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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. It's another jewbil phone frameyday

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Speaker 1: mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Hi there, this is Pete

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Speaker 1: Eakins calling from departments? Am I speaking to Nathan? You are? Hey?

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm calling from the administrative offices here at

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Speaker 1: the compartments where you reside, Okay, And I'm guessing you

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Speaker 1: know why I'm calling. No, I have no idea, okay,

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Speaker 1: So I'll break it down for you. I guess we've

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Speaker 1: gotten quite a few complaints lately about you and what's

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Speaker 1: going on in your unit there. I'm at a loss here.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Right? Yeah? There? There's what

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Speaker 1: six senses I think that humans have is we got

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Speaker 1: ears so we could here. We got eyes so we

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Speaker 1: can see. We got a mouth so we can taste,

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Speaker 1: and we have a nose so we can smell things.

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Speaker 1: And people are complaining about the smell coming from your apartment.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. It's clean, okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: well what I've got here on my nose in front

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Speaker 1: of me says it does not smell clean. And I

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Speaker 1: actually had somebody go over there the other day when

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Speaker 1: you weren't there. One of our maintenance guys and take

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Speaker 1: a little look see, and it seems like you, sir,

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Speaker 1: don't know what a bathroom is. Excuse me, Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: did they say? Well, they said that they went in

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Speaker 1: there and it was obvious that instead of using the

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Speaker 1: bathroom and the toilet, it seems that you've been going

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Speaker 1: all over the floor and it's creating quite a smell,

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Speaker 1: and obviously we can't have that here. It's unhealthy and disgusting. Wait,

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Speaker 1: you think that I'm on my floor? Yes, I don't

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Speaker 1: think in their apartments you need to be using the toilet. Sir. No, dude,

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Speaker 1: I have a puppy. He's like, okay, but I try

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Speaker 1: to another one. We got another one, the old puppy.

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Speaker 1: Excuse the old I got a puppy excuse. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: then how do you explain the tests? What test are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? Oh? Well, I'll have you know that

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Speaker 1: my maintenance guy, stew that I sent in there the

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Speaker 1: other day to check it out. He took a sample

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Speaker 1: of one of the stains that was on the floor there.

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Speaker 1: We sent it down to a lab and they reviewed

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Speaker 1: it and it came back ninety four percent human. How

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Speaker 1: do you explain that, mister poopy pants. Dude, I don't

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Speaker 1: even know how much it cost to do those tests.

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Speaker 1: It is probably more than my rent. This is insane.

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Speaker 1: I have a problems with you guys since I moved in,

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Speaker 1: and now you tell me I'm like crapping on my

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Speaker 1: own floor. Oh my god, still again again. That's the

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Speaker 1: third time this month. That's a third time this month.

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Speaker 1: I have half of mine to fire. Okay, I am

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Speaker 1: so sorry about that. Well, we did get it tested.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying. Before that, I really

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Speaker 1: wasn't listening because I had Stew over my shoulder telling

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Speaker 1: me that what happened is when he went into your

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Speaker 1: apartment the other day to check it out, he actually

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Speaker 1: what we have to do is get a control substance.

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Speaker 1: So he went to the bathroom on your floor, right

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Speaker 1: next to the stain. He accidentally collected that instead of

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Speaker 1: from the stain. So now we don't know, but we

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Speaker 1: guarantee that was Stews and not yours. So we need

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Speaker 1: to get another sample from your carpet. Please. You had

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Speaker 1: a maintenance guy come into my house. I think that's illegal,

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Speaker 1: Like you can't even just do guys, And he took

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Speaker 1: a on my floor and then you called me to

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Speaker 1: accuse me taking on my own floor and won't believe

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Speaker 1: me that it's my new puppy. You know what, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to come down to your office and take on

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Speaker 1: your depth. See how you like it's weirdo. Okay, well

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Speaker 1: then I'm gonna tell you to a prank phone call

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Speaker 1: and your sister set you up. I got you, Nathan.

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Speaker 1: What this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone break on you and your sister Stephan. You

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Speaker 1: say you up? Oh my god, I'll kill you. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. That was the quality radio play. Thank you, nath.

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Speaker 1: She told us that you got a new puppy and

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Speaker 1: it won't stop going to the bathroom on your floor,

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Speaker 1: and she wanted us to mess with you. I would

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Speaker 1: like you to come on on my desk, bow that

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Speaker 1: would be interesting. The Jewels Show on demand