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Speaker 1: Hey, hi, hi, Hi. Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast

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Speaker 1: with Sydney and Marie.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, how you doing. How you're doing? Sidney?

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Speaker 2: I really like you in stripes.

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Speaker 1: Really, I feel like I'm like the burglar right now, legit.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like you lack burglar steal. You didn't have

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Speaker 1: to say black burglar. That's like, like, what's the word.

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Speaker 1: It's redundant. It's redundant. No, But the the hamburglar was purple.

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Speaker 2: Purple, wasn't he? No, that's grimas the hamburglar was white.

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Speaker 1: Really, Also, there was a lady Hamburglar who like crawled

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Speaker 1: through the drive through window of a McDonald's and stole

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Speaker 1: them stuff. She was diffinite. Oh, she was very black.

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Speaker 1: She was mad black. She was light skinned.

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Speaker 2: And I saw her. I saw the video. I was

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Speaker 2: like sick. I know she went back and got like more.

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Speaker 1: Come on, now, you're just being greedy girl. I can

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Speaker 1: see if you hungry and you can't afford it. But

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Speaker 1: that sheet homies, she crawled through the window of a

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Speaker 1: McDonald's drive through, Like she got out of her car

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Speaker 1: and crawled in and like got like a mcflurry and

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Speaker 1: then like a bunch of stuff. She said, y'all gonna

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Speaker 1: learn today. She was like the ma, she's not broken

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: She probably called her friends like come through, come through

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Speaker 1: to the drive through her friends waiting for her outside.

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Speaker 1: We all hear mobbin we mobbing ganggang gang. She's like,

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Speaker 1: I got bread and patties yeah and shredded lettuce. No,

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Speaker 1: thank you cross anyway. McDonald's is cheap now, so I

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Speaker 1: don't know why people are stealing. No, it's it's still expensive,

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Speaker 1: Like where's the dollar in you? I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: don't shop at McDonald's. Me neither. My body is a

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Speaker 1: what temple?

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Speaker 2: Me?

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Speaker 1: Neither and my body isn't a temple. I'm just better

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Speaker 1: than that.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: I can have worse things in my body that's not McDonald's.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure you've had worse things in your

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Speaker 2: body than McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: Yep. Called quenis thank you, thank you high calories set

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Speaker 1: them up, ruined your life. Quenus high and calories do

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Speaker 1: with a fat dude. He was short and pudgy, so

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Speaker 1: basically fat.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, listen.

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Speaker 1: I don't body shame women, but I body shame the

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Speaker 1: fuck out of men absolutely because It's like, you're a dude,

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Speaker 1: like your body is built to have muscle. Why do

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Speaker 1: you look like flub? There should be no flub flood.

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Speaker 1: There is the testosterone ad dude, like they don't.

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Speaker 2: Have any I have more than them. You have more

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Speaker 2: than them.

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Speaker 1: I do your shoulders have more testosterone than the men

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Speaker 1: that we see, especially in Leonardo DiCaprio.

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Speaker 2: There should be no reason why he doesn't have fucking apps. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 2: I mean he does a lot of drugs, and he

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Speaker 2: drinks a lot, and he's rich and women are still

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Speaker 2: gonna suck his fat ass dick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know how much money has to get

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Speaker 1: a trainer. If he needs a buddy pass from me,

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Speaker 1: I got him, Okay, if that's.

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Speaker 2: What he needs.

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Speaker 1: I mean, when you're rich and white and famous, I

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Speaker 1: mean you see he's dating like twelve year old supermodels, right,

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Speaker 1: he's dating like basically kids, you know what I mean. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but it's like you're on a boat, you got all

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Speaker 1: these hoes around you, and then you just look like

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Speaker 1: you're the help.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't even look like he's supposed to be. But

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Speaker 2: that's without that's without doing any exercise.

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Speaker 1: That's the zero effort he's never gonna be sexy again

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Speaker 1: unless he's in a movie where he has to have abs,

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Speaker 1: but like he's passed. What movie was that? There was

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Speaker 1: no movie, you know what I'm saying, unless he's in

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Speaker 1: a movie when have abs. And in The Reverend, they

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Speaker 1: were like, put a fucking coat on you're terrible. Put

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Speaker 1: a damn put a bear on you, you'll look way better.

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Speaker 1: I saw that movie and I was so mad. It

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Speaker 1: was just like Landscape. It was like, am I looking

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Speaker 1: at a movie about puzzles? Like it was like they

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Speaker 1: just kept it was like the cinematography was like, this

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Speaker 1: is a mountain. Here's a zooming shot of a snowflake.

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Speaker 1: They didn't talk for like mad parts. But that's what

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Speaker 1: four K cameras are for.

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Speaker 2: They're for that.

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Speaker 1: They're not for, you know, the regular shmegula face. Since

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Speaker 1: I don't care about a four K camera, where's the dialogue?

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Speaker 1: What's happened? What the bear doing?

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Speaker 2: What's the bear story? Okay?

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Speaker 1: What did the bear eat this morning? Exactly how much

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Speaker 1: asshole of his? Did the bear rip? Out? All of it?

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Speaker 2: I don't care all of it.

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Speaker 1: There's no ass is left. All my ass is dead, Sidney.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and turn your microphone down because

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Speaker 1: I feel like you just gonna keep screaming. Anyway, what

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Speaker 1: were you an expert in this week? Living my best

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Speaker 1: worst life?

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Speaker 2: What does that mean? I feel like that's that's you

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Speaker 2: per usual were gonna do that. I feel like I'm.

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Speaker 1: Always living my best life's worst life. I feel like

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Speaker 1: AnyWho went to Montreal best worst took the bus? How

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Speaker 1: long did that bus take? Also? Why did you do

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Speaker 1: that to you?

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Speaker 2: Hours?

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Speaker 1: Because I got paid for it, and I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: I could use my money wisely and take this bus,

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Speaker 1: or I could take a plane and then waste no

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Speaker 1: money when you come back and waste my waste my money.

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Speaker 2: How much did the bus costs? Going there?

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Speaker 1: Was fifty something? Coming back was like sixty something.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so that's like you know, that's like that's less.

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Speaker 2: How much did flying? Would flying have cost? Like like

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Speaker 2: to something?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no staring back? Yeah, I'm all set. So you

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Speaker 1: were on the bus for sixteen hours. So it was

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Speaker 1: like the worst thing I've felt in my entire life. Literally,

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Speaker 1: I feel like coming down from MOLLI is the same

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Speaker 1: feeling you get from being on a bus.

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Speaker 2: For eight hours.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, the one two times I've done Molly the comedown

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Speaker 1: was fine because.

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Speaker 2: First of all, I'm gonna let you know you weren't

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Speaker 2: getting a good shit.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 2: I was talking to somebody and they were like, it's

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Speaker 2: probably ecstasy that I got, not pure MDMA. I was like, okay, cool, cool, cool.

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Speaker 1: Well, when you have like ecstasy that has speed in it,

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Speaker 1: that come down is terrible. Well I didn't have that

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Speaker 1: because I felt fine. Also, you're an alien, you're not

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Speaker 1: affected by anything. You don't have any feelings or like

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Speaker 1: no nerve, body parts or anything. Yeah, yeah, anything anyway, So.

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Speaker 2: I took the bus.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I was stuck in customs for like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know, an hour and a half. Now, before you left,

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Speaker 1: I was like, make sure you bring your passport and

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Speaker 1: you were like why, And I was like, cause you're

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Speaker 1: going to another country, would you not have bunch of passport.

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Speaker 1: I always bring my passport, even when I go to

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Speaker 1: the boat, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Like, stamp it, stamp and stand it for me.

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Speaker 1: Let me get the cat pall. Yeah. And then I

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Speaker 1: got there and I couldn't say that I was there

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Speaker 1: for like a show. I had to say that I

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Speaker 1: was visiting somebody sort. The guy was interrogating me.

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Speaker 2: He was like at that little window.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: He was like, so what are you here for?

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Speaker 1: I said for a birthday and he said, well, when

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Speaker 1: are you leaving? I said in the morning. He's like,

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Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, it's a really important friend. He's like,

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Speaker 1: who is his friend? I was like, you know, gave

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Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, like five years. He's

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Speaker 1: he's he always comes to the city, so this is

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Speaker 1: it's his thirtieth birthday. So I decided you, oh girl, listen,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you when the story merch, She wrote murder,

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Speaker 1: She wrote, I had all the stories. They couldn't put anything.

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Speaker 1: But he thought I was a prostitute for sure. He

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Speaker 1: feel did you have on turtleneck but turtle?

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Speaker 2: Like that was.

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Speaker 1: The prostitutes. We haven't turtle necks on. He was like,

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Speaker 1: your neck was covered, but you're under boob?

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Speaker 2: Was that he would No.

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Speaker 1: He was like this must be some special guy. I said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he actually is. He was like, what you got in

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Speaker 1: at suit? Here? He's like, I'll see you ebony.

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Speaker 2: You here to dance for Junior's bachelor party. Yes.

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Speaker 1: He was like, oh, well, you know, what are you

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Speaker 1: gonna do do tonight? I was like, why are you

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Speaker 1: asking me all these questions? I wanted to be like

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Speaker 1: it was a black thing, but it was literally just

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Speaker 1: a female thing, and he thought that I was a

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Speaker 1: sex worker. Well, when I went to Montreal, I had

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Speaker 1: like my vintage army jacket on and the guy was like,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, no, I'm a comedian and he

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Speaker 2: not supposed to be funny.

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Speaker 1: The jacket is vintage, it's a real military jacket, but

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Speaker 1: I'm not in the military. And he was like, so

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Speaker 2: And I was like.

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Speaker 1: It was real. It was a lot, and you know,

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Speaker 1: the bus really just took a lot out of me.

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Speaker 1: And I only had an hour after I got off

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Speaker 1: the bus to go to the show, and then you

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Speaker 1: jumped on the bus. Right after the show, I hung

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Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, so Money, we want to take you out,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm gonna die in Montreal after

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Speaker 1: taking an eight hour bus, I was like, the Lord

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Speaker 1: is not on my side.

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Speaker 2: Today. I had some poutine. It was terrible.

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Speaker 1: I don't like poutine. For those of y'all who are

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Speaker 1: not cultured who are listening to this, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you what poutine is. It's a basket of like

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Speaker 1: beautiful French fries that they pour gravy on. They weren't

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Speaker 1: that beautiful, so then they're like saggi and then they

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Speaker 1: put like cheese on them, curds, cheese herds, right curds,

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Speaker 1: which is basically cheese turds.

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Speaker 2: It's terribld old cheese, old chunky cheese pieces. And I

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Speaker 2: don't like saggi fries and I like the crunchy ones.

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Speaker 2: And they they were like, so do you like it?

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Speaker 2: I was like, but there were some nice they like

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Speaker 2: bought me like food. They were like, we're gonna take

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Speaker 2: you out. They're getting ubers from me. I was like, work.

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Speaker 1: I was like, do y'all want some of this? Because

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Speaker 1: one of the girls was a lesbian. She took me

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Speaker 1: to the village. But were they pretty though? That's all

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Speaker 1: that matters. I'm sure you puture you tell.

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Speaker 2: Me that's cute.

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Speaker 1: I guess they were cute. They were cute.

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Speaker 2: I mean they I went to the house and everything.

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Speaker 1: You went to the Oh my god, you're an expert

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Speaker 1: at almost being took girl. When I come to my hotel.

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Speaker 1: No, Reggie big ass told you to get wing? I said,

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Speaker 1: I was like, thanks a lot. Carl figuring up fantastic.

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Speaker 2: She's a wearer of velvet, juicy couture.

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Speaker 1: Yes, her coat game one point switches the coats up

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Speaker 3: You know, I'm so happy to hear that, because here's

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Speaker 1: Zoe Kravit. Yeah, you wouldn't be Marie, you would be Zoey. No,

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Speaker 2: And then I'm like, stop. Is it like Fargo?

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Speaker 1: It gives you a character.

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Speaker 2: Should I just come up to people like this now?

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Speaker 2: But then they're gonna be like she does them manipulate her?

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Speaker 2: No, but you manipulate them and.

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Speaker 3: They can't do anything. Can you pay for me and everything?

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Speaker 2: You're like suck like this whole time I was playing. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Oh, don't do that, you know why, because then all

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Speaker 1: Would be cool give us Croatian accent. I just want

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Speaker 3: It's like, uh, it's a lower register in the because

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I wouldn't even know if this is the accent,

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Speaker 1: But it was hot. It's hot. Nonetheless, I was, like

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Speaker 2: And their skin looks lily white and smooth, job bathing

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Speaker 1: Or my god, I wish I would I want to

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Speaker 1: So this vampire facial Where do they get the blood

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Speaker 2: They poke little holes.

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Speaker 1: It's your blood, yeah, they well they first of all,

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Speaker 2: Chuse my pores. It's rejuvenating and like getting the collagen back.

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Speaker 2: I think I'll come over.

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Speaker 1: Joe and Booster is another awesome comic. He was just

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Speaker 2: Thirty under thirty same same, same, same, same thing. Did

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: How was it?

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Speaker 3: I forget because I remember just being like, oh spooky,

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Speaker 1: He pay for it? Because if you forgot, that means

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Speaker 3: So maybe he didn't. Yeah, I forgot about the experience though.

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Speaker 1: No, because when like a friend gets something done that's

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Speaker 1: I don't have to pay for wings on Monday. And

439
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:51,480
Speaker 1: you remember that because you.

440
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Speaker 2: Were also also like life changing of facial No, I.

441
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,639
Speaker 1: Mean I had I had a chemical peel before and

442
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:01,560
Speaker 1: it was amazing, Like it literally my skin looked brant

443
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Speaker 1: New Sydney. You have good skin. I don't skin.

444
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:08,520
Speaker 2: Why you're so obsessed with getting things peeled and pod.

445
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,760
Speaker 3: Because that's the difference between like you know, like like

446
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,760
Speaker 3: nice skin and like chemical pill on a great skin

447
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,560
Speaker 3: already is like is that person famous?

448
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,639
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Like that level of is

449
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:18,440
Speaker 2: you can tell.

450
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,280
Speaker 1: It's literally like buffing your face. You just a little doo,

451
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:23,439
Speaker 1: a little buffs, little shine. I mean, we can all

452
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,760
Speaker 1: do a little improvement. At the time I had money,

453
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,720
Speaker 1: this was like five years ago. Well let's talk about

454
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,560
Speaker 1: a chemical peel. What chemical was on your face? I

455
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,040
Speaker 1: don't even know.

456
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,480
Speaker 3: It's like so you know how like retinal like like

457
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:37,440
Speaker 3: turns over, it accelerates cell regeneration. So it's slough soft

458
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:40,120
Speaker 3: layers of skin. And so that's like what the chemic

459
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:40,400
Speaker 3: they don't.

460
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,399
Speaker 1: I don't think they use retinal peeling layers your actual

461
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,760
Speaker 1: skin off to the more baby fresh. That's what the

462
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,360
Speaker 1: chemical pels do because they take off the wear and tear.

463
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,520
Speaker 2: It's like the first layer.

464
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:53,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then doesn't that make your skin more susceptible

465
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,920
Speaker 1: to like yeah stuff in the first twenty four hours. Yes,

466
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,560
Speaker 1: that's why you you know, chill, you stay home, watch

467
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,960
Speaker 1: some sex in a civity. Do you feel very carry

468
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,480
Speaker 1: brats or whatever, and you chill, but you know where Sydney.

469
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,080
Speaker 1: Then if you're at your house and your cat comes

470
00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:08,879
Speaker 1: over and like shit on your face or just correct

471
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,800
Speaker 1: as your cheek, now you just got cat aids or whatever.

472
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,920
Speaker 2: Plasmosas cide a plasmos See. I don't even know what

473
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,800
Speaker 2: that is, but it sounds side of plasmoses.

474
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,320
Speaker 1: Well. I mean, growing up, I had good skin, but

475
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,280
Speaker 1: there was a time where I would have like those

476
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:27,520
Speaker 1: embedded uh pimples that like you couldn't see the white head,

477
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,680
Speaker 1: but they were hurt like hell, and they were it

478
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,920
Speaker 1: was a whole like rop all over my nose and

479
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,560
Speaker 1: so I would like try to pop them and then

480
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,480
Speaker 1: they turn into black dots and they yeah, pop. That

481
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,479
Speaker 1: sounds like really cute freckles on your nose. At the end,

482
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,000
Speaker 1: when they started fading, it did look like freckles. But

483
00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:44,040
Speaker 1: see that's so you.

484
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,720
Speaker 3: Though, because like your scars look at cute ass freckles.

485
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:52,520
Speaker 2: Like I'm sorry, I love a black person with freckles.

486
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,280
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I love freckles always, but like my

487
00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:56,720
Speaker 3: Hackney scars did not look like you.

488
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,240
Speaker 1: When did you?

489
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 2: When did you start having Yeah?

490
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,760
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Uh So I had it on and off,

491
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,040
Speaker 1: like I didn't have it crazy.

492
00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:08,119
Speaker 3: I had it like normal in high school and then

493
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,960
Speaker 3: I had to go on birth control for it when

494
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:13,480
Speaker 3: I was young. Wait why because it was like cystic

495
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 3: and painful, So it was like really painful to have.

496
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,000
Speaker 3: And then I played volleyball very intensely my whole life,

497
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 3: and so I'm sweating a bunch, I'm washing it and

498
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,600
Speaker 3: like it would just get inflamed. I feelt really bad

499
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:28,560
Speaker 3: about myself, and like the birth control helped. But then

500
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,760
Speaker 3: I went to college and my skin got fucked up,

501
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,760
Speaker 3: like because I was it was a mixture of like depression,

502
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 3: like sports, quitting sports, then gaining weight, and it was

503
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 3: like my skin was like.

504
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:40,120
Speaker 1: Guess we were probably eating really bad.

505
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:40,520
Speaker 2: Oh.

506
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,320
Speaker 3: So but I went from being able to have about

507
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,679
Speaker 3: seven thousand calories a day because I was working out

508
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,920
Speaker 3: so much to them not working out so much and

509
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:48,840
Speaker 3: being like you.

510
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 1: Eat and the vending machine was literally right by my room,

511
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 1: so I stay getting sick. We didn't even do vending

512
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,520
Speaker 1: machine in college. We did the five five five with

513
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:03,880
Speaker 1: the Dominoes five five five, oh pizzas for five dollars,

514
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 1: and you would remember that, eat our own pizza and

515
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,040
Speaker 1: we'd do call the ones and I was like, can

516
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,960
Speaker 1: we do a five five? And They're like no, you

517
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,600
Speaker 1: could do a five five five by five And I

518
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:17,640
Speaker 1: was like, get a two friends, I would just eat

519
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 1: the other pizza like that would save it for the

520
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,440
Speaker 1: next day. Dude, we can't do the whole medium pizza

521
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:28,080
Speaker 1: ourselves that we would all just be in the room stage. Wow,

522
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,440
Speaker 1: I could still do that.

523
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,640
Speaker 2: I just have control, I think, or just also tap away.

524
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,359
Speaker 1: I have faith in you, mo, thank you so much.

525
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 2: So you're eating bed, you're depressed, you're not working out.

526
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 2: The control is not working. Young as hell, I was

527
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,120
Speaker 2: young as hell, yeah, young as hell? Are you having

528
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 2: six at that time? I was not that time.

529
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 3: It was just like a whole mess of skin and

530
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,760
Speaker 3: it was like but it didn't cause scarring. It just

531
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 3: it was like I would stay on birth control, but

532
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 3: it really like my skin got the most fucked up

533
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,399
Speaker 3: in twenty sixteen because.

534
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 1: I went off too hard a recent day.

535
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what all these like picks are from, because

536
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 3: I took off. I went off birth control because I

537
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,160
Speaker 3: was like, damn, I've been on this since I was fourteen.

538
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 3: I'm twenty six now, like or twenty five at the time.

539
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 3: I'm going to just go off it and like see

540
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 3: how my body feels.

541
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 1: What were some of the other side effects of birth control,

542
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,919
Speaker 1: because you know they say that that's why Rihanna is.

543
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 2: Super thick now is because she's on birth control.

544
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 1: I know. It's literally the tes It makes you crave everything,

545
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:28,240
Speaker 1: like you want pork fried rice at eleven am. I've

546
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 1: never been on birth control. I did the depot, I

547
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,879
Speaker 1: did the shot. Those are turbo oh man, because you

548
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 1: don't have to get one for three months, so you

549
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 1: don't have either you don't have your period for three

550
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 1: months or you have like spotting for weeks. Yeah, and

551
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,640
Speaker 1: I had spotting for weeks. Wait, this is weird, y'all.

552
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 1: We're doing this to wear bodies for some dick. You know,

553
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,400
Speaker 1: I'm on day thirteen in my period right now.

554
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 2: Day thirteen?

555
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,399
Speaker 1: Are you on birth control? Now you're not.

556
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 2: I'm never going back off of it again.

557
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 1: Day dude.

558
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 2: My period lasts four days. I just want to tell you.

559
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 2: You said, like fo one horrible day and then like

560
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:03,239
Speaker 2: the poor well one day where I can't breathe them

561
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:06,399
Speaker 2: die I mean vampire l.

562
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 1: But you have one really bad scare, like like a

563
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 1: real scare that you're like, oh, I gotta go to

564
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 1: the clinic. You're like, oh, let me go get on

565
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,160
Speaker 1: birth control because never had that scare off. So male

566
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,440
Speaker 1: birth control should be a thing. Condoms are not enough.

567
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 2: I'll tell you no, no, no, male birth control pills, yes,

568
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:23,639
Speaker 2: should be a thing.

569
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,160
Speaker 1: It's not enough. But somebody with somebody has a joke

570
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 1: about this, like that the men they tried to do

571
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,359
Speaker 1: like a test, and the men were like super emotional

572
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 1: and they felt depressed.

573
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 2: So they never moved forward with it. And it's like,

574
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,439
Speaker 2: but that's what birth control does to us.

575
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:41,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, God, it's your joke, right, the way that you've

576
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,200
Speaker 3: bled out of your dick. No, oh my god, whose

577
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 3: joke is it? Where they're like, the world would fucking

578
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,200
Speaker 3: stop if men.

579
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,120
Speaker 2: Blood out of their dick.

580
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 3: I don't have heard that, but it's definitely not me.

581
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,400
Speaker 3: It's so fucking funny. I'm like, literally, the world would

582
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 3: stop if men got their period. It's like nothing would

583
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 3: fucking happen. They'd like, no, everything, shut the fuck down.

584
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, three day weekend, yeah, always forever, three stream and

585
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 1: I know we don't want to talk to our wives. Yeah,

586
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 1: but it makes you It makes you feel like shit,

587
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 1: you look like shit, you're heavier. I mean, but it's hormones, right,

588
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 1: it's pumping stuff into our body.

589
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 2: Yes, that change the way that we think, the way

590
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:15,879
Speaker 2: that we feel.

591
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 3: They make you technically never feel like like it fakes

592
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 3: your body into thinking it's always having its period.

593
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 1: I guess.

594
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like so then you're never actually going through the cycle.

595
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, but also something that like you know, no, it's

596
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 3: not healthy, it's patriarchal, it's awful, but it.

597
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 2: Just gets rid of my acne. So what's the combining

598
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,679
Speaker 2: and what's the birth control that like, you don't get

599
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 2: your period for like snique season, right, So then when

600
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 2: you finally do get your period, it's like legit the

601
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 2: rest of the year.

602
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they had to take that off. It was

603
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 1: recalled it's not good for you, right, like took it off.

604
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 2: What is your period?

605
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 1: Your period is like the lining, So you just holding

606
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 1: on to the lining for six months.

607
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 2: I don't need it that bad.

608
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 3: My sister, so she's been having a lot of like

609
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 3: uterine like all that issue. She they thought she had

610
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 3: a b endometriosis is what they thought she had, but

611
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 3: she didn't, thank god, a baby.

612
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 1: They thought she had a baby, and they're chilling. Is

613
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 1: that on the outside.

614
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the eggs come on the outside when

615
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 3: they drow and so it's bad and painful. But this

616
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:18,440
Speaker 3: woman she went to, who's like this amazing specialist, was

617
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:22,399
Speaker 3: talking about how everyone every woman's told that. The guy know,

618
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 3: that's like, it's okay if your uterus is a little tilted,

619
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 3: it's like fine, And she's like, no, it's not. We

620
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 3: shouldn't be like and so she was giving her these

621
00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 3: therapy massages and like castor oil patches to put on

622
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,120
Speaker 3: top of her readers. And she says, some women when

623
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 3: she's doing their therapy, it'll like just start bleeding because

624
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 3: there's stuff just like in there because of like where

625
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,159
Speaker 3: like what we're told to treat our bodies like.

626
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 2: It should not.

627
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 3: It was like wild to think, like honestly really grossly satisfying.

628
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,679
Speaker 1: Mo I thought you were going to say, like all

629
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 1: of a sudden they were massaging and now they're together.

630
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 2: Yea, it's going to be like a love story.

631
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 1: The table.

632
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 2: I was like, I mean, if she could make her

633
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 2: feel good, okayavy good as love?

634
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 1: Sorry, oh my god, well can we? So, so what happened?

635
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 1: So you get off the birth control and then your

636
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: skin does wet in twenty sixteen.

637
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 3: So you get off the birth control and it's like

638
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 3: slowly but surely. I'm like in my head, I was like, oh,

639
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 3: like why is it freaking out? And then I started

640
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 3: getting like like sort of like contour line acne like

641
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:26,840
Speaker 3: right there, Oh.

642
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: Cool, your jaw, your jaw, your cheekbone.

643
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then like I would get like a beer

644
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 3: greenful yeah weird, almost exactly that because it wasn't really

645
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 3: forehead and it would be really painful and like I

646
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 3: couldn't even pop the pimples because it was just like,

647
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 3: oh I can't touch it, Oh my god. Yeah, And

648
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 3: it started like it was just and then it was

649
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 3: just all of a sudden, it was everywhere.

650
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 2: Everywhere, yeah, like on the rest of your body. No,

651
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 2: just on my face.

652
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 3: I just want to know, like me, No, I didn't.

653
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 3: It was like all hormonal. So it was all here

654
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 3: And how long did that less? So then, like I mean,

655
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 3: it was about a month of severe like a month

656
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 3: and a half.

657
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,400
Speaker 1: Are you wearing makeup when this is going down?

658
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 2: No? You can't.

659
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 1: So that's the hard part.

660
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 3: Like I was, I would take like an hour and

661
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 3: a half to two hours to put makeup on before

662
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,160
Speaker 3: going outside because I could not go outside, like I'm

663
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 3: a performer.

664
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 2: I could not be on stage with that face. Yeah

665
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:20,360
Speaker 2: yeah yeah.

666
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 3: So like I was like doing treatments like letting it

667
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 3: dry out, then putting powders on top of it so

668
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 3: it didn't like further inflame it, and then putting like

669
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 3: moisturizers and like doing a whole process.

670
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 2: Was it making it worse?

671
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 3: It wasn't making it worse because it was hormonal. It

672
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 3: wasn't like outside like poor situation.

673
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: It was like coming from with yes.

674
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 3: Very much, which people will confuse like obviously you have

675
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 3: to wash your face and stuff.

676
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 2: But mine was like it was gonna come anyway.

677
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Oh this is I mean getting flashbacks of

678
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 1: this really gross guy in high school that had really

679
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: bad act me and kept asking me out in like notes,

680
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 1: like he would write me letters and he would like

681
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: fold him and it was like pull here and then

682
00:28:59,000 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 1: like I'd pull and be.

683
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 2: Like you go out, and I was like, ew Ralph,

684
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 2: like you're gross.

685
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 3: I know I remember those kids, but they're like and

686
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 3: like it's so sad because like you can sympathize, but

687
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 3: also the idea of making out with that face.

688
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm.

689
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: Sorry, I can't. My girlfriend had it. My girlfriend had

690
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: really bad acme two years ago. We were in Mexico.

691
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 1: It literally spaz spirals out of control because of the

692
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: Mexican water. No, no, she was already she wasn't taking

693
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: any antibiotics or anything. She wasn't taking pills. So when

694
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 1: we got there, I was like, oh, it's kind of

695
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 1: looking real crazy and we got to take photos. Yeah,

696
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: but your girlfriend was doing some like very interesting crap

697
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: to her face to try to get rid of that acme.

698
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 2: My girl put p on her face.

699
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,960
Speaker 1: She have you heard of this?

700
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 2: Putting p under the face? Sting, raised stings? No, no urine,

701
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 2: her urine AnyWho. And she told me that, and they

702
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 2: didn't want to tell me because like they know that

703
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 2: I'm judgy and germophobic and OCD. Also, pete, you pistol

704
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 2: on your If one.

705
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 1: More person tells me he is sterile, I all sterile

706
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: people are the same people who are like dogs have

707
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 1: to have clean her mouth, Yes, it's those And I'm like, okay,

708
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 1: why was she telling you? But she said it was

709
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: getting better or whatever. But anyway, we lived to Mexico.

710
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:16,479
Speaker 1: It literally like the whole it was just like us,

711
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: and then it looked like it hurt, and like she

712
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: started crying, and I started crying because because you're like,

713
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: I'm with you, no, you bitch, I'm just thinking about

714
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: like how hard it is. It's I never realized how

715
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 1: bad it is for people who have bad skin. Because

716
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: she's like, I don't I have this wedding today. I

717
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: don't even want to go. I can't, like everybody don't

718
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: look at her acne. Every being that bad.

719
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 2: Oh, because you weren't there.

720
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: Mexico. It was really, really bad and I was scared. Yeah,

721
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: depressing is a good word for it, because I be

722
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: judging people. I'm like, look at these dirty faced mofos

723
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 1: on the tree.

724
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 3: Yeah that's how she felt, but like they're the ones

725
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 3: that judgements like I judge myself. It wasn't even I

726
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,040
Speaker 3: wasn't even worried about people like you.

727
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 1: I was like I hate this. Yeah she had it.

728
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 1: And also her hair had fell out, so it was

729
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: like she had short hair and skin. Look like a

730
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: homeless man, Marie, she looked like a homeless No, she

731
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 1: did it.

732
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 2: You ask?

733
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 3: I mean cut to me in college, like forty pounds heavier,

734
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 3: half of my head shaved and acne, Like I looked

735
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 3: like a homeless man.

736
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: So what's besides the birth control stuff? What are some

737
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: alternative treatments that you use? So I used a million? Yeah,

738
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 1: tell us about all of them. Oh it took so long.

739
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 2: I was very patient, a lot of money. Yes, my god,

740
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 2: did you do what's the what's the pro Did you

741
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 2: do proactive? No?

742
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:36,080
Speaker 3: But I used similar ingredients. I don't like proactive just

743
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 3: I don't know it, like.

744
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 1: It's it's it's infomercial, So why Like I don't want

745
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: informercial Jessica Simpson. Oh, they did that for the many.

746
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 3: They showed like one picture where they had had junk

747
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 3: food for a week and they're.

748
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 2: Like, look at my terrible acne. Well, you know, I

749
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 2: was eating a lot of tune out the cans, chicken

750
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 2: out the sea.

751
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: I was eating my beauty products and I had to

752
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: my skin is clear.

753
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 2: I'm a billionaire. It could have happened to anybody.

754
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 1: I know.

755
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:04,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, wow, me too.

756
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: Same.

757
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 2: Yes, Jessica Simpson is like legit, a billionaire, one of

758
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 2: the richest women.

759
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 1: She's worth like her company's worth a billion dollars. I mean, same, Well,

760
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 1: can't buy herself a brain? Oh isn't that sad? Yeah?

761
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 2: I don't think that she's that dumb in real life, guys.

762
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 2: I think she was pretending. No, she is.

763
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,719
Speaker 1: She was in Ellen, it was lit. I was like percosent,

764
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: percos she was high. She was so glazed. She was higher.

765
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: She was dumb.

766
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 3: So you know what I think is I think she's

767
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 3: like me, where she's a very smart woman, a very

768
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 3: dumb girl, Like I can do some dumb ass shit,

769
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 3: but like I'm a smart girl.

770
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 2: I think I think she's dumb. And dumb.

771
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 1: Okay, probably so what so what us?

772
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 2: Okay?

773
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 3: So I like, so the skin started freaking out, and

774
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 3: I was like, I gotta go back on birth control.

775
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: So I started that.

776
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 3: But that was a long journey of like first it

777
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 3: was like two months of the acne going away, and

778
00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 3: then it was a year of very terrible scar getting

779
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 3: rid of that. So to get rid of the acne itself,

780
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 3: I use fucking five dollars cbs benzyl peroxide.

781
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: Okay, what does head do?

782
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 3: So it like dries it like you preemptively use it.

783
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 3: Like it's not again like you have acne and you

784
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 3: put it on it. It's like you put it on

785
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 3: every night so you don't get acne. And it is

786
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 3: what the active ingredient in proactive it like I guess

787
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 3: it just like sloughs. It's similar to retin a. It

788
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 3: just like dries up the sebum, I believe is the word.

789
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 3: I know it's gross, but yeah, it's.

790
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: Just crazy to me because your skin now looks great,

791
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Do you have makeup on?

792
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,000
Speaker 2: I have tinted sunscreen?

793
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but when you were showing, we were I'm

794
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 1: in this beauty group with all these comedians or whatever,

795
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: and you posted all the pictures and it was a

796
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: lot and you show the actual processes. First of all,

797
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: this looked like a lot of work.

798
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 2: Oh. Second of all, I said, this looks expensive as hell.

799
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. Third of all, I said, wow, the transformation was ridiculous.

800
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: I mean, you're obviously a beautiful girl anyway, but like

801
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 1: the difference between you with ACVI and you it was nuts.

802
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 1: I was like wow, And I couldn't even imagine being

803
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 1: in that place where you're like, yo, I have to

804
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 1: be out with this on my face.

805
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 2: And I got to be on stage and performing what

806
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 2: was dating?

807
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,320
Speaker 1: Like did like what's so depressing?

808
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 3: It was like because like I would do the thing

809
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 3: where like I would like wake up before them and

810
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 3: like put on a fucking face, or like.

811
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 2: They would fall asleep and I'd wake up because it

812
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 2: was like it was like for.

813
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 3: Me because I was feeling not good about myself and

814
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 3: my you feel good, you look good, and I didn't

815
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 3: feel good.

816
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: I felt really ugly. I felt depressed.

817
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 3: I didn't want like even when I was flirting, I

818
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 3: like wasn't even good at it because I was just.

819
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: Like, you're looking at your face the whole time. You

820
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: feel a certain type of way.

821
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 3: It's like when you think you have a bigger in

822
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 3: your nose right and you're trying to flirt with someone,

823
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 3: but you're kind of low key like, well, how do

824
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 3: I fucking handle this? But that's like twenty four seven

825
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 3: and a lot about it when you were in red

826
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 3: lipstick and you're like, is it on my team?

827
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: Exactly? I had a meeting and I'm laughing all loud,

828
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 1: and then I went to the bathroom be after I left,

829
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,320
Speaker 1: and I was like, that didn't even tell me.

830
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 2: It's like like it was like across like.

831
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 1: Three of my teas. No. I was like, they rude,

832
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: I hate that, or when you have your white on

833
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,279
Speaker 1: the side of your mouth, oh my god. And I

834
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 1: was like I think they maybe didn't see it, but

835
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 1: it's like.

836
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 2: They say, no, they saw it. Was definitely they saw it.

837
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 2: Why the fuck did they say? They don't want to

838
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 2: say it?

839
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: And you were like being charming.

840
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 2: I mean like yeah, you're like everything is exaggerated.

841
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:27,040
Speaker 1: You're like, oh yeah, because soon as you realize something

842
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 1: is wrong, that's when you get self conscious. So yeah,

843
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 1: having acne, you're thinking about it.

844
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 3: Twenty four twenty four to seven and it was like

845
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 3: I like, oh my god, my process to go to sleep,

846
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:39,719
Speaker 3: I would like stay over at other people's houses and

847
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,240
Speaker 3: then leave, Like I wouldn't even have those experiences because

848
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 3: I need to go do my process to like like

849
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,479
Speaker 3: put on a scarf so my my eyelashes are still

850
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 3: and so it's like you can tell my hair is

851
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 3: like a nice reddish tone and that is because of

852
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 3: my acne cream because it's very cheap, but it seeps

853
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 3: up and like it bleaches everything really, so like my

854
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 3: eyelashes like are very long, but that you would never

855
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 3: know without Messcara because the tips are just white.

856
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:08,240
Speaker 2: Wow, dude, I feel like you like, LOOKI giving yourself

857
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 2: cancer or something. I mean worth it. I feel beautiful

858
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:11,320
Speaker 2: worth it?

859
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 3: Yes on Instagram worth it young by mean sudden, like,

860
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 3: so what's your Because.

861
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:23,479
Speaker 1: Sydney stayed at my house uh once and she bought

862
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 1: all her stuff and her like skin regiment to go

863
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: to sleep was crazy to me. It was like it

864
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: was like twelve steps but look at her skin. But

865
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 1: I was like, sis, I was just doing that to

866
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: show off. Literally, I just I follow sleep in my

867
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 1: makeup all the time.

868
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 2: She she was pulling all these little things out of

869
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 2: like you know, like those Russian dolls where you open

870
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 2: it and something else is in it.

871
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: Like that's what her like skin care to go to bed.

872
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 1: It was belif belief I had. It's like a weird spell.

873
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 2: It's spelled like bliff belief.

874
00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: I had got the like travel Yes, the water bomb one,

875
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: which is amazing, the water bomb, the I cream.

876
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 2: I don't know nothing about this, the toner and all

877
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:06,439
Speaker 2: this stuff.

878
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,359
Speaker 1: And I was like, I use alib oil to take

879
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: my makeup off, and I washed my face with regular soap.

880
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm literally just trying it. And then

881
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: I put a cocoa butter on my face and then

882
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: it was sleep poco butter.

883
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 2: That's so lucky.

884
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 3: You should every day every time you do that, you

885
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 3: should go thank you whatever being is out there.

886
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 2: This is a blessing.

887
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:25,240
Speaker 1: But golf.

888
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 2: Also, my mom still puts petrolia. My mom puts vasilin

889
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 2: on her face. Blaired is that she just sits in it.

890
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: My mom put it on. I put it on my hands,

891
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: in my feet and stuff. But my mom put it

892
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: on her face. And my mother still has great skin.

893
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 1: And when we were little, that's will she put on

894
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 1: her faces is actually I couldnot. I mean honestly, it would.

895
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: It would clog up my forest. Like that's how my

896
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 1: skin is. Like, I just know that I have to

897
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,720
Speaker 1: keep my face dry. As soon as I start getting

898
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:51,280
Speaker 1: at with that's breakout that I get black heads, white heads,

899
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,359
Speaker 1: gray heads, all heads, all heads on my face.

900
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 2: So you did the bins something.

901
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: I do bens on oxide every night.

902
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 3: But on top of that, I do the expensive products

903
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 3: because I do hit us with the expensive retin products

904
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 3: all day long, which is the ones that turn over

905
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 3: the skin and like sluff off the scarring. I did

906
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 3: personal microdermbration, which is basically a sand blaster to your

907
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 3: fucking face. How much that was one twenty for the

908
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 3: machine and I use it every night, so it like benefits.

909
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 2: You have the machine.

910
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,839
Speaker 1: You're doing yes, because I'm not going to specialists. That's

911
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: too much money I can't handle.

912
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 3: So you're just buffing your face smooth. When it was

913
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it as much anymore. But when it

914
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 3: was the real scarring, yeah, I was like sluffing layers

915
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 3: off and then putting on us. It looks like it

916
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 3: looks like a magic wand for your face, like it's

917
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 3: like a You know those fingernail buffers. It looks like that,

918
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 3: but a flat surface and sand papery. What well, yeah,

919
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 3: but what do you get the paper thing for it?

920
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 1: Four? Like?

921
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to change out every three months, but

922
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 3: it's not bad.

923
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 2: How much did the papers closts?

924
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 3: It's afore those were like the heads that you use.

925
00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 3: The first ones came with it, and the rest are

926
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 3: like Bucks reorder and the machine is one hundred and

927
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 3: twenty bucks.

928
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 2: It's one hundred trunning.

929
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll be stealing every time I walk in there.

930
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,560
Speaker 1: You steal, you steal the paper. I'm not paying.

931
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm like this before you got any more

932
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 2: samples of this in the back and then you're putting

933
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 2: stuff for your purse.

934
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 1: You know the samples last. Well, that's why I got based.

935
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 3: So the Luna Sunday Luna Oil Sunday Riley Luna Oil

936
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 3: is a retin product and moisturizing, which I like because

937
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 3: rental products dry the shit out of your skin.

938
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,960
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, hold on, okay, let's tap me through this.

939
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: I mean I invite you to my house to sleep over. Yes,

940
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: you bring in a kit of crap. What are you doing?

941
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:32,240
Speaker 2: First?

942
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 3: I'm washing my face. Okay, I'm washing my face with

943
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 3: something like the cloth.

944
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, your hand. I'm exfoliate twice a week.

945
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,879
Speaker 3: I don't do it too much because then the oil

946
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 3: production in your skin makes up for it, and then

947
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 3: you're extra oily.

948
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,399
Speaker 2: Right, Like if you wash your hair too much, yeah,

949
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 2: and you're white, your hair gets oily.

950
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 1: Yeah.

951
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 3: But if you're if you watch your hair too much

952
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 3: and your black dry dries it out exactly too much

953
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 3: of the good thing sort of thing.

954
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 2: So I wash it with.

955
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,400
Speaker 3: I usually use like a natural just like kind of

956
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 3: drying cheap I pick up at any store, like maybe

957
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 3: Tea treoil wash.

958
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 1: You use a wash cloth, That's what I just asked her.

959
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 2: She said no, No, I just want to know, like

960
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 2: to dry your face, no, a pat dry pat. Do

961
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,320
Speaker 2: you wash clothes for your body?

962
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it don't sound like you're confident that you're a

963
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: loofa type. Girl.

964
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 3: I have a scrub in my bathtub that's like it's

965
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 3: like a coffee grind that my old babysitter like she

966
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 3: used to collect.

967
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 2: No babysitter woman I babysat for. She used to like

968
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 2: make little grind.

969
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: I just asked, because I've been I've been told that

970
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: white people don't use wash clothes folia.

971
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 2: I have to exfoliate.

972
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 3: But I'm not a wash cloth queen just because like

973
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 3: it'll get nasty.

974
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 2: And my my, you gotta just switch it out.

975
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: I know I'm lazy.

976
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 2: I am lazy. It's all hell.

977
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: You need to know that about what about a loaf

978
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,879
Speaker 1: a loofa? I like a loofa. I like a loofa. Yeah,

979
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,359
Speaker 1: you just you know what I do as I dry

980
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: brush before every shower.

981
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 3: That dry brush is like it's like what they says

982
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 3: massaging the lymphatic system, but it's just like you know

983
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 3: those bristle brushed.

984
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: Brushes, like a hard bristle. Yeah, it's a hard bristel.

985
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 3: And you circular up from the legs up and like

986
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 3: to get your circulation moving and your system like flushed.

987
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: You know, this company hit me up and they wanted

988
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: me to review something to do it, and I didn't

989
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: do it because I was like, what to tell I

990
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 1: need to dry this brush for it?

991
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,879
Speaker 3: Like like I had cellulate, my leg it goes away

992
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 3: and like it like keeps me less inflame because I

993
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 3: have rehdodes, which is like this circulation handship where I

994
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 3: just lose my goddamn fingers. Really, maybe I got that.

995
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 3: Maybe it's your extremities. When is it when you get cold? Yes,

996
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 3: I thought it was because she was a mnemic. But okay,

997
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 3: I guess not what it is? Well, I think it

998
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 3: might It could be you have red nose rains. It's

999
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 3: like it's on set, and like because of what it

1000
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 3: is is like you're like it's a vasodilation thing.

1001
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: So like you're you sound like a dot.

1002
00:41:58,960 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 2: Yes you are?

1003
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: So like you could open up your own practice.

1004
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,280
Speaker 3: By saying I grew up with a severe anxiety disorder

1005
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 3: and a doctor for a dad and a nurse for

1006
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 3: a mom, and so anytime I thought something was wrong

1007
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 3: with me, I would learn everything about every disease because.

1008
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 1: I was like, I needed to please tell me everything.

1009
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 2: So a lot of them if your parents were your WOBMD.

1010
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 1: They were.

1011
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 3: And then as a kid, I'd be like, I feel

1012
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 3: like I might regurgitate, so I think I probably have

1013
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,240
Speaker 3: some acid reflux.

1014
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 2: And like people were like.

1015
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: Chill, chill people. I was like, I was described as intense,

1016
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: but like everyone that met me, I wouldn't want to

1017
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 1: have hangout, hang out with you guys, no, no, nothing

1018
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,720
Speaker 1: behind your back. They were like, Yo, she mad intents,

1019
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 1: she go kill us, she kill all of us. Don't

1020
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: invite her to the sleep over.

1021
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 2: You know you couldn't invite me because I would have

1022
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 2: went the bed anyway.

1023
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 1: You're my god brother. Jeez, your god brother used to

1024
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:54,399
Speaker 1: wet the PIDs. I mean, I'm gonna say it. I'm

1025
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 1: gonna say it on a podcast. Say it on the podcast,

1026
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 1: say it for the bonus.

1027
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:03,359
Speaker 2: Hey, Carrie, how old was Terry when you stopped waiting

1028
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 2: the back? Oh?

1029
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: Man, I have no idea cool sixteen? I was a

1030
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 1: hot thirteen.

1031
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:13,800
Speaker 2: Sexty thirteen, Yo, that's hilarious.

1032
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean I.

1033
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 2: Feel like you know, you were dealing with other stuff,

1034
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? But now, like, have you

1035
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 2: ever do you have like a skin horror story, like

1036
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 2: a time that something went really wrong on a date,

1037
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 2: or oh you missed the spot, did like all.

1038
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: The makeup half the makeup come off your face and

1039
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: then you like you look like two faces. I did

1040
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:35,839
Speaker 1: you have sex and you half of your face?

1041
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 3: You just being I'm so like, I'm a hawk with

1042
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 3: this shit, because like I will not be embarrassed. I

1043
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 3: am very proud and so like truly never and like

1044
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 3: it would be the point where I would cancel something

1045
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 3: or like I would to go home with a dude

1046
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 3: because I was like no, like it's too bad of

1047
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:53,760
Speaker 3: a flare up, I will.

1048
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:56,280
Speaker 1: Not, or I don't have my stuff anima stuf exactly.

1049
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 3: I remember I get dated a guy and we got

1050
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 3: in this huge fucking fight because I like didn't have

1051
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 3: my stuff with me, and so then it like flared up.

1052
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 1: I was like, well, if we fucking.

1053
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,879
Speaker 3: Stopped here and it was like this blow up anything

1054
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 3: at his house, he like would, but it was like

1055
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 3: he wasn't like caring for the fact that like I

1056
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,800
Speaker 3: need it in my routine. Led to us going to

1057
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 3: CBS at two in the morning and being like, no,

1058
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 3: you're buying the twenty dollars, you're buying it for me

1059
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:24,799
Speaker 3: and made him buy all my ship.

1060
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 1: Is this in Wisconsin or this is New York?

1061
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 2: This is New York? No very, that's very New York.

1062
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:33,399
Speaker 1: CBS is now open at Wisconsin at a nothing so open. Yeah,

1063
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: do y'all have CDs in Wisconsin?

1064
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 2: We have Walgreens. Wow, Yeah, we didn't have Dwayne Real It's.

1065
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 1: Fine, so waits so you had the that story with

1066
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 1: your boyfriend. What about hugging people? That shit is like

1067
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 1: the worst I've given someone a hug, and I've seen

1068
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 1: literally half my chin on their shoulder, and you don't

1069
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 1: want to tell them, like, yo, it's horrified. That's a

1070
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 1: lot of brown I just walk away and I'm like, well,

1071
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 1: they're gonna get in a fight with their girl, that's fun.

1072
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 1: I don't wear a foundation because I was just like,

1073
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: you know, my skin, do what, it's so blessed. I

1074
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: just it just you know what. And I'm afraid to

1075
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 1: do other stuff with my change doing what I wanted

1076
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 1: to do, So I it'll be my lipstick that gets

1077
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: caught on people's things and I'll do like a ruby

1078
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 1: wou and then it'll be like, all right, well look

1079
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 1: get that out. Well I use like a like a

1080
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 1: like a thin foundation that's like kind of like a

1081
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 1: tinted moisturizer, like a beating dream. Yeah, because when I

1082
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 1: see in photos, I'm like, yo, it's discolored, Like you

1083
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: could tell if you just have concealer on, you could

1084
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 1: tell the difference. Especially, ah my god, you know everything

1085
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: that's going on here, people trying to catch you off guard.

1086
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 1: They haters, be hating, they work over time, you know,

1087
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 1: you want to catch it takes you in the story

1088
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 1: like it's like a good thing, Like yeah, I just like, no,

1089
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 1: you knew what you were doing. And then they post

1090
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: it and tag you and on Facebook my regular friend

1091
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 1: so much so talented, I'm like, fuck you not doing it.

1092
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 2: So do you have friends who do that that post

1093
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 2: pictures that are good of them but not you?

1094
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1095
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 3: Absolutely, And it's just the worst part. They're like the

1096
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 3: excuse is always like, oh my god, you always look frying,

1097
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:15,480
Speaker 3: shut up, like and.

1098
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, hate those bitches.

1099
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 2: No.

1100
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,479
Speaker 1: I feel like because I've said that to Sydney before

1101
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: because she's one of the most photogeny people that I know.

1102
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:26,359
Speaker 1: I know Sidney always complaining about she looks you are

1103
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: the most photoges.

1104
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 2: Damn Yo.

1105
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,760
Speaker 1: Greta and I both we the picture you guys posted

1106
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 1: of you guys like having levels was it was like

1107
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 1: recently the lion king one yes, holy ship. We both

1108
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 1: text each other immediately like did you see that picture.

1109
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 2: We're like, they look so good.

1110
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:52,319
Speaker 1: Listen immediately. The thing with photos it will be like eat,

1111
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: my face look good, but my wig look crooked. My

1112
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:55,760
Speaker 1: wig is look good.

1113
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 2: But my face.

1114
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's like I'm very particular because yeah, I

1115
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 1: mean you should, especially if you're in the limelight, especially

1116
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: if you got people watching. Yes, they're trying to get

1117
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: We were just talking about this before the podcast started.

1118
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: Everyone that knows you and does not know you is like,

1119
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 1: oh my god, she's like a model.

1120
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 2: No, this is right, she's like a super at all.

1121
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: The thing is in comedy, like you don't have to

1122
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 1: look that great for people like, oh my god, you're

1123
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:26,879
Speaker 1: so beautiful. Their stands are low as falking about.

1124
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 2: Both things are true.

1125
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:28,959
Speaker 1: That is true.

1126
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 3: But also it is true that everyone that I have

1127
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 3: ever been around that sees you, it's like, who is that?

1128
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 1: If you see a whole bunch of twos on stage

1129
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: on a regular and then you see somebody there, he

1130
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 1: takes mind. I'm just saying, if you actually see somebody

1131
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 1: who takes a shower on a regular, brush their teeth,

1132
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 1: brush their eyebrows, You're like, oh my, who is taking

1133
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: a shower doesn't make you pretty?

1134
00:47:58,920 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 2: It makes you clean.

1135
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: Nope, for comedians, because a lot of them look dusty, musty, rusty.

1136
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:07,279
Speaker 2: But they're also ugly. So min they talking about the men,

1137
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 2: not the women.

1138
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: I love. Yah, your perfect would.

1139
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 3: Date a comedian, I mean, I did anyone that had

1140
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 3: their ship together. I just don't think there's two align

1141
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 3: A lot they don't. As you were saying, I was like, yeah,

1142
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 3: those things don't match.

1143
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's the ven diagram of that. It's two circles.

1144
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: They don't touch. The circles don't ever touch. So what like, what.

1145
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,879
Speaker 2: What is your method now for like just getting your face?

1146
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1147
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 3: For Oh my gosh, you guys A big deal for me,

1148
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 3: A huge, huge update. Okay, So I got up for

1149
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 3: a present recently. I got a fifty dollars gift card

1150
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:46,200
Speaker 3: to Sephora. Okay, great, it's not a lot, we'll get this.

1151
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 3: I'm also a vib Rouge, which is one of those

1152
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 3: like levels that they give you those free ship because

1153
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,760
Speaker 3: my mom my, sister and I all use the same account.

1154
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 3: Oh smart, smart smart gotta dip okay, and so they

1155
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 3: give you twenty percent off every or whatever. So he's

1156
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 3: twenty percent off. And my fifty dollars gift card I

1157
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 3: got Lamire, which is the nicest motherfucking ship and it's

1158
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 3: so expensive.

1159
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 1: I heard it. I heard It's just all like it's

1160
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: a hype.

1161
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 2: It's not I tried it. I tried it.

1162
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 3: I've been doing it for a while. Now, how do

1163
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 3: you have from I have the classic moisturizing cream, the

1164
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 3: one that Jennifer Lopez was using all the time. I mean,

1165
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 3: if Jennifer Lopez is using it, then how does no

1166
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 3: one like, how are people saying it was?

1167
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 1: Well Lamaire popped off because they were like, literally, she

1168
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: bathes in it, like she literally, I.

1169
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 2: Carry bathes in the Nick Cannon's blood. Yeah, she has.

1170
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:44,919
Speaker 1: Dancer sweat that she drinks her breakfast. No, she drinks

1171
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:49,800
Speaker 1: that with her champagne. No, I bathes in lunessa whatever

1172
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:53,280
Speaker 1: you call it, sleeping bills. No, that's a for depression.

1173
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 1: Well she should bathe. They said she got her stomach

1174
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,879
Speaker 1: the stomach drinking surgery, and that's why she's losing weight

1175
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: because it is a staple. Yeah, because you know, Murah

1176
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: Carrey is not working out. No, God, no, get stage. Yeah,

1177
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: she looks like she lost some weight.

1178
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 2: I'll google it real quick.

1179
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: Deep bloat.

1180
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 2: I think she could just go into like a Well,

1181
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 2: she's just stop drinking and doing the bills that she's doing.

1182
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 1: I mean, it's hard out here. Listen, everybody's struggling. They

1183
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 1: got demons. You got people laughing at her on a

1184
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: rag because of what she looks like. Anyway, let me

1185
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: take a step back. I tempt I tempted Lamire for

1186
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,800
Speaker 1: like a week and just did you get the product?

1187
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 3: I stole a bunch of good Oh my god, I'm

1188
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:32,720
Speaker 3: so jealous.

1189
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,319
Speaker 2: I'm so jealous. See did you try it? And did

1190
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 2: it feel amazing?

1191
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1192
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 3: I used their their like I cream. People say it's amazing,

1193
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 3: that's what they say.

1194
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: I can't see. I really just feel like it's a

1195
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: lot of it is from your diet. It's your diet,

1196
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 1: and you have to be from within. You know, Sidney,

1197
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 1: shut up with your face masks on the bus and

1198
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:56,360
Speaker 1: on the plane.

1199
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 2: Don't you say it's from it? From good Skinner's hard

1200
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 2: work is everything?

1201
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,319
Speaker 3: Like I may, I like do not miss a wash

1202
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 3: or and I work out a lot, and after I

1203
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 3: bring my lotion there because I washed my face thirty

1204
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 3: seconds after I'm done working out, like truly, and then.

1205
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,280
Speaker 1: I like put my moisturizer on. I have my process.

1206
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: I wake up.

1207
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,440
Speaker 3: I don't use products in the morning except for moisturizer.

1208
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,279
Speaker 3: I don't even wash it in the morning because you

1209
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 3: don't want to strip the oils. It's like very regiment

1210
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 3: and you got and my diet, oh absolutely not. What

1211
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,359
Speaker 3: I fuck with sweets? I I do, but like if

1212
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 3: I do, I pay heavily, you know, like I don't fuck.

1213
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:33,600
Speaker 3: I was vegan for a year and a half.

1214
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 2: I'm sorry for your love.

1215
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 1: And here's the thing. I'm back.

1216
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 2: I'm back, of course, I'm I'm so glad that.

1217
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: You're I'm back, and I'm skinnier after I'm back. Do

1218
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: you know much bread you eat as a fucking vegan?

1219
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,160
Speaker 1: It's just bread. People are like, what do you want

1220
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: to eat? Here?

1221
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 2: We have bread, and so you eat bread. No, that

1222
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 2: sounds awful, it's awful. Why are you a vegan?

1223
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 3: Because I realized the environmental impact when people are like,

1224
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 3: you can save eighteen gallons or whatever day, and I

1225
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 3: was like, I don't do shit out.

1226
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: We don't do that on this podcast as the earth.

1227
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 1: That's for me lately, dude, I eat whatever the hell

1228
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 1: I want, you know, but also like water, like that's

1229
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: one of the best what you said you were doing, well,

1230
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,359
Speaker 1: I drink a lot of water. How much I don't

1231
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: know how many of these a day, maybe five or six.

1232
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 1: How many ounces do you think this is, pups, how

1233
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 1: many ounces you think this is? Like I feel it

1234
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 1: to the top.

1235
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 2: Oh that's a lot. That's like twelve ounces at least.

1236
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 2: I need to drink more water.

1237
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:26,839
Speaker 1: I mean, I honestly considering all the stuff that I'm

1238
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 1: from within.

1239
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 2: But you don't even that water's gonna lest you for

1240
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 2: the rest of the week.

1241
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 1: Shut up. But I just feel like considering how much

1242
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: I used to party heavy, like just drink.

1243
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,720
Speaker 2: First of all, drinking is terrible.

1244
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 1: If you drink tequila, dark liquor, all that stuff, all

1245
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,839
Speaker 1: the sugars in it, it fucks you up and it's soap.

1246
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 1: It ages you like a mofo. So like I had

1247
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 1: ten years on my on my back of just drinking

1248
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 1: every day and then doing drugs and stuff. So like, yeah,

1249
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:59,399
Speaker 1: my skin is decent. For like what, No one says

1250
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 1: that your skin decent. Every I say it's decent.

1251
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 2: Yeh.

1252
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 3: I'm gonna lab and say you have insanely amazing And

1253
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 3: I know, I love that you know your potential, but.

1254
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 2: Like your potential is like so much higher. She's rude.

1255
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: No, I know I will have a pimple and I'll

1256
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:17,879
Speaker 1: go to Adrian and I'm like, oh my god, She's

1257
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 1: like what, like, why are you even?

1258
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 2: Do you not remember two years ago? Should just throw

1259
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 2: a pea at your face?

1260
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 1: I'll take it so mean, so mean, so mean'd come home,

1261
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,359
Speaker 1: drop your bags. It's Janetta too, Like, does do your

1262
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: parents have good skin?

1263
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 2: Or does your sister?

1264
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 3: My mom had acting? Most of my families acting like

1265
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,399
Speaker 3: stopped in there. We always joke that all the women

1266
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 3: in my mom's family like get a new face in

1267
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,320
Speaker 3: their late twenties just because like, face shape changes everything.

1268
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,320
Speaker 3: I have an oval face now. I had a round

1269
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,640
Speaker 3: ass face like most of my life, And so I

1270
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:58,600
Speaker 3: think that is part of it.

1271
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:02,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. Yeah. And I have a question, how

1272
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 1: did you like build your confidence up? How did you say, like, oh,

1273
00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 1: this is gonna get better because she's pretty. She's pretty.

1274
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,800
Speaker 1: It don't matter. You can be pretty, but if you

1275
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,160
Speaker 1: have acne, it doesn't make you feel pretty.

1276
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 2: You know, you feel ugly. She feel disgusting, but she's pretty,

1277
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 2: and then went away.

1278
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 1: You can have great features, but if you have like

1279
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,399
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of stuff on your face, you don't

1280
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 1: feel good. I think it was.

1281
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 3: Patience is the only thing that helped me because when

1282
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 3: I felt ugly shit, I was like, I know this,

1283
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 3: like this regiment's gonna work. It's gonna work. I don't

1284
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 3: have patience because I was like, I know I'm gonna

1285
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 3: I think truly. I always tell everyone this. I go

1286
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,919
Speaker 3: maybe middle of twenty seven is when I'm gonna really

1287
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 3: get hot, like and like I feel hot, but like

1288
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be like what you're saying, like next level

1289
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 3: like hot and I'm excited.

1290
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 2: I always say in the morning, this is me poor.

1291
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my god, I'm gonna get botox every morning.

1292
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 1: My boatoks every morning la maior bath like, oh my

1293
00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 1: la mayor bed this is me at the damn Could

1294
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 1: you imagine every time I walk into every time I

1295
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 1: walk into place, I just I humble myself and then

1296
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:10,880
Speaker 1: I bring myself back up. I'm like, oh, you know,

1297
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 1: I wish I had this, but I was like, wait

1298
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:15,359
Speaker 1: till I get in. Oh my god, I'm like security guard,

1299
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,360
Speaker 1: don't even talk to me, so don't even tell me

1300
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:17,799
Speaker 1: good morning?

1301
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 2: No, how dare you?

1302
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: How dare you? There's gonna be an entourage behind me

1303
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: or in front of me, actually in front of me.

1304
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 1: I mean I completely agree with you saying that you

1305
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 1: think twenty seven is gonna be the year of you

1306
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:33,360
Speaker 1: being hot, because literally every day I wake up and

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00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, am I looking better?

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00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 2: Fri Like in the last couple of months. It's right,

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00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 2: like that's what my life is.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, it is exciting every day and day I

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00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 1: feel about that. Yeah, but you know that because.

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00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,839
Speaker 3: You're like, my potential still has an mpeak like we're

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00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 3: all getting hotter and that rules.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

1315
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 2: Actually, like.

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00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:58,480
Speaker 1: Three years ago, I was like really surprised at like

1317
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 1: how I was like just looking considering the stuff that

1318
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:05,439
Speaker 1: I was going through. So like now I'm just trying

1319
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 1: to catch up. I'm trying to catch up in I

1320
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,239
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe it's like within like what I'm saying,

1321
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 1: when you feel.

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00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 3: Good emotionally, are like it radiates people like what's different

1323
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 3: about you?

1324
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Speaker 1: And like you look like I'm getting dicked down on

1325
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: the regular, Because when I was getting dicked down on

1326
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 1: the regular, you like, are you going through ye?

1327
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 2: But you were getting bad in a bad place.

1328
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:29,319
Speaker 1: You're getting a good time. I busted a dick. There

1329
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 1: was some good time.

1330
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 2: There was some town cards at a dick, but you

1331
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 2: never had that.

1332
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 1: If the car is good, the dick is bad. If

1333
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,239
Speaker 1: the car is bad, that is gonna be good. I

1334
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 1: like that.

1335
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,919
Speaker 2: That's a town card dick. I mean it also was married.

1336
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:47,799
Speaker 2: But whatever, mo, do you have anything you want to leave?

1337
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 1: The people who are listening with that are maybe dealing

1338
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 1: with bad skin or there's something that they want to

1339
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:53,839
Speaker 1: try help the kids.

1340
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 3: I would say, pump the brakes. It's not your damn fall. Like,

1341
00:56:56,760 --> 00:56:59,640
Speaker 3: there's so many factors going towards your skin, mainly mine

1342
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:02,359
Speaker 3: was just so. Then also, don't get defensive and people

1343
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 3: like you look amazing. You're like yeah, because no one

1344
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:10,360
Speaker 3: helped me when I was a pressure. But honestly, like truly,

1345
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 3: just stick to something. And I know people are like

1346
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 3: it takes time, but it does, it fucking does. And

1347
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:18,000
Speaker 3: just like stay the damn course, like put your head down,

1348
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 3: like do the reps in the gym, and then all

1349
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 3: a sudden, game day, you're gonna be the hottest motherfucker

1350
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 3: in the room.

1351
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 2: You see that?

1352
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but my whole thing is like we

1353
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 1: put so much pressure on ourselves as women. Oh god,

1354
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: I look good, especially like performers, just us being on stage.

1355
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 1: We're on stage every single day, and then when you

1356
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 1: get on camera, you're like, I noticed stuff that I

1357
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 1: wasn't even thinking about before. Yeah, and then you just

1358
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: get so anal. So how do you not pick apart

1359
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 1: every single thing?

1360
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 2: Well, we are our own worst critics. True, that's a fact.

1361
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 1: I Yeah, I don't know of that.

1362
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 3: I feel like there's like a moment where like I

1363
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 3: got to a point where it was like I wanted

1364
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 3: to not be wearing makeup on camera, and I was like,

1365
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,640
Speaker 3: that's a good place to be in because like, I

1366
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 3: love my ship.

1367
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:04,160
Speaker 2: I want people to know my ship.

1368
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: You gotta eat that's team.

1369
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 3: That's like you surround yourself with people that like make

1370
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:10,960
Speaker 3: you feel so fucking good about yourself.

1371
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 2: That you like it.

1372
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 1: I don't trust a lot of gays gay mens because

1373
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 1: they stay gassing you up, and you like, my teams

1374
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:20,480
Speaker 1: are only women, you know what I'm saying, Like, I

1375
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 1: got gay men telling me that I don't trust them.

1376
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 1: I trust my women telling you that, Yeah, well someone

1377
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 1: some cays will keep it red with you. They'll be like,

1378
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 1: is that what you're doing with your face today? You're like,

1379
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:33,360
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing any makeup, And when they're being shady exactly.

1380
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 1: But when we out and when we out in the

1381
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: club and they like been drinking, they're like.

1382
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is our qul gorgeous.

1383
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:40,960
Speaker 1: When you're out in the club and you're drinking, but

1384
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 1: you you already know that you're making a mistake by

1385
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 1: listening to them. Also, you're at the club. You already

1386
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:47,400
Speaker 1: left the house with the makeup that you have, you

1387
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 1: have the look. So they're just celebrating with the choices

1388
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 1: you made. And that's nice.

1389
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 2: Get you a gay they can do both of them.

1390
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 2: Like you women be like, yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah,

1391
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 2: that's team. That's attitude that we don't pick it apart.

1392
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 1: Well, do we learn anything today?

1393
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 2: Learn that you're actually a doctor? That's what I learned today.

1394
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, so much? And being all these big ass words.

1395
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:12,000
Speaker 1: I was like, how do you spell that writinal red nose?

1396
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 1: I was like, that's a lot of syllables in that ship.

1397
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 1: What are we leaving people with? CID? Oh? Wait, Like

1398
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 1: do you have to go to products that you like,

1399
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 1: you can't live without?

1400
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 3: You can't live without CBS brand. It's clean and clear,

1401
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 3: but it's CBS brand. Benzola peroxide, Okay, five bucks, five bucks.

1402
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 3: And you also cannot live without everyone. It's called every Day.

1403
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 3: It's another ten buck moisturizer that you should use in

1404
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 3: the morning. It's light has yo yo ho jha yohoba

1405
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,920
Speaker 3: and that's the moisturizing agent. And that said, they're very

1406
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 3: clean products. Those ones, very light, very clean. Probably it

1407
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 3: looks like it nice. Yeah, let me see your hands, mom.

1408
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 3: I want to see if your hands are good, if

1409
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 3: you got good hands?

1410
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 2: No, you do?

1411
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you got a new tattoo yesterday,

1412
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 1: the snake. How much did that cost? A hundred? From

1413
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:06,200
Speaker 1: where daredevil tattoo? Dare? Do anybody got a hook up

1414
01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 1: on a tattoo? Or like, you want to get some

1415
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 1: stuff to you get it two for one. I want

1416
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 1: to get a couple pieces up. I wouldn't get Well,

1417
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 1: you guys can walk in somewhere and ask them. Then

1418
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 1: people are like, yeah, no they won't. That's what you did.

1419
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 2: No, I called bang bang that that's a minimum four hundred.

1420
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:22,960
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And I was like, well that's for the hour.

1421
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 1: I said, So, like, if I get something small, can

1422
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 1: I get a bunch of things in the hour for

1423
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 1: the four hundred, because I'll get a couple of things

1424
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 1: they like. No.

1425
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:31,840
Speaker 2: I was like, if I'm paying four hundred people able

1426
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:32,720
Speaker 2: to get like twelve.

1427
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 1: Tattoos, yeah, twelve little ones.

1428
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 2: They're cuckoo, they're insane. Yeah, no, thank you, no, no,

1429
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,200
Speaker 2: you know that's like Rihanna and Justin Bieber's tattoo artists. Yeah,

1430
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 2: why would you even call them? They have a bunch

1431
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 2: of different artists that work there.

1432
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:46,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, bang Bank could be fo hundred dollars an hour,

1433
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 1: But like the other people don't aboudy know them?

1434
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 2: M m I do you know them? They do? They

1435
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 2: doo that's why they're there. Mo, where can people listening

1436
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 2: catch you or see your bomb ass face?

1437
01:00:56,760 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 1: Plug? Everything on my Instagram is Mo Fry Passek.

1438
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:05,680
Speaker 3: My Twitter is that I'm doing a half hour recording

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01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 3: on December tewond at six thirty at the Duplex Greta Titleman.

1440
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 2: Okay, she was our rich bitch expert, rich bitch, rich

1441
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,200
Speaker 2: bitch so much.

1442
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.

1443
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 2: That's it, low Fry pass it. Can you spell that

1444
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 2: because some of our listeners maybe can't spell m O

1445
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 2: f R Y pas.

1446
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:31,360
Speaker 1: C freaking beautiful always. You can catch us here every

1447
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:34,280
Speaker 1: Friday or whatever. The hell you listen to this, but

1448
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 1: we also release bonus episodes where everything is completely unfiltered.

1449
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,920
Speaker 1: Sydney shares all of her so listen if you want

1450
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 1: to get the gossip. Gossip, it's so juicy that you

1451
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:47,520
Speaker 1: need to listen. Yeah, it's ridiculous.

1452
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:50,800
Speaker 2: You can find that on our Patreon page, or if

1453
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 2: you don't know how to spell Patreon, you can go

1454
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:55,520
Speaker 2: to my Instagram and the link is in my bio.

1455
01:01:55,560 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 1: Literally selling my soul for five dollars. Okay, barteeus. Make

1456
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:05,680
Speaker 1: sure you follow us on Instagram. It's just unofficial expert d.

1457
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:07,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, unofficial expert. Just follow us.

1458
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 1: Tell a friend, tell a friend, tell a friend, tell

1459
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 1: your rich friends, tell your friends that like, tell your

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01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 1: white friend velvet Blazers to come see us so that

1461
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 1: they can buy us wings and not know that we

1462
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,480
Speaker 1: charged it on their card. And tell your friends so

1463
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:23,280
Speaker 1: that they can pay for plane tickets to Montreal so

1464
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 1: I don't have to see the bus for eight hours.

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01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 1: So poor are poor? Thanks so much, guys, by bye,