1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:12,240 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Yeah, Hi, 2 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:16,759 Speaker 1: this is uh donk Well, Paul Donkler from the that's 3 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,279 Speaker 1: like the director of high school. Most people call me Donks. 4 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,439 Speaker 1: You can call me donk. I think we have a job. 5 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: You have a job interview with me right now? Is 6 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: this Alvin? 7 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:26,080 Speaker 2: Hey? 8 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:29,800 Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, this is what's going on. 9 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:33,199 Speaker 1: Oh I did not much, bra, just you know, crushing 10 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 1: it out here and excited about talking to you about 11 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:39,240 Speaker 1: maybe joining the team. So I've looked at your resum 12 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 1: and stuff and wow, dude, like, so you want to 13 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 1: be a uh the strength and conditioning coach for the 14 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:49,239 Speaker 1: football team. And I gotta say, like that masters you 15 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: have has gotta be impressive. It's uh you want to 16 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,120 Speaker 1: tell me what it is again? 17 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 3: Sure? 18 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:59,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, so I do have a master's and exercise physiology. 19 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 1: Yeah that word that one. Yeah, so that's impressive, dude. 20 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 1: Tell me a little bit about that. 21 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:09,120 Speaker 3: Bro. You know, you just went to school work hard, 22 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:11,520 Speaker 3: and I think actually that your school. 23 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:14,399 Speaker 1: Would be a nice mess, like not the work hard part. Like, 24 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 1: tell me about what that is. 25 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 3: Oh you don't you don't know what that means? 26 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:22,960 Speaker 1: Well, yeah, dude, of course, I do, you know what 27 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 1: I mean? Like, but then you put on your resume 28 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,320 Speaker 1: that you got a master's in how do you say 29 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 1: that word again? 30 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:30,480 Speaker 3: Exercise? 31 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, the other one, dude, physiology. Yeah, so you say 32 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 1: that you have that. I just want to check it 33 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: out and make sure like it's legit, you know what 34 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,320 Speaker 1: I mean? So I just need to tell me what 35 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 1: that is. 36 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:47,040 Speaker 2: Okay, So exercise physiology is basically how your body responds 37 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 2: to exercise. 38 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 3: I feel like you should know something like this, you know. 39 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 1: Well, yeah I do, of course I do, dude. So 40 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,960 Speaker 1: just you know, making sure you know it if you 41 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 1: want to join my team here and be on the 42 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,480 Speaker 1: strength and conditioning coach for the football team, you know, 43 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 1: I mean, makeing sure you know you know it? 44 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:03,640 Speaker 3: Well, yeah, dude, it's my degree. 45 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:07,559 Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't really need someone coming in here 46 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:10,360 Speaker 1: like with a degree being all like I know everything 47 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: because I got a degree in that word, you know 48 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:13,399 Speaker 1: what I mean? 49 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,239 Speaker 3: Okay, Well, you don't know the name of my degree, 50 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 3: So there's something you don't know. 51 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 1: What do you mean you have a master's degree? Dde? 52 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:22,839 Speaker 1: I see it right there. And I don't know why 53 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:25,160 Speaker 1: this is getting heated right now. But Donk wants you 54 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 1: to remember you're interviewing for a job with us. 55 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 3: Dude. 56 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,399 Speaker 2: Yeah, well listen, Donk, I don't know if I really 57 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,040 Speaker 2: want this job if you don't even know how to 58 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:34,919 Speaker 2: say physiology. 59 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 1: You just said it, dude. 60 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:39,640 Speaker 3: That's right now, go ahead, you try it. 61 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,800 Speaker 1: You want me to try getting a master's degree in 62 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 1: that word? 63 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 2: I can't really did it again? You just called it 64 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 2: that word, so like, like what is going on here? 65 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,840 Speaker 2: Like I can't believe that you're an athletic director to 66 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,400 Speaker 2: give you disposition, you don't have any. 67 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 1: Brains, That's okay, dude. Donk was worried about this because, like, 68 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 1: I've had people come in here with degrees in that 69 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 1: word before, and all of them d just thought they 70 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:05,880 Speaker 1: knew so much like about everything, you know what I mean, 71 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: and all as I do. Just because I like didn't 72 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,120 Speaker 1: go to college like you did, doesn't mean dude, that 73 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 1: I also don't know a uh or no, I mean. 74 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 2: You know what you don't know, because I guarantee you 75 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,240 Speaker 2: don't because I bet you don't even know how to 76 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 2: take somebody's vio to Max. 77 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,640 Speaker 1: Oh, dude, I don't know who Max is and I 78 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,720 Speaker 1: don't know why you're bringing any other names into this. Dude, 79 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 1: I was interviewing you. 80 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:34,360 Speaker 2: So holy don't even know you think it's Max the person? 81 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 3: Uh v O two Max. It's your oxygen consumption. You 82 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:39,560 Speaker 3: should know of it. 83 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: Okay, dude, you're talking about eating oxygen. Okay, Like, obviously 84 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,560 Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of degree this is, but 85 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 1: you know you don't eat oxygen. Dude, you don't consume it. 86 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 3: What's off? I think you're clueless? Bro, Yes, of course 87 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 3: you do consume oxygen. 88 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 1: Got to like a restaurant needed. Dude, Come on, you 89 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 1: know what. 90 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,680 Speaker 3: You're an idiot. I don't want this job. 91 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,280 Speaker 2: And furthermore, I'm gonna call the superintendent and let them 92 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 2: know how stupid you are. 93 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: Okay, well, then I'm just gonna tell you that your 94 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: buddy Jeremy said you have for a phone prank and 95 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from the Jewbil Show doing a 96 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:19,040 Speaker 1: phone brank on you. What it's a joke, You kidding me? Yeah? 97 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 1: He said that you've been applying at schools to work 98 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 1: in their athletic department, and so we set up this 99 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,920 Speaker 1: whole thing just to call you and do a really 100 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 1: weird interview. 101 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 3: So frustrating. You just kept saying that word. 102 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,479 Speaker 1: Well word, that's psychiology, wonder whatever. 103 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 3: Dude, Hell yeah, there it is. 104 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jebil phone pranks, we say 105 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties.