WEBVTT - Come Test Out Your Future Coffin

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<v Speaker 1>That free money bones hack, the free money phone tat

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, where are the eminem Peanut? Do we

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<v Speaker 1>this September. All right, The phone tap. It's worth one

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<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars. If you're calling one hundred, you went it

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<v Speaker 1>one eight hundred two four to zero one hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we are. Where's the phone tape? Okay, don't answer

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<v Speaker 2>the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Scary calls it experimental. This phone tap is cutting edge.

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<v Speaker 2>It's different. You might not laugh, Dear Elvis.

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<v Speaker 1>The email says, my mom is aware that I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>the process of planning for our future. I'm looking to

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<v Speaker 1>purchase a resting place at the cemetery for her. Oh jeez,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing wrong with that. These have been ongoing discussions. Please

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<v Speaker 1>call as an official from the cemetery, and why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you mess with mom a little bit?

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<v Speaker 2>It's really going to get her nervous. This comes from Jerry.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Jerry's going to start to call to his mom,

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<v Speaker 1>and then Scary calls Jerry's mom as the cemetery employee

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<v Speaker 1>with an interesting request from the cemetery.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen to Scary phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Oh my y'all, Oh Jerry, Yeah, what's up?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>No, then where are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm at work? Uh, this guy's gonna call you from

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<v Speaker 3>so yeah. Pain you have Wait a minute, Wow, they

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<v Speaker 3>got a new development they're putting over there for the

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<v Speaker 3>you know, revobs, And I didn't want to tell you

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<v Speaker 3>about it because it was a good deal.

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<v Speaker 5>Why you want to buy him?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to get it for you.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I didn't want to sing acting, but oh in

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<v Speaker 5>the wall alone.

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<v Speaker 3>In the war. Oh I right, at least you'll hire up.

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<v Speaker 3>You got to view the whole summitary.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>All right. Yeah, so I don't know what he's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>call you.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Now I'll find out all the detail here.

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<v Speaker 3>He's going to talk to you and then let me

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<v Speaker 3>know what he said.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, all right, yeah, yeah, no problem, Thanks a lie.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll call you a letter.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, bye, Bry.

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<v Speaker 2>Alrighty, we got it. I'm okay, Hello, I'm looking.

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<v Speaker 4>For missus carfagno yo, please, how are you? This is

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<v Speaker 4>Barry Delive from Holy Cemetery.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you doing?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay? Oh yeah, my son was just talking to me, Barry.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he bought a plot for you.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, in the wall, like everybody's in there and you're

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<v Speaker 5>just together having one big after life party. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So what we'd like to do.

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<v Speaker 4>Is set up an appointment for you to come down

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<v Speaker 4>to the cemetery when you have a chance, and we'd

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<v Speaker 4>like to put you in one.

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<v Speaker 2>Of these drawers.

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<v Speaker 4>And in the drawer, yes, lay inside of this on

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<v Speaker 4>your back, and then we were going to close it.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, I'm not going to roll on nail

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<v Speaker 5>on the line.

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<v Speaker 4>Then you're going to measure No, we're not going to

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<v Speaker 4>steal it permanently, Missus Carfano. But we wanted to make

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<v Speaker 4>sure that you would fit into it when the time comes. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>that's the issue. We had a problem last week with

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<v Speaker 4>somebody a little larger and we couldn't close it.

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<v Speaker 5>How tight are the I can't understand how tight are

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<v Speaker 5>these bulls that he's going to be squashed at cassandine.

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<v Speaker 4>You wouldn't climb up the ladder, lay into the casket

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<v Speaker 4>and then we can now close the drawer. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 4>we want.

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<v Speaker 2>To make sure everything fits right, missus Carfano.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I know I'm not going to go no box,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not dead yet.

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<v Speaker 2>You talked to your your son and we'll get back

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<v Speaker 2>to you on this.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, thank you, thank you, bye? Hello fo Yeah, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>this guy's a weirdo. What he wants me to go

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<v Speaker 5>measure it in the casket.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait a minute, what are you talking about. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 3>wants you to go into the want the casca.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, what do you gotta just get in? They just

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<v Speaker 5>shove you in there. Next tuesday's another casket behind you.

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<v Speaker 5>There's another casket.

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<v Speaker 3>Were going to take a look at it.

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<v Speaker 5>No, they want to put me in there.

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<v Speaker 3>They want to put you in there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, because you we're gonna measure because we a problem

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<v Speaker 5>last week. The person was a little too heavy. I said,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm telling you now, I will not go in there.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you for real?

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<v Speaker 5>He says, Then we shut.

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<v Speaker 3>The door by Why do you want me to come

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<v Speaker 3>with you? Oh, my nod, I'm working. I'll be waked there.

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<v Speaker 5>You're going for me.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't really scared about.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Agree, Yeah, buried alive again from Holy Tow. How are you?

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<v Speaker 3>How are you there?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 4>So I spoke to our grave diggers over here and

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<v Speaker 4>they told me that we do have a casket available

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<v Speaker 4>for you to get into.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not going in. No, cats, get out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>We want to put you in a casket. No, we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to raise you fourteen feet up.

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<v Speaker 4>No, slide you in the wall in fifteen minutes, and

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<v Speaker 4>then you'll be out.

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<v Speaker 5>Fifteen minutes close to phobia.

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<v Speaker 4>No, what if we were to put some lights inside

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<v Speaker 4>the casket when we slide you in?

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, no, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Just trying to make it more comfortable for you.

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<v Speaker 5>You're not going to make me comfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. What if we give you a cell phone?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, we could give you a deck of cars. You

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<v Speaker 2>can play a game while you're in there to keep

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<v Speaker 2>yourself busy. No, no, no, no, read a magazine.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm serious.

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<v Speaker 3>No, at least give it a shot.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm going there, Jerry.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you know what, Then you can always cancel it.

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<v Speaker 5>No, Jerry, you know what, Jerry, But you want the lord.

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<v Speaker 3>She's old, shore going, she's got hush.

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<v Speaker 5>She's got husband, They measure huh. It's just I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 5>but I just can't handle that. I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, would you appreciate your son if he put you

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<v Speaker 4>on the radio and phone tapped you? Oh no, miss,

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<v Speaker 4>my name is Scary Jones. Mister ran in the morning

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<v Speaker 4>show and you've phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you crazy?

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<v Speaker 3>Old man? You are crazy?

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<v Speaker 5>You mental? Mental?

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<v Speaker 2>My son, what do you want? To say to everybody,

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<v Speaker 2>you got a son.

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<v Speaker 5>Ladies and gentlemen, check them out carefully. You see what

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<v Speaker 5>happens when you get to be a senior. They can't

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<v Speaker 5>wait to get ready.