Speaker 1: It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Best Bits of the Week. This is
Speaker 1: just the Bits and happy holiday weekend. I hope all
Speaker 1: of you are already out celebrating and having a fabulous
Speaker 1: time off ahead of Fourth of July coming up early
Speaker 1: next week. I mean, I know, I am. I think
Speaker 1: everybody gets really excited when we get some long weekends,
Speaker 1: so I hope you're celebrating and using this podcast to
Speaker 1: also celebrate in the mixt of all of the holiday fun.
Speaker 1: So let's get started. Coming in and number seven, we've
Speaker 1: got Craig Campbell who stopped by the show this week
Speaker 1: to talk all about his new coffee shop with his family,
Speaker 1: and of course perform some of his biggest hits. It
Speaker 1: was just a super fun interview. Craig's a great guy
Speaker 1: and hearing somebody open up a coffee shop just for
Speaker 1: fun is really cool. So check it out number seven, right,
Speaker 1: It's good to see him a friend us will brother.
Speaker 1: I want to play a couple of clips from Craig here,
Speaker 1: just so we can have a little reminders some of
Speaker 1: our new audience. This is Out of my Head from
Speaker 1: Craig Campbell. This is keep them kisses coming. So Craig
Speaker 1: got a lot of great songs. But we've known each
Speaker 1: other for a long time at this point, and I
Speaker 1: didn't even bring in for the music. I'll be honest
Speaker 1: with you. I'm so intrigued by the fact that you're
Speaker 1: opening a coffee shop. We're gonna talk about the music
Speaker 1: because you're so good. But I was like, Craig's at
Speaker 1: a coffee shop. What is what coffee? Does Craig life?
Speaker 1: What does Craig no about coffee? Why did Craig open
Speaker 1: a coffee shop? I'm so intrigued by this. So are
Speaker 1: you telling me people can go to this coffee shop
Speaker 1: and there the owner might be there and they could
Speaker 1: get like a selfie with Craig Cambell for sure, a
Speaker 1: selfie in a latte that's on the menu. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot make a thing. Yeah. So what's the name
Speaker 1: of the coffee shop? Grindstone Cowboy. That's good, So tell
Speaker 1: you you're there. I gotta imagine it's like a baby name.
Speaker 1: Do you guys go over? Do you google? Do you
Speaker 1: how do you come up with grant? Because Ryan Stone Cowboy?
Speaker 1: I get you play? Um, I mean it was actually
Speaker 1: then came first. We heard somebody say ryan Stone cowboy,
Speaker 1: and I thought they said Grindstone Cowboy. And we live
Speaker 1: in such a small town in Eagleville, and I knew
Speaker 1: I wanted to do something, and I always wanted to
Speaker 1: open something that had a stage and a music venue.
Speaker 1: If there's a stage in the coffee shop? Who plays
Speaker 1: at this thing? A bunch of my buddies scheduled just
Speaker 1: had Canaan Smith. He played a June tenth, sold out.
Speaker 1: It was great. Now do you do what about the evening?
Speaker 1: Because I ain't gotta come and drink some coffee in
Speaker 1: the evening. Do you know we close it for so yeah,
Speaker 1: people playing music? That's even better, Addie. From a first point,
Speaker 1: this is like the greatest venue I've ever heard of
Speaker 1: that close up. So people play music at what hour? Well,
Speaker 1: when we have the shows that we close it for,
Speaker 1: turn the room over, open back up and do the
Speaker 1: show that night. So what's one thing that you have
Speaker 1: learned about the coffee business or coffee that we normal
Speaker 1: folk wouldn't know because we don't have a coffee shop.
Speaker 1: A caramel machiata is the same thing as a vanilla latte,
Speaker 1: but upside down I don't like coffee. I don't think
Speaker 1: about this. I let be honest with you. I just
Speaker 1: like the idea of you doing that, So I don't know.
Speaker 1: That doesn't blow in my mind, but does it to
Speaker 1: you guys? Yes, So the espresso is in the bottom
Speaker 1: milk blah blah blah. It's just the opposite. You put
Speaker 1: the espresso in last. It's That's the only I heard.
Speaker 1: But as far as the ingredients is the same as Wow,
Speaker 1: that's funny. I still called caramel takato talking and I
Speaker 1: all from this. Could we play your venue Eddie and
Speaker 1: I at noon? Yes? Could we do it for like
Speaker 1: for we're gonna plu do a charity show? Right, because
Speaker 1: could we come down and play that? And then you
Speaker 1: don't keep all the money? We give that to charity.
Speaker 1: But they love that. Then they buy while they're there,
Speaker 1: they can have some caramel machia. Could you make a
Speaker 1: caramel talkiato name it after me with a microphone? No, no,
Speaker 1: not for the day. Don't have a little dreams, big nature,
Speaker 1: have big dreams. Caramel takiato just came up with that.
Speaker 1: That would be incredible. Wee and then whatever, because I
Speaker 1: know there's a cost to actual uh making the drink.
Speaker 1: But whatever the margin of profit is for that one
Speaker 1: drink we donate to somewhere. Can we do that? Absolutely? Dang,
Speaker 1: I'm in business here. Boys really good and also uh
Speaker 1: legal reasons. He does not own came talk. I'd had
Speaker 1: to say that. Just because Craig Campbell's here. Let me
Speaker 1: say a few things about him. He is such a
Speaker 1: great musician. I'm gonna have him. He's got a guitar.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play some music he you know, don't you
Speaker 1: have a comment on that. I'm gonna give just people
Speaker 1: some idea. Who you are. Um worked the corrections officer
Speaker 1: for a little bit, which is pretty cool. I had
Speaker 1: to see a lot doing that. He can play piano Beethoven.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. At a while, you didn't even know. Guy's
Speaker 1: got a fish shook on his hat. You like that?
Speaker 1: Guy never seen a piano's live? Not true? Would you
Speaker 1: let's let's drum that guitar. Let's here a little bit.
Speaker 1: Nobody drums it like Craig Campbells drum did really nice.
Speaker 1: Now this guitar anyway, let's go back to twenty twelve.
Speaker 1: Would you give me a verse and chorus? Of out
Speaker 1: of my head. I rode around on with my windows down.
Speaker 1: Let that breeze roll, carry your perfet I took your number.
Speaker 1: This is just off my phone, but you ain't gone.
Speaker 1: I wish I could prose my eyes and not have
Speaker 1: to seize my head. Yeah, yeah, I can't get you
Speaker 1: out of my head. Your dancing all around, girl, you
Speaker 1: got me surrounded. I can't get you out of my head.
Speaker 1: I got you off these walls, got you out of
Speaker 1: my bed, but I'm no better off. Can't get you
Speaker 1: out of mind. I can't walk out. I got it's
Speaker 1: more that I came from. I just gotta threw this
Speaker 1: on him. Twenty thirteen, a year later, it just keep
Speaker 1: them kids, it's coming. That's a good one too. Let's
Speaker 1: hear that one. I can't come back and doing nothing
Speaker 1: but what I'm doing, just laying around, tangled up. We
Speaker 1: got our buzzed on, shipping on a little something. I
Speaker 1: need your loving. Just keep them kisses coming. Good one there, okay,
Speaker 1: twenty sixteen, Now remember once, hey, maybe email me gold
Speaker 1: have played this show live. I had a live recording
Speaker 1: of this song, and I was like, gotlead song so good,
Speaker 1: and we played it on the show a whole bunch
Speaker 1: and it's this song like shakes people. So if you'll
Speaker 1: start at the beginning of this one and play the
Speaker 1: full verse in chorus of out Skirts of Heaven, because
Speaker 1: if people haven't heard it, even though it's been out
Speaker 1: since twenty sixteen, I think this is one of the
Speaker 1: people save, and then play over and over again. This
Speaker 1: is such a powerful song, man. So here's Craig Campbell
Speaker 1: with out Skirts of having It. My grandpa taught me
Speaker 1: about buck knights, shot guns, how to casting old zeb coot,
Speaker 1: how to work a stick shit. He taught me the
Speaker 1: Bible and about all twelve disciples, and he made you
Speaker 1: that I know there's life after this pearly gates, the
Speaker 1: streets of gold, he said, if I just believe that's
Speaker 1: where I'll go, Lord, when I die, I won't to
Speaker 1: leave the outskirts, where there's dirt roads for miles and
Speaker 1: haye in the fields, fishing in the river, where there's
Speaker 1: double bulling trees and honey bees and blue skies and
Speaker 1: green grass forever lorn. When I die, I won't only outskirts.
Speaker 1: And it's like your good song, don't on, Craig Campbell
Speaker 1: here right now, he's got a new song. It's your
Speaker 1: newest and we're gonna play some of this, right, would
Speaker 1: you mind playing by God from Craig Campbell, But it's
Speaker 1: your looks like a good one by God? It shr
Speaker 1: looks like a good Just a bunch of Monday to
Speaker 1: ridey working raising hill on Saturday and Sunday turning the
Speaker 1: last day being by quarter two, go get golf, twelve
Speaker 1: fock with just the black, riding the river a bank,
Speaker 1: blind career siveing. That's just live wey small twal living
Speaker 1: doing all we have, even giving by good one in yeah,
Speaker 1: look at that, you know. On the show, we spent
Speaker 1: a week. We spent a bunch of days going through
Speaker 1: the best nineties music videos, but the songs and to me,
Speaker 1: I want I listen to my top five and it's
Speaker 1: the strength of the song, the strength of the artist,
Speaker 1: and also things I remember from the music video. They
Speaker 1: kind of all have to fit. Number five, for example,
Speaker 1: was chat Hoochie, what's like your nineties country jam on guitar?
Speaker 1: People like Craig play something from the nineties, what do
Speaker 1: you play? It is killing time? He is killing me,
Speaker 1: dranking my set up, blind, thanking, I won't see then
Speaker 1: if I crossing live Buried'm just my fun out in
Speaker 1: time good one. Do people ask you if you're somewhere
Speaker 1: and there's a guitar like Craig, they don't know you
Speaker 1: play music, grab your guitar and just play a little something.
Speaker 1: So does that happen all the time? Yeah, it just
Speaker 1: but just with my buddies. You know it's not a
Speaker 1: that's not a real buddy. Then I'll be honest. No,
Speaker 1: absolutely throws you on the bus. And then and then
Speaker 1: they always say you don't know who that is? And
Speaker 1: it's like they say no, and I'm like, yeah, it's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: They're like, you don't because it's two parts your your
Speaker 1: friend going you don't know that's Craig. Because this happens
Speaker 1: to my idiot friends too, like don't know that's bi
Speaker 1: Bones And I might don't do that because it's gonna
Speaker 1: send me up for failure because they don't know. They
Speaker 1: never know it's not their fault. They're like, no, I
Speaker 1: don't know who that is. And so now you're insulted twice.
Speaker 1: You're like, I do suck. You just reminded me I suck.
Speaker 1: And nobody knows who I am okay, Craig's on the
Speaker 1: road doing music. I love having you in. Thank you.
Speaker 1: We'll get Eddie now a good plays show up there
Speaker 1: the next few months. You do a little charity deal.
Speaker 1: You gotta pay for our gas though, because expensive every
Speaker 1: bit of thirty eight miles. When prices go down, we'll
Speaker 1: come play Craig Campbell anyway, nice shot. It's the best
Speaker 1: bits of the week with Morgan. Number two. Doctor Bobby
Speaker 1: showed up on the show this week. He answered all
Speaker 1: of our medical questions. Everyone on the show had one
Speaker 1: for him, and he answered them just like a doctor would,
Speaker 1: but maybe with a little bit more sarcasm, because yes,
Speaker 1: at the end of the today, he is not actually
Speaker 1: a doctor. He is just Bobby to all of us.
Speaker 1: But he did accept his doctorate from the University of Arkansas,
Speaker 1: so from now on forward, from that moment, he is
Speaker 1: doctor Bobby Bones. So check it out. Here is doctor
Speaker 1: Bobby answering all of our questions. Number six, All right,
Speaker 1: let's play ask doctor Bobby. So I did get an
Speaker 1: honorary doctor if the University of Arkansas, so I can
Speaker 1: legally sign my name doctor Bobby. I don't know anything
Speaker 1: about medical world, so let's give it a run, all right, Amy,
Speaker 1: you're up first, go ahead. My tick bite is still
Speaker 1: itching about seven weeks later. So it's kind of crazy
Speaker 1: to me that something can itch this song because I've
Speaker 1: never I've mosquito by long as it's itched three four days,
Speaker 1: never this long, and it's crazy. I posted about it.
Speaker 1: Let me see it. I'm a professional, like a doctor.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look at it in a professional way. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Well see it's still there. See that
Speaker 1: it's professional right now. Okay, I'm a bedside manner. No,
Speaker 1: but you would think it would be gone by now, right,
Speaker 1: But it's still a heart like if you were to
Speaker 1: feel it, it's a hard bump and itches. Have you
Speaker 1: been to the doctor? Oh? What are we doing here?
Speaker 1: I guess the doctor say that, have you been to
Speaker 1: a real doctor? I took a round of doxie to
Speaker 1: prevent lime disease or something, but I don't even know
Speaker 1: if that did anything, And I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: don't know why it's still itching. And I posted about
Speaker 1: it on Instagram and one of our listeners said that
Speaker 1: they were stung by a b twenty five years ago
Speaker 1: and it's still itches. That looks like there's something in
Speaker 1: it though. Yeah, it feels like they're you've been to
Speaker 1: a doctor to check out, to say if you have
Speaker 1: lime disease like actual, you should go. I have a
Speaker 1: specialist like to recommend you too. It's called Google, and
Speaker 1: that you google and they'll they'll find you a doctor
Speaker 1: to go to. Okay, have you tried the cross method
Speaker 1: with your fingernail? Kaitlin does this to me where you
Speaker 1: put a cross with your fingernail and it makes you
Speaker 1: stop bitching. Oh no, I tried. I tried that. Well,
Speaker 1: you need some a bigger fingernail that could push harder
Speaker 1: and if that doesn't work, then you need you need
Speaker 1: to go to get that checked out. So go to
Speaker 1: a specialist. That's a doctor that is your doctor advice
Speaker 1: to you. Think special at all time. Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sending you to a different doctor to get that looked at. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go. Consider yourself diagnosed. My person on the
Speaker 1: way out, and take your payortal building and we don't
Speaker 1: accept your insurance, all right, Okay, Eddie, Hey doc, I
Speaker 1: have a two tier question here. The first one is
Speaker 1: I'm forty three years old. I'm starting to lose my
Speaker 1: rectile this functions. No, no, no, no, that's not it, Doc.
Speaker 1: I'm losing specialist. I'm losing my my near site, like
Speaker 1: I can't read stuff. I gotta get stuff a little
Speaker 1: further away. First part of the question is that normal
Speaker 1: with age your vision wild interior eight. And I'm not
Speaker 1: a medical or an eye doctor nottomologist in any way,
Speaker 1: but I do have one in the family and he
Speaker 1: did tell me listen, once you hit forty, it starts
Speaker 1: to fade, it starts to go, So don't feel alone.
Speaker 1: There are support groups of people like yourself, and it's
Speaker 1: called the glass of store in them all. Wow. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I go ahead, get readers. That's my second doctor, Go ahead,
Speaker 1: that's my second question in my office. Given's notified to
Speaker 1: do this. Go ahead, Doc. So should I get readers
Speaker 1: to help me out with us? Or should I just
Speaker 1: enlarge everything like on my phone like old people do
Speaker 1: and just make all the letters really big. I don't
Speaker 1: know that I would commit to making everything larger. I
Speaker 1: would get readers for a while. But if I guess,
Speaker 1: if you have to up the reader prescription, then you
Speaker 1: should make it larger. Or why not just get your
Speaker 1: get some glasses I feel like once I do the glasses, Doc,
Speaker 1: I'm just giving up on life. Up now, I turn
Speaker 1: into my dad, and giving up on life is just
Speaker 1: shaving the top of your head, Eddie. I haven't done
Speaker 1: that yet, right, So as long as you don't shave
Speaker 1: your head. Wait, doc, why are we talking about my head?
Speaker 1: You know, I have a doct of a lot of things.
Speaker 1: Just get get just some readers, okay, But the problem
Speaker 1: is with your phone, right. It's okay to turn it
Speaker 1: up one or two sizes. I do that as well. Okay,
Speaker 1: It just when it becomes massive that people will think
Speaker 1: you'd be giving up online. All right, hanging there, buddy,
Speaker 1: it's normal. You made me feel good. Thanks, and I've
Speaker 1: got here are some pills for d because I know
Speaker 1: you don't want to bring it out, but I'm sure
Speaker 1: this is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: ask doctor Bobby lunchbox. Oh yes, doctor, I mean I
Speaker 1: am I calling you doctor, But there's been this thing
Speaker 1: that's been ailing me for years and no doctor's mail diagnosic.
Speaker 1: I can't touch my shoulders and I'm wondering if you
Speaker 1: know why I can't touch my own shoulders. Interesting, Um,
Speaker 1: so you have something called a birth defect, and your
Speaker 1: shoulders were never able to be bent that way. So
Speaker 1: you are who you are. I recommend this to you.
Speaker 1: There's a book I wrote called Stanley the Dog is
Speaker 1: first day at school and he Stanley is not like
Speaker 1: the other dogs physically, He's different. He looks different. People
Speaker 1: are like judging him because he's different. But what he
Speaker 1: does have is a lot of heart. And what makes
Speaker 1: him special are the things he can do. And I'm
Speaker 1: not really sure what you can do, but what I'm
Speaker 1: going to advise you to figure it out, but not
Speaker 1: feel so alone, and take two Stanley the Dogs and
Speaker 1: call me in the morning. Okay, thank you, There you go.
Speaker 1: It's easy, guys. Wow, Hey, and if you don't know,
Speaker 1: you just send them to a specialist. That's what my
Speaker 1: kind of cool. It's awesome. Anybody else have a doctor, Bob,
Speaker 1: if you do speak now, forever hold your piece. I
Speaker 1: have one, okay, Morgan, go ahead. Well, so it's really
Speaker 1: hard for me to sit down, run, or basically do
Speaker 1: any major activity because I bruise my tailbone. It's possibly broken.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Like how long is that going to take
Speaker 1: for it to heal? It could take two months? Honestly,
Speaker 1: I've done the same thing. I just say this from experience.
Speaker 1: So it's a pain tollerance thing for the most part.
Speaker 1: So don't if it's a bruise on your butt bone,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna hurt it any worse. So if you
Speaker 1: can take the pain, you can still work out with it.
Speaker 1: But Jonathan's gonna nurse. The back is rest and you
Speaker 1: can ice it to get a little quick rejuvenation, but
Speaker 1: it's just rest and letting it heal back. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that happened to you. Happened to me once too, But
Speaker 1: you can still work out on as long as you
Speaker 1: can handle the paint. So good luck, Starry. That happened.
Speaker 1: But what today's June twenty eighth. We'll see about September first,
Speaker 1: and if it's not better by the nility, do a specialists. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, there we go. That was helpful.
Speaker 1: I am a doctor, and that is ask doctor. Thank
Speaker 1: you very much. Wow, you know what. First one's on me.
Speaker 1: You guys, no charge you all right, but no malpractice okay, guys,
Speaker 1: no suing me here. It's the best bits of the
Speaker 1: week with Morgan number two. You gotta love when we
Speaker 1: open our big mouths on the show and people have
Speaker 1: to get quizzed or something comes out of it, and
Speaker 1: that's exactly what happened with this segment. Eddie and Lunchbox
Speaker 1: both show that they don't know their numbers very well.
Speaker 1: Lunchboxes didn't know like numbers of things like how many
Speaker 1: letters are in the alphabet, and Eddie admitted he really
Speaker 1: didn't know math very well. So they were both put
Speaker 1: to the test and somebody won twenty dollars. So it
Speaker 1: was the no your Numbers quiz, and I'm telling y'all
Speaker 1: right now, I would not have passed. I would have
Speaker 1: done so much worse, even worse than Eddie. Math was
Speaker 1: not my subject in school, So I'm so glad I
Speaker 1: was not part of this segment and had to be
Speaker 1: punished again, because, let's be honest, I already stuck at geography.
Speaker 1: I don't really need to add another one to my list.
Speaker 1: But you guys can hear it right now. This is
Speaker 1: Eddie and Lunchbox competing in the Know your Numbers game
Speaker 1: number five, all right, no your numbers boys. So on
Speaker 1: yesterday's show, I said, Lunchbox, how many letters in the alphabet?
Speaker 1: He was confused for a second. Finally got around to
Speaker 1: twenty six. But I was surprised I wasn't just in there.
Speaker 1: I said, Eddie, what seven times seven? He's like twenty two?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Surprised that the multiplication tables just weren't
Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, So we're gonna play no your numbers
Speaker 1: and up for grabs twenty dollars cash right here? Who
Speaker 1: twenty dollars makes you hollow? You'll get the same ten questions.
Speaker 1: We'll send lunchbox to the isolation booth, and Eddie, you'll
Speaker 1: go first. If you get all ten, you get double
Speaker 1: d o. If you don't win anything, no, if you
Speaker 1: get less than seven. Right, all right, So Eddie to
Speaker 1: the stage, lunch box to the isolation boot. Here we go,
Speaker 1: No your numbers, ten questions, Eddie, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: for these ten questions, I'm gonna give you ninety seconds.
Speaker 1: That should be plenty of time. You just can't sit
Speaker 1: in stall, right, and if you don't know it, you
Speaker 1: should pass. I'll come back to it. Do I need pen, paper,
Speaker 1: calculator or nothing like that. You can have none of that.
Speaker 1: None of these are so hard that that's the situation.
Speaker 1: Ready read ninety seconds on the clock. No your numbers.
Speaker 1: Question number one, I'll start the timer when I finished
Speaker 1: the first question? Eddie, what is three times four twelve? Correct?
Speaker 1: How many food groups are there? Eddie? Four incorrect? What
Speaker 1: is thirty five divided by seven? Six? Incorrect? What's twenty
Speaker 1: percent of fifty twenty five would be fifty percent? That's
Speaker 1: gonna miss me. What's twenty percent of fifty fifty twenty
Speaker 1: percent of fifty fifteen? Incorrect? Matchbox twenty said, at what
Speaker 1: time must they be lonely? Three am? Correct? I know that.
Speaker 1: What's the square root of sixty four? Six? Incorrect? How
Speaker 1: many squares are there in the Brady Bunch theme song
Speaker 1: on the screen? One, two, three, five, six, seven, eight,
Speaker 1: nine nine squares correct? Three questions left twenty seconds. How
Speaker 1: many nickels are there in two dollars? Twenty incorrect? How
Speaker 1: many ounces are in a pound? I don't know it
Speaker 1: was a co cane a pound? Sixteen? Correct? When counting
Speaker 1: by threes? What number comes before fifteen? Kind of by threes?
Speaker 1: Three times six nine twelve? You're at a time, but
Speaker 1: it was twelve? Dang, I knew that one. You got
Speaker 1: four right? Well, that's terrible, Mike. I have them at four. Right,
Speaker 1: so I don't even get a chance of the twenty. Well, no,
Speaker 1: but I could still win the game. You could still
Speaker 1: be smarter than winchbox. I like that. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what if whoever wins, I'll give you five something you
Speaker 1: need something, Yeah, I don't know. Five dollars makes you mumble.
Speaker 1: I don't break into highest scratch. All right, Eddie, go
Speaker 1: back to your chair. Nice job, four Hey, nice job
Speaker 1: for just showing up. But that's that was so bad?
Speaker 1: All right? If we'll bring in lunchbox from the isolation chamber,
Speaker 1: which also doubles in my office. Mostly it's a nice chamber. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the chamber and I have to go away, right,
Speaker 1: you can you can sit in here. I've already heard
Speaker 1: the questions. You can sit in here because I already
Speaker 1: know that I already another question. Yeah, and I'll give
Speaker 1: all the answers in a minute or two. Because I
Speaker 1: don't give all the answers. I didn't want to say
Speaker 1: them why you were going, because I would have wasted
Speaker 1: your time. Love it. I'm not gonna tell you what
Speaker 1: Eddie did. But we asked him. We asked them ten questions.
Speaker 1: How many do you think you got probably four. Do
Speaker 1: you think he only got four? Yeah? I think he's
Speaker 1: a pretty dumb. I'm a pretty dumb huh yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: lunch bogs, all right, you have ninety seconds, which is
Speaker 1: plenty of time to answer. You don't have to rush,
Speaker 1: and if you don't know what you can pass, we'll
Speaker 1: come back to. So if that's ten questions, how many
Speaker 1: seconds per questions are you? Tell me, lunchbox, that's the number.
Speaker 1: You're already doing math. You have ninety seconds. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: all about numbers, not all maths. Yeah, no, your numbers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ten questions, ninety seconds. I'll start the time ember when
Speaker 1: I finish the first question. Thank you, lunchbox. What is
Speaker 1: three times four twelve? That's correct? Yeah, lunchbox. How many
Speaker 1: food groups are there? Seven? Incorrect? Lunchbox? What's thirty five
Speaker 1: divided by seven? Five? Correct? Lunchbox? What's twenty percent of fifty?
Speaker 1: Twenty percent of fifty? Oh my god, that's um A
Speaker 1: fifty half would be twenty five, So we'll go twenty incorrect?
Speaker 1: Matchbox twenty said at this time threemily? Okay, good. What's
Speaker 1: a square to sixty four? Eight? Correct? How many squares
Speaker 1: are there in the Brady Bunch in the opening theme. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's three six eight, it's Alice on their nine. Correct.
Speaker 1: How many nickels are there in two dollars? Nickels in
Speaker 1: two dollars, that's one twenty. No, that's one hundred, two
Speaker 1: hundred divided by five twenty incorrect? Forty lunch bucks? How
Speaker 1: many ounces are in a pound? Sixteen? Correct? When counting
Speaker 1: by threes? What number comes before fifteen? Twelve? Correct? Hey, Mike,
Speaker 1: how do you do? Would you have eight? Okay? I
Speaker 1: question him? Then there's no chance he got eight. There's
Speaker 1: no chance he's there's no way. I don't know what
Speaker 1: what was the nickels? Wins easy trivia all the time.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Hold on, I've got the answers here,
Speaker 1: I'll get them. That was so I the way you
Speaker 1: asked it. I'm like, I have no idea what you're
Speaker 1: asking me. The question was how many nickels are in
Speaker 1: two dollars? Yeah, I don't know how you do that?
Speaker 1: There's one hundred. Well, what I would do in my
Speaker 1: mind that would okay, how many nickels on dollar? And
Speaker 1: I would immediately cut it. In hell, there's twenty and
Speaker 1: that's why I said, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: have new percentages. That's how I'm a good tipper. Okay, Eddie,
Speaker 1: he probably got four. There's no way you got more
Speaker 1: than four of those. Eddie, what's up telling me you
Speaker 1: got bone? Lunch box, I got fours for guessing him number?
Speaker 1: Is that funny to you? Like, as he's going, you
Speaker 1: guys just laughing at him? Some of them were funny
Speaker 1: US question. I would love to hear his answers. Um,
Speaker 1: he didn't pass on any that makes feeling better, But
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, yeah, three times four is twelve obviously,
Speaker 1: So there you go. You both got that one right.
Speaker 1: The food groups, I said, how many food groups? The
Speaker 1: lunchbox guess seven. I'm interesting to think, what are you
Speaker 1: thinking there? I was just looking at that pyramid and
Speaker 1: I feel like there's four along the bottom, two in
Speaker 1: the middle, and then one on top. So there are
Speaker 1: five food groups? Oh, they are fruits, vegetables, grains, dairy, proteins.
Speaker 1: What's your meat, protein, food and dairy? I guess four.
Speaker 1: So fruits and vegetables are now separate from when we
Speaker 1: were kids, there were four main groups vegetables. That's why
Speaker 1: I guessed four. Sure it is. What's thirty five divided
Speaker 1: by seven? Eddie missed this one. If the answer is
Speaker 1: five seven times five thirty five? Ye, twenty percent of
Speaker 1: fifty No, one's a tough one. Can I share how
Speaker 1: I made it easy in my head? Because it was
Speaker 1: hard for me too at first? And then I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: picture myself out to eat with a fifty dollars bill
Speaker 1: and I want to tip twenty percent, so I would
Speaker 1: take the five times two would give me ten answers ten. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't just do this if some percentage, if fecially,
Speaker 1: if it's easy, never like that twenty percent fifty fifth. No,
Speaker 1: that doesn't that's fifty ten that I tried to go
Speaker 1: to one hundred and then do that also works. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's a weird number. Well, okay, let's go here.
Speaker 1: Let's see matchbox twenty three? Am that one? But three
Speaker 1: nailed that one square rood of sixty four? Addy missed this.
Speaker 1: I have no idea how you nailed it is it's
Speaker 1: eight boom sixty four? What times itself is sixty four? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He said it was, Um, what's square to four? What's
Speaker 1: that two? Two times two is four? Yeah? Now we
Speaker 1: just touch it. Yeah, but the higher the number of
Speaker 1: the crazy. Yeah, that's sixty four. We didn't go three hundreds,
Speaker 1: tough man. I agree, it's so it's tough. How many
Speaker 1: squares in the ready bunch? It's just a tic tac toeboard,
Speaker 1: so nine, oh, really think about it, brue. Oh, and
Speaker 1: Alice gets goes in one point. Yeah, that's why I
Speaker 1: had to think about it, and I had to guess
Speaker 1: that she did make an appearance. How many nickels are
Speaker 1: in two dollars? It's forty, because if you just did
Speaker 1: one dollar, they'd be twenty times two is forty? That
Speaker 1: was that was a tough. One was really hard good.
Speaker 1: How many ounces in a pound? Sixteen? We got that?
Speaker 1: Do you know that? One? Almost gonna twelve? And then
Speaker 1: the tall boy got me. You know what I'm saying
Speaker 1: when county by three is what number counts? Before fifteen?
Speaker 1: Eddie would have god ever around of time? You got
Speaker 1: aount of time. I did what are like a minute twenty?
Speaker 1: So you're cutting it somewhat close. Ye, you're reading slow.
Speaker 1: I mean no, it wasn't. But you did good. Eight
Speaker 1: out of ten? Are you ready? Hollows? Every time songs
Speaker 1: on lunchboxes and go now have his headphones on. We
Speaker 1: ended quo man, all right, nice job, lunchbox. Eddie does
Speaker 1: not make me feel good about myself. There's a tough one. Huh. Yeah.
Speaker 1: If his kids hears this, I'm like, dad, let me
Speaker 1: tutor you. Yeah, they probably won't say. Just for ready,
Speaker 1: he learns. Because it's the best bits of the week
Speaker 1: with Morgan number two coming in at number four this week,
Speaker 1: Bobby's children's book Stanley the Dog the First Day of
Speaker 1: School is a best seller now. But that's not what
Speaker 1: happened on the show this week. Yes, Bobby announced that,
Speaker 1: but the funny segment was the lunchbox who decided to
Speaker 1: make his kids fight over the children's book. At least
Speaker 1: it's the way we see it. That's how the audio sounds.
Speaker 1: He claims they just for fighting over the book. So
Speaker 1: he brought this audio in and hopes that Bobby would
Speaker 1: give him another free book. I don't know. Listen for
Speaker 1: yourself and let us know what you think. Number four, lunchbox,
Speaker 1: what's happening with your kids? They're fighting every single night,
Speaker 1: and it's because of you. You're causing fights between my
Speaker 1: two year old, my three year old because you gave
Speaker 1: us one copy of your book, and every night at
Speaker 1: bed they fight over who's gonna get to go sleep
Speaker 1: with it? So why don't you just go and buy
Speaker 1: one from the store for fifteen bucks, like you go
Speaker 1: to the bookstore in your house. That's a good idea. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I could do that, but since I knew the author,
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, hey, Bobby, could you give me
Speaker 1: a huge favor and like send me an extra book
Speaker 1: because every night I don't feel like dealing with I
Speaker 1: get the buck run the how many knights has it happened?
Speaker 1: Like four or five nights in a row? It's not
Speaker 1: worth fifteen bucks to just put that out? Well it is? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I thought I would ask you first. I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, if you heard them, you know, fighting over it,
Speaker 1: and you would feel my pain or what I'm dealing with,
Speaker 1: and that you would say, oh, you know what, here's
Speaker 1: a book. You can have a book. I don't care
Speaker 1: about that, yeah, but I would just think you could
Speaker 1: have stopped it four nights ago by going to the
Speaker 1: store and paying fifteen eighteen bucks whatever it is for
Speaker 1: the Stanley book. You know, yeah, I could have, But
Speaker 1: I really thought, you know, it would be better if
Speaker 1: I asked you, like, so you knew that the kids
Speaker 1: really liked your book. And I mean, fifteen dollars in
Speaker 1: my pocket is a lot better than fifteen bucks in
Speaker 1: the store's pocket. Okay, but okay. Also, Bobby has mentioned
Speaker 1: multiple times that all proceeds from the book are going
Speaker 1: to a dog rescue. That's true too, And it helps
Speaker 1: Bobby's numbers, which helps him, like not monetarily, but his
Speaker 1: book sales. And you could have bought the book and
Speaker 1: then brought him the same story of like it's it's
Speaker 1: still a way for Bobby to feel good, like, hey,
Speaker 1: my kids were fighting over the book that I had
Speaker 1: to go buy your books. It's a better story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it makes me feel better, like I went bought. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: if it makes you feel better, than I'll spend fifteen
Speaker 1: dollars on dog treats from my dog. That makes I said,
Speaker 1: there was like a dog charity involved. So I'll give
Speaker 1: my dogs some extra bones, like Bobby bones, you get it, bones,
Speaker 1: And I'll give my dogs and bones fifteen dollars and
Speaker 1: then I won't have to hear my kids fighting over
Speaker 1: and over and over again. Here's what I want you
Speaker 1: to do that fifteen box, you go and you get
Speaker 1: some lottery tickets. I like that. Yeah, is he rewarding himself? Now?
Speaker 1: You know he deserves been working hard? I mean, have
Speaker 1: you here? Do you know what two kids fighting over
Speaker 1: a book sounds like, oh do you have audio? Oh?
Speaker 1: I go, I don't know he brought audio? Okay, you
Speaker 1: have lunch boxes. Kids fighting over my kids? But go ahead.
Speaker 1: Whose turn is it to sleep with this book tonight?
Speaker 1: Why do you want it? What about you? I'm so
Speaker 1: who gets the book? Me? Give it to me? I
Speaker 1: want it? Okay. So I feel like there was a side.
Speaker 1: There was a terrible side. There was a terrible side
Speaker 1: back in the day called bum fights. Like it would
Speaker 1: go and they would take homeless people and they would
Speaker 1: pay them to fight each other and they'd record it.
Speaker 1: It's a terrible thing, Yes, terrible side. I feel like
Speaker 1: this is a version of that. He just he made
Speaker 1: his own kids fight so he could record it and
Speaker 1: bring it in the studio. Do you want it? He
Speaker 1: takes it away, gives it to the other one. What
Speaker 1: in the world? That's what it goes on at my house?
Speaker 1: No goes on because you recorded it and set it
Speaker 1: up that was not organic. Oh my god, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't gilt or no, no, you have, but I
Speaker 1: wanted to show you how it happened, so I had
Speaker 1: to start rolling. Okay, well, you can have another book,
Speaker 1: all right, yes, thank you. No need to record your
Speaker 1: kids fighting and crying. Oh you want to know? How
Speaker 1: do you feel about that? By the way, if you
Speaker 1: got one in the world, if you want your kids
Speaker 1: not to fight, going to order. Stanley the Dog and
Speaker 1: his first day at school. Okay, you can have There's
Speaker 1: a book at my desk. You can have it right now, lunchbox.
Speaker 1: I'm right all right there he is. It's the Best
Speaker 1: Bits of the Week with Morgan number two. You all
Speaker 1: loved this segment this week. You just love when we
Speaker 1: play blind karaoke because it's a riot in our studio
Speaker 1: when it happens. We did blind Disney karaoke and listen,
Speaker 1: here was the deal. There were no lyrics. All we
Speaker 1: got was the melody and we had to sing along
Speaker 1: and it was either you remember the words or you didn't.
Speaker 1: And I had to sing bare necessities and I did
Speaker 1: not remember anything besides basically those two words right there.
Speaker 1: So I made up my own lyrics, and it was
Speaker 1: a whole thing, and I didn't do too shabby. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I held my own against Amy Eddie
Speaker 1: and Lunchbox, and I'm just telling you it was beautifully
Speaker 1: chaotic in the studio with all four of us trying
Speaker 1: to sing dig trying to sing Disney songs from the
Speaker 1: wheel with no lyrics. I mean, just what is happening?
Speaker 1: Number three, We're gonna do Disney blind karaoke. There are
Speaker 1: ten Disney songs on this wheel. It'll land on one,
Speaker 1: for example, that would have landed on part of Your World,
Speaker 1: part of you Little Mermaids, right, that'll landed on that one. Now,
Speaker 1: the catch is it's karaoke, but there are no words.
Speaker 1: There's nothing to see, so you just have to go
Speaker 1: from your own heart and instinct in your memory. So
Speaker 1: you'll each perform for about a minute or so. But
Speaker 1: if you're good, you're gonna keep going. If you may have,
Speaker 1: you did the whole song. So, okay, at the end,
Speaker 1: we'll have a winner, and the winner gets this right here,
Speaker 1: what's what's to make you do? Okay? So you're competing
Speaker 1: for twenty dollars cold hard cash. We rolled the dice
Speaker 1: Morgan will go first. Here we go, all right, so
Speaker 1: walk up to the stage. We will spin the wheel.
Speaker 1: There are ten songs here. Some of them I would
Speaker 1: not be able to sing a gun most of my head. Morgan,
Speaker 1: any song you'd like to have, I think I only
Speaker 1: know like the chorus of all of them. So maybe
Speaker 1: like you've got a friend in me? You got a friend? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel pretty good about that one. Sing don't give us? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna spend the wheel whatever it lands on. Morgan
Speaker 1: won't perform rady. You have all the instruments ready you
Speaker 1: all right, here we go, let's spa Remember if you
Speaker 1: don't know it, you gotta keep singing. I love it.
Speaker 1: If you just stopped singing, you on me twenty bucks?
Speaker 1: Oh oh, the bare necessities? All right, jungle books. Still
Speaker 1: only know the chorus? Still the bare necessities from nineteen
Speaker 1: sixty seven. Is this a balloon a song? Yeah? Yeah? Ray?
Speaker 1: How long is the whole song? It is four minutes? Okay?
Speaker 1: Does it start from the top or we have no idea?
Speaker 1: I've not heard of myself, So it's up to you,
Speaker 1: but your own crave spin on it? Okay, do I
Speaker 1: at least get some of the chorus. Maybe hopefully you
Speaker 1: can do whatever you want. I don't want to give
Speaker 1: any tips. All right, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: The bare necessities hid it. This is the bare necessities,
Speaker 1: the purple fair necessities. The lou and me are hanging
Speaker 1: in the forest. Yeah, we're gonna find some monkeys to
Speaker 1: swing in the trees and hang on our knees. And
Speaker 1: I don't know what else we're gonna do today, but
Speaker 1: we've got the bare necessities. Oh, the jungle knees. We
Speaker 1: are gonna go and hang out with our friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're hanging in the jungle. Balu and me and our
Speaker 1: friends lion bear, an elephant. Maybe there's an alligator too.
Speaker 1: I don't know where their necessities. The simple bear necessities,
Speaker 1: and don't worry about your necessities. Okay, any more? Good?
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Mike dan Scuba. We're keeping scores,
Speaker 1: so write down her score one through five. You give it,
Speaker 1: we'll tabulate a little later on. She did great. It's
Speaker 1: always hard on the first one though, you never know.
Speaker 1: All Right, Lunchbox, you're gonna be next. Yes, that's what
Speaker 1: I want to Lunchbox is gonna walk up to the stage.
Speaker 1: I feel like I made up words I've never heard about.
Speaker 1: He rhymed a couple of words. Very impressive. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought you did pretty good guy. All right, so I've
Speaker 1: got Morgan score. You guys go to your score. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: all right, lunchboxes? Are you taking the microphone off the stand?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, are you kidding me? There's a performance
Speaker 1: element okay, and it's taped to the stamp. There's no need,
Speaker 1: it's just oh my god, Oh my goodness, he just
Speaker 1: ripped it. Now there's a broken that's not even on.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Well all right, are you ready? Why?
Speaker 1: Why did I do that? Because I don't like standing
Speaker 1: here at a stand? Oh what do you want? I
Speaker 1: don't know what any of those? Oh yeah, any all right?
Speaker 1: I know a kunamata. That's the only one I know.
Speaker 1: All right, Well you got I got from two thousand thirteen.
Speaker 1: Let me imagine it. Let now you're gonna hit in five?
Speaker 1: Are you cold? There's a store on? Are you going yet?
Speaker 1: And yeah, we're in the snub. You're really cold, You're scared,
Speaker 1: you don't want to go on. You think it's all over.
Speaker 1: You got to let it go, Let it go. Oh,
Speaker 1: you've been holding those crutches for so long. But it's time,
Speaker 1: it's time to let let it go. You're scared. You're
Speaker 1: scared to make that leak. You're scared to change that job.
Speaker 1: You want to hold on to that relationship, but it's bad,
Speaker 1: it's bad. So you gotta let it go. Let it go,
Speaker 1: Let it go. God, I want to quit my job.
Speaker 1: Is that still less boxing in there? That's not melody?
Speaker 1: Sound familiar to you? Yeah? Do you? I've nailed it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right boy? And that's why you take it off
Speaker 1: the mic? Stand why I rushed it? Yeah? Can I
Speaker 1: get a new mic? Well? It was like Hillbilly Tony
Speaker 1: Robbins going at us. I'm walking back scared. All right?
Speaker 1: So Amy, you can walk up to the stage you
Speaker 1: were next. As you walk up there, you can just
Speaker 1: yell it as you walk. Is there a song you'd
Speaker 1: like to have that you feel like you know better
Speaker 1: than the others? Kunamatad is good? Yeah? Anything else? Um? So,
Speaker 1: I don't know Circle of Lies, I don't under the seat.
Speaker 1: That's a really good one. We're gonna spend the wheel
Speaker 1: now again. The show's competing for twenty dollars hold car,
Speaker 1: hold card cash, hold card cash, and you'll be the
Speaker 1: champion until we do this again, which is everybody like
Speaker 1: to be a champion at some parts. I'm ready. Let's
Speaker 1: spin that. Well, all right, here we go. Amy, you
Speaker 1: will be singing. Well, that's a good one. What's a
Speaker 1: good one? Amy, you will be singing. You got a
Speaker 1: friend in me. That's a good one. But I mean
Speaker 1: that's a good one. All right? Ray, are you readyheading
Speaker 1: club and action? I'm your friend? Yeah? Who's your friend
Speaker 1: this girl? Yeah? You got a friend in me. You
Speaker 1: got a friend in me. Yeah, whatever your troubles, ain't
Speaker 1: no worries because you got a friend in me. If
Speaker 1: you need something, I'm gonna be there or be square,
Speaker 1: because you got a friend in me to rust me.
Speaker 1: I have good advice because I've been in lots of therapy.
Speaker 1: You have a friend in me. Yes, you do, take
Speaker 1: a walk, Let's go. I've got a friend in you too.
Speaker 1: We're all friends. A friend in me. You got a
Speaker 1: friend in me. So next time you're feeling down, do
Speaker 1: not frown because you've got a friend in me. Alight time,
Speaker 1: I didn't hear anything. There It is there, It is there.
Speaker 1: Used to hear the words, oh tell the talent. I was,
Speaker 1: I was, I was trying. I don't know that song. Okay,
Speaker 1: I know that part. You've got a friend in me.
Speaker 1: I like the crown. I just can I just give
Speaker 1: you a just the energy level. Just make sure you
Speaker 1: took note of that. Well. The song was, well, I
Speaker 1: guess you're just slow too, though, wasn't. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: making your own. You just started to scream, scream a lot.
Speaker 1: I didn't scream at all. I sang the whole time. No,
Speaker 1: it's passionate, it's okay, the energy is down. It was
Speaker 1: like a metal version of Let it Go in a
Speaker 1: weird way. Yeah, um, Eddie, you're ready? Oh yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm ready. All right, what song do you want? I
Speaker 1: walk part of that? I want a little mermaid part
Speaker 1: of that world? Really? Oh yeah, that's not even called that,
Speaker 1: but what that part of your world? The world? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right, here we go for Eddie to compete in
Speaker 1: Disney Blind karaoke. Let's spare can you hear him? All right,
Speaker 1: let's go Eddie. Your song is Oh, you're gonna nail
Speaker 1: that part of your world? Yeah, can give me this stuff? Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Wow, I know it. I know it
Speaker 1: all right. Let's see. I've been singing this since I
Speaker 1: was thirteen years old. Ray, are you ready? I wouldn't
Speaker 1: admit to that. Let's go? Is that a prince over there?
Speaker 1: I'm a mermaid and I want to be up there
Speaker 1: with everyone else? Look at this stuff? Isn't it neat?
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you say my collections complete? Would you say I'm
Speaker 1: the girl, the girl that has everything. I've got kissets
Speaker 1: and gablets are plenty, I've got gizmos and passions gloy,
Speaker 1: I've got things that I don't even know what to
Speaker 1: call them any more. I thought that was the chorus,
Speaker 1: but I guess it's not. I want to be part
Speaker 1: of that world. Here we go, Here we go. I
Speaker 1: wanna be where the people are. I wanna walk on
Speaker 1: those what's gonna call it legs. I want to stand
Speaker 1: on the place they walk it's called a floor. I
Speaker 1: want to run, I want to talk. I want to
Speaker 1: sing on the board walk walk. I want to be
Speaker 1: not under the scene, but part of valor that was good.
Speaker 1: Under one song, you would have known all the words
Speaker 1: to is They're more? I don't know if I got
Speaker 1: any of those words, right, yeah, where they stay. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do We'll come back the judges and we
Speaker 1: have to all meet see our scores. Uh, it's a
Speaker 1: close one, always before what I have here. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: actually closer than I would have imagined. Some of the
Speaker 1: other judges a little different than I did. So coming
Speaker 1: in in last place in Dizney blind in last place
Speaker 1: because we did one through five with four total points
Speaker 1: is Amy? Wow? Amy, somebody gave you a two though, yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody gave you two and two people gave you one. Sorry,
Speaker 1: all right, sorry, last pays Amy. Next up? It's fine
Speaker 1: with seven points. Morgan, that's not very good with a score,
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna give him the order they were
Speaker 1: put here. But a two or two and a three Morgan, Hey,
Speaker 1: that's pretty good if that is me. Okay with with
Speaker 1: a score of seven, it is lunchbox. Yeah, Morgan was
Speaker 1: not very good at all. She said, like words the
Speaker 1: whole time, you don't think I'm made up? Let it
Speaker 1: go and screamed it like ten times are attacking her. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, why don't you take Eddie? I didn't think
Speaker 1: I won. Well, Eddie knew the song. So I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, well, well I'll say this one point separated
Speaker 1: you two? What one point? Yeah? Well you gotta be
Speaker 1: kidding me. I mean that was so good. No, between
Speaker 1: me and Eddie, it was like a nail biter. But
Speaker 1: Morgan number two she lost bad. Yeah, she shouldn't even
Speaker 1: been involved. Did you just take the l let it go?
Speaker 1: One person got a got a twelve, pine person got
Speaker 1: an eleven. Right there, that's close. The winner with twelve
Speaker 1: points and you'll get Oh, this one gets twenty dollars.
Speaker 1: The winner gets twenty dollars. And what you do with
Speaker 1: it it's your own judgment. But you don't I like
Speaker 1: you to do. Holler, holler, twenty dollars may come on go,
Speaker 1: but twelve points, Eddie, Yeah, get your money, Come get
Speaker 1: your money. Twenty dollars. Hey, Ray, if you'll turn that down,
Speaker 1: I want Eddie to holler. And Eddie gets a holler.
Speaker 1: Ye made him do that? All right, we'll come back.
Speaker 1: Get a secon YEO. Hold on, hold on, lunchbox yesteryear right,
Speaker 1: who gave me the highest score out of you three?
Speaker 1: Now he's mad, Bobby. I'm not saying anything. I figured
Speaker 1: you guys, don't have taste you guys. Mike, I thought
Speaker 1: you like rock music. I thought you liked that heavy metal.
Speaker 1: Man you're saying it was metal. I mean, what up? Dude?
Speaker 1: Scuba said Scuba loves Disney and said you disrespected the
Speaker 1: song Scoop was a weirdo about Disney, like a little bit. Okay,
Speaker 1: you lost, but I don't. I'm not gonna say who
Speaker 1: gave you the highest score, but it is what it is.
Speaker 1: Thanks Bobby, Thanks were understanding music and art art art
Speaker 1: talent passion. It's the best Bits of the week with
Speaker 1: Morgan number two. Some more exciting news for someone on
Speaker 1: the show this week. Abby is joining a band. She
Speaker 1: shared the big news on the show. They were supposed
Speaker 1: to have a gig. There was an update with the gig.
Speaker 1: Just a lot of things transpired out of this, but
Speaker 1: the bigger picture of all of it is that Abby
Speaker 1: announced she is joining a band in Nashville. No, she's
Speaker 1: not leaving the show, but this is something she's always
Speaker 1: really wanted to do. She wanted to pursue music when
Speaker 1: she first moved to Nashville, and obviously a lot of
Speaker 1: life has happened since then. But now it's finally happening
Speaker 1: that she gets to join a band and do some
Speaker 1: gigs and sing her heart out. So we're all super
Speaker 1: excited for her, except you know, of course, one person
Speaker 1: on the show, so you can hear how that announcement went.
Speaker 1: Number two. Okay, this next segment, when I saw it,
Speaker 1: I thought, Lunchbox is going to freak out. And I
Speaker 1: hate making it about him because it's not about him,
Speaker 1: but his reaction makes things about him even when it's
Speaker 1: not about him. So Abby has announcement that she'd like
Speaker 1: to make Abby our phone what I don't know, i'd
Speaker 1: but she hasn't said anything. Yeah, but it's gonna be something,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna really make me mad. What if she
Speaker 1: said she's gonna donate five your family and your roof
Speaker 1: may be good? Okay, that's not what it is. Okay, Abby,
Speaker 1: what is your announcement? Okay? So my friend texted me
Speaker 1: I haven't talked to her in a while, and she
Speaker 1: was like, one of my friends is looking or a
Speaker 1: female lead replacement in their band in Nashville. Are you interested?
Speaker 1: And I was like, tell me more. So I got
Speaker 1: together with them. We kind of played some music and
Speaker 1: I'm going to be in their band. Who yeah, and
Speaker 1: ask a couple of questions. So let me ask a
Speaker 1: couple of questions, Abby, will you be singing? Yes, background
Speaker 1: singing or front person. So when it's like a female song,
Speaker 1: I'll be doing the lead, and then like when it's
Speaker 1: the guy's song, I will be harmonizing. So you will
Speaker 1: be the front person. Yeah, one of the two front people.
Speaker 1: There's there's two guy lead singers. They kind of do
Speaker 1: like a harmony type deal like the Eagles. Kind of okay,
Speaker 1: like a three or four parts. It sounds like she's
Speaker 1: in the background. Then every once while they're gonna say, Abbe,
Speaker 1: step up here and sing. How many songs do you
Speaker 1: get to sing? Do you? Okay? So we have a
Speaker 1: four hour set tomorrow night, which is crazy, but I'll
Speaker 1: do twenty. Each guy does twenty, so there's sixty. She
Speaker 1: can sing twenty songs. She won't do Why do you
Speaker 1: say she won't do anything about this? No, no, I
Speaker 1: do because she can't her voice in in shape to
Speaker 1: do twenty songs. She'll be she won't be able to
Speaker 1: talk for two weeks. We rotate, so it's kind of
Speaker 1: like a writer's round, you know, like I'll sing mine,
Speaker 1: and then they have their songs like what do you have?
Speaker 1: What songs do you sing? I'm definitely gonna do you
Speaker 1: know the one that I always do, But Miranda, we're
Speaker 1: gonna do not an artist. What's a song that you're
Speaker 1: going to? A song? Um, I'm trying to think. Oh,
Speaker 1: born to Fly Sarah Evans? Oh gosh, she can't go
Speaker 1: that high? What do you like that song? Don't know
Speaker 1: how you and she was? Or Dixie Chicks Sarah Evans?
Speaker 1: Which Dixie's chick song with it? I just fly fly
Speaker 1: got it? Okay, that's a good one too. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: you're gonna do Sasin, How does that go? A little bit?
Speaker 1: You're not only I know it's early in the morning,
Speaker 1: but you can just do it lightly. Come on that?
Speaker 1: How do you way for Heaven? Nice? Come on lunch box?
Speaker 1: That's good? That was good? Yeah, okay? Or you guys
Speaker 1: planning and the airport. Actually it all read in the airport.
Speaker 1: Airport at the bar, Hey, that's a lot of people
Speaker 1: are interesting, Okay, a lot of people walking by, not
Speaker 1: paying attention going up. They're not good at the Mega,
Speaker 1: that's why they at the airport. Plenty of people that
Speaker 1: start at the name one person names you got it,
Speaker 1: go Morgan Wallen. He's saying at the Nashville Airport to
Speaker 1: get a start, I have no idea. Yeah, Luke Combs, Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: ch they did not. No, he did not start at
Speaker 1: the urban literally played at the airport baggage claim. I think, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's even worse. He did. He did for sure. He
Speaker 1: talked about on our show where people would come and
Speaker 1: get their bags and then they'll walk away and there
Speaker 1: be plan There'll be nobody there facts. I mean, I
Speaker 1: just saw this. They canceled a lot of flights at
Speaker 1: the National Airport tomorrow. I mean, just now, People like,
Speaker 1: never mind, I don't want to travel. I mean, guys,
Speaker 1: you are acting like she's in a real band. She joke.
Speaker 1: It's a joke. Noboddy is in what you call a
Speaker 1: real band until they are enough, okay, we'll call it
Speaker 1: a fake band. Fake. How many how many traveling dates
Speaker 1: you guys got this year she just joined? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: she is traveling. I have a question. Don't yell at her.
Speaker 1: It's a local band, Naville. But I didn't claim anything
Speaker 1: other than she she got in some great band that's
Speaker 1: gonna make it and they're traveling, and they got all
Speaker 1: these dates. She playing at the never said she was
Speaker 1: traveling from eleven until three o'clock in the afternoon when
Speaker 1: no one's paying attention. Are playing from the evening five
Speaker 1: to nine prime time. You're in airports dead at five o'clock. Guys,
Speaker 1: that's a gig rushower ever heard of it? You know what?
Speaker 1: He would also hate on me if I was traveling,
Speaker 1: he'd be like, how did she do that? She she's
Speaker 1: not good enough to be traveling in a band. Anybody'd
Speaker 1: a roadie. I mean, guys, this is hilarious. Groupie a roadie,
Speaker 1: she'll be doing the equipment and she was actually traveling
Speaker 1: got out. Yeah, hilarious. You guys like she got some
Speaker 1: big gigs. She's playing at the air I think it's awesome.
Speaker 1: That's like, that's a that's a step. That's I've always
Speaker 1: wanted to do that, singing in a band, harmonize. That's
Speaker 1: so cool. You're getting paid to go play music. I mean,
Speaker 1: you can go nowhere, but up the airport is the lowest,
Speaker 1: the low man. He's getting paid, right, Are you getting
Speaker 1: paid at me? Yes? How much? Your business? It is
Speaker 1: my business because I want to laugh at how that's
Speaker 1: not your business because you want to laugh at she's
Speaker 1: gonna spend four hours and make thirty dollars. But what
Speaker 1: if she's doing it for fun and she's enjoying it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can answer if you want, but you don't have to. Um.
Speaker 1: I don't really know how much. Um. And it's also tips.
Speaker 1: A lot is based on tips, and they say they
Speaker 1: tip well at the airport because they, you know, are
Speaker 1: like due requests. Okay, my question is is tomorrow your
Speaker 1: only date? That's it. You're filling You're filling in. They're
Speaker 1: trying her out because they weren't even give her the
Speaker 1: full time. Oh my god. Okay, we'll see where it goes.
Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna try. Let you act like god together, act
Speaker 1: like good people. Just go I'm good. Oh you're good.
Speaker 1: You get a record dealing a million dollars, everybody's got
Speaker 1: to start well. No, No, she's not good. That's the thing,
Speaker 1: you know what. She is probably the average airport singer
Speaker 1: nasally not very good, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be good because people aren't listen to me.
Speaker 1: I'm not why are you such a hater? I'm just
Speaker 1: telling you the truth. No, no, no, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: the truth. Here's here's how you look at airport singers.
Speaker 1: This is what the airport looks. I've heard some good
Speaker 1: singers at the airport, and me too. I wish some
Speaker 1: big stars that they had. Nobody is over all the
Speaker 1: years we've been in here, always said, you know, I
Speaker 1: came to town and I started at the airport. No,
Speaker 1: they say I went to Urban did No he didn't.
Speaker 1: He said he did, just because you go. Yes, he
Speaker 1: plays the airport in Austin. Ye, Ray Benson, don't they Yeah? Yeah, okay, great, Yeah,
Speaker 1: where's his career right now at the airport. That's exactly
Speaker 1: the point. Out of money. I think they might own
Speaker 1: the restaurant they play. Okay, but what I say, we're
Speaker 1: gonna move on to have you have to let me
Speaker 1: make my point. I will let you get to it
Speaker 1: one second. Let me say some in the nights, because
Speaker 1: right now she's totally deflated. Abby. I think it's super cool.
Speaker 1: I think even if you got paid nothing, you are
Speaker 1: doing something that you want you that you want to do.
Speaker 1: That's all. That's what it's all about. Yeah, is you
Speaker 1: chasing a dream or having a hobby? Or just taking
Speaker 1: time and filling it with doing something you love and
Speaker 1: for that, I think it's awesome and I actually love it.
Speaker 1: For you, Oh, thank you, You're welcome. Do you know
Speaker 1: any other songs you're gonna sing? Not really? My Church
Speaker 1: by Maren kind of a hard one. Yeah, let's hear it. No,
Speaker 1: we're gonna make fun of me. It's true. It's a
Speaker 1: no win. It's a no win. It is. It's no win. Um, lunchbox.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you about two minutes now, few minutes. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is a Ted talk and he's already made his point.
Speaker 1: He's gonna say same thing over and over here. You
Speaker 1: don't you know what I'm gonna say? You have one minute?
Speaker 1: What am I gonna say anything? One minute on the
Speaker 1: clock starting now? Oh my gosh. The point of airpoints
Speaker 1: airport singers is they don't have to be very good.
Speaker 1: Why Because a people aren't paying attention, and people are
Speaker 1: in a good mood at the airport because they're getting
Speaker 1: to go on vacation, they're traveling, so you know what,
Speaker 1: the music doesn't have to be good. They're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: oh that's great because they're in a good mood still
Speaker 1: the airport. I'm never gonna get move the airport when
Speaker 1: you're going on vacation. You're not a good moode the
Speaker 1: airport exactly. Okay, Well, then angry people are gonna be
Speaker 1: even more. He's gonna get beer throne in her. But
Speaker 1: that's why they get crappy singers in the airport. And
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, they don't have to be good because
Speaker 1: no one cares. We're only staying for three minutes because
Speaker 1: I gotta catch my flight. It's time up. Feel like
Speaker 1: it should be just I am you still time in
Speaker 1: the clock? Are you gonna go support her at theraport?
Speaker 1: Wish I had a flighty right. I wish I was
Speaker 1: flying out because but I can't. I may buy a
Speaker 1: ticket just to go boom Okay, oh god, I feel
Speaker 1: like that's all there. Abby. Congratulations. What's the name of
Speaker 1: your band? Good question? Um, we don't even question, shou say,
Speaker 1: we don't have to. How about this? If I'm gonna
Speaker 1: wait things, if you make the band, then you can
Speaker 1: say it. Yeah, so are they gonna let you sing?
Speaker 1: And then then after we'd be like you're in the band. Yeah?
Speaker 1: They could be the weddings too, so you know what,
Speaker 1: you know what they're doing. They were hoping Abby was
Speaker 1: going to say their band name always gonna buy tickets
Speaker 1: to an airport band. You can't buy tickets to an
Speaker 1: airport band. The terminal they are. They're they're using Abby
Speaker 1: to get their name out there and hopefully maybe you
Speaker 1: said they booked weddings. Hopefully they book more weddings because
Speaker 1: they have Abbey. So that's what Abby is. She is
Speaker 1: being used. She's a prawn in their game. Is this
Speaker 1: your new theory? You've had like nine theories so far.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of theories and nailed them all. They
Speaker 1: play all over Nashville. This just happens to be the
Speaker 1: gig that is next that I'm in. Good luck, Abby,
Speaker 1: play the Golden Growl too happy. You must posted on
Speaker 1: the other gigs so we can maybe support you, you know.
Speaker 1: I thank you Abby, a good show. I'm excited for you.
Speaker 1: Don't let it hater bring you down. I am not.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear anything. To sing your heart out and
Speaker 1: have fun. Okay, Okay, I will, okay. This is like
Speaker 1: a dream for her and he's just her dream was
Speaker 1: to play at the airport. I think dream was never
Speaker 1: record play at the airport. Let's not to have a
Speaker 1: record what you've never said? He is like delusional. You
Speaker 1: said you came to Nashville to do music. That was
Speaker 1: back then, like nine years ago, so now all your
Speaker 1: dream changed. The airport singer, good job. It's the best
Speaker 1: bits of the week with Morgan. Number two and of
Speaker 1: course Eddie taking his pre lifeguard test happened on the
Speaker 1: show this week. So Eddie's been talking about wanting to
Speaker 1: brush off his lifeguard skills and become a lifeguard because
Speaker 1: they're in short supply right now, and so he thought,
Speaker 1: you know, why not even after years later, it feels
Speaker 1: like he could be a lifeguard. So he went and
Speaker 1: took a preliminary lifeguard test. There was three different tests
Speaker 1: and oh, I mean, you know, the first one didn't
Speaker 1: start off too good, but the rest of them he
Speaker 1: did pretty solid. And if you want to see that
Speaker 1: full video, it's amazing. Just as good as listening to it.
Speaker 1: It's watching and we have the whole thing of it
Speaker 1: all happening at Bobby Bones dot com. But right now,
Speaker 1: this is the number one bit of the week is
Speaker 1: Eddie's preliminary lifeguard test. Number one Eddie's about to take
Speaker 1: a lifeguard test. He used to be a lifeguard. What
Speaker 1: do you have three saves under your belt? Eddie? That's right.
Speaker 1: One was a single save bones and the other one
Speaker 1: was a double saved two people at the same time.
Speaker 1: How long has it been, though, since you've been a lifeguard.
Speaker 1: I mean that was like nineteen ninety seven, bug, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a long time. So it started because Eddie was reading
Speaker 1: us a story and said there's a big lifeguard shortage.
Speaker 1: And then they made pretty good money, and so Eddie says,
Speaker 1: I can go be a lifeguard again. So to do that,
Speaker 1: he's got to pass the lifeguard training. And for our listeners,
Speaker 1: if I can describe to you what Eddie looks like
Speaker 1: right now. He is shirtless. He's got a pair of
Speaker 1: Swiman trunks on. I like the trunks. They're like palm trees,
Speaker 1: black palm trees and like orange and blue and all.
Speaker 1: It's good. It's a good look for you, buddy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. I mean I think normal lifeguards would wear
Speaker 1: like lifeguard red with a white cross on it, but
Speaker 1: not me. I'm going to Hawaiians though. Yeah, you're like
Speaker 1: young and cool lifeguard. So Eddie's at a pool right now,
Speaker 1: and we have three tests he's gonna do this hour.
Speaker 1: He's going to do something called the brick test, Eddie,
Speaker 1: what's the brick test? This is a twelve pound brick
Speaker 1: and it's already underwater right now. You can see it,
Speaker 1: and I've got to go down bones, retrieve it and
Speaker 1: bring it up as if it's a person. Oh, that's all.
Speaker 1: Just one break. Just save it. Yeah, just save it.
Speaker 1: That's it. Oh, mouth to mouth or anything. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: just save it. Bring it out of the water. Maybe
Speaker 1: you do that though, that'll get your reel clicks. Make
Speaker 1: it with a break, mouth to mouth, with a break. Yeah,
Speaker 1: got lovely brick. Yeah. Next up is tread water. Now,
Speaker 1: what's the rules of this one? This is two minutes
Speaker 1: straight of treading water. I can't grab anything. It's me
Speaker 1: in the middle of the water, just moving my feet,
Speaker 1: saying about keeping my head above water. No arms treadwater.
Speaker 1: I can use my arms right, Oh no, it says
Speaker 1: no arms. Oh my arms have to be about my head.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that, dang it. Okay, Yeah, I like
Speaker 1: that one. That's good, okay. And then there's this one,
Speaker 1: which is swim some distance what's the distance you're gonna swim? Now, dude,
Speaker 1: this is two hundred yards continuously. I can't stop. That's
Speaker 1: two football fields and I cannot stop. Okay, so we're
Speaker 1: gonna do this one first. Now, how are you gonna
Speaker 1: get in the water? Somebody gonna get on with me? Yes?
Speaker 1: Do you want scuba? Yeah, let me have scuba. But
Speaker 1: Scooba steves with Eddie right now. There you go, Eddie,
Speaker 1: go ahead and get yourself in the water. Eddie's gonna
Speaker 1: do two hundred yards continuously. Now, I do feel like
Speaker 1: I can go to song here and he won't be done.
Speaker 1: So this is what we're gonna do. Is he in
Speaker 1: the pool? Now? He is not? Eddie? Want to jump
Speaker 1: in right now? I want to hear him splash and
Speaker 1: put it on speaker real quick. Yeah, alright, jump in
Speaker 1: three two, one, Okay. This is not stunt water. This
Speaker 1: is real water, folks. Eddie is at Nashville Shores. By
Speaker 1: the way, say family fund if you ever come to
Speaker 1: Nashville and you want to go to Nashville Shores Eddie
Speaker 1: aska how he is feeling right now? Eddie? How you feeling?
Speaker 1: Did he stretch? No? No, stretch? What what what he's
Speaker 1: really going to drown. He already looks like you're struggling. Okay,
Speaker 1: we have two hundred yards continuously. We are going to
Speaker 1: play this song. I'll start, Eddie and we'll take like
Speaker 1: ten seconds. No one go to song. Okay, Scooba, all right,
Speaker 1: let's do it. All right. Here we go on your mark,
Speaker 1: get set, swim all right and there he goes. Pretty
Speaker 1: good swimmer though, look at him. Yeahs like a fish.
Speaker 1: So he's gonna do two hundred yards. He's about a
Speaker 1: third of the way through the first lap, like the lane.
Speaker 1: Eddie's in the middle of taking a lifeguard test to
Speaker 1: see if he still has it. He's forty two. I've
Speaker 1: been a lifeguard since ninety seven. He had to swim
Speaker 1: two hundred yards continuously. It's it's eight laps at the pool.
Speaker 1: He's about to finish six, and he is struggling like
Speaker 1: he is standing at the stop and waiting for the
Speaker 1: struggle bus to pick him up. I mean, he's hurting.
Speaker 1: How's the Scooba, how's he doing? He's going so slow,
Speaker 1: so slow. That's like a leisure swimming day for him.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's doing. If someone were needing
Speaker 1: his hub. They wouldn't get it. Ask him how he
Speaker 1: feels right now? Okay, he's on number seven, so one
Speaker 1: more to go, Eddie, how are you feeling at number seven?
Speaker 1: He can't feel his arms. Suck it up, Let's go.
Speaker 1: You got this, hey, yes, tell him pain is temporary,
Speaker 1: but the pride of being a lifeguard will last forever.
Speaker 1: Pain is temporary, but the pride of being a lifeguard
Speaker 1: last forever. Where's the encouragement from Bobby? All Right? He
Speaker 1: got the wall boom, He's got one more lap to go.
Speaker 1: He's turning now, all right, tell him a last lap.
Speaker 1: Once he's done with this, he'll be happy. Finished. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know he's hurting him. Now pick up the pace, Eddie.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Eddy's on his last lap. I don't hear
Speaker 1: anybody to scrimma drop the phone in the pool? I
Speaker 1: think so. No, I'm here now. He's breathing heavily. Eddie
Speaker 1: is at the halfway point of his last lap. He's
Speaker 1: doing the butterfly stroke at the breast broke. Actually right,
Speaker 1: Brella to suck it up in freestyle. He's almost there.
Speaker 1: Get there quicker and let's go, buddy, you got it?
Speaker 1: Come on end it strong. I need my lifeguard to
Speaker 1: save a life. Come on, that's the wall. He did eight.
Speaker 1: There it is, he got it, he got all right?
Speaker 1: All right, heat there, okay, now let me talk. Let
Speaker 1: me talk to him as for him to breathe relax.
Speaker 1: Here you ready? Hey, how you feel? Excuse me, I'm ahead.
Speaker 1: I can barely breathe that My arms feel like jelly.
Speaker 1: M So after that first test what you passed? By
Speaker 1: the way, do you do you still feel like you
Speaker 1: could be a lifeguard? Yeah? Because for sure I can
Speaker 1: pick up that brick out of the water, no problem.
Speaker 1: And I guess if you're if you're a pool, you
Speaker 1: don't need this onewo hundred yards continuously. They're just that's
Speaker 1: just like a long time, right. And the good news
Speaker 1: is the next test is the treadwater. He doesn't need
Speaker 1: his arms. Well, we're gonna do the brick first, or
Speaker 1: do the brick and then we're gonna do the treadwater test.
Speaker 1: So one test down, two to go. So far, Eddie,
Speaker 1: you can be a lifeguard. How do you feel? I
Speaker 1: feel great? You know what, I still got it? I
Speaker 1: still got it. Well, you got one third of it
Speaker 1: and barely very slowly. Let's let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Speaker 1: We're in the middle of Eddie seeing if he can
Speaker 1: still be a lifeguard. You know, we were talking about
Speaker 1: the lifeguard shortage all over the country. Polls are closed,
Speaker 1: like we're not enough life guards. So they're even offering
Speaker 1: like twenty bucks an hour in some places. And Eddie said,
Speaker 1: I could do that. I used to be a lifeguard.
Speaker 1: And so we said, then go take the test. Amy,
Speaker 1: how'd you think he did in this two hundred yards swim.
Speaker 1: I'm worried. Yeah, I think that was the hardest one though.
Speaker 1: So Eddie swam two hundred yards continuously, very slow, but
Speaker 1: he did and stop and he's here to talk about it.
Speaker 1: He lived through it, Eddie physically. How are you doing
Speaker 1: right now? I'm gas. I'm gas, dude, I'm tired. And
Speaker 1: from what I remember these old tests, I would have
Speaker 1: like breaks in between each segment. Now I just finished
Speaker 1: the two hundreds. I'm about to jump in and get
Speaker 1: a break. Now you had five minutes, Bud. Yeah, but dude,
Speaker 1: but I'm gas. That breast is not coming back anytime.
Speaker 1: So the brick test. Can you explain to me what
Speaker 1: you're about to do? At the pool right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So the brick's going to act as like a lifeless
Speaker 1: body under the pool. So I'm gonna jump in. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna hover over the brick, go down, retrieve it, and
Speaker 1: bring it back to the side as if it were
Speaker 1: a body. How do you bring it up? Do you
Speaker 1: like between your knees? Do you hold it above your
Speaker 1: head with my hands? Well? No, I know that, but like,
Speaker 1: can you you create it like a baby when you like,
Speaker 1: how do you bring it up from the water? Is
Speaker 1: there a technique to this? I think I'm going to
Speaker 1: hoist it like it's a trophy, like the Stanley cup
Speaker 1: above your head. You have to come up with it
Speaker 1: above your head. Correct. Do you feel like you can
Speaker 1: do this? Yeah? Absolutely, this one. I can do it.
Speaker 1: And the bricks like twelve to fifteen pounds, So this
Speaker 1: is like if a baby was at the bottom of
Speaker 1: the pool. Well, no, bones, you're wrong. Underwater two pound
Speaker 1: man is the same as a twelve pound bricks, so
Speaker 1: he can I don't know that that's accurate because the body,
Speaker 1: the body is longer. It's gonna yeah, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know that this is a gravity situation. Now do they
Speaker 1: put the brick in the middle of the pool. How
Speaker 1: do they do the brick, Eddie? How cames the brick out?
Speaker 1: What depth the brisk probably about twenty feet away? Twenty
Speaker 1: feet away? And how deep stick? Six feet deep? So
Speaker 1: you can almost touch okay, so you can almost touch
Speaker 1: the bottom and just get it with your toes. I
Speaker 1: can't do that. I have to go down and get
Speaker 1: it with my actual hands and the hoist food up.
Speaker 1: All right, here's Eddie in stage two of the lifeguard test.
Speaker 1: He's gonna go on grab a twelve pound brick, hoisted
Speaker 1: up and saved the bricks life. We're all concerned about
Speaker 1: the brick. It's been on water for a long time, Eddie.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? I want to hear a splash? Here
Speaker 1: we go three, two one, get that brick, all right,
Speaker 1: there he goes. He is in. He is gassed. He's
Speaker 1: not even being aggressive to get the break. Brick is dying.
Speaker 1: Oh now he went under the that's a weird body
Speaker 1: to go under water. He went underwater butt first, head first. God,
Speaker 1: that was it is really easy. He got it, no problem. Okay,
Speaker 1: he swid it back right now. Good job. Why struggling
Speaker 1: face looks like he's going to the bathroom. You look
Speaker 1: like injured. You saved the brick, dude, whoa how you feel?
Speaker 1: I feel great. I just saved the life. Now I
Speaker 1: have three fourth saves total. No, that doesn't count as
Speaker 1: a save. Okay, oh that seemed pretty easy. Like I
Speaker 1: felt like your technique was weird. But has you got
Speaker 1: over the brick as you were doggy paddle and then
Speaker 1: you went down with your butt first. Guys, at what point?
Speaker 1: At what point are you gonna not say that looked
Speaker 1: easy and say, hey, I did a good job and
Speaker 1: I made it look us But shouldn't you go like,
Speaker 1: head first down to the brick. Can I talk to
Speaker 1: somebody who knows what they're doing there? Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: Joe the GM and National Shores. Hey, Joe, shouldn't Eddie
Speaker 1: have gone head first and got that brick? No? Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Safety comes first our lifeguards, you know, their safety comes first,
Speaker 1: So they have to go down feet first. This way
Speaker 1: as the guests to struggle and they can't grab his
Speaker 1: head and yank him down. Yeah, then we need a
Speaker 1: role change on that one. But okay, I go with you, Joe.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're right. We don't know anything. It looked awkward,
Speaker 1: But I guess Eddie did it right. Okay, he did
Speaker 1: it right. That's number two. Now we're gonna play a
Speaker 1: song and come back in a second. On the other
Speaker 1: side of this, Eddie could be Eddie stole in the water.
Speaker 1: But can you hear me, Eddie? I can hear you.
Speaker 1: The most difficult test, Eddie's gonna have to treadwater without
Speaker 1: using his arms for two minutes. All eggs now, He's
Speaker 1: already swam two hundred He saved a bricks life. Can
Speaker 1: he treadwater for two minutes with arms? It's definitely it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a hard one. Yeah, yeah, okay, Eddie, can
Speaker 1: you hold I'm is there a lifeguard there for you
Speaker 1: making sure you don't drown? Absolutely, there's three of them.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's good. Perfect, that's good. The final part
Speaker 1: of the test to tread water for two minutes without
Speaker 1: using his arms. Now, he swammed two hundred yards continuously barely.
Speaker 1: He did pass that. He saved the crap out of
Speaker 1: a brick, No doubt about that one. That brick is
Speaker 1: so safe right now. Awesome. The final part of the
Speaker 1: test is two minutes of water treading no arms. How
Speaker 1: do you feel eddie. I'm a little nervous about this phone.
Speaker 1: What's the form of this? Where where do your arms go?
Speaker 1: So just above my above my head kind of like
Speaker 1: I guess I'm like, oh, freeze, you're about to get arrested. Okay,
Speaker 1: so oh your hands are up, Like put your hands up. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: you have to tread water for two minutes like that.
Speaker 1: I know. My technique is to move my legs in
Speaker 1: a circular, but dude, I'm telling my legs so tired. Remember,
Speaker 1: somebody's life should stake here. Hey, there's another brick. Think
Speaker 1: of that brick you're gonna save again. I've already talked
Speaker 1: to my lifeguard Ari. She's watching, so she's ready too.
Speaker 1: If you pass this, you can be a lifeguard though,
Speaker 1: so think about that. Yeah, I mean some places are
Speaker 1: offering five hundred dollars signing bonuses, and that's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: Guys like I'm an elder. I'm like forty three years old,
Speaker 1: so I already am gonna get paid and post more
Speaker 1: than any other lifeguard because of experience, my age experience,
Speaker 1: I can probably go straight to manager. I don't know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know about that, but anyway, here's Eddie. He's
Speaker 1: gonna do two minutes? How far? How long do you
Speaker 1: think he goes? Amy, make your pick now, I think
Speaker 1: he does it. Lunchbox fifty five seconds? What that is?
Speaker 1: I don't even know. If any can stand here and
Speaker 1: hold his head arts above his head for two minutes,
Speaker 1: he's going to It's going to be very hard, but
Speaker 1: I think he can do it. Because so if his
Speaker 1: head goes under the water, the lifeguard has to jump
Speaker 1: in right, like, oh, that would be hilarious. They don't.
Speaker 1: They don't say, Eddie, stop. They have to go in
Speaker 1: and say I'm saying like I'm worried about his head
Speaker 1: like a bomber going under the water, and just that's
Speaker 1: when you gotta go get him. But don't touch the ground,
Speaker 1: Daddy with your feet either, because the pull six foot
Speaker 1: right and I'm not shooting. Okay, are we ready? We
Speaker 1: have two minutes on the clock. If you can do it, Eddie,
Speaker 1: if you believe you can do it, you will know.
Speaker 1: Eddie's not like an eye of the tiger guy just generally,
Speaker 1: you know, whenever a marathon's. When I was training for that,
Speaker 1: my coach said it was seventy five percent mental so like, my,
Speaker 1: you know, so he can do this, Eddie, I I
Speaker 1: want you to do it. I was gonna say, have faith.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I want I want you to
Speaker 1: what what do you think? Seriously? Oh my gosh, he
Speaker 1: needs you to believe in him. Now he's asking me.
Speaker 1: I'll answer by thirty seconds and he he'll be like,
Speaker 1: I can't do it. He's gonna be so hard. This
Speaker 1: is hard, this is so hard. All Right, we go,
Speaker 1: Eddie taking his lifeguard test. Eddie, are you ready? That
Speaker 1: time starts in five four three two? Go? All right? Good?
Speaker 1: Off the wall. We've timed it. He's off the wall.
Speaker 1: His hands are in the air. Oh gosh, I don't know. Guys,
Speaker 1: he's kicking his leg. He looks miserable already. He's four
Speaker 1: seconds into it. All right, we're at fifteen seconds. You
Speaker 1: can do it, Eddie. Looks like he's in serious pain.
Speaker 1: How does he feel, scuba? He's like slowly fading into
Speaker 1: the water. You have his arms out of the water,
Speaker 1: only his hands out of the water and his arms.
Speaker 1: Get your arms out, buddy, arms up. All right, he said,
Speaker 1: forty seconds, so good for him. Always starting to drink
Speaker 1: a little water now, ask ask him how he's doing.
Speaker 1: That's how he's doing. All right, he's at fifty seconds, Eddie.
Speaker 1: You think you can make two minutes? Absolutely okay, then
Speaker 1: he probably can't if he feels like right now he can't. Great,
Speaker 1: he's now at one minute. Get your arms in the air, Eddie.
Speaker 1: All that's only your hands, Edie. Your arms are in
Speaker 1: the water. Arms up, that one thing I will give him.
Speaker 1: His hands are still out of the water. But that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. His arms aren't out of the there
Speaker 1: you go there, you know, put your arms out of
Speaker 1: the water, and his arms went up. He went down.
Speaker 1: He put your arms out. I think I didn't think
Speaker 1: he would fail. If he really hold his arm. He's
Speaker 1: got thirty thirty five seconds in or left left. Put
Speaker 1: your arms out, Betty. Oh he's under Oh he's out
Speaker 1: twenty five seconds left, arms up. He's lose the sea
Speaker 1: legs for sure. His legs are not moving as much
Speaker 1: as they were. He's got ten seconds nine eight seven, six,
Speaker 1: five four three two sort of sort of does that count?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I need to talk to the judges
Speaker 1: because his arms were not out of the water. Hole, Joe,
Speaker 1: I'm here. We were watching, would you have let him
Speaker 1: be a lifeguard? Because only his hands were out of
Speaker 1: the water. His arms weren't. His arms don't out because
Speaker 1: when you're on the surface and you're holding somebody's head,
Speaker 1: that's really all it is is your hands are just
Speaker 1: abub So I think he passed. He thought to pass
Speaker 1: the whole class, but he would at least be allowed
Speaker 1: into the class. Now, oh so that's just the physical
Speaker 1: portion to be allowed into the class. This is just
Speaker 1: the pre red This is just to say you can
Speaker 1: do this stuff and then we teach you the rep.
Speaker 1: Do you think you would hire Eddie as a lifeguard.
Speaker 1: I think he would be a good lifeguard. Yeah, as
Speaker 1: a manager, right, Jeff? Yeah, absolutely? Hey, looky there he is.
Speaker 1: There's our guys guy. He did it, Eddie. How do
Speaker 1: you feel? Did I feel good? I feel yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How do you really feel? Did I feel really good? Honestly?
Speaker 1: I mean I haven't been to a pool in a
Speaker 1: couple of years without a beer in my hand. So
Speaker 1: the fact that I can come still do this, I
Speaker 1: feel really proud of myself. All right, well, hey, get
Speaker 1: that signing bonus, Go get your lifeguard on. It's our Hey,
Speaker 1: we go someone with Eddie. We know we're in safe hands.
Speaker 1: Guys talking about that's awesome, big round of plaus re Eddie,
Speaker 1: get it, Eddie. Were proud of you, buddy. It's the
Speaker 1: best bits of the week with Morgan number two. I
Speaker 1: hope you guys all have such a fabulous holiday weekend.
Speaker 1: Thank you for spending some of it with me. I
Speaker 1: hope you spend the rest of it with your family
Speaker 1: and friends and enjoy all the food and all the
Speaker 1: exciting things that you guys want, and I just hope
Speaker 1: it's the best weekend ever. Holiday weekends are so much
Speaker 1: fun as you get older because you just realize how
Speaker 1: awesome it is to spend times with the ones you love.
Speaker 1: So enjoy it. I love y'all. We will see you
Speaker 1: guys soon. Talk to you guys soon. Bye, y'all.