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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. I'm gonna tell you the name

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Speaker 1: of the person that's on the phone to tell us

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret right now, and us see if

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Speaker 1: you guys can guess what I need to do. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: remember it's dirty little secret text in four one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret, we'll

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Speaker 1: let you tell it on the show. And we keep

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Speaker 1: everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname, so nobody

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Speaker 1: knows who you actually are when you tell us a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. So the name of the person on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now to tell us something is peeing

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Speaker 1: your pants? You need to pee? I need to pee.

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Speaker 1: Paying your pants is on the phone. What's up paying

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Speaker 1: your pants? How are you? I guess I need to pee.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing good. Otherwise, I'd like to tell you that

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Speaker 1: you pols a lot of trouble for Jubil, a lot

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Speaker 1: he peas every five minutes. Maybe your name should have

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Speaker 1: been weak bladder, but I do have to be really

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Speaker 1: bad anyway. I'll hang out and clench my teeth while

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Speaker 1: you tell us your dirty little secrets. So what's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, paying your pants, peep pants, peeky pants,

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Speaker 1: how about peepy pants. I'm not currently peeing my pants.

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Speaker 1: My dirty year little secret is well, it's kind of closed,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of close to that. So maybe you're a

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Speaker 1: psychic m so, and I know it's probably exceptionally dirty.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm a house cleaner, so I can make my

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Speaker 1: own hours, and I work with my headphones on and

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Speaker 1: my dirty my dirty little secret. Okay, basically, you know,

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Speaker 1: I have some clients who are real jerks, They're real

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Speaker 1: a holes, right, I don't know what I can say

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Speaker 1: on air, and they don't deserve bleach, they don't deserve

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Speaker 1: my good cleaner. So I will do the job. I'll

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Speaker 1: turn on my music and I just use a dirty

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Speaker 1: cloth or a sock from their laundry or whatever I've

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Speaker 1: got because at this point, I figure, you know, I'm

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Speaker 1: still gonna like, you know, i'll dust. I'm still gonna

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Speaker 1: do my job, but I'm not gonna like clean clean clean,

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Speaker 1: which you like dust their house with you like dust

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Speaker 1: their house with their dirty underwear. Well, not like dirty underwear.

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Speaker 1: They're not like peeing their pants like me, but like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like what's playing on the top of their hamper. I'll

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Speaker 1: use that to like do the top of their lamps

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Speaker 1: and the top of their feel of it. Wow, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you really must have their negative energy on my stuff.

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Speaker 1: Your karma will do a job, all right. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you clean their house, but you don't use cleaner on

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Speaker 1: some things like actual to clean like the toilet. Right,

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Speaker 1: I just clean, but I don't use clean nerves just

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Speaker 1: but there's there's still a bunch of germs on it, right,

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Speaker 1: And I figure if they're just high and mighty, they'll

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Speaker 1: know the difference, and they never have I'll be totally honest.

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Speaker 1: So I obviously live with my grandma, and when my

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Speaker 1: mom comes to visit from over in England, I pretty

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Speaker 1: much do the same thing. Because I don't like cleaning

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Speaker 1: so much. I'll just grab a towel and stop dusting

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Speaker 1: fake wipe it down. But you don't wipe it down

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Speaker 1: with your dirty clothes. No, I've never done that. Someone

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Speaker 1: I love. I don't love these people, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. They're just like paying me and some people

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Speaker 1: treat me really rude, like they'll ask me to show

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Speaker 1: cleavage or be really rude and no, yeah, so they're

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Speaker 1: getting dirty socked dust treatment for sure. And to save money.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, I won't steal big stuff, but I

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Speaker 1: will take tampons things like that. Yeah they are expensive. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: those things are expensive. And why not. You know, they're

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Speaker 1: just laying there, boxes and boxes and stuff. So I'll

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Speaker 1: take one, one box or one tampon, pens box. Okay,

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Speaker 1: nice to your housekeeper. Well, thank you for telling us

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. Now I'm gonna go pee my pants,

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Speaker 1: no problem. Guys, what's your dirty little secret,