WEBVTT - Weirdhouse Cinema Rewind: Shocking Dark

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you welcome to Weird House Cinema. Rewind. This is

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<v Speaker 1>Rob Lamb and today we are re airing our episode

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<v Speaker 1>from eight to twenty twenty four. It is Shocking Dark.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a nineteen eighty nine Aliens knockoff from the

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<v Speaker 1>director of Troll two. So you're in for a fun

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<v Speaker 1>ride with this film, and we have a pretty fun

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<v Speaker 1>discussion about it as well. So strap in here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Stuff to Blow your Mind, a production of iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey you welcome to Weird House Cinema.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Rob Lamb and I am Joe McCormick. And

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<v Speaker 3>today on Weird House Cinema we're going to be talking

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<v Speaker 3>about the nineteen eighty nine Aliens ripoff Shocking Dark, which

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<v Speaker 3>has got to be a new favorite for me. I've

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<v Speaker 3>never seen this before and it is top tier schlock.

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<v Speaker 3>This movie is It was such a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, I mean, this is bad movie. Caviare from

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<v Speaker 1>the screenwriters behind Troll two and the director of such

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<v Speaker 1>films as Zombie three and Robo Wars.

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<v Speaker 3>Singular rob or singular by my.

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<v Speaker 1>Mistake, Yes, Robo War. There was only ever one Robo War, but.

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<v Speaker 3>They didn't yet have James Cameron to come along and

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<v Speaker 3>write Robo War with a dollar sign after it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, this this one. I have to say, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a film that I actually absolutely has to be

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<v Speaker 1>seen to be believed. We we don't talk about bad

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<v Speaker 1>movies so much on Weird House. We're generally, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>very I would say, we're pretty forgiving. We're we're here

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<v Speaker 1>to lean into films and find find what works and

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<v Speaker 1>celebrate what works in a movie. Uh So, it may

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<v Speaker 1>have been a while since we watched something this schlocky, this,

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<v Speaker 1>but in its own way, this perfect because I think,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, one would be tempted to cast a film

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<v Speaker 1>like Shocking Dark as the mere antithesis of great filmmaking.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think you could also argue that this is

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<v Speaker 1>the reflected reverse image, and as such it's that same greatness.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just reversed, you know. It's Shocking Dark is stupendous,

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<v Speaker 1>and as such, I would argue it's more captivating than

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<v Speaker 1>most motion pictures. There's no lukewarm movie here to be

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<v Speaker 1>spat out and forgotten half finished. The experience, no matter what,

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be absolutely memorable.

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<v Speaker 3>I totally agree with that this is not a middle

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<v Speaker 3>of the road boring hack exercise. This is a jewel

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<v Speaker 3>of badness. It's the kind of badness that takes on

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<v Speaker 3>a form of genius. Like other other films of this

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<v Speaker 3>caliber we've talked about before, like troll To, like Plan

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<v Speaker 3>nine from Outer Space, like Highlander two. In many ways, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's right up there. This movie is so pleasurable,

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<v Speaker 3>and I think there will be a bunch of reasons

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<v Speaker 3>that we can get into. Some are harder to describe

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<v Speaker 3>than others, but we'll try to sort of lay out

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<v Speaker 3>a roadmap of the pleasures on offer here. But first,

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<v Speaker 3>since this movie is widely acknowledged to be a shameless

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<v Speaker 3>ripoff of at least one James Cameron movie, actually two

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<v Speaker 3>two James Cameron movies, I thought we should try to

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<v Speaker 3>place it within a kind of taxonomy of different ways

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<v Speaker 3>a movie can be thought of as a copycat or

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<v Speaker 3>a ripoff. All right, So, the first way I want

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<v Speaker 3>to think of a movie being a knockoff is the

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<v Speaker 3>marketing clone. And in this case, the actual substance of

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<v Speaker 3>the movie may have nothing to do with the film

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<v Speaker 3>that's being copied, but the market facing information about the film,

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<v Speaker 3>such as title poster or trailer tries to make the

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<v Speaker 3>movie seem related we did two, or identical to another

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<v Speaker 3>more successful movie. And there are actually a few different

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<v Speaker 3>ways you can do this. One example is sequels in

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<v Speaker 3>name only. An instance here is Troll two, which is

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<v Speaker 3>connected to the very same creators of Shocking Dark. Troll

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<v Speaker 3>two had nothing to do with the movie called Troll.

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<v Speaker 3>Movies like this are in neither form nor function actual

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<v Speaker 3>sequels to the original. They just illicitly slap a title

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<v Speaker 3>on there, like Zombie two or Terminator two. In this case,

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<v Speaker 3>they put it on the poster without permission and they

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<v Speaker 3>opened the box office.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and so like with this film, this film was

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<v Speaker 1>apparently shot as Shocking Dark, and it was a producer

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<v Speaker 1>level choice to then try and sell it as Terminator too.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think if everyone involved in making the film

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<v Speaker 1>realize like that was that was maybe even a step

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<v Speaker 1>step too far. You're not just not it's one thing

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<v Speaker 1>to call your film troll too, but to go after

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<v Speaker 1>to go in the wake of Terminators. They're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>here it is Terminator too. I know there's another Terminator

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<v Speaker 1>too coming out in a few months. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to say anything about that one, But why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>buy this?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Another way you can have a marketing clone is mockbusters,

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<v Speaker 3>movies that you know, as far as I can tell,

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<v Speaker 3>are trying to confuse people into buying the wrong DVD.

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<v Speaker 3>These were very popular in the late two thousands and

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<v Speaker 3>the twenty tens. So imagine a movie called trans Morphers

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<v Speaker 3>with DVD box art that looks very similar to Michael

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<v Speaker 3>Bay's Transformers. You can think of other examples like Atlantic

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<v Speaker 3>Rim and The Da Vinci Treasure. These movies may or

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<v Speaker 3>may not be similar to the target blockbuster in terms

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<v Speaker 3>of plot, character, or style. The point is that they

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<v Speaker 3>can be hard to tell apart before you watch them.

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<v Speaker 3>They're hard to tell apart like at the store, especially

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<v Speaker 3>maybe to like a grandparent buying a DC for their

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<v Speaker 3>grandchild or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's a kind of crass way you can approach

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<v Speaker 3>trying to steal the artistic or entertainment credibility of another film.

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<v Speaker 3>Another way you can have something that could be thought

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<v Speaker 3>of as a knockoff is the premise lifter. A lot

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<v Speaker 3>of copycat movies are like this, and I think it's

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<v Speaker 3>one of the most benign forms of copying in storytelling.

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<v Speaker 3>In this type of movie. You take the basic premise

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<v Speaker 3>or elevator pitch of a pre existing movie, but then

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<v Speaker 3>you take it in your own direction. So, for example,

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<v Speaker 3>a premise clone of the original Terminator might be a

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<v Speaker 3>movie about a killer robot that is transported from a

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<v Speaker 3>dystopian future back to the present to carry out a mission.

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<v Speaker 3>So you could have the same setup as the Terminator,

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<v Speaker 3>or at least the same setup as far as you know,

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<v Speaker 3>as far as it would sound in a sentence long pitch.

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<v Speaker 3>But then maybe the plot and the characters and execution

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<v Speaker 3>could be totally different. And there are even some quite

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<v Speaker 3>good movies in this category. I think a fresh take

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<v Speaker 3>on a familiar premise can be exciting and sometimes can

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<v Speaker 3>even be great art. Lots of examples of this category

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<v Speaker 3>don't even feel like copying. They might just be variations

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<v Speaker 3>on a theme or further exploring a new niche subgenre

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<v Speaker 3>in the example of Terminator. At this point, does Dangerous

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<v Speaker 3>Robot from the Future even really belong to James Cameron?

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<v Speaker 3>Or is that more just kind of a very specific

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<v Speaker 3>subgenre of sci fi?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I would agree.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, another way a movie might be thought of as

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<v Speaker 3>a copycat is what I would call the vibe repeater.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of Star Wars copycats are in this category.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't exactly lift all that much directly from Star

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<v Speaker 3>Wars in terms of semantic plot content, but instead they're

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<v Speaker 3>trying to copy, like the texture and the feeling of

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<v Speaker 3>Star Wars. So it's more the world, the ensemble, the

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<v Speaker 3>look and sound, the emotional range, and so forth. So

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<v Speaker 3>in the case of Star Wars vibe repeaters, you'd usually

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<v Speaker 3>get some kind of swashbuckling space adventure with a cast

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<v Speaker 3>of zany characters and morphologically diverse aliens, droids, bad guys

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<v Speaker 3>in scary helmets, rebels fighting against the odds, space battles, mysticism,

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<v Speaker 3>and things like that. So these movies try to copy

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<v Speaker 3>the texture and the feeling of another movie that's been successful,

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<v Speaker 3>more so than explicit details of the story or explicit

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<v Speaker 3>designs or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and a lot of the times, a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>the time it falls flat. To be honest, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>it depends on what you're copying. Like I would say,

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<v Speaker 1>in general, I've never seen a Star Wars vibe repeater

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<v Speaker 1>that gets the job done. But if I were to

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<v Speaker 1>look at say the various conan the Barbarian inspired movies. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>certainly none of them are on the level of Conan

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<v Speaker 1>in terms of cinematic quality, but like the general vibe

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<v Speaker 1>might be there. It's like, all right, you know, muscle

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<v Speaker 1>Barbarians and some of the similar or themes might be exploring.

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<v Speaker 1>It can work kind of like some of your better

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<v Speaker 1>mad macs of vibe repeaters can essentially get the job done.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree, yeah, yeah, okay, And then the final category

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<v Speaker 3>I would talk about is just the all out ripoff,

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<v Speaker 3>and this is the territory we're in with Shocking Dark.

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<v Speaker 3>Shocking Dark is indeed a marketing clone of Terminator. Specifically,

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<v Speaker 3>it is a sequel in name only that uses a

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<v Speaker 3>poster that looks exactly like the poster for Terminator. It

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<v Speaker 3>is both a premise lifter and a vibe repeater of Aliens.

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<v Speaker 3>It's taking the basic plot pitch, and it's also trying

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<v Speaker 3>to copy a lot of the texture and feeling of Aliens.

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<v Speaker 3>But it goes beyond any of these categories into outright

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<v Speaker 3>reproducing whole characters, situations, and scenes from Aliens, but with

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<v Speaker 3>a much lower budget and less finesse in terms of acting, writing, sets,

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<v Speaker 3>costumes and effects, and so it's actually a a pretty

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<v Speaker 3>interesting question to me. Why would you want to do that?

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<v Speaker 3>I can understand, I think all of the other categories,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I understand the mercenary money making appeal of the

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<v Speaker 3>marketing clone that is a cash grab. I understand the

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<v Speaker 3>creative appeal of taking a crack at a story premise

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<v Speaker 3>that has been done before, but doing it your own way.

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<v Speaker 3>It can be fun to work out your own unique

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<v Speaker 3>version of an idea. I understand wanting to capture the

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<v Speaker 3>vibes of a movie that you liked in the past,

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<v Speaker 3>but just do something different with it, you know, so

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<v Speaker 3>create a similar feeling that you have enjoyed yourself. But

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<v Speaker 3>I don't quite understand what is the appeal of just

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<v Speaker 3>taking the scene from Aliens where Burke leaves the face

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<v Speaker 3>hugger in the room with Ripley and Newt and reproducing

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<v Speaker 3>it essentially the same but less well within another movie.

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<v Speaker 3>That is a head scratcher for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, my only guess is that it basically

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<v Speaker 1>comes down to, like a producer level understand or misunderstanding

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<v Speaker 1>of what cinema is, you know, where it's just about

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<v Speaker 1>the cash grap It's not about what emotions the movie

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<v Speaker 1>can summon. It's not about the stories they can tell.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like, how much money can we make tomorrow

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<v Speaker 1>using the limited resources we have today?

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't even understand, So, like, what kind of

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<v Speaker 3>appeal do you think you're gonna sell more movie tickets

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<v Speaker 3>if you have a scene in your movie it's the

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<v Speaker 3>same as a scene from the other movie that made money,

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<v Speaker 3>do you know what I mean? Like, I don't even

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<v Speaker 3>know how that you think that translates into getting people

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<v Speaker 3>into the theaters or getting people to rented?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, I can only assume it was just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a product of the time, right. It must

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<v Speaker 1>have worked, right because they did it all the time

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<v Speaker 1>in B and C budget tali in cinema.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess so. But by the way, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>mean to say any of this to detegrate the experience

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<v Speaker 3>of Shocking Dark, because despite what you might regard as

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<v Speaker 3>it's creator of failures or crimes, it is an absolutely

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<v Speaker 3>brain melting good time. I can't recommend this movie enough

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<v Speaker 3>to people who like schlock movies.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, this is definitely so bad it's good territory. I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't I couldn't get my wife to watch it. She

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<v Speaker 1>was like, she kind of scratched her head with why

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<v Speaker 1>I would watch this in full. But if you enjoy bad,

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<v Speaker 1>schlocky movies, movies that are very rough around the edges,

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<v Speaker 1>then Shocking Dark is the film for you.

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<v Speaker 3>It feels like a movie built entirely out of first takes.

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<v Speaker 3>There are parts where actors literally screw up their lines

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<v Speaker 3>and then correct themselves, or they like miss a cue

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<v Speaker 3>and leave a long awkward pause before responding to someone

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<v Speaker 3>and just leave it in. That's in the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. We'll get into some specific examples of this too,

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<v Speaker 1>where it's just kind of like the camera's rolling, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get what we're gonna get, and yeah, it's in

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<v Speaker 1>the movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I love it. And then there are otherwise where

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<v Speaker 3>it's just hard to describe what is so funny and

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<v Speaker 3>pleasing about it. You just have to see it for yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a lot of little details about timing, editing, framing,

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<v Speaker 3>line delivery that are difficult to translate into words, but

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<v Speaker 3>you should see this once again. It is top shelf

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<v Speaker 3>shlock all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I have a quick elevator pitch, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>you have a longer one, but mine is simply we

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<v Speaker 1>have Aliens at Home. This movie of Aliens at Home.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's like what if aliens? But instead of a

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<v Speaker 3>terraforming colony on LV four twenty six, it's tunnels allegedly

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<v Speaker 3>underneath Venus. Does that even make sense to have tunnels

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<v Speaker 3>underneath Venics sounds like a flooding risk, But okay, So

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<v Speaker 3>it's tunnels underneath Venice, the city of Venice in Italy.

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<v Speaker 3>And then instead of colonial marines, you've got the Mega Force.

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<v Speaker 3>More on them later. And then instead of xenomorphs, you've

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<v Speaker 3>got bug eyed ooze hippos. And then instead of Whale

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<v Speaker 3>and you Tawni, you have the Tubular Corporation. And instead

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<v Speaker 3>of James Cameron, you have the guys who troll to

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<v Speaker 3>and robo war.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's go ahead and just listen to a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of the trailer audio for Shocking Dark.

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<v Speaker 4>They thought they were fighting only against aliens. They were

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<v Speaker 4>sure that they had won their battle, but they were mistaken.

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<v Speaker 4>Shocking Dark ferocious, indestructible, ruthless terminator, shocking starm.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, there, this is Joe with an insert from the future.

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<v Speaker 3>After we finished recording the episode, just thought back about

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<v Speaker 3>how Shocking Dark has a pretty unbelievable plot twist in

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<v Speaker 3>the last fifteen minutes or so, and we end up

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<v Speaker 3>talking about it without much warning in the episode. So

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<v Speaker 3>if you want to see the movie without having a

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<v Speaker 3>pretty bizarre surprise spoiled for you, you should watch it before

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<v Speaker 3>listening further. That's all.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. So at this point in the podcast, you

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<v Speaker 1>might be wondering, all right, how can I see Shocking Dark? Then? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Shocking Dark did not receive a proper release in the

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<v Speaker 1>US for a very long time, I think, for some

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<v Speaker 1>obvious reasons. But in twenty eighteen, the excellent Severn Films

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<v Speaker 1>put out the definitive Blu Ray edition, scanned in two

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<v Speaker 1>K from the director's cut negative discovered in a Rome

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<v Speaker 1>Lab vault. Plus, there are there a couple of fun

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<v Speaker 1>extras on the disc that I'll reference later. You can

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<v Speaker 1>buy this in most places, but you can also get

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<v Speaker 1>it off their website severin dot com. They do great releases.

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<v Speaker 1>In general, Shocking Dark is probably a film where you

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<v Speaker 1>can get by seeing it in a grungy format, but

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<v Speaker 1>I still think it's worth seeing in the best quality available.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that some of the streams you'll find out

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<v Speaker 1>there are on the official services that offer them. These

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<v Speaker 1>are also the Severin restoration, or at least you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the restoration that Severin films used in their release. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is what I watched. I rented it from Video

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<v Speaker 1>Drum here in Atlanta.

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<v Speaker 3>I am soon to own a disc of this, but

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<v Speaker 3>I watched a stream of it that was available through

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<v Speaker 3>I think scream Box, and it looked good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I bet it's the same restoration, because it is

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<v Speaker 1>worth stressing that it's a film with some things that

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<v Speaker 1>I think are worth seeing in high detail. The locations

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<v Speaker 1>they used and the I think one set that they

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<v Speaker 1>utilized late in the film. I think these are great.

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoyed seeing them, these performances, you know, respect the

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<v Speaker 1>actors involved here and see them in the highest format possible.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's talk about the people who made it.

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<v Speaker 1>The director's chair occupied by Bruno matte who of nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>thirty one through two thousand and seven Italian director of

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<v Speaker 1>B movies, exploitation films, and yes, shameless knockoffs. His story

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<v Speaker 1>is pretty endearing in a number of ways. Though his

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<v Speaker 1>father owned a film editing studio, so he grew up,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, in and around the business, and he has

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<v Speaker 1>various technical credits to go all the way back to

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<v Speaker 1>the Night to the early fifties. In sixty nine and seventy,

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<v Speaker 1>he worked as an editor on two Jess Franco films,

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<v Speaker 1>ninety nine Women and Count Dracula. That's the one that

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<v Speaker 1>had Christopher Lee in it with a mustache, and he

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<v Speaker 1>apparently did some uncredited directing on ninety nine Women. After this,

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<v Speaker 1>he directed a string of Italian sex comedies and exploitation

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<v Speaker 1>films leading up to nineteen eighties Hell of the Living Dead,

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<v Speaker 1>a Dawn of the Dead inspired zombie film featuring a

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<v Speaker 1>score by Goblin. Oh wow, Yeah, Now, don't be mistaken.

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<v Speaker 1>All of the exploitation projects continued in the background here.

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<v Speaker 1>But he also followed this up with eighty three's The

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<v Speaker 1>Seven Magnificent Gladiators, which starred Luf Forigno and Sybil Danning,

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<v Speaker 1>who guests were also in a Hercules movie that we watched,

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<v Speaker 1>and Brad Harris so I think was also in that

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<v Speaker 1>Hercules movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, they're trying to get some Magnificent seven juice into

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<v Speaker 3>the title of this gladiator. Is this a future Gladiators movie?

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<v Speaker 1>Ooh, that's a great question, I would say, given the timeframe.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like a seventy five percent chance that it takes

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<v Speaker 1>place in a post apocalyptic future. But I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>This could be This could be a Sword and Sandals picture.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he does have Luf Rigno in it, so

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<v Speaker 1>come the Hercules connection.

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<v Speaker 3>He could be a Roman gladiator or he could be

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<v Speaker 3>a cyber gladiator. Both makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>There's also eighty four's Rats Night of Terror that is

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<v Speaker 1>a post apocalyptic film with like Rats overrunning a post

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<v Speaker 1>apocalyptic city. Great and I think they used decaying sets

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<v Speaker 1>from more exterior sets from Once upon a Time in

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<v Speaker 1>America for that one. And then there's eighty seven's Double Target.

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<v Speaker 1>This had Miles O'Keefe in it, and Donald Pleasants.

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<v Speaker 3>Is Miles O'Keefe the guy from Atour.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay? Eighty seven Scalps and Strike Commandos starring Reb Brown,

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<v Speaker 1>eighty eight Zombie three, the nineteen eighty eight Predator ripoff

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<v Speaker 1>Robo War starring Reb Brown.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's one of my favorites. I used to put

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<v Speaker 3>Robo War on when I was like hanging out with

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<v Speaker 3>my D and D friends. I'd put it on on

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<v Speaker 3>mute because something often silly looking was happening on screen.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you watch that one, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 3>that's fun to sit through the entire time, because it

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<v Speaker 3>gets rather monotonous. There's just a lot of like running

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<v Speaker 3>around in the jungle and stuff, but there are some

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<v Speaker 3>quite funny dialogue moments in it.

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<v Speaker 1>The alien does not look as good as the predator

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<v Speaker 1>in our Predator franchise.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to say, no, it does not. I would

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<v Speaker 3>say that the the monster costumes in Shocking Dark are

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<v Speaker 3>much better than the monster monster suits and designs in

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<v Speaker 3>the other Bruno Matte and Claudio Fergoso movies I've seen.

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<v Speaker 1>Agreed, Agreed, We'll come back to those monsters in a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>But let's say, following Robo War, there's eighty eight Strike

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<v Speaker 1>Commando two, which has Richard Harris in it, and then

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<v Speaker 1>there's the nineteen ninety five Jaws knockoff, cruel Jaws and

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<v Speaker 1>much more.

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<v Speaker 3>No nice jaws around here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess by ninety five you got to come

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<v Speaker 1>up with new angles on your jaws knockoff. Anyway, what

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<v Speaker 1>your angle is that the shark is mean? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he wouldn't mean enough. Further, it's just an animal now,

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<v Speaker 1>he's mean, Okay, so Mittea continued working in low budget

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<v Speaker 1>horror until his death in two thousand and seven, and

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<v Speaker 1>I've read that he was, you know, working pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>extensively in the Philippines by that time.

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<v Speaker 3>I think Robo War was shot in the Philippines from what.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a jungle movie, right, yeah, all right, Now

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<v Speaker 1>onto the screenwriters. It is the husband and wife duo

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<v Speaker 1>of Rosella Drudi and Claudio Fragasso. He was born in

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<v Speaker 1>fifty one. They also wrote nineteen nineties, often exceeded but

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<v Speaker 1>never equaled, Troll two, which was our second selection ever

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<v Speaker 1>for Weird House Cinema.

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<v Speaker 3>A classic for a reason.

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<v Speaker 1>For Gaso's credited screenplays go back to around seventy four

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<v Speaker 1>and hers to nineteen eighty, but they frequently worked with

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<v Speaker 1>Bruno on such films as Hell as the Living Dead, Rats,

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<v Speaker 1>Night of Terror, Zombie three Strike, Commando two, and Robo War.

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<v Speaker 1>Now of their pictures, I've mainly just seen Troll two

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<v Speaker 1>and The Night Killer, as well as some behind the

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<v Speaker 1>scenes interviews with them, and it's always very interesting and

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<v Speaker 1>it always strikes me that they take their films very seriously.

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<v Speaker 1>So Troll two had aspirations of being a sort of cutting.

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<v Speaker 1>Critique of vegetarianism got them, and night Killer aspired to

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<v Speaker 1>be some sort of like serious psycho sexual thriller.

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<v Speaker 3>In some respects, night Killer is very funny but also gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't recommend. I can't recommend

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<v Speaker 1>night Killer to the average film viewer. It's more of

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<v Speaker 1>it's a deeper cut. Yeah, But I was curious, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there's going to be an interview on this disc from Severn,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, what's their take going to be

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<v Speaker 1>on it? Are they going to be, you know, very

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<v Speaker 1>serious about it or are they going to be upfront

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<v Speaker 1>about it being a knockoff? It's more of the latter.

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<v Speaker 1>They stressed. The producers put a put some very strict

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<v Speaker 1>parameters on this project. It needed to be a combination

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<v Speaker 1>of Aliens and the Terminator, and it needed to use

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<v Speaker 1>character names from those films. So you have a Sarah,

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<v Speaker 1>for instance, in this.

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<v Speaker 3>Picture, except she's the Ripley, right right, yeah, yeah, So

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<v Speaker 3>the Sarah Connor is the Ripley. And then there's a

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<v Speaker 3>Drake in it. Drake is one of the colonial marines

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<v Speaker 3>in Aliens, but instead they make him like a scientist

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<v Speaker 3>who has been driven insane by the monsters and like

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<v Speaker 3>has a scream from beyond space and time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they said that they actually pushed back as

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<v Speaker 1>much as they could, trying to inject some originality into

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<v Speaker 1>the script, but that neither they nor Bruno had any

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<v Speaker 1>control over the switch to the title Terminator too, when

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<v Speaker 1>the producer turned around and tried to sell it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I think maybe the direct copying of scenes from

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<v Speaker 3>Aliens makes more sense if like, these are just hired

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<v Speaker 3>guns and they are doing what the producers tell them

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<v Speaker 3>they have to do. Yeah, that makes sense. It's like

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<v Speaker 3>an order that is executed unthinkingly or maybe not unthinkingly

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<v Speaker 3>by the people executing it, but is given unthinkingly.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, But then part of the creative exercise here becomes Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's one thing to say, rip off Aliens and Terminator,

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<v Speaker 1>but then how do you do it with such a

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<v Speaker 1>limited budget. You can't, So you have to make up

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<v Speaker 1>new stuff. Even if you didn't want to, even if

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted to save all of your creative juices for

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<v Speaker 1>the next project that you have more investment in, You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to come up with something because you cannot.

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<v Speaker 1>You cannot reproduce Alien scene for scene, like you just

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<v Speaker 1>cannot do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not, though I've sort of already alluded to this,

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<v Speaker 3>but I think that the normally, when you're dealing with

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<v Speaker 3>the small budget, what you would expect to be the

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<v Speaker 3>weakest link in the movie is the technical realization, like

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<v Speaker 3>the you know, the special effects and the monster costumes

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<v Speaker 3>and the sets. But I don't think that is the

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<v Speaker 3>weakest link here. I think that is, you know, some

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<v Speaker 3>of the monster costumes kind of look okay, they're kind

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<v Speaker 3>of they're they're not as scary and realistic looking as

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<v Speaker 3>the xenomorph costumes, but they're fun, They're they're pretty good.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, clearly we link here is like the script

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<v Speaker 3>and the acting and the human elements.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree. Fergaso thought that the monster costumes were the

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<v Speaker 1>worst part, you know, like some of the atmosphere they created.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I thought the monsters were fine. There are

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<v Speaker 1>other glaring problems here. Drew, for her part, said that

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't like the film, was slightly mystified that people

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<v Speaker 1>did like it, but was generally like glad that the

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<v Speaker 1>film made people happy, and she commented that there was

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<v Speaker 1>too much dialogue patting in the film, like they just

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<v Speaker 1>they had to they had to fill up a certain

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<v Speaker 1>amount of runtime, and you know, you can't just do

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<v Speaker 1>effects and shotgun blasts the whole time. You've got to

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<v Speaker 1>have some dialogue, and that there's too much of it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's some of my favorite stuff in the movie, when

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<v Speaker 3>it feels like the actors are just ad libbing to

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<v Speaker 3>stretch out a scene. And yeah, oh, that's some of

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<v Speaker 3>the best stuff, especially costers stuff in that regard.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh goodness, yes, I guess we'll get to hurt in

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<v Speaker 1>a minute. So anyway, the writers here, they seem to

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<v Speaker 1>have no illusions about the film. They're glad people liked it,

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<v Speaker 1>and they didn't disown it or anything, you know. So

0:26:04.200 --> 0:26:07.480
<v Speaker 1>it's a fun little interview. All right. Now, let's get

0:26:07.480 --> 0:26:10.200
<v Speaker 1>into the cast here. I'm going to start with really

0:26:10.760 --> 0:26:14.280
<v Speaker 1>our central protagonist here, our ripley, if you will. It

0:26:14.440 --> 0:26:18.439
<v Speaker 1>is the character Sarah, and she is played by Haven Tyler.

0:26:19.240 --> 0:26:22.480
<v Speaker 3>You know she is I don't think anybody could say

0:26:22.560 --> 0:26:25.439
<v Speaker 3>she is a good actress in this movie, but she

0:26:25.680 --> 0:26:30.600
<v Speaker 3>is likably bad. Like I found her bad performance was endearing.

0:26:31.200 --> 0:26:34.520
<v Speaker 1>This is Tyler's only acting credit. She was an American

0:26:34.600 --> 0:26:38.000
<v Speaker 1>college student studying abroad at the time and since she'd

0:26:38.000 --> 0:26:40.119
<v Speaker 1>done a little bit of modeling and she had in

0:26:40.160 --> 0:26:43.520
<v Speaker 1>the past done some school stage performances, she signed up

0:26:43.520 --> 0:26:46.040
<v Speaker 1>with a talent agency in Rome, which led to her

0:26:46.080 --> 0:26:49.960
<v Speaker 1>casting in this production. According to a twenty twenty one

0:26:50.040 --> 0:26:55.120
<v Speaker 1>interview with Fangoria magazine, this one was conducted by Michael Gengold.

0:26:56.240 --> 0:26:58.920
<v Speaker 1>Her audition was apparently just her screaming in a room,

0:27:00.520 --> 0:27:04.040
<v Speaker 1>and it's a really good interview. It's certainly worth worth

0:27:04.119 --> 0:27:06.520
<v Speaker 1>checking out for anyone interested in this picture. But she

0:27:06.880 --> 0:27:09.520
<v Speaker 1>reflects positively on the experience of making it, saying that

0:27:09.560 --> 0:27:12.320
<v Speaker 1>like most everyone was nice. The guy who oversaw the

0:27:12.400 --> 0:27:15.399
<v Speaker 1>munitions was really professional, which is something I have to

0:27:15.440 --> 0:27:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Amit is often on my mind these days when I

0:27:17.480 --> 0:27:19.719
<v Speaker 1>watch these older films with a bunch of guns in them,

0:27:19.760 --> 0:27:22.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, geez, I hope nobody was hurt or killed

0:27:22.720 --> 0:27:25.960
<v Speaker 1>making this. I hope they were. They were careful, So

0:27:26.000 --> 0:27:29.800
<v Speaker 1>it's always refreshing to hear something like that. I showed

0:27:30.000 --> 0:27:31.840
<v Speaker 1>my wife part of the movie and she observed that

0:27:31.920 --> 0:27:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Tyler bears a certain resemblance to contemporary actress Kate McKinnon. Ye,

0:27:36.760 --> 0:27:40.879
<v Speaker 1>she looks like yes, And of course the whole idea

0:27:40.960 --> 0:27:42.680
<v Speaker 1>was I think she was cass because she at least

0:27:42.760 --> 0:27:47.520
<v Speaker 1>vaguely to some degree, resembles Ripley. It looks like Sigourney Weaver.

0:27:47.920 --> 0:27:50.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't know sure why not.

0:27:50.480 --> 0:27:52.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to get there, but I don't quite see it.

0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:56.119
<v Speaker 3>But I respect that they tried, And you know what,

0:27:56.320 --> 0:27:58.400
<v Speaker 3>I feel like my judgment is going to continue because

0:27:58.440 --> 0:28:00.320
<v Speaker 3>now that I'm looking down the list of the other

0:28:00.359 --> 0:28:03.359
<v Speaker 3>actors we have to talk about, in almost every case,

0:28:03.400 --> 0:28:07.200
<v Speaker 3>I actually feel have the same judgment, which is likably bad,

0:28:07.440 --> 0:28:10.760
<v Speaker 3>not a good actor giving a very stiff, wooden performance.

0:28:10.840 --> 0:28:11.880
<v Speaker 3>But I like them a lot.

0:28:12.240 --> 0:28:14.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean really, you know, someone like Tyler. This

0:28:14.760 --> 0:28:17.960
<v Speaker 1>is her only film. Yeah, she've had very little experience.

0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:21.399
<v Speaker 1>This is a very green performance, but it's great, like

0:28:21.440 --> 0:28:24.640
<v Speaker 1>she gives it her all. It is perfect for this

0:28:24.720 --> 0:28:25.960
<v Speaker 1>film totally.

0:28:25.960 --> 0:28:28.280
<v Speaker 3>And another person on that wavelength is the actor who

0:28:28.359 --> 0:28:30.120
<v Speaker 3>plays Fuller, the company man.

0:28:30.680 --> 0:28:34.800
<v Speaker 1>Yes, Christopher Aarn's another American actor living in Italy at

0:28:34.840 --> 0:28:36.080
<v Speaker 1>the time. We haven't I don't think we've mentioned this,

0:28:36.119 --> 0:28:38.560
<v Speaker 1>but this is an Italian film, but all the dialogue

0:28:38.600 --> 0:28:41.880
<v Speaker 1>is in English. It was like shot in English, so

0:28:43.720 --> 0:28:47.320
<v Speaker 1>using a lot of American actors or Americans in general

0:28:47.360 --> 0:28:50.280
<v Speaker 1>that happened to be in Italy at the time. So

0:28:51.160 --> 0:28:54.200
<v Speaker 1>this guy's acting credits, though, stretch from nineteen eighty five

0:28:54.240 --> 0:28:57.560
<v Speaker 1>through around nineteen ninety nine. They include eighty eight Raiders

0:28:57.680 --> 0:29:02.280
<v Speaker 1>of the Magic Ivory, Anyone, Top Gun Knockoff with Aliens

0:29:02.280 --> 0:29:05.880
<v Speaker 1>and David Warner, Blue Tornado nineteen ninety one, is Beyond

0:29:06.080 --> 0:29:09.440
<v Speaker 1>Justice with Rudger Howard and Elliott Gould, and finally a

0:29:09.520 --> 0:29:12.360
<v Speaker 1>bit part A is a Goths soldier in the nineteen

0:29:12.440 --> 0:29:16.040
<v Speaker 1>ninety nine all star Julie Taymoor film Titus, produced in

0:29:16.080 --> 0:29:17.080
<v Speaker 1>part by Steve Bannett.

0:29:17.880 --> 0:29:22.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's come up before. I don't remember him from Titus, though.

0:29:22.320 --> 0:29:24.800
<v Speaker 1>I think it's a bit part you know, God Soldier

0:29:24.920 --> 0:29:26.760
<v Speaker 1>or God's Soldier Never Won or something, you know.

0:29:27.280 --> 0:29:29.880
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So my read on this guy is that they

0:29:29.960 --> 0:29:33.600
<v Speaker 3>told him you are the bad guy, be mean, and

0:29:33.680 --> 0:29:39.600
<v Speaker 3>so in every single moment, every single line, every single

0:29:40.480 --> 0:29:44.520
<v Speaker 3>second that the camera is on him, he is sneering. Yeah,

0:29:44.600 --> 0:29:47.600
<v Speaker 3>he's just like. It is one of the most over

0:29:47.640 --> 0:29:51.600
<v Speaker 3>the top villain performances I've ever seen. I don't think

0:29:51.640 --> 0:29:53.400
<v Speaker 3>he ever cracks a smile.

0:29:53.640 --> 0:29:58.560
<v Speaker 1>He is just like, Yeah, he's like every scene he's

0:29:58.560 --> 0:30:02.600
<v Speaker 1>making that. You know, sometimes you see people who's like

0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:04.280
<v Speaker 1>their idea for a headshot is they need to look

0:30:04.320 --> 0:30:05.800
<v Speaker 1>mean in all of them. They need to look like

0:30:05.800 --> 0:30:08.440
<v Speaker 1>like very stern and not smile. That's his whole vibe,

0:30:08.520 --> 0:30:09.160
<v Speaker 1>the whole picture.

0:30:09.400 --> 0:30:11.760
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, that's off to him.

0:30:12.760 --> 0:30:16.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a he commits the part. It's fun all right.

0:30:16.600 --> 0:30:20.080
<v Speaker 1>Now getting into the basically the Colonial Marines the picture

0:30:20.400 --> 0:30:23.840
<v Speaker 1>we have the character cost Her, and Costa is played

0:30:23.920 --> 0:30:27.440
<v Speaker 1>by Garretta Garetta born nineteen fifty eight.

0:30:28.040 --> 0:30:32.480
<v Speaker 3>I love her. I can't literally like the moment when

0:30:32.520 --> 0:30:35.720
<v Speaker 3>she died in the movie, like halfway through I shouted

0:30:35.760 --> 0:30:38.640
<v Speaker 3>out loud. I was like, no, do not take her away?

0:30:39.160 --> 0:30:43.640
<v Speaker 1>How can we finish the picture without her just jarring presence.

0:30:45.640 --> 0:30:49.440
<v Speaker 1>So she is an American model turned actor with a

0:30:49.480 --> 0:30:52.720
<v Speaker 1>number of notable credits from the world of Italian b cinema,

0:30:53.560 --> 0:30:57.040
<v Speaker 1>making her something of an icon and this part of

0:30:57.080 --> 0:31:00.000
<v Speaker 1>the world of cinema. Her credits include nineteen eighty three

0:31:00.040 --> 0:31:03.600
<v Speaker 1>He's Warrior of the Lost World and eighty three He's

0:31:03.640 --> 0:31:08.560
<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty Texas Gladiators, Fulci's Murder Rock from nineteen eighty four.

0:31:09.000 --> 0:31:13.360
<v Speaker 1>That one not that good. But not only for folci completists,

0:31:13.440 --> 0:31:16.960
<v Speaker 1>I think. But she's in that one. She's in Bruno's

0:31:17.240 --> 0:31:20.040
<v Speaker 1>Rats Night of Terror, and in nineteen eighty five she

0:31:20.080 --> 0:31:24.400
<v Speaker 1>appeared in Loberto Baba's Classic Demons, which is definitely worth

0:31:24.400 --> 0:31:29.160
<v Speaker 1>seeing if you're into just wild Italian horror movies of

0:31:29.200 --> 0:31:29.880
<v Speaker 1>this time period.

0:31:31.040 --> 0:31:33.360
<v Speaker 3>Is Warrior of the Lost World, the one they did

0:31:33.440 --> 0:31:36.400
<v Speaker 3>on Mystery Science Theater that has mega weapon.

0:31:36.640 --> 0:31:38.280
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I believe so. I think that's the one with

0:31:38.920 --> 0:31:40.200
<v Speaker 1>Donald Pleasants in it, right.

0:31:40.440 --> 0:31:43.400
<v Speaker 3>That sounds right. A mega weapon from what I recall,

0:31:43.560 --> 0:31:45.920
<v Speaker 3>is like a dump truck that's got a little like

0:31:46.040 --> 0:31:48.240
<v Speaker 3>thing pooping out some flames from it.

0:31:48.200 --> 0:31:50.840
<v Speaker 1>And yep, yep, that's the one. Fred Williamson's in it.

0:31:51.640 --> 0:31:54.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. But to repeat the theme of actors who are

0:31:54.680 --> 0:31:58.280
<v Speaker 3>giving it, they're all who are giving a I don't know,

0:31:58.320 --> 0:32:01.920
<v Speaker 3>you you might not think of as a realistic dramatic performance,

0:32:01.960 --> 0:32:04.320
<v Speaker 3>but who are going over the top in ways that

0:32:04.360 --> 0:32:10.000
<v Speaker 3>make this movie so much fun. Bullseye Like Greta. Greta

0:32:10.120 --> 0:32:13.080
<v Speaker 3>is so much fun in this Yeah.

0:32:13.200 --> 0:32:16.400
<v Speaker 1>She has this kind of like unhinged green energy that

0:32:16.520 --> 0:32:21.160
<v Speaker 1>makes her just absolutely captivating to watch. Like we'll get

0:32:21.200 --> 0:32:24.480
<v Speaker 1>into the key scene here in a bit. But yeah,

0:32:24.520 --> 0:32:27.239
<v Speaker 1>anytime she is on on on screen, you're like, what

0:32:27.320 --> 0:32:29.320
<v Speaker 1>is she gonna say next? What is she gonna do?

0:32:29.640 --> 0:32:31.760
<v Speaker 1>And what choices is she gonna make in her acting?

0:32:32.160 --> 0:32:32.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:32:33.000 --> 0:32:37.720
<v Speaker 1>All right. We also have Foster Lombardi playing Frienzini, another

0:32:37.760 --> 0:32:42.080
<v Speaker 1>one of the Mega Force crew here the Marines here

0:32:42.080 --> 0:32:45.360
<v Speaker 1>born nineteen fifty five, Italian actor who credits include nineteen

0:32:45.360 --> 0:32:47.440
<v Speaker 1>eighty's Terror Express eighty two s Don't Look in the

0:32:47.480 --> 0:32:51.360
<v Speaker 1>Attic Rats Night of Terror, nineteen eighty nine's After Death

0:32:51.520 --> 0:32:55.200
<v Speaker 1>aka zombiefore. That one was directed by Claudio Fragasso and

0:32:55.240 --> 0:32:58.840
<v Speaker 1>written by Rosella Drudi, and he was also in Blue Tornado.

0:32:59.160 --> 0:33:02.440
<v Speaker 3>Is this the guy who cost her yells at for

0:33:02.520 --> 0:33:03.280
<v Speaker 3>being Italian?

0:33:03.520 --> 0:33:07.240
<v Speaker 1>Yes? Yeah, okay, all right. It can't be an alien's

0:33:07.320 --> 0:33:09.720
<v Speaker 1>ripoff without a newt ripoff and that is where the

0:33:09.920 --> 0:33:14.280
<v Speaker 1>character Samantha comes into play. Samantha was played by child

0:33:14.400 --> 0:33:18.800
<v Speaker 1>actress Dominica Colson, who was apparently eleven at the time

0:33:19.160 --> 0:33:22.880
<v Speaker 1>but looks quite a bit older on the screen. Judian

0:33:22.920 --> 0:33:26.200
<v Speaker 1>Fragoso points this out that she's almost as tall as

0:33:26.240 --> 0:33:30.800
<v Speaker 1>Tyler and these various scenes and I don't think everyone

0:33:30.880 --> 0:33:32.680
<v Speaker 1>was really happy with the way this ended up looking.

0:33:32.720 --> 0:33:35.240
<v Speaker 1>But hey, being being a parent of a twelve year

0:33:35.240 --> 0:33:39.040
<v Speaker 1>old and seeing how his friends have grown especially, I

0:33:39.040 --> 0:33:41.120
<v Speaker 1>can totally see how this could happen. You cast an

0:33:41.160 --> 0:33:43.400
<v Speaker 1>eleven year old and suddenly she's like a foot and

0:33:43.440 --> 0:33:44.080
<v Speaker 1>a half taller.

0:33:44.440 --> 0:33:45.959
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I guess it takes a while to make

0:33:46.000 --> 0:33:48.320
<v Speaker 3>a movie, didn't it. Yeah yeah, we.

0:33:48.920 --> 0:33:51.240
<v Speaker 1>Would maybe not this one, but I'm maybe between the

0:33:51.280 --> 0:33:53.520
<v Speaker 1>time of casting at or maybe you don't realize that

0:33:53.880 --> 0:33:56.960
<v Speaker 1>your lead actor isn't as tall as Sigourney Weaver. I

0:33:56.960 --> 0:33:57.320
<v Speaker 1>don't know.

0:33:57.680 --> 0:34:00.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah that would make sense. I would have guess this

0:34:00.280 --> 0:34:01.880
<v Speaker 3>actress was older than eleven. Yeah.

0:34:01.960 --> 0:34:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, But anyway. In that interview with Fangoria, Tyler shares

0:34:05.600 --> 0:34:07.400
<v Speaker 1>that she and her mom, who was on set with

0:34:07.480 --> 0:34:10.840
<v Speaker 1>her the whole time, were lovely people. So it's always

0:34:10.920 --> 0:34:13.040
<v Speaker 1>nice to hear when a low budget picture like this

0:34:13.520 --> 0:34:16.520
<v Speaker 1>is not in and of itself a secondary horror movie.

0:34:16.960 --> 0:34:20.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, because you can imagine the pitch. I was

0:34:20.680 --> 0:34:24.480
<v Speaker 1>a college student living in Italy for a summer, and

0:34:24.520 --> 0:34:27.000
<v Speaker 1>I was cast in a sci fi horror movie filmed

0:34:27.040 --> 0:34:29.120
<v Speaker 1>in an abandoned nuclear power plant.

0:34:29.400 --> 0:34:31.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, that is where they filmed some of

0:34:31.480 --> 0:34:32.279
<v Speaker 3>the stuff, isn't it.

0:34:32.560 --> 0:34:34.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, we'll get into like you have so many

0:34:34.880 --> 0:34:38.560
<v Speaker 1>great sequences, and well, there are great sequences. You have

0:34:38.640 --> 0:34:42.160
<v Speaker 1>some great locations in this film, Yes, that look very

0:34:42.200 --> 0:34:45.680
<v Speaker 1>interesting that could have this industrial quality to them, but

0:34:45.760 --> 0:34:48.640
<v Speaker 1>also don't look like straight up grimy ruins like they're

0:34:48.719 --> 0:34:53.759
<v Speaker 1>kind of they're very clean and futuristic looking in some regards,

0:34:54.040 --> 0:34:56.520
<v Speaker 1>and that's basically what the whole situation is.

0:34:56.680 --> 0:34:59.359
<v Speaker 3>When I was watching, I was really wondering where some

0:34:59.440 --> 0:35:02.720
<v Speaker 3>of this was shot, because it doesn't look like cheap sets.

0:35:02.800 --> 0:35:06.200
<v Speaker 3>It looks like a real industrial setting with like heavy

0:35:06.280 --> 0:35:09.279
<v Speaker 3>bulkhead doors and all this stuff, Like what were they

0:35:09.280 --> 0:35:12.760
<v Speaker 3>doing here? But they actually got let into a nuclear

0:35:12.760 --> 0:35:13.440
<v Speaker 3>power plant.

0:35:14.320 --> 0:35:18.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Italy, I believe, historically had four different nuclear power plants,

0:35:18.880 --> 0:35:21.760
<v Speaker 1>all of which close by nineteen ninety following the nineteen

0:35:21.800 --> 0:35:25.600
<v Speaker 1>eighty seven Italian referendums on nuclear power, and this would

0:35:25.600 --> 0:35:28.719
<v Speaker 1>have been in the wake of the Chernobyl disaster. So yeah,

0:35:28.719 --> 0:35:31.680
<v Speaker 1>they shot stuff there. They also shot some in Rome's

0:35:32.160 --> 0:35:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Roma Termini train station. I think there are some grinier

0:35:37.000 --> 0:35:39.719
<v Speaker 1>tunnel sequences that must have been shot there. And then

0:35:39.719 --> 0:35:42.960
<v Speaker 1>there's one set late in the picture. There's one like

0:35:43.040 --> 0:35:46.919
<v Speaker 1>fully created set. Basically, it'll be a set that looks

0:35:46.920 --> 0:35:49.239
<v Speaker 1>a lot like maybe they were inspired by the Mother

0:35:49.960 --> 0:35:51.680
<v Speaker 1>command center in the original Alien.

0:35:51.920 --> 0:35:54.880
<v Speaker 3>That's what I was thinking, was the one. Yeah, should

0:35:54.920 --> 0:35:57.759
<v Speaker 3>we spoil it right now? It's a time machine.

0:35:58.880 --> 0:36:02.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. This movie as the gall to throw in the

0:36:03.320 --> 0:36:05.480
<v Speaker 1>last ten to fifteen minutes of the film, they're like, oh,

0:36:05.760 --> 0:36:08.759
<v Speaker 1>time travel exists, Yeah, in a big way.

0:36:09.080 --> 0:36:10.680
<v Speaker 3>Best codea ever.

0:36:11.840 --> 0:36:13.680
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's see who do we have left on here? Okay,

0:36:13.680 --> 0:36:15.840
<v Speaker 1>there's a character named Drake who shows up. We mentioned

0:36:15.880 --> 0:36:20.839
<v Speaker 1>Drake earlier, played by Clive Ricci born nineteen fifty eight.

0:36:21.160 --> 0:36:24.040
<v Speaker 1>This is another This is a much much smaller role,

0:36:24.080 --> 0:36:27.720
<v Speaker 1>but another totally unhinged performance that lands somewhere between bad

0:36:27.760 --> 0:36:28.520
<v Speaker 1>and transcendent.

0:36:29.000 --> 0:36:31.640
<v Speaker 3>I could not believe what I was watching. In the

0:36:31.680 --> 0:36:34.360
<v Speaker 3>scene where he starts screaming at all of the Mega

0:36:34.400 --> 0:36:37.960
<v Speaker 3>Force guys and they all start screaming, and everyone's screaming,

0:36:38.040 --> 0:36:39.520
<v Speaker 3>It's like I nearly fell over.

0:36:39.960 --> 0:36:42.000
<v Speaker 1>It's a lot of screaming in this film, a lot

0:36:42.000 --> 0:36:44.799
<v Speaker 1>of shrill screaming. So this is a This is an

0:36:44.880 --> 0:36:48.719
<v Speaker 1>English born actor born fifty eight, also a composer. This

0:36:48.800 --> 0:36:51.560
<v Speaker 1>was his first film credit, which I think is understandable.

0:36:51.719 --> 0:36:54.120
<v Speaker 1>But he went on to appear in ninety four Cemetary Man,

0:36:54.360 --> 0:36:57.200
<v Speaker 1>two thousand and five's Casanova, the two thousand and seven

0:36:57.320 --> 0:37:00.520
<v Speaker 1>HBO series Rome, Dario Argento's Mother of Years in two

0:37:00.560 --> 0:37:03.279
<v Speaker 1>thousand and seven, in the twenty twenty four series Those

0:37:03.320 --> 0:37:06.719
<v Speaker 1>About to Die, along with various other I think Italian

0:37:06.719 --> 0:37:10.120
<v Speaker 1>productions and productions that took place in Italy. I believe

0:37:10.120 --> 0:37:12.080
<v Speaker 1>he's also a translator and a voiceover artist.

0:37:13.000 --> 0:37:16.800
<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, hey, should we talk about those creature effects

0:37:16.880 --> 0:37:19.399
<v Speaker 3>that Claudio was talking down on.

0:37:19.800 --> 0:37:23.279
<v Speaker 1>Yes, this is the work of the Polucci brothers. So

0:37:23.400 --> 0:37:27.040
<v Speaker 1>these are a pair of twin Italian monster suit makers,

0:37:27.360 --> 0:37:31.359
<v Speaker 1>Francesco and Gaetano, active behind the scenes, or at least

0:37:31.360 --> 0:37:35.279
<v Speaker 1>credited as such, because sometimes you know, special effects people

0:37:35.280 --> 0:37:38.680
<v Speaker 1>are kind of lost in the shuffle and aren't actually credited.

0:37:38.719 --> 0:37:41.640
<v Speaker 1>But based on the databases, we know that they were

0:37:41.680 --> 0:37:45.319
<v Speaker 1>active between eighty five and ninety six. They'd previously worked

0:37:45.360 --> 0:37:47.319
<v Speaker 1>on nineteen eighty five's Texts and The Lord of the

0:37:47.360 --> 0:37:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Deep on some special effects, and then they followed this

0:37:50.800 --> 0:37:54.600
<v Speaker 1>up working alongside the legendary Italian special effects master Carlo

0:37:54.719 --> 0:37:58.239
<v Speaker 1>Rombaldi on nineteen eighty five Silver Bullet. This is the

0:37:58.239 --> 0:38:02.200
<v Speaker 1>Stephen King scripted adaptation of King's Werewolf story.

0:38:02.520 --> 0:38:04.240
<v Speaker 3>Is that Gary Busey in it?

0:38:04.239 --> 0:38:04.920
<v Speaker 1>It sure does?

0:38:05.120 --> 0:38:05.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay?

0:38:06.360 --> 0:38:09.160
<v Speaker 1>And also what's his name that played Stilgar in the

0:38:09.920 --> 0:38:10.759
<v Speaker 1>David Lynch Dune.

0:38:11.200 --> 0:38:13.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh Everett McGill there you go.

0:38:13.520 --> 0:38:16.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Everet McGill's in that too. So anyway, this seemed

0:38:16.160 --> 0:38:18.239
<v Speaker 1>to be like this. I'm guessing this was their big moment,

0:38:18.280 --> 0:38:21.640
<v Speaker 1>like working with a legit master of like creature effects

0:38:21.680 --> 0:38:24.960
<v Speaker 1>and creature building, and after this they seem to go

0:38:25.000 --> 0:38:28.640
<v Speaker 1>their own way. Their creature work continues in Body Count

0:38:28.680 --> 0:38:32.440
<v Speaker 1>in eighty six, The Barbarians in eighty seven, Top Line

0:38:32.480 --> 0:38:34.960
<v Speaker 1>and Robo War in eighty eight, and Night Killer in

0:38:35.040 --> 0:38:37.880
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety, and then their last picture came out in

0:38:37.960 --> 0:38:41.680
<v Speaker 1>ninety six. But again, sometimes special effects workers don't end

0:38:41.760 --> 0:38:45.239
<v Speaker 1>up being credited properly, so I'm not entirely sure where

0:38:45.280 --> 0:38:46.440
<v Speaker 1>else they may have worked.

0:38:46.600 --> 0:38:46.799
<v Speaker 4>Well.

0:38:46.840 --> 0:38:49.160
<v Speaker 3>I think the monsters in Shocking Dark look a lot

0:38:49.239 --> 0:38:51.239
<v Speaker 3>better than the monster in Robo War.

0:38:52.040 --> 0:38:55.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they look good. I feel like they're mostly lit

0:38:55.080 --> 0:38:59.680
<v Speaker 1>pretty well. They clearly just had two suits, one of

0:38:59.719 --> 0:39:03.440
<v Speaker 1>which which looks kind of like a fishy frogman, and

0:39:03.480 --> 0:39:05.880
<v Speaker 1>the other one looks kind of like a cross between

0:39:05.920 --> 0:39:08.839
<v Speaker 1>the alien space jockey and a giant cicada.

0:39:08.960 --> 0:39:11.520
<v Speaker 3>That's what I was thinking of. One is the cicada

0:39:11.600 --> 0:39:13.840
<v Speaker 3>because it's got a oh, it's got kind of a

0:39:14.400 --> 0:39:16.400
<v Speaker 3>hose running down the middle of its face that is

0:39:16.440 --> 0:39:19.319
<v Speaker 3>space jockey ish but could also be interpreted as the

0:39:19.320 --> 0:39:22.960
<v Speaker 3>insects rostrum, and it has the red eyes of a cicada.

0:39:23.040 --> 0:39:25.960
<v Speaker 3>It just looks very insecty. But then the other one

0:39:26.160 --> 0:39:29.360
<v Speaker 3>is the one I was thinking of, is the bubblegum hippopotamus,

0:39:29.480 --> 0:39:32.160
<v Speaker 3>because it's kind of a hippo. Then when it opens

0:39:32.200 --> 0:39:35.480
<v Speaker 3>its mouth, it's got this stretchy the bubblegum kind of

0:39:35.520 --> 0:39:38.480
<v Speaker 3>the sticky stuff in between its jaws that it's always

0:39:38.520 --> 0:39:41.080
<v Speaker 3>like peeling up and I don't know what you call that,

0:39:41.080 --> 0:39:44.200
<v Speaker 3>that physical effect, but it's like bubble gum stuck between

0:39:44.200 --> 0:39:46.040
<v Speaker 3>two things that are peeling apart.

0:39:46.239 --> 0:39:48.760
<v Speaker 1>It's always painfully obvious that they only had two monster

0:39:48.840 --> 0:39:50.680
<v Speaker 1>suits in this film, like they're not really able to

0:39:50.760 --> 0:39:54.040
<v Speaker 1>create that illusion of there being tons and tons of monsters.

0:39:54.080 --> 0:39:56.160
<v Speaker 1>I always felt like there was monster A, a monster B,

0:39:56.520 --> 0:39:57.840
<v Speaker 1>but still they look pretty.

0:39:57.640 --> 0:40:00.640
<v Speaker 3>Good, though there are some surprise monsters later on of

0:40:00.680 --> 0:40:01.520
<v Speaker 3>a different format.

0:40:01.840 --> 0:40:04.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, there is going to be a y spoiler

0:40:04.840 --> 0:40:07.560
<v Speaker 1>monster coming later. I guess not much of a spoiler monster,

0:40:08.520 --> 0:40:10.840
<v Speaker 1>all right. And then finally, the music in this picture.

0:40:11.640 --> 0:40:15.839
<v Speaker 1>The score is by Carlo Maria Cordillo born nineteen fifty two,

0:40:16.239 --> 0:40:19.879
<v Speaker 1>composer and one time producer on Joe Diamato's ninety one

0:40:19.960 --> 0:40:23.640
<v Speaker 1>fantasy film Quest for the Mighty Sword. He worked a

0:40:23.680 --> 0:40:27.880
<v Speaker 1>lot in European exploitation in genre cinema. His credits include

0:40:28.000 --> 0:40:31.440
<v Speaker 1>the nineteen eighty one Joe Diamato George Eastman Gorefest Absurd.

0:40:32.640 --> 0:40:37.560
<v Speaker 1>He did one Picicerre Simon's eighty two slasher pieces, along

0:40:37.600 --> 0:40:41.839
<v Speaker 1>with Joe Diamanto's A Tour the Fighting Eagle, and his

0:40:41.960 --> 0:40:46.160
<v Speaker 1>eight nineteen eighty three post apocalyptic film Endgame, Bronx Lata

0:40:46.280 --> 0:40:50.640
<v Speaker 1>Finale eighty seven, z Iron Warrior, Fulchi's Enigma the same year,

0:40:50.960 --> 0:40:55.839
<v Speaker 1>Night Killer Troll two, and various other schlocky titles. His

0:40:56.000 --> 0:41:00.439
<v Speaker 1>work typifies that kind of like fun and atmospheric work

0:41:00.440 --> 0:41:03.600
<v Speaker 1>you find in a lot of these films, which along

0:41:03.640 --> 0:41:06.279
<v Speaker 1>with you know, the work of bigger name players in

0:41:06.400 --> 0:41:10.800
<v Speaker 1>the game helped inspire whole modern subgenres of like horror, disco,

0:41:10.880 --> 0:41:13.760
<v Speaker 1>and you know, sort of like retro dark synth wave stuff.

0:41:13.960 --> 0:41:17.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the soundtrack here is not super original, but I

0:41:17.680 --> 0:41:19.800
<v Speaker 3>think it fits well and is quite fun.

0:41:20.120 --> 0:41:23.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah. You can find some of these tracks on

0:41:24.840 --> 0:41:29.279
<v Speaker 1>Cordea's official streamable releases under the title Alienator, which is

0:41:29.320 --> 0:41:31.600
<v Speaker 1>one of the alternate titles for the film, if you

0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:34.680
<v Speaker 1>look for the album The Bite of Fear. So yeah,

0:41:34.800 --> 0:41:39.040
<v Speaker 1>I thought it sounded pretty good. Special edition vinyls of

0:41:39.160 --> 0:41:41.680
<v Speaker 1>his scores have been released before, I don't think for

0:41:41.880 --> 0:41:45.759
<v Speaker 1>Shocking Dark, but but Troll Too and Absurd definitely have

0:41:45.800 --> 0:41:48.560
<v Speaker 1>come out on vinyl. And finally, I should note that

0:41:48.960 --> 0:41:52.160
<v Speaker 1>IMDb lists the use of stock music on this film

0:41:52.200 --> 0:41:55.800
<v Speaker 1>by none other than legendary Greek progressive and electronic composer

0:41:55.840 --> 0:41:59.439
<v Speaker 1>Evangelists who live forty three through twenty and twenty two.

0:41:59.760 --> 0:42:02.080
<v Speaker 1>But I'm not sure what where and to what extent

0:42:02.160 --> 0:42:06.319
<v Speaker 1>we hear Evangelists in Shocking Dark, But I know he

0:42:06.320 --> 0:42:09.560
<v Speaker 1>did a lot of major compositions obviously, you know Oscar

0:42:09.600 --> 0:42:12.319
<v Speaker 1>winning stuff like eighty one's Chariots a Fire, or you

0:42:12.320 --> 0:42:15.759
<v Speaker 1>know the legendary score to eighty two's Blade Runner. But

0:42:15.800 --> 0:42:18.360
<v Speaker 1>he also did stuff like a twelve hour private score

0:42:18.400 --> 0:42:22.360
<v Speaker 1>for some surgery instruction videos that the Tacos tape. So

0:42:22.840 --> 0:42:26.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm not I'm not a vangelist expert,

0:42:26.080 --> 0:42:28.200
<v Speaker 1>so I'm not sure like what all he got into

0:42:28.239 --> 0:42:30.360
<v Speaker 1>outside of like his main work. So maybe there is

0:42:30.400 --> 0:42:33.440
<v Speaker 1>some like you know, straight up you know stock music

0:42:33.480 --> 0:42:35.960
<v Speaker 1>that he did that they're sampling here. But but again

0:42:36.000 --> 0:42:38.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure. I'm not sure on the details of

0:42:38.160 --> 0:42:40.120
<v Speaker 1>where we hear any of his work in this picture.

0:42:41.160 --> 0:42:45.320
<v Speaker 1>Let me stress though, score by Cordillo not a score

0:42:45.360 --> 0:42:46.160
<v Speaker 1>by vangelists.

0:42:46.440 --> 0:42:59.920
<v Speaker 3>Evangelists directed shocking everybody remember that. Okay, is it to

0:43:00.239 --> 0:43:01.000
<v Speaker 3>talk about the plot?

0:43:01.400 --> 0:43:03.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? It's getting the plot now.

0:43:04.040 --> 0:43:06.400
<v Speaker 3>I think once we sort of hit a certain point

0:43:06.520 --> 0:43:09.280
<v Speaker 3>in the progression of the story here, the plot recap

0:43:09.320 --> 0:43:12.920
<v Speaker 3>may become thinner or more cursory than usual. Since it

0:43:13.080 --> 0:43:15.760
<v Speaker 3>just did not make sense to me to, like after

0:43:15.840 --> 0:43:20.080
<v Speaker 3>Act two begins, to try to narrate in detail. This

0:43:20.160 --> 0:43:23.840
<v Speaker 3>is one of those movies where when I started playing

0:43:23.920 --> 0:43:26.759
<v Speaker 3>the stream, I had to stop and make sure I

0:43:26.840 --> 0:43:29.120
<v Speaker 3>had selected the right title, because if you know that

0:43:29.200 --> 0:43:32.360
<v Speaker 3>the premise is it's a ripoff of aliens and terminator.

0:43:32.800 --> 0:43:36.200
<v Speaker 3>The first scene does not make any sense. We open

0:43:36.280 --> 0:43:41.120
<v Speaker 3>on tourists in Venice. Yes, so we're in some piazza

0:43:41.360 --> 0:43:45.200
<v Speaker 3>with cathedrals in the background. You see tourists wandering around

0:43:45.200 --> 0:43:49.440
<v Speaker 3>with cameras taking pictures of stuff. They're pigeons everywhere. Somebody

0:43:49.480 --> 0:43:53.160
<v Speaker 3>strikes up some soft Italian mandolin music, and then a

0:43:53.239 --> 0:43:55.880
<v Speaker 3>voice over comes on, sounding like the narrator of a

0:43:55.920 --> 0:44:00.320
<v Speaker 3>slasher movie trailer, and says, Venus before the year two

0:44:00.360 --> 0:44:06.360
<v Speaker 3>thousand and it goes on to say squares, museums and churches,

0:44:06.760 --> 0:44:11.600
<v Speaker 3>Tourists crowd the streets. Venice is threatened by the high tide.

0:44:12.239 --> 0:44:15.920
<v Speaker 3>The seaweed is killing the oxygen in the waters, and

0:44:15.960 --> 0:44:19.920
<v Speaker 3>the putrid waters are corroding the foundations of the city.

0:44:20.400 --> 0:44:22.759
<v Speaker 3>So we're treated to some shots of Venice from the

0:44:22.840 --> 0:44:25.359
<v Speaker 3>water from out on the ocean, looking at the at

0:44:25.400 --> 0:44:29.040
<v Speaker 3>the coastline and the buildings, and then the narrator says,

0:44:29.160 --> 0:44:32.440
<v Speaker 3>this is Venus today, and then it grows softer and

0:44:32.440 --> 0:44:38.240
<v Speaker 3>it says what will happen tomorrow? We cut away from

0:44:38.360 --> 0:44:40.719
<v Speaker 3>the waters and the pleasure boats to a shot of

0:44:40.760 --> 0:44:44.399
<v Speaker 3>the city with soft, fuzzy lens Now it looked very

0:44:44.440 --> 0:44:47.000
<v Speaker 3>clear beforehand. Now we got the fuzzy lens, so the

0:44:47.040 --> 0:44:51.239
<v Speaker 3>camera operator has activated conquest mode. I don't know how

0:44:51.280 --> 0:44:53.799
<v Speaker 3>exactly they do that. I mean they smear some vasoline

0:44:53.800 --> 0:44:56.240
<v Speaker 3>on the lens or something, but we're in that mode,

0:44:56.640 --> 0:44:58.759
<v Speaker 3>and in front of the city there is now a

0:44:58.840 --> 0:45:03.239
<v Speaker 3>red sign that says Venus off limits. And here we

0:45:03.239 --> 0:45:07.200
<v Speaker 3>get our first glimpse of the Mega Force. Now, these

0:45:07.280 --> 0:45:10.680
<v Speaker 3>costumes are I don't know, they're a big part of

0:45:10.719 --> 0:45:14.560
<v Speaker 3>what makes the movie funny because they're just funny looking costumes.

0:45:14.680 --> 0:45:17.160
<v Speaker 3>From the bottom to the top, the Mega Force wear

0:45:17.440 --> 0:45:23.280
<v Speaker 3>heavy boots, baggy cuffed up nylon pants, a Batman utility belt,

0:45:23.880 --> 0:45:27.800
<v Speaker 3>golden yellow long sleeve shirts, and then I don't know

0:45:27.840 --> 0:45:32.200
<v Speaker 3>what you call these this like shoulder formation or sleeve type,

0:45:32.200 --> 0:45:35.719
<v Speaker 3>but they're like a V shaped gray vest with sort

0:45:35.760 --> 0:45:38.680
<v Speaker 3>of arched cap sleeves. You know, there's like where the

0:45:38.719 --> 0:45:41.600
<v Speaker 3>sleeve comes out from the shoulder over the arm.

0:45:42.239 --> 0:45:44.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it looks kind of like the things that the

0:45:44.360 --> 0:45:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Ninjas wear in Mortal Combat.

0:45:46.040 --> 0:45:49.960
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, yeah, and then a gas mask and a

0:45:50.000 --> 0:45:50.880
<v Speaker 3>bicycle outlet.

0:45:51.120 --> 0:45:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah. So basically, so, yeah, Venus is off limits. Now,

0:45:57.040 --> 0:45:59.160
<v Speaker 1>future Venus is kind of like New York City and

0:45:59.280 --> 0:46:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Escape from New York, only it's a biohazard zone instead

0:46:01.960 --> 0:46:02.920
<v Speaker 1>of a penal colony.

0:46:02.960 --> 0:46:06.640
<v Speaker 3>Will learn, Yeah, not even any prisoners in there. There

0:46:06.719 --> 0:46:10.239
<v Speaker 3>is no Duke of Venice. There is only slime, which,

0:46:10.239 --> 0:46:12.480
<v Speaker 3>by the way they show us, we're just getting at

0:46:12.480 --> 0:46:14.880
<v Speaker 3>this point. They're showing us pictures of the water and

0:46:14.920 --> 0:46:18.600
<v Speaker 3>they're slime in the water. And then another narrator comes on,

0:46:18.680 --> 0:46:21.120
<v Speaker 3>I think this is a different voice who says the

0:46:21.200 --> 0:46:25.560
<v Speaker 3>situation in Venice is now critical. A giant toxic cloud

0:46:25.640 --> 0:46:29.280
<v Speaker 3>has settled over the city and is slowly destroying every

0:46:29.280 --> 0:46:32.520
<v Speaker 3>form of life. The government has declared it a disaster

0:46:32.680 --> 0:46:36.439
<v Speaker 3>area and has ordered the evacuation of the few remaining survivors.

0:46:36.880 --> 0:46:41.759
<v Speaker 3>Venice is now a dead city. And then like the

0:46:41.760 --> 0:46:45.799
<v Speaker 3>camera pans around looking at the canals, filming places where

0:46:45.840 --> 0:46:48.520
<v Speaker 3>there's like a lot of algae on the bricks around

0:46:48.520 --> 0:46:51.360
<v Speaker 3>the canal, or just some litter, and it kind of

0:46:51.360 --> 0:46:53.600
<v Speaker 3>reminds me of something we talked about in our Weird

0:46:53.640 --> 0:46:58.000
<v Speaker 3>House episode on Frogs from nineteen seventy two, when you've

0:46:58.000 --> 0:47:00.480
<v Speaker 3>got a movie scene that is supposed to be showing

0:47:00.520 --> 0:47:04.160
<v Speaker 3>that a place is filled with litter and pollution. But

0:47:04.280 --> 0:47:07.600
<v Speaker 3>the trash in the scene looks too fresh. They do

0:47:07.680 --> 0:47:10.400
<v Speaker 3>not have that problem here, because I think they're just

0:47:11.080 --> 0:47:13.320
<v Speaker 3>I think they got these shots by just going around

0:47:13.320 --> 0:47:16.319
<v Speaker 3>in filming places where there was actually trash piled up.

0:47:16.480 --> 0:47:20.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they just like picked out the worst spots in

0:47:20.719 --> 0:47:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Venice and like, here's your dystopian future.

0:47:23.200 --> 0:47:26.279
<v Speaker 3>Right, So it doesn't actually look that futuristic. It just

0:47:26.280 --> 0:47:28.600
<v Speaker 3>looks like they were cruising for trash and they found

0:47:28.640 --> 0:47:32.960
<v Speaker 3>some and you know, got some shots. So we go

0:47:33.040 --> 0:47:36.160
<v Speaker 3>around looking at these these fuzzy scenes of a desolate,

0:47:36.200 --> 0:47:39.960
<v Speaker 3>abandoned Venus. There's like crumbling. There are crumbling buildings hanging

0:47:40.000 --> 0:47:43.600
<v Speaker 3>over the canals, old wooden scaffolding in various stages of rot,

0:47:44.080 --> 0:47:47.160
<v Speaker 3>bricks falling into the ocean, rats living in old water

0:47:47.239 --> 0:47:52.920
<v Speaker 3>logged mattresses. The idea is Venus stinks. Now, it's no good. Next,

0:47:53.080 --> 0:47:56.359
<v Speaker 3>we go inside a secure facility to a control room

0:47:56.400 --> 0:48:00.000
<v Speaker 3>of some kind with huge banks of lights and monitors

0:48:00.160 --> 0:48:03.120
<v Speaker 3>and dials all beeping, and in here we meet some

0:48:03.200 --> 0:48:05.480
<v Speaker 3>Megaphorce guys. And as soon as I saw this, I

0:48:05.520 --> 0:48:07.680
<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, this is not a set they cannot

0:48:07.719 --> 0:48:10.000
<v Speaker 3>afford to create a set like this, this is some

0:48:10.080 --> 0:48:12.319
<v Speaker 3>kind of actual industrial control room.

0:48:12.840 --> 0:48:15.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's very it's very functional looking, like especially in

0:48:15.920 --> 0:48:17.879
<v Speaker 1>the still that you popped into our notes here, it's

0:48:17.920 --> 0:48:21.839
<v Speaker 1>like you can see computer screens online in the background,

0:48:22.040 --> 0:48:25.200
<v Speaker 1>like all the lights are on. You know, presumably they

0:48:25.200 --> 0:48:28.800
<v Speaker 1>did not fire the plant back up again in full,

0:48:29.520 --> 0:48:33.239
<v Speaker 1>but everything looks very operational, like. This is not a

0:48:33.640 --> 0:48:36.799
<v Speaker 1>This is not a power plant that was taken off

0:48:36.840 --> 0:48:39.560
<v Speaker 1>line because it had completely worn out. No, it came

0:48:39.600 --> 0:48:42.360
<v Speaker 1>off line because of you know, other other reasons.

0:48:42.600 --> 0:48:46.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm just imagining Bruno like that guy in Chernobyl where

0:48:46.520 --> 0:48:49.360
<v Speaker 3>he's like, no, get my reactors started again.

0:48:50.560 --> 0:48:53.120
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, these are some great spaces that that we

0:48:53.160 --> 0:48:56.000
<v Speaker 1>see throughout the picture at times, like huge vault doors

0:48:57.000 --> 0:48:59.239
<v Speaker 1>in this case, you know, big control banks, some great

0:48:59.280 --> 0:49:04.840
<v Speaker 1>hallway and yeah, so some and it feels significantly different

0:49:04.880 --> 0:49:08.640
<v Speaker 1>compared to a lot of the grimy industrial spaces that

0:49:08.640 --> 0:49:10.799
<v Speaker 1>we've seen in a lot of our other movies that

0:49:10.840 --> 0:49:12.239
<v Speaker 1>we watch for Weird House Cinema.

0:49:12.360 --> 0:49:16.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah, So a guy from wearing the Megapores uniform

0:49:16.080 --> 0:49:18.560
<v Speaker 3>comes into this room. He says, what's going on here?

0:49:18.680 --> 0:49:22.000
<v Speaker 3>And the guy manning the computer says there's an SOS

0:49:22.120 --> 0:49:26.120
<v Speaker 3>from Venice, sir, And before the guy even finishes saying venus,

0:49:26.200 --> 0:49:29.600
<v Speaker 3>we hear people screaming from somewhere and then we realize

0:49:29.600 --> 0:49:33.200
<v Speaker 3>they're screaming on the TV that they're watching. So let's watch,

0:49:33.280 --> 0:49:37.200
<v Speaker 3>and we get to see the closed circuit camera and

0:49:37.360 --> 0:49:40.520
<v Speaker 3>it's like some workers in a steamy tunnel somewhere and

0:49:40.560 --> 0:49:43.359
<v Speaker 3>they're looking up at the camera in the tunnel and

0:49:43.440 --> 0:49:47.920
<v Speaker 3>screaming for help. And the performances of these guys is

0:49:48.040 --> 0:49:51.560
<v Speaker 3>so strong, so they're they're like overacting in one sense

0:49:51.600 --> 0:49:54.400
<v Speaker 3>where they're like a just screaming at the top of

0:49:54.440 --> 0:49:57.880
<v Speaker 3>their lungs. You can see their uvulas, you know, teeth out,

0:49:58.080 --> 0:50:00.960
<v Speaker 3>just shrieking. But then they're there are also moments where

0:50:00.960 --> 0:50:03.480
<v Speaker 3>they'll like pause and look at the camera for a

0:50:03.520 --> 0:50:07.560
<v Speaker 3>second and then scream for help again. Yeah, so we

0:50:07.600 --> 0:50:09.799
<v Speaker 3>see a look of grave concern on the face of

0:50:09.840 --> 0:50:12.360
<v Speaker 3>the Mega Force leader. I think this guy is technically

0:50:12.400 --> 0:50:15.920
<v Speaker 3>the kernel, but this guy is great. He's got a

0:50:16.000 --> 0:50:20.120
<v Speaker 3>very Charlton Hesteny stab you with his Adam's Apple quality.

0:50:20.640 --> 0:50:24.280
<v Speaker 3>But he also I don't know exactly why, maybe because

0:50:24.280 --> 0:50:27.040
<v Speaker 3>of the yellow shirt. He just reminded me of corn,

0:50:27.440 --> 0:50:30.479
<v Speaker 3>like he's a big old corn corn on the cob,

0:50:30.640 --> 0:50:35.520
<v Speaker 3>just yellow, sweet summer corn. And he also is a

0:50:35.560 --> 0:50:39.799
<v Speaker 3>really funny character because the corn guy here stares into

0:50:39.840 --> 0:50:42.799
<v Speaker 3>space for several seconds before saying his lines. It does

0:50:42.840 --> 0:50:45.399
<v Speaker 3>it repeatedly, like it'll cut to the Mega Force guy

0:50:45.440 --> 0:50:49.280
<v Speaker 3>and then engage the emergency protocol.

0:50:51.800 --> 0:50:53.719
<v Speaker 1>I want to say that he's also one of these

0:50:53.760 --> 0:50:56.800
<v Speaker 1>characters that is often like clearly reading lines off a screen,

0:50:57.000 --> 0:50:59.520
<v Speaker 1>whether they're actually on the screen digitally or they are

0:51:00.320 --> 0:51:02.800
<v Speaker 1>there probably and we just can't see it from a

0:51:02.880 --> 0:51:04.120
<v Speaker 1>d to the camera angle.

0:51:04.440 --> 0:51:07.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So in the scene, Corn commander here wants to

0:51:07.880 --> 0:51:10.719
<v Speaker 3>get in touch with somebody named Raffleson, who is the

0:51:10.760 --> 0:51:13.560
<v Speaker 3>scientist in charge of whatever they're looking at, but they're

0:51:13.600 --> 0:51:17.279
<v Speaker 3>unable to raise him. Communications have been cut. As I

0:51:17.280 --> 0:51:20.640
<v Speaker 3>alluded to earlier, it's kind of hard to describe what

0:51:20.800 --> 0:51:23.560
<v Speaker 3>makes this so funny, but all throughout here there is

0:51:23.680 --> 0:51:27.160
<v Speaker 3>pretty high level hilarity in like every human aspect of

0:51:27.160 --> 0:51:31.320
<v Speaker 3>the movie, from the physical blocking and posture of the actors,

0:51:31.719 --> 0:51:35.000
<v Speaker 3>to the facial expressions, to the lines as scripted, to

0:51:35.120 --> 0:51:39.160
<v Speaker 3>the line deliveries. Like everything on that level is super

0:51:39.200 --> 0:51:42.400
<v Speaker 3>awkward and funny. And sometimes adorable.

0:51:43.040 --> 0:51:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's at that level that is I think

0:51:46.000 --> 0:51:50.479
<v Speaker 1>ultimately very difficult to reproduce for comedic value. Like, yes,

0:51:51.080 --> 0:51:54.080
<v Speaker 1>it's a rarey. You see something like Garth Morange's Dark

0:51:54.120 --> 0:51:57.359
<v Speaker 1>Place that was able to so perfectly capture the sort

0:51:57.400 --> 0:52:00.320
<v Speaker 1>of vibe that was achieved organically in this picture.

0:52:00.239 --> 0:52:04.680
<v Speaker 3>Right, Yes, Okay, So we go into the facility that

0:52:04.719 --> 0:52:07.040
<v Speaker 3>we were just watching on the closed circuit and we

0:52:07.080 --> 0:52:09.319
<v Speaker 3>follow around a couple of the workers in jumpsuits as

0:52:09.360 --> 0:52:12.640
<v Speaker 3>they run around the tunnels. Occasionally they remembered act scared

0:52:13.120 --> 0:52:15.359
<v Speaker 3>and then they you know, and they'll have lines about

0:52:15.360 --> 0:52:18.680
<v Speaker 3>how it seems like it's curtains for us. And eventually

0:52:18.680 --> 0:52:21.319
<v Speaker 3>they wander up on a monster hidden by fog, so

0:52:21.320 --> 0:52:24.200
<v Speaker 3>we don't get a good look at it yet, but

0:52:24.400 --> 0:52:27.480
<v Speaker 3>you know that they're like, oh no, it's our time,

0:52:28.040 --> 0:52:30.239
<v Speaker 3>so you know they know they're done for Then we

0:52:30.280 --> 0:52:33.000
<v Speaker 3>cut back to another guy. It's this curly haired guy

0:52:33.040 --> 0:52:35.640
<v Speaker 3>we follow as he runs around the tunnels. He makes

0:52:35.680 --> 0:52:38.800
<v Speaker 3>some really good faces if you pause it at essentially

0:52:38.840 --> 0:52:44.840
<v Speaker 3>any moment, and then he gets assaulted by this other guy, Drake.

0:52:45.200 --> 0:52:48.760
<v Speaker 3>Drake is the scientist who we mentioned earlier who gives

0:52:48.800 --> 0:52:54.719
<v Speaker 3>the the just really astoundingly unhinged performance. When he first

0:52:54.719 --> 0:52:57.360
<v Speaker 3>sees him, he's like, oh, Drake, it's you. What happened

0:52:57.400 --> 0:52:59.520
<v Speaker 3>to the others? And then Drake puts a hand on

0:52:59.600 --> 0:53:05.919
<v Speaker 3>him and he's like, goods. Drake starts, I think, sort

0:53:05.960 --> 0:53:08.719
<v Speaker 3>of choking him, and I don't know, probably eats him

0:53:08.840 --> 0:53:12.759
<v Speaker 3>or something. We like Drake, by the way. So next

0:53:12.800 --> 0:53:16.200
<v Speaker 3>week cut back to headquarters and we got the Corn commander,

0:53:16.680 --> 0:53:20.840
<v Speaker 3>this other kind of dorky Megaphorce guy, and a lady.

0:53:20.920 --> 0:53:24.320
<v Speaker 3>Now also, she's wearing a vest with arched caps leaves,

0:53:24.400 --> 0:53:27.160
<v Speaker 3>but hers is a leather vest for a green jumpsuit,

0:53:27.440 --> 0:53:30.560
<v Speaker 3>so I think she's supposed to look cool. And these

0:53:30.600 --> 0:53:35.400
<v Speaker 3>three people are Sarah Drumble, the scientist. We've got Bond,

0:53:35.520 --> 0:53:38.359
<v Speaker 3>who is the captain of the Megaphorce Strike Team, which

0:53:38.360 --> 0:53:41.440
<v Speaker 3>will be our colonial space Marines for the film. I

0:53:41.520 --> 0:53:46.360
<v Speaker 3>recall Bond being quite unremarkable. I don't know what to

0:53:46.400 --> 0:53:50.040
<v Speaker 3>say about him. He's just like leader Man. And then

0:53:50.080 --> 0:53:53.480
<v Speaker 3>of course there's Commander Corn, who is some kind of

0:53:53.680 --> 0:53:56.800
<v Speaker 3>some kind of colonel. He stays back in the command

0:53:56.880 --> 0:53:58.200
<v Speaker 3>center for much of the movie.

0:53:58.440 --> 0:54:01.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's played by one time or Bruce McFarland, and

0:54:03.000 --> 0:54:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Raffleson on the screen is played by Al McFarland. So

0:54:06.600 --> 0:54:08.439
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if these two were like father and son,

0:54:08.520 --> 0:54:10.080
<v Speaker 1>if they were related, or they're just having to be

0:54:10.120 --> 0:54:13.479
<v Speaker 1>a couple of McFarland's yeah, in Italy at the time.

0:54:13.680 --> 0:54:15.799
<v Speaker 3>So the three of them are in what looks like

0:54:15.840 --> 0:54:18.360
<v Speaker 3>one of those featureless rooms attached to the side of

0:54:18.360 --> 0:54:21.200
<v Speaker 3>a church where you do Sunday school, and they are

0:54:21.239 --> 0:54:25.319
<v Speaker 3>watching a videotape of the scientist Raffleson. He's the big

0:54:25.360 --> 0:54:27.680
<v Speaker 3>science guy in charge of all the dudes in the tunnels,

0:54:27.960 --> 0:54:30.600
<v Speaker 3>and Raffleson on the tape is saying, well, yeah, one

0:54:30.640 --> 0:54:33.000
<v Speaker 3>thing's for sure. Our group here seems to be condemned

0:54:33.000 --> 0:54:35.960
<v Speaker 3>to certain death, a hideous death, and he could not

0:54:36.120 --> 0:54:39.640
<v Speaker 3>sound more bored. But Raffleson says he wants to create

0:54:39.680 --> 0:54:42.000
<v Speaker 3>a record of what happened here. He says, about a

0:54:42.040 --> 0:54:45.920
<v Speaker 3>week ago, strange things started to take place. Several of

0:54:45.960 --> 0:54:49.600
<v Speaker 3>his team disappeared and others showed signs of mental disturbance.

0:54:49.960 --> 0:54:52.200
<v Speaker 3>And then Drake, who's the guy we met in the tunnel,

0:54:52.520 --> 0:54:54.759
<v Speaker 3>has begun to insist that he is in touch with

0:54:54.800 --> 0:54:58.400
<v Speaker 3>a community of strange creatures, almost as if he were.

0:54:58.800 --> 0:55:01.440
<v Speaker 3>And then the signal cuts off off, cut to static.

0:55:01.880 --> 0:55:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Now at this point, I feel like the movie is

0:55:03.520 --> 0:55:06.680
<v Speaker 1>starting to fire in all cylinders and you're and to

0:55:06.719 --> 0:55:12.040
<v Speaker 1>be fair, like doesn't feel particularly aliens at this point,

0:55:12.080 --> 0:55:13.920
<v Speaker 1>doesn't feel like a huge rip off, you know, it's

0:55:14.000 --> 0:55:16.560
<v Speaker 1>kind of like, all right, some sort of weird creature

0:55:16.640 --> 0:55:19.720
<v Speaker 1>community has emerged in post apocalyptic Venice.

0:55:19.840 --> 0:55:22.640
<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, you could imagine it going in other directions,

0:55:22.640 --> 0:55:26.800
<v Speaker 3>but so okay, here the corn commander tells Sarah Drumble

0:55:26.880 --> 0:55:30.000
<v Speaker 3>that she's gonna have to go on a mission into

0:55:30.080 --> 0:55:33.080
<v Speaker 3>the lab facility to see if they can rescue any survivors.

0:55:33.719 --> 0:55:35.600
<v Speaker 3>And then there's a guy who pipes up from the

0:55:35.600 --> 0:55:39.120
<v Speaker 3>back of the room who's He says something like, you know,

0:55:39.160 --> 0:55:42.320
<v Speaker 3>to heck with the survivors, I need Raffleson's secret diary.

0:55:43.200 --> 0:55:46.880
<v Speaker 3>Who is this guy? Well, he introduces himself as Samuel

0:55:47.000 --> 0:55:49.680
<v Speaker 3>Fuller from the Tubular Corporation.

0:55:50.160 --> 0:55:53.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I love the Tubular Corporation. And they

0:55:53.120 --> 0:55:53.799
<v Speaker 1>say it a lot.

0:55:54.239 --> 0:55:57.719
<v Speaker 3>They never stopped so many references to the Tubular Corporation.

0:55:58.200 --> 0:56:01.560
<v Speaker 3>So I'm trying to think, is there something that refers

0:56:01.600 --> 0:56:04.640
<v Speaker 3>to like, where does that title come from? Obviously this

0:56:04.800 --> 0:56:09.880
<v Speaker 3>is either waylund Utawni or Cyberdine, But where does where does?

0:56:09.960 --> 0:56:11.560
<v Speaker 3>What is the source of tubular?

0:56:12.800 --> 0:56:15.640
<v Speaker 1>They made tubes, I guess, or they were just like

0:56:15.719 --> 0:56:16.640
<v Speaker 1>totally tubular.

0:56:16.800 --> 0:56:18.040
<v Speaker 3>They did like tunnels.

0:56:18.239 --> 0:56:22.640
<v Speaker 1>We learned that, Yeah, tubular tubular. It's just so funny.

0:56:23.640 --> 0:56:25.600
<v Speaker 1>But I did find it hilarious that someone out there

0:56:25.600 --> 0:56:27.640
<v Speaker 1>on one of these like there's like a Terminator wiki

0:56:28.040 --> 0:56:32.600
<v Speaker 1>had added a page for the Tubular Corporation and its

0:56:32.600 --> 0:56:34.400
<v Speaker 1>stressed that it was non canon, that it was not

0:56:34.440 --> 0:56:37.280
<v Speaker 1>officially part of the Terminator universe. But I'm sorry you've

0:56:37.360 --> 0:56:40.640
<v Speaker 1>put it on the Terminator wiki, so it kind of

0:56:40.840 --> 0:56:43.360
<v Speaker 1>is at this point. It's just like an Italian company

0:56:43.719 --> 0:56:44.720
<v Speaker 1>that is in the same world.

0:56:44.840 --> 0:56:49.200
<v Speaker 3>Tubular Corporation is Terminator Dutero canon. Yeah, it's like how

0:56:49.239 --> 0:56:53.120
<v Speaker 3>some Christians feel about like the Book of Enoch or something. Okay,

0:56:53.160 --> 0:56:56.439
<v Speaker 3>but anyway, this guy, Samuel Fuller, he is like our

0:56:56.560 --> 0:57:01.560
<v Speaker 3>Burk from Aliens, except it completely misses the thrust of Burke,

0:57:01.640 --> 0:57:04.000
<v Speaker 3>which is that Burke is charming at first and then

0:57:04.120 --> 0:57:07.920
<v Speaker 3>is revealed to be a snake. Samuel Fuller is mean

0:57:08.120 --> 0:57:11.920
<v Speaker 3>and explicitly evil from the very first moment. He is

0:57:11.960 --> 0:57:16.040
<v Speaker 3>like if the abstract notion of contempt became flesh and blood.

0:57:16.080 --> 0:57:20.200
<v Speaker 3>He's sneering in every single scene, you know. He comes

0:57:20.240 --> 0:57:22.760
<v Speaker 3>up and he's like, I'm going on the mission. And

0:57:22.800 --> 0:57:27.000
<v Speaker 3>then the strikeforce guy Bond, he says, it's only right

0:57:27.080 --> 0:57:30.240
<v Speaker 3>that the lady here comes along. She's a scientist, but

0:57:30.360 --> 0:57:33.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't want any other civilians on the mission. And

0:57:34.000 --> 0:57:36.720
<v Speaker 3>then Fuller comes up and sneers at him. Fuller, by

0:57:36.720 --> 0:57:40.320
<v Speaker 3>the way, is wearing like a black and red jacket

0:57:40.360 --> 0:57:43.400
<v Speaker 3>with these big pouches on it, like a cargo pockets

0:57:43.520 --> 0:57:47.440
<v Speaker 3>jacket and a black and red hat. So again very

0:57:47.640 --> 0:57:51.240
<v Speaker 3>terminator color scheme. And he comes up and sneers at

0:57:51.280 --> 0:57:53.840
<v Speaker 3>the guy, and he says, eleven years in the Marines

0:57:53.920 --> 0:57:56.800
<v Speaker 3>were enough to teach me that whoever talks a lot

0:57:56.960 --> 0:58:00.520
<v Speaker 3>doesn't get much done, and you seem to talk lot.

0:58:02.280 --> 0:58:05.640
<v Speaker 3>So Bond is he gets mad and he's going to lunge,

0:58:05.680 --> 0:58:08.440
<v Speaker 3>but the corn commander holds him back and says, easy, Bond,

0:58:08.720 --> 0:58:12.680
<v Speaker 3>Fuller here is an expert in martial arts. So the

0:58:12.760 --> 0:58:15.880
<v Speaker 3>colonel explains that Bond doesn't really have a choice because

0:58:15.920 --> 0:58:19.120
<v Speaker 3>the Tubular Corporation is the one that ordered the mission

0:58:19.240 --> 0:58:21.440
<v Speaker 3>that they've got to go in there, and they're the

0:58:21.480 --> 0:58:25.520
<v Speaker 3>ones that constructed the viaduct leading to the underground venice,

0:58:25.600 --> 0:58:27.120
<v Speaker 3>which is I guess where they're headed.

0:58:27.320 --> 0:58:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so that is, to your point, basically a tube.

0:58:30.200 --> 0:58:34.040
<v Speaker 3>It is, right, Yeah, it's a tube. So Sneerman here

0:58:34.200 --> 0:58:36.160
<v Speaker 3>is with the company, and he gets to come along

0:58:36.240 --> 0:58:38.440
<v Speaker 3>with the Mega Force because he's with the company and

0:58:38.480 --> 0:58:39.640
<v Speaker 3>because he knows karate.

0:58:40.760 --> 0:58:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

0:58:41.000 --> 0:58:44.360
<v Speaker 3>Also here the scientist Sarah Drumbel speaks up, and she

0:58:44.480 --> 0:58:48.760
<v Speaker 3>says the project was supposed to purify the city's polluted waters.

0:58:49.160 --> 0:58:52.000
<v Speaker 3>As things stand, it appears that all of your millions

0:58:52.000 --> 0:58:56.160
<v Speaker 3>have only gone to worsen the situation. And Fuller looks

0:58:56.200 --> 0:59:00.760
<v Speaker 3>at her ego that remains to be seen. Then they're like, okay,

0:59:00.760 --> 0:59:03.280
<v Speaker 3>we've got fifteen minutes to get ready. So instead of

0:59:03.360 --> 0:59:06.720
<v Speaker 3>the whole like drop ship situation in Aliens where we

0:59:06.760 --> 0:59:09.920
<v Speaker 3>get to know everybody, instead we get like a locker

0:59:10.000 --> 0:59:12.400
<v Speaker 3>room scene where we get to know the Marines before

0:59:12.440 --> 0:59:16.880
<v Speaker 3>they go through a door. So let's meet our Megaporce team.

0:59:17.080 --> 0:59:23.120
<v Speaker 3>They are strongly trying to recreate the competitive swagger and

0:59:23.200 --> 0:59:26.200
<v Speaker 3>bravado of the Colonial Marines when we first meet them

0:59:26.200 --> 0:59:29.360
<v Speaker 3>in Aliens, But there once again is a malfunction in

0:59:29.400 --> 0:59:33.560
<v Speaker 3>the photocopier, so these Marines do not feel like the tough,

0:59:33.640 --> 0:59:36.800
<v Speaker 3>cocky space warriors that they're trying to emulate. This is

0:59:36.840 --> 0:59:41.520
<v Speaker 3>not Vasquez, Drake, Hudson, Hicks and Apone. Instead, these marines

0:59:41.560 --> 0:59:44.520
<v Speaker 3>are there. They are trying to be cocky and aggressive

0:59:44.560 --> 0:59:48.560
<v Speaker 3>at one another, but they just come off as incredibly weird,

0:59:48.920 --> 0:59:53.160
<v Speaker 3>like off the charts bizarre energy. The first one we

0:59:53.200 --> 0:59:57.000
<v Speaker 3>meet is my favorite by far. This is Costor. We

0:59:57.040 --> 0:59:59.720
<v Speaker 3>talked about her earlier, but she is just a gift

0:59:59.720 --> 1:00:02.280
<v Speaker 3>from Heaven. I love her. When we first meet her,

1:00:02.560 --> 1:00:06.400
<v Speaker 3>she's looking straight into the camera and breathing heavy. Her

1:00:06.440 --> 1:00:08.800
<v Speaker 3>first line is when we can't repeat on the show,

1:00:08.840 --> 1:00:11.880
<v Speaker 3>or we're gonna get tagged explicit by the platforms. But

1:00:12.240 --> 1:00:15.880
<v Speaker 3>she's just wandering around the Megapce locker room, playing with

1:00:16.040 --> 1:00:19.680
<v Speaker 3>guns and suggestively taunting the other Mega Force dudes about

1:00:19.720 --> 1:00:22.800
<v Speaker 3>not sweating enough and not being real men. In her

1:00:22.840 --> 1:00:26.120
<v Speaker 3>intern monologue, she talks about how she's back and she's

1:00:26.200 --> 1:00:29.280
<v Speaker 3>ready to kick butt, but like, where is she back from? Yeah?

1:00:29.440 --> 1:00:31.840
<v Speaker 3>I don't think we ever learned that there's also so

1:00:31.920 --> 1:00:37.600
<v Speaker 3>much just unreal levels of forced hostility between these people,

1:00:37.760 --> 1:00:41.320
<v Speaker 3>Like you don't feel tension in the room at all,

1:00:41.440 --> 1:00:44.400
<v Speaker 3>but they just start insulting each other out of nowhere.

1:00:44.480 --> 1:00:47.720
<v Speaker 3>There is there's out of nowhere and for no reason

1:00:47.800 --> 1:00:52.360
<v Speaker 3>ethnic antagonism that arises and then dissipates where somebody's like

1:00:52.400 --> 1:00:55.520
<v Speaker 3>you're Italian and they get real mad at each other

1:00:55.600 --> 1:00:56.800
<v Speaker 3>and then it just goes away.

1:00:57.560 --> 1:01:00.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's just such an unhinged feeling of what is

1:01:00.360 --> 1:01:02.760
<v Speaker 1>going to happen next in this scene, and it just

1:01:02.760 --> 1:01:07.120
<v Speaker 1>feels completely off the rails from the very start, because

1:01:07.120 --> 1:01:09.520
<v Speaker 1>you have like the apparent fourth wall breaking in the beginning,

1:01:09.560 --> 1:01:11.720
<v Speaker 1>because who else is she talking to looking right into

1:01:11.760 --> 1:01:14.560
<v Speaker 1>the camera us, I guess yeah, and I feel kind

1:01:14.560 --> 1:01:16.440
<v Speaker 1>of put on the spot by it. Then there are

1:01:16.440 --> 1:01:20.680
<v Speaker 1>all these like weird like first draft insults being thrown around,

1:01:21.120 --> 1:01:24.920
<v Speaker 1>and just an overbearing sense of wandering and seam filling,

1:01:25.120 --> 1:01:28.360
<v Speaker 1>especially as Coster like walks. It's a huge locker room

1:01:29.320 --> 1:01:31.840
<v Speaker 1>like this is clearly one at this nuclear facility, former

1:01:31.920 --> 1:01:35.240
<v Speaker 1>nuclear facility, and she's just like walking from one marine

1:01:35.360 --> 1:01:38.680
<v Speaker 1>one Mega Force member to another to insult them and

1:01:38.840 --> 1:01:42.920
<v Speaker 1>or encourage them, and it just the camera is just

1:01:42.920 --> 1:01:46.160
<v Speaker 1>just tracking her as she goes. So this definitely feels

1:01:46.160 --> 1:01:47.680
<v Speaker 1>like a scene where they're like, well, we've got to

1:01:47.720 --> 1:01:50.480
<v Speaker 1>fill we got to fill some time up here, guys,

1:01:50.760 --> 1:01:54.160
<v Speaker 1>so get out there, do the lines, maybe add a

1:01:54.200 --> 1:01:57.280
<v Speaker 1>little bit extra, but we're absolutely not going to stop rolling.

1:01:57.480 --> 1:01:59.800
<v Speaker 3>Oh my, it feels so stretched out. It's like it's

1:01:59.800 --> 1:02:04.080
<v Speaker 3>like a jam band improv so low, but just marines

1:02:04.160 --> 1:02:06.200
<v Speaker 3>yelling at each other. But it's so good.

1:02:06.520 --> 1:02:07.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

1:02:07.160 --> 1:02:10.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh but then after Costa is insulting everybody, she finally

1:02:10.680 --> 1:02:13.439
<v Speaker 3>meets the one other marine she likes, the Megaphores guy

1:02:13.520 --> 1:02:18.360
<v Speaker 3>named Cain, who is a shirtless guy with long blonde

1:02:18.360 --> 1:02:21.600
<v Speaker 3>hair and sunglasses and a bandana on. So he's like

1:02:21.640 --> 1:02:24.920
<v Speaker 3>a surfer. Yeah, and he's the only guy that cost

1:02:24.960 --> 1:02:29.600
<v Speaker 3>he seems to respect. And Cain is really weirdly like

1:02:29.840 --> 1:02:33.080
<v Speaker 3>soft spoken, like he just doesn't seem to be playing

1:02:33.120 --> 1:02:36.520
<v Speaker 3>one of these, like, you know, marine types. So I

1:02:36.560 --> 1:02:39.760
<v Speaker 3>think they're trying to reproduce like the Vasquez and Drake

1:02:39.880 --> 1:02:43.240
<v Speaker 3>friendship from Aliens, but it just doesn't it's not working.

1:02:44.640 --> 1:02:46.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm going to shock everyone with the fact here

1:02:46.560 --> 1:02:50.520
<v Speaker 1>that the actor playing Kan Cortland Riley. This was his

1:02:50.560 --> 1:02:53.680
<v Speaker 1>only acting role, so I don't know the details on it,

1:02:53.720 --> 1:02:56.120
<v Speaker 1>but I imagine it's another situation of here's a guy

1:02:56.440 --> 1:02:58.880
<v Speaker 1>who happened to be in Rome. Maybe he was doing

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<v Speaker 1>some modeling work or something thing and got picked up

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<v Speaker 1>for this picture.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that sounds about right. He I mean, he is

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<v Speaker 3>barely acting. He just kind of says his lines. There's

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<v Speaker 3>he Then in this scene in the locker room, he

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<v Speaker 3>like hands cost her or shotgun and he's like, play

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<v Speaker 3>with it, and then she does. She like runs around

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<v Speaker 3>the room pointing at dudes in the locker room and

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<v Speaker 3>then gets into a fight with this guy Franzini. It's nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like franzenians up pulling a switch play, doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>he It's I recently rewatched Aliens, and I did think

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<v Speaker 1>that there were times where the Colonial Marines, again though

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<v Speaker 1>to be sure, under significant stress, were lacking in discipline

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<v Speaker 1>in some key moments. But Mega Force is just pure anarchy.

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<v Speaker 1>There's not they haven't even gone out in the field yet,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no additional stress other than what they brought to

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<v Speaker 1>the locker room, and they're already at each other's throats.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so the Mega Force they meet up with the

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<v Speaker 3>characters we've already met, you know, doctor Sarah, Drumbull and

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<v Speaker 3>Fuller from the Tubular Corporation. So they open the door

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<v Speaker 3>to the secure facility and kickstart the action. And I

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<v Speaker 3>think here is a good place to kind of shift

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<v Speaker 3>gears in how we're talking about what happens, because much

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<v Speaker 3>of the rest of the movie is very action focused

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<v Speaker 3>and is very much a copy of the plot of Aliens,

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<v Speaker 3>but with variations. So speaking more loosely from now on,

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<v Speaker 3>I think we should just talk about things that stood

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<v Speaker 3>out from this copy of the Alien's plot as it

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<v Speaker 3>goes forward. So there is generally the shape of things

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<v Speaker 3>to come is that they go into this facility, they

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<v Speaker 3>discover the monsters inside, the monsters attack them, They discover

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<v Speaker 3>what happened to the previous occupants there, they were attacked

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<v Speaker 3>by monsters, and then there is a betrayal where the

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<v Speaker 3>company man tries to I don't know, monster infects some

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<v Speaker 3>more people, and there's just general Then there's progression into

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<v Speaker 3>another location. There's discovery of a survivor, which is the

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<v Speaker 3>newt type character, the daughter of what's his name Raffleson,

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<v Speaker 3>the guy who was running the facility, and then there

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<v Speaker 3>is progression to another location where they learn some more

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<v Speaker 3>stuff about a conspiracy to create monsters I think as

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<v Speaker 3>a weapon or something. It's your standard, you know, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>the Evil Corporation was trying to make trying to make

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<v Speaker 3>giant monsters as I don't know, for military contracts or something.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know why they'd be all that useful. And

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<v Speaker 3>then there is a self destruct sequence. You have ten

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<v Speaker 3>minutes to achieve minimum safe distance. Now do we have

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<v Speaker 3>anything to say else to say about the scene and

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<v Speaker 3>the tunnels where they come across this guy Drake who

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<v Speaker 3>is giving a really a plus performance, like so hyperactive,

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<v Speaker 3>where he's like, if you enter the city, you're going

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<v Speaker 3>to die one and then he screams. He does a

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<v Speaker 3>scream kind of like in the end of Invasion of

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<v Speaker 3>the Body Snatch, and then everybody starts screaming and covering

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<v Speaker 3>their ears, and I don't know, that was one of

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<v Speaker 3>the moments that really got me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I don't know what exactly was going on

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<v Speaker 1>in that sequence, but it's like it's so over the top.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes less is more, but sometimes you've got to be

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<v Speaker 1>a little more experienced to find that correct level.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I think we could continue to think about

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<v Speaker 3>the question of, like, what is it that made them

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<v Speaker 3>copy certain elements from Aliens and not others. One thing

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<v Speaker 3>that they definitely took from Aliens is the motion trackers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they really like these handheld devices that look kind of

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<v Speaker 3>like a remote control where they're scanning for motion in

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<v Speaker 3>front of them and it's making that pulsing beeping sound

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<v Speaker 3>That is a very effective thing in Aliens because there's

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<v Speaker 3>like a sound cue that lets you know something is approaching,

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<v Speaker 3>but you know you can't hear it directly, so it's

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<v Speaker 3>very creepy like that, and they use that to the

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<v Speaker 3>best effect they can in this movie too, so it

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<v Speaker 3>kind of makes sense why they why they lifted that element.

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<v Speaker 3>They also lifted the element of the monsters cocooning their

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<v Speaker 3>victims in the walls. So they're like going through these

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<v Speaker 3>tunnels and they find people who were part of this

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<v Speaker 3>science mission sort of wrapped up in the slime and

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<v Speaker 3>stuck to the walls, and and you know, they act

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<v Speaker 3>a lot like the cocooned people in Aliens.

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<v Speaker 1>Do, except what bursts out of them not the larval

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<v Speaker 1>monster of any form, but the monster glove hand of

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<v Speaker 1>a full sized monster.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Which I like, but it is also stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>There is a scene a lot like the the Assault

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<v Speaker 3>on the Hive in Aliens, where you know, the Marines

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<v Speaker 3>are going through these dark tunnels and they get confused

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<v Speaker 3>and attacked by monsters in the dark.

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<v Speaker 1>And this sequence, the sequence where they're actually fighting the monsters,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, is way better than it had any right

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<v Speaker 1>to be.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>The monsters look pretty good. They'd like throw they throw

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<v Speaker 1>a dude over a rail. There are a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>scenes of monsters being shot with these shotguns. So it

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<v Speaker 1>all came together pretty well, and it kind of matches

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<v Speaker 1>up with something Tyler had to say about the production

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<v Speaker 1>that that basically Bruno was really focused on the technical

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<v Speaker 1>aspects of the shoot, and meanwhile the dialogue was maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you know, second or third in everyone's priority. In that

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<v Speaker 1>Fangoria interview, she said, quote, there was a lovely woman

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<v Speaker 1>on set. I believe she was Australian who was supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be the dialogue coach, if you will. So if

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<v Speaker 1>she wasn't there, you could say whatever you wanted and

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<v Speaker 1>Bruno would have no idea. Bruno didn't speak English.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man, I actually can't even imagine that directing a

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<v Speaker 3>film in a language that I don't speak, that that's

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<v Speaker 3>like a difficult task.

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<v Speaker 1>But directing this film in a language you don't speak,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe you know especially I mean, I can maybe

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<v Speaker 1>see where like Bruno is coming from. It's kind of like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I've got all I can handle is the

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<v Speaker 1>technical stuff here. Someone else is going to have to

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<v Speaker 1>handle this script and talking to these actors because there's

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<v Speaker 1>just not enough time.

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<v Speaker 3>So onto more elements they copy from Aliens. There's, of

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<v Speaker 3>course the newt character and the discovery of her. That

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<v Speaker 3>scene is similar to how it is in Aliens. They've

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<v Speaker 3>got the scene where they sort of create a defensible

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<v Speaker 3>position and they're trying to they're trying to prevent the

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<v Speaker 3>monsters from coming in and getting them, and it's very

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<v Speaker 3>similar as it is in Aliens. It's like, oh, they're

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<v Speaker 3>inside the perimeter. They cut the power, But they don't

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<v Speaker 3>say how could they cut the power? Man? Their animals,

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<v Speaker 3>I think they just say how could they cut the power?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't recall anybody saying game over, man, game over?

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<v Speaker 1>No, they didn't. They showed some restraint, but there are

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<v Speaker 1>plenty of lines that are just copied wholesale. Like there's

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<v Speaker 1>the pull back and forth where the new character in

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<v Speaker 1>Aliens is like my mother said, there weren't monsters, but

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<v Speaker 1>there are, you know, that effect, But basically have that

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<v Speaker 1>here as well. The scene where Newt is separated from

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<v Speaker 1>from Ripley, that's pretty much directly copied here, but without

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<v Speaker 1>without the as effective a set being utilized. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there are multiple places like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I already mentioned this earlier, But one scene that is

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<v Speaker 3>copied almost exactly is the scene in Aliens where Burke

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<v Speaker 3>is trying to infect Ripley and Newt with face huggers

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<v Speaker 3>while they're taking a nap. He like releases them into

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<v Speaker 3>the room with them and then turns off the monitors

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<v Speaker 3>so none of the soldiers can see that happens. Almost

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<v Speaker 3>exactly the same in this with Fuller like sitting there

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<v Speaker 3>watching coldly as you know, they're screaming for help and

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<v Speaker 3>what is it? Though it's Ripley. She manages to get

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<v Speaker 3>everybody's attention by holding a lighter up to the sprinkler

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<v Speaker 3>system so they think there's a fire. Very clever on

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<v Speaker 3>Ripley's part. I love that. It's a good, good moment

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<v Speaker 3>of fast thinking and aliens. But she does something different

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<v Speaker 3>in this movie. What does she do?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this is a great question that I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>the answer. I'm not sure how they wrap this scene up.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like she I think she just like presses an

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<v Speaker 3>alarm button. It's a little more direct. Yeah, that sounds

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<v Speaker 3>I believe you're correct on that. But then they have

1:11:11.320 --> 1:11:14.479
<v Speaker 3>basically the same outcome where they're like, well, we should just

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<v Speaker 3>execute this guy. He's not on our side. But unfortunately

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<v Speaker 3>for them, it becomes apparent as we proceed through the

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<v Speaker 3>plot here that our company man is not a man.

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<v Speaker 3>He's maybe a little more like Ash from Alien by

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<v Speaker 3>way of Terminator. That's right, So, yes, it's more like

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<v Speaker 3>the Ash reveal, but the format is terminator. Like, he

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<v Speaker 3>gets part of his face scraped off and he's got

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<v Speaker 3>a metal Indo skeleton, so he looks like a T

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<v Speaker 3>eight hundred. Yeah, and it's revealed that the company, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>the company man is here to ensure that their profits

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<v Speaker 3>are secured and I don't know, to erase any evidence

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<v Speaker 3>of what happened here. I don't remember the exact details,

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<v Speaker 3>but he just turns out to be a bad guy

1:11:55.960 --> 1:11:59.040
<v Speaker 3>and he's chasing our heroes around. You know, all of

1:11:59.040 --> 1:12:01.760
<v Speaker 3>those space marines get wiped out by the monsters. But

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<v Speaker 3>then the Fuller here is chasing Sarah drumble around in

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<v Speaker 3>this facility, much like the scene where the Terminator is

1:12:10.320 --> 1:12:12.840
<v Speaker 3>chasing Sarah Connor in the computer factory. At the end

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<v Speaker 3>of Terminator there, oh, when Fuller gets kind of semi

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<v Speaker 3>defeated several times, but it comes back. You know, there

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<v Speaker 3>are people who are trying to shoot him, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 3>you fool, I am immune to bullets. But then Sarah

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<v Speaker 3>defeats him with an with a fire extinguisher.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, yeah, yeah, she's like phrasing with a fire extinguisher.

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<v Speaker 1>And they not only need to escape the Terminator, they

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<v Speaker 1>need to escape the facility, which is going to explode.

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<v Speaker 1>And just yeah, just when you think this film is

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<v Speaker 1>out of jaw dropping choices, there they escape. I think

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<v Speaker 1>we reference this already via time machine. They find a

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<v Speaker 1>Tubular Company time machine they also make tubes through time

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<v Speaker 1>and space apparently, and they climb aboard that and escape

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<v Speaker 1>into the past.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, into the past, you know Venice of nineteen eighty nine.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have also settled for escape into the future,

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<v Speaker 1>where they land up in the background of a Stanley

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<v Speaker 1>Tucci documentary, and Stanley tuccis like, jump in and help

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<v Speaker 1>defeat the enemy here, but they went in the past instead.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm making you zucchini pasta. Yeah, yeah, So this coda

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<v Speaker 3>is there are a lot of like jaw on the

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<v Speaker 3>floor things in Shocking Dark, but this was the one

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<v Speaker 3>for me. I could not believe it that the ending

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<v Speaker 3>involved a twist with time travel. There's no hint earlier

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<v Speaker 3>on that there's time travel. They just like go into

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<v Speaker 3>a room while they're trying to escape the blast, and

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<v Speaker 3>it's like, welcome to the Tubular Corporation time machine. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>use the following controls to go into the past, and

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<v Speaker 3>they do. And then it turns out that Fuller, the

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<v Speaker 3>Terminator also took a time machine into the past to

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<v Speaker 3>chase them.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to chase them through the streets of Venice.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, chases them around Venice while they're asking just Italians

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<v Speaker 3>for help, you know, And so the Terminator's like throwing

1:14:07.040 --> 1:14:09.439
<v Speaker 3>them into the canals anybody who tries to help them.

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<v Speaker 3>And then also they defeat. So Sarah defeats the terminator

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<v Speaker 3>by tossing him a remote control that is somehow associated

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<v Speaker 3>with the time machine. I don't understand why this defeated him,

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<v Speaker 3>but she's like catch and throws him the remote and

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<v Speaker 3>he catches it and then just electricity shoots all over

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<v Speaker 3>the place and he's dead.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, yep, enemy defeat it. And it felt a

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<v Speaker 1>little pressed for time perhaps, And I have to say,

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<v Speaker 1>no gondola chases. I think we needed a gondola chase here,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, last five minutes of the picture. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess they didn't have time.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I Roger Moore era James Bond, a movie

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<v Speaker 3>you would have done, but not Shocking Dark. But so

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<v Speaker 3>it's interesting that you were like watching Shocking Dark and

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<v Speaker 3>it's a ripoff of Aliens, and you forget that it

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<v Speaker 3>was according to the poster and the box start and

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<v Speaker 3>the title supposed to be a ripoff of Terminator, and

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<v Speaker 3>you just forget that that's even what you signed up

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<v Speaker 3>for until the last fifteen minutes of the movie, and

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<v Speaker 3>then oh, you're like, oh, now it is a ripoff

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<v Speaker 3>of Terminator. We're done with Aliens now. Now for the

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<v Speaker 3>rest of the runtime, it's Terminator. We got time travel,

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<v Speaker 3>killer robots and Sarah Sarah Connor.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, by that point the picture you've forgotten

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<v Speaker 1>Terminator was really in the mix, and so the time

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<v Speaker 1>travel comes out of nowhere. But I guess makes sense

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<v Speaker 1>if you realize, well, it was a Terminator ripoff all

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<v Speaker 1>along as well.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm so glad you picked shocking Dark for the show.

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<v Speaker 3>This was a beautiful experience and I know I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to watch this one many times to come.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Like I say, it's been a while since we

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<v Speaker 1>watched something this schlocky, so it was a nice return.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think we could cover a film like this

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<v Speaker 1>every week. I don't think there are enough schlocky films

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<v Speaker 1>of this caliber out there ultimately, but it's great to

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<v Speaker 1>return to them. Rob.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you've had the experience, but it

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<v Speaker 3>in my I feel like movies of this sort that

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<v Speaker 3>are extremely pleasing to watch and have this kind of

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<v Speaker 3>awkwardness to them are actually harder to cover and explain

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<v Speaker 3>on the show than some technically duller films are.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, sometimes those technically dull films have also have plots

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<v Speaker 1>that you can really follow because they're like bullet points,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and or there's not a lot happening this one.

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<v Speaker 1>There's always a lot of a lot of things happening.

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<v Speaker 1>There's to the point where I have difficulty remembering exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, what all the plot points are. I just

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<v Speaker 1>remember the spectacle of the acting, and then sometimes the monsters.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I see what you're talking about. But luckily,

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<v Speaker 1>Shocking Dark is a film that invites you to view

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<v Speaker 1>it over and over again.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I do feel like I have somewhat fallen short

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<v Speaker 3>in describing its virtues, but it I hope I can

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<v Speaker 3>at least say, if you like schlock movies, you should

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<v Speaker 3>see it. It needs to be you need to see

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<v Speaker 3>it for yourself. You've got to have the experience.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely. All right, We're going to go ahead and close

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<v Speaker 1>the time machine hatch on this selection of Weird House Cinema,

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<v Speaker 1>but we'll be back next week with something else. I'd

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