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Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. I don't know why you're looking at

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Speaker 1: me so weird about the cheese sticks, Chris, What do

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Speaker 1: you mean? Who does that? I do that? I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I need to clarify before we go into the climate

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Speaker 1: change stuff and the dictionaries, even getting in on politics now,

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Speaker 1: these stinking communists. And we talked more about going in

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Speaker 1: on the lamb and the smartest way to do that.

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Speaker 1: I sat down during the break and I went to

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Speaker 1: our fridge and got it. I'm trying to eat healthier,

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Speaker 1: so I got a couple of cheese sticks out of

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Speaker 1: the fridge. Not the mozzarella cheese sticks, the packaged kind. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're talking fresh cheese is here? The string cheese basically,

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Speaker 1: And I went and sat back down in the chair.

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Speaker 1: But I just pulled it out of the fridge. So

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Speaker 1: it's cold. Eyboddy knows, and I mean everyone knows cheese

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Speaker 1: is best at warm. Well, it's best melted, but this

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Speaker 1: kind of cheese is better at warm, at room temperature.

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Speaker 1: What Chris, Chris, stop being a child. It doesn't have

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Speaker 1: to be on a sandwich to it's better at room

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Speaker 1: temperature than cold. But the question remains, how do you

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Speaker 1: get it to room temperature quickly? I don't want to

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Speaker 1: wait forty five minutes for my string cheese to go

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Speaker 1: to room temperature. So Chris looks in and he sees

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Speaker 1: me I put both pieces. If you're watching on the

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Speaker 1: simulcast right now, remember you can watch me do the

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Speaker 1: radio show at the first TV dot Com slash Jesse.

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Speaker 1: The first TV dot Com slash Jesse. You gotta go

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Speaker 1: sign up for that. So, yes, I did have these

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Speaker 1: two pieces of cheese still in the packaging. I may

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Speaker 1: point out, it's not like I put him. I took him,

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Speaker 1: and I put him right under my right thigh where

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Speaker 1: I just now put them back. What Chris, I know

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Speaker 1: it looks like I'm pulling it out of my irae end.

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Speaker 1: I'm not pulling it out of irae end. They're sitting

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Speaker 1: under my thigh, my body heat, getting them warm, getting

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Speaker 1: take both sticks. I'll take both sticks and cheese at once,

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Speaker 1: and I'll just come all of those bad boys down

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Speaker 1: in a heartbeat now real quickly. We were talking about

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Speaker 1: going on the lamb because this this New York's City

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Speaker 1: real estate developer took off with four million dollars, and

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Speaker 1: I said, he can't go to Mexico. So Chris was

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Speaker 1: kind enough. By the way, I just want to apologize

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Speaker 1: to Premier. Please don't look at the internet history. Here

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Speaker 1: in the studio, Chris started looking up non extradition countries

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Speaker 1: where we can escape to. They all suck, Chris. There's

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Speaker 1: a lot of crappy country, okay, Russia, China. I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to any of those places. Madagascar, I'm not going to. No, Chris, Madagascar,

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Speaker 1: I have news for you. It's different than the movie,

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Speaker 1: than the cartoon. I promise it's not the same. No,

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Speaker 1: Madagascar sucks. There's a bunch of places that look like

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Speaker 1: they sucked. And Africa, like virtually all of Africa's non extradition.

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Speaker 1: But I was thinking, well, I could probably do okay

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Speaker 1: but it sounds exotic. I want to go to Morocco.

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Speaker 1: The climate change death cult stuff. I've been on this

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Speaker 1: death cult. This is what I mean. Carbon. The carbon

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Speaker 1: changing the weather. These are lies you've been fed from everywhere. However,

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Speaker 1: You can't attack or try to reduce oil without killing people, large,

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Speaker 1: a genocidal maniac, whether they know it or not. And frankly,

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Speaker 1: that's irrelevant. I don't care whether or not you know

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Speaker 1: in a war against carbon, against oil, you are trying

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Speaker 1: it would never see again. It is the deadliest movement

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Speaker 1: What makes it worse is this, it's institutionalized now at

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Speaker 1: every level, at every level. This is no longer some

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Speaker 1: this is the President. And because it was a four

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Speaker 1: on your windshore wipers to get literally the oil slick

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Speaker 1: We are talking about the death of a billion people.

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Speaker 1: The stakes could not possibly be higher. That's what's at

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Speaker 1: you're going to find this shocking. Of course, the World

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Speaker 1: case you thought all this stuff was some distant future,

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Speaker 1: There's something else that's to come on the Jesse Kelly

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Speaker 1: to room temperature. Chris nailed it. It's not a mental illness.

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Speaker 1: There is no bigger death cult on the planet. Right now, then,

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Speaker 1: I really liked the sound of my voice. Dear Jesse,

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Speaker 1: I was so tall and skinny, and that's not very nice.

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Speaker 1: So we're not going to talk about that, right Now,

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Speaker 1: in all seriousness, I would sit down and watch Sesame

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Speaker 1: of things. Now you can't let your child sit down

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Speaker 1: and watch Sesame Street without them getting political. Gosh, it

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Speaker 1: just makes me Diagne sick. All right, speaking of your

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Speaker 1: child and who your child is sitting down with, and

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Speaker 1: who my children are sitting down with and being guided by.

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Speaker 1: I think it is time for us to have yet

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Speaker 1: another wildly offensive conversation here on the Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: Because there are some truths about humanity we don't want

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Speaker 1: to acknowledge. It's there are some things that are so

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Speaker 1: painful to acknowledge, we choose to ignore them. You see

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Speaker 1: this a lot now with people who used to push

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Speaker 1: the pandemic stuff or fell for the pandemic fear stuff. Now,

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Speaker 1: lots of them instead of admitting they were wrong, they're

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Speaker 1: just kind of quiet because it's it's too painful to

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Speaker 1: admit you're the reason we're about to go into a

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Speaker 1: great depression. It's too painful, so you just you ignore it.

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Speaker 1: There's something about kids and people who look after kids

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Speaker 1: we need to talk about. But we do need to

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Speaker 1: talk about it. Hang on, Oh God, on Adam Molly

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Speaker 1: side on me Jesse Kelly. You're listening to The Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show on a Wednesday, a

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Birthday edition of a Wednesday. If you're watching

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Speaker 1: on the simulcast, you'll see the fellas got me, well,

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Speaker 1: a couple of things. One of them is very nice,

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Speaker 1: the other one's not very nice. One thing they got

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Speaker 1: me was a whole thing of crayons. They said, we

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Speaker 1: got your lunch for you, and I thought that actually

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Speaker 1: got me a nice lunch. But they didn't get me

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Speaker 1: a nice lunch. It was a bunch of crayons laid out,

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Speaker 1: which was mean. But they did get me this, and

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Speaker 1: I guess I take back what I just said about

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Speaker 1: it being nice. This like this looks terrible. They got

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Speaker 1: me a cinnamon rule that looks old and stale. Chris

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Speaker 1: probably got a discount cinnamon rule. I bet you money

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Speaker 1: he did. And they somehow put how did you guys

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Speaker 1: manage to fit forty one candles in this thing? That

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Speaker 1: is amazing? They put forty one candles in this thing,

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Speaker 1: and this thing looks like Kamala Harris. All right, we're

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Speaker 1: putting this thing aside for just a moment, let's talk

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Speaker 1: for just to bear with me a second. You have

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Speaker 1: ten minutes. I know, you have ten minutes. Switch your

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Speaker 1: cell phone provider. We have to be I mean, we

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Speaker 1: were just talking about how the dictionaries even tainted. Now

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Speaker 1: this corporate government partnership, we have got to start engaging

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Speaker 1: in this fight. Part of that is putting our money

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Speaker 1: where our morals are and stopping the funding of companies

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Speaker 1: like Verizon or Mobile. These are terrible companies. Pure talk,

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Speaker 1: pure talk. You know I have the same five gene

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Speaker 1: network as one of the big guys. I don't lose

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Speaker 1: any service. I save a fortune. My bill got cut

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Speaker 1: in half, and I'm funding a company that actually loves

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Speaker 1: me in my country, CEOs of Vietnam Veteran. And it

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Speaker 1: takes less than ten minutes from your cell phone dial

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Speaker 1: pound two five zero and say Jesse Kelly. And that'll

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Speaker 1: save you an additional fifty percent off your first month

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Speaker 1: pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. Now, children, you

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Speaker 1: love your children, right? I love my children. I never

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Speaker 1: claimed to be a good father, but Dagon, I love

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Speaker 1: my little buddies. Snapped at him the other night. I

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Speaker 1: was just in a bad mood about something. Something was

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Speaker 1: on my mind, and I snapped at him. I had

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Speaker 1: to go up and apologize to him. I felt bad,

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Speaker 1: went to bed and I had snapped at him, and

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Speaker 1: I thought, oh gosh, I gotta go talk to my

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Speaker 1: buddies and tell them I'm sorry. I love my buddies.

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Speaker 1: I know you love your kids. And I think we

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Speaker 1: make a mistake. I know, I know I do, but

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Speaker 1: you probably make the same mistake too. We look at

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Speaker 1: our kids, or kids in general, as being these precious,

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Speaker 1: innocent things, and we think other people look at them

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Speaker 1: that way. And I know this is very difficult to hear,

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Speaker 1: but hear me out on this is one you need

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Speaker 1: to hear. There are so many dark parts of this world.

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Speaker 1: They look at your kids as prey. They look at

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Speaker 1: your children as easy marks and prey. And that's a

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Speaker 1: difficult thing to admit about humanity. Not just because it's

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Speaker 1: it's dark, right, it's kind of dark. It's kind of

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Speaker 1: a Debbie down or you don't really want to think

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Speaker 1: about that. It's more than that. That's a difficult thing

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Speaker 1: to think about humanity because gosh, that makes some of

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Speaker 1: the normal child activities you want to put your child in.

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Speaker 1: That makes them not quite as comfortable to put your

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Speaker 1: child in. And believe, believe me, I'm not telling you

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Speaker 1: to stop doing these things. I'm telling you to be

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Speaker 1: aware and look into things. Is your child have a

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Speaker 1: baseball coach? Okay, that's good. Look Hey, I'm not saying

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Speaker 1: it's a bad thing. Guys who want to coach youth

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Speaker 1: sports and mentor young men, that's an awesome thing. Do

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Speaker 1: you think they're all there to mentor? If you were

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Speaker 1: a child predator with an interest in young boys, maybe

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Speaker 1: you knew a little baseball, where would you go looking

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Speaker 1: for work? We have in our area. We have an arcade,

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Speaker 1: a big one of these big art It has arcade

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Speaker 1: and ladies your tag in it. I just dominated a

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Speaker 1: bunch of little kids at Laser Tag. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to brag, but arcade and Laser Tag. Okay, who would

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Speaker 1: want to work there? I gotta be honest. I saw

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Speaker 1: a bunch of younger kids working there. That makes total

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Speaker 1: sense for at fifteen, sixteen years old, seventeen years old,

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Speaker 1: good little side job. There were a couple of people, though,

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Speaker 1: a couple of older dudes working there, definitely in their

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Speaker 1: fifties working at the laser tag counter. Why are you here?

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Speaker 1: And look, I'm not accusing this guy of being a pedophile.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he's a lonely old man. Maybe he is. Maybe

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Speaker 1: he's a widower. Maybe he just loves being around kids

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Speaker 1: and wants to protect and say. He may be a hebro,

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Speaker 1: But what if he's not your kids music teacher. He's

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Speaker 1: just teaching Aidan how to play the saxophone. How long

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Speaker 1: does he spend privately with Aiden? How much does he

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Speaker 1: make doing that? Look, I've told you before. I put

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Speaker 1: my kids in a camp every summer. Every single summer,

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Speaker 1: they go off for a week to this camp. It's

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Speaker 1: heaven on earth. Highly recommend finding one like it. They

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Speaker 1: go fish and swim and sing songs, and they go

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Speaker 1: pray in the morning when the flag goes up, and

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Speaker 1: they go pray again in the evening when the flag

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Speaker 1: goes down, and it's just it's just wonderful. I've told

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Speaker 1: my kids since they went the camp counselors. Why are

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Speaker 1: you here? I tell my sons before they go, this

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Speaker 1: is what you should and shouldn't accept from your camp counselor.

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Speaker 1: These are things you need to watch out for. The

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Speaker 1: second I pick them up. I asked my sons, anything happen,

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Speaker 1: anything make you uncomfortable? Why? Because I question who wants

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Speaker 1: to be at a sweaty summer camp with a bunch

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Speaker 1: of eleven and twelve year old boys? I question it. Headline.

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Speaker 1: At least one hundred in eighty one k through twelve

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Speaker 1: educators charged with child sex crimes in the first half

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Speaker 1: of twenty twenty two alone. The crimes range from online

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Speaker 1: filth involving kids, oh gosh, to flat out horrific assaults

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Speaker 1: of children one hundred and eighty one. Now, obviously I

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Speaker 1: don't think you should go storming into your child's kindergarten

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Speaker 1: teacher class and demanding a background check. But I think

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Speaker 1: we should start watching closely, don't you closer than we do?

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Speaker 1: And I'll say something else, And of course this will

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Speaker 1: be offensive, and I remember, remember I don't give a

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Speaker 1: crap If you're offended. I don't care at all. Jesse

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Speaker 1: at Jesse kellyshow dot com you can write me and

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Speaker 1: tell me I don't care. If you have a male

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Speaker 1: that has put himself in charge of your young children,

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Speaker 1: you need to ask extra questions and you need to

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Speaker 1: be extra weary. If your child has a male kindergarten teacher.

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Speaker 1: You need to be to keep a watchful eye on that,

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Speaker 1: a very very watchful eye on that. I see these

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Speaker 1: horrific stories out there about daycares and things like that,

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Speaker 1: and you look and it's some forty five year old

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Speaker 1: dude watching over the daycare all day long. We have

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Speaker 1: got to start waking up and being aware that there

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Speaker 1: are predators. There are wolves out there roaming to and

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Speaker 1: fro looking for children. And that's so dark, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: That's such a tough place to look at, such a

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Speaker 1: tough way to look at the world. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to go dominate my son's at laser tag and have

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Speaker 1: to worry about the guy at the laser tag counter.

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Speaker 1: But I do, and I'm watching, and I make sure

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Speaker 1: they know I'm watching too when I go, and believe me,

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Speaker 1: they know I'm watching. All Right, We're gonna get to

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Speaker 1: some emails, talk a little bit more about this Biden stuff,

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Speaker 1: be of a oh that doesn't look good. And when

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Speaker 1: it comes to forecasting and the is the popa vegan

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Speaker 1: talk about a red flag? All that's still to come

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Speaker 1: on The Jesse Kelly Show,