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Speaker 1: He's another five. Hello, Hi, I'm calling for Hanks. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is hi Hank. My name is Colby Sasarek and

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Speaker 1: I work for the Seattle Seahawks customer relations. How are

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Speaker 1: you doing today? Good? How are you doing? I'm good?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. I just want to confirm with you.

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Speaker 1: You're one of the people that got tickets to the

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Speaker 1: playoff game by standing outside of the box office right

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Speaker 1: at the stadium. Yes, uh huh, yeah, I am okay, good,

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Speaker 1: And I need to ask you, um, will you be

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Speaker 1: rooting for the Packers or the Seahawks. I'm a Packers fan.

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Speaker 1: Packers fan, got it? Thank you. I also, unfortunately, need

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Speaker 1: to tell you that we release some tickets that we

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Speaker 1: shouldn't have, so we're gonna need your tickets back. You

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Speaker 1: gotta be kidding me. Actually, I'm not. We made a mistake.

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Speaker 1: Are you just saying this because I'm a Packers fan? No? No, actually,

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Speaker 1: we never meant to sell your tickets. So if you

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Speaker 1: wouldn't mind coming out of the box office in the

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Speaker 1: next few hours we get this whole thing cleared up. No, no,

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Speaker 1: well I would mind coming down to the box up.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're you just asked me if I'm a

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Speaker 1: Packers fan and now you're telling me you're taking my

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Speaker 1: tickets away, I mean that sounds a little bit up.

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Speaker 1: What if we throw in a foam finger or a

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Speaker 1: tote bag? No, sort of. I'm not giving up my tickets.

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Speaker 1: I stood in line. I have the tickets and I'm

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Speaker 1: not bringing them back. Got you, sir? I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to have to do this. Do what well? Your tickets

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Speaker 1: were actually supposed to go to a celebrity who's in

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Speaker 1: town just for the game. You shouldn't. Man, you're making

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Speaker 1: this up. No, sir, I'm not. I'm a Packer fan.

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Speaker 1: I promise you I'm not making it up. I actually

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Speaker 1: have him on the other line. Because I figured you

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Speaker 1: might not believe me, I'll go ahead and conference him in. Tracy,

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Speaker 1: are you there? Hey? What's up? Baby? Is this Hank

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Speaker 1: on the phone? Hank? Meet Tracy Morgan? What's happened to baby?

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Speaker 1: He's the comedian who was on thirty Rock. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you know who he is. What's happening? Now? Come on,

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Speaker 1: there's no way you got Tracy Morgan on the phone.

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Speaker 1: If you don't believe me, just speak to the man.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Is this Hank. Yeah, who's happening to Hank.

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Speaker 1: I'm a black dude, Tracy Morgan, I'm talking to you,

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Speaker 1: the white guy. Wait minute, this is really Tracy Morgan?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidney me? Yeah? Is this really Hank? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I just got two girls pregnant? What's happened in Hank? Hey, Tracy,

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Speaker 1: I'm a big fan, man. I don't know how you

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Speaker 1: got wrapped up in this whole thing, but I've got

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Speaker 1: my tickets. You got my tickets. That's how that happened.

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Speaker 1: I got your tickets. Yeah, you got my tickets. I

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Speaker 1: gotta get my tickets back from you, baby. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: a fan many funny dude, but I can't. I'm not

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Speaker 1: giving up these tickets, you know. I'm sure you can

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Speaker 1: get some other tickets. Come on, Hank, I'll take care

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Speaker 1: of you. I'll take you. The Seahawks can't take care

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Speaker 1: I'll take care of you, though. What do you mean

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Speaker 1: you like Jerry Curls. My sister makes Jerry Curls should

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Speaker 1: take care of you. No, no, man, Look how about

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Speaker 1: I give you my bell Bill Devote REU and your

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Speaker 1: now Bow. No man, you can kick your Devote Reunion album. Man,

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Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen, Hank. I want to take care

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Speaker 1: of you, though. I'll tell you what. I'll give you

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Speaker 1: my parking pass the family court. How often you go

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Speaker 1: to family court? I'm being two days a week. I

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Speaker 1: don't need that, man. You can have my parking pass.

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Speaker 1: I'm taking care of you. I just need to get

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Speaker 1: my tickets back and you can have something from me. No,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it, but I'm good. I'm gonna keep the

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Speaker 1: tickets all right, Hank. If you could just consider some

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Speaker 1: of Tracy's offers, I mean, the Seahawks organization would really

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Speaker 1: appreciate it. No, you like fush Nikins. What's fush Nickins?

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Speaker 1: You never heard fush Nickins? Black Street? Listen, Man, I

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Speaker 1: don't even know what half the stuff is you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about I'm so plain on Blu Ray. You

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Speaker 1: seem so plain. No, No, I don't think we're gonna

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Speaker 1: work this out. Man on Blu Ray. Huh on Blu Ray. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know what Blu Ray is, but I don't know

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Speaker 1: what all this other stuff that you're talking about. I

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Speaker 1: hear you, Hank, I got you smoke weed. No, man,

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Speaker 1: I don't need any weed. I'll give you back away.

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Speaker 1: We strike. No, I'm good man. Let's just I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna keep these tickets. You know. I'm sure they can

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Speaker 1: hook you up. My cousin seals and stuff. Man, it's

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Speaker 1: all medical stuff. You got glard coma. I'll take you. Hey, Look,

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Speaker 1: the only way you're getting these tickets is if you

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Speaker 1: give me five thousand dollars, all right, five grand? All right? Heck.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to have to do this because I

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Speaker 1: had to go through some stuff to get this, but

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Speaker 1: I got a stack of Walmart gift cards for you.

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Speaker 1: You can be the biggest pimp in Walmart. You're not

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Speaker 1: getting my tickets, all right. That's it. That's final. Okay,

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Speaker 1: how he was playing hardball? How about both of you

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Speaker 1: just stop arguing about the tickets. It's not even worth it.

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Speaker 1: This as a prank phone call. What what are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? Man? Wait? Wait a minute, Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: what's this? This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm moving eighty two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you, and I'm Craig Gas. I'm

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Speaker 1: a comedian. I do voices on family Guy American, your mother,

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Speaker 1: your friend Andrew set you up? He said you were

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Speaker 1: a Packers fan and wanted me to screw with you

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Speaker 1: before the game. When god out of me, did you

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Speaker 1: actually think Tracy Morgan was hitting you up for your tickets?

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's good, man, you're good. I'll do anything for

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Speaker 1: these tickets. Baby, I'm relieved. Yeah, you know, I gotta

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Speaker 1: tell you. I wasn't gonna do this because I'm a

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Speaker 1: Seahawks fan, but I heard you were a Packers fan,

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Speaker 1: so I had to mess with me a little bit. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is cold. Man. Man. Almo got

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Speaker 1: you with the Walmart gift cards. Man, Yeah, well that

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Speaker 1: was true. That was true. I do have all marked

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Speaker 1: gift cards. Oh my god, weak up every morning with

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Speaker 1: weekday Morning on the twenties, how point five