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Speaker 1: The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan, Part one.

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Speaker 2: Behind a scene with a member of the show, What's up, everybody,

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the weekend Lunchbox joins me.

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Speaker 1: How are you lunch Oh man, I'm excited. We got

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Speaker 1: baseball and soccer games today, so we just got to

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Speaker 1: get this in and out so we can get out there.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean, take the field, play.

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Speaker 2: Ball, because you're in on a Saturday, right in.

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Speaker 1: On a Saturday. Man, it just feels good to finally, yeah,

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Speaker 1: get that stuff off.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, we are going to talk about your kids

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Speaker 2: and some fun stuff, so let's just get into it.

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Speaker 2: How are you feeling after.

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Speaker 3: This week's punishment of wearing a syphilist tea shirt, a

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Speaker 3: ball cap, and also trucknuts.

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Speaker 1: I had a necklace that had a image on it

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Speaker 1: that was very weird and it was so annoying because

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Speaker 1: Mike d bought a necklace. It was way too small,

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Speaker 1: so it was really choking my neck.

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Speaker 2: He gave you a choker. I mean, I think that

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Speaker 2: was on purpose.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it was. I think he just didn't know.

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Speaker 1: And that was a lot. Those were a lot heavier

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Speaker 1: than you realized.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not rubber.

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Speaker 1: No, they're not rubber, and like when you walk, they

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Speaker 1: were kind of banging me in the chest.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: That kind of was annoying. The hat and the shirt

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Speaker 1: were really annoying because I always had to remember to, oh, man,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what am I going to wear a day.

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Speaker 1: That was great because I didn't have to pick out

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Speaker 1: an outfit, and sometimes i'd forget I was wearing it

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Speaker 1: and people would just kind of be looking at you

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Speaker 1: and snickering.

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Speaker 2: Would they ask you about it in the wild, Well.

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Speaker 1: Some people, but some people you could just see them like.

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Speaker 2: You feel like kind of back in high school, or

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Speaker 2: you get made fun of.

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't get made fun of in high school,

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Speaker 1: So I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Do you imagine what that's like? Was that like kind

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Speaker 2: of what.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get made fun of?

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Speaker 2: How'd your wife feel when you guys were out in public?

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Speaker 2: Was she like, I'm not with this guy.

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Speaker 1: She didn't want to go. We didn't really go. She

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Speaker 1: we didn't go to any places together, let's put it

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Speaker 1: that way. She's like, no, no, we don't need we

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Speaker 1: won't go to dinner today.

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Speaker 2: She's like next week maybe next week.

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Speaker 1: Will maybe do something like no, no, no, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: wear that. No, I'll just go by myself.

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Speaker 2: What about the kids?

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Speaker 1: They don't know what it means. They don't care.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but did that at any point? Like look at

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Speaker 2: you and be like, why what are you wearing? Dad?

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Speaker 1: No? Okay, they don't have any idea. I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they they're six, five and three. They don't have any

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Speaker 2: Big of a word reading yet.

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Speaker 1: No, I ag read. But you think he can read symphilist.

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Speaker 1: I mean, but he could ask me and then but

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Speaker 1: it's cursive.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I guess they're not. Yeah, they're not learning cursive. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so that's true.

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Speaker 3: Dang, I'm actually shocked that they did it, Like even

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Speaker 3: just the colors, like why are you wearing that matching?

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: They don't care about what I'm wearing. Why are you

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Speaker 1: wearing a matching shirt? They have no idea, They didn't

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Speaker 1: care one bit. They just thought I got a new shirt.

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Speaker 1: That was it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm glad your punishment is over for your sake. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: glad it's over to where you're like, no, I could

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Speaker 2: do that again.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean I could do it again. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's not like it was painful. It wasn't like I

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Speaker 1: had a needle in my eye.

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Speaker 2: No, But did you have any shame at any point

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Speaker 2: in time for what?

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Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not out there spreading syphilis around the world, like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not infecting people on purpose. So I didn't feel

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Speaker 1: bad at all. Whatever, it was cool. I didn't wash

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not surprised. You don't wash your hoodies either.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean so I was sweating in it, and

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Speaker 1: I just hang it up like kind of lay it on,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, even when you bike ride to work.

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Speaker 1: Even when I bike ride to work, even when I

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Speaker 1: went to the driving range, even when you know, anywhere

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Speaker 1: I went whatever.

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Speaker 2: I was wondering what that smell was in our studio.

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Speaker 1: Oh that was probably you. But okay, but see, you

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Speaker 1: can't smell, so I know you can't. You can't even

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Speaker 1: say that. See, your jokes don't even work because you're

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Speaker 1: you have Hey, it' took.

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Speaker 2: Your second to remember that though I have COVID, have COVID,

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Speaker 2: but I did got COVID knows I did have COVID

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Speaker 2: and that's why the are dead in my nose. Yes,

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Speaker 2: thank you for running me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. That's a good thing.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what. But yeah, uh, and this hat,

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Speaker 1: I mean that hat was disannoying.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm ready, Are you not a hat guy? No?

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Speaker 1: I only wear a hat when I play golf, that's it.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen you wear a hat ever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird. I have so many hats because people,

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Speaker 1: you know, we get a lot of free hats. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I never wear them. I used to wear a hat.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Is it just not like your vibe. You don't think

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Speaker 3: of it, you don't need it. I mean you have

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Speaker 3: a full like set of hair.

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Speaker 1: So that I wore a hat, and like every day

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Speaker 1: in high school. That was cool because you'd wear a

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Speaker 1: hat in school. I mean that was really maybe the

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Speaker 1: coolest thing, like when you went from middle school to

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Speaker 1: high school. It was supposed to be off campus lunch. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but the year I came in my freshman year of

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Speaker 1: high school, they changed it to only seniors could leave campus.

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Speaker 1: So all of eighth grade we'd been talking about. Man,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna be able to leave campus re lunch. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna be able to leave campus relunch. Oh, dude's gonna

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Speaker 1: be so awesome. Dude, We're gonna go to Walley's Burger

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Speaker 1: and shake. We're gonna go to Gaddi Town and get

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Speaker 1: the Gaddy Pizza buffet. Show up freshman year. Sorry, we've

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Speaker 1: changed the rules to you can't leave the campus unless

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Speaker 1: you're a senior. Boo, Okay, that stinks. Yeah, cool, cool.

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Speaker 1: But you could wear a hat at school, and let

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Speaker 1: me tell you, you want to talk about feeling like freedom

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Speaker 1: to wear a hat, To wear a hat in school

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Speaker 1: when you're that age, it was like the coolest thing

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Speaker 2: Now, I'm thinking if we were able to wear hats,

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Speaker 2: I don't think we were able to in a school.

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Speaker 1: We wore hats all the time. I wore hat every day. Now,

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Speaker 1: there were some teachers that when you were in the class,

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Speaker 1: But man, it was so work that.

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Speaker 2: You could sleep easier and they wouldn't notice. Like you

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Speaker 2: I always wonder that why some teachers didn't allow because

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Speaker 1: Teachers want to try to act like they have power.

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Speaker 1: They want to act, Oh, you can't do that, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna be respectful in my class. Or some teachers are

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's kind of like Ben Stiller from Dodgeball there

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, Global Jim, you ready, we're going to smash you.

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Speaker 1: That's a good movie. Yeah. Some teachers just they try

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Speaker 1: to assert their dominance like they are some unbelievable, amazing person.

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Speaker 1: They have so much power. It's really annoying. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you what. The teachers you said, annoy the crap out

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Speaker 2: I can tell the way you just went off on

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Speaker 2: them and their their power that they evenly have.

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Speaker 1: Over the It's amazing how they think they have so

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Speaker 1: much spark, like just be cool. Just like we had

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Speaker 1: a police officer, right, yeah, and we called him Nacho okay,

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Speaker 1: and that may have been his name. I'm not sure,

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Speaker 1: but that was his name to me and I wore

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Speaker 1: a sho that they deemed inappropriate one time to school. Yeah. Right,

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Speaker 1: and he is like talking to me and he's standing.

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting down. He's yelling at me like and he's

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Speaker 1: just like in my face. I'm like, this is a

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Speaker 2: What was the T shirt? Do you remember? Well?

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Speaker 1: The one time I had a T shirt? It said

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Speaker 1: They had kids named knee deep in uh you know,

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Speaker 2: That to school thinking you were gonna get away with that.

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Speaker 2: I wore it for like the whole year and you

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean it doesn't say the word. It says

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Speaker 1: s c h I T T. And my grandma bought

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Speaker 2: I really appreciate Lunchbucks.

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Speaker 3: How the generations in your family have just passed things

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Speaker 3: down the way I hear you talk about things, how

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Speaker 2: Did it, so I'm doing it. And now I'm hearing

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Speaker 2: school with the Jack Dangos backpack. Like, no, I'm seeing

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Speaker 2: the generational thing here.

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Speaker 1: The Jack Daniels backpack is funny. The shirt. I picked

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Speaker 1: you right, Yeah, we went to back school shopping and

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Speaker 1: I picked it out and grandma bought it. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: that's when I got in trouble is. It was like

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Speaker 1: the second semester and I'm eating lunch in the cafeteria

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Speaker 1: because there's no app off campus lunch and I get

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Speaker 1: a tap on my shoulder and it's the like assistant principale.

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Speaker 1: He's like, come over and see me at the table

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Speaker 1: when you get done eating. I'm like, all right, cool whatever,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. So I'm sitting there eating it's like

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Speaker 1: ten minutes learning. He comes up and he goes, are

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Speaker 1: you done eating? And I might know and he goes,

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Speaker 1: he makes me throw my lunch away and he says,

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Speaker 1: do you know why what we need to talk about.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I've got no clue. Man. He goes,

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Speaker 1: your shirt it's very inappropriate for school. So we're gonna

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Speaker 2: Like you're in a very impressionable moment on you that

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Speaker 1: Well, it's here's the thing, these teachers. That's what I mean.

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Speaker 1: This is absolutely stupid. This is the stupid what we're worried.

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Speaker 1: Well yes, I but also it's like this dude thinks

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Speaker 1: What am I gonna be? What am I scared of?

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Speaker 1: I'm wearing a T shirt that he thinks is inappropriate?

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Speaker 1: Why aren't we wasting our time?

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Speaker 3: You never had this level of embarrassment is embarrassing and

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Speaker 3: and then you'd come back to the classroom everybody'd be like,

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Speaker 1: And you want to hoot you mama out and shorter? No,

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Speaker 1: I hood red hood rat, hoot.

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Speaker 3: You mama my shorts because I'm short. We're all ways

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Speaker 3: they would be longer. That's how shorts like work. Okay,

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Speaker 3: And I'm super short and I was very short back then,

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Speaker 2: Just like an inch or like half a thing above.

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Speaker 1: This is what I mean. And I waste their time

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Speaker 1: because your shorts are too short, Like, hey, dude, what

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Speaker 1: about the guy smoking weed in the bathroom or you know,

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Speaker 2: There has to be a reason for it, though. They

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Speaker 1: For because they want to enforce their power and show

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Speaker 2: I don't know that that's all of them, but I'm.

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Speaker 1: Not saying all of them. I'm saying some of them

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Speaker 2: No, I'm just like shocked.

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Speaker 3: Though the just from you from a young age, you

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Speaker 2: Still does it to this day. I know that about you.

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Speaker 1: I just didn't care. Like the beginning in Trouble wasn't

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Speaker 1: I don't know my parents' number, so I'm never gonna

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Speaker 2: Were you the class clown?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Did you like pull pranks ever? Were you ever like

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Speaker 1: Oh, constantly cracking jokes all the.

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Speaker 3: Time, talking back, like cracking jokes or just cracking jokes

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Speaker 1: Uh, probably talking back, cracking jokes. Like So, then so

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Speaker 1: they leave the voicemail, right, let me finish the story

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Speaker 1: and then I'll tell you more, Like we've been on.

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Speaker 1: But no, this is fantastic. This is fantastic. Okay, So

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Speaker 2: That's what your parents.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like that's funny your parents.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't you do? Take after your parents?

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Speaker 1: Like you know what, I'm saying like they have a

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Speaker 1: And my dad's like, okay, cool man. And he's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: and by the way, what do you do? My dad's

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Speaker 1: I just for our records? Can I write down your

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Speaker 1: thanks man. It's like you see what I'm saying, Like

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Speaker 1: it's like he asked three times and then he asked

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Speaker 1: my dad like I'm just lying to him, like I

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Speaker 2: I don't think most kids would it not lie in

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Speaker 1: Why would I give my homebone? Like it's like it's

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Speaker 1: not like you know what I mean, Like I'll give

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Speaker 1: you any phone number I have. I don't give a

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Speaker 1: crap but he's.

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Speaker 2: Going off of a basis of experience where most of

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Speaker 1: Came because I'm pretty a smart ass. And so I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, okay, like I'm just rolling my eyes. This

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Speaker 2: Like like this kid isn't being honest with me.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm just like that had to be why he

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Speaker 3: Well, you got validated from your dad and also your

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Speaker 1: It's funny, right, that's humor, and people they didn't appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: And that's the thing. And so like when I showed

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Speaker 1: they pulled me in a side room that listen, do

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Speaker 1: not do anything today. We will keep your diploma, like

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Speaker 1: we have our eyes on you, Like just let's have a.

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Speaker 3: So you're telling me, all you don't have your college

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that tracks.

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Speaker 1: They were like, we want this to be a civil

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Speaker 1: like a celebration. Please don't do anything. I'm just like

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Speaker 1: don't have any fun at your graduation, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? Like, how dare you do something fun at graduation? Like, oh,

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Speaker 1: we just got to have our you know, shirts buttoned

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Speaker 1: we live a little bit? Why are we so up tight?

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Speaker 1: Why does every day have to be uptight? Can you

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Speaker 1: explain it to me? Why can you not let kids

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Speaker 2: Well? I bet they were worried that you're like, like

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Speaker 2: few stories that I'm marrying. They're like this, dude, it

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Speaker 1: I just can't. I just always found it so crazy

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they allowed it in ours like we

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Speaker 1: But right, and I get it and see, and that's

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Speaker 1: why you think I'm scared to let you. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: call my parents. My brother graduated in nineteen ninety seven, right,

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Speaker 1: and I was in ninety nine, so he was two

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Speaker 2: You know, I was six years old. You got when

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Speaker 1: That's really old. And so here's what happened. This is

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Speaker 1: I'll just give you a peek into how my parents wore.

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Speaker 2: Okay, wait, hold on, we're going to take a break.

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Speaker 1: We need to take a break.

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Speaker 2: Ready, break, and won't come back to that because then

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Speaker 2: we also got to talk about you being a dad too.

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Speaker 2: So with this role is perfectly. You tell how your

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Speaker 1: Okay. I don't know if people like that story, but

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Speaker 1: And I told you everything. I told you every detail,

438
00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:12,160
Speaker 1: and that was my sophomore year of high school. I'm

439
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:14,720
Speaker 1: telling you, guys, I will tell you stories for days.

440
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,400
Speaker 1: I remember details upon details upon detail.

441
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:19,360
Speaker 3: You do, Okay, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll

442
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:25,879
Speaker 3: be back with more details upon details. All right, lunchbox,

443
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,280
Speaker 3: tell me how your parents were.

444
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:31,520
Speaker 1: So my brother graduates, right, and he's cleaning out of

445
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:36,680
Speaker 1: all his crap and he has a pad of get

446
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:39,280
Speaker 1: out of class early like paper that he had stolen

447
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,920
Speaker 1: from the office, and they're already stamped, and he goes

448
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,960
Speaker 1: to throw them in the trash and my mom pulls

449
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,439
Speaker 1: him out and goes, don't you think your brother or

450
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:49,199
Speaker 1: sister might need those? That's what I'm talking about, Like

451
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,520
Speaker 1: that is awesome, And she gave him to us.

452
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,680
Speaker 3: You know, I remember the first time that I met

453
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,560
Speaker 3: your parents, and they were just so funny and so

454
00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:00,360
Speaker 3: easy going and very lighthearted, and it just it's made

455
00:20:00,359 --> 00:20:03,439
Speaker 3: sense when I met them, and I know you, it

456
00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:07,159
Speaker 3: just all made sense in the best way possible, Like

457
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,440
Speaker 3: it made sense where you came from, is what I'm

458
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,240
Speaker 3: trying to say.

459
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's what I don't understand why people are

460
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,560
Speaker 1: so like uptight, Like people are just like, oh my gosh,

461
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,320
Speaker 1: don't do this, don't do that, Oh can't do that?

462
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,960
Speaker 1: You want march in line, be you know, quiet, don't

463
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,760
Speaker 1: say anything. It's like, guys, can we live? Can we

464
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,960
Speaker 1: have fun? Like why can we not have fun? Like

465
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,840
Speaker 1: why do we start being so serious all the time.

466
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,800
Speaker 3: You grew up in a very different way than majority

467
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:38,440
Speaker 3: of people. I would say, like you had very chill parents,

468
00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:42,440
Speaker 3: very were like they were also honor in their own ways,

469
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,919
Speaker 3: from the stories you've told me, like they were funny,

470
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:48,359
Speaker 3: they loved to crack jokes. Yeah, pranksters like you had

471
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:52,800
Speaker 3: very chill just henre also parents, and I don't think

472
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,280
Speaker 3: that was very common lunch. I don't think most people.

473
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,119
Speaker 3: A lot of people have like full structure and it

474
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:01,359
Speaker 3: wasn't chill. You get in trouble a lot, but really, yeah,

475
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,520
Speaker 3: that's weird. I think it's uncommon.

476
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. I felt like it's like I felt

477
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,480
Speaker 1: like most parents were chill listen.

478
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm just knowing now, Like meeting your

479
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,800
Speaker 3: parents and like seeing the way that you grew up,

480
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:18,359
Speaker 3: it to me it wasn't common everyone that I knew,

481
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:20,159
Speaker 3: all the experiences that I've had, all the people that

482
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,480
Speaker 3: I've talked to, you have a solo experience in that

483
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:27,320
Speaker 3: and just your experiences of how everything was very laid back.

484
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:31,080
Speaker 3: And maybe it's because like that was just their personalities

485
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:33,680
Speaker 3: and it just really morphed into who you are. I mean,

486
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 3: that's what parenting is.

487
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I mean there was a dude, like we

488
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,159
Speaker 1: had a curfew, citywide curfew, and we were freshmen in

489
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,960
Speaker 1: high school and he came to spend the night at

490
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,760
Speaker 1: Forest South, We're gonna go toilet paper for someone's house.

491
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,760
Speaker 1: So they went up to the HB to get some

492
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,080
Speaker 1: toilet paper and a cop bus like pulled them over

493
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 1: and curfew violation, and his parents lost it, like you're

494
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,879
Speaker 1: never allowed to go over there, Like I knew you

495
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:02,080
Speaker 1: shouldn't have gone to the ghetto. Oh and like and

496
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:06,040
Speaker 1: you know, just kids, they're just such bad influences on you.

497
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 1: So the parents are that say that, right, and then

498
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,200
Speaker 1: we like one time we get busted throwing some we're

499
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:15,640
Speaker 1: throwing footballs or tennis balls at cars, right, oh boy, okay,

500
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 1: And someone knocks on my parents' door AND's like, hey, man,

501
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,399
Speaker 1: there's some kids over there that might be your kids.

502
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,320
Speaker 1: And instead of being like, n it ain't my kids.

503
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,000
Speaker 1: My kids would never do that, my dad's like, yeah,

504
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,480
Speaker 1: that kind of sounds like something they would do, you

505
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like people like parents were such

506
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 1: in denial, like their kids did nothing wrong. And my

507
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 1: dad's like, man, that's probably them, you know, Like I'm

508
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:45,119
Speaker 1: guessing that's them. So that's one of the things I

509
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:47,199
Speaker 1: think is funny too, his parents always saying, oh, my

510
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,639
Speaker 1: kid would never do that. It's like, guys, your kids

511
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 1: do stuff like all kids do stuff.

512
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,119
Speaker 2: I guess to your point, I did. There was moments

513
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 2: where like we would go toilet paper the house. Sometimes

514
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 2: our parents would drive us. We'd have like a whole

515
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 2: low up in the car.

516
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 3: But it was always innocent stuff like when you know,

517
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,640
Speaker 3: we were out drinking or we'd sneak out. Of course

518
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,399
Speaker 3: I'd get in trouble like that's when I would be

519
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 3: grounded and I'd get yelled at. But like when we

520
00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 3: go toilet paper and we're just like innocent, we're doing

521
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 3: things that like kids are doing.

522
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 2: No, I didn't get in trouble.

523
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, we never like had to sneak out because my

524
00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 1: parents were such heavy sleepers. He just walked up out

525
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:26,359
Speaker 1: the front door.

526
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 2: They know now, like looking back that you did sneak out,

527
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 2: you were doing stuff.

528
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they don't they don't care. Here's another thing.

529
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: My parents they always like they would say, oh, be

530
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,159
Speaker 1: home at this time, and if we didn't come home

531
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,439
Speaker 1: with that time, okay whatever.

532
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 2: Do you ever get grounded?

533
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 1: Not really? I mean maybe once.

534
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 3: Okay, see, like yeah, that just met vastly different experiences.

535
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, because my parents, like like in high school, they

536
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 1: looked at us and They said, listen, I'm not going

537
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 1: to tell you not to drink, because I can't tell

538
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 1: you that because I'm not gonna be there. Like I

539
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 1: can't say do not drink, or you're gonna be in trouble.

540
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 1: They said, But I'll tell you one thing. If you

541
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 1: do drink, just call us. We'll come get you. That's it.

542
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:14,160
Speaker 2: That was it.

543
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 1: That was the only role.

544
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did have that.

545
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,399
Speaker 3: My parents were like, if you ever find yourself in

546
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 3: like a compromising position, like please don't drive.

547
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 2: Just call us. Yeah we got you. But yeah, it's

548
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 2: still get.

549
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 1: In trouble, Like, oh, you're get in trouble.

550
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean like I wasn't trouble for calling them.

551
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 2: But it was like, Morgan, you're under age, you shouldn't

552
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 2: be drinking, Like what are you?

553
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,959
Speaker 1: So that's weird because it's kind of contradictory because you're

554
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:37,840
Speaker 1: scared to get in trouble.

555
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I wasn't like grounded.

556
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,159
Speaker 3: It was just like don't do this anymore, yeah, and

557
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 3: if you do it again, you will be in trouble

558
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 3: kind of thing. So there was leeway, but it wasn't

559
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 3: enough to be like, oh yeah, I'm gonna go do

560
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 3: that again, and I'll be fine.

561
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 1: Because my mom would stay up weird, like she'd go

562
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 1: to bed and then wake up at like one start vacuuming,

563
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,640
Speaker 1: and if we weren't home, she'd send us a page

564
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 1: and we'd had to call like where are you? Okay, well,

565
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: all right, when are you coming home? It was like

566
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,959
Speaker 1: one of those things. It was never so are you.

567
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 2: I'm assuming you're kind of taking the same parenting style

568
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:18,159
Speaker 2: with your kids. It's very laid back, laid back, chill, chill, Okay, Well, like,

569
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 2: how does your wife feel about that? Because I bet

570
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 2: your wife was also raised differently.

571
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 1: She has a little harder time. But like I told

572
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,400
Speaker 1: the story on about how they went up a couple

573
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:30,360
Speaker 1: of houses to some swing that was in someone's front

574
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:34,120
Speaker 1: yard and a couple three middle schoolers said something to them,

575
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: and I saw some of the comments were like what

576
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 1: are you doing letting your kids go two houses away

577
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: to swing on a swing? I'm like, oh my gosh, people,

578
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 1: are you really these people that are going to sit

579
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 1: there and make sure you have to stand over your

580
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,640
Speaker 1: kids the whole time. They're not allowed to leave your sight,

581
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 1: like it's two houses down. Like their kids, they know

582
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,239
Speaker 1: how to walk. They know how to kind of Now

583
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 1: you got to teach them to navigate the world. You

584
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: gotta let your kids out two houses down. Oh my god,

585
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 1: I'm a terrible parent. I laughed. Me and my parents

586
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 1: were laughing so hard. I told him about it. They

587
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: were like, oh my gosh, here we go.

588
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 3: But does your wife have moments where like she really

589
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 3: wants to kind of helicopter parent and you're you're stopping her.

590
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 2: From doing that.

591
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 1: She's trying to get better?

592
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, was that a thing, especially with your first

593
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,880
Speaker 2: one because that was the first child.

594
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like our first one, she wanted me to strap

595
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,199
Speaker 1: him in to the baby changing table every time I

596
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,159
Speaker 1: changed the diaper in case he rolled off. I'm like,

597
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: he is three weeks old, he has no muscles. But

598
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,640
Speaker 1: what if I'm like, oh my gosh, snap.

599
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 2: So you'd reluctantly allow it. Back.

600
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: I did it when she was in the room. I

601
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 1: never did if she was not in the room, Like,

602
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: if she was there standing there, yes, I did it

603
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,600
Speaker 1: because she was there, But if she was not there,

604
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 1: I never snapped him, like it was like, he can't

605
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 1: roll over.

606
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 2: So now as you guys have three kids, they're growing up,

607
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 2: do you feel like she has lessons.

608
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 1: Yes, like the third kid. We didn't put up baby gates,

609
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 1: We never put locks on the cabinets. We never did anything.

610
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 2: You just let it happen.

611
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,199
Speaker 1: Just let it happen, like there was no stop. Like

612
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 1: it was just like you know what, like we it's fine.

613
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: Like the first child, everybody does it. And it's like,

614
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: you go to the grocery store. This is a great example,

615
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,920
Speaker 1: the grocery store. With the first kid, you would carry

616
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: the diaper bag and go all around the store carrying it.

617
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 1: It's like, why not just leave it in the car.

618
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 1: It's not like if the kid goes to the bathroom,

619
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 1: just go out to the car and get it, or

620
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: just wait till you get to the car. It's not

621
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: like you're gonna be in the grocery store for three hours.

622
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 1: Like but you see, like these first time parents, they

623
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 1: go in the grocery store and they got the diaper

624
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 1: bag and it's just like I was there, man, I

625
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,199
Speaker 1: feel you, but you don't need it. You don't need it.

626
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 3: Do you feel like I'm the second kid it starts

627
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 3: to wane a little bit, or do you feel like

628
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,360
Speaker 3: you go full like first kid everything?

629
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 2: Second kid okay whatever.

630
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh it starts to weanne on the second kid,

631
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 1: like you start to not do thing. Oh no, we

632
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 1: don't need to worry about that.

633
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 2: But then the third kid is where it's like, really,

634
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:06,400
Speaker 2: all bets are off.

635
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: All bets are off, all bets are off. Yeah.

636
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 2: That is why they always say like the young the

637
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 2: youngest child, always that it's just like chaos into them.

638
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, because most of the time parents are like, yeah,

639
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 3: you're the last one.

640
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 1: You're fine, You're fine, Like you understand that they're gonna

641
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,479
Speaker 1: be okay. Yeah, ninety nine percent of the time. And

642
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: it's it's great, it's fantastic. And that's the thing, like

643
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: when we treat our three year old and it's just

644
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: like when our first one was three, when Baby Box

645
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,400
Speaker 1: one was three, I mean we were like, oh man,

646
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 1: he can't do anything, and now we're like, go get

647
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: your own water, like and so he climbs up on

648
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: the counter, gets a cup and gets his own water.

649
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: You know, like you realize they can do a lot

650
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: more than you realize. Yeah.

651
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 3: I've seen a lot of things on TikTok where parents

652
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 3: are learning to just like communicate with their kids, like

653
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 3: talk to him as normal human beings instead of it

654
00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 3: being like you're babying them literally, Instead it's just having

655
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 3: full normal conversations and they start to adapt quicker.

656
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

657
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 2: Do you feel like that's true? I don't know. It's

658
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 2: still what I'm seeing on TikTok.

659
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: I mean they can do a lot of things. Yeah,

660
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 1: and they're smart.

661
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 3: Does it ever shock you when they do something? You're like, oh,

662
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 3: you're a little human.

663
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 2: You can do that.

664
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like the five year old now is very interested

665
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: in climbing the tree to touch the roof of the house,

666
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: you know, And how did.

667
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 2: He discover that this is like a thing?

668
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: Was he just playing outside his older brother like he

669
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: and he just realized, oh, man, if I get on

670
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: that next branch, I can touch the roof. And my

671
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: whole thing is I'll sit there and watch them. And

672
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: he's like, will you help me? I might know, but

673
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: if you do it, you do it, and then can

674
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: you help me get down? I'm like, no, you got

675
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: up there, so you can get down.

676
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 2: Are you ever worried about them breaking bones?

677
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: Or yeah? It's good, I mean that happens.

678
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you ever did you break a lot of bone?

679
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 1: I broke my right arm twice, my left arm once.

680
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but those were the only other crazy injuries.

681
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,479
Speaker 1: You had, yeah, that I can remember.

682
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're not like super worried about like really

683
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 3: crazy things you like, break a bone.

684
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 1: It happened. I mean, my my baby Box two broke

685
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 1: his arm when he was one and a half.

686
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 2: Really yeah.

687
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 1: He flipped off backwards off the place skate at the park, like.

688
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,479
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, and he cried, I assume barely.

689
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: Really yeah, he just kind of fell and then you

690
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 1: grab me and he's like oh, and then he starts trying

691
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 1: to play, but then he wouldn't move his arm. He

692
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 1: might want to go get that looked out, bud.

693
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 2: Do you feel like he was so small that little.

694
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 1: Like brace wouldn't even fit on his arm?

695
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah and a half.

696
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: It's amazing.

697
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 2: Do you feel like you're missing out not having a girl.

698
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: I don't know any different, So how would I know

699
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: if I'm missing I have no ideas on So you're

700
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: saying I did to trade one of my kids, no,

701
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: like have.

702
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 2: Another one girl? Oh yeah no, no, like if if.

703
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: We if my wife knew it would be a girl,

704
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 1: she'd have been pregnant nine months ago. Yeah, you know,

705
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: or a year and a half ago or two years

706
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: years ago, she was just nervous about She's just she's

707
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: just nervous about a fourth boy, or now that we're older, twins.

708
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's more common for people to have twins

709
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 3: when you're older.

710
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're like a dumping more because you're your

711
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: eggs are like get out of here, got it. Yeah,

712
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 1: So it's a lot more little. Older you get, the

713
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: more likely it is, and the more likely that they'll

714
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: have health conditions, is supposedly the Yeah, so she's very

715
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: on the Oh my gosh, but she's you know, I

716
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: don't know. So that's all about her.

717
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 3: So it's really like if she says like yes, green light,

718
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 3: go ahead, you're.

719
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 2: Like, let's go.

720
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 1: You're on board, let's go.

721
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 2: Do you just want the biggest family you can possibly have?

722
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: Yeah?

723
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:47,080
Speaker 2: So you just keep going. If not, just keep going,

724
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 2: I mean like, would you be like cheaper by the dozen?

725
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:52,719
Speaker 1: No? No, okay, because that's child abuse.

726
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,760
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I'm trying to find your threshold.

727
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: But like the Duggards, this child abuse?

728
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 2: How many do they have? Eight?

729
00:31:59,200 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 1: I don't know.

730
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 2: There is that John and K plus.

731
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: Eight, Y's John and K plus eight Okay, you want

732
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: to watch child abuse. You can't even spend time with that.

733
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,840
Speaker 1: All those kids, you don't even have time to in

734
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: Like in a day's time, you would not be able

735
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 1: to spend time with all your kids. You would miss

736
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: ninety percent of their events or whatever they're doing because

737
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: you have so many kids. There is no way you

738
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: can give them the love and attention they need if

739
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: you have that many kids period that period.

740
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 2: It's a hot take. And I don't have any opinion.

741
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 2: I don't have kids, so I have no idea. It's

742
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 2: a hot take though, Like.

743
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: They are going to be raising themselves. The siblings are

744
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: going to be raising the kids because you don't have

745
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 1: enough time.

746
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 2: To At what point would you stop them?

747
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 3: Like?

748
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 2: How many kids is too much?

749
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: Ooh? I would say four is the max? Okay, four

750
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: is the max? Okay, I think five is. When you

751
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: get into that territory of man, you're gonna be missing

752
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: a lot of things.

753
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well we're taking a quick break. We'll

754
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 2: come back. We got more kid talk. We got more

755
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 2: more child stuff.

756
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: GID talk. Oh what's that? Oh mom talk? Have you

757
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: ever seen that?

758
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 2: No? I can't say that.

759
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: That's the Mormons.

760
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 2: Okay, the Salt Lake City Wives.

761
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 1: Yeah you want to tell you, well, I don't know

762
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: if we'll come back. Yeah, we're gonna be back.

763
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Salt Lake City Wives. Is that one of

764
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 2: your reality to you?

765
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: No? No, no, it's called Real Lives of the Mormon mom talk,

766
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: I think is what it's called.

767
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 2: Mom talk is what you're talking about when them on TikTok.

768
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think there I don't know what their

769
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: shows called.

770
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 2: Lives of Mormon Wives. I think you're right, the Secret

771
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 2: Lives of the Human Wives.

772
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: That's it. Let me tell you that might be the

773
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: dumbest show ever. Yeah.

774
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 2: You know.

775
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 3: I tried to watch it because of mom talk exactly,

776
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 3: so like pop culture.

777
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 2: I think I got like half an episode and I

778
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 2: was like, this is not for me.

779
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,719
Speaker 1: Ding ding ding. I was like, oh my gosh, we're

780
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: gonna hear all the scandal. We didn't hear anything about it.

781
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: There's nothing about it.

782
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 2: Wait, did you watch the whole thing?

783
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: No?

784
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 2: Or you just meant like you expected in the first

785
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 2: episode and it didn't happen.

786
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: I watched like two episodes and then it was like,

787
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: this girl was even part of it, the scandal, this

788
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: one one part of the scandal, and I'm like, well,

789
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: then why are they on the show.

790
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:09,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it's interesting with reality TV, especially.

791
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: They hooked you in with the trailer saying, oh, the scandal,

792
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 1: the scandal, and then they it's not even a part

793
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 1: of it. Is so stupid, dumbest show ever. But I

794
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: just saw that season two is coming. I'm like, I'm

795
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:20,400
Speaker 1: not watching it.

796
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 2: So people obviously liked it.

797
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: No, they didn't. They just need something to fill up

798
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: the time.

799
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 2: Oh, they need content.

800
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, but probably because she has a lot of whatever

801
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 1: TikTok followers, so they probably do watch it. But it's

802
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: stupid because you don't even hear about the scandal.

803
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:39,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is your favorite Okay, aside from survivor.

804
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 2: Real World Challenge? I know that's like your top.

805
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like tea mom taking those away, Like Bravo,

806
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,439
Speaker 3: let's focus more on Bravo reality TV. Do you watch

807
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 3: any of those? No, never got into that side of

808
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 3: reality TV.

809
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: No, I don't even know what's on brod Like what's

810
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 1: brought the Real Housewives? Is that what it is?

811
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 3: Real Housewives is one you got below deck, You've got

812
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 3: Southern Charm, the one that.

813
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: Raised it never watched it. I used.

814
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 2: I was shocked you never got into those type of shows,

815
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 2: given I.

816
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 1: Watched A Below Deck a couple of times, but I've

817
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: never watched the whole season. I just catch episodes now

818
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 1: and then it's fine. Yeah.

819
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 2: So do you like more competition based besides teen Mom? Yes,

820
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of your reality TV shows than you like

821
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 2: competition base.

822
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like I used to watch The Bachelor and Bachelorette

823
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 1: and Bachelor in Paradise. It was awesome.

824
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that has a competitive element to it.

825
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: Right, But then I just the Bachelor's just got so

826
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 1: it was just such a big pop culture thing that

827
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 1: I watched it. Yeah, but the best is Bachelor in Paradise.

828
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: That's the most fun. They kind of make fun. They

829
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: even make fun of the Bachelor and Bachelor Bachelorette whatever

830
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: it's called. And it's cheesy and it's hilarious, and they're

831
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 1: just sweating profusely in the sun and on the beach

832
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: like they look miserable. That's the best one.

833
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, it used to be a major pop culture thing.

834
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 3: I mean I remember being in the sorority house and

835
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 3: we would every Monday night, everybody would be down there

836
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 3: watching it.

837
00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 1: Toga.

838
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 2: Yes, but then I left college and I'm kind of

839
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 2: stopped caring.

840
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: I think you just it's kind of run its course. Yeah,

841
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 1: and I can't believe they still make it. It must

842
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:08,280
Speaker 1: still make money.

843
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you still have diehard fans of it

844
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 3: for sure. That and those people still come away with

845
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 3: like massive followings.

846
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 1: Yeah.

847
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 2: I used to.

848
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,319
Speaker 1: I mean I used to live tweet it, like I mean,

849
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: it was like, oh that was so big it was

850
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: you live tweet it.

851
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 2: I do remember that. And you used to it because

852
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 2: I would always film them. You do like Bachelor reviews?

853
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: Yeah?

854
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 2: Ever really Tuesday? Yeah, that was the thing.

855
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,359
Speaker 1: It was a big deal. But now I couldn't even

856
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 1: tell you who the last Bachelor or Bachelorette. I don't

857
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: know which one it was, who it was. I did

858
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 1: just see they announced another Golden Bachelor.

859
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 2: Okay. Now I do find those ones interesting.

860
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 3: I feel like that's a better spin on doing something

861
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 3: different with that franchise.

862
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: I'm surprised the older people want to be on that show,

863
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,720
Speaker 1: but I guess older people want to be famous too, huh.

864
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 2: I mean, if you think about it.

865
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,879
Speaker 1: They're not really stop, they're not looking for love.

866
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I mean, if you think about it, like there,

867
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 3: they've been around for the rise of social media. And

868
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 3: I've seen like older influencers.

869
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, heck, i've seen.

870
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure she's like ninety three and she's like

871
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 3: a fitness influencer.

872
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 2: I love her. She's hilarious, that's funny, and she just

873
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 2: like it's all about like getting older people, like you

874
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 2: should be moving your body. I don't think she's ninety three.

875
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 2: I think she might be in her eighties.

876
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 1: But okay, you aged sorry by a decade.

877
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 3: She could be ninety three. I can't remember, but she's awesome.

878
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 3: She looks like she's like in her sixties.

879
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.

880
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 2: It's fun to watch her. So I do think some

881
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 2: of that happened rise of social media.

882
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: That could be it.

883
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 2: So I think you do have people wanting to put

884
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 2: themselves out there.

885
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never watched an episode, so I don't know

886
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,240
Speaker 1: how you watched.

887
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 2: The original Golden Bachelor. No, I'm kind of surprised you

888
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 2: didn't and you did, like the.

889
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: The Bachelor of thing is that's shape that ship has sailed. Okay,

890
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 1: See it's out there in the ocean, never coming back.

891
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 2: Got it?

892
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 1: And I'm not I'm out of that one. I think

893
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 1: I lost it during like COVID is really when I

894
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,240
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, this is just dumb.

895
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I understand it a little better

896
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 2: now about your reality TV Why Team Mom though, because

897
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 2: T Mom wasn't.

898
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: I was just on MTV that looked awesome and it

899
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: was like what an culture. No, No, sixteen and Pregnant

900
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 1: was the original, but then T Mom came after you,

901
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,320
Speaker 1: but it was girls from sixteen and Pregnant, So I

902
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: wanted to see the update. Yeah, I want to see

903
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: where they were at.

904
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 2: And it was kind of a pop culture thing for

905
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 2: everybody was watching.

906
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 1: It was huge. I watched it huge, Yes, and people

907
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: everybody watched it. We got millions of people per week.

908
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: You know that's on MTV. That tells you that it

909
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: is huge.

910
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 2: You know my favorite thing that I used to watch

911
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 2: on MTV and I don't know why it was my favorite,

912
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 2: but it was funny and it was back in this timeframe.

913
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,800
Speaker 1: And it was a reality show.

914
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it involved a bus.

915
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 1: Involved a bus.

916
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 2: I'll tell you because you're probably gonna get it next

917
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 2: where it was like the dating show.

918
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,760
Speaker 1: I watch that I watched that that was great.

919
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 2: I loved that.

920
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: That was a good show. That was a good show.

921
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 2: I was so entertained by it.

922
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know.

923
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,919
Speaker 2: Why, but I loved that show.

924
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: That's funny. I did watch that. I watched Next. I

925
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 1: know exactly what you're talking about. Now, Okay, that's really funny.

926
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 1: Involved a bus. I forgot all about it.

927
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 2: I know you would have said and involves.

928
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 1: A bus, and I would have I would have been like,

929
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:14,720
Speaker 1: what I know, didn't even think came.

930
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 2: Out and they'd like put like their little thing on

931
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 2: the card and then they'd get next so quickly, and

932
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 2: I was like, dang, you just walk on the bus.

933
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 1: Next s right back up on the bus. Pretty funny,

934
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: it's so harsh. Yeah, So did you ever watch Eliminate

935
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:27,840
Speaker 1: or anything like that?

936
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

937
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 1: Those were good.

938
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,319
Speaker 3: I was fascinated with MTV back then because I was

939
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 3: young still, like I want to say, I was gosh,

940
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 3: thirteen fourteen, super like impressionable watching that.

941
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, Punked was on MTV. Yeah, I watched fun Now

942
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,720
Speaker 1: did you watch did you ever watch Boiling Points?

943
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:44,239
Speaker 2: Yes?

944
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 1: That was fantastic.

945
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 2: That's a throwback that like you you know, when you

946
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 2: like file something away and it's just back there and

947
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 2: somebody has to pull it out. That's what you just

948
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 2: did to me.

949
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 1: I thought Boiling Points was so good because they'd set

950
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: up those scenarios and if you don't blow a gas

951
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: get in a sort amount of time, they go, all right,

952
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 1: we were your own boiling Points. Here's five hundred dollars.

953
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: It was so funny. I was like, that is something

954
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 1: I wanted. I would love to do that. Yeah, to

955
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,760
Speaker 1: work at a store and be able to just screw

956
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 1: with people and to just have them blow up. Oh,

957
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: it'd be so fun.

958
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 2: Not physically blow up, but yeah.

959
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 1: Not physically blow up. Yeah, I think I think people.

960
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody listening to this, but I meant

961
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: really have them blow up.

962
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 2: You know, No, No, I am crazy things back.

963
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,320
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure our listeners aren't that dumb.

964
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 2: I'm not saying they're dumb, but I'm just saying, like

965
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 2: you say, blow up, like it could mean a lot

966
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:33,760
Speaker 2: of things.

967
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 1: You're right, You're they blow up like a puffer fish.

968
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 1: They could blow up like yeah.

969
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 3: But nod crazy things back in like that television time,

970
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 3: there was wild stuff on TV. We were rejecting somebody

971
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,760
Speaker 3: out of a bus, like there was crazy things happening.

972
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: That's great. No, uh uh. Singled out was great?

973
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 2: Wait, singled out? Which one was that?

974
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, that's where they would go on stage,

975
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: they'd walk by. I mean, come on, don't you're maybe

976
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 1: too that one? Oh man?

977
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 2: Hey, we were doing we were doing really good though

978
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 2: first year, and we.

979
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 1: Were we were on the same page. Then all of sudden, Okay,

980
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: that's all right, that happens. You know what I mean,

981
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 1: their age gap, you know what I mean? How old

982
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: are you? I'm thirty one, I'm not I'm only thirty. No, wait,

983
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 1: I'm only twelve years old?

984
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 3: Old?

985
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: Are you thirty forty three?

986
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 2: You wanted to be in your thirties forty three?

987
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:24,240
Speaker 1: Yeah?

988
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, so twelve years.

989
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not bad. When's your birthday in October?

990
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 2: October sixth okay, in ninety three.

991
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 1: Okay, never mind, because I'm about to turn forty four

992
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: in July, so almost thirteen. You're like twelve and a half,

993
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 1: twelve years, three.

994
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 2: Months, yeah, something like that.

995
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not bad. Okay, all right, see all right.

996
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 2: It's just more funny. Like when you were talking about

997
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 2: high school and graduating, and I was like I was

998
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,760
Speaker 2: still kind of a Toddler.

999
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was weird. That was weird. That

1000
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: was a little bit strange.

1001
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 2: No, it's okay, no, because you'd.

1002
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 1: Have been eight when I graduated high school.

1003
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 2: You said nineteen ninety nine, right, yeah, no, that was six.

1004
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you were six where my brother graduated.

1005
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 2: Sorry, well you said nineteen ninety nine. When did you graduate?

1006
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 1: Ninety nine?

1007
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, nineteen, I was six. I was born in ninety three.

1008
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: Okay, okay. Yeah. Like I play soccer, Like, there's one

1009
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 1: girl on my team, and.

1010
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 2: Is this my friend?

1011
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,760
Speaker 1: No, not not your friend, different girl.

1012
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 2: Because she's younger than me.

1013
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but this girl we were talking and she's like, yeah,

1014
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: something about graduating high school. I was like, oh, what

1015
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: year did you graduate? And she's like, oh, I graduated

1016
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:35,240
Speaker 1: high school in twenty nineteen. I'm like what.

1017
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 2: You're like, dang, is that your moment where you're like, oh, okay,

1018
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 2: I should probably retire from this.

1019
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you mean you graduate in two thousand? Yeah.

1020
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my gosh, that's crazy. So she's like

1021
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:53,720
Speaker 1: twenty five right now, and I'm like, that is weird. Yeah,

1022
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 1: she how old your friend?

1023
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 2: Jamie? I want to think I want to say, she's

1024
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 2: twenty seven.

1025
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, she's turning.

1026
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 2: She's about to turn twenty eight somewhere in.

1027
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: There, somewhere in there. Okay.

1028
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,360
Speaker 2: I know, I know it's crazy.

1029
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 3: Even when I talk to her, there's like moments where

1030
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,399
Speaker 3: I'm like, dang, I'm old and she's only like four

1031
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 3: years younger than me.

1032
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, it happens, man, it happens quick.

1033
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 2: I know. I know. It's okay. But you're you're young

1034
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 2: and fun. You're fine.

1035
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm young in fun. I can

1036
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: a nap. I'm tired.

1037
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:34,879
Speaker 2: I feel that. I mean, like you how old I am? Yeah,

1038
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 2: don't tell me how old you are?

1039
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 1: Like on Easter, like we got done doing whatever we

1040
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,880
Speaker 1: were doing all this, and I mean we we finally

1041
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: all right, kids, you gotta take a nap. And I

1042
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: sat down on the couch that stuff like this, just

1043
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 1: straight up and let him laid my head back on

1044
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,760
Speaker 1: the back of the couch and fell asleep.

1045
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 2: How long were you asleep for a Yeah, you're a dad.

1046
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: I was so tired, lunchbox.

1047
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 2: Let me just paint a picture for you. Every time

1048
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 2: I'm my dad would come home from work, we'd come

1049
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 2: home from school, we would find him in the same place,

1050
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 2: in the same position on the couch, doing exactly what

1051
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 2: you just did.

1052
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, no, I understand. And I used to

1053
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,359
Speaker 1: wonder how my parents slept through all the things we did,

1054
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 1: And now I get it.

1055
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 3: Our favorite thing, our poor father, Our favorite thing was

1056
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 3: going and finding ways to wake him up, because he.

1057
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 2: Would he would always get like he would do this

1058
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:33,359
Speaker 2: like we call it. Terry had his moments where he'd

1059
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 2: literally like if we scared him awake enough, his whole

1060
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 2: body would like react like you'd think it earthquake.

1061
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,439
Speaker 1: Just so we.

1062
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 3: Would always wake him up like in loud noises, we'd

1063
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 3: bang on pots and pants, we'd set.

1064
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 2: Off like our alarms near him.

1065
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: Would he'd wake up mad. I can imagine so like

1066
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: I can already know, I can I can already picture it. Yeah,

1067
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: I mean. I was in class one time in college,

1068
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: doctor y cla up. It was some bitness class, and

1069
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 1: I fell asleep with my head down, you know, and

1070
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 1: something I must have been dreaming or something, and I

1071
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: woke up and grabbed the air. Oh, and I look

1072
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: and my whole row was looking at me. I was like,

1073
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 1: oh my god, so embarrassing. And I fell there one

1074
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 1: time in a big auditorium and my pin fell don't

1075
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 1: started rolling down the stairs, and that's like, oh my god.

1076
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: It's like, oh hey, let me know you were sleeping

1077
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 1: in my class. Well, let me know you were sleeping

1078
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: in my class.

1079
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 3: That is the worse any in general, just ever falling

1080
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 3: asleep in public anywhere, and you have like a I

1081
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 3: want to call it, like an alarm awake when your

1082
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 3: body just like freaks out.

1083
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 2: It's so embarrassing because you know somebody sees it.

1084
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 1: Somebody has to see it. Yeah, like your body is spasming.

1085
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,240
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I used to do, and people

1086
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 1: thought I was crazy. But if I had time in

1087
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: between classes, I'd go to the library, get on one

1088
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 1: of those couches and go to sleep really yeah.

1089
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 2: For how long hour and you just sleep. Well, I

1090
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 2: guess the library was quiet.

1091
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 1: It had to be, yeah, And people are like, well,

1092
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,760
Speaker 1: what about everybody looking at you? I don't care. I'm asleep.

1093
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 1: Like literally, it's right. You'd walk up the stairs and

1094
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 1: they'd have couches around, you know, and I just go

1095
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:14,800
Speaker 1: in there and I just get a couch.

1096
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 2: You know. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

1097
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 1: Like you're tired, like worn out, and you have like

1098
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 1: two hours of machine classes you don't want to go

1099
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: back to, you know, so I just lay down.

1100
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 2: That's funny.

1101
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: I'm weird.

1102
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:26,720
Speaker 2: No, you're not weird.

1103
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: I just like naps.

1104
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 2: I'm with you. I love a good nap. Like we

1105
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 2: talk about you napping all the time. I'm pretty sure

1106
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 2: I nap on the same amount that you do. And

1107
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 2: I don't even have kids.

1108
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll just wait.

1109
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 2: I love napping. Oh that that concerns me.

1110
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 3: Whenever I talk to my mom about having kids, I'm like,

1111
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,760
Speaker 3: but I really like sleep, Like I really like sleep.

1112
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,760
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna be a nightmare. Yeah, yeah, it's hard,

1113
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 1: but it's I mean the naps. What people don't understand

1114
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,720
Speaker 1: is when you have newborns, like when you have younger

1115
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: kids nap when they nap, and it's like, oh, I

1116
00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: gotta do laundry. Screw the laundry, Like, don't do the laundry.

1117
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: Napping is more important when they nap so you can

1118
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:06,839
Speaker 1: survive and I can't. Like everybody asked me, oh, what's

1119
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 1: your advice for having a kid, Like, you know, Kevin's

1120
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: having kid, Like, dude, sleep when the baby sleeps if

1121
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: they take a nap at twelve o'clock. Lay down and

1122
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 1: take a nap. Don't worry about the dishes. You can

1123
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 1: do it the dishes when the kid is awake, because

1124
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 1: you don't have to. I'm telling you, you got to

1125
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: get your sleep.

1126
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:25,760
Speaker 3: No, that's a that's a fair point. I'll be coming

1127
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 3: to you at some point in my life hopefully.

1128
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 1: Oh let me see you. Yeah, we got about seven years.

1129
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got some time. I'm in no rush. I'm okay.

1130
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 1: Well, I mean you are thirty three now.

1131
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 2: I'm thirty one one. That was rude. Sorry, you wanted

1132
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 2: to take shots because you always get taken shots at fine, Yes, I.

1133
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: Want you to just I go. You go through mom jokes,

1134
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: your dumb mom jokes. I want to hurry up, hurry up.

1135
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 2: It's not the same thing.

1136
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 1: It is.

1137
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 2: Mom jokes don't happen like dad jokes happen.

1138
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 1: Oh, here we go, Here we go. Mom jokes are

1139
00:47:58,920 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: so much better.

1140
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not that. It's just that like dad,

1141
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 2: I love dad jokes. That's what you guys fail to realize.

1142
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 2: Like my dad is so funny and I love when

1143
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 2: he cracks jokes. And when you guys do it. It's

1144
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,160
Speaker 2: so entertaining for me.

1145
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 3: Okay, but I just give you guys a hard time

1146
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:16,879
Speaker 3: because it's the same thing I do to my dad.

1147
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 3: I'm like, really, Dad, why did you just tell that

1148
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:20,879
Speaker 3: random stranger of that joke?

1149
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,319
Speaker 2: Why was that necessary? Yeah, it's just a dad thing.

1150
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not a.

1151
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 2: It's not a shot fired at you guys. That's what

1152
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 2: you guys don't realize. It's endearing to me.

1153
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 1: One of my favorite jokes.

1154
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, that I do everywhere.

1155
00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:39,840
Speaker 1: And my wife it's like, you gotta stop, Like, no

1156
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 1: one finds it funny.

1157
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 2: What's what's the joke? Can you say it?

1158
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh, you know, like you're checking into a hotel,

1159
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 1: or you're at the grocery store or wherever.

1160
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:53,280
Speaker 2: Okay, we're talking to the random employee. Okay, god, yeah, exactly,

1161
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 2: this is the joke.

1162
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,319
Speaker 1: It's great. They're like, how you doing today? I'm like,

1163
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 1: looking good? That's half the battle. And my wise, like,

1164
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: no one likes that.

1165
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 2: Did they ever last? Oh?

1166
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:08,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, they laugh a lot, like some people almost steal

1167
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: that one. I'm gonna use that. I'm gonna use that.

1168
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: That's right.

1169
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 2: And how often though, is it that dudes are the

1170
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 2: ones that are like, yeah, I'm gonna steal that.

1171
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: Never it's always women.

1172
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 2: It's always women though, yeah, women. Do you think they

1173
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,280
Speaker 2: actually steal it?

1174
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: Probably not. Yeah, but it's a great it's a great line.

1175
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: I'm looking good. That's half the battle.

1176
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 2: It is a very bad thing to just randomly crack

1177
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 2: jokes at strangers. Yeah, like that's part of the thing. Yeah, yeah,

1178
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,240
Speaker 2: it's endearing. It's entertaining.

1179
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 3: I mean like, your kids will make fun of you

1180
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 3: for it one day, but that's great, that's part.

1181
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 1: Then they're going to do it one day because that's

1182
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:43,359
Speaker 1: how dad did it.

1183
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 2: You know. My funniest dad, My funniest dad moment. I

1184
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 2: will like in recent years that happened when I was

1185
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 2: like so embarrassed by my dad. We went to lows

1186
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 2: together and he used one of his gift cards and

1187
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,720
Speaker 2: he was so excited, like he loves using his lowest

1188
00:49:56,719 --> 00:50:00,080
Speaker 2: gift cards and he uses it and the guy I

1189
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,879
Speaker 2: was like, okay, yeah, it's gone, and he's like going

1190
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,359
Speaker 2: to throw it away. My Dad's like no, no, no, don't

1191
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 2: throw it away. I'm looking at my dad. I'm like,

1192
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 2: what do you what do you need that for? He's

1193
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 2: like I don't know. I just I want it back,

1194
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 2: and he yell at this poe employee.

1195
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 3: He yelled at this poor employee over a freaking gift card.

1196
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:22,760
Speaker 3: And I literally like mortified. I was mortified. I was like, Dad,

1197
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,919
Speaker 3: we walked out of that story and looked at the dad.

1198
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 2: You want, don't need the gift card, and two, don't

1199
00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 2: yell at the poor guy. Just next time and be like,

1200
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 2: hey man, could I have that back like he had

1201
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 2: his dad.

1202
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 1: I had to yell because he was gonna throw in

1203
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: the trash, and once it's in the trash, it's.

1204
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 2: Gone apparently, but like you can't get back in the

1205
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 2: trash and grab it out.

1206
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 1: Well not the trash. Pretty gross, I hear you.

1207
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 2: But yeah, this is like.

1208
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: That's like when we were in Pigeon Forge and my

1209
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:50,319
Speaker 1: kids we went to this thing called Magic Quest and

1210
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,919
Speaker 1: I had a little gift card or whatever, yeah, and

1211
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: they go to no, no, no, we know it was

1212
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: to play at home, and I'm like, what do you

1213
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: what do you mean it's like use this as their credit

1214
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: card at home, like when they grocery shop. See, but

1215
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,800
Speaker 1: they did the same thing. M they yelled at the person,

1216
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 1: So it's just not your dad.

1217
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,760
Speaker 2: Okay, but like, have you done this before?

1218
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 1: No, I don't care about gift card. Okay, I don't

1219
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: need an empty gift card.

1220
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 2: You're gonna have your moment though, like this.

1221
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 3: The other thing that's happened is he's like in his

1222
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:20,320
Speaker 3: like older, as we've gotten older, sticky things.

1223
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 2: He hates sticky things. And I think it's because we

1224
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 2: used to be so sticky as kids, like we'd always

1225
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 2: get over, but now we really like messing with my dad.

1226
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 1: Do you have a mess with your mom?

1227
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 2: No, it's not fun.

1228
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, see your dad. That's unfair.

1229
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 2: But he's my dad, messes with us back.

1230
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1231
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 2: Oh he does. Trust me.

1232
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 3: You know how many times I got like I He

1233
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 3: would blare air horns in my ear to wake me

1234
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 3: up as.

1235
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 1: A kid's because he didn't want you to miss the bus.

1236
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 3: No, he did it on purpose, okay, And he'd come

1237
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 3: and like scare us by knocking our window and running away.

1238
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 3: Like trust me, this is a mutual prank experience.

1239
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 1: Okay.

1240
00:51:56,160 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 2: But sticky things bother him, and so we go somewhere

1241
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 2: we're using like a sticky thing and he gets he'll

1242
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,359
Speaker 2: eat and then he'll like go to the bathroom and

1243
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 2: wash his hands, and then he put the stuff on

1244
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 2: it so when it comes back there's more sticky stuff

1245
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 2: and then stick his hands. And most of the time

1246
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 2: he doesn't know that. He just thinks that, like he

1247
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 2: left the sticky stuff.

1248
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: Fine, that's so mean.

1249
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,760
Speaker 2: No, this is the thing he gets. I'm not kidding.

1250
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 2: He like touches it for a seconde he's like sticky hands.

1251
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 2: He like breaks out something so funny.

1252
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 1: That's interesting that sticky hands is what h U. Yeah,

1253
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 1: my father in law did like dirt on like he

1254
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: like he.

1255
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,480
Speaker 3: And I think it has to do with like raising kids,

1256
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 3: and like you had so much of this at one

1257
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 3: point that now it's like I'm good.

1258
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,760
Speaker 2: I don't need any more. That's pretty funny, so thanks

1259
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 2: to look forward to.

1260
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean nothing bothers me, So I don't

1261
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: care dirt I do. I do.

1262
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:51,879
Speaker 2: Hope your kids like prank you.

1263
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: I do too. I hope the same they like. No,

1264
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: they already do it. They already stand behind the corner

1265
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: and wait real quietly. And I come around the corner. Ah,

1266
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: got I score the crap out of you. And I'm like, yeah,

1267
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: you did.

1268
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 2: See it's a fun relationship.

1269
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 1: It's hilarious.

1270
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 2: So all that to say endearing. I find dad stuff endearing,

1271
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:13,320
Speaker 2: like they.

1272
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,880
Speaker 1: And they have gotten so good at standing there quietly,

1273
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 1: like and they'll sit there and wait for twenty minutes,

1274
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:22,840
Speaker 1: I know, and it's like, all right, walk out, boo.

1275
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 2: See. I love this. I love this for you.

1276
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty fun dad life. My wife does not

1277
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 1: like it. She's gonna have a heart attack.

1278
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 3: Well, you know, the moms have to be the ones

1279
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 3: that are cool, because when the dads are pranking with

1280
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:38,239
Speaker 3: the kids, it's always a thing. Yeah, it's part of

1281
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:41,360
Speaker 3: the experience. All Right, we're jumping out of here. Bye guys, LaunchBox,

1282
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 3: thanks for being here.

1283
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Speaker 1: Oh man, naptime. That's the best bits of the week

1284
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 1: with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure to check out

1285
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: the other two parts this weekend. Go follow the show

1286
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:54,880
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