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Speaker 1: Jubeles dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. I do, sweet? What is it? So?

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Speaker 1: I was working this waiter job a while back, and uh,

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Speaker 1: my boss, my manager, actually he was putting his wife

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Speaker 1: on the payroll and but she but yeah, but she

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Speaker 1: never came into work, right, So what he was doing,

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Speaker 1: what he was doing was he was clocking in and

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Speaker 1: out for her, and so she was getting paid, but

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Speaker 1: she was never coming into work, right.

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Speaker 2: Sketchy, Well, sketchy, that's stealing money.

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Speaker 1: But you're doubling your salary.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the only one that'sh it's a great idea anyway, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: not supposed to do it.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty good, it's pretty good. Unfortunately he didn't. He

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Speaker 1: didn't get away with it. He did get caught. But

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Speaker 1: that's not the secret. Actually, all right, so the secret

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Speaker 1: is that I was actually sleeping with his wife, oh

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Speaker 1: while she was getting paid. Yeah, and she's living good.

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Speaker 1: I'm the one that actually, uh, I'm the one that

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Speaker 1: actually turned it in.

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Speaker 2: Oh, skinless, bro, that doesn't very much.

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Speaker 1: Do you turn him in?

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Speaker 2: Annie with his wife?

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Speaker 1: Yikes? Yeah, well you know, I mean, two wrongs, don't

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Speaker 1: do they can't sell out right now? If you're doing

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Speaker 1: both of them. I don't think that's how it works.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for telling us your little secret.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I appreciated. You have a good one.

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Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret.