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Speaker 1: That means Christian congratulations. The victory is yours. Yes, you

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Speaker 1: Jonas Brother's tickets are yours too. Man, congratulations, heyo, let's go.

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Speaker 6: Thank you, Victoria, you did awesome. Jim.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go over the answers you. Needa's got your answers.

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Speaker 1: May the Fourth be with you. That's what I mean.

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Speaker 3: Is known as Star Wars Day. Thirteen years have passed

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Speaker 1: Bar's got confidence.

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Speaker 1: The bar is my favorite elephant. Is he royalty? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Dang it. I think I meant to say that, but

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Speaker 1: Have you heard of the bird test? It's the do

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Speaker 1: If you don't know what the bird test is, it's

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Speaker 1: Yes, by the bird test? Is it a real bird

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Speaker 5: You don't know what the bird test is.

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Speaker 4: It's like a test to gauge whether or not a

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Speaker 5: This is so fascinating.

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Speaker 1: All right, here is what the bird test is.

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Speaker 4: I meet this girl, we start becoming like newer friends,

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Speaker 5: So while we googled random facts about woodpeck. Okay, now

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Speaker 4: But if you're with someone whoever gonna do the test with,

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Speaker 4: like what woodpecker where, that's a really good sign that

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Speaker 1: makes a lot of sense totally, it does. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: Maybe they're trying interested in birds. Well, it's a.

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Speaker 3: Sign that they're not interested in you. They're not paying

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Speaker 1: Care about you. Well damn that makes sense to me.

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Speaker 1: Especially goes on to say it doesn't have to be birds.

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Speaker 1: With genuine curiosity and listening bye, oh shoot, Nina, how

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Speaker 1: are you? How is your da? I'm gonna ask you, mo,

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Speaker 1: you have a test that you do?

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Speaker 1: The soda can w Yeah, so what I yeh?

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Speaker 8: What I do is I shake out my cannesda right

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Speaker 8: you know, friends, I don't want to mess with the lid,

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 1: That's also a pretty good test too. That's not bad,

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Speaker 1: not bad, right, because I mean, you're ruining you so

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Speaker 1: I'll take my shirt off now. I guess that's not

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, honestly, who really wants to have a

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Speaker 6: But that's the point.

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Speaker 1: How do you have diversity?

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Speaker 3: You know what if you're already having a bad day

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Speaker 1: You do it? Even I'm going home, you go it off. No,

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Speaker 1: not if I'm already having a bad day, you made

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Speaker 1: What else can you throw at me?

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Speaker 1: Come on, this is nuts. You ever have days like that?

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Speaker 1: I do because it's ridiculous. I had one of those

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Speaker 1: It's like almost this evil laughter, Like he's laughing now.

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Speaker 1: It's almost like a challenge dude to be like, dude,

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