what it just is yet. 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.640 So you gather the flock to discuss and come up 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:23.080 with the fact that it energizes the body and mind. 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:26.719 That doesn't resonate with you guys, Well that makes sense 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:29.240 because that was the initial brand pitch idea behind Red 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:33.360 Bull before they decide that it gives you wings and 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:36.080 what do wings do? They liberate you from the truagery 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:39.760 of the old times. Greg Roman is in Easter Otherford. 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:43.000 You remind people of the change that was actually provided 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:45.560 by a generational talent at a key position. The twenty 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:48.800 twenty seven Baltimore Ravens. It gives you wings because wings 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:51.080 not only come with the possibility of flight, they come 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:54.440 with the hope of it, the audacity to challenge gravity itself. 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:56.120 You don't do that with the weight of history. 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:58.960 You do that by uplifting what remains with something new. 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:02.880 Listen, I'm all in. I'm ready to run through a wall. 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:07.839 Good for the Ravens, the PR champions of the twenty 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:11.040 twenty six It all went great off season so far. 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:13.720 Don't worry about anything else. Let's go on to the 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:15.320 Cincinnati Bengals with Kevin. 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:19.480 How many marketing executives have walked into the Cincinnati Bengals 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:22.760 facility and been handed a bowl of Skyline Chili and 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:25.440 kind of paused and they kind of look at it 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:27.120 and they go, what are we going to do with this? Well, 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:30.520 you know what, here's your slogan, guys, Let's make Skyline 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:35.080 Chili sexy again. Because every year there's that one team 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:38.960 that is the sexy pick to take over the league. 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:41.640 Have to go from last place to first place, worse 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:45.280 to first. Everyone's jumping on the Bengals hype train, and 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:48.880 when the Bengals are good, people are talking about Skyline. 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:51.840 People are excited about Skyline. So let's take some pressure 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:53.720 off the players and coaches and let's put it on 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:57.960 the chili and feel good about this. These expectations that 0:07:58.040 --> 0:08:00.760 are back for Joey b and the Bengals. 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:06.200 Yeah, D center, the roster D center, the injuries, D center, 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:10.880 the quarterback malcontent nature by the end of the season. 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:15.840 Instead place everything the burden of an entire city like 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:17.200 some shredded cheese. 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:18.520 On top of the chili. 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:23.240 Yeah, you've already acquired a player who literally goes by sexy, right, 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:25.520 and you have him and Joe and Jamar in a 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:27.720 campaign where there's chili dribbling. 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:29.679 I mean, come on, it sells itself. 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:38.760 I'm all about the Cleveland Browns, you know who Listen. 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:41.839 I know I've been charged with a tall task here, 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:44.439 but I think I've got something that all of you. 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:48.560 And you're still here, ha on you and you're still 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:50.880 here and wow, you're still here too, Oh my gosh. 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:51.360 Uh. 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:55.839 Anyway, my slogan idea is, let's get ready for twenty 0:08:55.920 --> 0:08:58.920 twenty seven, maybe twenty twenty eight. 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:02.480 Pittsburgh Steelers, Patrick, all the. 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:05.200 Pittsburgh Steelers, you know, guys ending things I'm so glad. 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:06.959 This is great. It's great to be here. There's three 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:08.240 rivers out there, this is incredible. 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:11.679 Ending things is never easy, but ending an entire concept 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:14.560 can sometimes feel impossible. That's the task that we face here. 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:17.880 Three coaches total since nineteen sixty nine, ounce four. There 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:20.360 probably won't be nineteen years of Mike McCarthy, but here's 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:24.559 here's one thing. A similar circumstance was faced by Volkswagen 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:27.040 in twenty nineteen when they initially decided to conclude the 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:30.760 run of the Beatle, a platform that had seen untold 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:33.520 success since it was initially produced in December of nineteen 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:35.600 forty five. Side note, we will not discuss the actions 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:38.760 of Volkswagen prior to them on this edition of the podcast. 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:43.640 That's coming up another podcast, another edition of this will 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:47.560 eventually come. And how did Volkswagen do that? By announcing 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:50.679 the last mile, that's what this is. That's what I 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:53.400 think of driving that last mile away from that mountain, 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:55.480 over those rivers and looking at this beautiful city. 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:57.760 And that's what we have here to sell to people. 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:00.120 The last mile of this version. 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:00.680 Of the Steelers. 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:04.520 Was it difficult for you to pitch both the ravens 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:07.600 and the Steelers with similar enthusiasm. 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:12.000 No, because I feel like Steelers fans are probably used 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:14.920 to a particular attitude, but they're probably used to the 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:16.319 actions of their football team as well. 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:20.439 So you know, it's like hypothermia. You just slowly go 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:23.120 number right and then you're gone. All right. 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:25.959 So I've got the Houston Texans. Not a lot of 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:28.040 work for me to do here, folks. I just think 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:30.319 we got to keep it really really simple. Slogan for 0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:36.400 twenty twenty six face meat fist, Kevin, you got the Colts. 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:41.920 I like the idea of a billboard, okay, and in 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:45.439 Blue Colts writing the Blue Colts font to the top, 0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:49.680 it says this time it'll work with a big picture 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:54.439 of Daniel Jones with a very forced smile and is 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:58.959 surrounded by bubble wrap. So you get it. 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:02.480 So you get you get a local brand sponsor to 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:05.920 some Indianapolis manufacture. 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:06.000 Of bubble reps. 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:06.360 I'm sure. 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:07.640 I'm sure there's somebody close. 0:11:07.800 --> 0:11:11.040 Yeah, I'm sure that. I mean, I like it that. 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:14.040 I think that is a winner. Jacksonville Jaguarars. 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:17.400 Patrick, I'm so glad to be back here in Duval 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:19.960 to talk to all of you, you know, sometimes things work. 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:22.320 You assemble what's available and it looks great. You make 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:23.960 a mid season deal for Jacoby Myers. 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:26.240 Efficiency explodes and you go head to head with a 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:29.720 perennial AFC power but only a debilitating circumstance at corner 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:31.760 that you tried to address in the draft. But injuries 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:35.040 ruin that doom the outcomes. So now we have to 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:38.280 make a financial decision that will fundamentally change our product. 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:40.839 That's having the courage to change. 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:44.360 Devin Lloyd and Travis hchn were great pieces on both 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:46.120 sides of the ball, and the same way the three 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:48.720 and a half millimeter headphone jack was a great piece 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:51.040 on the iPhone, but marketing was put in a position 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:53.360 where they needed to justify a decision to not only 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:57.400 sell lightning splitter adapters, but AirPods in perpetuity as well. 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:01.040 We need people in the Yaku ecosystem. That's the courage 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:03.360 to change. That's what Apple said, and that's what we're 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:05.439 going to sell to the people here in Jacksonville. 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:10.120 Sometimes I just sit and stare at Patrick as he's talking, 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:15.840 because the things that your brain comes up with, it's like, yeah, 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:18.679 and there's and as far as I'm aware, no gummy involved, 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:20.840 you know, like I just know it's incredible. 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:23.600 This is just doing Insiders five days a week at 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:26.839 this point. Your boy yarns for creative. 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:30.800 Creative outlet. I love it speaking of some type of outlet. 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:35.480 The Tennessee Titans. That's you, Kevin, the. 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:38.640 Twenty twenty six Tennessee Titans. How can it be worse? 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:44.760 You know what? 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:48.440 Hard to argue, really hard to argue. That takes us 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:49.160 to the Broncos. 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:53.079 That to you again, Patrick, Okay, a loss in a 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:56.960 heartbreaking season where a quarterback was literally broken and one 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:58.520 of the more pyrrhic victories that we've seen in the 0:12:58.600 --> 0:13:00.439 last twenty years of the NFL playoffs. 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:01.240 But bo Is back. 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:04.439 The team didn't subtract and they just waited for his return. 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:07.480 They've improved, They've not just stopped there. That they've added 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.600 with the ultimate confidence at a quarterback. And I'm reminded, 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:15.559 gentlemen and lady of a brand that was in a funk, 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:20.640 just the one' there's always one and that's Kentucky Fried 0:13:20.720 --> 0:13:23.600 Chicken in twenty ten when they asked us to unthink 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:26.000 the conventional nature of a sandwich and trust in the 0:13:26.080 --> 0:13:28.080 double down by telling its customers. 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:30.200 We don't have room for the bun. 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:34.120 And that's what we tell Denver Broncos fans two pieces 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:37.640 of fried chicken, bacon and a sauce. We're doubling down 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:40.120 on the talents and abilities of bo Nicks. We've added 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:42.680 jail and waddle. We don't have room for bun. 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:45.040 Epic. 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:49.160 I think you know, I think that will really resonate 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:51.080 with them. They've kept a lot of things the same 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:54.480 over the last couple of couple of offseasons. 0:13:53.960 --> 0:13:57.920 So you double on more chicken. 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:02.000 I've got the cant the City Chiefs. Actually we could 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:04.600 probably skip these guys. They're doing okay as a brand 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:05.200 these days. 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:06.360 Kevin. You got the Raiders. 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:10.160 That counts as. 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:13.600 Doubt in the disrespect by the way, chip watch they're 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:14.120 gonna try. 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:20.440 Finally, the Raiders have an easy marketing pitch. You have 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:25.720 the most likable quarterback who has never taken an NFL snap, 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:30.800 and it's just a picture of smiling Mendoza all over 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:34.080 Vegas and says, who does not love our quarterback? 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:39.320 And just look over here as we fix all fix 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:41.880 all the rest of this. And then Tom Brady seethes 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:44.040 in the corner because he's not the one on the billboards. 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:46.400 I can see it coming right now, A great smile. Yeah, 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:50.600 I've got the Los Angeles Chargers. I have a merch 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:55.680 idea ladies and gentlemen in the boardroom. Here, what if 0:14:56.320 --> 0:15:01.000 we manufactured a draw string Jim Harbaugh doll and a 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:05.000 draw string Mike McDaniel Doll, and we put them for 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:08.480 sale in the team shop and every time you pull 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:12.800 the string they say something funny. And also it's really 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:16.040 weird that the Harbad Dolls eyes follow you everywhere. 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:18.360 They never stop. 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:20.880 Cowboys, Patrick, the. 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:23.960 Twenty twenty seven Dallas Cowboys Jones is. I am so 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:27.240 glad to be in your presence. It's an honor. I 0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:29.240 want to look back at all the history, but just 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:31.520 a part of it jumps out to me. In seasons 0:15:31.560 --> 0:15:34.280 where Dak Prescott was a leading passer for the Dallas Cowboys, 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:37.480 here's the final offensive ranking in terms of scoring fourteenth 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:45.240 twenty second, sixth fifth fifth forced forced fourth first first 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:47.880 the defensive rankings. I'm not going to talk to you 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:51.720 about it because they weren't necessarily that great. That's why 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:54.960 I would like to adopt the ad campaign that was 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:59.720 utilized by Wells Fargo in twenty eighteen, earning back your trust. Yes, 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:03.000 while the company was opening accounts on behalf of customers 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:05.480 that they never asked for, they needed to come back 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:08.720 and have a statement that they were earning back the trust. 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:12.320 And after trading away your best defensive player, that trust 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:13.160 was eroded. 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:14.080 But not now. 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:18.000 The twenty twenty seven Dallas Cowboys are earning back your trust. 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:21.960 I love that one. 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:25.520 Yeah, when you can, when you can align yourself with 0:16:26.760 --> 0:16:33.480 often questionable financial giant corporations, mega corporations, in fact, you 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:34.600 simply must do it. 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:37.280 Kevin, you've got the New York Giants. 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:40.080 My New York Giants slogan does have some fine print, 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:44.720 so listen carefully because there is a parenthetical here. Who's 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:50.040 got it better than Jackson Dart? Don't answer that possibilities? 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:57.280 See Patrick, I told you he would do Yeah, non, 0:16:57.480 --> 0:16:58.520 any and all possible. 0:16:58.560 --> 0:16:59.840 Greg Romanshade is always a. 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:03.720 Okay. 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:07.320 I've got the Philadelphia Eagles. Now tough building to walk into. 0:17:07.520 --> 0:17:10.880 You know there are still people tailgating in the parking lot, 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:13.680 and you know it's a rule that you do not 0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:17.280 wear the opposing teams jerseys or colors when you walk in. 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:18.760 But hear me out. 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:23.920 Speaking of jerseys, guys, a jersey buyback program wherein fans 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:27.560 can turn in their old aj brown jerseys and in 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:31.200 addition to proper financial compensation equal to the costs of 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:34.280 the jersey, they will receive a case of youngling and 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:35.760 a pack of batteries. 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:40.200 What do we think, Yeah, yeah, the batteries of course. 0:17:41.119 --> 0:17:43.480 You know, speak to a community in a moment. 0:17:43.520 --> 0:17:44.560 It really brings people together. 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:47.240 Yeah, it's united one way or the other. 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:49.640 Yes, Washington Commanders. 0:17:49.359 --> 0:17:55.040 Ah, yes, the Washington Commanders. Hey, guys, I'm glad the 0:17:55.080 --> 0:17:56.840 other guy isn't here anymore and I could talk to you. 0:17:57.200 --> 0:17:59.080 He probably wouldn't want to be in here with me. 0:17:59.640 --> 0:18:03.840 But I think about a brand that wants to return 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:06.919 to some success, and there was so much recent success, 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:11.200 and that success is linked to McDonald's and the angle 0:18:11.320 --> 0:18:15.760 return of the McRib most recently utilizing the slogan it 0:18:15.880 --> 0:18:19.800 can only mean one thing. Well, now Jaden's back, Hope 0:18:19.880 --> 0:18:23.879 is back, dan Quinn has fired almost everybody. There is change, 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:26.280 and that change can only mean one thing. 0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:27.800 The commanders. 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:30.480 I love this. 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:36.360 One thing about Patrick's marketing initiatives too, that I think 0:18:36.680 --> 0:18:40.480 are really precious to the listener is there often contains 0:18:40.560 --> 0:18:43.840 some important subtext, and so go back and listen a 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:47.880 couple of times. I think, similar to his famous one 0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:51.760 man play featuring the Jones family and Cowboys earlier this season. 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:55.520 Really there's some Easter eggs in there, East Eggs everywhere, 0:18:56.920 --> 0:19:00.359 And Kevin, is it still the Chicago Bears or have 0:19:00.480 --> 0:19:03.520 they moved yet? Or what's the what's the situation here? 0:19:04.960 --> 0:19:07.080 You know, I thought about taking this opportunity in this 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:14.480 marketing platform to ridicule the Chicago Bears, who have led 0:19:14.560 --> 0:19:18.200 the league in statements about stadiums to which they have 0:19:18.720 --> 0:19:22.639 not moved to yet. But you know what, we're gonna 0:19:22.640 --> 0:19:25.440 We're gonna be a little bit more positive because it's 0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:28.760 Kayleb Williams, it's Ben Johnson, and you guys see over 0:19:28.840 --> 0:19:30.359 my shoulder for those of you watching, I got a 0:19:30.440 --> 0:19:34.000 Chicago Cubs pennant. And there was a late great Chicago 0:19:34.040 --> 0:19:37.320 Cubs player and broadcast named Ron Santo, and every year 0:19:37.440 --> 0:19:40.080 he would say this is the year, and for the 0:19:40.240 --> 0:19:43.520 Kyle Cubs it never was until it finally was. Now 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:45.719 the Bears curse has not lasted one hundred years. It's 0:19:45.760 --> 0:19:50.240 only been forty one. However, It's just simple. It's just 0:19:50.320 --> 0:19:53.639 a question. Is this the year we leave it to 0:19:53.680 --> 0:19:54.159 the fans? 0:19:54.440 --> 0:19:54.480 Just? 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:57.480 Is this the year got your the Bears fans finally 0:19:57.520 --> 0:20:00.280 have a quarterback, they finally have a head coach. It 0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:02.720 might be, it could be we're just gonna let the 0:20:02.760 --> 0:20:05.400 fans aside. Very simple, Is this the year? 0:20:06.040 --> 0:20:10.600 My alternate suggestion, just for Bears fans in general, a 0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:13.760 slogan is what the hell are you all still mad about? 0:20:14.520 --> 0:20:17.639 But you know you brought it up yourself. The stadium thing. 0:20:17.680 --> 0:20:20.840 It's like, hey, we have to give them something to 0:20:20.960 --> 0:20:23.399 be upset over. Everything on the field seems to be 0:20:23.480 --> 0:20:27.040 going right, so why not create some unforced errors. I 0:20:27.160 --> 0:20:30.200 know you just love that topic and you've enjoyed covering it. 0:20:31.040 --> 0:20:35.000 Kevin Patrick, I think we've got the Detroit Lions next. 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:38.560 Ah. Yes, the Detroit Lions, a team that felt like 0:20:38.720 --> 0:20:42.320 America's team. Ford Family, It is wonderful to be in 0:20:42.440 --> 0:20:46.440