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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's twenty eight hundred duy away? Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. It's another on

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Speaker 1: the twenties five. Hello, why are you there? This is

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Speaker 1: Cowboy Pete calling from Adventures. I was looking for Roxy.

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Speaker 1: This is her. What did you see? Your name? Cowboy Pete.

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Speaker 1: Pleasure to make your acquaintance, ma'am. Nice to meet you.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming you're calling about Taylor's party. Well, hey, we

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Speaker 1: a smart cup of sweet tea. Yes, sir, I am,

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Speaker 1: that's right. I work for Adventures, the company that's applying

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Speaker 1: the entertainment for your son's party, and they said you

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Speaker 1: wanted a cowboy themes. So I'm your guy or should

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Speaker 1: I say your boy cowboy Pete? Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So Cowboy Pete, what do you need to know? Well,

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Speaker 1: that is a good question. I just wanted to call

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Speaker 1: and give you a little rundown of what we had

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Speaker 1: planned for the little tax party. That sounds great, he'll

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Speaker 1: be so excited. Well, let me ask you this, does

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Speaker 1: Tyler like music? Yeah? He loves music? Well, he'll get it,

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Speaker 1: because Cowboy Pete's got something in store. I thought it

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Speaker 1: would be great to start off the party by doing

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Speaker 1: a sing along with some country classics for the kids.

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Speaker 1: Would you like that? Yeah? No, I love that idea.

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Speaker 1: That sounds fantastic, Yes, ma'am. Music is one of Cowboy

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Speaker 1: Pete's specialties. That's why I think we would start off

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Speaker 1: by singing that old Dixie Chicks song, you know, the

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Speaker 1: one Earl had to die, Die Die, Die, Die Die Die.

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Speaker 1: Cowboy Pete, I don't know if you saw me something

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Speaker 1: that sounds me four Oh, yes, ma'am, I dead. Oh okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just don't know if that's gonna be appropriate for

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Speaker 1: that crowd. I see you might be concerned because he

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Speaker 1: wasn't even alive when that song was a big hit.

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Speaker 1: But trust me, I do tons of kid parties and

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Speaker 1: they all love it. It's more the content of that

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Speaker 1: song is what I was thinking. Well, I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: what you mean by that. I just don't want to

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Speaker 1: couple four year old hearing someone chance the word die

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Speaker 1: over and over. I gotten are there any other songs?

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Speaker 1: If that song doesn't wet your whistle? Cowboy Pete can

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Speaker 1: definitely sing different songs for the kids. I got many

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Speaker 1: classics to choose from. Oh yeah, great, Maybe something a

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Speaker 1: little more, a little more kid friendly. Yeah, exactly, that

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Speaker 1: sounds wonderful. Okay, perfect, Are you familiar with the song

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Speaker 1: Get your tongue out of my mouth because I'm kissing

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Speaker 1: you goodbye? Sorry, No, get you damn tongue out of

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Speaker 1: my mouth because I'm kissing you goodbye. But I will

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Speaker 1: take the damn out for your kids. Are the word well, yes,

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Speaker 1: but I will take the I will take the swear

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Speaker 1: word out. Well, what about the rest of the words. Well,

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Speaker 1: I think it's an important lesson to teach children about

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Speaker 1: cheating partners. They're four. They're four, they know about toys.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what our boy Pete had learned about

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Speaker 1: cheating spouses when he was four. He wouldn't have had

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Speaker 1: four divorces, now, I would it. Okay, Well, I don't

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Speaker 1: want you to sing that my son's party, ma'am. It

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Speaker 1: is your party, and I aim to please. I do

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Speaker 1: think just to be safe, I should go over a

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Speaker 1: list of my country classics to make sure we're on

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Speaker 1: the same page. Well, I hope it's better than the

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Speaker 1: first two you started out list because honestly, I'm getting worried.

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Speaker 1: That's why I want to go over a list with you.

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Speaker 1: Just a simple yes or no, we'll do the trick. Okay, fine, okay,

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Speaker 1: Well how about the song She's acting single but I'm

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Speaker 1: drinking doubles? No? Are you kidding me? You think that's appropriate?

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Speaker 1: Got you? That is why we are going over this list?

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Speaker 1: All right? What about I'll marry you tomorrow but less

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Speaker 1: honeymoon tonight? No? All right, I got a little bit

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Speaker 1: of a tough crowd on the phone, I see, but

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Speaker 1: that's fine. We will We will definitely find a solution.

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Speaker 1: How about I sing the song she Got a Ring

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Speaker 1: and I Got the Finger? Have you heard that one?

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Speaker 1: She Got the Ring, I Got the Finger. Let's do

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Speaker 1: tramp with you. I don't think you're getting it. This

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Speaker 1: is a kid's party. They're four, so no, okay. What

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Speaker 1: I think I'm hearing you say is no, Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: saying no. Okay, Well what about your ideas? Well? How

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Speaker 1: about I just try one more? No, I don't think

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Speaker 1: you're getting it. I don't want you at my son's party.

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Speaker 1: These songs aren't appropriate. Well, that's a shame because The

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Speaker 1: next one I was going to sing is called I

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Speaker 1: Phone Tapped You on a morning radio show. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know what that song is. I'm trying to make

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Speaker 1: a nice birthday for my four year old son, and

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Speaker 1: you're coming at me with these weird songs. It was

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Speaker 1: about a prank phone call. It's about a prank phone

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Speaker 1: call on a morning radio show. Pretty innocent. I don't understand, girl,

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Speaker 1: I love you, bet a hat to go, got a

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Speaker 1: phone tap you on my morning radio show. I've never

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Speaker 1: heard of that song before. That's because it doesn't exist,

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Speaker 1: because this is actually Jewbil from brook and Jewbil in

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Speaker 1: the Morning doing a phone tap on you and your

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Speaker 1: friend Tanya set you up. Oh god, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: what you kidding me? No, it's a joke, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: From Adventures. No, I'm not talking birthday. No. They would

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Speaker 1: never allow me to perform at a kid's birthday party ever.

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Speaker 1: Your friend said that you've been stressed about planning your

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Speaker 1: kid's birthday party, so I thought maybe some entertainment would

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Speaker 1: help relieve the stress. Definitely, come on, you don't want

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Speaker 1: to hear the song she Got the Ring, I Got

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Speaker 1: the finger, eight year old, Wake up every morning, with

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Speaker 1: weekdays on the twenty point five so