1 00:00:05,680 --> 00:00:08,440 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's promoting hygiene on the go 2 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:12,240 Speaker 1: with a brand new line of Armpit the Days. What 3 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 1: looks like a normal drinking fountain, but it shoots fresh 4 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:18,400 Speaker 1: cleansing H two. 5 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,599 Speaker 2: To oh straight into your sweat trench. 6 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:24,480 Speaker 1: At all, You've got a mock up image for you 7 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:26,119 Speaker 1: so you can get a visual of what it was 8 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:26,599 Speaker 1: making about. 9 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 3: You are having too much fun with AI. That is 10 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:32,239 Speaker 3: an arm Hit the Day with a naked man. 11 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 2: Wow, what he's going to be clothed? You can't clean 12 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 2: your pits if you got your clothes on. 13 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:38,159 Speaker 4: You could have a tank top on. 14 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 2: But okay, don't hold me back, broke. Just sanitize yourself 15 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:43,279 Speaker 2: with laser stories. 16 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: Their segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, 17 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 1: just like everyone else is, except we've got. 18 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 2: A laser and those other pit tea parties just don't. 19 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Italy, and even 20 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: though Christmas was a few weeks ago, this international crime 21 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,280 Speaker 1: news just made its. 22 00:00:59,200 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 2: Way over to the US. 23 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,600 Speaker 1: Oh really, because a thirty eight year old resident had 24 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:06,039 Speaker 1: just stolen a television from a local electronics shop and 25 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:10,679 Speaker 1: was running away from police as cops chased him the 26 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 1: man tried to lose them by getting creative and hopping 27 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 1: into a life size Nativity scene outside of church. 28 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,960 Speaker 4: And then he tell me he acted like the baby. 29 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,480 Speaker 1: He froze in place like a mannequin and acted like 30 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 1: he was one of the wise men bearing gifts. 31 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 3: Jesus would have loved an led TV instead of some franks. 32 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:32,399 Speaker 2: Am I right? 33 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,760 Speaker 1: The crazy part is it almost worked. They didn't see 34 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 1: him until the town's mayor noticed movement out of the 35 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:41,760 Speaker 1: corner of his eye and took a closer look. And 36 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,959 Speaker 1: along with the gifts of gold Frankensnse and Myrrh, the 37 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 1: crook was holding a thirty six inch flat screen as 38 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 1: a gift to baby Jesus. 39 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,360 Speaker 3: That's so he can watch, you know, his favorite show 40 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 3: on that. 41 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,840 Speaker 1: Of course, after being arrested, a judge gave him nine 42 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 1: months in jail for the crime and evading officers. 43 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 3: Not very wise man. 44 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 1: He's now behind bars serving out that sentence. O dang, 45 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 1: Let's go to your next laser story out of Florida, 46 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,519 Speaker 1: First Florida story of the year. 47 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 2: It better be good. 48 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 1: Forty one year olds William White Junior was delivering mail 49 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 1: and Pensacola recently when he saw a kid ride by 50 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 1: on a scooter with a box that he had just 51 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:31,600 Speaker 1: dropped off. Immediately, William thought that little porch pirate is 52 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:34,960 Speaker 1: stealing packages and he's not gonna get away with it 53 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 1: as long as I'm on the block. 54 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 3: Here we go a postman that cares. Huh. 55 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:40,640 Speaker 2: So what did he do? 56 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 1: Cops say William jumped back in his mail truck, punched 57 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:46,080 Speaker 1: it and tried to hit the kid to get the 58 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:46,960 Speaker 1: package back. 59 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 4: Anybody just talk sternly to him. 60 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 1: What they say it through rain, sleet, snow or tiny 61 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,560 Speaker 1: porch pirates, they will get your package to you. 62 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 2: Okay. 63 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 1: So luckily the boy was able to bail at the 64 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 1: last second, but he did end up in the hospital 65 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 1: with an ankle injury, as for his scooter that ended 66 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 1: up under William's truck. But here's the worst part. It 67 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:15,919 Speaker 1: turned out the kid wasn't actually stealing the package at all. 68 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 1: Oh No, William had dropped it off at the wrong address. 69 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,080 Speaker 1: The boy was being nice, just trying to bring it 70 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:27,320 Speaker 1: over to his neighbor. 71 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 4: Get it. 72 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,600 Speaker 3: We just got a letter to a different for a 73 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:32,680 Speaker 3: wrong address and my daughter was like, let me go 74 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:33,480 Speaker 3: run it over there. 75 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 4: I'm like Nah, we'll just put it back in the 76 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 4: I'm glad I. 77 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,320 Speaker 2: Did toss it in the fire. It's too dangerous. 78 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:42,760 Speaker 1: William's now facing charges for criminal mischief and aggravated assault. 79 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,200 Speaker 2: It's probably watching a little too many. 80 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 1: Vigilante movies and his tire taking matters into his own hands. 81 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 1: Let's go to your next laser story out of the 82 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 1: snack factory. You ever heard the long standing rumor that 83 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 1: twinkies will last forever? 84 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, well believe it. 85 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:02,360 Speaker 1: The correct answer is they do, and they don't. I 86 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:06,840 Speaker 1: know that because the world's oldest known twinkie is turning fifty. 87 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 4: This year, I feel like it should be older. 88 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 1: A chemistry teacher in Blue Hill, Maine named Roger Benati 89 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:17,240 Speaker 1: opened it as an experiment for his class back in 90 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,839 Speaker 1: nineteen seventy six. Wow, and it's lived at that school 91 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 1: ever since. 92 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,359 Speaker 3: Dude, that's pretty epic that that's what your school is 93 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 3: known for. 94 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. This all started because his class was talking about 95 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 1: food additives when one kid asked how long a twinkie 96 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,720 Speaker 1: would last, and Roger said he didn't know, so they 97 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 1: tested it and that testing continues to this day. 98 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,080 Speaker 3: They need to change the mascot to the twinkies. 99 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 2: I don't know twiggies. 100 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:44,479 Speaker 4: Never say that. 101 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,600 Speaker 2: There's way the tweaky is gonna outlive everyone. 102 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:47,160 Speaker 4: At the school. 103 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 1: Roger retired back in two thousand and four, he handed 104 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,520 Speaker 1: it off to a student from that class who is 105 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:54,120 Speaker 1: now the. 106 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,720 Speaker 2: Dean of the same school. 107 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:59,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, passed down, So she's had it in a glass 108 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,039 Speaker 1: case on her shell for the last twenty two years. 109 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,680 Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's a good question, bro, What does 110 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:06,240 Speaker 2: it look like? 111 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:10,960 Speaker 1: It still does have that basic Twinkie shape, but doesn't 112 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 1: really look like something you'd. 113 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,280 Speaker 2: Want to eat. 114 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:18,120 Speaker 1: It is fully dried out and looks more like a tiny, 115 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,839 Speaker 1: very stale loaf of bread. 116 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,000 Speaker 2: I have a photo of it for you. 117 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,680 Speaker 4: Oh that's nasty. That looks like it'd be powder if 118 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:26,560 Speaker 4: you just touched it. 119 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:31,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like crumbs inside the glass too. It does 120 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:34,839 Speaker 3: look like someone sucked all the moisture out of a Twinkie. 121 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:35,360 Speaker 4: And then. 122 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,320 Speaker 1: Roger just did an interview about it recently and joked 123 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 1: that he and the twinkie are a lot alike. Now 124 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:49,760 Speaker 1: we're both old, gray and flaky. For the record, the 125 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:52,240 Speaker 1: official shelf life of a Twinkie back then was just 126 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:55,320 Speaker 1: twenty six days. The hostess says it's up to forty 127 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:59,000 Speaker 1: five days now, mostly thanks to better packaging. 128 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:02,920 Speaker 3: New preservatives that let's say what they say, it's better plastic. 129 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,920 Speaker 1: But who got Let's go to your final laser story 130 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:10,840 Speaker 1: out of the pet palace. Brook probably knows this. If 131 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,920 Speaker 1: you leave your dog for a week and come back, 132 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,880 Speaker 1: they'll remember you and go nuts when you return. 133 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,599 Speaker 4: Yeah, to them, it feels like a year. 134 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 1: I know. 135 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,159 Speaker 4: I love that moment. 136 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:23,920 Speaker 2: But what about cats? They are a lot harder to read. 137 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 1: So researchers dug in and studied how long would it 138 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,520 Speaker 1: take for your cat to forget? 139 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:32,120 Speaker 4: You need to forget? You really forget. 140 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 3: My mom's cat literally comes to her car when she 141 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:38,440 Speaker 3: pulls into the driveway every day, Yes, and like greets 142 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,239 Speaker 3: her like a puppy. 143 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 4: Okay, well, hold on. 144 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:40,840 Speaker 1: To your thing. 145 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,440 Speaker 4: I just saw a video the other day. Have a 146 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:45,200 Speaker 4: girl who posted her childhood cat old video how close 147 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,719 Speaker 4: they were. She went to college, came back, the cat 148 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,040 Speaker 4: hisses at her now really and it doesn't like her. 149 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 3: Maybe that's because she knows what she did at. 150 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:54,120 Speaker 2: College more than we know. 151 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:58,480 Speaker 1: I don't know about that, but the study was trying 152 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:02,120 Speaker 1: to determine, so they found if you leave for a month, 153 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 1: do they just think you're a random human again? 154 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,039 Speaker 2: Or how about a year? 155 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:08,279 Speaker 1: Will turns out After a decade of study, scientists found 156 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:11,000 Speaker 1: your cat would never forget you. 157 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:15,600 Speaker 3: Yea, I told you. It's what she did in school. 158 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,000 Speaker 1: They're just like dogs in that way. But the downside 159 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,440 Speaker 1: is they will like you. 160 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,160 Speaker 2: A lot less. Yeah. 161 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,080 Speaker 1: Cats were found to hold a grudge if the owners 162 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 1: leave them for more than five days. If it's more 163 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 1: than two weeks, the cat will demonstrate coldness on purpose 164 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,000 Speaker 1: to get the owner to show it more affections. 165 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:35,400 Speaker 3: So they're actually more emotionally intelligent. 166 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:35,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, they are. 167 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:37,080 Speaker 4: It's kind of like dating. It's like, oh, you want 168 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 4: to flake me for two weeks? 169 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,040 Speaker 2: Yea, forget about you? 170 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:39,320 Speaker 1: Yeah? 171 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 2: Yeah like that. 172 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,720 Speaker 1: Okay, so in the end, they won't forget you, but 173 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:51,280 Speaker 1: they could resent you. As for amorous turtles, it's a 174 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:55,080 Speaker 1: different story. He might forget you, but he will never 175 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:58,240 Speaker 1: forget those dreamy Chuck Taylors that you wore the night you. 176 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:01,440 Speaker 2: Let him hit. It doesn't mean that's a memory that's 177 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 2: burned in permanently. Yeah, that's just what the studies say, 178 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:06,160 Speaker 2: brook In. 179 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:08,760 Speaker 1: The studies say where that Laser Stories has come to 180 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:10,040 Speaker 1: an end for the day. We'll do it again the 181 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,400 Speaker 1: same time on Friday.