1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:04,520 Speaker 1: Hey, Kuti misconnections. That was me staring. 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 2: There's only two places to find true love in this world. 3 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 2: One is at a minor league mascot tryout, where you're 4 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 2: the back end of the vamba costume and the person 5 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,560 Speaker 2: in front of you asks you to pass them. 6 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,720 Speaker 1: The water bottle. And the other is on the pages 7 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:21,239 Speaker 1: of craigslist dot org. 8 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,360 Speaker 2: We scoured that website every week to find the best 9 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:27,640 Speaker 2: misconnections that they have to offer, like this one titled 10 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:33,480 Speaker 2: scooter I hardly know her oh Man for woman thirties Downtown. 11 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:37,159 Speaker 2: He says, you were zooming down Main Street on a 12 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 2: rented scooter like a sexy green comet. I was three 13 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:45,159 Speaker 2: Malibu shots deep trying to retrieve a taco bell receipt. 14 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 1: I dropped in the public shrubbery. 15 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,640 Speaker 3: Okay, that makes sense. Why everything seems to go so fast? 16 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,760 Speaker 2: I didn't see you coming, but when I turned around, 17 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 2: you swerve to avoid me and. 18 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 1: Yelled watch it. 19 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 3: Oh. 20 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 2: You then drifted to a stop and stared. I was 21 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:05,000 Speaker 2: speechless and shirtless, holding a crunch Wrap Supreme like a 22 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 2: ninja star. 23 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:06,960 Speaker 1: To defend myself. 24 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,959 Speaker 3: Can't get pretty hard on the outside, I. 25 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 2: Said loudly, what do you want woman, You said nothing 26 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 2: and just kept staring. 27 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 3: Yeah. 28 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 2: I offered you a vape I found on the ground 29 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:24,160 Speaker 2: as a piece offer, but you weren't having it. People 30 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:27,679 Speaker 2: gathered to watch your silent standoff. So I decided to 31 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,120 Speaker 2: break the ice by slapping my belly like I was 32 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:34,760 Speaker 2: performing an ancient mating ritual. I then danced among the shrubs, 33 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:39,040 Speaker 2: keeping one eye on you, the other looking for that receipt. 34 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 1: How do you do that? 35 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 3: Why hasn't she left on the scooter? 36 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 2: Before I could blink? I watched you spit in my 37 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:52,520 Speaker 2: general direction and then peel out like Vin Diesel in 38 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 2: Fasten the Furious six not seven. 39 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 3: Yuck if they did that movies with scooters, I went 40 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 3: reply back, if you want to yell at me more 41 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 3: dot dot dot I need it? 42 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 2: Oh? 43 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,680 Speaker 1: Okay, that signed Hoby. 44 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 3: I feel like you'll find Hoby outside the Taco bell again. 45 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: Yea, he lives there. 46 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:17,520 Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled mile High Heartbreak Man for 47 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:22,880 Speaker 2: woman fifty five airplane over Denver. They right, we were 48 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 2: on that red eye flight from blah blah boring city. 49 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,640 Speaker 1: I was leaving to YadA YadA, less boring city. Okay, 50 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 1: I travel a. 51 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 3: Lot, he doesn't know where he's going. 52 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, but that day I was in seventeen B, you 53 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 2: were in seventeen A. I didn't want to make it 54 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:42,120 Speaker 2: obvious I was checking you out, but your smell was intoxicating. 55 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 2: It was like a vanilla candle was fighting for its 56 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,960 Speaker 2: life and somehow losing. 57 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:51,919 Speaker 1: Though I don't really understand that. 58 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 3: I could just say it was like a vanilla. 59 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 2: I tried to say hi and see if I could 60 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 2: buy you a drink, but you immediately went to sleep 61 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:06,520 Speaker 2: mid sentence. Were you really sleeping or just pretending? Because 62 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 2: you wouldn't have been able to resist me, That's not. 63 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,519 Speaker 3: The reason she'd be pretending. 64 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 1: I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say 65 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 1: you were exhausted. 66 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 2: But just in case you woke up mid flight, I 67 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 2: told you the entire story. 68 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:18,919 Speaker 1: Of my life. 69 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 2: Oh wow, my two ex wives, my high school sports accomplishments, 70 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 2: and how I got fired from my insurance job for 71 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 2: inappropriate behavior at a golf fundraiser that was one hundred 72 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 2: percent not my fault. 73 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 3: Oh is anyone else worried that someone was in the 74 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 3: middle seat while this was going on? 75 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,040 Speaker 1: But I'll give you credit. 76 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,720 Speaker 2: If you were faking it, you pretended to be asleep 77 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 2: for a good three and a half hours. 78 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 3: Oh that is an extreme fake. 79 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: That's commitment. 80 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, you did stir ever so slightly when I said 81 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 2: the little hairs on your ears were a door of. 82 00:03:55,720 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 3: Hair. Marshal, Now, and how insulting you know to hear 83 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:01,320 Speaker 3: they have hairy ears? 84 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, not even cute hair. 85 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:09,840 Speaker 3: You didn't see it, luxurious. 86 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 1: I'm just jealous. 87 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,520 Speaker 2: As we landed, you popped up and gathered your things 88 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:18,279 Speaker 2: like nothing ever happened. I hesitated, wanting to ask for 89 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:21,200 Speaker 2: your number, since, in my mind, we just finished a 90 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 2: very long first. 91 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: Date about someone who does not get the hints. But 92 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 1: you rushed out to catch a connecting flight or they 93 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 1: did it instead. 94 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 2: If you see this, please tell me exactly what my 95 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 2: gym teacher said to me in tenth grade after I 96 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,920 Speaker 2: got hit in the privates with the dodge box. 97 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:43,039 Speaker 1: All wow, just so I know it's you. 98 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:50,240 Speaker 2: Okay, that signs Leonardo missed opportunity there, Leonard. Let's go 99 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 2: to your final misconnection titled Princess you dropped your crown 100 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:59,119 Speaker 2: man for a woman discount theme park? 101 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,039 Speaker 1: What's he says? 102 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,839 Speaker 2: Okay, so this was yesterday. I was in line for 103 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:07,799 Speaker 2: the knockoff version of It's a Small World. I can't 104 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:11,840 Speaker 2: remember the name of it. Maybe it's a compact Globe 105 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 2: or Tiny worlds Parade. Okay, either way, I was stuck 106 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,800 Speaker 2: on it when I saw you. 107 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 3: Dude, I just want to find out where this theme 108 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,279 Speaker 3: park is so I could take my kids at a 109 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 3: cheaper rate too. 110 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 2: You were there dressed like a kind of tired snow white. 111 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:29,080 Speaker 3: Oh, I do. 112 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:32,400 Speaker 2: Want to go here, trying to corral three little girls, 113 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 2: also in princess costumes. One of them was having a 114 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,839 Speaker 2: total meltdown over a turo. Were you their mom or 115 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,159 Speaker 2: their nanny? Hard to tell. I guess it doesn't matter. 116 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:44,880 Speaker 2: I was into you regardless. 117 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:49,839 Speaker 1: Now. I followed your group over to Buccaneers of Budget. 118 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:53,120 Speaker 3: Bay, the Pirates of the Caribbean. 119 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,920 Speaker 2: We ended up sitting in the same boat, and that's 120 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 2: when I felt a real spark. 121 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 3: Our knees touched. 122 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:05,640 Speaker 2: It was electric, or maybe just static from my polyester pants. 123 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,320 Speaker 2: After the ride, you tripped over a stroller that I 124 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 2: accidentally had pushed in your way. 125 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,719 Speaker 1: I tried to catch you. 126 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:18,839 Speaker 2: Heroically, but I just ended up knocking over a trash 127 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:22,880 Speaker 2: canon stuff. You caught your balance, though, straightened your royal 128 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:25,560 Speaker 2: crown and vanished into the gift shop crowd. 129 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,280 Speaker 1: Wow, I didn't even get your name. 130 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,680 Speaker 3: Or is the ruby slipper they left behind? 131 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:34,279 Speaker 2: If you remember me, please reach out. I don't mind 132 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 2: being a step dad or the dude who's just hooking 133 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:38,040 Speaker 2: up with the nanny. 134 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,080 Speaker 1: I am versatile. 135 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:42,039 Speaker 3: Picky. 136 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,200 Speaker 1: That signed Tom Tom. 137 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,360 Speaker 3: Do you guys think that they're not allowed to legally 138 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,279 Speaker 3: use the song so they do things like. 139 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:55,720 Speaker 1: Your yarn buccaneers. That sounds pretty good. 140 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:56,200 Speaker 3: I want to go. 141 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:57,400 Speaker 2: You should. 142 00:06:58,520 --> 00:06:59,200 Speaker 3: You're on a good. 143 00:07:00,839 --> 00:07:03,480 Speaker 1: By the slow Land Pass trying a new thing here. 144 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:03,880 Speaker 3: I like it. 145 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,400 Speaker 1: Those are your Craigslist miss connections for the week. We 146 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 1: got your phone tapp coming up Brooke 147 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,640 Speaker 3: And Jeffrey in the morning.