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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame

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Speaker 1: day mornings on that's twenties, is it? Terry? Hey? New guy? Hi, Hey,

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Speaker 1: new guy, Scary Terry. Hey Terry, Yeah, buddy, how can

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Speaker 1: I help? Name's Bill? Hey Bill? Hey. We work in

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Speaker 1: a different department, but I am sort of the welcoming

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Speaker 1: committee here at the office and you're new. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: what I saw. I was like, you know what, Um,

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Speaker 1: I had a little opening in my sketch day and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I haven't called the new guy yet,

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Speaker 1: So welcome new guy. Thank you, Bill. I appreciate it

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Speaker 1: so far. Hey, Scary Terry. Right, Halloween's coming up. I know,

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty excited. You have the perfect name for it,

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Speaker 1: Scary Terry. So hey, I work over in distribution, and

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Speaker 1: I know we're not gonna be working like directly together

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Speaker 1: a lot, but I figured, why not, let's let's get

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Speaker 1: out here and do some costume shopping. Costume contests coming up,

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Speaker 1: I know I heard about it. Yeah, it's a big

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Speaker 1: one this year. I'm looking to win it all. Are

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Speaker 1: you really? What? What are you? What? Are you going

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Speaker 1: to dress up as? Good question? I don't know yet,

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Speaker 1: but I'm gonna figure out. That's what I'm saying. Let's

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Speaker 1: get out of here right now, right now. You want

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Speaker 1: to do this, Yeah, this costume shop? Maybe stop off,

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Speaker 1: get some Margarita's. I know a good spot down the street,

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Speaker 1: get a little bit of a buzz on, then go

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Speaker 1: do some costume shopping. Maybe after work or another time

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Speaker 1: or day maybe, But I can't do it now, Bill,

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Speaker 1: new guys a wet blanket. No, Well, you been here

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Speaker 1: for a couple of days, right, I have been here

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Speaker 1: for a couple of days. You want to know how

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Speaker 1: long I've been in this joint. I want to know

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Speaker 1: how many how long my sentence has been this company?

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Speaker 1: How long ago? I'm working on a twenty five year

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Speaker 1: bid life no way out? Yea, I've been here for

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Speaker 1: twenty five years. That's good congratulation, every minute of it.

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Speaker 1: So come on, it's fine. You've been here a couple days.

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Speaker 1: Trust me, I've been here twenty five years. You can

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Speaker 1: skip out right now and go get a Margarite with me. Bill,

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Speaker 1: you might be able to do that, but I don't

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Speaker 1: think I should do that. It was nice to meet you, though, Bill,

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Speaker 1: but I gotta get going. What are you scary? Funny, scary, funny, sad?

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Speaker 1: What are you? What costume? The costume contest coming up?

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Speaker 1: What are you? What kind of costume guy? Are you scary?

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Speaker 1: Your scary guy? You're a funny guy. More of a

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Speaker 1: nerd kind of guy. Last I'll probably wear the same

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Speaker 1: thing I had last year's Obi one Canobi outfit. You

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Speaker 1: are gonna wear an Obi one Canobi outfit to our

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Speaker 1: Halloween party? Yeah? The E and McGregor one. Okay, lame,

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Speaker 1: it's blame. Wow. You gotta spice it up a little

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Speaker 1: bit more if you want to win the costume contest.

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Speaker 1: Last year, somebody got a TV. I'm not trying to

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Speaker 1: win the costume contest. I'm just trying to participate and

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Speaker 1: have fun like everybody else. You know what I'm gonna do?

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna go as Good luck beating

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Speaker 1: me and the costume contest. Scary Terry? What Bill? Scary

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Speaker 1: Terry being a wet blanket. Won't come, have a margariteles

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Speaker 1: and do some costume shopping. Let's get out of here listening. Bill.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you didn't take your medication this

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Speaker 1: morning or something like that, but you're keeping me on

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Speaker 1: the phone. I told you many times I have to

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Speaker 1: get off. I have to get back to work. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you guys real quick before I got the phone, I

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Speaker 1: will go. But hey, check the desk drawer. You're on

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Speaker 1: your right. Just open that up for me, Looking sad,

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Speaker 1: I got a present for you. You're a little present

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Speaker 1: from Meil. What is that? What do you mean? It

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Speaker 1: looks like you put a bag of cocaine in my desk?

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Speaker 1: I did New Guy. Let's party? Come on, I tossed

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Speaker 1: that end there this morning. I walked by your desks

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Speaker 1: like that's where new Guy is, and me and you

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Speaker 1: guy are getting to know each other day, So come on?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding? They have cameras in crazy hey, New Hey,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to go costume shopping with me. What

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Speaker 1: if I call HR right now and tell him I

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Speaker 1: know what's in your desk? I bet they wouldn't like that,

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Speaker 1: would they listen to me? This isn't a joke anymore.

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Speaker 1: I need you to come up here right now and

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Speaker 1: claim this ORLF I'm gonna call. I'm gonna call the cops.

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Speaker 1: That's the only choice I have. You're giving me right now,

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Speaker 1: Come get this from me. I don't want this. Maybe

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Speaker 1: Sho got your supervisor Jim, because he's actually want to

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Speaker 1: put that in there. What do you mean? What I

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Speaker 1: mean Jim set you up for a phone prank. This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from The Jewil Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you. Your supervisor, Jim set you up to

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Speaker 1: welcome you to the team. He also put a bag

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Speaker 1: of powdered sugar in your desk so I could do

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Speaker 1: that last part of that job. Holy my heart is pounded.

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Speaker 1: I think your heart's pounded now. Scary Terry, where do

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Speaker 1: we go to lunch? We do some of that stuff

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Speaker 1: and get some Margarita's. Bro, You have no idea how

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Speaker 1: annoying Scary Terry is to me. I've heard that my

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