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Speaker 1: Sometimes when I'm eating out at a restaurant, I think

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Speaker 1: about whose mouth this fork was in last, and I

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Speaker 1: feel like way way connected to them, just instantly in

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Speaker 1: that moment. We could play a fun little bonding game

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Speaker 1: called past the fork. Right now, I've got it. Or

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Speaker 1: I could just ask what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: I don't trust you.

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Speaker 3: To only put that in your mouth? Yeah, yeah, what's

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Speaker 3: on your mind?

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Speaker 1: Bit fine party poopers a little starting, I guess with

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Speaker 1: Brook and just ask the simple question, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 3: Brooke?

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Speaker 2: Well, I was at the grocery store the other day

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Speaker 2: and I was checking out, and I of course purchased

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Speaker 2: some wine, and the cashier goes to me, are you

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Speaker 2: twenty one?

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Speaker 3: I'm flattered.

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Speaker 4: I'm flattered, yes, obviously, okay, and I am just feeling good.

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Speaker 3: That's right, because you're already two bottles of wine deep

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Speaker 3: you drink before you even checked out, so no wonder.

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Speaker 3: And then she says, well you look great, but adds

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Speaker 3: on to it. Have you heard of treton Oen? That's

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Speaker 3: what I'm thinking. I'm like, oh, is it some talent

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Speaker 3: agency for women who look way younger than they actually are?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And so I say, no, what is it?

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Speaker 4: And she goes, oh, it's this heavy duty retinal cream

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Speaker 4: that will take out your fine lines.

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Speaker 3: And I'm like, I was just young a second ago.

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Speaker 2: A second ago, I was young, and now here we are.

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Speaker 3: So did you buy the But I've been reading into

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Speaker 3: the it's really trendy.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: I haven't gone down the boatox lane yet, so maybe

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Speaker 2: this is better.

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Speaker 4: Look at you.

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Speaker 3: I want to believe you.

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Speaker 1: I want to believe you, just like I wanted to

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Speaker 1: believe the cashier, which she said, are you twenty one?

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Speaker 3: I mean, it couldn't hurt just by a looking. What's

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Speaker 3: on your mind?

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Speaker 4: Well, if you guys don't know, my dad lives out

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Speaker 4: of town and recently he came to visit me for

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Speaker 4: my birthday, which is today.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 4: So we brought him to the radio station and he

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Speaker 4: got to meet everyone sweetest and he didn't remember everyone's name,

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Speaker 4: but he remembers all the faces some like knows who

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Speaker 4: everyone is. But there's one person that really stuck with

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Speaker 4: him the most, and he definitely remembered his name. That

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Speaker 4: is the program director to our radio station.

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Speaker 3: What because I have.

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Speaker 4: A feeling I know why When he was talking to

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Speaker 4: our boss, our boss casually mentioned to my dad, Oh,

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Speaker 4: my goodness, like you just you're you're tan, you look

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Speaker 4: energetic and young. My dad brought that up what six

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Speaker 4: times the weekend.

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Speaker 3: I don't him after I had this experience.

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Speaker 1: Think you because I bet Jose's dad uses that retina

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Speaker 1: and looks fantastic.

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Speaker 4: Because but like we would just be like a lull

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Speaker 4: in conversation sitting there and he would be like, you

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Speaker 4: know what, I really like your us. I'll say when

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Speaker 4: he is a nice guy. When he told me that

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Speaker 4: I look young, he make me feel so good.

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Speaker 3: But the rest of us, who gave him hugs and

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Speaker 3: like I talked.

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Speaker 2: To him for twenty minutes the next time, just compliment on.

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Speaker 4: If you want to get on my dad's good side,

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Speaker 4: which a couple of my friends did, to give him

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Speaker 4: a hug, tell him he looks young and forever you

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Speaker 4: will be his best friend.

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Speaker 3: You know what, That's the same for me. Yeah, my

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Speaker 3: dad and Brook. Give them hugs and show them. Let's

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Speaker 3: go to someone who actually have some self worth on

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Speaker 3: this show.

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Speaker 2: Let's just so I'm coaching high school track. You know

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Speaker 2: this season it's super fun for you, and you know

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Speaker 2: I want them to like respect me like me, I

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Speaker 2: think I'm cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not pathetic at all.

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Speaker 4: You do know that when the people go back to

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Speaker 4: high school and try to be cool, that's not Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I try.

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Speaker 2: I'm still trying.

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Speaker 3: And there was a big track meet over the weekend.

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Speaker 2: We were at Okay and high schooler is racing, but

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Speaker 2: also some pro runners Okay and a pro team set

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Speaker 2: the world record. It awesome, right, so it's a huge deal.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's going crazy. The kids are like on a high.

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Speaker 2: They think it's the coolest thing ever. Their witnessing a

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Speaker 2: world record.

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Speaker 3: Forget that moment.

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Speaker 2: Well, guess who's friends with those runners? Alright, So I

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Speaker 2: go up to them after the race. I'm talking to

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Speaker 2: them and they're hugging me or just chatting.

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Speaker 3: And the team sees it. The teenagers they're like, wait,

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Speaker 3: is that with the real runner?

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Speaker 2: And that like my moment I got became cool. I

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Speaker 2: don't know how long it'll last.

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Speaker 3: You on the radio and.

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Speaker 2: Start bragging, Well, they don't listen, So I actually, you

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Speaker 2: just got to bring the real runners with.

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Speaker 1: You everywhere you go.

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Speaker 2: Trust I'm trying to get him to come to practice ASA.

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Speaker 2: There was a big moment, all right.

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Speaker 3: Jeffy whate's on your mind.

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Speaker 1: So over the weekend, I hosted a charity auction and

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Speaker 1: I've worked this event a few times, but this year

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Speaker 1: the organizers decided that they had to add a second

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Speaker 1: person to host.

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Speaker 3: Along with me.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and most people would take offense to that, but honestly,

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Speaker 1: for me, I'm more like, oh my god, thank you,

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Speaker 1: somebody else talk please. So they hired this local celebrity

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Speaker 1: who used to be on TV but now he does

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Speaker 1: auctioneering full time. And before the event, I asked my

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Speaker 1: producer like, hey, can you help me come up with

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Speaker 1: a few like funny lines, like just a couple like

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Speaker 1: jokes that I could toss his way. And apparently our

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Speaker 1: producer has worked with this guy before, because we were

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Speaker 1: writing some zingers for this day, just coming after him

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Speaker 1: about how auctioneering isn't a real job and how we

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Speaker 1: had to move the venue downtown this year because it's

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Speaker 1: closer to the unemployment offices where.

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Speaker 3: He collects his checks.

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Speaker 4: And I was worried.

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Speaker 1: I was like, man, are you sure that these are

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Speaker 1: gonna hit they feel like, and our producers like, oh yeah, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: don't worry. He's a really funny guy. He'll roll with

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Speaker 1: the punches there. So the night of the auction, I

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Speaker 1: let the first singer fly and he looks stunned.

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Speaker 3: He's he's smiling, but his.

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Speaker 1: Eyes are like, didn't what are you doing? I didn't

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Speaker 1: joy him that I was going to roast man like

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Speaker 1: I wanted it to be natural in the moment. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: he's not firing anything back at time.

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Speaker 4: He's a professional.

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Speaker 3: He is just swallowing it all and like letting it

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Speaker 3: eat away at his ego. How did the night end

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Speaker 3: with you too? Did he punch you? He didn't punch me.

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Speaker 1: I feel like the worst one was when I started

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Speaker 1: passing around a tip jar telling everybody to give generously

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Speaker 1: because again, this is the only way he makes money.

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Speaker 4: Oh gosh, that's the most offensive thing you did.

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Speaker 3: He made a lot of money. That tip jar was full,

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Speaker 3: actually vicarious. By the end. I did feel like a

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Speaker 3: little bit guilty because he wasn't prepared to.

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Speaker 4: Didn't you apologize after say, hey, man, I hope that

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Speaker 4: was cool with that?

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Speaker 1: Was like, no, he didn't want to talk to me

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Speaker 1: at the end. But you know what, today, I feel

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Speaker 1: look like he's a seasoned celeb.

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Speaker 3: He should be able to take it. I mean it's funny,

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Speaker 3: but he's crying. I can tell you that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll text in seven, eight, five, nine too. You

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Speaker 1: can tell us what's been on your mind. It's Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffery in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning